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guardianreadersofthegalaxy · 1 year

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Hank: I don't think ants perceive our doors as doors. If you made a little 4mm door, I think an ant would knock on it. They'd respect it. But our doors aren't even doors to them.

Scott: Yeah, it's like a Lovecraftian object to them.

[from Mandatory Redistribution Party]

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?

Y/N: I got her a dog.

Kate: Really? Me too!

Sam: I also got her a dog!

Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.

Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.

Scott: I got her a dog!

[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]

Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Scott: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Tony: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Steve: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Wanda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Natasha: My moral code, is that you?

Scott:

Scott: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months

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Fury: Stark, you were way out of line last mission. You need to obey Rogers orders next time

Tony: I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked

Fury: ...

Tony: And I'm assuming it's a hazard for me to be naked on a mission

Scott: I for one would be honored to be in your naked presence

Tony: ...Thank you Scott

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nam-ski · 2 months

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Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands

Avengers: [clap clap]

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands

Avengers: [clap clap]

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.

Avengers: [clap clap]

Fury: I didn’t get paid enough for this shit.

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yourloverfromthepast · 6 months

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Sam: Oh my- where the fu- JESUS CHRIST!

Bucky: Uuh, why you throwin' gang signs?

Sam: Huh? I'm not- *sighs* I can hear this fucking mosquito but for some reason I can't see it

Bucky, turning towards you: Aaaand, what the hell are you filming? A ghost?

Y/n: A ghost? Oh no! Scott asked me to edit a video of him singing "Umbrella" while being tiny. There, look. *Proceeds to point at the table in front of the couch*

Sam, who was sitting on the couch, now standing up: Are you for real? No, like, ARE YOU FOR REAL?? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH A MOSQUITO FOR FIVE MINUTES AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS TIC-TAC?!?!

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 5 months

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[rescuing Kirby] April: ... Donnie: ... Kirby: Hey, Turtle? Do you think you could stop daydreaming about my daughter long enough to free me from the aliens? Donnie: Yes, sir.

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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months

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Y/N: I know you wanted to see Taylor Swift this year so for Christmas I got you-

Cassie: tickets to her next concert!?!

Y/N: ehh…close

Y/N pulls out a container with a magnifying glass to reveal a little ant dressed like Taylor Swift and trying to chirp one of her songs…

Cassie:

Y/N: see Scott! I told you we should’ve used your Avengers clout to get tickets!

Scott: they didn’t believe me even after I showed them my new book!

Cassie: it’s so weird and ugly…I love it!!! Thank you baby!

Cassie hugs Y/N…

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hurtspideyparker · 2 months

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Peter: Hi Mr. Stark! Hi Captain Rogers America sir, hey Dr. Banner, Sergeant Barnes, Miss Romanoff, Mr. Hawkeye sir. Hey Scott

Everyone: Hi kid

Ant-Man: Hey wait a minute

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incorrectrotgquotes · 3 months

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It's really important to me that North never finds out about this.

Jack Frost when he does something incredibly stupid

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the-black-bulls · 2 months

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Vanessa: All those years ago, you have been watching us in secret. What did you see in us?

Nacht: I saw myself.

Grey: Then why did you insult us?

Nacht: Because I saw too much of myself.

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marvelflame2010 · 8 months

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Jefferson: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over.

Jefferson: What do you want me to do?

Regina: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit

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incorrectquotesmcu · 13 days

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Sam: The hospital said I’m fine.

Scott: No, you suffered a traumatic experience.

Sam: I barely remember it. I remember crashing into the wall and the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Bucky: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Sam: Then what was that siren?

Bucky: That was Scott screaming.

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marvel-payformytherapy · 11 days

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Scott Lang: "You know what's cool? Ants."

Hope van Dyne: "Scott, we're supposed to be discussing the mission."

Scott Lang: "Yeah, but have you ever really looked at an ant?"

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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months

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Steve: does anyone have a plan!? I'm out of ideas so I'm all ears to anything!

Scott: I have an idea!

Tony: This better be good

Scott: So first we'll need a flame thrower-

Tony: *blasts him with repulser*

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aintinacage · 1 month

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There’s an idiot in the landing zone.

William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 47/?)

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