Derek: Sorry, who are you?
Stiles: Whoever you want me to be.
Derek: (awkward pause)
Stiles: Also, I'm Stiles.
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Yelena: You’re having trouble running straight.
Kate: I’m also having trouble being straight.
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Max: Promise not to laugh? ... I might have a mild to moderate crush on Richie.
Steph: Yeah, no shit. What gave it away?
Max: He, uh, he touched my eyebrows and now I have an erection.
Steph: *Laughing loudly*
Max: You said you wouldn’t laugh! Ugh, it won’t go away. It’s been a half-hour!!
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Incorrect OFMD quotes, part 29
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fez: promise not to laugh? … i might have a mild to moderate crush on lexi
ash: yeah, no shit. what gave it away?
fez: she, uh, she touched my eyebrows and now i have an erection
ash: *laughing obnoxiously*
fez: fuck you, you said you wouldn't laugh!
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nace : ugh, there's nothing gluten free
bojan : how long have you been diabetic?
nace : I'm not diabetic
bojan : you can't eat sugar
jan : gluten bojan, not glucose
jure : *laughs loudly*
kris: *sighs in despair*
(I thought about this scene from sex education while I was driving and I couldn't stop picturing them instead of the characters)
he's a wee bit slow </33
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Spock: Promise not to laugh? I might have a mild to moderate crush on Jim.
Bones: Yeah, no shit. What gave it away?
Spock: He... he touched my eyebrows and now I have an erection.
Bones: *laughing loudly*
Spock: You said you would not laugh. It will not go away! It has been half an hour!
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tyler: ajax! how everyone knows wednesday and i hook up? its supposed to be a secret man
ajax: don't look at me dude i only tell enid
enid: i told yoko
yoko: I told davina
davina: i told everyone
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Tai: You’re having trouble running straight.
Yang: I’m also having trouble being straight.
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katherine: you're my friend. i love you like a friend. are you okay?
davey: no one's ever said i was their friend before.
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Anna: You're my friend. I love you like a friend. Are you okay?
Ryder: No one's ever said I was their friend before.
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Stiles: Promise not to laugh? I might have a mild to moderate crush on Derek.
Scott: Yeah, no shit. What gave it away?
Stiles: He, uh, he touched my eyebrows and now I have an erection.
Scott: *Laughing obnoxiously*
Stiles: Fuck you. You said you wouldn’t laugh! Ugh, it won’t go away. It’s been a half-hour!!
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Stan: I don’t want a boyfriend
Eddie: I don’t get it, having a boyfriend is the best thing
Stan: What’s so good about it?
Eddie: Last week I got chased by a fox and Bill threw a shoe at it
Stan: …
Eddie: It was so romantic
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Richie: Promise not to laugh? ... I might have a mild to moderate crush on Max.
Pete: Yeah, no shit. What gave it away?
Richie: He, uh, he touched my eyebrows and now I have an erection.
Ruth: *Laughing loudly*
Richie: You said you wouldn’t laugh! Ugh, it won’t go away. It’s been a half-hour!!
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HYYH Hoseok: You're my friend. I love you like a friend- Are you okay?
HYYH Yoongi:
HYYH Yoongi, tearing up: No one's ever said I was their friend before
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fez: have you ever done anything you're not supposed to just because it feels good being bad?
lexi: yeah
fez: like what?
lexi: I don't back up my hard drive sometimes, if I'm tired
fez: wow
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