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sameglasses · 2 years
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i found an unfinished LAMP fic in my folders and not to brag, but this is kinda cute ahjfsasa i might finish it and post it later!!!
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moonbeam-dragon · 2 years
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Sanders Sides Outfit Predictions
I might be a little late on this train. I've seen some people predicting what the Sanders Sides' Season 3 outfits will look like. So I'm predicting this ahead of time. The date is August 4, 2022.
Logan:
-He gets a black half-sleeve button up. -Indigo sweater vest. He needs a sweater vest. He just deserves it. -Changes his tie to silver or something. -Thomas himself Tweeted about Logan having square glasses. So he gets square glasses. -I saw someone mention the light Sides getting makeup. I think Logan will get some sort of starry eyeshadow or something. Of course it'll be subtle. -Maybe he trades his jeans for slacks?
Logan as the Orange Side:
-We all know it's totally possible this will happen so he gets two. -Black polo has long sleeves. -More formal-looking vest. -Orange tie. -Gets makeup that makes him look look like a robot. -Square glasses still. -Black denim.
Patton:
-His polo gets to be a little brighter. -He keeps the same hoodie. It was a gift from Logan, it stays. -Round glasses. Big round glasses. -Dunno if this will matter but if his khakis aren't already shorts, they should be. -His makeup would just be glittery or like a cloud. (Btw, when did we decide Patton was associated with clouds?? Like I'm not complaining. I see why. But when?) Also possibly freckles. -Something frog. Like a frog pin or a hat. He needs a frog.
Roman:
-He's just going to make it flashier. -Just a little more gold embellishment. -Fake fur on his shoulders?? -Maybe his sash is changed to silk. -Cape. He needs a cape. And a reversible one. Red on the outside, gold on the inside. -A crown. He needs a crown. A golden crown with rubies. -Just let the prince go all-fucking-out. -He gets pretty red eyeshadow and gold eyeliner.
Virgil:
-He adds a little more to his hoodie. Like tiny lightning or cloud patches. Or a little more purple. -Chains. Like aesthetic pocket chains. -Let him have some soft of badass boots. For one shot. I beg of you- -Earrings. -He gets the purple eyeshadow more often.
Janus:
-His cape is also reversible. So it's yellow with black on the inside. -Maybe finger-less gloves to represent the fact that Thomas trusts him more now. -Just give him gold. Gold accents. -A gold ribbon on his hat.
Remus:
-Make his mustache more ~curly~ -More silver embellishments. -Also a cape. Green and silver. -Maybe make it a little less ruffle-y? - A cracked crown. Silver with emeralds. -Earrings.
Thomas:
-We all know you dabble in the fandom. Especially Tumblr. -If you're seeing this, thanks. Also huge fan, ILYSM. -These are all just theories, I won't actually be mad at anything you choose to do <33
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hannahdra-ws · 3 years
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If I can feed the bakery idea:
Janus and Virgil met at the same psychology courses/classes - which Virgil dropped since it didn’t really fit him - and they still talk, one day Virgil mentions that he now has a roommate who’s a single father and is looking for a job and Janus mentions that he really needs a helping hand in his bakery
Or, alternatively:
After Virgil takes Remus and Patton in he asks Remus to just do simple chores (he can’t really live there for free but, since he’s struggling already, it’s just simple stuff) and once Virgil asked him to buy some groceries and, when going to the store, Remus saw a small bakery with a sign “Looking for an employee” on the window so he hops in to look if he can get the job, Janus tells him that he can come back tomorrow for an “interview” and maybe bring in some papers if has them.
“I hope you don’t mind the... uh... criminal record...” “Oh, as if you’re the only human on earth that committed crimes!” And so Remus gets the job! Janus quickly takes him through the needed processes that need to be done and he can expect Remus to come in tomorrow!
While at his new job, Remus learns more about baking - and more about Janus, - and he’s allowed to take some cakes home (that are about to expire or smt) and Patton is v happy with it (sometimes Virgil is lucky to be home soon enough to get a taste)
Remus got to work there for one more year - through out that time he got to take Janus out on a few dates and the man got to meet Patton - before he moved out of Virgil’s place with Patton to his own apartment! Janus living next door (he was the one who gave Remus the idea in the first place)
After maybe two more years, Patton got a new dad! He’s very nice and makes very tasty breakfasts and lunches for Patton to take to his kindergarten!
About that bakery? It’s now a restaurant, owned by both Janus and Remus! It’s going great!
Until a man named Roman shows up...
Ah... maybe I over fed the idea... again
JWHDJWJFJQJDJ!!!! I LOVE ALL OF THAT SO MUCH OH MY GOD
(btw virge is nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns in this)
it's very fun to imagine remus running a bakery because Remus is a street punk in this, and janus is like a trad goth, so by looking at them you don't expect either of them to be able to bake
when Roman shows up he asks about Melissa (remus's ex and Pattons mom) and Remus just. shuts down. and immediately changes the subject and Janus, who overheard everything (he was eavesdropping, sue him) is like "hm... that's suspicious...."
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kings of unconventional (part three) ROMAN
Again! Late as fuck! I’m sorry, I had no motivation for what felt like forever. Hey, listen to Experience by Ludovico Einaudi while you’re writing btw. Also the thing abt me getting an AO3 account? The stupid blocker on my computer that I can’t figure out how to turn off deemed the website unworthy, and frankly I don’t have the energy.
Warnings: Kissing I suppose? I consider it a blessing but whatever. It’s kind of just a fluffy meet cute.
Tagging: @emiisanxious @genderfluidmoma @my-life-is-an-artistic-mess @penguins-penguins @jinxedrose101 Imma cross my fingers and hope I tagged everyone.
Still short, but it’s a tiny bit longer this time! Yay! Fic under the cut.
ROMAN inhaled the familiar scent of orange aerosol as he checked into the bookshop as a volunteer. Though he wasn’t a big reader, he came in on Thursdays to help supervise the meetings of Inqueery, a new book club that was quickly gaining speed due to its focus on LGBT+ content from all different types of genres. It was designed to help curious or queer youth label themselves if they preferred and to introduce people to media put out by the LGBT+ community.
Roman knew he was polyamorous and gay already, and he was very comfortable with his sexuality. Although, it helped a bit when your destiny was written across your arm. Many people came into these meetings simply to meet people and make sense of their soulmark. It was especially hard for kids with gender neutral names like ‘Alex’ or ‘Riley.’ But since it was technically still a book club, Roman came here to help guide the curious and confused so readers could discuss their books in peace. Mr. Sanders used to do it, but as he got older, he split his time between resting and keeping his business afloat.
He got a head start on changing the displays as he waited for Joan, an official hire. What Roman liked about Mr. Sanders’s Books is that every other day, the displays rotated, so lesser known authors and books got their chance in the spotlight. Even if it was some extra work. He had just finished with all of the display shelves when someone tapped him on the arm, prompting him to turn around.
“Well hello there, cutie.” In front of him, a curly haired young man with square glasses smiled brightly. He proudly sported a rainbow pin, a he/him pin, and a poly pride pin, all attached to his gray cardigan that fell loosely around his shoulders. He beamed at the compliment. (And blushed a little. Roman considered that a win.)
“Hi! I was wondering if you knew where the sign up sheet for Inqueery was? I can’t seem to find it. I’m new in town, so I was hoping I could make friends.” Well wasn’t he precious. Roman felt his heart melting into a puddle of goo.
“Of course! It’s actually behind the counter, which is why you couldn’t find it. There’s a bit of a waiting list simply due to funding. Unless you can buy your own book, in which case you can join as soon as they start a new one.” Roman grabbed the clipboard and a blue marker from under the counter. “Here you go sir! Oh, hey Joan! I finished the displays, so I’ll be out of your hair in a bit.” Their fond smile made Roman grin as they passed him to go to the back. “So yeah, just sign right here.”
“Thanks! I can buy my own book, which means that I check off this box here, right?” Roman nodded and watched as Patton signed his-
Patton.
“I’m Roman and I really want to kiss you right now,” he blurted like an absolute idiot. But Patton looked up, nearly in awe. They pulled their sleeves up simultaneously, and true enough, Patton’s name was in simple blue half cursive, nearly identical to his signature on the sign up sheet. Roman’s name was in big red letters on Patton’s arm, fancy swirls underlining it. But directly underneath, ‘Logan’ was written in scribbly dark blue handwriting, just barely decipherable. Both ‘Virgil’ and ‘Janus’ were still in neat black print. “You met him? What’s he like?” Patton giggled.
“He kind of ran away from me in a moment of gay panic. But he complimented me first, and he seemed really sweet.” Roman’s face must have fallen slightly because Patton leaned over the counter and booped his nose, making him snort with laughter. “We’ll find him again, don’t you worry. We’re meant to be together.” Roman leaned over the counter as well, getting much farther forward than Patton had.
“It’s destiny.” Patton’s eyes widened and his face reddened, but he captured Roman’s lips in a soft, sweet kiss. They both closed their eyes and melted, Roman bringing his hand up to caress Patton’s cheek. No fireworks went off, but it was like burying your face in a ton of cotton candy at the fair - sugary and exhilarating. His mind traveled to the fair as they deepened the kiss. God, that’d be a beautiful date. He imagined the food, the ferris wheel, the bumper cars - but the loud crash that sounded wasn’t in his head. Roman broke away from the kiss and saw an absolutely mortified young man desperately picking up way too many books for one person to carry.
“Oh, are you okay?” Roman had officially decided Patton was perfect as he rushed to the young man’s side. Roman quickly followed, putting stacks of books on the counter. He offered out his hand, and the guy shakily accepted it.
“Yeah, yeah I’m fine, just a little shaken-” His eyes dropped to Roman’s arm and his jaw went slack. Roman and Patton followed his gaze. In purple, relatively neat print. Virgil. “Up.” Virgil scrambled to his feet. “So you’re...“ He pulled up his sleeve. “Roman and Patton?”
“Two of your soulmates at your service. Roman Regio. Lovely… lovely to meet you, Virgil.” The words almost died in his throat as his breath was taken away by the man. Virgil was tall. And Roman was taller than average, but wow. Oh god that was hot. Why was that hot? He inhaled sharply. Man, he really wanted to kiss him right now.
“I have such handsome soulmates!” Patton exclaimed. Roman felt his face warm, but Virgil went full on red. “I know we just met, but I feel so close to you two already. We should get ice cream! And then we can learn all about each other and we can-”
“Slow down sweetheart, I think we’re overwhelming our poor Virgil.” Virgil seemed as if he was gonna fall over again, though he had his hand on the wall to steady himself. “How are you feeling?”
“I’m… I’m great. I’m so, so… great.” Virgil glanced between them and smiled like he was close to shouting that this was the best day of his life. It certainly was the best of Roman’s. “I- uh, wow.” Roman looked over at Patton, who, even though he had known him for all of five minutes, looked at him like he could read his mind. Patton nodded excitedly, so Roman stepped slightly closer.
“May I kiss you?” Virgil stumbled then, and Roman’s arm shot out to steady him, and as Virgil looked over at Patton, who was still smiling, (thank goodness Roman hadn’t misinterpreted his expression) Roman stood on his toes and gripped Virgil’s patchy jacket. Virgil glanced back with longing in his eyes. “May-”
“Oh God yes.” Roman didn’t need to hear another thing. He yanked Virgil down and there. There were the fucking fireworks. Kissing him wasn’t better or worse than kissing Patton, it was just different. So different. He was nearly unable to stop himself from shoving his tongue in Virgil’s mouth right away, but Virgil opened his mouth hungrily for him anyway. This was an explosion, all the blood rushing in his head told him that. But they didn’t need an explosion quite yet. Ice cream sounded nice. So Roman pulled away, smiling as Virgil tried to follow him with his lips. “I-” Roman stepped back, and Virgil flushed hotly in embarrassment, but he then nodded to Patton, who beamed.
“May I?” Virgil nodded, looking dumbfounded and completely overwhelmed, but in a good way. Patton giggled as he got closer, his hands slipping up to clasp around Virgil’s neck. Roman sighed as their lips connected, knowing that Patton was leading the chaste, soft kiss and knowing exactly how it felt. He grinned and nearly laughed as the tips of Virgil’s ears went red, but when they separated, his grin only widened at the smile on Virgil’s face. Patton’s kisses were so sweet, they were enough to distract Virgil from anything else.
“So my darlings, I think that ice cream sounds great. How about you?”
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I’m soft rn, so you get soft headcanons. Not naming any ships because I don’t care atm
Janus:
Janus is a kiss-but-not-quite-kiss kind of person. You know what I’m talking about? He presses his lips to your skin, but he’s not kissing you, not quite. He loves doing this to people’s knuckles and the backs of their hands. It flusters them, and he knows it. 
Janus likes to cup people’s faces in his hands as he brushes his lips over their nose. 
He likes to be the one holding a person when there are cuddles to be had.
Janus is a lot about touch
When he holds his significant other, he likes to make them feel good
So there’s a lot of line tracing
He also likes giving massages
Also, he’s flirty, but you knew that already
This man will frickn self care his other so hard. You know he has a hot tub, face masks and tea. Also fairy lights. He has fairy lights for sure
Dimmed lights
Food, but like, nice romantic meal type food
Okay, so see, hat off? It means that it’s time for cuddles. Or that his other stole it, but eh. Anyone else takes his hat off and he will fight them. His other takes his hat off and he will take it back and leave for about five minutes. (He left to go get the next date ready, but shh, don’t tell)
Roman:
Roman’s acts are much more extravagant
At least, that’s what seems like at first
After a little while it will be noticeable that Roman is burning himself out. When that happens, his significant other will tell him, “It’s okay Roman. I don’t need ballrooms and parties and large bouquets. I love you.”
It takes a little while, but Roman’s big efforts will turn into small things, which are honestly a lot better. 
He brushes a hand through their hair 
Leans into them just a little bit, and plays with their fingers until he starts relaxing
Everything he does is very natural, as in he will almost unconsciously hold hands or spin them into a dip without it feeling strange or surprising
btw he likes painting nails
He will make it as nice looking as possible, and on the ring finger, there will be that side’s color and then a stripe of gold. He once said it takes the place of ring before realizing that marriage hadn’t even been brought up yet, so he told his other to forget about it. He was very embarrassed
A very romantic boi
Chocolate, icecream and crying while binge watching a show.
Disney. A lot of disney
More disney
Adventures, but not really, just story telling while taking a walk
Logan:
He isn’t very good at doing these sorts of things so when he does take the lead, everything is very cliche
I mean, like, picnic dates 
Box of chocolates
Roses and flowers
But if they get close enough, he’s really quite soft
He likes to give little kisses to his other when they’re feeling down
A kiss on the knuckles
And then a kiss on each eyelid 
And then a small one on the nose that makes the tip of their nose tingle for a good five mins
Logan really likes kisses. Like, fyi, he likes getting them and giving them
Okay so, he also is warm. Like a nice warm that just kind of spreads when he touches his other. It’s very nice feeling
Like, just holding hands can make his other feel warm all over. Literally. I mean, I know I’m being romantic, but I’m saying that it actually makes them feel warm. If people are warm enough, this does happen, I promise
If he takes his glasses off, it means it’s cuddle time. If his other takes his glasses off, it’s cuddle time. If the glasses are off, it’s cuddle time. Or time for bed, but it’s basically the same thing
Remus (I am going in no particular order here):
You would think that he’s really sexual (How dare you, I’m a minor, I’m not doing that-) but he’s not
Like, if his other wants cuddles or even touch, his other needs to ask
Because he doesn’t want to scare anyone away. So he just kinda sits there hoping that someone will want to cuddle
Gifts are what Remus is good at
He’ll give flowers
food
candle light dinners
and the best one of all, the nights that he conjure up a soft living room like area with pillows and stuffed animals and beanbag chairs and couches
He always kinda just stands there, waiting for his other to sit first
Because his other is cute, they drag him by the arm and has them sit together
His hugs and cuddles are so good, you don’t even know
Although he also loves bringing them on adventures
Sometimes they are like walks in the park, but sometimes he equips them with armor and stuff and they go fight some monsters. Remus makes sure that neither of them get hurt tho
Patton:
He likes giving hugs and stuff but he isn’t actually that great at it
Patton is the one they hug
He’s like a big, alive, stuffed animal
He is also really damn good at comforting
Also he’s warm. Very warm
His other loves holding him when they’re cold
Back to the comforting, he wipes the tears away and does that lip touch thing where it’s almost a kiss but not really (Check Janus’ thing. It’s there somewhere)
Also, he makes his voice really soft and quiet
He always remembers what his other’s favorite things and comfort shows/items are and will always grab them and cuddle so that they feel better
Virgil:
Okay, so this man needs cuddles
Like NEEDS cuddles
Get’s cold real easy, so you are cuddling a lot
Very close, often. Like, hugs, hand holding, cuddles, sitting in each others laps, you know, lots of contact
Blanket fort? Blanket fort
^ Be very careful about this one. If he and his other are both in, he will topple it
For other people? Vee knows how to cook and you better trust that this man will frickn make them a feast
Also he’s very nervous that they’re gonna not like it, so he goes all out
If vee makes them food, you best be greatful, because it’s the best food they’ll have ever tasted before
I don’t have a lot for this one-
@ambersky0319
Lol, have you noticed I took the thing you would think that they would be like and just kinda said, “Nope” For most of them tho, not all
If you wanna add on, go ahead
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ambersky0319 · 4 years
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could you write something with toxic logicality (unsympathetic patton) and hurt/comfort? only if you want to, though. i love your art and writing btw!
I’m really really happy you like the stuff I make! Also, it’s very rare I turn down an unsympathetic patton prompt-
Warnings: Unsympathetic/Abusive Patton, Toxic relationships, Physical abuse, Attempted control over others relationships, Implied possibility of self-harm (a situation Logan thinks up), no happy ending, please please please lmk if I need to add anything else!
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Logan and Patton had been dating for over two years now. The other sides knew, hell, even Thomas knew! They thought it was adorable, how Patton would give Logan sweet pet names and how they were practically attached at the hip. Thought it was cute how in some way they were usually touching, whether it was leaning against one another, full-on cuddling, or simple handholds. Roman would let them go on dates in the Imagination, and the even Deceit and Remus had admitted they made a very good couple.
What infuriated Logan was the fact it was all a ruse.
He didn't like Patton, not anymore. Maybe at the beginning, he had, but soon after getting together, Logan saw how huge a mistake it was. The only reason he hadn't broken up with Patton was because Patton threatened to make Logan's life a living hell, worse than it was already.
Logan wasn't afraid of being beaten, exactly. Patton already physically abused him, shoving Logan too hard into his desk or slapping or punching the side in the face, and Logan needed to pretend he just tripped or startled Patton by accident. Fight or flight instincts was a common excuse.
Besides, sometimes when Patton became particularly angry he would beat Logan anyway. One time he'd even broken one of Logan's ribs.
No, Logan was afraid of what Patton would do to himself. Because if Patton hurt himself, the blame could be pinned on Logan for breaking his heart. And Logan was scared as to how Patton harming himself would effect Thomas. He didn't want to know the consequences, and so, he continued to take Patton's abuse.
One day, Patton had finally left Logan's room to go start on dinner. His cheek he could feel was swelling quickly after Patton had punched him particularly hard, and his shoulder ached where Patton had shoved him into a wall. Logan would probably remain in his room until the swelling subsided, since there would've been no reason for Patton to have punched him and no way Logan could have fallen hard enough on anything to cause that bruise.
He decided to just read a book, pass the time quicker and wait for Patton to either bring him food or say good night. Or, if Patton didn't visit Logan again at all, go get food himself once everyone was asleep in their own rooms.
Logan's mind couldn't focus on the words he was seeing, though. His thoughts wandered to why Patton had been so angry in the first place, and he drummed his fingers against the book instead.
Remus, Patton had stated. Logan had been hanging around Remus too much.
He really hadn't been, just offered to read and edit Remus's work for him after Remus complained no one wanted to do it. He needed the feedback, and Logan was the only one completely unbiased and the only other one who could stomach all the material. And the two spent about an hour, maybe two a day just sitting on the couch. Remus would give Logan his work and create new stories as Logan edited. Patton could even see them!
But according to Patton, Remus was a terrible influence. Patton believed Remus had other motives, getting close to Logan. Thought Remus might be trying to break he and Patton up (though if Remus did, Logan would not complain), disregarding the fact that Remus was interested in Deceit and Deceit alone.
When Logan tried to defend himself and Remus, Patton had exploded at him. He didn't believe Remus could have any good intentions, and that any friendship with Remus would've been toxic. Why would Virgil stop being friends with Remus if that weren't the case?
Logan hadn't mentioned how Virgil still went to see Remus and Deceit often.
Logan shook his head and sighed, leaning back against the wall and closing his eyes. He'd just have to suck it up for now, and reduce his time spent with Remus. Or meet with him in secret, after Patton's gone to bed. He wasn't sure.
Whatever he decided, Logan just hoped it wouldn't earn him another beating.
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intrulogical · 4 years
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Logan was no where in the preview of it. And in SVS he was benched the whole time. I feel like after being called cool and being appreciated in DWIT, this is going to be a heavy swing on Lo. My theory is he gets ignored yet again, and no one notices till the very end. Then we get a part two/behind the scene of logan breaking down because he was already forgotten, already seen as not cool enough to participate. Thats all sorry for rambling
hey don't be sorry, this is some grade A angst material here
tw: lack of self confidence
i do have a thought that logan literally won't appear this episode. only roman, patton, and virgil have been seen in thomas's videos and stories during the filming process and it implies something fishy is going on.
what's interesting to me is that logan was only called “cool” by thomas (edit. i originally said by logan) just because he solved the problem at hand. this, to me, is problematic because logan should understand his worth outside of providing help for thomas. imagine, he himself stated in DWIT that it's important to listen to Thomas as their sides. his self worth is dependent on how usable he is for thomas.
now, the new video implies thomas has fucked up doing something. if the wrong date theory was right, then it'd be quite obvious why logan would feel ashamed of himself in the new episode to the point he hides himself from thomas. but besides that theory, there are other factors contributing to logan's shame.
firstly, the situation implies thomas regrets picking the wedding over the callback. logan was in charge of making logical decisions for thomas, but he opted on staying silent during the entire svs trial (which is also angsty btw— it proves he lacks self-confidence unless thomas compliments him). this would make logan think that he had messed up yet again and should have intervened during the court trial. he should have argued better, and now, he's worthless, and he is the side that is supposed to decide on what's best for thomas, goddamnit! he fucked up. he fucked up bad
since virgil wasn't shown much during the behind the scenes filming vids thomas makes, i'm thinking he's the only in charge of making sure logan is okay, like how patton helped roman when thomas messed the first audition up. virgil probably arose to fill in what happened to logan, and then sink out again to take care of him. all this is speculation, but it's probable, and because thomas would be too angry and the other sides would be too guilty of what happened, they would brush of logan's absence easily, too focused on themselves rather than logan. every succeeding episode would then have them simply ignoring the fact that something probably went down with logan, even if logan's self-confidence would probably be deterioratig as the series go on. they'd ignore him, they'd have their usual debates, not knowing logan is hurting on the inside.
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ravenhilarious · 4 years
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oh btw it’s valentines day
janus and patton have already been on a date, and that went really well
remus and Logan just came home from theirs
now I'm about to send roman and virgil on one
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sander-side-stuff · 4 years
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Bruises
Paring: intrulogical
Waring: sleeping in a binder, trans related stuff, and Remus, please tell me if there is something else I should put here.
words: words 637 
Btw criticism is highly appreciated 
It's 3 am and Logan is still working at his desk, he glances at the clock and decides to try to sleep. 30 minutes later Logan is still wide awake, so he gets back up to patrol the Mindscape, he usually does this to tire himself out on nights like this. Logan first walks pass Patton, Roman, and Virgil's rooms, then into the living room, then into the dark sides living space.
Finally, he walks pass Remus door, it's open which is weird because he always shuts the door to go to sleep. Logan quietly enters the room and then walks over to the bed to see, if Remus is still awake or just was too tired to shut the door. Once at the bed, he sees a sleeping Remus, at first glance he looks peaceful, but Logan could see he was in discomfort. Logan then realizes why he looks like he is in discomfort, Remus is asleep in his binder. “You re so lucky, I decided to check on you” he whispers. He began to shake Remus gently, seconds later, Remus' eyes flutter open.
“Logan, what the fuck you wake me for” Remus grumbled tiredly, “Well your door was open, so I came in here to check on you and then I saw that you were sleeping with your binder on” Logan explain “aw shit, what time is it?” Remus asked, “last I check it was around 3 so probably like 4, I would suggest getting up now and taking it off” Logan suggested and in response, Remus groaned then ran his hand through his hair “ I probably can’t I’ve had it on for like... all day, like the whole 24 hours” Remus laughed nervously “I'll scold you later, but first go grab a big hoodie, I'll go get scissors, a cold washcloth, and something for the pain ”.
After Logan gets back with the stuff “ok I got everything do you want me to do this or is there someone you trust more to do this, I don't want you to be uncomfortable, I'm sure anyone of the other with gladly help if you wanted them too” Logan asks “I trust you the most, if anyone else does it and none of my ribs are broken yet, they'll brake one for me” Remus jokes “alright”. Logan says as he then starts cutting off the binder, once the binder was off Logan checked for broken ribs “you can put on the hoodie, lucky no broken ribs that I could see but it is extremely bruised, don't wear your binder until all bruising is gone, put the cold washcloth on the bruising to help the bruises heal faster, I got some ibuprofen you are lucky we have some.” Logan ranted and just Remus chuckled “thanks lo” “Now why in the world were you wearing your binder for so long,” Logan asked “well I put on yesterday morning and just accidentally fell asleep with it still on” Remus explained and Logan signs in response, “ you know you could have gotten more hurt then you already are, you need to be more careful,” logan said worriedly “aww does Lolo care about little old me” Remus teases and lays down “yes.” Logan said sounding dead serious. “Oh” is all Remus said while turning bright red and realizing what he just said Logan also started to blush. “Well, um.. if it makes you feel better I also care about you” Remus stammered out and Logan gives him soft smile “how about when you are all healed up we go do something just the two of us,” logan asks “its a date, now until then let's go to sleep it's way too late to still be up.” Remus said while pulling logan to lay down next to him, logan just hums in response “yeah that sounds nice”. The two of them quickly fell asleep in each other arms.
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asmolqueen · 4 years
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Mission Accomplished
@sanderssidescelebrations Pairing: Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders/Logic | Logan Sanders, Anxiety | Virgil Sanders/Morality | Patton Sanders, Dr. Emile Picani/Sleep | Remy Sanders, Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders/Deceit Sanders Prompt: Mistletoe Warnings: sympathetic Deceit and sympathetic Remus, Remy is drunk in the end and so is Remus Summary: Lola and Ramona are gay disasters. Peyton does her best to help them. Operation Logince is in the works. Also it's Christmas time. btw this is a genderbend story- Yes I’m aware this is very late. I’m also working on the others still- Read on AO3
“Peyton, help me.”
“How are you expecting me to help, if I have no idea what you’re talking about?”
“I think I’m in love with Lola?”
Peyton stared at her best friend in disbelief for a moment. “Excuse me, what?”
“Like, I’m so impressed by her? She’s like, seriously smart, and absolutely gorgeous by the way — I can’t make sense of how a person just naturally that pretty? — and like, her way of speaking so articulate? She’s just- I think she might be who I’ve been looking for all this time?”, the brunette girl sighed, almost sounding lovesick.
“Woah there, hold your horses, Ramona, don’t get your hopes too high, you remember what happened the last time you thought a girl was the one?”
“Yeah, kinda weird how Remedee and Delaney are already engaged-”
“Exactly!”
“Well, I don’t think Remedee would be Lola’s type or the other way around, and like I said, the’re engaged, Patty.”
The blonde rolled her eyes and adjusted her glasses. Usually she’d be ecstatic to help her friend in these kinda situation, but she’s been hurt twice in a row and this was a different kind of crush or being in love than Delaney or even Ramona's Ex-Girlfriend.
This was Lola.
Their best friend.
The only reason she had met Virginia.
This was completely different.
She needed proof that this wasn’t going to flop.
“Give me three days.”, Peyton suddenly said, looking back at the girl in front of her. “Then I’ll give you an estimate on if this will work and how long it will take. Sound good?”
Ramona jumped up and hugged the blonde with so much impact, that they almost fell off the coffee table that Peyton had been seated on. “Thank you so much!”
After she got back up, Ramona dusted herself off and smiled sweetly. “I’ll be off then, Rem asked me if I wanted to join her and Dee at Dinner tonight. She claimed that Dee set her up to ask me, but when I said that I was at your place, she looked like a lost puppy, so I had to say yes.”, she chuckled. “So, I’ll text you?”
“See you, Rori!”, Peyton called after her ash she watched her escape through the front door of the apartment. “Virge! I need to talk to you right now!”
Her purple haired roommate and girlfriend stepped out of the room, a black ball of fur on her arm and a grumpy look on her face. “Whaaaat? Pandora and I were trying to take a nap back there, you know?”
“Sorry, Stormcloud, I need you to dig around a bit for me, though.”, She explained got up from the table, heading toward the slightly shorter girl. “You’re adorable, you know? Oh and, Virge, I think you’re okay, too.”
Virginia just stared at her in disbelief. “Who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend? You must’ve finally met Remedee, was she here instead of Ramona and tinted your innocence?”
“Honestly, you’re terrible.”, she deadpanned before kissing the girl on the cheek. “Let’s go cuddle with Pandora and then I’ll explain what’s up?”
“Sounds fantastic.”
After a while of them just lazily petting the furball that Pandora was, Peyton began to speak.
“Ramona is all head over heels for Lola.”
Virginia froze for a moment before jerking her head to the side to look at the blonde. “You’re kidding, right?”
“Why would I be! This is terrible!”
“No, actually, this is fucking perfect!”
Peyton gasped, though it was rather fake, she knew she wasn’t going to be able to change her girlfriends habit of cursing in every situation. Nonetheless, she followed the sound with a rather squeaky “Language!”
“So, why is it perfect?”
“Remember the call that woke us up last night? Lola needed advice. She couldn’t sleep, which is old news, I know, but!”, she paused for dramatic effect. “This wasn’t casual insomnia, Lola and I both know what that feels like and that wasn’t it. Her mind was twisting and turning and no matter what happened, her thoughts drifted to our perfect little princess!”
Peyton squeaked, in excitement this time. “And I have the perfect plan!”, she exclaimed before pulling out her phone and texting her brunette friend.
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Open File Mission Name: Operation ‘Logince’ Status: Accepted Code Name: Agent P Agent’s Personal Info: Peyton Elizabeth ‘Ma’ Hart, 23 — In A Relationship Accomplice: No One Miss Prince Would Expect Estimated Success Rate: 78% Estimated Date Of Success: 1st Of January Close File
Permission To Let Miss Peyton E. Hart Take On The Mission And Let Her Do Whatever She Feels Necessary?
[YES.] [NO.] [I HAVE QUESTIONS.]
[I HAVE QUESTIONS.]
Agent P Can Not Answer Any Questions About The Mission. She Did Not Expect Miss Ramona Juliette Prince To Pick This Option, As It Is Unavailable As Of Now.
Do You Accept The Terms and Conditions And Swear To Trust Miss Hart?
[YES] [NO] [*insert curse-word* you.
Yes.]
[*insert curse-word* you.
Yes.]
Thank You For Responding. I Will Now Let You Talk To Miss Hart.
RAMONA I GOT A SOLUTION
I saw, you doofus. I need’a eat with Miss Remedee Kathrina Prince and her girlfriend, miss Delaney Guja for dinner, if you’d excuse me?
Gladly! Say Hi from me!
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A few weeks after that, the friend group met for their yearly Christmas party, which was more of a calm get together, if you ignored Remedee’s whole behavior, this year it was held at the shared place of Emilie and Ramona.
Peyton and Virginia thought this to be the perfect opportunity to carry out their plan. And they also had a woman on the inside.
Although Emelie wasn’t too keen on just playing with her friends feelings and getting into their relationship, she agreed when the girlfriends explained that both girls had deeply fallen for each other and that they had their reasons to ask for help.
The party was, like every year, set on the night of the 25th. It had been going rather calm, even Remedee was slightly reserved, which had scared Peyton and Ramona a slight bit, but she didn’t mention it, and they had all just exchanged gifts and everyone was being rather cutesy about it.
There were kisses and hugs everywhere, which had Peyton’s heart melting, she loved how they were all just a big family.
After Virginia had slightly hinted at the more-than-friends behavior René and Emelie had toward each other and that they had to find out what that was later, she reminded her girlfriend of their mission. They gave Emelie a small sign that they had talked about before and got to work.
The smallest of the bunch had excused herself to go to the bathroom, her girlfriend had distracted her best friend with some cute photos she had taken of Pandora. And maybe some couple pictures, but Virginia didn’t need to know that.
Emelie had gotten to her part, talking to Lola about the psychology behind dreams, it was a subject she knew the black haired couldn’t resist.
Perfect.
While the plan had been going as it was planned, Remedee and René had sneaked into the kitchen to pop the first bottle of champagne. That would be a problem that the bunch would have to deal with later.
Delaney had to leave earlier, her little sister, Amber, had called, it was something urgent, but she didn’t tell the others why, just that it would be fine and they should continue having fun.
“So basically, our little sunshine is… Actually a sunshine? Or are you just that good at photoshop?”, Ramona had asked, laughing.
Peyton had tried for quite a while to get Ramona in the right position, they needed all of it to be perfect, and had grown frustrated at this point.
How do you make a person move backwards?
As Emelie had noticed that, she gave her friend the tiniest of nods, trying to communicate to her, that she got it.
Because, in comparison to Ramona, Lola didn’t like to be too close to people, so if Emilie moved closer to the black haired, she would subconsciously walk backwards.
That did the job, both unbelievably oblivious girls were now standing back to back, with Peyton and Emilie smiling at each other, hoping the girls wouldn’t notice.
Virginia, who had never went to the bathroom in the first place, had been impatiently waiting on top of the staircase, a huge grin on her face.
“Yo! Teach, Princey!”, she yelled and held her arm out over them.
Peyton held back a squeal while Emilie quietly chuckled.
The mentioned girls were both looking up to see the small arrangement the purple haired was holding.
A mistletoe.
Lola was the first to look down from it and turned to her crush, staring for a bit.
After a while of mentally cursing every single Disney villain she could think of, and that were a lot, Ramona also decided to look away from the mistletoe. Lola was as red as her favorite dress, and the brunette suspected that she’d look the same. “Well, I- I know the rules but if you- I mean we don’t gotta, you know? Like, if you're not wanting to, that’s fine with me- I just-”
While Ramona was trying to form a sentence, Lola considered her chances.
It was a fifty/fifty in her book. Either she would be rejected, or not. She was gonna regret it anyway, but who cared. She would take advantage of that moment.
So Lola did a thing that no one expected, she grabbed the collar of her crushes shirt and pulled her close. “Zip it.”
And then her lips were on Ramona’s.
Virginia almost let the mistletoe fall on top of them in the attempt to keep her composure and took a few pictures short after, the angle possibly not the best, but she knew none of the technically unoccupied girls would be able to move apart from the grins that were getting wider by the second.
As Ramona stood there frozen, thanking whatever deity helped her, Lola grew more and more anxious over her decision. She was about to pull back when the brunette put her arms around her neck and kissed back.
Que a wolf whistle from the general direction of the kitchen.
“Get some, sis!”, was yelled, rather drunkenly.
Both immediately jumped back and Ramona turned to her sister. “Rem!”, she yelled, her voice cracking. “Why?”
“Well, you know?”, Remedee said, still sounding very drunk, getting closer to the bunch with René trailing behind, “Revenge.”
And the way she said it, so serious and sober, had almost scared Ramona, until her twin started laughing and almost falling over.
The brunette girl turned to her best friend. “Peyton?”
“Don’t at me! You granted me permission to do anything!”
“So you decided to make my roommate pull a Brutus on me? How considerate.”
“I asked. And if it weren’t for Virginia I wouldn’t have been able to do it!”
Lola just blinked for a while before clearing her throat. “Excuse me?”
“Riiiiight... So you weren’t in for any of it but I kinda broke my promise?”, Virginia started as she was supporting René and standing with the group.
The black haired raised an eyebrow. “Virginia?”
She sighed and decided to load the literal weight on her shoulders onto Emelie and also finally get rid of the metaphorical one of breaking a promise. “Ramona told Peyton she likes you the day after you so graciously woke me and my cat up because you couldn’t sleep because you’re too gay for this shit. So we talked and figured out we needed to get you two together and well,” the girl looked at her accomplices. “We didn’t think you’d be the one to initiate that. So I’m not sure about these two, but I’m still stunned.”
“So you planned that.”
“Yes.”
“And you all knew about it.”
“Pretty much?”
“And all of you kept shut in front of me?”
“Looks like it.”
Lola nodded. “I’m impressed. That’s literally the first thing ever that you were able to keep from me.”
Peyton’s face lit up. “You’re not mad?”
“Babe, we literally had her and her crush kissing, why would she be mad?”
“Good point.”
Ramona, who was kind of embarrassed at this point, just linked arms with Lola and let her away from the group, so they were sitting on the couch now, talking. Both of them still had the slightest tints of pink on their faces, but both had smiles on their faces.
“Mission accomplished!”, Peyton said, looking back to the others, wanting to hug both her teammates, until she saw how Emilie had to try to keep René away from trying to kiss her.
“You need help there, Em?”, Virginia had asked with a smirk.
“Nope, I’m fine! It’s fine! I’m good.”
And just like that, the team had another mission. Taking care of two drunk disasters who were absolutely horrible.
At least two of them woke up without headaches the next morning.
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Open File Mission Name: Operation ‘Logince’ Status: Accepted Agent: Peyton Elizabeth Hart Accomplices: Virginia Church, Emelie Picani End Of Mission: 25th of December Mission Accomplished Close File
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bilgisticallykosher · 4 years
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Selfishness vs. Selfishness Redux
Pre-episode thoughts. I don't think they're going to address the dark side Everybody-already-knew-that thing right away. I'm still thinking Deceit's gonna be Virgil, but I'm also not so certain that's going to wind up going down. Because there's a lot of other stuff to get into. We know from the first Asides that stuff between Virgil and Patton is growing, and simmering. It's coming, and while that's in the future, there's probably going to be more build-up here. Is it that Patton knew about Virgil's past? Is it something else entirely? This is going to be a two hour episode, geez. 
Also, I can't believe he's actually going to the wedding. Idk. All those people saying he got the date wrong, though? First of all, Logan is in charge of the schedule, he'd never let that happen, how dare? And also, I always double check dates and invitations for stuff. I really doubt Virgil wouldn't have looked at the invitation and checked the information again. Watch me be totally wrong now. 
I don't know who I think the cloaked figure is. Could be Deceit ("like a freaking Scooby Doo villain"), could be Thomas himself. Probably not Organization XIII, but I'm not completely eliminating the option, let me have this. 
Things I'd like, but am 99% certain won't happen; Deceit's name (which I'm both hoping and expecting to not start with D), a new side, Remus and Deceit interacting on camera, or really Remus at all. Except for that green score of BOOBS, I maintain that's Remus's contribution. 
ALRIGHT, LET'S GO, I'M NOT READY!!!!
First impression of the thumbnail. You vs. Yourself???? Oh my gosh. Ohhhh, I'm freaking out. Patton looks so apprehensive, and I don't know if that's on general, or because of Roman or in response to Roman, because Roman looks so annoyed at Patton! He's so angry oh my gosh. I mentioned I wasn't ready, right? Okay. Okay. So their sprites are different styles, which is cool. Patton's looks risk-based stroll around town type of RPG, Roman's looks fighting style. 
The options for the character select???? Oh my gosh, that's. Hi, Remus. Anyway, uh, I don't know what this means, but there's three character options on top and- DARK SIDES ARE SEPARATE FROM LIGHT SIDES! Oh gosh, I was thinking maybe it was something to do with specifically Logan. Ooh, Deceit's in his lawyer outfit, nice touch.  THERE'S AN EXTRA BLANK PLAYER OPTION. I don't know if that means he'll be revealed this episode, or just that he exists. I mean, we just had Deceit's logo, Remus's reveal and name reveal… here goes.
IT STARTS WITH THE VIDEO GAME??? THIS IS THE INTRO????? THE WEDDING??????!!!!!!! Oh hey word crush. Oh hey, it's the couple! Starting to think this is a dream or fantasy, btw. Also, Lee and Mary Lee sound like...Esteban and Valerie? Maybe? Idk. Omg, Life is pain. 
This is awkward, beautiful. Pfft, hence the marriage. Photographer is great, no idea who he or the emcee are. Ooh. Crushed. 
INTRO??? EXCUSE ME??? Oh was SvS originally on 3/31? Yeah, good, play a review like all of us haven't been obsessing over what happened last time. "APRIL 13" I'm just going thi pause forever now. Oh this is going to be the angry walk in that was previewed in the bloopers, I can tell. Oh no. OH NO! And it is at night and he seriously freaking actually went to the wedding????
Oh my gosh he's so angry. Ohhh, Patton rethinking his phrasing, nice. You should never→I'm surprised that you etc. Oh Roman! Oh, maybe we should… not review. Oh boy. 
Oh there's Patton's avatar. In then guitar hero thing. Oh, Thomas is associated with the color white, confirmed??? I like how they did the notes there. So much detail. The talk sprites are great, but the expressions on the dancing sprites are worth paying attention to. Okay, Patton's still very, um, defensive, I guess is the word? Thomas is angry and bereft and confused and full of doubt, and Roman's heavily on the confused side (ha) about him aligning with Deceit. This is why he stole his hat. Great animation work, everyone, that was fantastic, artists! 
"Why didn't I just talk to them before the wedding?" THOMAS. Also, because Deceit specifically prevented Logan from being too close to the courtroom scene by benching him and not asking him what his idea of a compromise was. "I brought that up," well, you did, but Deceit kinda made it seem like you were suggesting lying to them, so you got shut down. Sorry, Ro. Listen, I love Deceit, but the boy's a manipulator. 
We learn to predict the future!!! Roman, no. Woah, Patton's just being completely dismissive. I mean he's been through some hard times the last few episodes, minus LNTAO, but damn. Oh. Roman's very much defending Patton. This forebodes very badly. This is going to explode terribly. Oh no. 
Okay, so, the thing with the feral cats. Is Roman okay? Did someone do this to him? More importantly, did he do this to me? Also, on a serious note, I'm super shocked Deceit hasn't come in yet, because he (and Thomas, and arguably Patton) is obviously regretting going to the wedding. I mean, Virgil's not coming in right away because of the reveal at the end of DWIT, but- hey where's Logan?! Logan and Deceit should both totally be here! *gasp* Except in the one on one episodes (Heart vs. Mind, My Negative Thinking, Logince; the argument) it's always primarily been the two sides that are featured with the others either not there or off-screen or making small cameos. But Deceit was and is an important part of this decision past, present, and going forward! 
Oooh, I like the Lee and Mary Lee backstory. Hm. Patton does bring good points, but. I still agree with- oh, Thomas just solidly saying no made me snort. Okay, so speaking of the coin bleeping, why the video games? I know there's more to come with it, how do they come into play? Oh okay metaphor. 
That was clearly not the good ending, Roman. Bringing up Is Thomas A Good Person again. OOH xylophone, is he a-comin'? Oh he's directly blaming Patton. Wow, Roman. 
A BAGEL?! Oh, game sssssssstore. Really? Frogger, Pat? 16 graphics. Oh there's the hotdogs. OH and there's the cloaked guy! Smashing our theories. That does not seem like Sondheim. 
The puns, oh my gosh, brilliant. Getting to the meat of them here. Gosh these graphics are fantastic. 6AM dull. 
Oh. Hm. Technically, he does not have to give him the 'dog. The building tension is fascinating. 
HI, LOGAN! Patton looking real uncomfortable at "regret." I mean, they all know they regret it now, right? Roman making fun of behoove, that's so funny, I have no idea why. Seriously, whoever's doing the art, I'm dying at Logan's expressions. Woah good thing viewers have the pause button. I'm all for not buying X-mas decorations. I'm doing my part, goyim. 
I'm counting "it's not like Kingdom Hearts" in lieu of that having been Organization XIII. Oh boy, Patton. Right thing vs. Feeling good vs. Feeling good about doing the right thing. This is falling apart. Patton's noise. 
BOOBS omg Deceit is Bowser. I love that painting in the background! Scutes! Time went from limited to being lost to poorly spent to wasted! I'm standing by the purple being Virgil. Fyi, in Judaism, doing a good thing for the wrong reasons doesn't matter, because you're still doing the good thing, even if it's just for the reward. There's a thing about it with Avraham and a King.
Roman's getting close to breaking. Reptilian rapscallian guy. And who's to say he can't be doing it for the reward and to help people? 
"... an individual's happiness and the amount of selfless acts…" that should be number, not amount, Logan! Can't judge good deeds only by how good you feel when you do them. 
Okay, here we go. How do we know what's Right? Killing and stealing is illegal everywhere, yes, Thomas, what are you doing, Thomas???
Oh my gosh, not the trolley problem. They're referring to Deceit as Denial and Roman as Passion! Oh gosh, that looks like Joan, Talyn, Dot, Valerie, and Terrence, and Leo by himself, maybe? Oh geez, I jolted. Logan index carding for trolley problem. 
Unus Annus is right, the trolley problem is stupid. Oh my gosh, Logan's giant wall of text physically pushing Patton back, I spit all over my screen. Skip All. 
Roman's… blaming himself? Oh!!! Are we getting Roman's insecure arc???!!! This is a complex issue, and Patton's having a hard time backing down, and everyone's feeling bad.
Scared?! I hear music! NO. Why is he scared, oh my gosh?????? That's not a tired metaphor. Oh! I've heard of hypoxia! It was hypothesized (and disproven) to be the reason for a specific Bermuda Triangle incident. 
Good point, Logan. Regarding theory and in the moment instincts. Remus mention with intrusive thoughts! Shocked that Logan is arguing for leisure time. Logan's self satisfied smirk at the self-sacrifice. GLITCHY! Oh he's a frog. Lilypadton. 
Oh my gosh I'm getting so stressed. Yes, thank you, Logan for the scream. I… don't. The conscientious comment. No, it's not. This seems… Deceit-y. IT IS! SHARP SIDE OH MY GOSH! Oh, he didn't rise up, he popped out in the freaking dialogue box, NO, FRICK IT WAS RIGHT THERE! And the Nietzsche and the specific examples that he used!!! I'm so angry! I DIDN'T THINK HE'D TAKE LOGAN'S PLACE AGAIN! I MISSED THE SIGNS! 
Hey guys, look, it's Deceit. Bull… frog. Lord of the lies. Oh! 8-bit Deceit theme. Okay, the first thing Deceit said about him not doing it on purpose was nice, but yeah, those words striking him is accurate. Yeesh, harsh. 
Is Patton eating his own words? Oh, uh, is anyone going to acknowledge he hit Thomas? Is that telling of the situation instead of just being a funny background event? 
The crick in Thomas's neck is so funny. SNAKES ON THE PLANE!!! ...Hm. Happy that he brought that up. Oh my gosh, Deceit's spluttering, he's like so bad at things sometimes, I love it. 
Logan! No, don’t do that, everybody appreciates you! Double curse? Pffffft, Logan. Deceit…definitely smiling at Logan's logic. Deceit is interesting here. Oh wow, yikes. He's really fascinating here. Legitimately complimentary? Oh, no, kind of not, maybe. Roman looks distressed.
"...Trees?" Roman's super pumped up. Good for him! Ha, his imitation. Deceit looking confused? Patton looking all sorts of things, I really think that Deceit is being genuine here- NAME?! I'D THIS HAPPENING? Why is he stripping? His, no, what does his glove have to do with his name? 
………. Janice? Did he say Jenus or Janice. It sounded like Janice. Deceit. No. Oh, burn, Roman. Damn, he almost got me. His name is not Janice. No. It's not. Don't even. Deceit was being so straight(ha)forward for the past couple of minutes. Awww, Roman. Insecurity addressing time? Wait, why is Deceit nodding at the hero thing? His lip is trembling, his voice is cracking and oh no! Roman just sank out.
Don't call him Janice, that's not his name. Oh he's being genuine again. Patton's talking about himself. WAIT WHAT. He had a five second cameo, omg. 
Yeah, those are the easier questions. No, Deceit, bad Deceit. Man, his facial expressions in this episode. Fractionally fiendish fibber. Oh, I like the reasons for Deceit being a part of him! That's… cute? Oddly cute, maybe. So, freaking how far in the future is the Asides? 
Stop calling him Janice, that's not his name. Oh, Deceit and Thomas bonding. That snort, oh my gosh. Oh, serious Deceit again! That reaction to "you're right" is oddly similar to that fake laugh at the end of Embarrassing Phases. 
………. Virgil's not here yet. His reveal isn't being addressed. Accepting Deceit. That's why he's so pissed at Patton in Asides. The next episode proper they're going to reveal that Deceit's accepted, more or less, and Patton was a big part of that, hugely changing his mind, that's why he's so pissed at him!!!
April 30th? Oh is this Lee and Mary Lee? I was wrong on the voices. Door-yelling! Hm. I mean. It's nice that they're acknowledging him, but I really don't think that sways the situation one way or another. Cute more background, and Thomas being awkward. They. This could have been instead of the wedding. Kingdom Hearts again! 
Oh hi, Patton and Deceit. He seems annoyed at the situation. Patton and Deceit bonding. Hi again, Leslie. Wild. 
This video really didn't go at all how I thought it would. Roman was barely miffed at Patton. Oh man, this was intense. I. Oh man. I need to process a lot. But I think we're on the right path, here. Janice is not his name!
Okay, I went on tumblr and two seconds in, I saw Janus, which I looked up and that makes way more sense. Another, more condensed post to follow. And several thousand reblogs.
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winterknight1087 · 4 years
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Flower from the Fae (ch 30)
Chapter Title: Gay Disaster is Totally a Medical Condition
Summary: Virgil likes plants, but when he goes to investigate a plant his friend, Remy, tells him about, he doesn’t exactly check out the plant. Little does he know that the handsome man he meets there is a fairy who is about to challenge the world Virgil knows.
Word Count: 2004
Chapter Warnings: Sympathetic Deceit, Sympathetic Remus (mentioned), weapon (sword)
Chapter Pairings: LAMP
AO3 Link      My Writing
A/N: this is chapter 30, so read the first chapter here! 
[Anx’sWitch]: hey lo, you available to talk? [sent at 1355]
[FairySweetCookies]: Is this an urgent request? If not, I am finishing up some work, but will be available in about half an hour. [sent at 1358]
[Anx’sWitch]: no, not urgent. Whenever ur done [sent at 1359]
[Anx’s Witch]: btw, Dee and Remy will be here with me. I’m currently not allowed breaks in their terrible witch-training plan. [sent at 1401]
Logan grinned at the phone before setting it aside. The idea of seeing Virgil made finishing up the report he was working on quite hard. They hadn’t seen him since the end of Samhain and have only heard from him over text in the past week. Remy had updated them that Virgil knew the full truth and was now training his magic before Virgil had sent an apology and explanation for his disappearance. Yes, seeing the anxious man will be nice.
While he would never admit it aloud, Logan rushed through the report. Without a doubt, there would be some minute mistake that he would notice later and curse himself for, but honestly, that report did not matter as much as the person he wanted to see. He gave it to Joan– who sensed Logan’s distraction and decided to give the report a once-over for him– before sprinting to their set of rooms and changing into something more acceptable than lounging clothes. Patton was in there reading something and Logan somehow managed to miss noticing him until he turned from his wardrobe, clutching a nicer shirt and pants.
“Dear Newton! Patton…When did you… I…” Logan adjusted his glasses. “I apologize, Patton. I did not realize you were here, otherwise, I would have said hello.”
Patton giggled. “You looked intent, so I wasn’t going to interrupt. What’s up, teach? You look more relieved than angry, meaning it isn’t a Roman-mess.”
“Virgil asked if I was available to talk,” Logan answered, feeling a small smile twitching his lips.
Patton jumped up, accidentally dumping his forgotten book on the ground. “Ohh! Do you think he’d mind if I came?”
“Well, he said that the sandman and shifter were with him, so I do not believe it to be too serious. We can always ask once we see him or actually…”
He pulled out the phone and sent the question to the anxious man. The response of ‘of course pat can come, ro too if he isn’t grounded’ came fairly quickly. Logan relayed the answer to Patton who did a happy wiggle as he squealed excitedly.
Patton ran for his wardrobe and pulled out a cardigan, polo shirt, and some khakis. “If you’re getting dressed up, so will I! Do you think we should tell Roman?”
Logan considered it before sighing. “While I do not wish to disturb him, considering how long it took me to finally get him in a seat and working, I think it would be wrong not to at least inform him. We have all been very concerned over Virgil’s well-being, so it would be unfair to Roman if we didn’t inform him and bring him along.”
Once the two of them changed, they hurried off to Roman’s study where they could hear the prince singing along to musicals. Patton smiled as he opened the door to show Roman working at his desk, as he sang. They watched long enough to see him raise his pen to his mouth like a microphone, belting out his favorite line before putting the pen back to the paper. Logan managed to turn the music off before Roman noticed that he was no longer alone.
“Hey! I’m working, so you aren’t supposed to touch my music!”
“Lucky for you, something came up. Virgil wants to meet me and one thing led to another and he has no issue with Pat and you coming as well. Considering how worried all three of us have been about him, I’m willing to let my time getting you to work be wasted.” Logan answered.
Roman was instantly on his feet. “Let’s not keep our dark prince waiting any longer then!”
They arrived on the hill to find Virgil and Remy in a heated debate about something while a giant Burmese python curled around Virgil. Roman was already drawing his sword, screaming for Virgil to be careful. The two friends and snake seemed to be startled. The snake tightened itself around Virgil, who squeaked.
“Dee, release! Too tight.”
The snake shimmered and the human appeared, at least looking apologetic, despite being curled around his friend. “Sorry, Anx.”
“Uh huh, I’ll believe that as much as I believe you’re a cuddler.”
“Take that back!” Dee did scramble away, bright red.
“Bitch, you are! Just accept that we know this and move on!”
Virgil stood up and moved over to the red fairy, who was still holding his sword, confused. “You know, I’m fairly sure it goes against the code of chivalry to chop down an unsuspecting opponent. At least tell me to stretch my head out a bit more for you to chop off.”
“You… snake… danger? No… danger?” Roman was blinking wildly.
“No danger. Now put your giant knife away before you hurt someone.”
“VeeVee!” Patton screamed suddenly before throwing himself at the anxious man.
Lucky for Virgil, he had gotten used to Patton’s greetings so easily caught the fairy and hugged back, laughing. “Good to see you too, Pat.”
“We were so worried! Then Lo told us that Remy told him that you were missing and that only worried us more but you’re alright!”
“Yeah,” Virgil now looked a bit awkward as he shrugged. “I got blindsided a bit too much. I just needed fresh air and time to think away from everything. But I’m back and fine. Got everything worked through for the most part. Now I’m suffering from these two trying to teach me a lifetime of information in a month.”
Logan stepped forward and set a hand on the human’s shoulder. “Still, it’s good to see you are safe and sound, Virgil.”
“You are dating Patton, so I know you know how to hug.”
Logan’s face felt hot, but he smiled and pulled the anxious man into a hug. He stepped back and noticed Roman pouting, slightly. Virgil didn’t even turn around before reminding Roman that his sword was still out. Roman glanced at it and easily sheathed it. Once it was out of the way, Virgil moved over and pulled the pouting prince into a hug.
“So, what is it you wished to discuss, Virgil?” Logan asked once they had all sat down.
“Before Anx agrees to your little witch-deal, Emile, Remus, Remy, and I will look over the deal to make sure that our best friend is safe,” Dee stated. “If not, he is not joining some shady deal with you three.”
Logan blinked, processing what he said. “Wait, so you want to draft a deal, Virgil? Does this mean you want to…”
“Yes, I do, but as I am apparently a completely oblivious idiot, I agreed that my friends could look it over and tell me if it’s alright or not.”
“So, either you agree to let us take part in the creation of this deal or his answer is no.” Dee insisted.
“And, of course, we understand that princey over there will have to have his people look it over as well,” Remy answered. “It’ll probably take 5ever, but still.”
Logan glanced at his partners. “I have no issue with this. Do either of you?”
“Nope!”
“For our dark knight here, I’m willing to wait for however long that process takes.”
“Cool, so do you want to start discussing the basics now or later?” Remy asked.
“I can pop back to the castle and pick up the basic deal to start with and we can alter as needed.” Logan offered.
Remy nodded. “Sounds good. While we do this, Vee, you are to memories the next passage.”
Logan grinned as the anxious man flopped onto the ground, groaning. “Can’t I take a break?”
“No.”
“Ugh, fine. But I’m allowed to talk.”
“Ooooh, what are you studying, VeeVee?” Patton asked, squirming closer.
Virgil rubbed his eye. “Some cleansing spell.”
Logan glanced at Remy. “Already? You told me that he’s only been properly studying magic for roughly a week. He should still be on meditation and learning the uses of a witch’s tool bag.”
“Yeah, well, he has also managed to cast magic on his own already, so we had to give and start spell work, so he knows how to actually control his magic, over random bursts.”
Logan glanced over his partners and Virgil. “I think I will also grab some of the beginner magic training resources. I will return shortly.”
Virgil jumped as Logan vanished. Come on you idiot, get used to seeing this stuff!
“Virgil, take a deep breath,” Remy stated, gently.
The man did so before picking the book back up. “Anyways…”
“Are you alright?” Patton looked over him worriedly.
Virgil didn’t even consider lying. “I am emotionally exhausted, but I have decided to ride through this entire situation dealing with it so that when I am finally fully rested, I will be desensitized to it all. It’ll be fine.”
Patton immediately gave him a serious look, which unsettled the anxious man. “Virgil, emotional exhaustion is not something to dismiss so… lightly!”
“We aren’t, Patton.” Remy sighed. “We’ve kept an eye on him. Unfortunately, this is an unavoidable stress, so we’ve made sure he’s at least taking care of himself physically.”
“And there’s a psychologist keeping an eye on him as well,” Dee muttered.
Patton didn’t look happy about this. “Virgil, can I do at least a basic check-up on you?”
“What are you, some kind of doctor?” Dee sneered.
“Yes, I am. I am the head medic of the emergency care unit in our realm.” Patton’s voice held so much certainty and authority that Dee might as well have just been slapped by the fairy before Patton looked back at Virgil. “May I, Vee?”
Virgil meekly nodded as his brain once again started the gay panic alarm. He froze up but let the intent fairy do what he wanted. Remy could almost swear that they heard the alarm running through Virgil’s head. They rolled their eyes, glancing at Dee, who still looked a bit thrown. Why am I friends with these idiots?
Logan reappeared as Patton checked Virgil’s pulse, for the third time. Logan blinked at the scene before him, seeing Pat with two figures against the human’s neck and an eye on his watch. He looked around only to find Roman sharpening his sword while Dee and Remy were discussing some science project Emile and Remus were working on together.
“I don’t understand,” Patton finally muttered. “Why is your pulse so rapid?”
“Hey, wings, have you heard of a gay panic?” Dee called over. “Yeah, he is probably close to combusting if you keep touching him.”
Virgil went bright red and buried his face into the ground. Patton gave a soft ‘oh’ before nodding and sitting back. Roman and Remy lost it and were practically rolling around, laughing. Logan heard a mumble from Virgil, but he couldn’t make it out.
“Oh, LoLo! You’re back!” Patton announced, trying to save Vee some embarrassment. “What’s up? You look bamboozled!”
Logan awkwardly cleared his throat. “It was just odd not being the one forced to undergo one of your exams.”
“Well, if you nerds actually took care of yourselves, Patty-Cake wouldn’t have to go into medic mode!” Roman answered, grinning.
“Thank you for your observation, Roman.” Logan deadpanned, before turning to the sandman, who was slightly less intimidating than the shifter. “I have the stuff. Ready?”
“Sure, let’s get this over with,” Dee commented. “Oh, and Anx, don’t think you’re getting out of being made fun of for being such a gay disaster!”
Logan couldn’t help the grin as he heard a muffled “I hate you both.”
“Love you too, gay disaster,” Dee answered, grinning.
Next Chapter
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You Wanted It the WHOLE Time!
So I’ve seen a lot of theories floating around about Virgil and Deceit (+ making a mini one of my own) but something that I wanted to look back on was the video after watching the whole thing through.
Because at the end Deceit says two things,
“Like I said, “Everything has a purpose.”  And you’re denying yours.”
“STOP STALLING AND ADMIT IT! What AM I doing here right now Thomas? Am I the snake come to trick you into sinning? Or have you had your mind made up since the MOMENT you received the news about the callback?”
 And looking back over the video you can tell that Thomas (and Roman) had their minds made up from the very get go. Of course there’s the whole “Deceit needs to step up his game” and all that stuff but where this whole thing starts for me is when Deceit says the call should be higher than a social engagement.
And then the camera shows Roman 
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Who looks like he’s doubting himself and what seems to be “right” (well what morality says is right. I’ll get to the decision later on)
And then Deceit asks Thomas point blank, “Do you want the part in the movie or not?” 
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This gets a surprised look out of both Roman and Thomas 
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Because if there’s anything that we’ve seen with the series is that there’s quite a bit of beating around the bush when it comes to the problem at hand. And Thomas has never been in a situation where the question has been asked in his face.
Because of this he looks over at Roman, unsure of what to say. 
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To which Deceit asks again,
“Do you want the part or not?” 
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Because the question he’s asking is actually not that hard. It’s a yes or no question, simple as that.
Thomas still looks unsure but Roman immediately answers on Thomas’s behalf saying “of course he does.” Because Roman knows that Thomas does and Deceit knows it as well.
To which Patton seems surprised that Roman would say something like that because we all know how much Thomas cares for his friends and yea has put their needs above his own. (I mean that was like episode 4 of the series or something?) And he says that Thomas has already made a commitment and that Thomas wouldn’t even THINK about not going.
To which, Thomas gives Patton this look, 
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Which should be just confirmation to Deceit at this point of not wanting to go. Thomas wants SO BAD to believe that Patton is right and he wants to support his friends. But he knows that that’s NOT true. And Deceit knows that that’s not true.
Because after Patton makes a big speech about how wrong it would be to miss it Thomas’s “yea…” is about as confident as me taking a Spanish test. Because Deceit smirks right after that. 
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He knows he’s right from the get go. And it’s only a matter of getting the other sides (and Thomas) to realize this face on. (is that how that should be worded? Whatever, just roll with it) And then there’s the whole “I don’t know anything about words” yadda yadda.
And then Romans counter argument of things… “coming up” and if I were to be honest, I’m sure that Thomas’s friends would be totally understanding of a once in a lifetime opportunity that will most likely never happen again.
To which Virgil asks if he REALLY is siding with Deceit on the argument. And Roman asks is Virgil is so “closed minded” that he can’t reason with someone just because he doesn’t like them? And while I do have an entire thought on the matter, I think that Virgil is just trying to get Deceit to leave and the fact that Roman is agreeing with him is just agitating for Virgil.
Moving on, Thomas starts voicing his “I’d rather go to the callback” but it’s more of a question because he’s unsure of how the others will take it. And Patton is immediately freaking out because Thomas is thinking about it and he says that “he wouldn’t be here if Thomas actually meant what he is saying.”
Well… that is true to an extent but I think that we should keep in mind here that morality is here because of the conflicting dates and really nothing more than that. Because Thomas starts his “of course you’re right you’re my heart and I know this is wrong” spiel. But Deceit realizes that he is also here and that has to mean SOMETHING because if Thomas really HAD made up his mind than the video would have been over in 5 minutes with little to no conflict.
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And Deceit now realizes that he has to PROVE his point to the others so he sends them to the mind palace in a legal setting because… why not this is Thomas’s mind after all. 
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Thomas… kinda being slow on the uptake is confused as to what’s going on so Patton explains that “Deceit’s trying to prove that Thomas cares more about himself than others.” And once AGAIN Thomas looks unsure of himself. Wondering if he should be siding with Patton in all this. 
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Alright I’m gonna skip ahead a bit because there’s mostly tom foolery until this next part.
Patton says with the absolute confidence that Thomas is “Not Guilty” and Thomas is very hesitant about this. And Deceit says that Thomas has the confidence of someone who has been caught with their hand in the cookie jar, in a cookie factory, his pants on the ground, and they’re on fire. (btw can someone please draw that I’d LOVE to see it!)
And skipping again,
“I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off to me and sticks to you. That is all.”
Actually that has nothing to do with anything I just thought that was REALLY funny!
So Deceit’s first witness is Logan because it’s never a full SS video without him. And something I find interesting here is that Deceit thinks that Logan will be on his side no questions asked because he knows Logan’s feelings towards Thomas and his friends. And when Logan says that Thomas has more to lose missing the wedding Deceit is surprised. But after asking what Logan alone thinks, it’s the callback that’s more important.
Now after Patton’s rather… pathetic bribery to Logan Virgil tries to step in for Patton saying the court thing is rigged to which Deceit replies, “It takes a liar, to know a liar.” While looking from Virgil to Thomas. And Virgil just looks at Deceit with more confusion than anything else. Basically he’s calling the both of them liars but right now I’m focusing on the Thomas thing.
And you can see Virgil getting more irritated with Deceit not letting Patton go because I really think that Virgil didn’t think that Patton could pull this off from the get go. And as it’s seen that Patton CLEARLY isn’t going to win this, his anxiety goes up and hides in his hoodie.
Ok skipping again,
Deceit gets to Roman and we already know how Roman feels about this thing. And you can tell he’s trying his best to defend Patton, Thomas, Mary-lee, and Lee. Buuuuttt things aren’t really working out that way. And Deceit actually makes the good argument of “putting others wants over our own.” (Which again Thomas and Patton went over but I digress)
Ssssssssssssssuck up!
And now we have Patton questioning Deceit. The uhh “big guns” of this whole court room scenario if you will. And Thomas looks upon Patton with concern/worry,
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And I just think this is because Patton doesn’t have any questions that Deceit won’t have an acceptable answer for but all those answers will put Patton’s argument down the toilet. And then we get through the whole “Society is a lie” philosoohy lesson with Deceit. And the Max Stirner thing which ohhh….
Now Deceit starts questioning Thomas and is point blank calling him out again “you don’t want to go to the wedding at all do you?”
And Thomas starts grasping at straws trying to sound like a good friend but he’s lost this battle at this point. Which Deceit shoots back with “Roman wants me to win” which in it of itself could sound like Deceit grasping at straws but from Romans reaction and Deceit’s quote, “Like I said, “Everything has a purpose.”  And you’re denying yours.” He knows that this is what Roman wants for Thomas and he’s been battling Patton and Virgil this entire episode.
And then he gets to the end of his rope, “STOP STALLING AND ADMIT IT! What AM I doing here right now Thomas? Am I the snake come to trick you into sinning? Or have you had your mind made up since the MOMENT you received the news about the callback? You didn’t even forget about the wedding did you? It was all an act-’’
And here is where Thomas snaps, finally being called out on his true desires. “FINE I WANNA GO TO THE CALLBACK!”
And Patton is of course surprised by this outburst by Thomas. Not thinking that Thomas would be “selfish” and put his needs above his friends,
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And they all know that Thomas is guilty and Roman sentences him to the wedding which was the WRONG move. Thanks Roman. And his argument is “he wouldn’t dream of attaining his dreams through deceitful means” (I’m about to get into a tangent about this if I don’t stop myself so I’ll just move on.)
And Deceit believes that Thomas is still missing the point of what Deceit is trying to say. And he’s going about several different methods of trying to get the message across in a way that the others will understand. But he can never really get what he wants to say out because the others are like “get out”.
So with that, Deceit leaves Thomas with one final message. “I’ll always be a part of you.”
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(Btw, I want Deceit merch.) 
(WHOOO this was long! And painful! And wow! I definitely have more thoughts about this episode but those will have to be for a later post. Bu-bye!)
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Could You Meet Me Beyond the Grave?—Chapter 2
(previously known as Willow!Virgil)
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Summary: The chapter in which Dee goes overprotective big brother mode and becomes a slight romantic cock-block
Pairings: Eventual LAMP/CALM, Remile, QPR RED
Word Count: 1,740
Warnings: Cursing, Child abuse (it’s the first paragraph in italics, you can just skip over it if that makes you uncomfortable), Nightmare, Deceit bein a big brother and mom (and also a bit manipulative)
(anything else you need tagged, let me know)
btw I’m thinking of changing the name of this story to something better than just Willow!Virgil by the time I get out the next chapter so be prepared for that
I woke up in the middle of the night to a prickling feeling running down my arm. I sat up, feeling the Braille as it formed. Looks like Roman was up at, I checked my clock, three in the morning again. I pulled out my pen, reading what he had written. When Roman's writing something at absurd times in the morning, it's usually meant for me.
"That guy at the store...who was that?"
"Which guy?"
"The one that led you away from me. Who said you had to leave."
"Oh, that was Dee." There was a pause for a moment. I couldn't help but wonder if he had passed out, before I felt more Braille form.
"...He doesn't harm you in any way, does he?" I blinked.
"No, of course not! He's basically my big brother. What made you think that?"
"Sorry, it's just...he seems a bit controlling is all. I mean, you're a grown man, and yet he's forcing you away from us! I mean, what do you have to fear?" A lot of things. I closed my eyes and wrote back. "Dee's overprotective, sure. But he's overprotective for a good reason. Get some sleep, alright?"
"...Alright. I love you, Stormcloud."
"I love you, too."
The next morning Roman and I had wiped away our conversation, only for it to be immediately replaced with Patton's excited scribbles, detailing a date at the mall they would be having, as well as his usual add-on asking me if I could go. This time I hesitated with my usual "not yet". I sat on the couch with Emile and Dee as reruns of Avatar the Last Airbender played on the TV.
It wouldn't hurt if I just went to the mall to meet them this once, right? So long as they didn't find out I was a Willow. All I have to do is wear those sunglasses and my scarf, and they won't suspect a thing. Roman didn't ask about the sunglasses last time, and I could just make up an excuse for the scarf.
The problem was sneaking out of the tower without Dee knowing. Luckily enough, I knew someone who knew exactly how to do that.
"Hey, where's Remy?" I asked, looking in the direction of Emile. He hummed, thinking. "Last I saw him he was in bed dealing with the aftermath of that shot of red bull and coffee grounds." I snickered, remembering last night when we had all begged him to put it down, with him of course not listening and downing three shots of the stuff before throwing up, and doing it again. "Oh, that reminds me! I should probably head up and get him some more water."
"I'll do that." I stood up, grabbing a water bottle from our supply and heading upstairs. I opened the door to Emile and Remy's room, being greeted by a loud, obnoxious groan. "We told you last night that this would happen. Did you listen? No! No, you didn't! Pay the price, bitch."
"Oh, shut up, you sleep-deprived raccoon. It's not like you haven't done this before."
"That's not the point." I handed him the bottle of water, sitting at the edge of his bed. I hesitated for a moment. "I could use some help." I asked quietly.
I heard him sit up, leaning closer to me. "What do ya need, babe?"
"I...I want to see my soulmates." The silence in the air was painful. I counted the seconds it took for him to process that.
"Look, Virgey, Dee's been trying to protect you for, what? 31 years? I get being excited about meeting your soulmates but...you saw how Dee felt about it earlier. Just wait until they're Willows, too, okay? Besides, I don't wanna betray him like this. I love Dee-Dee, and—"
"Come on, Rem, please? Just this once? They're already older than me, and if they die when they're like forty without me talking to them in person before then that's just gonna be really weird to think about and I mean sure I'm technically 50 when they're in their mid-twenties, but I'm biologically 19 and I don't know how this works and—"
"Okay okay! Calm down, gurl. Take a breather! Yeah, age when dealing with basically-immortal beings dating mortals is weird to think about."
"Like seriously, how the hell did you and Emile manage to die at the perfect time to make the two of you biologically the same age as Dee?" Remy laughed. "Luck and perfection, Virgey. Luck and perfection." There was silence for a moment, before Remy sighs, his arm wrapping around my shoulders. "I'll help you meet them." He then dramatically collapsed on the bed. "Now if only I could get rid of this sickness I feel in my stomach!"
"Get over yourself, Willows can't get sick like that." Remy whined. "You're no fun!" He giggled, then sat back up. "Alrighty, now here's the plan."
"Where are you two going?" I held back a shudder at Dee's words, his suspicious tone. Remy smirked next to me. "Don't worry, babe, we were just heading out to hunt. I'm not feeling all too good still, so Virgey agreed to come with me."
"Only to make sure you don't knock yourself unconscious with your damn sleeping gas." I muttered just loud enough for Dee to hear, just as Remy had told me to. Remy pretended to act offended.
"Ah, very well then." Dee spoke. I couldn't read his emotions, something that put me a bit on-edge. "Be careful, okay you two?" Emile asked, running over. I heard the sounds of him and Remy kissing. "I will, don't worry, babe. I'll make sure Virgey's nice and safe." We walked out of the tower in silence.
"Holy crap we actually did it." I whispered once we were all the way out of the forest surrounding the tower. Remy laughed joyously. "What did I tell you?" I gulped. "This is the first time I've really gone against him." Remy paused, letting out a small breath in disbelief. "31 years. And you never tried to go all 'teenage rebellion' on him?"
"Fuck no! Have you seen him when he's upset?" Remy hummed.
"I always found him shrieking to be kind of hilarious."
"You're weird, man."
"No you."
I ran a hand across the Braille on my arms. I had told my soulmates that I'd be able to go if we had the date be at sunset. After the expected vampire jokes from Roman, they all excitedly agreed. Now I just hoped that I wouldn't have to go back on this.
We reached the mall and stepped inside. They had said they would be waiting on the first floor, near the escalators. After Remy asked a security guard for some directions, we began to head over. "I can feel you vibrating."
"I'm not vibrating." I say as I nervously adjust my scarf for the umpteenth time.
"Mhm. Sure you aren't."
The mall was a lot busier than I would have expected so late at night. It was possible there was some kind of event happening, but considering we never really went to the mall, I didn't know for sure. All I knew was that all the loud people and their different scents all melding together...it was quite overwhelming. I took a deep breath, calming myself down a bit. I had a feeling we were almost there.
Someone then grabbed me by the hand and pulled me to a halt. "What are you doing here?" I held back a yelp, Dee whispering harshly into my ear. Remy laughed nervously. "Dee! Em-Em! Hey..." Dee sighed, pulling me in the opposite direction. "Come on, we're going home."
"Dee! Let go!"
"Explain what exactly you are doing here."
"I...I just wanted to see my soulmates. Just once, I was gonna be extra careful." Dee groaned.
"Virgil, you are acting like an impatient child. Wait until they die and turn. Otherwise you could put all of us in danger. Is that understood?"
"Dee—"
"Is that. Understood?" I sighed. "Yeah. Got it."
I let Dee guide me out of the mall, feeling Remy and Emile next to me. Emile grabbed my hand and gave it a comforting squeeze. "I'm sorry, Virgey." We got back to the tower, Remy and Emile lying on the couch, Emile humming softly. Dee sighed and pulled me into a hug. "I'm sorry, Virgil. I'm just trying to look out for you. Please, just be patient, okay?" I nodded, allowing him to hold me for a few more moments, before he pulled away. "Let's watch some TV before heading to bed, how about that?"
"...Sounds good."
I heard the shatter of a plate downstairs, and felt the terror coursing through my veins. My heart was pounding as I curled up in the closet, covering my ears as tears streaked my cheeks. Screaming came from the kitchen, and another plate shattered. I felt my blood go cold as I heard the loud THUD THUD THUD of boots stomping up the stairs. I wiped away my tears frantically, holding my breath. I bit my finger, holding back a whimper as my bedroom door swung open. My father pillaged through my room, before he stopped.
The footsteps came over to the closet, the doors thrown open. I felt my shirt being grabbed at the front, and I was lifted off the ground.
I shot up in bed, gasping for breath. I clutched at my chest, a strange relief going through me when I didn't feel a heartbeat. I waited until I stopped shaking, before slowly standing up and heading out of my room in the tower. I ran a hand across the wall, feeling the next door down and opening it, slipping inside. I walked over to the bed and lied down, curling up next to Dee. I felt him stir, before he sighed and muttered, "Another nightmare?" I nodded into his chest.
He wrapped an arm around me, pulling me closer and running a soothing hand through my hair. "Stay as long as you need."
I fell asleep to the cold of his body and the silence of his heart.
Dee ran a hand through Virgil’s hair, contemplating Virgil’s sudden change in behavior. He met one of his soulmates, then ran off to try and meet the rest. Dee sighed, hugging Virgil closer. “If this happens again,” he thought, “I may need to take some...extra measures.”
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Sanders Sides Perfect Match!AU
Okay, so I’ve seen posts about an AU inspired by “Detroit Becomes Human” with Logan as an Android learning to have emotions. I don’t know anything about that media, but I do love one of the books in Pixelberry’s game Choices called “Perfect Match.”
I highly recommend this game to anyone who enjoys ‘choose your story’ games, but the basic idea of Perfect Match (for those who have no interest in playing it) is that a company called Eros tests androids by working under the ruse of a dating service, with perfect matches being tailored to the customers wishes.
So, if you will, imagine an anxious Virgil going to this company, hoping that they can find him someone. His cousin, Patton (who already has his match) is very encouraging, but his good friend Roman (who may or may not have feelings for Virgil) is skeptical.
Virgil meets his match, Logan, who is absolutely perfect. He knows how to counter Virgil’s anxious thoughts with logic, he is quiet and introspective like Virgil, and he has such a fascination with the world Virgil loves listening to Logan’s ramblings about anything.
Everything is great, until Logan begins acting strangely: Randomly fainting and forgetting things that he has just done. Roman’s skepticism leads him, Virgil, and Patton to investigate Eros, leading them to discover the truth. They discover that the androids are perfectly human with only minor malfunctions. The only way to tell: they don’t know how to feel about art. It is simply “indescribable.”
Logan has to come to terms with him not being fully human, the company is after the group because they know the truth, etc. I’ll talk about this more if anyone wants me to, but it’s pretty much the game. (Btw: if anyone has ideas for Sloane or Steve, I would love that.)
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ambersky0319 · 4 years
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Some random fluff things
I should really finish my homework and go to bed somewhat earlier than I usually do, I have a final plus an FRQ tomorrow one after the other
But I mean
Homework and sleep got nothing on fluff headcanon stuff for ships so here's a disorganized mess of fluff. It's also only for two ships so-
Roman x Emile x Logan (Rolomile)
Plus Patton, Damien(Deceit), and Virgil as their kiddos, and a side Rem^2!
Logan's originally a single dad to a boy named Patton, and Emile and Roman are already married with their two sons Damien and Virgil. They meet Logan when they were called in one day cause Virgil got into a fight at school defending his friend Andy, and once they were home and reassured Virgil they weren't mad Roman and Emile had a long and private discussion about this teacher cause he was so cute and calm and captured their hearts almost immediately
So they ask Virgil about him(Virgil's like, 11 at this point btw) and Vee ain't an idiot, he's the best crush finder out of all the sixth graders, and immediately calls them out and just tell his dads "if you both like him ask him out!"
And so they do, and it ends up going very well! The three go out for coffee, letting the boys stay at Logan's friend's house(Thomas's house). They run into Remus and his boyfriend Remy who somehow knew Logan and they all just sorta hang out
Logan's very confused about how these two married men that obviously love each other so much and are happy with where there family is find him interesting, and he's a bit unsure when it comes to entering a romantic relationship with them. More long talks ensue
Patton also encourages his Papa to date Roman and Emile, the five year old claiming "he'd love to have three papas!" and how excited he'd be if there was more love to go around. As well as excitement over seeing Virgil and Damien more often
Logan does eventually get romantically involved with them and lemme tell you, Roman and Emile used to pride themselves on not ever getting flustered
That pride was thrown out the damn window, Logan makes them flustered with his light laugh and the way he can go on and on about a subject and turn the most boring thing into the most interesting
Logan's also really cuddly and touchy, often playing with their hands or hair, hugging them from behind or placing kisses all over their faces
He nearly gave Emile a heart attack when Emile stumbled in on Logan singing Virgil, Dee, and Patton a lullaby
Roman had originally proposed to Emile. Emile proposes to Logan this time, making sure it's absolutely perfect for their nerd
They all take turns as to who sleeps in the middle each night
Logan reads to them until they fall asleep if they're having a rough day
Emile and Logan talk a lot about psychology and mental health. Damien was really excited to continue learning about that kinda thing, especially cause once he gets older his psychology and health teacher isn't all that great
Roman and Logan are both very competitive and have created the following games : who could fluster Em the most, which one could put the boys to sleep faster(Emile triumphed without even playing), who knew the most musicals or films in x genre, first to clean the most dishes, the best baker(Patton and Dee crushed them with this, and now neither Roman or Logan is allowed to ever cook unless Emile is supervising), and who will last longer for a no blushing game when Emile rambled adorably about whatever new thing he found super interesting
Oh yeah and Roman's a painter cause I said so and he'll often make paintings of his boyfriends. There's a lot of paintings of Logan and Emile out somewhere with a pretty backdrop.
Remus is a photographer in this and has definitely taken many photos of his brother and his husbands whenever asked cause it means he can bring Remy to a really nice date spot too
Dukexiety
Childhood best friends all the way
Remus is very protective over Virgil, and will fight anyone and anything that hurts Virgil
Virgil is very clingy in the mornings, not that Remus is complaining when Virgil's holding him tightly and refusing to let him out of bed
They write together, it was initially a thing Remus did by himself as a suggestion from Logan and then Virgil tried it to help relax and it worked. They've done multiple collaborative short stories, and they both write a Logicality fic together on a shared account on Tumblr
Remus often asks Virgil if he's doing alright whenever things start to get heated, constantly checking if what they were doing was fine and reminding Virgil it was okay to say no. Virgil really appreciates this
Sometimes they need to take breaks so they have a thing where they spend the day away from one another and do their own thing, they end up with some wild stories in the end
Remus is actually a really good cook, especially when it comes to Virgil's favorite things. He really loves making homemade pizza for them
Remus will hum Virgil to sleep
The others are very surprised when they find out they're dating
And nearly gave heart attacks once they find out that Virgil and Remus aren't actually dating, but are engaged
Virgil tells Remus he loves him every single day, any chance he gets. But he's always sure to say it before they go to sleep and just after waking up
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