#Source: Monk

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: If Drake and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Bruce: I don't know, both of you?

Damian: No, you could only save one of us.

Bruce: Well, I would probably save Tim because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Damian: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Bruce: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?

Damian: It's a family heirloom.

Bruce: I'm leaving.

#source: monk #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #robin #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw just in case

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Just before going to another battle] Arthur: Merlin, I just- There's something... I love you. Merlin: Then we're in big trouble cause I love you too.

#Merlin: You prat you thought right now was the perfect time to confess #Just you wait #found this gem of a quote #source: monk #incorrect merlin quotes #arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merthur #merlin #merlin x arthur #prince arthur #merlin and arthur #incorrect merthur quotes #merthur incorrect quotes #merlin incorrect quotes #bbc merthur #adorable merthur #king arthur #merlin headcanons #bbc arthur #merlin shitposts #incorrect quotes #too many tags #arthur x merlin

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: If David and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Regina: I don't know, both of you?

Snow: No, if you could only save one of us.

Regina: Well, I would probably save David, because he can't swim very well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Snow: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Regina: Why don't you let go of the anchor?!

Snow: It's a family heirloom!

Regina: ...I'm leaving.

#snow white #regina mills #david nolan #david/snow/regina #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: monk

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Gale: If Peeta and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Katniss: I don’t know, both of you.

Gale: No, if you could only save one of us.

Katniss: Well, I would probably save Peeta, because he can’t swim and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Gale: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Katniss: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Gale: It’s a family heirloom.

Katniss: I’m leaving.

#source: monk #incorrect quotes #katniss everdeen #gale hawthorne

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Edwina: You know, you and Anthony have a lot in common. I think that you could actually be friends.

Kate: I don’t think so. The fact that I despise him would always come between us.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #edwina sharma #kate and edwina #sharma sisters #kanthony #anthony x kate #Bridgerton season 2 #source: monk

[lucky-cat-13]

Jiang Cheng: You can run but you can't hide!

Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah, I can hide. Don't think I can't hide.

Wei Wuxian: *to Wen Ning* He thinks I can't hide.

Wen Ning: He doesn't know who he's messing with. Nobody hides like you.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wen ning #source: monk

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Scott: You know, Isaac, you and Stiles have a lot in common. I think that you could actually be very good friends with him. Isaac: No, I don't think so. The fact that I despise him would always come between us.

#teen wolf #scissac #scott mccall #tyler posey #isaac lahey #daniel sharman #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: monk

[incorrectlegaciesquotes]

Klaus: So, how was your childhood?

Hope: Oh, it was great, it was a laugh riot.

Hope: You should've been there.

#legacies #hope mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #the original family #the originals #incorrect legacies #incorrect quotes #source: monk

[incorrectspquotes]

Valkyrie: You know, Skulduggery, you and Solomon have a lot in common. I think that you could actually be very good friends with him.

Skulduggery: No, I don't think so. The fact that I despise him would always come between us.

#skulduggery pleasant #skulduggery #solomon wreath #valkyrie cain #source: monk

[ratchet-jak-sly-incorrect-quotes]

Jak: DAXTER! It does us no good if we both panic!

Daxter: You’re right! We’ll take turns! I’ll go first! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

#incorrect quotes #jak and daxter #jak #Daxter #source: monk

[almond-joyous]

Champa: And if it wasn’t you, they’d just hire some other bim-

Vados: Some other what? Bim-what?

Champa: ……bimportant person.

#incorrect dbs #incorrect dragon ball quotes #source: monk #champa #Vados

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: What are you doing

Bev: Pokin’ around

Eddie: You can’t do that

Bev: I can do anything I want. I'm cute

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #eddie kaspbrak #beverly marsh #source: monk

[incorrect-miss-fisher]

Jack: What is the meaning of this?

Phryne: I can explain!

Jack: Alright, explain.

Phryne: Well not…now. I’d need a couple days.

#source: monk #miss fisher’s murder mysteries #phryne fisher #jack robinson

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle: You know, Zelena, you and Rumple have a lot in common. I think that you could actually be very good friends with him.

Zelena: No, I don't think so. The fact that I despise him would always come between us.

#zelena mills #belle french #belle/zelena #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: monk

[incorrect-stalag-13]

Klink: Maybe you’re right. 

Burkhalter: Okay, now are you saying that because you agree with me or because you’re afraid of me? 

Klink: I’m saying that because I’m afraid of you.

#source: monk #hogan's heroes #albert burkhalter #general burkhalter #colonel klink #wilhelm klink

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Tubeworm Siren: I want an explanation, Coral, and I want the truth!

Coral Siren: Fine, fine. Which order do you want them in?

#shantae #tubeworm siren #coral siren #incorrect shantae #source: monk