i think tim drake does drugs
and i’ll bet he’s like incredibly good at keeping this under wraps. every night after patrol, he smokes a blunt. he absolutely LOVES ketamine. he’s got a drug journal where he doodles and writes during his trips.
the first time the rest of the bats start to catch on is when they all get kidnapped, but for some reason when they all get dosed with lsd, tim’s got no reaction. he’s perfectly fine.
jason: how the fuck are you not freaking out right now
tim: i took 4 tabs last night my tolerance is still up
dick: WHAT
bruce praised tim for the amount of work he got done, blissfully unaware of the 40 mgs of adderall he’d snorted 8 hours prior.
one time jason broke in to tim’s apartment just to find him peaking on shrooms and watching ‘over the garden wall’. jason lets it slide bc at least the kid isn’t doing opiates.
the real issue is when tim can’t sleep and bruce recommends benadryl.
tim: no benadryl. not after that time.
bruce, genuinely confused: what time?
tim: the spiders.
and his sleep deprived ass GETS AWAY WITH IT bc all of the bats blame his EXHAUSTION when he’s literally just doing tons of hallucinogenic drugs to see what happens.
he says its for science.
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RFK Jr. Floats Notion COVID Was Designed to Spare Jews and Chinese People
According to a video published by the New York Post, vaccine conspiracy theorist, and Democratic 2024 presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. advanced a dangerous conspiracy theory this week that the coronavirus could have been a bioweapon “deliberately targeted” to spare Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese people while disproportionately attacking White and Black people.
Now, I don’t know exactly what RFK Jr’s been smoking, but my best guess is whatever it is, Sidney Powell was his dealer. Either that, or he’s been hitting Uncle Teddy’s old liquor cabinet again. I mean, this guy is really out there. Not to be overly critical, but it kind of sounds like Rosemary wasn’t the only Kennedy who underwent a lobotomy. I mean, let’s get real. If this dude weren’t a Kennedy, he'd be standing outside some Walmart with a cardboard sign begging for cash.
That said, and in response to the outage over his statements, RFK Jr. immediately tweeted he “never, ever” suggested the coronavirus was targeted to spare Jews, then adding that the dinner where the conversation took place was supposed to be “off the record.” Oh, now we get it. He’s basically saying, “I never said it, but even if I did - you weren't supposed to report it.” Put another way, it’s apparently “just fine to be antisemitic or anti-Asian - just as long as its off the record.”
Good grief, this is almost as painful as it was watching George Santos or Herschel Walker campaigning. Holy shit! Can you imagine if they won their primaries, what a debate between RFK Jr. and Donald Trump might sound like? Hell, that’d be the greatest pay-per-view of all time - watching two of America's greatest bullshitting nut cases duking it out on live TV. Of course, you’d either probably have to be on magic mushrooms or LSD to begin to understand what the hell they were even talking about.
Now, I don’t know if Kennedy will ever have a chance to be elected President, but I do know if he keeps spinning these complete wack-a-doodle theories, he’d at least be the perfect candidate to join the honorable Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz in the Republican-led House Judiciary Committee. After all, they’ve never met a conspiracy theory they didn’t like.
Of course, many old-time Democrats are deeply saddened by the unraveling of someone from such a “distinguished and iconic political family” as the Kennedys. Perhaps, but the way I see it, all is not lost for good old RFK Jr. - because even if his wife (actress Cheryl Hines) finally gets sick and tired of his nonsense and divorces him, Marjorie Taylor Greene is now single and available. And that, my friends - is a match made in Dystopia.
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Someday v0.11 Music Guide
Hey.
How are you? Having trouble collecting all of Someday's music on the YNO release? Don't worry! Nulsdodage, who coded the "music room" feature for v0.10+ Evergreen, was kind enough to give me a list of all the conditions needed for each song. So I've made a music guide! Please do let me know if there are any errors, although I'm far more active on the YNO Discord server! Updated for v0.11.
The Computer itself
6 folders can be found on the desktop. Keep in mind, folder 6 is the one to the lower left, because this one was added in v0.10! 5 is the Glitch World one. Let's go!
Folder 1
01
Doodle World
Post-it
02
Hospital (Entrance)
Hospital
Question World
03
Nexus
04
Caves (Entrance)
Caves
Caves (Exit)
Beach
05
Sewers
06
Lava World
Lava Path
07
Window
Shower
07a
Bar (Outside)
Relaxing Room
08
LSD World (Downer)/Hospital (4th floor, 2nd room to the lower left)
Hexagon Realm
09
Glitch World
10
Clock Tower
Clock Tower (Slow)
11
Clock Tower (Fast-Forward)
12
8-bit
Tree Path
13
(empty space, not unlockable, does not count for 100% completion)
14
Space World
Moon
15
Purple Polka-Dot World
16
LSD World (Dynamic)
Edible World
17
Desert
Desert (Four Seasons Path)
Orange Crystal
18
Forest (Wasps Event)
Haunted House (Hall)
19
School (regular Bullying Event)
Folder 2
20
Testing Area (Entrance)
Test End 1 (after test 10)
Test End 2 (after test 20)
21
Alphanumeric World
Letter Path
22
Clock Tower (Rewind)
23
Monochrome Mall (Entrance)
Monochrome Mall
Monochrome Mall (Outside)
Circles
23a
Big City (Shady Stranger Event beginning)
Monochrome Mall (Vaporwave Event)
24
Hatsuyume
Mountain World (Four Seasons Path)
Mountain World
25
Tubes (TV effect room)
25a
Tubes (Entrance)
25b
Tubes
25c
Tubes (Bubbly's room)*
26
School Entrance
School Halls
School Playground
School Playground 2
Junior High School Entrance
Junior High School
Junior High School (Joaquin's Room)
26a
Rage Path
Corrupted School (corrupted)
Corrupted School (alternative Bullying Event)
27
Title Screen
Lamppost World
28
Neon World
29
Rain World
Rain World (Inescapable) -> Accessed through Lava World's Hexagon
30
Clock Tower Entrance
Tree Path
Forest
Ice (Four Seasons Path)
Forest B (Four Seasons Path)
Ice
Ice Home
Decision Path
Dark Art Gallery (beginning)
31
Flying Tuna
Pink Maze
Pink Path
Pink Path 2
32
Rusty Tubes (TV Room)
33
8-bit Garden
34
Seabed
Seabed (Checkpoint)
Hospital (2nd floor, 3rd room to the lower right)
Grassland World
*As of v0.10+, there is a bug that unlocks track 25c upon visiting any computer folder. This bug will be fixed someday in the future.
Folder 3
35
Junior High School (Party)
36
Dark World
Dark World (to Haunted House)
37
Computer World
Computer World (to Glitch World)
Internet
Deep Internet
37a
COMPUTER Event
38
Art Gallery
39
Neon Path
40
Tsukitsuki's Bedroom
Tsukitsuki's Balcony
41
Rainbow World
Rainbow Path
42
Art Gallery (Oblivion)
Art Gallery (Checkpoint) -> return after talking to the robot
Fog World
43
The Lake
44
LSD World (Upper)
LSD World (Upper) (Inesc.) -> accessed by getting caught in the Shady Stranger Event
45
LSD World (Static)
46
Nice Town
Nice Town (Square)
47
Subway
Subway (Speedway)
Space Flight Event
48
Subway (Stairway)
49
Grassland World (Fuzzy House)
Grassland World (Not Fuzzy House)
50
Data World
Big City
Data World 2
51
Shower (with the water running)
52
Wobble
53
Other Bar
Grid Path
Folder 4
54
Deep Internet (det'ok)
55
Hospital (3rd floor, 4th room to the upper left)
56
Water Path
57
Glacier
58
Big City (Shady Stranger Event chase)
zapgame1
ZApNeF Title Screen
zapgame2
ZApNeF Title Screen
Glitch World (Fake ZApNeF Level)
zapgame3
ZApNeF Level 4
Bonus Tracks
bonustrack: Break the "?" Box in Grassland World
bonustrack2: Break the "?" Box in Neon World, and unlock all "01 - Doodle" variants (see folder 1 above)
bonustrack3: Break the "?" Box in Question World, and unlock all Clock Tower variants (see folders 1 and 2 above)
bonustrack4: Break the "?" Box in Dance Flood
Savesongs
savesong is available from the beginning
savesong2: Go to Data World and Data World 2
savesong3: Get 10 Feats
savesong4: Get the Clockworker effect
savesong5: Heal the Nice Guy in the Hospital (3rd floor, 2nd room to the upper right)
savesong6: Get 20 Feats
savesong7: Get 30 Feats
savesong8: Get all seven Crystals
savesong9: Get 3333 N
(FOLDER 5 goes to Glitch World and has no music players)
Folder 6
59
Moon 2
60
Bar
61
Shooting Star Path
62
Thread World
Red Crystal
63
Memory Graveyard
Dark Art Gallery
64
Void
Purple Crystal
65
Space Party
Ship Wing
Yellow Crystal
66
Rusty Tubes (Bubbly's Room)
Rusty Tubes
67
Playground
Turquoise Crystal
68
Overgrown Caves
Overgrown Path
Green Crystal
69
Silent Laughter Event
70
Dance Flood
The Wetness Switch
70a
Dance Entrance
Dance Flood
The Wetness Switch
Blue Crystal
Folder 7
71
Pulse World
72
Senior High
73
COMPUTER Event (Bleak Room)
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