#‘are u sending it’ ‘or do u have cash’ ‘where are u sending it’ ‘i can get it off ur card’ BITCH CALM DOWN FUCKING CHEIST I HATE YOUUUUUUU

[hellfireeddiemunson]

love how my mom only does something for me unprompted just bc she wants something

#i knew her asking if i wanted egg noodles at 10pm was weird #and then she literally waited til i got back to my room to TEXTTTTTT me and ask for $40 #like yeah i fucking GUES BITCH but if you don’t pay me back im going to scream at you until we both are crying and ur not gonna like it #im tired of her shit dude stop lying about what you need $40 for bc i know it’s not anything you ever say it is miss ma’am #lying ass bitch take my 40 and smoke it up i don’t care anymoreeeeeeeeeee #goddddd i just. am so done with her shit she’s selfish and fucking ridiculous i want to beat her fucking ass lmaooo i’m sick of her shit #tired of ittttt tired of her making my mental health be shit bc she can’t act right. not my fuckin issue anymore bitch do better #anyways i’m going to smoke weed and not be a stupid dumb bitch like my mom hehe #also i am making this post and bc i haven’t sent it to her writhin fucking five minutes she’s already texting me like a fucking freak like #‘are u sending it’ ‘or do u have cash’ ‘where are u sending it’ ‘i can get it off ur card’ BITCH CALM DOWN FUCKING CHEIST I HATE YOUUUUUUU #idk if or what i need to tag this as so if anyone needs me to tag this as anything specific pls let me know

[nickfowlerrr]

Bellllaaaaa hiiii:)

I’m hooked on biker/bartender bucky(even tattoo artist bucky) with fucking Tats right now and I’d totally love if you could maybe write him and chubby/plus sized reader having a flirty relationship, maybe they’re like a fling or something. She works at his bar/tattoo shop, whichever au you pick, and they’re just fucking flirty and so naughty together lol

Smut is always welcomed!!

Thank u bby in advance<3 mwahhh🥺💋

about how it started..

pairing: bartender!bucky barnes x curvy!reader

warnings: 18+ only. pining. flirting. smut. a little tiny hint of voyeurism/exhibitionism. if i’m missing something pls lmk!

words: 3.1k

notes: thank you, mickey, for sending this and sorry it took so long! i kind of wanted to incorporate more mention of his tattoos but i felt like i kept screwing it up so i kept it very vague - i’m sorry. but i hope you like this! i really love the idea and i’d love to do more with them in the future, too (including more of his tattoos too 🥴), so thank you, thank you, thank you!! 🥰

also this gif isn’t necessarily the bucky i was picturing but the visible tattoo feels right so whatever 😌

i hope you guys enjoy this! thank you in advance for reading and reblogging. as always, feedback and comments are always welcome and so appreciated! 🖤

You know you should be checking tables right now. You know. But goddamn if you can’t take your eyes off of the brawny, blue eyed, six foot something beauty that is Bucky Barnes.

You’re leaning against the far end of the bar, eyes fixed on him with no plans of trailing anywhere else.

He’s making another Sex on the Beach for the less than subtle, leggy, bleach blonde who’s been fawning over him since she got here. When she and the other college girls showed up, seeming to have already been pregaming, you knew tonight wouldn’t be uneventful.

You could obsess over the fact that the twenty one year old, who looked like she stepped right off a runway, was currently pushing her chest out and twirling her perfectly styled hair as she continued rambling on and on to Bucky, but his disinterest was clear to you as he kept a polite smile and entertained her as he finished the drink.

That, and because you had no right or reason to obsess over who was flirting with him and when.

Right?

You pushed the thoughts away as you admired Bucky’s profile. The way some of his hair had fallen out of his bun and hung around his perfectly sculpted face. How his brilliantly blue eyes shone still through the dark strands. And god did you envy his perfectly shaped nose. Your eyes fell to his lips as he smiled at something the girl said, but you couldn’t even bring yourself to care, you were so caught up in the beauty of it. He gave her the drink before he tucked the loose hair behind his ears.

You watched as the girl held out a twenty with a sultry smile and a wink before Bucky took it with a small laugh as she sauntered off back to her friends.

He put it in the cash box and then pushed up his sleeves as he took the time to count out how much the bar had made so far tonight.

You swear your mouth went dry as his tattoos were on display now. The dark ink that told story after story lining his forearm, and though you couldn’t see them right now, led all the way up his strong arm only added to the endless list of things that made him attractive. The artwork was mesmerizing. Just like him.

“You just gonna stare at me your whole shift, sweetheart?” he says to you without looking over, a smirk playing on his lips.

You take in a breath before pushing off the bar and walk over to meet him where he stands.

“Who says I was staring at you?” you question and lean over just slightly to glance at Torres who was pouring shots at the other end of the bar.

Bucky turns to follow your gaze and gives a laugh when he sees who you’re referring to.

“You and Torres, huh?” he plays along, smirk never faltering. He finishes his count and tucks the box back under the bar before he turns fully to you, blocking your view of the younger man completely, not that you cared.

Bucky walks into you, backing you up until you’re forced into the dead corner of the bar. You nearly stop breathing when he leans into you, his cologne invading your senses, his warmth surrounding you as he keeps you trapped between him and the bar, his thick arms on either side of you. Your lips part on an inaudible gasp when his lips brush against your ear.

“He know I was guts deep inside you last night? How you were screaming my name, begging me not to pull out? So fuckin’ desperate to be full‘a me,” he reminds you as his hands find your waist and he squeezes your softness before pulling you flush against him and letting his hands slide down to your ass. “How many times did you come again? I think I lost count,” he taunts as he leans over you and gropes you shamelessly.

You can see out past his shoulder as he nearly nuzzles into your neck, your eyes growing heavy with desire as your lips stay parted in heated awe.

Your eyes meet the blonde Bucky had just served as she looks on in a bit of a stupor before blinking and turning away with a hint of a blush warming her cheeks.

“Watch it, Barnes. You’re gonna lose out on tips if you’re not careful,” you warn playfully, if not a bit breathily.

When he starts kissing your neck, your knees become unsteady as a warmth starts to grow in your tummy.. and lower. Your hands latch onto the front of his shirt in an effort to stay steady.

You’ve noticed he’s been getting more brazen every day, more teasing and touching when he knows full well people can see, and the fact that he really doesn’t seem to care sparks a bit of hope that maybe this could grow into something more than what it started as.

But as Bucky nips and then gently kisses your pulse point, all thoughts fly right out the window as your main focus is solely on not melting into a puddle right then and there.

“Don’t care,” he says against your delicate skin, placing another kiss to your neck before you push him back just slightly. “What?” he asks as a half smile adorns his face when he stands up straight again, looking down at you.

“Don’t start something you can’t finish right now,” you say as you hold his smoldering gaze.

“You think I won’t fuck you right now?” he challenges, his seriousness sending a thrill up your spine.

You let out a nervous, disbelieving laugh as you push him to turn around. “I think you have some patrons waiting for your attention,” you say, ignoring the desire burning deep within at his words.

He sucks his teeth as he walks back over to the lively area of the bar, but not before eyeing you with a look that promises he isn’t done with you tonight.

You watch him back before spinning around and coming out from behind the bar to start checking tables.

—

You’re leaning over a newly emptied table close to the bar when you feel his heavy gaze on you.

The low cut scoop neck of your top already offered a generous view of your cleavage, but as you’re leaning over to wipe the table down, you’re sure he can see right down your shirt. You hide your smirk as you walk around the table and make a show of leaning over once more, your tight black skirt that hugs your tummy riding up your thick thighs as you do. You’d forgone underwear under your opaque black tights and wonder for a second how much he can see as you bend further over the table.

You don’t have much time to wonder as suddenly Bucky is right up behind you. You stand up against him, your ass brushing against his crotch. His hands are on your skirt as he adjusts it back down for you.

“What do you think you’re doing?” he asks, voice low and husky.

“Cleaning a table,” you answer innocently as you stay where you are, enjoying the feeling of his large hands on your wide hips and his solid chest at your back.

“Yeah? Cuz from where I’m standing, it looks like you’re purposely being a little tease.”

“Me?” you say in faux offense, turning to face him. “I’d never. Just doing my job, boss.”

He pushes you back against the table just slightly, “So, you’re telling me you haven’t been thinking about how hot it’d be if I came up behind you, ripped your tights open and fucked you stupid right here on this table?”

You swallow hard as you feel yourself growing wet at the scene that plays out in your mind. The bar is near empty as you’re both getting ready to close up but the idea of Bucky taking you right here and now, onlookers be damned, has heat creeping up your skin.

“Say I have. What are you gonna do about it?” you whisper wantonly, eyes swimming with lust.

A sinful growl escapes him as he presses himself closer to you. You can feel his growing bulge against you and it takes everything in you to not let out the whimper that threatens to slip past your lips.

Joaquin left twenty minutes ago after him and Bucky served last call, so it’s just you two and the lingerers who are slowly making their way out.

“What am I gonna do about it?” he repeats as his hand comes up to hold your chin. He leans down, face to face with you as he continues headily, never taking his eyes off yours, “I’m gonna fuck you stupid. Right here. On this table,” he breathes each sentence before he finally takes your lips in his. It’s gentler than you expect as your eyes flutter shut and the sound of the entrance door closing behind the last patron signals that you’re alone now.

You sigh into his mouth before you pull him closer, the kiss growing more heated with each moment that passes.

You let Bucky ruck up your skirt as your hands fumble with his belt before you start working on his button and zipper. You stop him for just a second, grabbing his hand, “You rip ‘em, you buy ‘em,” you tell him, earning a grin from him.

“Deal,” he says before easily tearing your tights and turning you around, forcing you down against the table.

“No underwear, huh?” he taunts as he rips your tights even more, his thick fingers wasting no time in playing with your wetness on full display for him.

Your legs are spread as you moan at the delightful feeling of his fingers pushing into your sex, opening you up for him as he scissors his fingers inside your tight heat before curling them the way he knows you like.

“Fuck, Bucky, please,” you whine as you clutch onto the table, pushing your hips backs and trying to fuck yourself on his hand.

“Jesus, fuck, you’re perfect,” he swears before landing a stinging slap to your ass and pulling his fingers out. He quickly tugs down his jeans and frees himself from his boxers, his erection hot, heavy, and throbbing.

“Make me so fuckin’ hard, you know that?”

You only mewl in response as he runs the head of his cock through your folds, teasing you. He doesn’t have as much patience as he normally does, though. He’s been thinking of you nonstop since you left his apartment this morning. Been wanting you close again from the second you left his bed.

He knows this was just supposed to be a fun fling, but from the first time he kissed you, he knew he was done for. He knew he’d only want more.

And he was right.

He wanted all of it with you, not just sex. He wanted to spend his days cuddling you in his bed, watching movies, talking about nothing; hell, he even had to stop himself from texting you the other day to see if you were busy when he had to go get groceries because he wanted your company.

He was hooked on you completely.

But this “fling” was your idea and he didn’t want to run you off with the idea of commitment so soon. So for now, this would have to do. And who was he to complain about the nights he got to spend flirting with you, teasing you, taking you apart only to put you back together in his arms come morning.

He’s pulled from his thoughts as the head of his cock catches along your slick entrance, a hiss emanating from him as you gasp at the feeling.

He slowly lets himself push in, deeper and deeper until his hips are flush against your ass and he’s filling you completely.

Your soft moans urge him on as he begins to fuck you, the sound of his hips slapping against your ass filling the quiet of the empty bar. As he starts to thrust harder, the squelching noises of your fucking grow louder and louder as you moan without care, your hips hitting the edge of the table over and over with his every thrust.

His hands frame your waist as he holds you tight, rutting ever deeper inside of you, his cock hitting your g-spot repeatedly as you whine and gasp in pure pleasure, the coil in your belly tightening with each glide of his cock along your walls and every nudge against your g-spot. Bucky slips a hand down and finds your puffy clit, circling it as he feels you getting closer, your walls squeezing him tighter and tighter.

Your toes are curling in your shoes as your feet arch and slip against the floor when the muscles in your legs and core tighten and strain as your walls clench down on his thick cock and your orgasm hits you hard.

In the same instance, Bucky growls as the swinging of the entrance door sounds. You don’t even bother to look up as you’re lost in the euphoria of your high.

“We’re closed,” Bucky barks, his hips never faltering as he continues to fuck you while your eyes screw shut in overwhelming pleasure.

You vaguely hear a fumbling apology and the door closing once more as Bucky buries himself inside of you, leaning over your bent body and rutting into you as his groans and moans tumble heavily from his lips. With one more thrust, you sigh breathily as you feel him spill inside of you.

The weight of his body on top of yours is a comfort you can’t help but revel in as he holds you still and gets all of his release out, your velvety walls milking his cock as he fills you with his hot come.

He’s breathing heavily as he comes down from his orgasm and gently pulls his cock out of you. You instinctively press your legs together, your thick thighs making it easy. You push yourself up off the table after a moment and turn around, fixing your skirt as you do.

“Fuck,” you breathe under your breath happily. “Maybe lock the door next time?” you suggest playfully, “Or, at least turn the ‘OPEN’ light off.”

“Next time?” Bucky says with a raised brow and a smirk as he fixes his pants. “You like getting fucked in the bar that much?”

“Well, you did say something about fucking me stupid.. And not that that was bad at all, but, I’m not feeling very stupid right now.”

He licks his lips as he takes you in, taking your hands in his and tugging you close. “Why don’t you come home with me and I’ll get you there,” he says smoothly.

“That’d make it three nights in a row,” you say, a little unsure. “You sure you wanna risk it? I might not wanna leave.”

“I might not want you to,” he says, surprising you by how soft and sincere his voice is.

You meet his eye and swear you could drown in the glimmering blues as he smiles that schoolboy smile. You let out a shaky, nervous laugh.

“You fallin’ for me, Barnes?” you tease playfully - just a hint of hope laced in your tone.

He surprises you again as he takes hold of your chin, peering deep into your eyes, before he brushes his nose against your, his lips inches away from your own as you breath each other in for a second.

And then he kisses you.

Soft, yet firm and as you lose yourself in it, a deep yearning for Bucky that you’ve kept down from day one rears her head once more.

You part for a second to breathe before you crash your lips into his again, pulling him closer to you by the front of his shirt.

Your tongues glide against one another as he slips his in expertly before kissing you deeply.

He lets his forehead fall to yours as he parts from you.

You're breathless as he wears a nervous smile you’ve never seen on him before.

“Say I have. What are you gonna do about it?” he repeats your earlier taunt, trying to hide his anxiousness as he waits for you to respond.

You suck your lip as you consider him, biting back the smile threatening to take over your face.

“I’d tell you that, maybe, I’ve fallen for you, too,” you admit shyly, looking up to see his cocksure smile back in full force, just the way it always is.

“Then I’d tell you to take me back to your apartment,” you say, leaning into him for another sultry kiss. “So you can fuck me stupid,” you breathe against his lips, “as many times as you want.”

You nearly squeal as you're taken off your feet in the next second, Bucky’s strong arms holding you securely as you wrap your own around him.

“That I will happily comply with,” he says, kissing you hotly as you smile into it. You pull away just slightly to speak.

“We didn’t finish closing,” you laugh.

“Don't care,” he says, kissing you again as he easily walks to the bar, holding you with surprising ease that you aren’t sure you’ll ever get used to before he sets you down. “We can do it tomorrow,” he excuses, grabbing his keys from behind the bar and flicking the lights out. You grab your jacket and bag from the shelf you kept them on and follow behind Bucky as he locks the doors, escorting you out and to his car.

Before you get there, he turns on you, both of you stopping in your spots.

“We really doing this?” he asks, wanting to make sure this is really what you want, too.

You smile and nod.

“Yeah,” you whisper.

He lets himself smile in return.

“So I can call you mine, now?” he asks, grabbing your hand, pulling you to him.

“I’d be good with that.”

“Yeah?”

“Mhm.”

“You sure? Cuz once we make this official, I’m gonna let everyone know. I might never shut up about it.”

You can’t help but laugh at how excited and proud he sounds. “I think I’m okay with that,” you smile up at him, meeting his lips in another kiss before he leads you to the car and opens the door for you to get in.

You know you’re okay with that. It’s what you’d been hoping for from the first time you’d kissed, for this to lead to something real, something more. Now here you were.

He wanted to officially call you his, and Bucky was finally, truly yours.

#bucky barnes x curvy!reader #bucky barnes x plus size!reader #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x curvy!reader #bucky x plus size!reader #bucky x reader #bartender!bucky #bucky barnes one shot #bucky barnes smut #bucky barnes fic #bucky barnes x plus size reader #bucky barnes x you

[gothhabiba]

hi do u have Venmo? Have some $ I’d love put toward eSims

My venmo is @gothhabiba. My paypal is paypal.me/Najia; squarecash $NajiaK; DM me for Zelle information.

As a reminder, I’ve offered to distribute funds towards e-sims for Gazans on behalf of people who can’t purchase and send one to Connecting Humanity themselves for whatever reason (someone looking through your transactions, political repression where you live, too small an amount of money to spare to buy a larger plan, don’t want to download a new app, think you might mess up the instructions, &c.)

Money will be spent topping up plans that are in use but about to expire, and purchasing the largest data plans on the apps that are currently being called for by the team. E-sims from different apps are needed because different ones seem to work in different areas. Large plans are helpful because large families are sometimes all using one hotspot; and this way a plan only has to be installed once on one phone, rather than a lot of little plans which each need to be individually installed.

The largest packages on the apps being requested right now range from $35-69 USD.

If you can send an e-sim yourself using the instructions in this post, you can just go ahead and do so. I am not affiliated with this project. Connecting Humanity does not accept cash donations.

#questions #Anonymous

[b1mbodoll]

how can u say bull hoon like i’m in a crisis now. just thinking about beefy hoon being brought into a new farm and immediately becoming obsessed with the sweet little farmhand who’s in charge of collecting his seed. everyone’s always talking about how impeccable the quality of his seed is and how they’re gonna have to have him breed with the cow girls. but why would hoon go near those girls when he can just dump his load into his pretty little farmer and make her carry his calf :( just thinking about her all round and swollen with his baby has him pumping load after load into her

pairings: park sunghoon x f! reader

warnings: hybrids + courting + oral + scent kink + strength kink + begging + jealousy + pregnancy

💌: help u sent me !!!! into a crisis im going to think about this for literally forevwr like i cant rn omfgkfsoskkfjfkskdnf i need him ps it doesnt matter what u look like i promise bull! hoon is large and in fucking charge!!!!!!!!!

bull! hoon is no stranger to sex. sometimes farmers would slap a wad of cash on his handler’s desk n he’d be sent to the field where a scared little cow hybrid was waiting for him to take what he wants, but he never did. instead he’d stay away from the heifer n do his own thing until her owner would get angry n snatch their payment, cursing sunghoon as the pair leave because how dare the bull not seduce his hybrid!!!!!!

his handler gets fed up with the constant failed breeding attempts n sends him your way, tired of dealing with such a stubborn bull. when sunghoon lays his eyes on you it’s like his personality does a complete 180. he’s no longer cold and distant n is so careful with you because ur such a tiny little thing in comparison to the buff bull.

when you try introducing him to ur sweet cow hybrids sunghoon is so distraught because he’s been courting you for weeks n this is the final nail in the coffin, he can’t keep pretending like he doesn’t wanna pound you til you’re crying. completely unaware of the bull boy’s feelings you leave the pair alone, tending to your other hybrids in the meantime.

sunghoon’s snorting and stomping his feet because he’s so angry!!! he doesn’t want to fuck a cowgirl he wants you!!!! wants to stuff you full of cum n make you a slut for his dick til all you can think about is getting bred :( sends the cowgirl back to her pen n waits for you in the pasture

when you return to check on them you’re surprised to find the bull alone, slipping into the fenced in area with him before asking, “hi hoonie, what’s wrong? did something happen?” he nearly caves at the sound of your sweet voice laced with worry, but he maintains his composure. “what’s wrong?��� he snorts angrily, “what’s wrong is i’ve been tryin’ to show you i’m worthy of being your mate but you won’t give me the time of day!” the shock is evident in your face and hoon cant believe you really didnt know his intentions. “wha? hoonie i can’t be your mate! you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about, y’just haven’t met the right cow!” you continue making excuses for him and he’s had enough, biceps flexing as he shoves you facefirst into the dirt.

the display of strength has your cunt dripping and you can only pray he doesn’t notice. but he’s a top hybrid, the best of the best and his sharp nose instantly picks up on your arousal. “stay down” he grunts, making sure you’re properly presenting for him before making his way behind you and tearing your shorts off with his large hands, leaving you clad only in your tiny tank top and cotton panties drenched in your juices.

your bull stuffs his face between your thighs n shoves his nose right up against your cunt, inhaling deeply and becoming obsessed with how good your pussy smells. “if y’can’t be my mate then why are you so wet, human?” you’re so embarrassed n your hole clenches around nothing at his words. “‘s normal sunghoon! what else do you expect after treating me like this?” he ignores you completely n rips your panties off, throwing them to the side before digging in, mouth slurping at your pussy like he’s fucking starving.

his tongue is so fucking long and he’s so skilled, it’s not long before you’re creaming. “you’re ready.” is all he says before lining his dick up with your sloppy cunt, filling you in one quick thrust. he moans so loud you’re sure the entire farm can hear him, feeling sorry for your hybrids because you can’t bring yourself to make him pull out. “you wanna cum again, sweetheart?” you nod your head like crazy, wanting nothing more than to milk his dick for all it’s worth. “then fucking beg.” sunghoon is a dirty pervert and you’re just as bad, begging instantly with no hesitation. “please hoonie! wanna be your breeding bitch, need your thick cum inside now! wanna cum with you n feel you impregnate me, please!” he’s in fucking heaven, cums so hard n so much it’s no wonder he’s a prized bull, fills you up so well it makes you black out.

after he makes you cum again sunghoon carries you inside, tucking you into your bed before taking his spot next to you. when you wake up the following morning your body is so sore and you still feel so full because sunghoon is insatiable and couldn’t resist fucking you til he passed out from exhaustion. as you make your way around the farm to check on your hybrids you can’t help but notice how they’re staring at you, jake, your sweet dog hybrid is even outright glaring at you because how could sunghoon get to you first? it’s only fair if he gets a turn because he was here before that damn bull!

#♡.signed. sealed. delivered. #♡.the honeypot #💌.breeding #💌.hybrids #💌.oral #💌.creampies #💌.pregnancy #💌.size kink #💌.strength kink #enhypen #park sunghoon #park sunghoon x reader #park sunghoon smut #enhypen x reader #enhypen smut

[libertyybellls]

finnick odair + black!district 11!reader?? thank you and happy holidays 💓

SEA AND THE ROCK BELOW !

pairing; finnick odair x f!black!district11!reader

summary; you and finnick mentor your tributes before their games. yet only finnick can understand your unease.

contains: ANGST/FLUFF, comfort. mentions of death (it’s the hunger games babe)

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being back at the capitol is bittersweet, the smell of roses overwhelm you in each room your in but you know you’ll find exactly who you’re looking for here.

mentoring two unsuspecting kids- to send them into a battle they’ll likely lose- it haunts you. you could do it millions of times ams yet even then you will not be able to shake the feeling of grief, of failure.

finnick knows where to find you- he maps you out in his heart and finds you in an isolated end of the hotel hallway.

you’ve just sent your tributes off to bed- you’ve given them all you know. they ask how you won your games, how you came out okay.

and you lie through your teeth. i didn’t come out alright. in my mind- i lost my games. you think that anyone who died in your games had won, atleast they’d left with their dignity.

he finds you at the right moment- before you can lose yourself in your mind. finnick pulls you into the most forceful yet endearing hug you’d only ever felt from him.

his love, his trust, his understanding- it all seeps into you. there is only adoration seeping from his pores as he looks at you, as he breathes you in.

you can’t remember the last time you’d seen him, there’s very few times you can cross districts unless it’d been unpleasant visits to the capitol.

you look at him, you can’t find the words.

“i know.” he holds your face, so soft you almost melt. putty under his touch.

you think about your tributes, a thirteen year old boy and a sixteen year old girl. what do they know? they’re babies, someone’s baby, someone’s little boy and girl.

you want to scream, you want to yell, you want to throw things.

“it’s not fair finnick.” you repeat this over and over. you begin to grow hysterical.

your hands go to cover your eyes, your tears spill with each passing breath.

“i can’t do this. every year-“ it takes a piece of you, you want to say.

every year i lose two kids from my district to a cash-rich spectacle for the upper class. for their viewing pleasure.

each year you lose faith. faith that finnick rebuilds each year, faith that he works to restore.

he holds you now, keeps you steady in his arms. kissing your forehead.

“when this is over we’ll be long gone, far away from here.” he speaks into your hair “how many kids do you want? two? eight?”

you laugh, “four.”

“a nice little house by the sea. i can fish, you can lay in the sun, read to me like you always do. our kids will play in the water.”

you can only manage to let out a small mhm of understanding through your smiles- your cheeks still wet.

“but for now, we have to get through this. and i need my girl to be okay. none of this is your fault.”

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a/n; happy holidays babe and ofc. i tried my best but there’s so few places that ppl from two separate districts could get to know each other ykwim 🙁 but i hope u like it.

#finnick angst #finnick fanfic #finnick fluff #finnick imagine #finnick odair #finnick odair fluff #finnick odair smut #finnick odair x reader #finnick oneshot #finnick smut

[90-ghost]

Would donating to certain prominent organisations help? I have some money i want to donate but I'm not sure how much of it will get to the Palestinians and if instead I should donate directly to fundraisers. I've listed a few orgs i'm considering: UNRWA, Medical Aid for Palestinians, Islamic Relief USA, Palestine Children's Relief Funds, The World Food Programme, Doctors Without Borders, Baitulmaal, and Middle East Children's Allaince. Sorry for asking you to do this while you're struggling to survive but I don't know where to start.

It help but they already receive alot of money my opinion is send the money direct to some people in gaza needs the money because that's mean your helped a family very fast and u know most people prefer cash than anything because with cash they can buy what really they need

[pupyuj]

HAVE U SEEN THE @/lee_q_p (on twt) WONY ART???? i think my brain went 💥 with the boss one

EEEEK STOP IM OBSESSED WITH THEIR WONY STUFFF

it's making me think of like, those mob boss aus 😭😭 where you're boss wony's pretty lil toy 😳 her lackeys always see you sitting on her lap whenever they report back to her office, staring at her in a lovesick kind of way while she's doing work like counting cash, talking to her errand boys about business and expanding their turf.. and you can't help but squirm a little every time bcs she just looked so sexy in a suit :((( and yes this does lead to you getting bent over the desk and fucked silly with her long fingers after the boys leave <333

you were her favorite stress reliever 🥺 and you knew her line of work can be very stressful and demanding so you're offering your help all the time! either by letting her use your holes in whatever way she wants, giving her a show by fucking yourself in front of her, or riding her thigh and letting her call you those dirty and mean names 🤤

she's definitely overprotective of you 😩 she whacks her lackeys' heads whenever they stare at you for too long, and she makes sure to track down any perverts who harass you and send them to the hospital herself :)) nobody disrespects wony's girl and gets away with it scot free!!

#ive smut #ive x reader #ive imagines #girl group smut #girl group x reader #girl group imagines #jang wonyoung smut #jang wonyoung imagines #jang wonyoung x reader #wonyoung smut #wonyoung x reader #wonyoung imagines

[h34rtbeat]

Which ever one you see fit,could even be both! When I wrote it, it was aimed to be more neutral but now I'm leaning more towards a male pov (this is the yuta ask btw)

ok i will try my best to write male pov!! pls lmk if it comes out bad!! i also tweaked the story a bit, hope u don’t mind

i love your mind pls send in an anon emoji so i can put u on my list of anons i love u

og ask: “host! Yuta who gets pressured by you while catering to go out back and get you off while his guests grow impatient and leave bad reviews to his name, thus leaving him in need of more of your visits for a proper pay. tears well in his eyes whenever you have him on his knees doing the unthinkable, dirtying his lips and the area surrounding as he quickly gets up and heads back inside the club in hopes of attracting new customers those slobbery lips made him look cuter anyways”

warnings// dom!amab!reader, sub!yuta, coercion, dub-con, non-con, anal, oral, spit, degradation, this is based on red hair yuta bc i think red is his color; yuta is referred to as ‘bunny’

Yuta is pictured to be wearing a suit with bunny ears a tail, bear with me yall.. reader is also described to be wealthy!!

nsfw under the cut!

a week ago, his boss had told him to get those reviews up. a host like himself couldn’t afford having bad reviews!

customers, patrons, randoms, all alike growing impatient as their best looking host wasn’t present to serve them.

they left bad reviews, no tips, other hosts also growing irritated with the decreased money flow. his boss, adding onto his already stressful schedule, scolding him.

it was so odd, since he was just getting paid so nicely. now, he had a boss, his coworkers, and pissy customers on him.

oh, but you came along.. and changed everything.

a cigarette and cash perked in your hand, as you slid it into his back pocket, softly smacking his ass.

“come out back with me, and i’ll double your pay.” your words, laced with seduction and nicotine, had him in a trance. his lips parted for a moment.

the air was heavy, as his eyes widened. he could only watch as you walked out. this wasn’t— what were you asking?

he counted the cash in his hands. he was getting paid badly, and he didn’t really have any customers right now.. and that much for a tip, how much you pay if he went out back with you!?

the cash astonished him, and he nodded to his boss before his bunny ears followed your frame out the door.

“what.. can i do for you, sir?” his cottontail perked perfectly where you liked it. you exhaled your cigarette, before flicking it to the ground.

“make me feel good, bunny.” your stern voice was unlike any he’d ever heard, and he was confused. he made a lot of guys feel good, and they all had different opinions of what ‘feeling good’ meant.

“can you elaborate?” he asks, big brown eyes staring at you diligently, money hungry.

you groaned. were all hosts this stupid? you gestured him over, and slipped him more cash.

he may be stupid, but he wasn’t ugly. pretty red hair too, as your calloused hands rubbed his head. you softly tugged on the headband, just admiring the handsome man.

“squat” you commanded, pointing towards the floor.

yuta gulped. he wasn’t— no, you wouldn’t- you couldn’t be asking for that, could you? but as his eyes raked across your figure, and down to the fat bulge poking through your fancy businessman suit, he knew what you meant.

“we don’t offer those services here, sir..” yuta denies, shaking his bunny headband with his red hair.

chuckling gruffly, you forced him to a squat position, face near your bulge.

“i know you need the money, bunny. so suck it.”

yuta tentatively contemplated, looking around. this is a public area, anyone could see!

“it’s empty. don’t worry, just suck my cock.” you tried easing his nerves, but it seems the bunny was too occupied with hesitation.

“ah.. this could help with my pay. there’s no customers either..” yuta thought to himself, his plastic bunny ears rubbing against your thigh.

he swallowed any shame he had left, before his slender fingers reached for your belt, unbuckling it. he gulped once more, lips slightly parted, as he unzipped your fly.

he reached for your boxers, flicking them down with his index finger. your skin was so cold, and he was so warm.

you liked this bunny boy already.

your cock slapped against his cheek, he grimaced momentarily. he breathed on it, a shaky breath. you smirked down at him, lighting another cigarette, enjoying the view.

“cmon bunny, i don’t have all night f’you to suck my cock.” you slurred out, a rough hand caressing his soft cheek.

“sorry..” he mumbled, before letting a glob of spit fall onto your cock. you were so big, it was almost unnatural.

he sucked on the base of your cock first, finding some entertainment in feeling your dick twitch in his warm mouth. his tongue dipped, tracing the veins.

you exhaled some smoke, groaning at the feeling of his tongue. he was warm, and your dick was only getting harder at the thought of fucking him.

he took you fully, and if you weren’t already big, he was gagging by now. his throat tight, as he took you, bobbing his head up and down.

he had his eyes closed, like he was enjoying it. though, tears pricked under his eyelids, threatening to spill if you were to thrust.

squatted, as his throat was fucked by you, a man he was paid well by. he felt sticky, the way his sweat clung to his body. his eyes were wide now, the pace of your hips, and the way your dick dug deep into his throat was harsh.

“fuck, bunny. you know how to suck a dick, don’t ya?” you moaned out, your abdomen hitting his nose.

yuta hated it, as his pretty tears stained his cheeks. his jaw hurt, drool spilling as his only source of breath was being smacked against your lower stomach.

soft gagging noises escaping his throat, as you fucked his throat like it was a pussy. his lips and any area was all coated in your pre cum and his spit, your cock all messy.

you tugged him back, letting him catch a breather.

“ugh— agh..!” he turns his head to the side, coughing.

“awe, does the bunnys jaw hurt?” you cooed, grabbing his chin and holding it as you stroked your cock over his lips.

“open your mouth, bunny.” and damned, if he wasn’t aroused and humiliated, he was now.

this was embarrassing— and you were using him like he was some cheap prostitute, but he’d be a liar if he said some sick part of him didn’t like it.

especially now, as he stuck out his tongue, like some hentai, waiting for your hot load of semen.

you roughly tugged him back on, his hands grasping at your thighs, you shot your load deep inside his throat, hearing him choke on it.

burying and hilting yourself perfectly so his throat was forced to take your semen, he pulled himself back.

he opened his mouth, showing how he swallowed it.

“fuck..” you panted softly, seeing the boy on his knees, you wiped his lips with your cock, coating rhem in a gloss.

“fuckin’ good bunny, here.” you gave him another load of cash, and zipped yourself up.

he looked better like that anyway. even better, after you tapped his ass, and he scurried back inside, to treat other customers.

he was cute, and he was yours now.

this was pure filth yall gn..

#[🦭📞] anon!! #[🦭] nct! #nct 127 x reader #nct x you #nct scenarios #nct x reader #nct u #nct imagines #nct smut #nct 127 #nct #nct 127 hard thoughts #nct yuta #nct 127 hard hours #yuta x reader #yuta x you #yuta x y/n #yuta nakamoto #yuta nct 127 #yuta hard thoughts #yuta hard hours #yuta smut #tw: coercion #tw: dubcon #sub!nct #sub!idol

[fertilize-my-eggs]

Getting some sugar from the king

A/N: this is other reupload, don't worry I'll be making three parts to this, I remember someone ask me for a sugar daddy shigaraki x reader soo I hope the smut in the next few days, btw this older tenko and he's gonna be season six soo not a skinny gamer boy. ( I KNOW THIS IS CRINGE LEAVE ME ALONE )

Warnings: ddlg + age gap + insecure reader + slightly antsy + little masturbation.

You sigh heavily, your face is covered in sweat as you begin to tear up a bit, you are on the floor curled into a ball… crap I can't pay rent for this apartment.

You feel stressed from college, having a job and still can't pay the rent. You pull your phone out and ask your friend for advice.

You: [ hey bestie… I need some advice for paying this rent and I… Idk what to do please help >n< ] 

You click send and wait for a few minutes, you hear a bing from your phone and begin to read.

Number 1# bestie: [ Hoiii~!! Uhh I'm not sure bestie but you have to promise not to get mad? ]

You: [ mhmm why? If it's something crazy then I will murder you -_- ]

Number 1# bestie: [ pleaseeee bestie promise me >.< ]

You remove the sweat from your face as you begin to type.

You: [ alright… fine I promise now tell me. ]

They were typing, then pausing for a few seconds then typing again.

You let out a loud gasp as your eyes wided.

Number 1# bestie: [ okiee!! How about you find yourself a sugar daddy?? 0.0 I meant I've been a sugar baby for quite a while and I-... Been thinking they will help you out plus you need to relieve some stress girly… gets some d in you😏😜  ]

You cover your mouth, start to laugh.. Me as a sugar baby??? Would anyone give me money that easily? You begin to sigh long and heavily as your head taps the wall.

No one's gonna want a fat woman like me, you knew your best friend almost your whole life. You were more curvy while they were slim and petite. She could get anyone that fast and you weren't really interested in dating in the past but hey gotta get some quick buck to pay rent.

You: [.... Okay I'll try but it's just gonna paid rent… you play too much lmaoooo 💀💀 ]

You: [ soo uhh how do I get a sugar daddy? ]

You hear the bing again and see she's sent a link.

Number 1# bestie: [ this is where I find my men!! Goodluck on finding some men and good dick~!! >v<]

You: [ STOP YOU PLAY TOO MUCH!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN…. But thanks you bestie luv u😊💕 LMAOOOO  ]

You see the laughing emojis and some spicy emojis along with it as you roll your eyes.

You click the link and it pops into a website as you begin to read, you get a little nervous but you need the cash fast..

After creating an account, you start to scroll, you see different men with different status and your eyes begin to wided.

How the hell do they get so much money??

You click on a profile that has very interesting photos and status.

Name: tenko shimura

Gender: male

Age: 45

Status: one billion

 looking for a long term, someone to keep me company and unlock a player two to play with. (Looking for 20-45 women, close by)

He's really an interesting human being… Wait, is he a gamer?? You look at the photos of him as he is in some casual wear, sometimes even a shirtless pic or two… you can't help but get flustered, he's pretty athletic and has some scars on his-... Oh my god is that a cat???

You zoom in to see he has two cats and corgi.

Oh my god… I need to message him.

You begin to type a simple sweet message hopefully he'll be interested in me.

You slowly get up from the floor to get ready for a shower.

You check your phone to see if he messaged back and he did.

Tenko: [ Hello Y/n, thank you for the message. Do you want to meet up? ]

You thought about it and messaged back.

You: [ sure!! We're can meet up by that new coffee cafe shop I hear it's has cats and I've never went there =D tomorrow? I'm available. ] 

You put the clothes on the counter of your small restroom as you begin to remove your clothing as you look at the message.

Tenko: [ sure wear something nice okay pretty? ] 

You start to blush red, wear something nice.. I-.. Uhh I don't have anything fancy like a dress.

You: [ oh I-... I don't have an nice outfit tho. ]

There was little silence in your room until you heard the bing again and your eyes wided more.

Tenko: [ don't worry, we can go shopping after coffee ;) ]

Your cheeks feel like it's on fire and type back.

You: [ awww really? You don't have to… you're too sweet. ]

Tenko: [ shush, I gotta spoil my player two after all. ]

You felt more red and had a huge smile on your face… it's just a payment for rent that all.. As you message back.

You: [ *link* There the coffee shop meet at 8am goodnight tenko~!! ]

Tenko: [ goodnight player two hope you sleep well ;) ]

That wink emoji… I think he's just being playful, you sigh dreamily as you hop into the shower, taking a long shower to get ready for tomorrow.

You feel your belly getting warm and giggle softly.

You start to clean everything, shave your body parts.. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't care, he seems very laid back and chill to talk to for 45 years old.

You wonder, he has very long hair, he probably wears it in a bun or ponytail then you feel your core getting heated.

You slowly have dirty thoughts going through your head as you dream of having a rich gamer have his way with you.

Your fingers slide down your wet body to rub your clit.

Imagine it's his finger and soft gentle voice whispering in your ear.

" you're so wet for me angel. " you pant softly, would he be gentle or rough with you.

Your finger speeds up faster and your other hand moves to your entrance.

"such a filthy whore, you love being played like this?" You nod your head fast into your own dirty fantasy.

You wonder if he can last long or have a big penis… I mean size doesn't matter to you but god hopefully he will be a great lover in bed and doesn't last like two seconds like older men do.

You quietly giggle, your high getting close as you slide two fingers inside.

" mhmm don't stop.. Tenko. " You mumble to yourself.

You finally reach your high when you rub your clit fast, imagine his body being close to you and smelling your sweet scent.

Your body twitches, shaking a bit as you sigh softly.

Fuck… yeah my friend right about one thing, I need to get laid fast.

You quickly get out, take a quick dry off your body then head to your bedroom.

can't wait for tomorrow you thought as you begin to sleep cozy in your soft queen size bed.

#older shiggy #sugar daddy shiggy #tomura x reader #minors dni #fanfic #shigaraki tomura #x reader #chubby reader #smut #mha #bnha

[xxlovelynovaxx]

EDIT: forgot to add paypal (@waningmoon1397) and venmo (@symphomyofstars69) and cashapp ($waningstars420)

Hey so uhhh...

Our landlord is trying to kick us out. We've been trying to get them to fix the broken AC unit for over a year and I guess they got tired of us going through the section 8 housing office to force them to uphold their part of the lease

We were never informed that the TV was in violation but have moved it. We have also never prevented access to our apartment, but they changed the original locks that THEY had installed on the doors a few months back claiming the master key wasn't working.

Finally, we have never ONCE been "indecent" or otherwise in even mildly immodest clothing around maintenance. That is a blatant lie. We do however have a trans flag and progress pride flag hanging on the wall, and according to some people we're all sex predators anyway, so I suspect it may be that but obviously have no proof.

Between this, the fact that all other low income housing in the area has a 1-3 year waiting list to even get in, and the increasing attempts at passing laws restricting transition, we want to move out of state.

I've done a cost breakdown for moving to one of the sanctuary states (specifically Minnesota, as they also have amazing tenant protection laws).

Here's the breakdown:

$2200 for a Uhaul big enough to fit our stuff, including daily rental cost and mileage

$800 for gas

$800 for food while traveling, accounting for my severe food restrictions (I have MCAS which causes anaphylactic responses to a wide variety of foods)

$600 for hotels along the way

$750 roughly for first and last month's rent at a new place

$1000 roughly for deposit (we likely won't get ours back from our predatory landlord because they'll claim the damage they did (such as their leaky temporary AC unit causing the carpet to mold) was us.

That's roughly $6250 for all of it.

We also have an emergency option, which is that if we can find a place to couch surf for two to three months, we can put our stuff in a storage unit and fly to Minnesota and move in with nothing but what we can carry in a suitcase, but that still would be roughly $2000-2500.

If we get evicted and cannot find a new place here within 30-60 days, we WILL lose our section 8. I am on SSI and my partner is unable to work and applying for SSI, currently on second appeal and waiting to see a judge. There's nowhere in the area with openings. Even if we don't get evicted this time, our management company clearly wants us gone.

We are absolutely open to alternative solutions to any of the expenses we'd need to move, whether it's like, a nonperishable food basket instead of the food expenses, or if someone is more comfortable paying directly to the landlord/U-Haul/etc rather than sending cash. Or even a temporary couch surf option in whatever month we end up moving out. Anything, really.

I know this is a monumental ask. I'm just desperate and don't know where to turn.

(First names censored in picture because they are out deadnames)

Also worth noting: We are working with our local housing authority and fair housing people. Our landlords have been shady from the get go though and until we get out we will live in constant fear of being evicted.

#mutual aid #crowdfund #trans crowdfund #emergency

[duck-era-lexi]

deadset headcanon that bonkai happened after the end of tvd

or: bonnie ended up alone and that is just not okay.

note: i didn't watch the originals and idgaf. their plot is probably stupid anyway.

ok so kai is in the prison world, yes, and bonnie is traveling the world, and elena and damon are being humans and shit and caroline is being pregnant and stefan is dead (god bless). so where is the drama? bonnie while traveling in... africa hooks up with a lot of people and learns a lot of shit, runs into some near death experiences but gets her voodoo witchy magic out of it. she eventually starts being mad about enzo's death because she should be and she's also realizing that she can't find another love because she hasn't gotten over it. then it's been like 5 yrs or something and bonnie gets the news that elena is pregnant perfect time to head back.

so they've kept in contact, done some visits but bonnie's mainly been traveling because when you can magic shmagic cold hard cash into thin air you can kind of do whatever you want. damon and elena are doing good, they live in a white picket fence house with a dog and two cats, not in mystic falls but still in virginia. damon makes jokes about eating the neighbors and elena talks a lot about how stefan's probably watching over them. that kind of stuff. bonnie stays over for a baby shower and elena has a heart to heart where she's like... girl u know you can have kids too right? bonnie admits that she wouldn't feel right dating someone who's not supernatural based on her experiences hooking up with random people. bonnie reveals she knows the gender of the baby already but elena plugs her ears so she can't hear it. the cat scratches at the door and elena shooes it away and bonnie waves her hand, the cat falls silent. elena looks at her friend with a kind of fear, forgetting how much power witches have. bonnie reminds her that she is not just a witch, but the most powerful witch.

(this is gonna be long but hang in with me here)

so fast forward to the baby shower, mystic falls gang comes down from the salvatore boarding school cause elena is kind of scared of going to mystic falls (we're gonna ignore the compulsion plot holes from the story idgaf). klaus sends his farewells yadda yadda easter eggs but bonnie just gets really sad and jealous and it just so happens that caroline wants someone to live near her to take care of her kids. caroline and bonnie haven't been that close just cause they kinda drifted, but they instantly reconnect and bonnie loves caroline's kids.

caroline and alaric are married, and a) bonnie is like, he was ur teacher are u freaking kidding me and b) there are photos of stefan on the wall and bonnie realizes that she really detests stefan for killing enzo right in front of her face. caroline belittles enzo and they argue about caroline invalidating her feelings and bonnie accuses her of being racist, blah blah blah it ends up in a blowout and bonnie wanders into the woods to find the ghost of enzo talking to her. (i don't really remember the rules of tvd). enzo tells her the move tf on and bonnie has a thought: what if she was never really that much in love in the first place? it's terrifying and she refuses to accept it, simply lying to enzo (even though he's dead) and being distracted because two vampire dudes try to murder her and she snaps their necks

so she traces back to her first love, but jeremy's also in the middle of a freaking battle thing so first she has this entire arc where she has to help him commit genocide and then finally they have a heart to heart where she convinces him to teach at caroline's school and jeremy says that they were young love. then they hook up and bonnie realizes she doesn't really have any feelings for jeremy anymore, not after he cheated on her with his dead girlfriend :(

maybe, she missed a person in between...

this is all to say kai is desiccating in the prison world, because he's alive- oh, did i mention he's alive? the plot moves to caroline's boarding school, the hollow's bullshit, oh no hayley marshall dies, and elena's kids are reaching double digits. but bonnie is MIA. how?

one day, bonnie exits the prison would with kai behind her. and i'm telling you, this is crazy. but how? because bonnie bennett is absolutely done.

it's a string of things.

fighting with elena and elena insisting that she wants a magic free environment, that she read all the parenting books and her kids will go off and become vampires themselves if she doesn't try to prevent them. the salvatores move to like europe or something and try to live a normal life. damon and caroline still keep in touch, but damon and elena are the only humans in the entire gang and life is kind of different when you know you're gonna die someday.

getting a call from a call and meeting a little witch named davina, a cute girl named hope, and a whole shitload of problems that she thought she left behind her. she takes the hollow upon herself and tears her apart physically and mentally, and only after she threatens to destroy the entirety of los angeles (as a joke!! haha....unless....) do the mikaelson siblings take accountability. klaus mentions how different she is from her friends, and bonnie comments on the fact that it's probably because she lost her two best friends to humanity and didn't realize how crazy their lives had become.

davina (and kol) want to see bonnie's prison world, and bonnie is fosure its for some kinky bullshit reason, but it's been so long she doesn't gaf anyways. she's the kind of insane that she might go to a psychiatric hospital soon, and near her 40th she went so crazy she mind controlled someone to be in love with her. the reason she's never linked in particular with any male witches is because she gets a strange sort of irritation to them, and one of them realized that she played a part in klaus' blood triangle so he tried to kill her and then she killed him and that really hurt her. but really, when kol and davina are with her, she decides to wake kai up.

talking to kai is awful, and it takes, 1, 2, 3, times too much- and the force of their fight is so catastrophic that it creates a prison world inside a prison world, but it's a limbo- it's two rooms, one her childhood bedroom and the other his and it goes on forever and ever. they fight, but neither of them really get an upper hand- yes, kai is more powerful but it's bonnie's world technically. kai wants to talk but bonnie just wants to beat someone up and suddenly, davina falls into the world, crying. she tells bonnie that kol touched something weird and disappeared, and bonnie says that she enchanted some things to help her be able to leave that only work once, and that she forgot about it. davina entered the world through kai's chains.

kai holds davina hostage with knives that he hid under his bed and bonnie conceeds to talking with him. and by talking, i mean like actually coming to the same conclusion that everyone else should've came to.

in the end, kai and bonnie have an awfully rocky relationship that first involves bonnie stealing part of kai's heart so that he's like half-vegetable (long story, trust me there's some way it can happen) and then, in his partially mentally deformed mindset he brings up taking the hollow. this is at the point where they live in some random hill in romania in a hightop castle and kai offers to take the hollow and kill himself with it.

bonnie removes the curse from his heart and reveals she actually forcibly impregnated herself because she wanted him to die at the hand of his own child, the leader of the gemini coven, and kai's like how i thought i was a vampire and also the gemini is dead and bonnie says idk i marlene king came up with this, actually in the limbo world i got another dose of the cure and then i'm giving it to you and by reverse psychology now the gemini coven is back alive.

i have to stop myself from writing really graphic shit because this can get really bad really fast, but in the end i do think they fall in love blah blah blah and they reinstate the gemini coven which eventually makes the bennett coven more powerful. witches have always been corrupt and selfish and a convenient plot device to bring up in the writer's room when you want a promotion so i really don't care. if you can write all this bullshit about stefan and still make him the good guy, kai can be dug out of his grave too. bonnie invented space and time and magic. silas who?

their kids are ultra powerful and bonnie and kai cut everyone off cuz they're all haters. except for caroline (ironic), and their kids are too cool to be involved in hope mikaelson drama bullshit. they say aye dad isnt it a good day to commit mass genocide, i heard cousin lizzy is struggling with her psychotic tendencies back in the americas!! kai says no son let's go play catch and watch my favorite episodes of glee while your mom cooks some lasagna with frog legs and unicorn hair sprinkles on the side. then in the afternoon i'm gonna show you some of my evil plans for world domination and we can practice your leaping spells.

xoxo

#ale writes #ale writes a LOT #tvd #bonkai #tvd fanfiction

[dual1pa]

pool day

Steve Harrington x reader (using she/her pronouns)

Fic warnings: S M U T , unprotected p in v sex (wrap it before you tap it), oral (f receiving), swearing (18+ READERS ONLY)

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it was the beginning of summer break and she was finally free from her studies. she was in the midst of her college experience. however, she wasn't ready to leave Hawkins quite yet. She decided to study at the hawkins community college. it was small, but she met some friends there in her classes.

all she wanted to do this summer was hang out by the pool, slightly go over the speed limit with the music blaring and the windows rolled down, and spend as much time with her friends and family. she worked so hard to get the grades she deserved and needed a long, relaxing break.

She was most excited to spend her summer with her boyfriend, steve. of course, she saw him during the semesters while she was studying — just not as much as she wanted.

the "best couple at hawkins high" (what they were described as by their friends and apparently the entire school) began dating their junior year. the two couldn't keep their eyes off each other in mrs. fields english class.

after weeks of smiles and stares, he gained the courage to ask her out. of course, how could she say no? he was gorgeous. he took her to a nice dinner and ended the night with a movie at the starcourt mall. he even snuck her in to his old job at scoop's ahoy to have some ice cream afterward. since that date, the two of them have been inseparable.

two years later, things were going great. steve found a job working with one of his best friends and he even got to bring two home every friday night for the two of them to watch while cuddling on the couch.

her window was opened wide, letting the warm fresh air fill her bedroom. the posters on her wall slightly blowing from the wind. she was laying on her bed writing in her diary, she was humming the tune of the song that was playing lightly on her record player. she was wearing her favorite pair of jean shorts that showed off her curves quite well and one of steve's shirts she "forgot" to give back. she was too into her world that she didn't hear the door quietly open and footsteps made their way to the bed. she felt a body fall on top of her, yelping out a scream.

steve.

"steve!! you scared the fucking shit out of me!"

she twisted herself so she could be more comfortable under him.

"i said i was here, i guess you just didn't hear me. too busy thinking your own thoughts," he ran his hand through her soft hair.

she rolled her eyes, "wise words from the steve harrington. I thought you were working until 4 today?"

she watched as he got off the bed and began to stretch, taking off his shoes and placing them in the corner with yours.

"keith forced one of us to leave since it wasn't busy and Robin needed the extra cash so i took one for the team. was thinking we could go swimming. brought my swimsuit and everything," steve said, walking around her room.

he's been in her room almost a million times and the same thing he sees almost every day... he looks at it like it's the first time he's ever seen it.

she was one of the lucky ones to have a pool in her backyard. a private one with a large white fence surrounding it. her parents were away on business—which was typical of them since they were flight attendants. they aren't distant when they are traveling. they always make sure to tell her where they are and when they think they're coming home. last time she heard from them, they were in Tokyo.

"well, lucky me. i get to spend the rest of the weekend with my boyfriend all to myself," she got off the bed and kissed him. they quickly changed into their swimsuits and grabbed towels out of the hallway.

he admired her as she stretched her arms up to reach the towels on the top shelf. he thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world—and always reminded her as well. she was wearing a high-waisted black swim bottom with a yellow bikini top. her hair was lazily put up into a ponytail. she threw him a giant green striped towel while she took the purple one that looked similar.

She grabbed some sunblock and opened the sliding doors in the kitchen as the hot air hit them like a wall. As she walked in front of him, her hips swayed in the sunlight. She laid her towel on the chair, and he laid his on the one right next to it.

"c'mere stud," she opened the sunblock with a little leaking out the top, which she took in her hands to rub it all over them. he walked over and turned his back against her.

he moaned into her touch, letting her hands roam his back, making sure that she got everywhere to avoid sunburn. "turn around," she said, lathering up her hands once again to get his chest, one of the many things she loves about steve. she started with his collar bones then took her hands down south. hoping he didn't notice, she bit down on her lip to avoid the dirty thoughts racing through her mind. once the sunscreen was rubbed in, she brushed her fingers through his chest hair to get rid of the excess of sunblock. she brushed his hair off his face and carefully spread the lotion so she didn't get it into his eyes or mouth. she helped with the rest of his body before it was her turn.

"gimme the sunblock, princess. ready for the sunscreen massage of your life?" he questioned, raising his eyebrows.

"absolutely," she groaned when he put his hands on her back. she had to admit, he was good with his hands—in more ways than one. He tapped her shoulder in order for her to turn around. He got to her cleavage where he hesitated at first, but once he saw her face, he continued. He clenched his jaw as he palmed over the sides of her breasts.

once they both were lathered up and ready to be in the sun for a while, she dove in first, urging him to jump in. before she knew it, he cannonballed into the water, causing a giant splash to erupt. she giggled as he grabbed her hips to spin her around. once again, she brushed his hair out from his face to get a clear look at her beautiful boyfriend. looking down at his lips, he was the first to attach his lips to hers. even with the chlorine, his lips tasted so good. like the berry chapstick she gave him since he's always complained about his chapped lips.

they continued to swim around and cuddle each other in the cool water. she got out first to tan on her towel. it was the perfect day to do so. even though she was laying on her stomach, she could still hear him splashing around in the water. however, she didn't hear him quietly get out and make his way to her. her eyes were shut as he lightly smacked her ass, causing her to open one eye to see her boyfriend blocking the sun as he stood over her. she flipped her body and put one arm behind her head.

"hi," she said.

"hi," he replied.

"you're blocking the sun."

"am i?" he questioned, looking up at the sun.

"yes, babe."

He changed the subject, "I thought we could, maybe order some pizza later and watch scary movies?"

"what's with you and scary movies these days? you're like obsessed with them now," she questioned, just a few months ago, he has refused to see a scary movie with her in the theaters.

"because they're less scary watching them with a blanket."

"oh," she laughed, "I see... scaredy-cat."

"haha make fun, don't come crawling over to me if we see a Friday the 13th movie at the mall and it's scary with all the jumpscares," he warned. he carefully found his way on top of her, fitting in perfectly between her open legs.

she cringed at how soaking wet he still was. he brushed his thumb over her lips before she took his thumb into her mouth. his mouth opened, surprised she did that. she took her mouth off him with a pop.

"god, i fucking love you," he said before cramming his face in her neck, nipping and sucking at her flesh. she let out a silent moan, letting her fingernails lightly scratch down his back. his groin grinds down hard on her center.

"as much as i want to do this, we can't do it out here."

"why not?" he said softly, "it's not like anyone is around."

"because... i think we would both be more comfortable in my bedroom... on my bed."

"whatever you say, but please, excuse my very-obvious boner," he laughed.

he helped her off the comfy chair and picked her up to carry her up to her room.

he reached for the doorknob to her room and shut the door with his foot. he planted her on the bed. she squealed as he plopped down on top of her. she rid him of his swim trunks as his length sprung free. she untied the top of her bikini to expose her breasts. he instantly brought one hand up to knead her breast, then the other.

"fuck... steve," she breathed.

"what do you need, sweet pea?"

"i need you, i need friction," you pleaded.

he smiled, "my pleasure," he lifted himself up to his knees to discard her bathing suit bottoms. he pulls her to the edge of the bed and kneels at the side of the bed. He uses his thumb to tease your center and clit before swiping his tongue against your aching bundle of nerves. she held his head where she needed him the most. listening to the sound of him moaning and the slurping sounds only turned her on more and more. he teased your center with his fingers, then slowly inserted his index finger into you, curling and hitting that special place. your begging moans hinted to him that she wanted more... so he inserted his middle finger. she felt her climax coming, but it was too soon.

"oh, baby," she moaned quite loud, "i need you, steve, so bad."

that was enough for him. she scooted herself up onto the pillow for added comfort. he kissed up her naked chest to get back to her lips. you watched as he gathered up some of your slick as lube and slowly pushed inside of you. you moaned in unison. once he was balls deep, he waited until you were comfortable enough with his size for him to move.

"move, steve," she pleaded.

he grunted at how tight she was for him, his good girl.

after a couple of moments going the same speed, he picked up the pace, chasing his high. her nails dug into his back, bound to leave marks later. she always did that when they had sex, and steve loved it. with every tap of his cock hitting her inside just right, the closer she was to her orgasm. she snaked her hand down between their bodies to rub harsh circles on her clit.

"steve, steve. that's it, please. i'm gonna come," she whined, she let her hands spread out on the pillows behind her, watching as steve's lips parted, throroughly enjoying the pleasure he was feeling.

his eyes watched as her breasts bounce due to his actions. he picked up the pace, chasing the high he desperately wanted. he grasped at her hips, fingertips dug into her flesh as he plants himself on his knees and picks her lower body up for a new position. she squeezed her breasts, thumbs rubbing over her highly-sensitive nipples, feeling her orgasm blast through her like a lightning bolt. his orgasm soon followed as he emptied inside of her. both were sweaty, despite being damp from the pool. after steve came down from his high, he collapsed on the bed next to her.

their heavy breaths fill the room, and the birds sang quietly outside. she turned her body so she could watch her boyfriend in awe. his one arm latched onto her thigh, fingertips dangerously close to her sensitive clit while the other was folded behind his head. his eyes were closed and a slight smile was on his face. she balances her head on her hand with her elbow on the white plush pillow. her hand massages through the patch of hair on his chest.

she got up to use the bathroom and clean herself up. she went over to the shower to turn it on. she looked outside to see her boyfriend with his eyes closed, she wasn't sure if he was asleep or just relaxing from post-sex. She put her hand under the water to test it and quickly jumped in. she lathered her hair with shampoo and then conditioner to get the chlorine out. after she was finished, she wrapped a towel around her body and put her hair in a wrap to walk outside. she dried off her body and went over to her dresser to pick out a fresh pair of underwear. the elastic slapped to her skin, causing a moan from the bed. she turned her body to see steve watching her.

"i was going to ask if you wanted to join me, but you looked so peaceful."

"anytime you're naked, i want to be there, regardless if i'm asleep or not," he laughed. she shook her head and rolled her eyes at the typical boyfriend response.

he watched as she finished getting dressed in some comfortable clothes. she flipped on her record player to begin playing a Madonna record. he watched in awe as she lightly hummed the lyrics of the song and danced around the room. she danced her way to her vanity to brush her hair. she put it up in a ponytail. she smiled at him through the mirror. he got up from the bed and lightly kissed the top of her head and moved into the bathroom for a shower. soon, she followed him into the bathroom. she put the toilet seat down and watched him. he slid open the door to catch a glimpse of her. she bit down on her lip, hard, while he shut his eyes, bent his head back, and let the shampoo fall from his hair down his body. she could feel herself getting turned on once again as the water trickled down his chest. all she wanted to do was rip her clothes off and join him.

before she could think of her next move, he turned off the water and grabbed the white towel off the countertop. he wrapped it lightly around his hips. she followed him out and watched him take out a pair of underwear from his sleepover bag. she went back over and laid on her stomach on the bed, watching him get dressed. he turned around to look at her. he studied her face to see exactly what she was thinking.

"what movies did you bring to watch tonight? wait.. let me guess... horror?"

he smiled, "yeah and a few others."

she giggled, grabbing his hand and escorting him to the kitchen. the sun was just about to set as a golden light shined through the kitchen. she grabbed the menu of the pizza place and sat on the counter. steve pushed his way so he was standing between your legs.

"what kind of food are you thinking?"

"definitely pizza," he joked.

"yeah, but what kind of pizza?"

"pepperoni for sure."

she smiled, thinking the same thing. she handed steve the phone for him to call. once he hung up, he told her that the food would arrive in a half hour. he carried her bridal style to the living room couch. he went over to grab the movies he brought and the two of them decided on Friday the 13th to start off their movie marathon, which would probably end up turning into a heavy makeout session—probably even more—and the movie would just be background music.

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[jackatt14]

OPENING WRITING COMMISSIONS

Prices:

1¢ (USD)= 1 word (Drabbles are 100 words and woul be $1.00. A fic with 1,000 words would be $10.00)

My limit would be 5k words at most

Payment method will consist of PayPal and Cash App

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What I'll write:

-Canon x canon (Fanon included)

-Oc x oc

-Romance

-Fluff

-Slice of life

-Any characters/ocs with lgbtq identities

-Minor blood/gore

-Drabbles

-Swearing

-Oneshots

What I'll maybe write:

-Angst/Hurt and comfort/Hurt no comfort (I'm not the best with these,, but I'll TRY)

-Fight scenes (I've done this only once,, but im willing to try again)

-Death

-Horror (Have never rlly written this before)

-NSFW (details needed and not the best at)

What I won't write:

-Extreme gore or blood

-Anything illegal/problematic (Proships,, con-ship,, etc)

-Religion

-Self harm

-Suicide

-First-person

-Oc x canon

-Canon x reader

-Full stories (I have yet to do this LMAO)

-Discrimination towards race or gender (Unless,, only MENTIONED)

-Abuse

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Fandoms I'm familar with:

Undertale

Deltarune (mostly)

My Chemical Romance

Doki Doki Literature Club

Good Omens

Youtuber alter egos (Jacksepticeye and Markiplier)

Sander Sides

Eddsworld

Vocaloid

(if u have questions abt any other fandoms,, please ask!!)

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AO3 with examples (more examples can be sent through messages)

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I'll send progress shots through messages

All fics will be posted on AO3. while u are commissioning me,, it's still my work. I'll use it freely for the sake of examples

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[kentwells]

extreme stupidity for @clatoera... somewhere in ch1 of arwbfb i think? also for everyone in her inbox begging for eno/cash content i am HERE for u

also from the taylor prompt list btw

Enobaria knows exactly where the fuck this leads. She may have been gritting her teeth for him, because she’s known him since he was a fidgety, overly blond ten year old, but there’s a problem on her hands. If Cato is currently in a hovercraft flying back to the Capitol, then in a few days, he’ll be on a train back to Clove, tanner and more obnoxiously overconfident than ever. 

“Cash,” Enobaria grabs onto Cashmere’s wrist, strewn with thin golden chains and sharp, colorful stones. She half drags the blond to the bar, because she needs a goddamn drink. Cashmere watches her drain her whiskey with apprehensive eyes as she sips on some violet, foam emitting concoction that Enobaria can’t pronounce. “I need a year’s supply of birth control,” she says, slamming the glass on the counter.

Cashmere’s brows shoot up – “since when do you sleep with anyone who could get you pregnant?”

“I’m not that stupid,” she says, because she’s dedicated to women and condoms and isn’t sixteen. Cashmere winks at her. “For one of the girls I’m training.” 

That’s maybe 10% of what Clove is to her, but this is easier. It never helps when other people know shit about your life. Cashmere understands her subtlety, anyways, and Enobaria can see the pieces click into place behind her eyes. 

“I can do it,” Cashmere assures her, “it’ll just be expensive as hell.” 

Enobaria hands over her slim black card without thinking twice. “Oh, I didn’t mean that,” Cashmere blinks, but she pockets the card anyway. Sometimes, One girls are exactly who you expect them to be. “Just, you need the whole year?”

“Cash, kids are so fucking stupid,” Enobaria rests her head on her arms, black curls falling into her eyes. She doesn’t want to think about this anymore. Clove is the five year old who begged for real knives. Cato is the fourteen year old who once had the grace to look ashamed when she dragged him out of the broom closet by the dorms.

Cashmere takes another sip of her drink, looking thoughtful. “Yeah, but you know how that first year is.” 

Careers don’t have quite the same process of coming down from the Games. There’s no psychological trauma from the burn of your first kill. She knows what Cashmere means though, the haze of painkillers and party drugs and the strange freedom of leaving training.

For the love of god she hopes that’s Cato. That would be spectacular. Let this be a stupid, teenage fling, that they both forget about. He can spend 3 weeks a month in the Capitol, and Enobaria will train Clove in piece and fucking quiet.

But the trainers hear just about everything, and Enobaria knows that Cato has gotten the other kids to understand that if they talk about Clove the way they talk about everyone else, they’ll end up with a bone broken in too many places to count. And the shit-eating grin he had whenever things went his way in the games is the same one that security cameras catch as he sneaks out of the girls’ corridor at 5am. She’s been tempted to sleep outside Clove’s door to stand guard, but her charts always show the deepest, least interrupted sleeps when they turn a blind eye to Cato’s presence. 

“Just send them to my room?”

Cashmere presses a kiss to her cheek, absolutely leaving a pink smudge. Enobaria has absolutely zero plans to wipe it off. “Of course, babe,” she says, endlessly casual and cheerful. 

Enobaria orders another, cheaper drink – apparently she’s about to drop a shit ton. Clove better be fucking greatful.

[princesslftsz]

Guys, this is gonna be Soooooo long.

wow. fuck Ćv$ employees.

so I went to ćv$ w/ my mom, and I looked around, and after a bit headed to the makeup and found a cute palette and a few lip tints, 4 items in total, BEYOND easy to body conceal. So anyway, I looked around the store, and eventually headed to a stand that was taller than me and covered me pretty much completely. So, I was listening to a podcast w/ 1 earbud in and suddenly while pulling down my sweater this chick pops out of nowhere and asks if I need help. THANK. GOD. I answered casually (I think) and said, no thanks, I was just adjusting my pants( ok, as I typed that out it seems EXTREMELY suspicious, but other than concealing I actually got a wedgie 😞) so she walked off. Well, more like ran to the cash registers and asked for security on the store speaker, acting as if I whispered I was planning to shoot up the store.

So anyway, I internally beat the shit out of myself and ditched everything in a different aisle. Meanwhile, I can sense her looking at me and so I look back and she turns and walks away. Cool, so I walk away too, walking through the entire store acting as if nothing happened, and saw her like 2 more times 💀 both she averted her eyes when I looked at her. So, I'm w/ my mom, right? I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT HER!!! I SPENT LIKE 15 MORE MINUTES IN THAT DAMN STORE WHILE SHE WAS FURIOUSLY TEXTING SOMEONE!!! I was pretty nervous, so much so that when I lost sight of my mom I actually thought security took her to a room to tell her what happened, show her the feed (even though I didn't conceal on camera) and all that. She was at the makeup aisle too, So I calmed down. Eventually, no one comes, not a single cop or LP in sight.

we leave, and u guys can shit on me all u want, I deserve it. I actually considered taking the stuff and a bit more just to spite that damned wanna-be Batman. I didn't tho, but here's where u guys can send me hate in my DMs. I turned around and smiled at the camera. Honestly, I fuckin hate my spitefulness and cockiness. I srsly need to clam tf down, but I'm just so impulsive. I hope they don't add more cameras because of me, employees are more of a threat than cameras honestly.

Afterwards, I got to thinking. I remembered this guy who hacked a ton of companies (Nintendo, etc)and revealed sensitive info but literally never got jail cuz he was autistic and said he couldn't help himself. SO AM I!!! do u guys think I can use this to my advantage?

Tldr; nearly got caught at ćv$, so I turned around and smiled on camera. also, NEVER HAVE EARBUDS OR HEADPHONES IN, EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT PLAYING ANYTHING!!

and absolutely NO MUSIC!

[lake-lady]

Is there a place people could send you $ for something to eat? Like cash app or something?

Thank you 🥺 I definitely get the sense that most of you are in the same or a similar boat to me but if u are able to and wanna help me buy a meal or thermal layers, my paypal and venmo are both @sarahloveslakes - I do always feel like Tumblr users are passing around the same $20 but I could use anything rn I am a grad assistant living in a town where the landlords are some of the evilest I have known

#asks #asks answered #mutuals