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solaireverie · 8 months

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dr3 + mv33 | call it what you want

pairing: daniel ricciardo x max verstappen x f!reader

summary: [ social media au ] the internet will believe anything but the truth about you and your boyfriends

warnings: language, there's a few jokes about dan and y/n "adopting" max

faceclaim: gemma chan

author’s note: RAH RAH POLYSHIPPING LET'S GO PARTY PEOPLE. this au is so close to my heart. enjoy!

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yourusername the kenergy is strong 🏖

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user we can always count on y/n to confirm that the boys are still alive during break 😌

↪ yourusername at your service 🫡

landonorris max's shirt lol

↪ yourusername daniel convinced him that it's fashionable 🙄

↪ danielricciardo was i wrong?

↪ yourusername keep telling yourself that 😐

↪ maxverstappen1 you didn't like it?

↪ yourusername NO babe that's not what i meant. you looked great ❤️ just maybe think twice before listening to daniel's fashion advice in the future

↪ danielricciardo EXCUSE YOU 😒

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daniel3.jpg respect the cuddle schedule, y/n ☹️

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yourusername screw the cuddle schedule i got here first

↪ yourusername it's max's fault for taking too long in the shower anyways

↪ maxverstappen1 lies. slander. my lawyers will be in contact

user what's the story behind the caption and the comments 👀

↪ maxverstappen1 y/n was being mean

↪ yourusername max was being a sore loser

↪ user i'm still confused 🧐

user why do they need a cuddle schedule in the first place???

↪ yourusername because max and daniel like to hog each other 😺

↪ user y/n having to fight for her bf's attention with his best friend 😮‍💨 i could never

user jimmy and sassy at the last picture: are we a joke to you 🤨

↪ yourusername nOOoOoOoo i love my adopted cat children very much i promise 😭

yourusername has added to their story

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formulafashion max verstappen attends close friend y/n l/n's birthday party in a bespoke suit, which is a rare move for the typically casually dressed driver.

when asked about his outfit choice, max said that it was "a favor" and that "they're lucky i love them" 😳 could love be in the cards for red bull's superstar?

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user *they're* lucky i love *them* 👀

user when did max get have the time to date? he's always with daniel and y/n 😂

↪ user maybe it's one of their mutual friends? 🤷

user whoever it is i hope that y/n and daniel approve 🥹

↪ user who are we kidding, they've probably given max's partner the shovel talk already lol

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yourusername they are the best thing that's ever been mine 🤍

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user THE TWIST 😱😱😱

danielricciardo the triangle is the strongest shape 😌

↪ maxverstappen1 you are so cringe

↪ yourusername don't listen to him he's wearing your hoodie and blushing rn 🥹

user who saw this coming be honest

↪ landonorris me 🙋 btw @.danielricciardo you still owe me five gallons of milk for sneaking max and y/n into your driver's room

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cressthebest · 19 days

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Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 7

chapter 12:

1. LILY EVANS MENTION!!!!!

2. god i’m so worried about what’s gonna happen to wolfstar when the games are over. they deserve a lifetime together

3. the snake, jesus christ. i’d flip off the game makers too

4. crimson rivers and just lovers peter >>>>>>>

5. god, peter is so sensible and reasonable and i love him so much

6. 😧 the avery spider. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

7. james, darling, love, stop telling all the people you like the location of the cave. you cannot save everyone. their death will be inevitable. you’re going to hurt your soul like this

8. “Frankly, Regulus looks like he's been through Hell. He's absolutely gorgeous.” jesus christ. and with a knife pressed to his throat. he is NOT toning down his horny rn

9. “"You're hesitating, love."” FUCK YEAH THE FAMOUS LINE

10. 😧😳😳 not the bondage joke james makes at reg. holy shit- no chill

11. james had a knife to his throat twice in this chapter. he is living the high life

chapter 13:

1. “James has always been that infuriating mixture of wonderful and stupid, for as long as Regulus can remember.” yes, that is how i’d describe him

2. 😐 my dear james, what the fuck. why are you nervously beatboxing

3. oh god, they’re gonna have to kill the deer to eat. james is NOT gonna like this

4. regulus does NOT give a fuck about the deer. he only doesn’t kill them cause he’s softhearted for james

5. “He tilts his head up to the sky, like he's looking directly at Sirius with an expression that clearly states: are you seeing this shit?” LMAO

6. (james describing his feelings for sirius) “Well, for one thing, what we have is special and goes beyond the bounds of romance, reaching unfathomable lengths that no one can understand but us, so jot that down,"” LMAO but also yes. absolutely right

7. 😧😧 jaw open. shocked. sobbing. reg agrees that in a different lifetime, him and james would probably be dating

8. 😭😭😭 james getting excited about if in a different life he married reg because that would make him sirius’ brother in law

9. “"Your ability to find things to be happy about, even in the middle of literal life or death fucking astounds me."” so true. but also. like. i understand james. me and james have got this connection. i understand him.

10. 😏 they’re gonna share a blankie

11. HANDCUFFS?????

12. "”Mum, Dad, look away, I'm having impure thoughts," James announces, gasping theatrically as he presses the back of his hand to his forehead. "Oh, the shame."” LMAO HES SO FUNNY

13. god, i miss james’ glasses too, reg

14. i’ve always wondered if the capital/hallow would show if tributes had sex in the arena. like, would they show it? like morally, they let people kill one another, so would they have anything morally against showing two people having sex in the arena??

15. god, they’re gonna be so mentally fucked up when they leave this arena

16. “Dorcas vividly remembers being very sure that the 'McKinnon girl' was about to die, only to be stunned when that 'McKinnon girl' shoved someone twice her size right into the fire and warmed herself up while they burned.” 😧 no wonder the past haunts marlene so bad. jesus fucking christ

17. god i love dorcas. she has no excuses for the other hallows. she’s like, i grew up and realized it was wrong. that’s all it took. the rest of them should have grown up as well

18. 😳😳 dorcas says she likes it rough

19. 😳 oh shit wait i think they’re actually gonna fuck

20. DORLENE <333333333333333

21. oh damn. the secret codes and sharing of messages to relay info. like gid and fab’s death

22. god, not dorcas lying about gid and fab’s death. i understand 100% but jesus. it sucks

#lily mention!!!!!#you’re hesitating love #marauders #fanfic #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #sirius black #dorcas x marlene #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #peter pettigrew #crimson rivers

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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Oikawa YN:

Manager of Team Japan

Team Japan featuring Oikawa x Oikawa YN (fem! Reader)

Warnings: Swearing, Oikawa and Atsumu in the same fic again

A/N: This is a request from @korrynn-nadine!

I see not one way this could go bad 😅

Even writing that I'm laughing, failing to convince myself that managing Team Japan AND being an Oikawa is a good idea

But at least you're a well liked Oikawa

You are so pretty YN 🥺

Seriously Iwaizumi is like 100% sure you were adopted because there was just no way NO WAY

When you first learned of the position as Team Japan's Manager, you honestly thought it would be a great gig

You knew alot about volleyball and you knew several of the players

Including our residential hotty Iwaizumi Hajime, 27, Athletic Trainer 🥵

Who you probably, more than likely definitely had a crush on 😏

Anyways, you didn't tell anyone you applied for the job

Because like if you didn't get it, there honestly wasn't any hurt feelings

But since Kuroo Tetsuro was put in charge of hiring the manager (let's just pretend he was ok don't come for me), he saw your name and thought

"What fun" -Kuroo 😈

You see Oikawa had quite the reputation in Japan and around the world

Not necessarily a GOOD reputation but he definitely did have one

Kuroo knew Ushijima, Kageyama and subsequently Iwaizumi were looking forward to crushing Argentina and therefore our bby boy Oikawa

So how fun would it be to have Oikawa's baby sister as manager 😃

God he's a brilliant man everyone, round of applause 👏🏻

Needless to say, you were so excited you got the job that you told Makki and Mattsun

You were going out to dinner with them when you broke the news

"Guess whose the new manager for Team Japan??" You said, beaming

Makki and Mattsin rn 👉🏻🤨🤨 who?

"Me, it's me"- you 😐

"Team Japan's what YN?"- Makki said

You just rolled your eyes because honestly boys 🙄

"Volleyball silly"- you

"Women's right" Mattsun said 😳

"Nope! Mens!"- You say as Makki spits his drink across the table and nearly chokes

"Oh my god YN you have to record Toru's reaction when you tell him!"- Mattsun said laughing so hard he almost fell on the floor

You rn 👉🏻😐

"Where'd the hidden camera's YN because this has to be a joke"- Makki, literally dying

Even telling your bestie Kyotani didn't go like you expected

"The men's OLYMPIC Volleyball team YN?"- Kentaro asks you

You RN 👉🏻 seriously why does everyone keep asking that 😐

Nevertheless, we have a job to do YN and there is only one person who can do it

That's right, you, Oikawa YN

You walked into the gym on your very first day so excited

Bby please I'm so excited FOR you 🥰

The guys all knew they were getting a manager and they were SO EXCITED

Bokuto, Hinata and Atsumu... mainly those three 🙄

so you walk into the gym and all eyes go to you

Kuroo is standing there too because why the fuck not 😅

Iwaizumi rn 👉🏻🤨 YN what are you doing here?

Kageyama and Ushijima 👉🏻 😐😐

Bokuto and Hinata 👉🏻🤪 🤸‍♂️

"Hi Haji!" You say waving "oh hi Tetsuro! I didn't know you'd be here today"

Iwaizumi is now looking between you and Kuroo like 😐😑

"Kuroo...."- Iwa getting a volleyball ready to throw

"Yes Iwaizumi"- Kuroo 😇

"Why the FUCK is YN here?"- Iwa 😠

Luckily for Kuroo, you save him from answering

"I'm the new manager Haji!! Isn't that great?!" You say so freaking excitedly

Please you are so happy and jumping with joy YN

The boys rn 👉🏻 😐😳 Iwaizumi istg if you don't say it's great...

"You do know who this is right?"- Iwa

"I'm YN silly"- you completely oblivious

"Yeah silly, she YN and she's hot"- Atsumu 😍

"Shes also an Oikawa"- Kageyama 😑

"You don't like me Tobio?"- You rn 🥺

"KAGEYAMA ISTG IF YOU MAKE HER CRY"- literally all of Team Japan rn

They all instantly love you 🥰

"YN, don't you think your brother is going to have a problem with you being our manager?"- Iwaizumi says

"I mean, who cares. Since when have I ever listened to Toru"- you

Straight fax not printer 💯

Iwaizumi 👉🏻🤔 you right

Thus begins the journey of our precious YN-chan

The boys instantly love you

Literally Hinata and Bokuto FEED off your praise

Everytime you compliment them, they legit get so cocky it's unreal

"Did you hear what YN said crappy-yama?"- Hinata 🤪

"You're receiving is still sloppy. Have you learned nothing"- Kageyama

Que the fighting 🙄

Mentally they are still in high-school and you can't convince me otherwise

Good think YN is great at talking people down

Seriously it's like a skill your proficient at especially having Toru as a brother

The sheer number of times you kept Iwa from killing him YN ☺️

Toru owes you his life honestly

Even Kageyama and Ushijima start to warm up to you

"Tobio that dump was SO COOL! Literally I had no idea it was even coming"- you 🤩

Kageyama 👉🏻😐😳😊 ah well-

"Wakatoshi oh my god I felt that spike shake the whole gym! I can't believe how strong you are!"- You 😍

Ushijima 👉🏻😐😊

Please Ushijima gives you headpats

You've officially been accepted YN 🥺

Now your relationship with Atsumu is basically the exact same as your relationship with Toru

Literally it's like being back at Seijoh again 🙄

"YN did you see that set??"- Atsumu

"Yes Sumi, perfect as always"- you 😐

"It was a tiny bit low but thankfully I'm so proficient you probably didn't even notice"- Atsumu 💅🏼

Please everyone knows Iwaizumi throws just as many balls at Atsumu as he did Oikawa

And YN is there with her concussion protocol sheet handy

And to remind Iwaizumi that Team Japan needs Atsumu to beat the other Oikawa

Honestly Team Japan is like a dream and you adore your boys

So why haven't you told Toru that you manage the team yet YN 🤔

Sounds like you might be putting it off 🙃

Not sure why you'd ever do that but you do

"Haji, please don't tell Toru I manage Team Japan yet ok?"- You begging your husband boyfriend bestie

Iwaizumi rn 👉🏻🤨 why....

"I don't want drama Hajime and wr all know Toru will drop everything to come here if I tell him"- You

Iwaizumi crosses his big strong arms across his buff ass chest

You rn 👉🏻😳🥵

"So you just plan to tell him at the Olympics YN?"- Iwaizumi

"Well I may or may not plan to tell him depending on the situation"- you 😬

Iwaizumi just shakes his head and laughs

He tells Mattsun and Makki (also Kindaichi and Kunimi) to get the cameras ready 🤣

So we finally make it 🙌🏻

The Summer Olympics 🏐🏅

You are excited and nervous

You managed to keep your secret for so long and now it's finally going to have to come out

You have carefully planned this moment YN

Down the the last detail 👏🏻

You are going to walk up to Toru in your team Japan jacket and just tell him

He definitely won't cause a scene at such a huge event like the Olympics right?

Totally right 🙃

You jump up and down, preparing yourself a little for the confrontation

"Toru, I'm team Japan's Manager and there is nothing you can do about it"- you say to yourself

"You got this YN!"- You, mentally

It's a good thing you don't have a needy team YN because that would make this lile 1000 times worse

Oh wait....

"YN HELP"- Hinata screams as you turn to see him

"Shoyo what's wrong-" "WE LOST BOKUTO" -Hinata screams

😐😐😐

Ok nothing to worry about...

When all of a sudden, I hear this agitating grading voice

"YN- what the hell..." your eyes widen as you turn to see your brother standing in his Argentinian jersey

when he looks at me 😐 and I look at him 👀 and he looks at me 😑 AND I LOOK AT HIM 😗🎶

"Uhhhh-" you 😰

"YN BOKUTO IS MISSING"- Atsumu screams from behind you

"YN"- Toru 😑

"YN- oh hi Oikawa" Iwaizumi 🙃

You rn 👉🏻 fml 🤦‍♀️

"YN- Oikawa " - 😡 Kageyama followed by Ushijima

This has to be some cruel joke from the universe istg-

Please Mattsun, Makki, Kunimi and Kindaichi have all appeared by now and have the devices recording 📱

Suna joined them

You 👉🏻🙄 ok ENOUGH!

"Sho, Sumu have you tried calling for him?"- You say as everyone stares at you

Hinata and Atsumu 👉🏻.... no....

You 👉🏻 ffs I have to do everything around her

"HEY HEY-"

"H E Y"- you hear Bokuto belf out as he makes his way through the crowd

You turn to see Toru now burning with fury

You cross your arms and glare at him

"Toru I'm managing Team Japan and there's nothing you can do about it"- you

Iwaizumi, Ushijima, Kageyama 👉🏻👀👀👀

Mattsun, Makki, Kunimi, Kindaichi, Suna 👉🏻🍿🧎‍♂️ 📱

Hinata and Atsumu 👉🏻🤨🤨

Bokuto 👉🏻 lost again 🙄

"I can't believe my sister would betray her own flesh and blood like this!"- Toru says in his dramatic ass tone

You 👉🏻😐🙄 I don't have time for this

"Alright boys come on, we have a match"- you say turning and walking ad the entire team follows you like little ducks in a row

"OIKAWA YN DONT YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"- Toru screams

"Try and stop me"- you 🖕🏻

"You want me to hit him Yn"- Iwaizumi

"No let him be dramatic"- you say, grabbing the teams gear and heading to the gym

After your first game, you prepare to leave when you are stopped by the brick house that is your brother

"YN why didn't you tell me?"- Toru

"Because I knew you'd be this way Toru and I'm happy! So please don't ruin this"- you say, begging at this point

"YN I'd never ruin your happiness"- Toru, shocked and appalled ag your statement

You 👉🏻 🤨 I can't even count the number of times Toru

"I'm upset YN but i wish you would have told me sooner. As long as your happy YN"- Toru says

You 👉🏻😳🥺 really

Please hug him YN 🫂

"Also ypu can't date any of them"- Toru says as he kisses the top of your head

"Oh don't worry Toru, I only like Suna and Iwaizumi anyways"- you

"YN WHAT THE HELL"- Atsumu shouts 😱

Suna and Iwaizumi rn 👉🏻😏 😏

Please YN you've already created enough chaos for today 🥰

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jjolmyeonz · 2 years

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enhypen's reaction to suddenly getting kabedon-ed

genre: humor

word count: ~300 (will update once i actually count them)

warnings: cursing, an unhealthy amount of emojis

kabedon or kabe-don refers to the action of slapping a wall fiercely, which produces the sound "don". one meaning is the action of slapping the wall as a protest which occurs in collective housing like condominiums when the next room makes noise.

LEE HEESEUNG 🐹

flustered guy #1

he'll be blinking repeatedly at you with his eyelashes fluttering like the pretty boy he is

he has his arms clutched tightly against his chest since you're practically taking up the space in front of him

he tries to escape but to no avail—you slap your free hand beside his head and now, his cheeks are red and his jaw's slightly agape

"i-is there a problem...?" 😳

"nothing. you look cute."

will shout questions at you after you leave him hanging 🥲 mans needs answers! (like why would you trap him by the wall and dip?)

PARK JONGSEONG 🐈‍⬛

"oh, so this is how it is, huh?" is how you expected him to react seconds before you kabedon him

but he FLINCHES hard

"fuck! that scared the shit out of me, y/n." he hisses. "don't pull that stunt on me again."

however, seconds after he's recovered from the sudden attack, he flashes you the most unexpected grin

"damn, y/n. kinda look cute looking up at me like that."

🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

SIM JAEYUN 🐶

"아, 깜짝이야!" (eng: "ah, you scared me!")

scaredy-cat #2 who thinks he's guilty of something that's why you're trapping him against the wall

poor babie has been catching his breath for the past minute ☹️

so you reassure him by stroking his fluffy blonde hair

"you did nothing wrong. i just wanted to see how you'd react."

he then pulls you closer by the collar, and you chicken out 🥲

PARK SUNGHOON 🐩

"🤨😳" "what is it this time, l/n?"

he'd probably react to you the same way he reacts to jay's corny jokes

actually surprised by how you were able to corner this big, bulky man easily which instinctively makes him flex his biceps

it was tight TIGHT and you had a relatively smaller figure than him

he kabedons you back 🥵😵‍💫

"you tried. i still win, though." he shrugs and leaves you hanging (the fucking AUDACITY???)

KIM SUNOO 🦊

he SQUEAL 💥📢💥📢💥

you will be hearing a whole minute of 뭐야s (eng: "what is it/what's this?") from him before he actually calms down

flustered guy #2 but is also giving you the stank look (you weren't looking at your best while trapping the man between your arms)

he wasn't supposed to laugh but he's laughing (???)

"come on, y/n, you can do better than this!"

you ended up just leaving him alone ://

YANG JUNGWON 🐈

"eh? isn't this supposed to be done in a more... intimate setting?" 😐

he just... hit you with the facts and now everything is awkward

so you stare at each other in silence, waiting for whoever makes the next move first

you cup his cheeks and squish em (because literally who wouldn't???)

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" 🤦🏻‍♀️

NISHIMURA RIKI 🐥

shameless little shit would crack up with your sudden action 💀

literally would fall on the floor (he's from jpn so he 100% knows the concept of kabedon)

"don't laugh at me, kid!" you reprimand. "this is how i see it in animes."

shows you how it's done and kabedons you back (2) 🥵🤬

"i learned from the best." SMIRKS LIKE THE SMUG MF HE IS 😭

is satisfied with you squealing and blushing and shi—it's the joy of his life

a/n: hi, i'm back :D

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ficreadergirl · 1 year

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Part-58

Steph: Maybe we can make a dance competition too!😃 Cass: I don't think Y/n would like it. Steph: That would be best opportunity for us to question them! 😃 Cass: Maybe but you know she'll be pissed. Really pissed. 😕 Steph: Damian was right. They're too stubborn to admit their feelings. We have to be sure they're not giving us a play. 😠 Cass: ... 😐 Fine. Steph: Yes!!! 😄 I'm calling Y/n and you'll tell Jason to be here at 8 pm. Cass: Okay. 😊 *After all all batfam in manor for dance night* Y/n: Everyone loves dancing huh? 🙄 Jason: Except for us I guess. 😒 Y/n: Let's eat sandwich. 😃 Jason: And we should get drink. 😊 *Steph stops them to tell them it's their place to dance* Y/n: We're not dancing. 😄 Steph: Yes you do. 😉 *announce them to the fam* Jason: Uhm... maybe it's not worst thing. 😳 I mean... dancing might... works for our deal. 😳 Y/n: ... 🤔 You might be right. *Both stopped middle of crowd and music started* Jason: *all blushed cause he's too close to Y/n. Doesn't know how to handle dance thing* 😳 Y/n: *sees him blushed and confused. Takes control with grasping his waist* Follow my lead. 😉 Jason: 😳 F-fine. *They dance like this almost for 5 minutes. Jason's more relaxed thanks to Y/n's jokes. All batfam giving heart-eyes to them* 😍

Other chapters

#jason todd x reader #jason todd x y/n #red hood x reader #red hood x y/n #batfam #dc #incorrect quotes story #stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra cain #orphan

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writingjourney · 6 months

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Congratulations. I'm so proud of you and i hope you will celebrate your masters. And not stumbling. Me and my best friend were late for our graduatiom because we wanted to check something I can't remember what exactly.

Ahhh thank you so much, Ksenia ♡

Oh no, I hope that didn't cause you any issues? I was almost late so I had to sit in a very awkward spot (the ceremony was in a church) and I was so happy because I thought I wouldn't be caught on any of the cameras. But jokes on me, the cameras were 360 degree angle ones so in the livestream of the ceremony you can see my irritated face when suddenly this one camera turns into my direction, the red light goes on and I'm sitting there like 😐😳😬😑

#also congratulations on graduating as well!!#i don't know when you did but that's amazing! ♡#asks

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minhxniee · 1 year

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brrooo i need someone talk to ab this and its like …. AA okay so we have reader who speaks fluent korean english and spanish

so there is times where she speaks spanish to the boys either by swearing at em or AGRESSIVLYY FLIRTING WITH THEM

i like this more so specifically for mihno

imagine reader like is giving them a tour of her house (girls richy rich and got a big house ) and when she gets out of the car she just turns towards mhino whos leaving his car and she just smiles and goes

“Bienvenido a mi casa , mi esposo ☺️❤️✨”

and hes like

“🤨🤨🧐 girl wat???”

but later he tries to look up what she said and he suddenly is like “😳 oh .”

this is very fluffy for no reason im just in the mood for cute shit (this isn’t a request i just NEEDED TO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD) anyway happy day ir night or whenever you are ☺️☺️

No cause FR thooo!!! Like yeah especially with minho, like I also feel like he'd try teasing you by finding the most difficult word in the dictionary.. Idk something that's hella long and complicated 😅(bet he wouldn't know himself so it'd be a new word for him too :') .. And be like:

"he y/n! *inserts some random word that you won't know *?"

"huh? What are you on about?"😐🤨

"oh poor thing doesn't know what I'm saying, you should really take more Korean lessons"

(boy would get boiled in his own rice cooker-)

...

Btw I took Spanish in year 10 - 11 and omg I was so passionate about it like I remember it was my speaking exam and I basically I memorised 20 long ass paragraphs, added some dead jokes 😶 andddd a few flirterous comments - (ngl my Spanish teacher was really attractive, so I had to----)

Spanish was the best!!

(we love a multilingual y/n!!!)

#answered

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podado-t-memes · 2 years

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More MH memes:

Get Jackson🧑‍🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.

If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏

...

Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍‍♂️?"

Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)

Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻‍♂️😤😾

Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥

Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨

Jackson: "it.. uh...😵‍💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑‍🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥

...

Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮‍♂️🏫🚸

Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵‍💫😵😵‍💫 😵

Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐

Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑‍🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑‍🔬" 😮‍💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥

...

Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."

Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶‍🌫️

Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻‍♀️🫦

Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢

Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡

Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)

Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"

(Lilith and Claire laugh)

Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐

Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅

Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓

Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼‍♀️❓🤷🏻‍♀️❓

...

Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠

Jackson: "😵‍💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️

Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

...

(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)

Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨

🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

...

🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑‍🎤💙

#monster high memes #monster high #monster high ghouls rule #jackson jekyll #oscars #academy awards #holt hyde #mh claire #ghouls rule

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nongnaos · 2 years

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Liveblogging atots episode 9!

1/4

Did they drag him all the way there? They must be very strong and very tired now.

Tian also getting to touch him for a little bit of comfort when he's ill. It's the little things... Lying beside him 🥺😭

I appreciate Dr. Nam apologising for telling Phupha about Torfun.

Tian's lips are such a pretty colour. As someone who gets red and blotchy and swollen when I cry I am very jealous. That being said, pls get him a tissue.

"I got to teach kids to wash clothes and brush their teeth" buddy you didn't even know how to wash clothes there 😂

Sooo... maybe he's questionable but... Tian's dad 👀👀😳 (anyone else??)

"Maybe Torfun chose you", maybe I'm crying Chief, did you think about that????

They're just so sweet and soft, I can't bear it. I am swimming in a pool of honey and my limbs are tired, pls give me a break 🥺

2/4

Communication kings strike again!

Matching couple's slings ❤

Ah beans. Chief no.. though it does make a lot of sense bc for a forest ranger he was spending a concerningly small amount of time actually in the forest.

I like Chief Khama so much 🥺

Dr. Nam the man you are. This show would not have been possible without you.

3/4

Dealing with your heartbreak through the medium of children's stories. It's creative.

This heartbreak is too much for me, there's nothing worse than someone lying about not caring for you.

I love all the scenes with the kids.

Seriously this show wouldn't exist without Dr. Nam. Also "if it's physically ill, that's my job, if it's mentally ill, there's nothing I can do" ahhh doctors dealing with mental illness are the same the world over. Horrifying.

4/4

That's the fakest beard I've ever seen and also how long is it meant to have been for him to have grown this beard??? Does it grow faster with heartbreak? Chief's been shaving 3 times a day and we never knew.

Sir.. that's your son's emotional support army officer you're trying to get him to leave.

I'm emotionally shutting down bc of this heartbreak.

The girls in their new years hats, they look like little princesses 🥺

Three of those stars just turned off, he's never gonna get to 1000 if they're at that 😐

Gays be like "no we never officially dated, yes we are engaged, no we are still not together" 🙄

Don't let the jokes fool you, every part of me is in pain from this.

Me 🤝 Tian : hating the beard. But the trust in letting someone shave you 😳

#atotsrewatch2022 #atots #atots spoilers #liomsa #do i.... have to wait til tomorrow for the next one 😭 ive been so good at having restraint so far #gonna just go jump into a well to calm down. eat some glass. the usual 😵‍💫

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Aaa- 😩 so! 😏 finally! 🙂 you've come! 🙂 I 😐 hadn't 🥴 pictured you like this. 🤨But, ooh well, 🥴 I suppose, 🤔 that eeeeven 😯 in DEATH, 😲 WARRIORS 😡 AND MIIIIINERS 🤬 don't mix. 😌 But I prefer 😒you-to-a 🥹 VALKYRIE! 🤯 I am 🙂 pleaaased. 🫠 Hurry 😗 up! 😚 I think he takes you for death itself! 👵 Poor idiot! 🧐 I'd be only too happy to be his death, if it helped my cause. 🧐 Liar!! 👧 It won't take long. 🧐 A few questions, at the most. 🧐 For pity's sake, 😩 no riddles! 😓 I've been 🥴 CRAWLING AROUND THIS CAGE 🤬 for weeks 🥹 now. 🤨 So spaaare me 😅 you little guessing games, 🤬 Just take me 😣 AWAY! 🤪 I'll grant your wish. 🧐 But first, you must help me! 🧐 I haven't come just for you. 🧐 I must destroy Albereerh, 🧐 your torturer. 🧐 Oh! 😲 God of Gods! 🥹 Thank you! 🤓 And so, 🙂 FOR US 😐 we revolutionarieees, 🫡 does 🤔 death 😑 advance 🤠 by leaning 🤔 on the arm of 😬 JUS TICE? 🤪 I'll help you, 🤭 deadly SPIRIT! 😝 with 🙂 ZEAL 🤪 and with 🤨 JOY! 😱 But in return 😏 ssSSWEAR 🤬 that you'll give me 😤 the gift of 😡 sleep. 🥹 I swear it. 🧐 Why does Albereerh needs Chrysoberhyl, so? 🧐 That 😯 mmMMONSTER! 😨 that 😣 TURNCOAT! 😖 He has managed 🤖 to create 🤓 a 😳 philoshopher's egg. 😰 Any metal 🤓 which is 😟 PLUNGED 😤 INTO IT 😡 turns to 😐 goooold! 🥹 But the egg, 😨 must be 🙄 completely covered with 😡 Chrysoberyl 🤬 for this to happen. 🤓 Now! 😌 The stone 🥴 concentraAaAtes 🤪 energeeee 🇫🇷🗿 and makes 🙃 anything enveloped 🤨 in its 😒 SHARDS 😲 indistructable. 🥺 The egg ☹ accomplishes the 😟 miracle! 🥹 HOWEVER! 🤓 each 😌 magical 😡 OPERATION 🤬 wears out 😖 the eggs 😐 prrrrrecious 🤪 shell! 🤓 That is why, 🤬 Alberish 👿 makes the Nibelungen 😡 DIG UNCEASINGLY! 🤬 It is a rare gem indeed. 🥹 What hope can there be 😣 in a world 🙂 where dwarves 🤔 send other dwarves 😐 into the mines 🥴 for a 🤪 little metal? 🥺 Tell me again, 🧐 What must I do to reach Albereerh? 🧐 You have a 🤓 DAUNTING TASK 💀 ahead of you. 😏 Like all 😵 DICK 😳 TATORS, 😲 he's a 😟 COWARD! 😩 He will not come down. 😒 The Nibelungen? 🤔 Don't count on them 😡 to help you out. 😐 I've 🤓 devoted my 🙃 life 😐 to them, 😵 and did what I could 😡 TO GET THEM TO REBEL! 🤬 BUT IN VAIN! 🗿 To them, 🤨 I'm 🙂 just A FREAK 🤬 to be 😒 LAUGHED AT! 😡 during their break 🥴 time. 😏 They've 😯 bent oVeR BaCkWaRdS 🫣 toooo protect that 😑 MEGALOMANIAC CREEP! 🤬 YoOoOu won't even be 🙄 YoOoOu won't even be able 🤔 to get 🙂 close to him. 😆 The only solution is 🙂 TO KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL! 🤩 Believe me, 😊 it pains me to 😐 admit it, 🤨 but my peopoawll 🤯 are damned, 🤓 fallen, 🥺 willingly enslaved. 😼 May they 👀 disappear, 😆 and their 😑 sorry story 🥺 with them! 😊 But for Alberish, 😏 that 😬 wouldn't be 🥱 enough! 🙂 As long as the machines work, 😞 he'll remain 😳 IN-VISIBLE! 🤬 You must seize 😊 Loge's Tear from the 🤪 MINE'S ENERGIZING 😱 heart. 😍 The infamous 🤔 Tear 😲 of the 😏 ANCIENT 😳 fire 😏 spirit, 😦 who has himself 😟 been enslaved! 😨 Anything that aspires to 😰 subjugation 🙂 is food for tyranny! 🤬 Fire! 😡 The Dwarves! 👿 And now, 😞 the stone… 🥹 I wonder, sometimes. 🥺 Should we perhaps loathe more weakness 🤬 more than brute force? 🥺 Drown the dwarves in the 🙄 abyss 😟 of their 😲 IDOLATRY! 🤬 Take the Tear, 🤓 confront Alberish. 🙂 The time has come! 😲 Keep your word! 😳 Appease my 😒 ToOorMeEnted SoOoul. 🤪 You shall therefore be freed, by a serf. 🧐 From one slave, to another. 🧐 You have helped me, and for this I thank you. 🧐 With the compliments, of Logah. 🧐 Aaaah! 😩 Oorh! 😤 🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💨💨💨

(yes i used your own copypasta against you- nyehehe-)

I hope you explode /j (i am very much joking holy shit i did not expect this to be in my askbox today)

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 28 days

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The fact that I made a Spidersona whose whole thing is Being Up In Hobie's Face is because if Hobie Brown was real and I had the privilege of working with him

I would in fact be, All Up In Hobie's Face.

Like.. Look at that face!! Sculpted by the gods!!!

And it's like I could do that because you can't even tell me I'm being unreasonable or over-exagerating cause look at him!!!!

What, you want me to just pretend he's ugly? You want me to make believe that he isn't fine? NO!!

I got every reason in the world to be. Can't even tease me over it.

Like 'What are you starin' so hard at me for?🤔😂'

Shut the hell up you know what I'm staring at. You know you cute. Don't even try to play. Now shut up you're distracting me from staring 😳

Like forreal if you met him wouldn't you be like 'this dude is funny and cool and handsome and PUNK and also he hasn't told me to piss off and kick rocks yet so until he DOES imma just follow him around and laugh real hard at his corny ass jokes mkay?'

No? Just me? Well.... 😐

#my Spidersona isn't a self insert she just has eyes #it's the reasonable reaction #we're all thinking it including him #spiderman #spider man #atsv #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #hobie brown x oc #hobie x oc #spidersona #spidersonas #DiscoSpider #disco spider

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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Being Shiratorizawa's Manager:

Manager with an Amputated Leg

Shiratorizawa x GN! Manager

Warnings: fluff; reader has an Amputated Leg

AN: This is a request from Box Gremlin anon!!! I talked with them and they gave me creative freedom on this piece so I went a little light hearted 🥰 Also SHIRATORIZAWA 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 I'm getting it out of the way now

Support system? 🤝🏻 support system

Seriously these boys love you no matter what YN

You could probably commit a heinous crime and they'd be like

"Mmm it was probably deserved"

These boys respect you so much and know how hard you work

Let's just say that when you started this job, you had already lost your leg in an accident

Everyone in school knew but like it wasn't that big of a deal

YN is capable ok 👍🏻

You started managing the boys volleyball team your first year in school

Goshiki 👉🏻 immediately crushing on you

Doesn't matter, this boy will let you walk over him as he lays in a puddle of mud 🤚🏻

Tendou ADORES you and he's constantly making jokes about your leg

"Come on YN, keep up! It's like your missing a leg or something"- Tendou 🤪

You 👉🏻 then how come I'm still better at blocking then you are 🤨

Semi, Reon and Yamagata are DYING RN

Ushijima 👉🏻 YN is right they have a better blocking record

Tendou 👉🏻👁💧👄💧👁

You wear a prosthetic so honestly the boys don't really notice most of the time

But when you take it off 👀

Omg they kind of low key freak out/think it's like the coolest thing ever

"YN can I try your leg out"- Tendou

Semi 👉🏻😐 🙄

Goshiki 👉🏻 imagine how fast Tendou would be if he had three legs 😱

Ushijima 👉🏻 there's nothing in the rules against it

Semi 👉🏻 giving up he'll never win

The boys are use to your quirks and habits by now

But it's when you are at tournaments that the real fun begins 😏

These angels are absolutely protective of you YN

Just because they literally don't want anyone breathing their precious managers air 🙄

Yamagata totally suggested putting you in a bubble

Kawanishi said no because then you wouldn't fit on the bus

Goshiki then said "I'll ride on top of the bus with YN" 🥰

Literally, this is your life now YN I'm sorry

However, today your prosthetic was bothering you

Maybe it wasn't sitting right and you needed to adjust it

You were walking with Shirabu when you told him you needed to stop and fix it

"Do you need help YN?" He asked as you shook your head

"Go ahead and warm up! I'll be right there!"- You

You sit down, rolling your pants up and removing your prosthetic

Suddently you hear someone say "HOLY CRAP"

You look over to see Karasuno's number ten and bestest bouncy boy staring at you in shock

"Oh hi!" You said waving and going g back to your business

"Are- are you ok?"- Hinata 😳

"Oh I'm fine! Thanks for asking how are you?"- You 🥰

Hinata is still just staring 👁👄👁

You 👉🏻🤨

Then it hits you

"Oh yeah I'm fine! Just my leg wasn't cooperating today!" You say chuckling "darn thing has a mind of its own"

Hinata RN 👉🏻 👁👄👁 oh-

Suddenly our Stoic tree man appears behind Hinata

Hinata 👉🏻 😱😱😱

You 👉🏻🥰 Toshi 🥰

"What are you doing to our manager, Shoyo Hinata from the concrete?"- Ushijima 😐

You 👉🏻 from the what???

"Oh- I was, I was-" Hinata rn 😰

"It's ok Toshi, he was just checking on me! I'm ready now!"- You say standing and waving at Hinata

"Good luck today!" You said grabbing Toshi by the hand and walking away

Ushijima rn 👉🏻😐😑 glaring at Hinata

You 👉🏻🥰🤪🤸‍♂️

You and Ushijima 👉🏻👬

Ushijima 👉🏻😐 🌳

Please YN, I beg you, do less

Once in the gym, the boys fawn over uou like they always do

"YN are you ok?"- Semi

You 👉🏻🤨 I'm fine

"If you need us to hurt someone YN"- Kawanishi

Ushijima is still glaring at Hinata 😑

"Really guys I'm fine BUT 👀 winning the match sure would be nice" 🙃

Please YN that was already a given 😍

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tacticalhimbo · 11 months

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XBOX DIRECT THOUGHTS

more of the same. more unedited, stream of consciousness reactions to the showcase

Fable

- Vegetable Enthusiast. He cute honestly.

- GIANT. PUMPKIN.

- The graphics are pretty and I love the idea of normal guy in fantasy world sm.

- is this thumbalina???? or whateva her name is????

- FABLE??? remake??? new game???

- I AM LOOKING

South of Midnight

- ooo swamp

- oooo stop motiony animation! i like the style

- baby possum baby possum baby!!

- i love the protagonist's style. she looks cool as fuck

- very interesting concept!

Star Wars: Outlaws

- massive and ubisoft?

- STAR WARSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! WOOO BABEYYYYY

- oh the protag seems cool! i love her little pet

- HEIST PLOT???

- AN EXCLUSIVE??? OH BABEYYYY

- already wanna rp her fr she's gonna be my babygirl who i defend to the death IDC!!!

33 Immortals

- ooh thunder lotus making another game! didnt play their other big one but it looked so nice

- pretty visuals as always tho!

- the death animation slapped honestly

- not my cup of tea gameplay wise buuut looks good

- 33 PLAYER CO-OP???!?!?!? WHAT DA FUCK

PAYDAY 3

- HUH

- do these games have a story?? i've only ever seen multiplayer maps and stuff.

- it looks fun honestly. like siege if it was cops and robbers

- dubstep gameplay edit holy shit

Persona 3 Reload

- ooh anime in unreal engine- PERSONA!

- i played a bit of 5 and i liked it honestly

- idk shit abt it but cool!

Avowed

- oo pirate game

- obsidian?? oh it's gonna be good

- it looks cool honestly. i love their style.

- battlemage combat fr

- i wanna play it

Sea of Thieves: Legend of the Monkey Island

- rare and lucas film???

- sea of thieves and star wars?????

- i mean get it ig!

- i didn't mind sea of thieves but it seemed repetitive

- m o n k e

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024

- FLIGHT SIM SKFJFKDJD

- okay but the added mechanics and mission type approach seems fun

- it looks visually stunning as always

Microsoft Flight Simulator • Dune Expansion

- desert

- oh. it's dune

- is it bad i haven't seen that or read it? probably

- i mean cool tho! y'all have fun

- theatre experience too??? aight

Senua's Saga; Hellblade 2

- cave! scary. but pretty

- it looks pretty,, i like the character rendering

- the whispering is throwing me off i cant understand shit (and there's no subtitles)

- ohhhh that was trippy

- it's got my curiosity; i support women's wrongs fr (joking)

Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth

- ooh another look at like a dragon?

- OH HE IS NAKED OKAY 😳

- ong wait is he in MIAMI?? IT LOOKS LIKE MIAMI

- HELP HIM!!!!

- oh new game

Fallout 76

- I GOT SO EXCITED THEN JUST "CALL OF 76"

- MY BRO AND I CHANTED "VAULT TEC VAULT TEC VAULT TEC-";#[#*$*$*$*

- Another DLC? Probably

- I don't hate 76 but I am very >_> toward the direction

- Atlantic City??? WE GET A NEW LOCATION IN AN ONLINE GAME????

- 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😡

Path of the Goddess

- ooh capcom. i s2g if it's more final fantasy.

- nothing against the series but man after sgf i'm salty

- okay it looks different. and pretty! love the mythos elements

Forza

- Oh my godddd fucking cars

- i mean cool! i just don't get the racing games 🤷‍♂️

- it looks nice tho? i can't tell what's real footage and what's game tbh

- the cadillac does look snazzy i cant even lie

- ALL THIS FOR 2 CARS?? shit's wild

ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE: Necrom (Shadow Over Morrowind)

- oh shit bethesda

- GOR FAMN IT ANOTHER ONLINE DLC

- eso was boring to me... then again i didnt play much bc paying for live is so tedious

- i am always a slut for this daedra tho. i dont remember his name

- tentacles yum yum

OVERWATCH 2

- overwatch??? fuck that game

- fuck the studio but also just fuck the game. it's not even any different from ov1 they didnt even do pve

- i mean cool heroes and design and lore but man. 😐

- story missions??? yeah right lmao

Persona 5 Tactica P5T

- chibi perdona

- cute style! see my last persona notes tho

- no new thoughts, looks aight

Starfield

- bethesda 3!

- the music is giving outer worlds.... tell me y'all hate that obsidian did better without telling me LSJDKDKD

- i mean. okay! it looks decent tho i can't be too mad

- it's got me curious about the story and lore if anything. i love space games 😌

- even the gameplay looks good... hm.

Jusant(?) // Font was hard to read

- ooo this style is nice. reminds me a bit of road 96

- i love the little blob. feeling very much cuteness aggression

- gameplay looks nice too! dunno about the lack of ui but maybe that's trailer purposes

Still Wakes the Deep

- ooh the water looks pretty

- so does the interior

- IS THIS A HORROR!!!

- im curious!

Dungeons of Hinterburg

- i thought this was the postal worker game honestly the style was similar

- it looks cute! again not my cup of tea but yea!

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

- KEANU!!!!

- YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

- SHOW US. SHOW US!! SHOW US KEANU

- 👁👄👁

- Still mad I won't be able to play it but I'll write my V's canon

- "Johnny, I'm dying. Nothing can stop that" OUGH

- wait... "i can save your life" DLC BASED ENDING???? NEW ENDING????

- Oh this district fucks

- BIG MILITARY MECH!!!!!!! AWOOGA

- NCUSA FEDS!!!!

- SCREAMING AND THROWING UP AND OUGHHHHH

- wait is it not coming to other consoles or?? they only showed an xbox release 🤨

Cities Skylines 2

- oh another cities skylines thing.

- this management system confused me honestly

- but i like watching ppl play it so! huge win

- it looks visually appealing

- curious about 2 because??? what are they changin

Metaphor

- atlus again okay

- is this another personal thing? i really am confused abt this aeries

- doesn't seem like it tho they said it was a new story

- it looks cool tho!

Towerborne

- creator of the who?

- this conematic style is interesting

- looks like a cute fantasy rpg

- nice that it's co-op and such

Clockwork Revolution

- oou bioshock infinite core

- the guy with the mechanical red carpet... iconic

- wait no stop this is looking more like bioshock with the gameplay i'm scared

- oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck

- bioshock infinite if it was good

- bioshock infinite if it didn't demonize bipoc revolutions against the white upper class

- bioshock infinite if ken levine was dead 😌💕

BONUS

- ooh-be soft??? is it not you-be soft??? i've never heard it said like that

- okay "we made it easier to find new gen consoles" but why stop supporting current gen entirely????

- also the "new" series s... i hate the fully digitalized concept

Then Starfield direct started and I couldn't be assed to write notes

#txt #sgf23 #long post #shut up jason

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kimnjss · 2 years

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Damn 😳 yn was NOT having it in the group chat 🤧 this is not gonna work out in hobi’s favor (also his Insta post 🥲 sweetie…she probably ain’t even looking 😭)

And yoongi 👀 he side eyeing Tae back finally!??? That’s suspicious 👀 (also damn Jk was FAST to spill everything, yoongi didn’t even respond on ig either like jk saw a whole ass separate tweet and didn’t even blink before he was outing his needy ass friend 😐🤧).

So excited for the friend groups to merge even more!!!! and things feel like they’re gonna heat up between vmingi (in multiple ways perhaps 👀👀👀). Poor Hoseok…I think this is just gonna make Yn put up her walls even further…feels like two steps back tbh

she shut that down quick ! like one thing you're not gonna do is speak ill on her name nd she made sure of it . there's definitely smth to say with how defensive she got tho... like jimin was clearly joking nd really had no reason to think there was smth going on between them... unless??? 👀

LOL jungkook 💀 i'm telling youu! the only thing he wants in life is to get paid nd be yoongis best friend nd he's already got checks rolling in daily . the second he was getting the notification he was typing out his answer ., no questions asked 😭 buuut ! it's very interesting to see how yoongi is becoming curious of taehyung . whether it's just his relationship to jimin or whattt - he wants to know .

ughh ! i literally cannot wait to get to the parts where they're all hanging out nd the girls are jus feeding off of each other's engeries nd the guys are all stressed ! like they're literally my favorite group bc of all the chaos . but to get that we need hobi to fr get his shit together ., bc yn is not gonna just hand shit over to him nd rn she's not even thinking twice abt the irl him bc he's too stuck on securing his online persona .

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sailorhyunjinz · 2 years

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But enough ab school.

I swear sometimes it seems like I'm 🤏 close to becoming a lesbian bc I swear this one girl that I've know since freshman year is just now making my heart flutter, she's super nice, athletic and when she laughs at my jokes, and it always reveals her beautiful smile 🤧🤧....but she has a girlfriend (who's kinda of a pick me ngl😒) And I don't think she likes me bc I would open the door for her she would seem a little stand-off-ish. idk but maybe it's bc I was kinda stalking her girlfriend's insta, didn't realize ppl could see when you view their profile and she probably told her ab it and now probably has something against me. But Her name is Dorys (the one I like) and she's so fine she's more of a masculine type of girl which I didn't know I was attracted to until this girl popped up with a boo thang😭😭 and made me jealous as hell.

At first when I realized she was dating the pick me I was like"😳😐....okay then" I still wanted her but then during testing me friend Alexia (which I think I'm also starting to develop a crush on) showed me and my other friends the text Dorys sent her telling her to back off her gf and to keep her distance so that way she doesn't make this bigger than it already is even though all Alexia did was just be friendly and they were good until that text was sent.. ig she took that as flirting....but I'm ngl when I read that my first thought was "Oh she's protective" which I did find just a bit attractive 🤏🤭. Either way that was over a month ago and guess what... I still want her😭😭😭

LMAO I MEAN welcome to the queers if you want to be welcomed-

BUT I mean if she has a gf then there’s not much you can do unless you want to,,,, wreck

WHICH WONT LEAVE A NICE IMPRESSION BEFORE GRADUATION SO I WOULDNT RECOMMEND IT,,,, but let me assure you by saying that there are a lot of queers WITH NO GFS SO DONT BE TOO BEAT UP

maybe alexia is a more suitable choice- BUT LIKE I WOULDNT RECOMMEND THAT EITHER CAUSE YALL CLOSE FRIENDS :(( Some things are better left at just friends yk cause you need those too <33

#jisungsmysugadaddy #Cherrymail🍒

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