#🐡 hc ask

[sclepurpose]

Muse’s Life Experiences

Bold what applies, italicize what applies sometimes.

Killed Someone Under Orders (never explicitly "kill him" but "take care of the problem" -- megamind has no clue) | Had Someone Killed On Their Orders | Killed Someone In Self Defense | Spared Someone’s Life | Invented Something | Been Hungover | Kissed Someone | Slow-Danced | Been In A Long-Term Relationship | Had Sex | Had Sex And Regretted It | Had A One-Night Stand | Had A Threesome | Experimented With Their Sexuality | Had A Kid | Adopted A Kid | Wanted To Have A Family With Someone | Done Something On Impulse They Regretted | Gone Traveling | Had A Bounty Put On Them | Eaten An Insect | Been Groped By A Stranger | Been Groped By Someone They Know | Been Dumped | Dumped Someone | Smoked | Gotten High | Flirted With Someone To Get Free Drinks | Put Someone In A Headlock (megs when they were kids) | Won A Bet | Lost A Bet | Forgiven Someone Who Wronged Them | Indulged In Petty Revenge | Hallucinated | Has A Noticeable Physical Defect (underbite) | Gotten A Noticeable Scar | Been Permanently Disfigured Through Injury | Kneed Someone In The Groin | Had An Unattainable Crush | Laughed Themselves To The Point Of Tears | Been Kidnapped | Been Brainwashed/Hypnotized | Had A Recurring Nightmare | Been Bullied | Bullied Someone | Experienced Survivor’s Guilt | Been Tied/Chained Up | Given Someone A Massage | Received A Massage | Been Backed Up Against A Wall | Shot Someone | Stabbed Someone | Saved Someone’s Life | Cheated On Someone | Been Cheated On | Been In An Open Relationship | Had A Friendship With Benefits | Been In A Queerplatonic Relationship | Had A Stalker | Been Betrayed | Been A Traitor | Been Possessed | Been In A Bar Fight | Been Thrown Out Of A Bar | Been Arrested | Broken Out Of Jail | Been To A Funeral | Been To A Brothel | Had Surgery | Broken Someone’s Trust | Broken Someone’s Heart | Had Their Heart Broken | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Anger (by accident) | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Spite | Gotten A Piercing | Gotten A Tattoo | Used A Fake Name | Been Beaten Up | Been Tortured/Tortured Others | Been Abused | Been Blackmailed | Gotten Away With A Crime | Framed Someone Else For A Crime They Committed | Shared A Bed Platonically | Been In Love | Suffered From Sleep Paralysis | Been Forced To Flee Their Home | Learned A New Language | Joined A Rebellion | Fought On The Losing Side Of A War | Fought On The Winning Side Of A War | Become A Godparent | Become An Aunt/Uncle

#🐡 / about // just say the word sir ; anything for you sir #lots of this is. hc based. obviously. but YEAH hes. baby but not innocent baby. #hes ''do what it takes to ensure megs is safe'' baby #some of this is also my au which is. in the works. KJDFGWKDFHJ #ask to tag #do not reblog /

[ventismacchiato]

WAIT everyone was sharing their btl hcs🤭 i have a few rotting in my notes so let me just

- star making scara film cute tiktoks w her and he obliges which makes childe sob cuz when he wanted to scara was like 🤨no.

- kazuha being the funniest person ever when high which results in everyone making goofy ass edits of him

- heizou and star being bffs after the drama settles down,, she would make presentations abt dumb conspiracies with him on stream (i mean heizou would prob hate star for the BETRAYAL cuz he’s a drama queen but i feel like he’d get over it when scara does i love him let me be delusional pleek)

- this was alr mentioned but scara having edits of star on his fyp while still being upset😭😭 i think he’d be like get ts off my page but would have a folder for star edits later

- imagine star wearing heels and being taller than scara so she posts a mirror pic where you can see the height difference and everyone points it out while he spams the comments with „take this down immediately”

i have more but ifeel like they’re uninteresting so for now i’m leaving this here and running away

- 🐡

i had to edit the tiktok one it was too cute they probably film dances together or do dumb challenges

KAZUHA BEING HIGH COMPILATIONS 😭 and heizou always has to come in and shut the camera off before kazuha embarrasses himself even more

THEY WUD DO COLLABS AND DEBUNK CONSPIRACY THEORIES

he’d report all of them then go back and add them to his saved folder

btw yn is gn so i’m gonna gender neutrify this (ik any gender can wear heels but) let’s say they wear combat boots or those converse shoes w the high heels and scara lowk loves the height difference but he spams the comments asking for them to delete it

come back and give me the rest

#behind the lens — asks #behind the lens smau #🐡 anon

[yelenasdiary]

mkay fr tho. im not gonna get on a tangent on my thoughts of mommy vs daddy in asks. because it's too long.

also, id just like to say that i dont actually read your Lena fics, bc i dont hold the same attraction for her. you just seem cool, therefore im following you. so im talking general hcs of mine with her.

i think druglord lena if shes a softer top or if shes a bottom then mommy. i cant see lena being a mean mommy. i could see her being a soft mommy and take care of you if you got hurt bc of her or something.

of course if she was a meaan mommy, then it would be different, and she would fuck you to relieve stress or if you were a brat, etc.

i think druglord lena as a daddy would def be rougher no matter what. she would be heavy on degradation (of course speaking generally. im not sure if your druglord lena likes praise. i just think shes heavy on degradation). she would def fuck the brat out of you, and would relieve stress by using you.

i have some more thoughts. but thats that ffor now

~ 🐡

I’m not gonna hold it against you for not reading my Yelena work, it’s completely okay and very understandable! We are all here for our own reasons & you like what you like!! I appreciate that you want to engage in this conversation though, so thank you!

I actually didn’t think about the degradation factor but now thinking about that with the idea I have, Jesus Christ 🫠🫠🫠

I also don’t see her being a rough mommy tbh

#yelenasdiary asks #🐡 Anon

[ohnococo]

Hii! I love the new update on Fight Night! (◍>v<◍)💗 Sukuna's such a sweetheart🥺💗 Was there anything that inspired you to write the series or was it just a passing thought?? :3

- 🐡 with love💗

Hi 🐡 anon! I hope you’re doing well 💛

I’m so glad you like it! I’ve been stressing over making him softening up gradual enough haha but now that Sukuna and reader are getting comfortable with each other and are focused things outside of sex (mostly, this isn’t going to be sfw for long cause it’s still me writing it lol) we’ll get a lot more from Sukuna.

Basically I was thinking of HCs for how I’d characterize modern/no curse au Sukuna, then that turned into mma!fighter Sukuna, then that became a whole mma!au because MMA was a huge hyperfixation of mine when I was younger lol

Then I got carried away and had to write something in that world. Initially it was just a one shot that I almost didn’t even complete but because it got so much love in the end I had to expand on it. I’m a big overthinker so even if I post something small I’ve usually got loads of backstory/extra things in that world that I leave out due to flow so it was fun to be able to actually expand on his dynamic with reader!

Anyway, I’m rambling now haha, thank you for asking sweet 🐡!

#🐡 anon #💛 asks #💛 fight night #cococs

[jade-parcels]

Welcome to my page! Please read this post before sending asks/requests :) thank you!

Updated 7/1/22

rules/about

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About:

Hey there!

I’m Jade!

I started this blog because I wanted to get back into writing again and so far, I’ve been having a blast! Thank you guys for your support <3

I’m AR 57 in genshin! My favorite characters are Kaeya, Diluc, Childe, Thoma and Itto! My main team consists of Kaeya, Barbara, Kazuha and Zhongli!

Interests: genshin, tears of themis, enstars, black butler, cookie run, obey me!, stardew valley, hxh, soul eater

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Rules page: ⬇️

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Will write for….

SFW:

•Female/gn reader

•Ship hcs between characters (ex: Kaeya/Childe, Diluc/Jean…)

•Platonic scenarios with underage characters

NOTSFW:

•Female/gn reader

•Scenarios between characters (ex: Kaeya/Childe, Diluc/Jean…)

•Scenarios between reader and character

•Solo scenarios/minifics

•Most kinks (read below for what I won’t write for)

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Will not write for….

SFW:

•‘How will *character* react to short/tall/chubby/shy mc?’ To be fair, I will answer but I feel like every writing blog on the planet has answered asks like this :’) it’s just uninspiring! So please don’t make a habit of sending these asks ;-;

•male reader content

•Romantic scenarios with underaged characters

•Incest

NOTSFW:

•m!readers (through trial and error ive come to realize that I’m not actually confident in writing for m!readers. I’d rather not publish shabby writing because I know there’s an issue with representation so!! I don’t want to contribute to any problems, y’know? Sorry and thanks for understanding

•daddy/mommy/ageplay kinks are a huge no from me ;-; even just using ‘d*ddy’ as a title without ageplay makes me very uncomfortable!!

•Piss

•Incest

•noncon/cnc

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Tag navigation:

What my tags mean or what stuff is in them

“#Series: comfort” -> Here is an example of how my tagging system works kinda! I tend to lump things into their own series.

#Series: night posts, #Series: smut, #Series: notsfw -> All of these are nsfw tags and are usually on my nsfw content! ‘Night posts’ just means I posted the nasties…at night

#interactions -> interactions with y’all!! I have them tagged in case you want to block ooc content and only read my actual posts!

#*emoji*. -> Anon posts! All anons have their own tag! #🍤. , #🍁. , #☁️. That’s what they look like!!

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Anon list:

🥩(Conny), 🌼, Zero, 🔅, 🍡, 🌻, ☔️, 🍤, Rainbow, ☁️, 🍁, 🍓, <3, 🐡(Fish), 🧁, 🇮🇹🔥

#rules page #about page #pinned post

[enden-k]

I have to ask, are my asks not coming through, or are you holding onto them, or am I being rejected? v_v 🐡

im holding onto them! sorry aaa

i already mentioned before, if someone sent in an ask and i havent answered yet its prob bc im drawing smth to it or im saving it to respond in full length (?) e.g. someone asks me about thoughts to smth or hcs, since its a longer reply then! need to take my time then to gather enough braincells

sometimes asks get lost in my notifications tho and i only see them when im actually in my inbox and scrolling

#i actually started drawing for the 'its my turn' on the same day you sent it in AHHEHEH💦 #i wouldnt reject you fish!!! #<3 #talk tag #reply #🐡anon

[hanniejji]

NAVIGATION

CURRENTLY NOT ACCEPTING ANY REQUEST.

INTRO | i'm hani, formerly known as sprouttsse and i use she/her pronouns! i'm 18+ in age range but my blog's family friendly. i mostly write fluff, angst, and platonic content for the fandoms written at the bottom.

SIDEACCOUNTS | @honieshares - sfw reblog acc | @honiesdirt - nsfw reblog acc

WARNINGS | i cuss a lot lol also the use of low capital letters are for aesthetics.

RULES FOR REQUEST, MASTERLISTS, EVENT M.LIST, ANONS, TAGS, AND TAGLIST ARE UNDER THE CUT

RULES FOR REQUESTING |

genres/troupes i can write for: fluff, angst, spicy/suggestive (no nsfw motherfuckers), platonic, any specified aus! unless it's related to science, count me out hehe my pea brain is too small for that shit. also, be aware that i suck so bad at dark themes and i cry whenever i write anything sad (hence the slow replies to sad shit) so it is terribly and unfortunately disappointing.

the character limit for headcanons is five (5).

unless specified, i will automatically give you a headcanon. i can write in the following formats: hcs, brainrots, drabbles, smau/text hcs, and one shots.

if possible, please include a few details for easy visualization.

i won't be accepting ocs or character ships!

lastly, please be patient!

FANDOMS AND CHARACTERS | © 2020 hanniejji | please do not copy, repost, translate or claim my works as yours in any platforms. i will not condone any forms of plagiarism and any permissions asking for such will be rejected. i appreciate the thought of translating and sharing but please respect my decision as the writer of these content.

[bnha]

[kny] -

[haikyuu] - almost everyone but pls check the masterlist itself to see which characters i do not write for!

[jujutsu kaisen] - tokyo tech

[genshin impact] - almost everyone but pls check the masterlist itself to see which characters i do not write for!

[tokyo revengers] - toman

[harry potter] - marauders, harry, draco, cedric, regulus, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo.

MILESTONES + EVENTS |

coffee ☜ a compilation of sweet first that was meant to celebrate our first 500+ milestone!

bingo event ☜ a special masterlist for my shop's participation in the bnhabookclub's bingo event!

HANNIE'S TAGS |

#honey writes — all of our pieces can be found here.

#tag games — a series of tag games.

#nonnie — watch han interact with her visitors.

#asks — asks from anyone!

#honey sweet first #alphabet headcanons — a tag to track han's milestone event.

#moots — asks from han's friends.

CONTENT TAGS |

#honeywrites — all of my works

#zuha.ask — kazuha related asks

#xixi.ask — xiao related asks

#luc.ask — diluc related asks

#zou.ask — heizou related asks

#bedo.ask — albedo related asks

#nari.ask — tighnari related asks

#mouche.ask — scaramouche related asks

HANNIE'S PERSONAL TAGS |

sprouttsse can't think — a series of han without her brain cell; a daily rant or whatever

sprouttsse feels good — a rare happy post from han!

sprouttsse daily simping — han is a big simp han is a big simp han is a big simp han is

sprouttsse fic ideas — han plans for a new piece of art!

sprouttsse feels shit — han is tired and just wants someone to listen to her other than her cats!

sprouttsse talks to friends — han talks to her mutuals

sprouttsse is playing — han plays genshin!

sprouttsse reblogs — han reblogs random things or friend's post!

sprouttsse and her babies — han talks about her ocs!

sprouttsse writing shit — han talks about her prompts and writing moments!

ANONS | note: i may or may not have forgotten some of my older anons :'> please hmu in the asks if you're not in the list!

#kaji.hive

#💫.hive

#🍁.hive

#🍑.hive

#🐡.hive

#🌻.hive

#🪷.hive

#<3.hive

#ehe.hive — terrible dad diluc anon

#🤯.hive

#🌵.hive

#🌸.hive

#anemo.hive

#🍃.hive

#evergeen.hive

#🎲.hive

#💮.hive

#🌿.hive

TAGLIST | note: i've cleared my taglist, so if you were in one of my taglist, please let me know so i can tag you! to be added in a taglist, please specify whether you want to be tagged to a certain fandom content of just a certain character.

all content: @ineshapanda

genshin impact: @ghostcats | maple series (kazuha): @eyvreee @ooriru

#bnha #boku no hero academia #boku no hero academy #mha #my hero academia #my hero academy #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #hq #haikyuu #haikyu #haikyu!! #haikyuu!! #tog #tower of god #kami no tou #jjk #genshin impact #jujutsu kaisen #black clover #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dog #tokyo revengers #tokyorev #tr

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

i’m rewatching ragnarok and idk if this is anything good but what if hela is trans (mtf) and that’s why odin casted her out. like i get it she was a tad bit too much into death (can’t really blame her, she’s the goddess of death) but i Hate odin and he seems like a transphobe to me. also ik he did call her thor n loki’s sister but STILL

omg Odin would he is a dick >:(

but thor would definitely be super active in the lgbt community. like, he hears someone say he’s protector of the lesbians, and he rlly takes it to heart. he protects ALL lesbians, including trans lesbians. he didn’t like hela (because she was evil, not because she was trans), but he wants to make sure no one else feels as alone and cast out as she did!! he feels like he owes it to a younger hela, who probably could have used an ally brother :( maybe she wouldn’t have taken so much joy in hurting people, if only she hadn’t been hurt so much

#ask 🐡 #🐡 hc ask #thor #marvel #mcu #anon

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

Omg. I have no idea if the Harold post was serious or not but I’m like 100% sure this is something Peter would say and now I can’t stop laughing. I shouldn’t be laughing bc Mother Nature but thank you anyways 😂😂😂

oh it is 100% serious his name is actually Harold who the FUCK names their child HAROLD—

but yes. Peter, upon learning Happy’s name is Harold, would definitely take EVERY opportunity to say, “Harold, they’re lesbians.”

Happy: *watching a video of two cats cuddling* :)

Peter, sneaking up behind him: *whispering* Harold, they’re lesbians

Happy: I am going to throw you off the roof.

#anon #ask 🐡 #🐡 hc ask #kinda #happy hogan #harold hogan #what the FUCK #marvel #mcu #peter parker #spider man

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

...I have a cursed headcanon idea to share with you: Everytime Tony invents a new bot or AI, Peter has JARVIS/FRIDAY play the Hatsune Miku cover of "Ameno" throughout the building! The other Avengers learn to fear this sound, for it heralds the coming of yet another machine that will likely kill them all, and that's on Ultron. 🤣🤣🤣 ...I may need sleep.

FJDJDJDJD THATS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂

#i have nothing to add thats already solid #onimi18 #🐡 hc ask #ask 🐡

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

I have a small headcannon: One day Peter was walking back home from school and he found a spider on his doorstep. He’s usually scared of them, but he actually found the little dude kinda adorable. He basically adopts him, and he’s pretty damn sure they he can talk to spiders at this point. That or he just has a really vivid imagination. He ended up naming the spider Jerry and he adores him 🥰

omg this is so soft 🥺 I have nothing to add to this but it’s beautiful

#ask 🐡 #anon #🐡 hc ask

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

peter with a lizard that has fake wings strapped to him and stephen offering to get him a real mini dragon if he stops doing all the idiotic gen z stuff

#did i use this meme right #am old lady #ask 🐡 #🐡 hc ask #peter parker #spiderson #dr strange #mcu #marvel #gen z humor #anon

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

what would happen if Morgan got her hands on one of those worms

morgan:

tony, coming home after a long day:

#nuff said #ask 🐡 #🐡 hc ask #anon #morgan stark #tony stark #ironfam #irondad #peter probably helped morgan destroy everything ngl

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

hc, the avengers and avengers merch

•  They get super competitive. Like, someone starts this chain of merch, and they keep track of how much of each Avenger’s merch has sold. Whoever has the biggest sales every week gets the Ultimate Power™

Steve: happy family movie night everyone! what do we want to watch?

Peter: I think we should watch—

Tony: NICE TRY, KID! but, unfortunately for you, it’s MY ugly Christmas sweater that has sold the most, so—

Peter: ACTUALLY, I checked this morning and it’s MINE so we’re watching Tangled!

Tony: GOD DAMMIT

•  They aren’t allowed to buy their own merch, but they sometimes sneak into stores and convince other people to buy it, and it’s… really obnoxious 

Tony, wearing a hoodie and sunglasses: *holds up an iron man figurine* *so everyone in a three mile radius can hear* woW THIS IS A COOL FIGURINE!! AND ONLY FIVE DOLLARS??? WHAT A DEAL!! EVERYONE SHOULD BUY ONE!!!

Peter, from another aisle: *picks up a spiderman figurine* nO WAY!!!! THE SPIDERMAN ONE IS WAYYY BETTER—

Store owner: for the third time this week, both of you pLEASE LEAVE

Peter: yeah ok that’s fair have a nice day

•  They mention it in speeches. Like, normal, encouraging speeches turn into attempts to convince people to buy their stuff 

Steve: Ah, yes, of course I saved those innocent people from that burning building! It was the right thing to do! And you know what else is the right thing to do? 

Reporters: *anxiously anticipate his next word, lean closer*

Steve: Buying that new Captain America nightlight! 

Reporters:

•  Needless to say, it’s a big deal.

#🐡 hc ask #ask 🐡 #marvel #mcu #peter parker #tony stark #steve rogers #captain america #iron man #spider man #spiderman #spiderson #irondad #irondad and spiderson #memes #language

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

On the Disneyland head canon: would Thor think all the Avengers actors were Loki trying to fuck with him? how would he react, and how would the avengers deal with it

part 1 :)

•  Tbh, Thor wouldn’t so much think Loki was fucking with him, as much as he would just be ecstatic Loki is back

Thor, tearing up: Oh, brother, it is so good to see you! I thought Thanos had killed you!! The people of New Asgard will be thrilled to be reunited with you!!

The actor dressed as Captain America, barely keeping Thor from hugging him: Yeahhh, I’m gonna need security in the Avengers sector. We’ve got another drunk dumbass

•  The other Avengers would explain to Thor what Disney actors are all about, but Thor would immediately get very sad. Like. Walk through Disney moping and looking at everyone like 

level of sad

•  Meanwhile, on the other side of the Avengers sector, Peter would be searching for his double. He’d go to the park in his suit and downright HUNT the poor actor. 

Tony: Whoa, whoa, kid! Where are you going?? Slow down!

Peter: I can’t! I’ve gotta find him!! 

Tony: Who??? 

Peter: My double!! I’ve got to find him!!!

Tony: Why???

Peter: Mr. Stark you KNOW why!

Tony: I don’t—

Peter: 

Tony, monotone: I should have known.

#🐡 hc ask #ask 🐡 #peter parker #thor #thor odinson #tony stark #avengers #mcu #marvel #iron man #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #language #anon #memes #spider man

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

TELL US MORE ABOUT THIS SECRET DAD ACCOUNT THAT TONY WOULD MOST CERTAINLY HAVE. ALSO, WOULD PEPPER HAVE ONE

omg you actually read my tags :’) 

#ok but tony would definitely have a finsta or smth where he posts about how much he adores peter without peter knowing #his secret dad account #just saying

•  Okay, so it probably wouldn’t be insta, but he would totally make a Twitter. He’s not Tony Stark on this Twitter, he’s just some Dad™

•  He begrudgingly expresses how much he loves his “son” on this Twitter, but also talks a lot about how Peter is a loser. Like, don’t get him wrong, he’s one of the best things that’s ever happened to him, but GOD is he stupid

•  Tony gains a pretty large following because, “Who even is this guy?? He and his son are kinda a dynamic duo. Iconic.” Like, his tweets are funny and just memey enough to get attention online

•  Like, he pretty clearly loves his kid from how he talks about him in his tweets, but he’s also so grumpy about it. In true Dad™ fashion! All of his tweets seem annoyed, but all of his followers know they’re truly subtle brags about his kid. A lot of the comments are things like, “WE GET IT, YOU AND YOUR SON ARE AN ICONIC DUO, STOP FLEXING 😤“

•  Tony constantly unintentionally embodies that meme that’s like

peter: I made you a friendship bracelet!

tony: you know, I’m not really a jewelry person

peter: you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want!!

tony: no. I’m wearing it forever. back off.

•  Inevitably, Peter finds this account. He totally calls Tony out on it, too

•  He can’t explain

•  But Peter is, obviously, not mad about it. In fact, he’s super excited Tony thinks so fondly of him at all!!! Their two twitter accounts become iconic. They interact with each other on Twitter so everyone can see their shenanigans. Clearly, they get SUPER popular

•  As for whether or not Pepper would have an account, YES! She would!! But it wouldn’t be secret like Tony’s! It would straight up be her openly calling out Tony’s BS or openly admitting she loves her family!! She’s frequently included in the shenanigans :)

#ask 🐡 #🐡 hc ask #hc ask #language #peter parker #tony stark #pepper potts #irondad #spiderson #iron man #spiderman #spider man #mcu #marvel #memes #irondad and spiderson #anon