#you can’t

[sadtimbitz]

the world is theirs, we just live in it

#beavis and butthead #b&bh #mike judge #it’s them against the world #they would HATE this video #just wanted to make a wholesome b&bh edit #name a better duo #you can’t

[adamprrishcycle]

I support everything adam parrish does. Even the weird shit like sacrificing himself to a magic forest, scamming people for fake psychic readings even though he is in fact psychic and falling in love with an ancient, sentient horror who is stuck inside the body of an irish-american catholic teenager with a shaved head

#they just don’t make characters like that these days #I mean was adam first written in 2012 #and I’m like that’s it there can’t be anyone else #everyone stop writing novels and creating characters cuz it’s not gonna work #🤚😤 #but there is no character development quite like adam p #there is no character with as much DEPTH #as adam p #change my mind #you can’t #adam parrish #ronan lynch #pynch #trc #the raven cycle #the raven boys #greywaren #greywaren spoilers #mister impossible #the dreamer trilogy #tdt #ok I’m out

[sterekloverforever]

Derek always let Stiles in. He was guarded with everyone else besides Stiles. He would do anything for stiles

- when Boyd died, Derek let Stiles comfort him rather than pushing him away

- when Peter and Cora shared Derek’s past about Paige, Stiles was there and listened to why Derek is the way he is

- when Derek was dreaming and the person there to help him was Stiles

-every time Derek was knocked out it was always Stiles waking him up

- when Stiles went missing Derek was searching everywhere for him

- when void Stiles was in the loft, Derek wouldn’t let anything harm him

Moral of the story, Derek loved and cared for Stiles

#derek hale #derek x stiles #sterek #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #tell me i’m wrong #you can’t

[confused-wanderer]

All the bats have their own ways of addressing other people.

Dick uses “kid, kiddo, buddy, friend”

Jason is similar, using “hey, kid, fucker”

Tim uses “you, *insert guys name or meme referring to guy*”

Stephanie uses “honey, friend, bud, *insert funny nickname*”

Damian uses “you,*insert what he considers whoever he’s talking to’s biggest flaw*

But Batman?

Batman uses “Love, princess, darling”

That’s how all the thirst traps started.

#don’t ask him why he uses it #his Bruce wayne persona sometimes is a little too good #he’s used to calling people these at galas #gotta keep up that playboy appearance somehow #but what he doesn’t account for is #that it was such a habit that it’s the first thing he can say #to prove he’s not a threat #however it backfired #now they don’t perceive him as a threat #they perceive him as something… worse #honestly imagine hearing a low gravelly voice call you that #in a high tense situation where he’s saving you #TELL ME that 9 times out of 10 you wounds swoon #you can’t #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #red hood #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #batfam #damian wayne #batfamily comedy #batfam headcanon a #Brucie wayne #Bruce Wayne playboy #robin #Stephanie brown #spoiler

[mmelolabelle]

I really need lucemond fic writers to take into account that

a. Luke is the son of Harwin ‘Breakbones’ Strong, so grown-up Luke? Tall. Hench. Strong as fuck both physically and genetically. Therefore could 100% lift a particularly angry and murderous Aemond over his shoulder and just walk out of the room like “sorry about him folks, nothing to see here”. Like that Rhaenyra/Harwin scene in 1x05 except instead of protecting his love interest from everyone else in the room Luke is protecting everyone else in the room from Aemond

b. Aemond is scary-scary 24/7 but Lucerys is all cute and earnest and fluffy until he’s not and that is infinitely more terrifying? Like Luke is still a Targaryen do not let the bastard discourse fool you. Under the chubby cheeks, adorable hair and self-doubt he is as unhinged as the rest of them.

#anti the twinkification of adult lucerys velaryon #1) because the Strong genes are…strong #2) aemond looks like he needs/would enjoy be picked up tell me i’m wrong #you can’t #lucerys velaryon #lucerys targaryen #aemond targaryen #lucerys x aemond #aemond x lucerys #lucemond

[plum-pitt]

not to talk my shit on main or anything but Miraculous Ladybug totally robbed its entire main villain concept and structure from Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja and nobody talks about it.

#hawkmoth is just walmart sorcerer #tell me i’m wrong mf #you can’t #don’t take this seriously miraculous fans please😭 #i’m just clowning over here #Astruc can suck it tho ong #fuck that guy #lol #spends more time arguing with 12 year olds on twitter than actually writing his show #anyway- #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #rc9gn #randy cunningham #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir

[dnptheinfinity]

so they played a game based on phil’s degree, how about now they traumatize dan and play ace attorney 👀

#tell me this wouldn’t be incredible #you can’t #dan and phil

[zukkaart]

We don’t talk about Korras brute strength enough. She could have been the avatar without bending and just snapped spines left and right

#tell me im wrong #you can’t #avatar the last airbender #atla #lok #legend of korra #Korra stan #she’s my wife #i will defend her with my life #if she has zero fans I’m dead #Korra #avatar korra

[squash1]

tell me i’m wrong about this dynamic

#you can’t #i’m so right #and they love each other #but he’s annoying #adam parrish #richard campbell gansey iii #trc #ronan lynch #the raven cycle #blue sargent #pynch #adam and ronan #the raven boys #blue lily lily blue #the gangsey #gangsey #bluesey #mine

[avocadosockz]

maya in interviews: i can’t say why i think nancy doesn’t belong with steve or jonathan just understand that i think she’s destined for bigger things

natalia in interviews: yeah like robins strap lol #ronance

#tell me i’m wrong #you can’t #miss natty dyer doesn’t give two fucks anymore #natalia dyer #maya hawke #ronance #robin buckley #nancy wheeler

[kairospy]

Regulus would absolutely demolish just about anyone in a pulse.

That man was a seeker.

Broom arms people. Broom. Arms.

#regulus black #james potter #james fleamont potter #regulus arcturus black #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #the marauders #marauders #bartylus #starkiller #slytherin skittles #Regulus has aRMS #tell me i’m wrong #you can’t #i’m right #i need you people to snap outof your tunnel vision #you perceive Regulus all wrong #sad boy? yes. #quidditch jock and muscled bc of it? ALSO YES #the can coexist #stop the twinkification 2023🔥 #two canonically smart jocks love each other #reg just broods more. reads like it’s a job. sits in total darkness and one (1) candle #he’s leaner than James I’ll give you that #james is a gym bro #regulus x james #james x regulus #james potter x regulus black #regulus black x james potter

[reluctantfandomsideblog]

My dog looks sick :(

#de #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harry du bois #harrier du bois #harry dubois #look me in the eyes and tell me Harry wouldn’t have fleas #you can’t

[spocksbrainworms]

Vulcan robes are just big anxiety blankets they carry around with them everywhere.

#tell me I’m wrong #you can’t #star trek #spock #tos #kirk #original post #snw #Vulcan

[sun1seeker]

no fandom does band AUs better than the marauders fandom trust me on this one

#their entire dynamic is set up so perfectly for band AUs #like teenagers in the 70s??? #yes #4 boys in a dorm room?? #that’s the perfect number for a band #sirius mf black #that man just looks like he would be a guitarist like come on #all that poetry remus reads?? #try and tell me he wouldn’t be amazing at writing songs #you can’t #sorry #argue with the wall #marauders #marauders fandom #band AU #wolfstar #jegulus

[caslutz]

Jamie, looking through Keeley’s purse: Hey Roy? What does a pregnancy test look like?

Roy: It’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it.

Jamie: Ah, okay.

Jamie: Then this is definitely a gun.

#tell me this didn’t happen #you can’t #jamie would think a pregnancy test is a covid test #jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley jones #royjamiekeeley #royjamie #ted lasso #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: community

[ollies-moving-castle]

What if Bernard is scared to meet the Wayne’s so tim doesn’t push him (because he’s a good boyfriend) like Bernard’s scared to the point he tells tim “don’t tell them about us” I know it’s bit out of character but I’m gonna go off the fact the Bernard has trauma regarding parents and his whole being gay thing so he’s just a wee bit scared

so Tim takes it as an opportunity to just fuck with his family

I think he should completely and whole heartedly deny that Bernard exists no matter how many times people have met or heard about him Tim just he denies that he ever existed

I think it could fuck with Bruce and dick maybe duke to but like the others would just be angry like they’d gather all this evidence that tim and Bernard have not only met but are dating and Tim just refuses to say that’s him like

“Jason I don’t know what your talking about that’s obviously not me why are you editing all these pictures you’re driving me insane” like putting on a whole show of being mad and not believing him just selling it to the max

Alfred knows he was an actor of course he knows all the tricks to figure out if the persons acting or not

and cass was a different story, tim would never lie to cass unless it was for her own good she understands that Bernard is scared and doesn’t want him to feel uncomfortable around the family so she holds off on meeting him she wouldn’t even give him the shovel talk she just watched him for a few weeks and saw just how much he loved and cared for Tim how much he cherishes Tim she sees how their eyes light up when they see each other and how Bernard soothes Tim nightmares with ease how Tim cradles Bernard when Bernard has panic attacks do to his stuff from the cult or nightmares because of what happened in high school she knows that Bernard wouldn’t hurt Tim she doesn’t need to threaten him

she does threaten the batfamily (mostly the boys Steph and Alfred would be fine) that if they do anything to scare Bernard that she’s whoop their ass till Wednesday

#bernard dowd #timber #timbern #tim drake #If it has typos I’m sorry #But #yeah #Tim deserves to give Jason and Bruce an aneurism #And cass is the #1 timbern shipper #Prove me wrong #you can’t #Cuz I said so