Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.
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made a small army of usagi ringo (rabbit apple slices!)
I only applied a clear glaze to the "apple skin" part, so there's extra contrast between the matte body and glossy skin
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When I first saw the Hazbin Hotel pilot, I knew Alastor would rise to the ranks of Tumblr Sexyman.
And I knew that he was going to be shipped every which way possible, but-
I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO BE THE FANDOMS DESIGNATED DOMMY POPPY?
I took one look at those little dear ears and wasp waist and thought- Oh! They are going to ruin him.
BUT APPARENTLY NOT?? Because EVERY other male character introduced has somehow managed to be MORE BABY GIRL???
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For example:
VOX IS CONSTANTLY ARCHING IS BACK, LIKE HE'S BEGGING FOR IT.
He probably would too.
LUCIFER SEEMS TO BE BUILT FOR TOSSING AND TURNING LIKE A SMALL BEAN BAG??
(For all that's holy, he even won the Sluttiest Waist competition.)
I do not need to explain him.
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These are just the most common people Alastor is paired with, and they ALL managed to out girly-pop him.
Vivienne must be punished for her sins.
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