#I'm NOT saying they're gay!!!!

[fantastictrashpolice]

Does anybody else ever look at Fredbear and Spring Bonnie in fanart and think "why do the animatronics have to be possessed? ...why can't they just be funky lil guys?" or is it just my gaydar going off?

#fnaf #five nights at freddys #golden freddy #fredbear #spring bonnie #I'm NOT saying they're gay!!!! #I'm just saying that if they weren't possessed and were sentient on their own then they'd be gay #Imagine #They were made for each other #Literally #They power on for the first time and they already know who they are #But Bonnie introduces himself to Fredbear anyways #And Fredbear's heart skips a beat #Then they go on stage to perform and they're perfectly in-sync with each other #And Fredbear never wants to perform with anyone but Bonnie

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

#writeblr #this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol #by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations #and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me #& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what???? #like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it #''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother #and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!'' #yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious #anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it #it's seen as the only important thing #even if ur gay #and it's a nuanced thing idk #and while rn i i.d. as lesbian #like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like . #sexuality is fluid... #don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label #they're like GET in the BOX #if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me. #(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

#you know. the one with the pendulum #'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this' #'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!' #'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you' #like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine #it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences. #but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification #and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs #when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck. #you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck. #and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters! #and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that #anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately #it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel #which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about. #but we'll have to do our best with what we have #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace #talking #aspec #asexual #asexuality

[hajihiko]

Sonia and Komaeda getting along well enough to room together is so good honestly. Even if its mostly bc she takes no shit, Komaeda was still like the only person to stand up for her when Teruteru was trying to get frisky about her naiveté in the prologue/ch1.

I kind of suspect she was acting more unknowing than she really was then, to suit her role as a princess, but he had no way of knowing that then. Plus, if she was aware then, it might be easier for her to recognize the side of him that isn't all hope n murder? Since outside of the killing game he's pretty polite (if self effacing) and generally not down for creepy behavior.

If you've got any more thoughts on these two's interactions postgame, I'd love to hear.

I dont think it's perfect by any means (nothing on the ship is!) but its proooobably the best quick-solution scenario?

#God I dont even wanna tag this as art ugh #An art #FOR ORGANIZATION #Its true Nagito wouldnt try shit with Sonia or be creepy (also he gay) its just the things that he says #And Sonia is firm on her boundaries there but also patient about the rest. She's the expert diplomat after all #They're both Perfectly Civil after only a little bit and even get friendlier #(and Nagito is probably somewhat glad at least one person outwarly calls him a friend) (more of that to come ofc everyone ends up friendly) #Sonia: you're my friend! #Nagito: I'm sorry you feel pressured to say that. As expected of a princ- #Sonia: PARDON BUT DID I STUTTER. #Nagito: are you sure about rooming with me? It's rotten work. #Sonia: yeah it really fucking is actually. I'll do it though. #Ok I'm done sorry the doodles are unusually shitty it's not cooperating today #'It' what? Yeah

[beanghostprincess]

If somebody had told me Ling and Edward were so fucking gay in this show I would've watched fmab years ago

#THEY'RE SO GAY WHAT THW FUCK IS THIS #THEY HAVE SOMETHING VERY ROMANTIC GOING ON #ed saying ling is still inside when he fights against greed okay whatever bi boy #ughhsgshwhh they make me go insane stop stop #fmab #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #edward elric #ling yao #WHAT'S THE SHIPNAME I NEED IT #edling #?? i think so let's go with that one #i'm like on episode 29 btw no spoilers i will cry

[hazmatazz]

"new gay spider-man" like not all spider-men get a little bicurious when they put on the suit, stfu

#spider-man #spider man #gay spider-man #web-weaver #gay #lgbt+ #marvel #peter parker #miles morales #PLEASE i just want to know the face under the mask #surely they're not confident enough for it to be a peter parker or miles morales #but on a /srs note i'm sosososososo excited #gay ppl? as a POPULAR superhero??? #please i'm waiting for lgbt marvel characters to be common knowledge #i asked my uncle (mega marvel fan like myself) if he knew loki's gender and </3 #babble #didn't think i needed to say this but i'm begging you to not tag this as a ship between the nwh spiders

[idolomantises]

trying to complain less over here, im just so exhausted. I draw what i love and both straight people and gay people give me shit for it.

straight people think my work is pandering to them.

and gay people think my work is pandering to straight people.

i draw women with big boobs and curves because i like that! I also like to draw masculine and/or flat chested women! I draw this stuff because I like it! It hurts when straight men assert that I draw for them, but it hurts way more when fellow lesbians accuse me of only pandering to straight men because I draw what I love and what I'm attracted to.

my work is queer. I make queer art. my women are queer. they have queer relationships. just because it makes you uncomfortable or arouses you doesnt mean it stops being queer.

#txt #'your art is sexualized therefore its YOUR fault that you get homophobic comments' is such a deranged thing to say #the fact that both gay and straight people cant even see that i'm drawing what i love because they're obsessed #with framing any artist who draws a little bit of tiddy as 'clout chasing' is annoying.

[lady-of-the-silver-lakeatron]

Bridgerton Season 3 Incorrect Headlines Part I

#bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton #penelope featherington #francesca bridgerton #nicola coughlan #claudia jessie #cressida cowper #john sterling #reductress #the onion #hannah dodd #I know they're not gay but their friendship gives a vibe like others are saying #I'm to clarify it's because he doesn't read whistledown #these are all jokes do not come for me #bridgerton s3 #bridgerton season three #bridgertonedit

[lunarharp]

pretty & cute witch men

#witch hat tag #orufrey #i'm not drawing as much or as well as i'd like to be doing. i'm trying to get through a comic i've been really wanting to do #but i'm just finding it so hard. disheartening. btw the 2nd one relates to some official art of qif wearing a dress like the girls #and the 4th one relates to how i've been drawing EXTREMELY SMALL for years. idk how to explain it but i always clicked 'fit to screen' #and so all my art EVER has looked bad when you zoom in bc it's already like size 1 zoomed in to the MAX pfhgguguhfpfhGHAHHHHH #i was so confused allll this time why brushes always look different for me than what they're supposed to #'wow this brush is so jaggedy..really rather jaggedy...calling it the Jagged Cai Special..bringing it out for those jaggedy moments.. #really quite jaggedy i must say...' and it's literally not jaggedy #but now i have to get used to how all those brushes that i'd gotten used to indeed look how they're supposed to finally. Alarming #I have simply been working out absolutely everything by myself for years and that's why my technical progress is slow #ppl say my progress is fast and i certainly have improved much since i began doing all this but #like..it took me a year and half to start using a program where i could Colour In The Lines aka the..whatever it's called. whatever.. #just on my lonely confused solemn journey to express gay love better than yesterday.. -_- *picks up my pack n continues through the snow* #btw thank you sm for people's kind words enjoying my narumitsu art & fic over the christmas & new year period <3

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

"Nine is homophobic" this and "Classic is homophobic" that

WRONG

They're literally both gay

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic generations #sonic x shadow generations #miles nine prower #nine sonic prime #nine the fox #classic sonic #No no actually I'm gonna say it. Nine isn’t a 'Sonadow hater' cause he's homophobic. it's cause he's jealous and gay #With classic though. The 'Classic just found out he's bisexual' memes are funny but to me (rather than being grossed out like in the 'live #classic reaction' memes) Classic has either already been acting gay/bisexual and is mostly there like 'Oh ho I understand why older me like #him. I need to fight him. fist to face' #or he had no idea he was gay/bi until now (even though he's been acting that way all along) #Anyways I'm just not here for the classic and Nine slander. Classic may be a jerk but he's not homophobic. Nine may have become the #antagonist‚ but he's just jealous because he also wants Sonic #sonadow #sonine #i just be ramblin #edit: If you think these things aren't mutually exclusive or you disagree then that's fine. it's just that I personally dislike the 'if this #character doesn't like sonadow then they're homophobic' joke #–signed‚ a sonadow shipper and multishipper

[hurglewurm]

general warning to everyone that i'm making concept art of my gay rat ocs because. i do what i want

#prepare for furry content #not rn i'm slow but. soon #hurgle says things #they're not rats on 4 legs they're anthropomorphized. they are furries #they wear clothes and they have jobs #and i'm trying to figure out how to make two characters with snouts like. #kiss on the mouth. perhaps with tongue. #i am 25 years old doing a grad degree i don't care anymore. gay furry art

[pcstan]

Marsh family face headcanons and inhereted traits <3

#The much awaited part 2 to the mccormicks face headcanons!!! #my art #fan art #south park #art #fanart #shelly marsh #sp shelly #stan marsh #sp stan #randy marsh #sp randy #sharon marsh #sp sharon #Albanian family check!!!!!! #Idk they're albanian in my heart randy looks like any albanian man you #Also I'm being SO brave by saying Shelly is the one that looks like randy and not Stan #Stan is so Sharon looking he's like if Sharon was a little gay boy #People who say Stan wouldn't smoke weed cuz of randy make me think Stan stans want Stan to be Shelly so bad #Also God those terrifying blue eyes I cant imagine Tolkien having to wake up next to those limpid blue orbes starring straight into his soul #marsh family #Also he chipped his tooth falling from a skateboard #It wasn't his skateboard he just wanted to look cool and he fell on his face immediately #Shelly wanted a nose job as a kid cuz her nose looked so much like Randy's but she grew to love it #Shes like if randy was a smiths fan and a girl

[naturecalls111]

on liking girls

#comic #vent art #other fandoms #the fandom is my personal life LMAO #I had posted this on twitter and deleted it because it was vent art from back in like. Ohhh I forget. Must have been january #Like I had just had my birthday and I don't know what it was but something made me realise like #oh. I haven't come out to my parents #like it's Been a minute I probably should right #and my parents are like. the best in the world I say that with my whole chest #my sexuality is not something they would ever care about let alone judge me for #like they have so many gay friends OBJECTIVELY I KNOW THIS IS A NON ISSUE LOL #but I don't know. something about it DOES feel dangerous and I can barely come to terms with it #I hate the idea of making it a "thing'. does that make sense #i don't want it to be a “thing” #I don't want them to tell me they'll love me no matter what and that this doesn't change anything #I don't want to have to subject them to feel like I'm “opening up” and then Have to respond like that #I wish it felt like as natural of an integration as someone is being straight you know #i wish it was: i come home with the prettiest girl in the world (she is the prettiest because she is my girlfriend) and they're just like #“hi! so nice to meet you! lets sit for tea!” #and thats it no questions asked. my mom or dad wouldn't ask “why didnt you tell us?” does that make sense #This is why none of my highschool friends know either #i'll tell them if they ask but I don't want to make a performance of Telling Them #I don't. Owe them that #I don't owe anyone a heads up. I don't want to. I don't want to make it A Thing #It's a Me thing. I don't get why it has to be turned into a You thing. #also hi if you havent seen my face i look like That LOL

[valyrfia]

thinking about driftmark aka season 1 episode 7 of house of the dragon again and how rhaenyra and alicent's knife scene fulfils all the requirements (blood, fire, witnesses) for the valyrian wedding ceremony we see later in the episode

#what i'm TRYING to say is that they accidentally got valyrian married which has to be top 10 funniest things to happen this is a comedy show #and they're gay #rhaenicent #my asoiaf hyperfixation is a sleeper agent i saw ONE tiktok edit of rhaenyra and alicent to war of hearts and now i'm shaking unwell again #house of the dragon #game of thrones

[mikhardwheat]

"He is so me!!" and it's a character that can be used to blackmail me in the future.

#kin list #fandom #theo raeken #liam dunbar #eddie brock #starting off strong #hannibal lecter #edward nygma #castiel #bruce wayne #my cousin said that's a red flag but they don't know what they're talking about #richie tozier #mike wheeler #eddie munson #I'm gay and autistic what can I say #sherlock holmes #jeff winger #perry the platypus #mac mcdonald #nandor the relentless #puss in boots #kim dokja #atsumu miya #sung hyunjae

[beanghostprincess]

i've seen people say that "zoro would kill a crew member if luffy asked him to" and it's so fucking out of character it almost makes me scream and throw up. thank you very much. now shut the fuck up.

#did you not fucking watch water 7 my guys #or like any other arc tbh #zoro might be loyal and devoted to his captain but he's not a fucking idiot #if luffy says something stupid or irrational he's gonna say it loud and clear and stop him #because that's literally his work as first mate #i'm so sick of people reducing zoro's character to either being gay for luffy or being an edgy swordsman #he has a personality y'know #also people be saying this as if his loyalty towards luffy made him unable to love the rest of the crew #they're his family you fucking idiots he would never hurt them i am VIOLENT #stop the zoro mischaracterization PLEASE #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #zolu #one piece