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astroohoe · 1 day

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Astro observations

Hi! I know its been a while since i posted ...was going through some thangs loll now let's get to itttt.

•Gemini women loves to gossip lol. They can literally be gossiping about you while youre literally there, they do not care if you hear or not . Honestly, i think the end goal was for you to hear theyre talking shit about you lol

•Gemini women have anger issues. They're really HOT TEMPERED and you can hear it from the top of their voice it's soooo bad😑

•Virgo women are mean 😑...most people dislike virgo women because they can criticize you, judge you all day and it might even seem like they bullying you lol...im a virgo myself and i don't even like most of the virgo women ive met ........they're personality is just 100% TRASH and they're sooo blunt eiiii😂😂😂

Ex:Beyonce in destinys's child...lol search for her old interviews with the...girl has been judging them all day😂 and the SHADE she used to give to them!! Guuuuuuuuurl was shady aslllll😂😂😂😂

•Taurus women are GOLDIGERS

•Aries sun men are selfish sometimes, they'll choose themselves first and you'll be soooo surprised😂

•Scorpio men are SENSITIVE! DRAMA KINGS ALL DAY...I swear I've never seen a man act sooooo petty and a bitch at the same time lol.

•Scorpio men are caring

•Scorpio men love love and loves the idea of love and a relationship lol they cant be single for oneday, always looking .

•Grown Capricorn men are 100% PREDATORY🙄

•Pieces men literally have a phase in their early 20's where they're just HOES and a menace in their relationships🤣😭😭😭 they could be dating three of four girls at the time and you wont even figure it out..that Neptune energy blurs all the lies..it makes them a GOOD LIAR and skilled at it....they can even gaslight you when you ask them if they are cheating on you...but when they grow in their 40's they actually STEP UP as MEN .they can literally reject girls to tell them im married and i love me wife..so be patient...They're also EXTREMELY LOVING AND SELF SACRIFICING 🥰🥰🥰🥰

.Pieces venus and mars knows how to give love, lol they're soooooo sweet. You're lucky to have a Pieces venus a bf or gf they know how to love.

•Virgo venuses are hoes100%

•Aquarius women are hypocrites but solo beautiful. They are shady friends and good at stealing peoples husbands and boyfriends....they're NOT that good of a people tbh.

•Sagitarrius women are thee most intelligent in the class followed by Capricorn women. They always get good grades . lol are you messing with a half horse half human and LITERALLY THE GOAT??😂😂😂 at you dumb??

•EARTH SIGNS WOULD ROAST YOU...YOU REALLY DO NOT WANT THE SMOKE WITH THEM....ESPECIALLY WITH TAURUS MEN...THEY WILL ROAST YOU TO EVEN END UP GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY

•Capricorn men can insult you on every deeper level.

•Virgo women have a sharp tongue and they can literally plan on revenging you honestly...im even scared of earth signs they're not to be played with .

•Sagitarius women see LITERALLY every women as they're competion...why??? They are one of theee most jealous signs EVER...LIKE??

•Gemini women are annoying tbh😑

•Capricorn girls were the mean girls in school 100%

•Aquarius mercuries have a smart mouth and a sooooo intelligent.

•Cancer women are soooo feminine...and extremely funny ...my beauties>>>>>>

•LEOS are soooooo motherly😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 like, i love y'all

•Aries and Libra....why do y'all like each other sooooo much??...and most of the times , it is the libras who chases the Aries suns...The libra men are sooooo obsessed with the Aries woman, or Aries rising lol....

So thats it forrrrr meeeee ......hope you enjoyed? Byeeee

#astrology #piesces #cancer #scorpio #witchblr #astro notes #makeup #zodiac #baby witch #astrological degrees

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chryzure-archive · 1 year

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ChrysiArchie rant you say…? 👀👀

YES, OKAY, SO.. this is a little bit of world-building / just general storyline stuff i’ve added, and i’m putting them in random bullet points, so if they don’t make sense… alas <//3 but i’ve been thinking abt them sooo hard even though i haven’t even gotten to archie in my reread yet (i think i’ll die when i see him again, fr!!!), SO:

on selene, it’s… semi-normal for you to take on a consort in a marriage. it happens a lot if it’s an arranged marriage (as is chrysi’s with her fiancé, who i have been thinking will be elias bloom for extra fury and helplessness :)), so in an attempt to find any hope in her future, chrysi chooses jacks to become her legal consort. obvi he jumps on this chance bc it’s THE only way for him to be with her, but okay. we move.

vaguely related to that… chrysi was technically “arranged” to marry azure waaaaay back before she’d even been shipped off to the pole. she was the executioner and he was some noble (forgive me, my world-building hasn’t gotten this far ;;; i was thinking w chryzure soulmate brain instead of writer-brain

anywayyy, azure dies :) and UGHHH, ophelia learns allll about chrysi and her tragic past through the engagement ring set azure gave chrysi :((( she didn’t mean to read the past in the objects, but she touched it and chrysi’s grief was so overwhelming that it dragged her into reliving chrysi’s pain over losing azure… and later going deeper into the rings’ memories to see how much azure truly loved chrysi. it kills me inside. it shocks ophelia, since chrysi seemed to give her heart so wholly to archie. lots of things going on there.

that follows up w a scene between chrysi and ophelia, where chrysi talks abt soulmates… and bc in the mirror visitor series, the population doesn’t believe in god anymore (…. except the god they talk of isn’t even god, it’s a woman named eulalia gonde, and her name has been mispronounced and warped into “god”. sorry, that’s a major spoiler, but we move, okay), chrysi goes on to say, “i don’t know if i believe in a god like the ancients did, but i do believe there was some higher divinity that made azure for me and i for him. everything about our love was ordained. i could believe in a god with him at my side.” SOBBING. IMAGINE BEING ARCHIE WALKING IN ON THAT AND FINDING OUT THAT CHRYSI HAD A WHOLE ENTIRE SOULMATE BEFORE SHE DEDICATED HERSELF TO ARCHIE AFTER AZURE’S DEATH. I’M GOING TO SCREAM AND CRY AND THROW UP.

also, vaguely related to that: on selene, i’ve decided that even though religion has moved away from the concept of a “god”, they do still have saints that they worship (esp since they’re such a dreamlike people, it makes sense to me??? but also i wanted jacks to still swear by using the saints’ names hehe)—and that chrysi, as the current executioner, has gained such a foothold in politics (on accident), that she’s on her way to becoming a saint. even jacks, when she takes him on as a consort (after she left archie and archie… kinda left her too, unintentionally), will whisper that she’s his saint alone and he doesn’t want to share her. also he calls her “saint chryseis” bc. i want to have some chrysijacks crumbs in this universe, okay.

since selene is highly inspired by venice as well, i figured the combination of the arts and religion being so deeply ingrained in the arts leads to a reasonable assumption that selene would still be more religious than the rest of the arks. …. yeah :)

….anyway, unrelated, archie shows up during chrysi’s engagement party. we’ve been over this. he doesn’t realize it’s chrysi’s engagement party at first though???? and when he sees chrysi walk up to elias bloom + he sees that she’s taken off all of her rings so elias bloom can put his singular stupid fucking trophy ring on chrysi’s finger, archie feels such a sense of horror that he doesn’t know how to explain.. then he realizes, oh, he loved how much chrysi was independent, even though it frightened him a little bit, how little he understood her… :((

elias bloom is the one that dies unexpectedly :) on that same night where chrysi’s washing the blood off her hands and archie shows up mid-hand wash and chrysi’s terrified and confused by her spotty memory :) both archie and jacks are thrilled chrysi’s no longer engaged to that bastard, but it’s pretty obvious that this doesn’t look good for proving her innocence.

anyway, also jumping to another point: chrysi never let archie use his ability of transparency on her bc she was frightened that if he did, he would feel her pain and realize that she was sick and dying. she didn’t want him to grieve her while she was still alive. well, jokes on her, bc archie’s also dying, but you know. whatever.

that said… their happy ending is him using his powers to create their own little communion of souls (pretentious, but it is kinda a romantic concept. i hate him) and they’re finally no longer hiding any secrets from each other + now they trust each other… they make me want to gnaw on drywall.

#this was a pure memmy rant. makes no sense and i jump from random thought to random thought i’ve had all day.#but i needed to get this out of me SOMEHOW #if this makes no sense: actually yes it does <3 brainwashes you into believing that #.asks #m.filly✨#s.chrysiarchie #mostly i’m thinking abt chryzure in relation to chrysiarchie because. ohhh. the agonies…..#chrysi never expected to outlive azure… how can she deal with the fact that she doesn’t want archie to experience the same thing…#she knows the agony of watching someone you love die and living on without them. she doesn’t want to do that to archie #EXCCEPT HE’S APPARENTLY GOING TO DO THE SAME THING W HER BC HE ALSO DECIDED NOT TO TELL HER THAT HE WAS DYING #all their drama is sooo funny and also soooo annoying

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georgiapebblespowell · 1 year

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DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN GINNY & GEORGIA SEASON 2 TIL THE END ALSO TRIGGER WARNING: MENTION OF SH.

Honestly the way Ginny acts in the 1st 3 episodes is hella annoying I get that she has panic attacks and is going through a lot but she has no right to treat her mum the way she does. Once her & MANG get back together my opinion of her changed she still defo has major issues and can be super annoying at times. My girl Abby is everything like i freaking love her so much shes killing it this season idk whether its the fact that she's got new hair and thats giving her confidence vibes (Don't like the fact she slept w that Press dude not just bc hes a major asshole but bc she deserves soooo much better) I honestly hope Abbie finds love in the next season bc she derserves it and omg Georgia is still a freaking amazing queen of a mother (i love the southern accent anyway but Georgia's is freaking amazin😍😘🤣). Anyway Marcus and Gin are sooo cute but its clear hes got some issues of his own that he needs to work through first before loving anyone else its mad but i do feel for him love him so much but other scenes that made my heart warm were:

MANG being friends again honest to god Best friend goals for life.

Also the fact that Zion and Paul had their bonding session was hilarious (mainly bc Joe was working at the time and his facial expressions were soo funny🤣🤣🤣) Anyway The very last scene that touched my heart a hell of a lot was Georgia and Ginnys talk about Ginny selfharming I realise that although i was ranting about Ginny in the beginning she has grown a whole lot im glad she sorted things w her mum tho its been nice to see that after episode 3 (off and on bc lets be real here she's still a teenage girl).

Lets not forget Austin my sweet boy man he's now tramautised and will never be the same after shooting his Dad

The fact that Georgia got carted off by the police on her wedding day tho😮😮

Honestly i really hope she finds a way outta this one cause as much as i love Paul (way he stood up for her with Gil after learning all that stuff was hella adorable😍💜) but just bc Austin & Ginny love her and bc she belongs w Paul & Zion and the kids.

I really Reccomend this show if you like drama and Comedy and female empowerment.

#Ginny & Georgia2 #Netflix #Ginny x Marcus #Ginny Miller #Georgia Miller #Paul Randoloph #Austin Miller #Zion Miller #TV Show Reccomendation

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what-if-nct · 2 years

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hiiiiii today's reminder is in two parts because the nct channel has fed us well today

1. the beatbox dance practice vid: pls why are they so cute giggly goofy dream is my absolute favourite. Jaemin twerking, an absolute king. Mark looking scandalised when Renjun took off his jacket. the rap line always unquestioningly following whatever Jaemin does in that one bit when they're walking by the back. Haechan looking very seriously into camera and asking "why am i so sexy". all while dancing like that? i adore them

2. the boxing video: tomorrow I'm gonna see Kun throw some fists and I already refuse to apologise for the person i will become when that happens. Shotaro tearing up (???) because Yangyang teased him, my absolute precious angel. Doyoung looked so fucking good i think i just have a thing for people throwing punches tbh it's always hot as fuck. also i love Jungwoo but he was reminding me so much of my baby sister picking fights for no reason that i got genuinely kinda annoyed at one point and had to stop and come back to it. also everyone in the background throwing salt in the fire, NCT is full of messy bitches. i know we joke about Kun just chilling and having a good little chuckle in these NCT show videos but it was a true joy to see him laugh at their fights and stir more drama.

in conclusion i love them your honour

Hiiii, I wasn't paying attention to the dream video for a second literally the first few seconds when I looked back at my tv I saw a little tushy sticking out behind Jeno didn't even need to do process of elimination or try to remember who has orange hair. It could only be one person. Only one person would randomly start twerking and I love him. Put him on the twerk team with Yeonjun and Kevin Moon from tbz. But I love their goofy dance practice videos the most. Renjun spinning the jacket over his head was the cutest thing ever. Also just realized Chenle isn't Renjun sized any more swear he was just as tiny. When did he grow? He's suppose to be Renjun sized.

I swear I say this everyday but oh my god I love Jungwoo, yes yes he was soooo annoying but its funny. He's so cute, he's literally just like a wound up puppy play fighting. He's so dramatic. But also I can't tell who was telling the truth Jungwoo or Doyoung. Imma be biased and blindly believe everything Jungwoo said. And poor Shotaro just felt left out and yeah if someone calls you out of the blue and you drop everything for them and then they're like guess you were bored like sir... What. But Kun softly assuring Shotaro his feelings were valid was sooo sweet. His tone was so fatherly and warm. But Yangyang not having a single thing to say about Taro and only singing him praises to the point Shotaro was in tears. sweet babies. Theyre so precious. And Shotaro is just a little angel something about his face and voice just makes me so happy. The sweetest baby angel. He was so cute when he said do you hate texting me. My heart. Okay for Taro, I will fight Jungwoo. Dont make my baby sad my other baby. But when Jungwoo said think carefully don't listen these people. I've never laughed so hard oh my god. I've come to a verdict, I love them too.

Also when Hendery asked if they could hit their opponent. Honestly that's what I was hoping for to see them go Teen Top on each other. Chunji took out like five members with a jump kick. They were always fighting it bled into their mvs. Like when they fought on the beach or when Chunji pushed ljoe into Changjo so hard the lockers went back in the locker version of Miss Right. I love Teen Top. Also B1A4, I remember when Sanduel was beating Baro with those leeks. Haechan always reminded me of that moment. Seems like something he'd do. Back when the moment you heard Brave sound you knew the song was gonna be good.

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isagisyoichi · 3 years

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how do u think the boy would be in a party😈😈

NEW RULES!

SYNOPSIS: blue lock at a party

CHARACTERS INCLUDED: isagi, bachira, nagi, reo, rin, chigiri, naruhaya, niko, nanase, gagamaru, kunigami

WARNINGS: mentions of underage drinking and weed (but no one actually takes anything), swearing, mentions of throwing up and food, again pretend they're all friends and go to the same school because it's more fun to think that way. ooc rin maybe? idk i like pretending he's not as miserable as the manga makes him out to be 🤗 he deserves to have fun i think

A/N: no cause this was soooo fun to write tysm anon, i got through this in a flash cause i loved this suggestion sm :') literally one of the most fun requests i've ever gotten eeee!!!!! also this made me miss my irls bye corona can suck my balls fr

ISAGI YOICHI:

i feel like this would be his first big party aw lol, so he’s kind of nervous LMAO.

gets handed a beer by someone, has his first sip of it ever, and immediately spits it out. mutters “how the hell can anyone drink this?” and “discreetly” pours the rest into a bush.

mainly stays with nagi, chigiri, kunigami, and bachira and they just talk throughout the night

(bachira only sits down and talks after his energy dies down. i'll elaborate on this below the cut).

keeps asking nagi “what song is this?” throughout the night LOL. makes a mental note of what songs to add to his playlists.

slightly nods his head to the music, aw cute. goes a little harder and lip syncs/raps along when he really likes the song, though (i stand by my word when i said he loves “neon guts”)

does accidentally bump into someone, but isagi starts a convo with them after he apologizes, and they hit it off right away 🥰

but, the person left early and isagi, ever the dummy, forgets to ask for their number.

and he's actually so disappointed in himself when he realizes, too 😭

BACHIRA MEGURU:

not drunk or anything at all, but boy, the way he’s acting makes it seem like he is.

the self proclaimed “life of the party.”

can be found “dancing,” though i use that word generously because to classify whatever he’s doing as “dancing,” is a stretch, to every song, even if he doesn’t know the words LOL

really likes when throwbacks come on!!!! he does dance to the lyrics and not the beat sometimes, though 😭

but, bachira looks like he’s having so much fun, it’s so cute, he’s definitely been waiting for this moment his whole life 🥰

if you were dancing with him, bachira would 100% take you by the hand and spin you around

also forces gets isagi to dance with him but isagi’s so awkward 😭

bachira also ends up jumping in the pool sometime later that night. yells “cannonball!” and everything, like, okay michael phelps 😭

he doesn’t have extra clothes so reo has to give him some and they're so fucking big on him LOLLL

texts the groupchat “i was sooo crazy last night😂” in the morning LMAOO, okay babe calm down

KUNIGAMI RENSUKE:

takes it upon himself to make sure none of his friends die LOL

only drinks water and diet coke 👍

his mom calls in the middle of the party to ask how he's doing and bachira and nagi are doing stupid shit like yelling “pass the weed” and fake moaning 😭

isagi and chigiri tell him to tell her they say hi LOL

really likes when the dj puts on 90s/2000's r&b/hiphop songs (i'll die by my hc that kunigami's an oldies fan)

mostly sways side to side to the music, but he did also dance a little, per request of bachira, and ended up talking to a cute person a for little, too 🤗

offers to help clean up in the morning

CHIGIRI HYOUMA:

at least two drunk girls have mistaken him for their friend, and another four have asked to touch his hair.

tried to use one of reo’s many bathrooms, found a couple making out, outwardly said “gross,” and then left to find another one 😭

nods his head and taps his foot to the music, not much of a dancer.

also a people-watcher, and he points out things he sees are happening to his friends.

“guys, i think misa and her boyfriend are breaking up, look.” leave that poor girl alone bro 😭

finds himself laughing a lot that night because damn! his friends are funny, whether they try to be or not.

not really a party person, but chigiri actually had a lot of fun 🥰

NARUHAYA ASAHI:

also on the dancefloor! doesn’t really dance, per say, but he jumps up and down and does the fist pump thing 😭 he has the spirit, let's give him that.

drank a lot of soda, so he’s filled with energy. also pees in at least three of reo's bathrooms.

talks to his friends, but also makes new ones! also i feel like he takes a lot of pictures LOL. he needs the finsta content 😭

plays truth or dare, or something like that. ends up having to do some stupid shit like smack raichi’s ass and run away, but naruhaya did make out with the girl next to him, so fair trade, he thinks.

also ends up in the pool, but he’s playing chicken with gagamaru and some other people. does not win a single round, but he had fun 😇

leaves with like four plates of food and one of reo’s decorative towels for some reason???

GAGAMARU GIN:

goes through a bunch of reo's shit 😭 he's not taking anything, but he's just curious LOL

strikes up very, random conversations with a bunch of people out of nowhere, good for him!

weirdly good at darts, very good aim.

although one round, naruhaya accidentally distracted gagamaru and one of darts ended up in reo's wall 💔

“it's fine, he has the money to fix it,” naruhaya shrugs as he walks away from reo's now punctured, wall. so true bestie!

gagamaru somehow ends up giving some drunk stranger some “life-changing” advice. (whether it's good or not is debatable)

they thank gagamaru for changing their life and he never sees them again

NAGI SEISHIRO:

irritates the fuck out the dj because nagi keeps asking him to play one specific song over and over again.

it was good the first time, don't wear it out for the rest of us bae 😭

doesn't really dance, just nods his head, maybe raps along a little, too

when he talks to the girls that come up to him, nagi says stuff like “yeah, the host and i go way back, we’re best friends.”

“way back,” my ass, but whatever nagi 🤨

knocks out in one of reo’s guest rooms. someone finds him when they’re trying to look for the bathroom and they draw a mustache and a bunch of other stupid shit on him 😭

tries to leave before reo makes him help clean up in the morning. does not work 👍

dumbass also ended up losing his phone (reo bought him a new one so nagi doesn't really care)

RAICHI JINGO:

gasses himself up sooo much when he’s trying to hit on girls.

“yeah, i'm about to go D1 after high school, just wait on it,” yeah, okay raichi 🙄

also tries to show them his highlights, bye. babe, i mean this in the nicest possible way but, i do not care, can we just kiss 🙏

i feel like he’s one of those boys who likes to take his shirt off for no reason, so raichi most definitely ends up shirtless at some point of the night 😭

takes pictures with reo’s fancy cars in his garage to flex 💀 gets annoyed when reo says raichi can’t drive them. raichi doesn't even have his license 😑

plays pool and is actually not that bad. does almost accidentally blind isagi with his cue, though.

IMAMURA YUUDAI:

he's with some girls but, he’s a dummy and he didn’t know his other hoes would be there, so imamura had quite a few drinks spilled on him here and there.

still somehow leaves with like three new girls snaps, four numbers, and a bunch of lipstick stains. not even gonna lie, i respect his game.

actually a really good dancer, and he knows he looks good, too. knows the words to every drake song that comes on, argue with your mom.

lip-syncs the words to you when you dance together and it makes you more flustered than you would think 🙄

the type to pull you close and wraps his arms around your waist or around your neck

actually really fun to talk to. always in the loop with drama and stuff, so he's always got some interesting conversation topics. and he's funny 😭

MIKAGE REO:

obviously, the party’s at his house. what’s the point of having a rich teammate if you can’t exploit them for their possessions?

jokes, but reo did offer to throw it at his mansion house in the first place.

actually really likes throwing parties lmao, so he jumped at the opportunity.

posted on his snap, “party at my place su for address‼️” LOL

natural charm + raised with good manners = reo being an amazing host

but, reo does have a little group of girls following him around the entire night 👎

and it irritates the hell out of whoever reo’s trying to talk to because they’re all up on him, making it hard for reo to pay attention 😑

also doesn’t help that he entertains them and flirts back and dances with a couple of them, too

and looks good when he dances, too UGH!!!! he's the type to run his hands up and down your body while he dances with you 😣

i hate this man 👎 /j

ITOSHI RIN:

practicing. he didn’t come. sike! rin has a social life, too, come on now, y'all 🙄

talked a big game about how he wouldn’t show up then he still came anyways, like rin, what 😭??

super good at cup pong and he knows it. he keeps beating ryusei and if you look closely, rin has something reminiscent of a smirk on his face.

a foot-tapper, not a dancer, which sucks because he’s not even bad at dancing, either 👎

a couple of girls come up to rin to flirt, but rin doesn’t give them the time of day. no response or anything just a little side eye 😭

rin just talks to his friends and that’s it, really.

actually internally glad for the chance to kickback and relax for once, tbh.

but, he refuses to admit he had any semblance of fun. (he did, rin’s just a weenie 😒)

NIKO IKKI:

the team forced him to come 😭

niko’s already a homebody and he doesn’t like loud noises or large social scenes, so he wasn’t too jazzed about going somewhere where the both of those things combine.

also he's picky with music so LOL. does like that one remix to the pursuit of happiness, though

he’s a wall-stander, i hate to break it to y’all. just watched everything from a distance and didn't talk to anyone except for isagi and his friends.

bye, if you don’t get off the damn wall and dance (he'd dance with me i'm different 🥰🤗)

keeps opening and closing his phone so he looks busy but that mf is literally just going through the settings app 😭

called his mom to bring him home an hour and a half in 👎

NANASE NIJIROU:

i hate to admit it, but he’s the annoying first year that documents everything on snap bye

he’s just excited to be there but like, there is no reason for his story to be half an hour long.

i'm not watching all of that! sorry that happened to you or good for you 🤗

probably playing games like spin the bottle or seven minutes in heaven. is very proud of himself for kissing four people in one night #bigmoves 🥳

stays with his group of friends and they're sooo loud and rowdy LMAOO. #firstyearthings

you can literally hear them laughing over the music, but they're having fun, so it's fine (at least of those kids hits people when they laugh too)

also dances, too! has super good energy and a natural sense of rhythm surprisingly 🥰 also a good hypeman!!!!! honestly, he's just really fun to be around tbh

overall, has a lot of fun, as you can tell by his story 😇

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ctrl-alt-aesthetic · 4 years

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stuff i’ve watched/am watching

all of these can be found on netflix :)) (i included a review too because i’m bored lol)

tv shows i’m watching:

criminal minds: i would say this is a tv show staple right here.SO good, also spencer reid, but the plot does get boring sometimes since it’s the same line of reasoning for like hundreds of episodes - still engaging tho. my least favorite aspect of this show is that they make minorities act so freaking stereotypically (9/10)

extracurricular: it seems kind of obscure at first but it’s actually so good, i like the realism aspect of it too (10/10)

money heist: really interesting and honestly kind of genius - cool characters but the last two parts are an overreach and so unrealistic, kind of the mary sue of heist tv shows (8/10)

tiger king: i swear i plan to finish this not too much of a fan but it’s interesting, the premise of this documentary is so obscure though, how did the producers find something so niche and manage to make so many episodes out of it (6/10)

abyss: this show is really good but i stopped watching it, i need to pick it back up (8/10)

tv shows i’ve watched/stopped watching:

gossip girl: it’s actually such a fun watch, also a staple tv show, but they kind of lost me after a while and it became kinda uninteresting since it was the same shit lol, also chuck bass is the best character even though his character is more static than a boulder (7/10)

sex education: SO GOOD, really really amazing show, the characters were so loveable and complex, i live for the plot and character development, they really seem like people and not some sort of one-dimensional unit (10/10)

meteor garden: soooo cheesy in the end but i live for it, it was so fun to watch, good character development (8/10)

patriot act: desi icon, super informative, hilarious way to discuss heavy information (10/10)

madam secretary: honestly a really good show, even though it’s pretty dramatized i got a lot out of it, and it was honestly binge-worthy. definitely a staple tv show for me (10/10)

memories of the alhambra: it got annoying to watch in the end because it didn’t make any logical sense, but i still found myself binge-watching it. sooo good haha (8/10)

accidentally in love: its the iconic chinese cheesy cheesy cheezy rom com you didn’t know you needed. (10/10)

the umbrella academy: i kinda didn’t get it after a while, it felt like a fever dream. nonetheless, it was a really interesting concept. (6/10)

never have i ever: regardless of the complaints that people have of this show, i actually really really liked it. as a desi person i was able to relate to it since they didn’t make the main character have an overwhelmingly desi identity but still kept it a significant part of her, and if i were a non-desi person, i think i would say it was really palatable. amazing representation and characters, although some were static. (8.5/10)

my first first love: i never watched season two, but it was pretty good. the plot was interesting and the love triangle too haha, i kinda lost interest tho rip (7/10)

persona: it was really abstract, but honestly super interesting. incredibly trippy and made me think. loved it. (9/10)

terrace house: opening new doors: super fun to watch all the drama go down lol, i also learned a lot of japanese from it haha (8/10)

queer eye: obviously iconic, what more is there to say, i don’t find myself binging it tho (9/10)

movies i’ve watched:

avengers: infinity war: obviously amazing,, i mean it’s marvel sooo (10/10)

thor: ragnarok: funniest movie ever. also jeff goldblum. (10/10)

comedies:

john mulaney: the comeback kid: it’s john mulaney (10/10)

john mulaney: kid gorgeous (at radio city): my personal favorite comedy film, absolutely iconic (10/10)

trevor noah: afraid of the dark: i never finished it but it was really interesting, it was more of a documentary than a comedy tho (8/10)

hasan minhaj: homecoming king: sooo funny but i don’t remember anything lol (9/10)

gabriel iglesias: i’m sorry for what i said when i was hungry: i don’t remember the jokes but i remember laughing so (8/10)

russell peters: almost famous: don’t remember a thing but he was funny...i remember how didn’t like how much he was swearing tho, it took away from the humor a bit (7/10)

gad elmaleh: american dream: absolutely hilarious. it was interesting to see how foreigners/immigrants see america lol (9/10)

russell peters: notorious: don’t remember so i’m gonna rate it the same as the other russell peters one (7/10)

vir das: losing it: iconic. he’s so funny but he does it in a way where he infuses super important messages into his jokes. (9/10)

animes:

attack on titan: this was it. this was the anime that made me fall into the anime rabbit hole in middle school. super good but they can chill with the violence (9/10)

ouran high school host club: iconic. (10/10)

black butler: ok to be real this anime was crazy good. it had really good characters but i honestly didn’t get the plot sometimes... (9/10)

sword art online: i wasn’t the biggest fan but i can’t rlly have an opinion of it bc i never got into it (5/10)

fairytail: it was a really good, pretty lighthearted anime, good watch hahah (7.5/10)

fullmetal alchemist: the absolute best. plot was really captivating as well as the characters and concepts. (10/10)

kill la kill: it was good, characters were interesting, i also like the art style. it was super unnecessarily horny tho (7/10)

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kaisooficrec · 5 years

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aaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! helloooo mods!!!!!!!!! SO! instead of a specific AU, I thought about an author shoutout! what are each mod's fave kaisoo authors? and maybe you could give us one of their underrated stories and/or your favorite that they wrote! Ps: you are all amazing and beautiful and I love you!

HELLOOOO~ this is a great idea annonie uwu. Here are our fav authors (both ever and at the moment) with our fav + underrated fics that we love from them.

I’m excited because this is my first time talking about my fav authors so here it goes~

timefortea

My favorites: Something I Gotta Say (Tom and Jerry) (enemies to lovers au clair de lune (wolf au, royalty au + topsoo, iconic) and Anti-Climax (just read it it’s real hot)

Underrated: What’s Good, Princess? (hs au, crack, please im still laughing), Who You Gonna Call? (ghost busters au, TRULY UNDERRATED GO READ IT)

w_anderingheart

My favorites: Amid Shadows (hitmen + mafia au, one of the first fics i read and still so good), there are no wrong mistakes (college au, puppy love nini and nerdy soo, so cute and amazing)

sooblushes

My favorites: run batted in (college + sports au, baldsoo will forever be legendary), deep tissue (i am drooling jongin is soo’s new massage therapist :-))

Underrated: pause, rewind (this baeksoo but its soooo good and sexy)

jongnugget

My favorites: Love Me Right (hs + sports au, if you haven’t read this yet… where have you been?), Kiss and Cry (figure skater au, one of the most beautiful fics i’ve ever read), and of course The Devil Wears Gucci (fashion au, the devil wears prada inspired and a masterpiece)

Underrated: Break a Leg (college au + drama club au, this is SO good i love it so much), Carpe Diem (salem witch trials inspired, so unique and so good Bite Me (vampire au, we are so blessed this exists)

verseau

My favorites: lately all i want is you on top of me (college au, ~discovering their sexuality~, this is already one of my fav fics ever), spreading inside of me (college professors au but like, really sexy and beautifully written)

Underrated: by my side (love this, see admin w’s commentary. go read it

at1stsoo

My favorites: Campaigning for Your Heart (college au + enemies to lovers, politics, but like it’s too good i’m in love ALSO THE SEQUEL), A Slice of Summer Love (college au, pizza delivery guy au, so cute and the pining i love love love), Lawyer Up (My Ass) (you were all expecting this one and here it is bc im still shook and amazed by this lawyer au), What the Nightingale Spies (spy au, legendary)

Underrated: Push the Pedal Down (hs au where bffs kaisoo escape the school to go on a small road trip Birthday Roulette (this so cute and funny i love it, go read it)

indigomini

My favorites: Pay Me Some Mind (pretty sure this is the first fic i read from her and i’m still in love! college au, fwb to lovers Dark Shadows (Are Woken Inside of Me) (oof wolf au and jong discovers he’s an alpha and soo is in heat and jong is obsessed), Puppy Love (bartender nini is hot asf and soo thinks so too) and finally! Yes, Alpha (wolf au again with soo being nini’s personal in-house chef, fucking love this fic i can’t get enough even after every update)

Underrated: Romantic In Theory (im crying i love this so much jongin is so cheesy and its like crack but the smut is good and they’re just goals)

I have to add parkourdeer because he was one of the first authors I loved and I still love his fics very much.

- Admin Macaroon

t_dragon - is on a roll, so many kaisoo fics and still counting!

SM Origins: Kai - x-men au. it’s slightly more jongin-centric but i personally love the bestfriends-to-love dynamic he has with kyungsoo here :’)

Perfection - hurt comfort but also fluff, jongin is training so hard to become the best dancer but he only hurts himself in the process and kyungsoo is having none of it

coppertears - one of the classic authors (been around since 2012/13 yet!!) and all their kd fics are perfect, I defo recommend reading them all!

landfall - stripper!kai + office worker!soo fall in love with each other (the push and pull rls ufgh)

maybe in hell, there is a heaven - umm this is not for the faint-hearted :’) it’s a war au with some graphic scenes, jongin is a prisoner, kyungsoo is one of the commanders, but he always is there to protect jongin much to jongin’s surprise

mercuryretrograte/brujadelmar - amazing amazing amazing, i hope they’ll write more

fav: begging you to keep on haunting me - hybrid au, bodyguard au. jongin is a famous dancer but he’s also a swan hybrid and one evening, he receives a death threat. feared for his life, he hires the best bodyguards also hybrids to protect him day in day out

underrated: Ursae Minoris - game of thrones inspo. i dont watch GoT but i’m sure this fics is only loosely inspired by it. and it’s bomb! jongin got married into a new family and he learns about their different culture (ongoing)

xingnini- angst is good but comedy is the real mvp!

underrated: Itaidōshin (Army of Two) - zombie au + comedy au aka when they try to escape the zombies and fight as one but they AREN’T IN SYNC AT ALL also farmboy!jongin bless and chanhun are so fUNNY

Jjeut Jjeut (Tsk, Tsk) - college/enemies to lovers nerd/straight A’s jongin pisses kyungsoo with his unnecessary questions in class so much he wants to fight him but jongin just made him accidentally agree to go on a date instead HAHA freshman jongin is sooo qt

tinylittlepaws - cute, will they write more? ;_;

Say Hi! - omegle!au and the whole shebang :D in which Jongin is bored and alone on a sunday night and decides to try something new with a Random Stranger on the internet.

Tonight is The Night - het is not many ppl’s fav, but this one is really nice OTL girl!nini is feeling brave one night with soo and makes him go down on her :))

ladyLiliah - they only have a few kaisoo fics but they slap!

Dunes - non au, smut, exo visits dubai again but this time with kyungsoo and jongin is ecstatic c:

Afloat - slice of life non au, smut, both train together and de-stress together yup

kaichocosoo - sooo many great kd fics idek what to rec first tbh! their spn au is gold!

Golden - vampire/werewolf au, kyungsoo is a vampire who has dated many times before but now baek convinces him to go this one with someone he thinks could be ‘the one’ for kyungsoo c:

Hunt Me Not - jongin is determined to be a good vampire hunter but he’s very much into his mentor hunter prodigy kyungsoo (shy!jongin hehe)

AbsoluteZXING - has a number of kaisoo fics and theyre qt :’)

Afterlight - first fic i read, this is celebrity au/ bestfriends au…the ending just reminded me of Trees of Heaven drama, i love this :(

No Promises - jongin is not happy he had to leave kyungsoo (he is now an angel), but fate has a different plan for them

potslooshi - a few but very nice kd fics uwu

Chances: The blind side - blind!soo is recovering from an accident and kai, who is junmyeon’s brother and soo’s doctor promises jun to pretend to be soo’s husband to help him heal

Videre - non au smut with some cute moments of them travelling overseas (hj, dirty talk)

lovelyairi - from fluff to angst to smut this author can do it all c:

Make Me Love You - jongin seeks pleasure in a club but he gets more than expected - a pureblood vampire royalty ;) kyungsoo’s shaved head + purple eyes is a wonderful concept

Gentleman - kyungsoo goes to watch Hyung (yeees the movie he’s starring in) in theatres but there’s a person who’s sobbing loudly next to him which is quite annoying!

Minty_Pixie - the queen of Garnet Hearts! but also of many other incredible fics *u*

Read Me Right - superpowers/abilities, kyungsoo can read people’s minds by a simple touch and he respects jongin’s boundaries (until one day he touches him in an attempt to wake him up from a nightmare)

Through Fire and Ashes - 84k zombie/post-apocalypse au oh em gee!!!! if you are into zombie au and survival theme w lots of heartbreak and action and kd being in love so much they withstand literally everything, what are u waiting for!

life_not_knife - people stop sleeping on this author!!

Hybrid Hyperbole - wolf au, the history of wolves has been always been full of violence, and mistreatment. it is a challenge for both to defy even if it means they’ll have to deal with repercussions

So Damn Hot! - d/s elements, sub!ks and dom!jongin well done uwu

kxdlola120 - nearly 40 kaisoo fics of various genres and aus? thank you for your service :’)

Crimson pink - vampire au, jongin sacrificed by his town to save them from extinction but the vampire he was sold to has seet his eyes on him long before. ongoing!!

Blue - hello angst :’(( jongin is always by kyungsoo’s side and would follow him everywhere, but he doesn’t get to follow him home… (w for terminal illness)

I’ve listed my favourites several times before and that pretty much still stands, these authors are my faves but also who I feel aren’t talked about much! I’ll make sure to rec more authors when I rmb ^^ - Admin J

strange-seas

Faves: The Loneliest Place to Be, Through the Midnight Streets, A Heart at Peace

Underrated: Somewhere Only We Know (it’s SeKai but it’s underrated AND IT’S FRIGGIN BEAUTIFUL)

unfinishedpages

Faves: Do Overs and Second Chances, Something Lost, Something Borrowed.

Underrated: Tahanan, (Watch me make them bow) One by, one by one

jongnugget

Faves: Kiss From a Rose, The Devil Wears Gucci

Underrated: Peace of Mind

verseau

Fave: spreading inside of me

Underrated: by my side (THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE & A SOFTER, MORE ANGSTY TAKE ON THE USUAL MAFIA AU OK MORE PPL SHLD READ THIS)

Have to put these in cuz they’ll always be my faves: changdictator, uponinfinity, rainbowtoxicity, w_anderingheart, curryramyeon, and of course arosoo

- Admin W

#kaisoo #authors #admin w #admin macaroon #j

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chipswithfanfics · 6 years

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❝ Messy Boy ❞ Jaehyun

Genre: Fluff, kinda dramatic, akaiito!au Pairing: Jaehyun x Reader Summary: You’ve heard so many stories from your grandmother: about red lines, soulmates, and especially about the cold in the throat that you would feel when meet your special one. But you’ve never heard of what happens when the red line of fate is too short… Word count: 2k

you were twelve when your grandmother died a silent illness, which has taken hold of the lungs, and the ability of speech over the days,

but you stood firm, swallowed the weeping, and took a deep breath until the end

it was ironic that your grandmother died with a smile, still believing that you were destined to find your soulmate

the truth is that everyone could see the slender mark on some part of the body: in the neck, the wrist, the ankle, in some cases even in two places at the same time the red thread of destiny the bound of the soul the key for the true and deepest love

each one called what they wanted

and everyone could see their own wires: except you

it wasn’t long before you realized you didn’t have a soulmate: you came to this conclusion when you were seven years old

but it took time for you to understand why your grandmother disagreed so much she didn’t want you to end up like people without destiny: alone, or condemned to a marriage without love

you didn’t understand

and it wasn’t your fault

so… took even longer for you to understand why the universe preached such cruelty in realistic truth: you never understood what the universe wanted with that

and there you were, with your twelve years old, sobbing, trembling, feet away from the funeral of your beloved grandmother

you couldn’t stand it, when realized how much it hurts to be truly alone

and the tears were too salty in your face, so cold in the touch of your hot reddish cheeks, and the sky was gray, the flowers among the green of the lawn were yellow, and some were white

you just feel so dizzy… so alone

so far away that you can’t hear the footsteps rubbing in the grass

“why are you crying?” you turn around with a fright

the boy is standing right behind you, a little startling step through his face; but you don’t know if it’s because of the speed with which you get up, or if it’s because the state of your face

the two maybe

“i’m alone” you say with a murmur, holding firmly to the hem of the dirty dress: your mother would kill you if she really cared about her daughter’s condition

the boy smiles, simple like that, just smile when he hears your whimper

“what is so funny?” you grumble, loud enough

he twists his lips, his cheeks red as he is almost cackling “it’s funny” he pulls the air, his eyes wet with laughter “because I’m here, and you’re not alone”

are just words of an idiot boy, with messy hair, with leaves attached to the strands, grated knees but it’s like having a band-aid put right into your wound

you spend most of the afternoon with the messy boy, with bright smile

and there comes a time when you notice something “you don’t have a mark?” you ask

the boy raises his eyebrows, his eyes open

“the red thread… you don’t have one?”

he doesn’t answer, instead, raise his hand, showing his little finger “let’s make a promise” he says, with a crooked smile “i will not be alone while you’re around” the truth is you’re as red as he is… “and you will not be alone while i’m around”

that was your pinky promise, with the messy boy

turns out you didn’t ask his name, and you regret that day ever since because you never saw him again…

the years have passed, you have your part-time job

you have an apartment it’s a bit cramped, since it only has one bedroom, the kitchen is attached to the living room and doesn’t have a balcony but your cat seems to like the space

and you have some good friends too

so you can consider yourself an adult, confident, independent, and complete or almost…

but the thing is… your mother keeps calling you, every day; since the night you packed your bags

tired of the cigarette smell and the disgusting happiness of your mother with your stepfather so she was in that drama, of wanting you back when in all the years ago she never cared about you

with a sigh, you stop on the street after the end of your shift

it’s still a mid afternoon, the streets are full and you turn off your cell phone you remember the bills the empty fridge the price of your cat’s food the mess in your room and all the paperwork you have to deliver next morning

you don’t feel confident. much less independent you feel incomplete

damn… you feel like a piece of crap

and that’s, most part, because the nail of your little finger… broke … again

for many people it may seem stupid, especially to your friends

but for you this is stupidly annoying

“it’s hurting soooo muuuuch” you babble, almost crying your ass of, putting your finger in your mouth

it’s not just the pain it also burns, as if your whole finger were burning on a barbecue grill again, this isn’t the first time, and you want it to be the last: but you know it isn’t…

still with the finger in the mouth, a grunt coming out, your eyes meet by chance the little shop on the corner

is a cosmetics store, and in the window a handwritten billboard says “we can solve any frustration with your health” seems suspicious

but you’ve denied medical attention for so long, after all: the situation is ridiculous, it’s just a fingernail

and this even makes you hesitate, so you take a few steps forward, towards your home, which is not too far away in fact, it’s funny that you’ve never noticed the existence of that little shop that looks so nice

then you stop your steps again, the finger frozen, the saliva in contact with the air: still, it burns like hell “what could possibly go wrong?” you ask yourself

the question is rhetorical in some way, not because it was you who asked the question for yourself, but because the universe answered between the lines only you who didn’t listen so, let me show you this:

the guy on the workbench is having a hard day’s work, which isn’t news at that time of day

after all, having agreed to take care of her mother’s cosmetics shop while she traveled the world, was the worst decision of his life

Jaehyun hadn’t completed the university of pharmacy to be there, behind a counter of a cosmetics shop, that’s for sure shampoos, moisturizing creams, ampoules for nails and…

the truth number 1 is that none of it fits with the boy, who, tired, let a sigh escape

the truth number 2, even deeper, was that… yes, he had a good reason to have been there, after having accepted without hesitation the misplaced request of his mother

“it’s hurting so much” is what echoes in his head, the moment he feels the finger burn with dense eyes, he looks at his little finger, the corners of his mouth twist: “am I doing something wrong?”

he is waiting for her, somehow, waiting her like a fool

because that’s what they call it: foolishness foolish to have thought that being in a cosmetics shop specializing in nail health would bring about what he had hoped for

but he never knew her name, nothing but the voice in his head “i’m so alone” echoed, certain moments of the night, the finger burning like never before “i’m so alone here” could she listen to him, too? he wondered knowing that she didn’t know much beyond how much he knew

but Jaehyun didn’t lose hope, he trusts in the universe sooo much

hoping that one day the universe will reward him; and the only fear is that on the day of his reward… he fuck with everything

and with a groan he put his finger in the mouth, hoping that the blaze would relieve knowing that wouldn’t relieve in any way

then, the bell in the front door sing…

he doesn’t wait for much, since he receives many customers in the day, but the throat choke, like he had swallowed ice

the burning on the finger disappears

Jaehyun looks around, the store is full, but the eyes cling to the first image of a young girl who is just next to the front door

“hey!” he exclaims, firing from the balcony

he reaches the girl, bumping into someone in the way, grabbing firmly on her wrist, preventing her from leaving “wha-” it’s not her, the voice, it’s nothing like hers

Jaehyun apologize, and let everything roll out the door: feeling extremely defeated by chance

buuuut… let me tell you what happened, the moment you walked into the store…

bumping into someone in the way? = you!

what happened, seconds ago, was that Jaehyun practically pushed you out of his way without noticing, of course

but when he notices the girl, you, with your butt on the floor, a lot of hair creams falling off the shelves, he feels everything at the same time

especially the feeling that he fucked everything

“I should have listened to my senses telling me not to go into a store like this…” you grumble

he chokes as soon as he hears your voice

and helps you to get up, thousands of excuses being tossed from his lips, cautious eyes falling on your face from time to time

and…

you just want to get out of there, but at least with something in hand, then talk about the nail…

what you don’t expect is to see a bright smile on his face the fucking dimples, damn, girl!!!

and you doesn’t expect, much less, that he take your hand, gently massaging the skin lips touching your little finger

and it burns it burns like ice on a wound

“so… I think I’m the best person to help you” he says, with an even bigger smile

and then it is when you realize, when your heart stops, you see yourself plunging into his eyes

you remember every night you cried with your face sunk on the pillow

and remembered every night that you dreamed about him and then there he was

and what you do? you ran away… like… you don’t know how to react

so, you just run

and Jaehyun stays there, his mouth half open “what have I done wrong now???”

everything!!! you could say,

and he listens everything in the same night, all the curses, all the questions and it hurts deep in his soul he wants to apologize

was it too rough? too… shouldn’t be that the way soulmates know each other

and it’s worse because you weren’t prepared to meet your soulmate, you had never been, because you didn’t even know you had one

and it’s all wrong!! so wrong, that the next day, it’s raining and you have your red umbrella

the finger doesn’t burn anymore

and everything is so wrong, that there you are again, stopping outside the cosmetics shop just because you don’t have the courage to enter

and Jung Jaehyun sees you from the inside of the shop, and in the rain you hear the doorbell

the rain soaks his body and face in seconds and you can’t move when you see him smiling

because somehow you had not stopped to watch him: the dimples in the cheeks, the glitter in the eyes, the hair sort of messy, kind of lined up anyway the proportional body soft and shiny skin

“you’re not alone” the universe could answer if your ears weren’t covered for so long time but Jaehyun had listened to it for a long really long time, just because you couldn’t hear

just because, this is how this soulmates thing works, don’t you think?

“you are back…” he smiled even more, even if he was soaked he’s just a messy boy

“how about starting over??” you ask, suddenly and your umbrella is too red for the day, as red as the color that paints your cheeks

the truth is….

you just came to understand what the universe wanted in the moment Jaehyun stepped forward, coming closer, placing his hands on either side of you face

you only understood that the universe had never been cruel, the moment you felt Jaehyun’s gentle lips taking space it just seems right, the way your lips fit with his

it seemed right, simply right, that your skin fit so perfectly to the touch of his hands

and, taking a breath for seconds, you didn’t want to make the same mistake: “what’s your name?” you asked

“Jaehyun… Jung Jaehyun” and you see a warm glow pass deep in the eyes of your soulmate “but you can call me ‘my prince’ if you want to…”

anyway, he’s just your messy boy

AN: so this is my first attempt writing in english, or in a no-native-language, and ohmygawd I’m so nervous, hope this isn’t a complete garbage

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thebookventureroftroy · 6 years

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My review/ranking of Taylor Swift’s ‘Reputation’

Only read on if you like long posts coz this is a lonnngggg one

So I’m currently on Holidays and really bored so here’s my post reviewing and ranking the song’s from Taylor Swift’s new album. I downloaded it last weekend and it took me a while week to listening to kind of solidify an order of favourites for this one. There’s some really good ones.

I’m not like a mega-Taylor Swift fan, she’s more like a problematic fave. I have admired her songwriting prowess for a really long time though. I was really nervous ahead of the release for this one because I didn't particularly like the singles she released before it (except for ready for it) and I was like “Oh boy, this is it. This is the time I don’t buy Taylor’s new album.” And, well, I bought it. And she's hooked me in again.

I actually like that she kept her best stuff for the album release though. Usually its the other way around. As a whole, I like that Taylor is experimenting with new sounds and styles. it’s a natural progression for most artists around this point in their career and I think for the most part she’s succeeding. There are a like a couple of songs on this album that I don’t really like and after that they’re just all good in my opinion so I’m starting from the bottom and working my way up so it ends on a positive note.

A word before we start, my reaction towards songs comes a lot from the music before the lyrics, which I think is the opposite to a lot other Taylor fans. Lyrical connection is usually the second criteria in whether or not I like them. And then sing-ability is a factor as well.

Anyway, I’ll stop rambling.

Here we go.

15. This is why we can’t have nice things

Soooooooo I know this is on a lot of people’s favourite lists but I really didn’t like it. And it’s not because of the story. I usually love sassy Taylor. Some of my favourite songs of her’s are about her ripping on people. They’re usually the most fun. But I guess it’s just the way it sounds. i don’t like the way she drags the chorus and it sounds very musically disjointed. It’s the most displeasing to listen to out of all the songs on the album (And i thought my least favourite would be Look what you made me do) Anyway…like all of Taylor’s songs, it will probably grow on my because it is also really catchy but for now I can’t rank it any higher. Sorry guys.

Best lyric: Probs “Friends don’t try to twist you, get you on the phone and mind trick you.” It’s fun to sing, I guess.

Worst lyric: “NICE. THINGS. DAR. LING.”

14. End Game

I feel bad because I really wanted to like her collab with Ed Sheeran but in the it felt a little flat. First of all, it sounds like a Drake song. I feel like this is also Ed’s fault. He tends to borrow stuff from other artists in his songwriting (though Taylor has done this a few times on the album so I suppose I can’t hold it against them). I don’t really like Future’s verse. I do like Ed’s though. It’s probably the best part of the song. Taylor’s is a little boring.

Best Lyric: “I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me” (also when Ed pipes up with “end game” in the last part.)

Worst Lyric: All of Future’s verse. It’s really boring and unmemorable.

13. Gorgeous

Ok so this was the single that made me fear for Reputation. I do not like this song. Actually, that’s a lie, having listened to it so much while determining this ranking it’s actually starting to grow on me. I don’t like the slurring of Gorgeous and the melody of the verses makes me feel uncomfortable. The beat is also really boring. But mostly I just find it annoying. At least Look what you made me do is annoying in an interesting/memorable way. Anyway, the reason this isn’t last is because, while I don’t really like it, I also think it’s a better written and crafted song than the previous two.

best lyric: “I guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats………….unless you wanna come along” (at least it’s funny)

Worst lyric: “I’ve got a boyfriend he’s older than us” So I’m mad because every line of this song sounds like it’s about Tom Hiddleston except this one. I’m by no means a Hiddleswift fan but I’m convinced that Taylor started writing this song when she was dating Tom Hiddleston and then changed a couple of the lyrics to make it about Joe before including it on the album. That’s my conspiracy theory and I’m sticking to it.

12. Look What You Made Me Do

Truth time. I don’t actually hate this song. I mean, I should. It’s quite bad. But it’s also…not actually that bad? I mean, the Chorus is terrible, and half the time I change songs once it hits the chorus. But I like the rest of it. And I was blown away by the music video too. That production value man. Keep it up Taylor. Can you do I Did Something Bad next?

Best Lyric: “BUT I GOT SMARTER, I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME. HONEY I ROSE UP FRON THE DEAD I DO IT ALL THE TIME. I GOT A LIST OF NAMES AND YOUR’S IS IN RED, UNDERLINED” (I know everyone loves “I don’t trust nobody and nobody trust me,” but this one is the most fun to sing out of the whole song. I love it. It’s the reason I kept replaying this song over and over again when it came out.

Worst Lyric: “look what you made me do…. look what you made me do…look what you just made me do look just what you made me do” (seriously, Taylor? you’re more creative than that)

11. Dress

Ok we’re getting to the good songs now, so i’ll probably be a lot less critical. This song isn’t bad it’s just unmemorable. I usually love sexy Taylor but this song just doesn’t click for me. Maybe coz I don’t really feel any connection to it. It’s smooth af though so it’ll probably stay in my regular playlist.

Best lyric: “Say my name and everything just stops” *music stops. YAASSS TAYLOR

Worst Lyric: There aren’t really any. I don't love it but it’s still classic Taylor songwriting so….

10. Call It What You Want

So when this song was released as a single I didn’t really like it either. I thought it was a little boring. Having listened to it a bunch times though I now find it so cuuuuteee. Happy Taylor is so adorable, I love it. Dress is probably more dynamically interesting, but I ranked this one higher because the lyrics make me feel all fuzzy. It’s reminiscent of classic Taylor (Remember “Ours"? Still one of my favourites)

Best Lyric: “I want to wear his initial on a chain round my neck, not because I owns me, because he really knows me” awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cuuuuuuuuuuuutteeeeeeeee

Worst Lyric: There’s not really a bad lyric, but I’m not a huge fan of the melody in the verses.

9. New Year’s Day

Ok, so this is in this spot because I didn’t dislike it when I first listened to it, but it also doesn't particularly stand out to me. It is a beautifully written song and I lovvveee that she ended the album with it. It’s a gorgeous closing track and I can see her closing the tour with it (I’ve got my fingers crossed that she’ll film the Reputation tour so poor uni students like me can still see it coz it’s gonna be amazing). Anyway, raw honest music like this is why we fell in love with Taylor in the first place and its great that while she’s experimenting with new sounds and styles she still comes back to her classic style. It’s just a nice track at the end of a whirlwind journey, Kind of like new year’s day, I guess (OHHHH, I guess that’s what you were going for).

Best Lyric: “Hold on to the memories they will hold on to you” (but also “I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on new year’s day” coz those harmonies are stunning.)

Worst Lyric: Can’t find one. Guys, she’s such a good songwriter I can’t even

8. So It Goes

And now we’re at the part of the list where it’s getting hard to actually rank them. But here we go with “So it Goes.” Now this is the sexy Taylor I love. It’s very satisfying to listen to. I love how the Chorus is subdued and then the sexy beat picks up in the chorus. It’s just a really good song. very chill and sexy.

Best Lyric: “Wear you like a necklace. I’m so chill but you make me jelaaaasss” (I’ve previously not liked how Taylor slurs her lyrics but I really like this one. Very sexy) I also love the whispered counting too. Oh and “You know I’m not a bad girl but I’d do bad things with you.” Taylor

Worst Lyric: We’re at the point in the list where there aren’t really any bad lyrics. This is why she's a Queen songwriter.

7. …Ready for It

Ok so this is the best out of the singles Taylor released before the album. I liked this one from the second I heard it. It’s very fun and I listened to it a lot walking to the bust stop every day, learning the lyrics. It’s very fun. And sexy (why the robot music video though…I don’t….this song is about passionate love not….ah forget it). Jury’s still out on whether or not I like rapper Taylor. If I had to point out a weakness I’d say the verses. But Chorus is sooo good and fun and sexy, and I love the build up to it. I dunno. I just like the song. It’s a lot of fun.

Best Lyric: The whole Chorus.

Worst Lyric: You know what? I’m just going to remove this category from the rest of the rankings.

6. King of my Heart

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee this song is just adorable. It’s so cute and lovely and happy. I also like the different sounds and beats she plays with in this song. And she just sounds so happy. Go Taylor. I feel like a proud sister. Also, Taylor’s mastery of her low register is the best thing that’s ever happened to her.

Best Lyric: …..Probably the whole chorus again. “and all at once you’re all I want, I’ll never let you go, KING IF MY HEARRRTTTT. (Soooo cute)

5. Delicate

I like this one because it’s classic ballad Taylor and it doesn’t feel like the song is dragging, probably because of the beat under it. It moves it along without feeling distracting or out of place. It feels…well…delicate. (come on, you knew that was coming!). But yeah, I really like this one, it’s also really cute. I love all her cute songs, particularly about Joe because she’s just so darn happy in that relationship. I also like the subtle build through the song.

Best Lyric: “My reputation’s never been worse so you must like me for me” awwwww tayylorrr

4. Getaway Car

Boy did this song fly up my ranking list. It wasn’t originally this high up the list in early rankings but boy did it grow on me. Like all the best Taylor songs do. A lot of my favourite songs are like literal storytelling songs. It’s lyrically interesting and has a fun musicality to it.

Best Lyric: “should have known I’d be the first to leave, think about the place where you first met me” and “Nothing good starts in a get-a-way car”

3. Dancing with our Hands Tied.

Ok so this sounds like a tatu song. Not a bad thing, just an observation. The racing beat is classic tatu. Anyway, This is my favourite love song on the album. In the same way that I Know Places was my favourite song on 1989. The two also have quite a bit in common thematically, about hiding a relationship (Huh, maybe that’s why it reminds me of Tatu so much). She’s good at crafting songs like these because she musically captures the feeling of running and hiding and then I feel like I’m running and hiding with her. It’s great. I love clever songwriter Taylor Swift. I love that it gets a little faster every verse. And I loved the beat drop in the chorus.

Best Lyric: I LOVE ALL OF IT.

2. Don’t Blame Me

I don’t know how to describe why I like this song. I love the choir sound in the chorus. I also think Taylor sound vocally awesome in this song. (OMG when she hits that high note!!!!). The beat is so sexy in this one. I love it. it goes to so many places and I just enjoy the hell out of it.

Best Lyric: music stops. CHOIR SINGS “lorrd save me my drug is my baby i’ll be using for the rest of my-USING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. OHHHWHOAOHHHH”) YASSSS TAYLOR HIT THAT HIGH NOTE)

1. I Did Something Bad

I JUST LOVE SASSY TAYLOR SO MUCH. There’s always that one sassy taylor song on the album that is just the best thing ever. This is that song. Yeah it’s not as heartfelt and beautifully crafted and meaningful as some of the others but my god is this song a lot of fun. But the best thing about this song is you can literally feel the beat drop coming and its it is completely earned. I like that it’s kind of a sequel to Blank Space. But it’s a better song because Taylor Swift didn’t cop out of it by saying “yeah…it’s just a joke….” like she totally owns everything she says and I love it so much. GO SASSY TAYLOR.

Best Lyric: The whole damn song. “So I play em like a Violin and I make it look oh so easy” “If a man talks sh*t then I owe him nothing” “Then why’s it feel so *CRASH CRASH* “GOOD” CRASH CRASH “GOOD” “So I Fly em all around the world and I let them think they saved me” “He says don’t throw away a good thing. But if he drops my name then I owe him nothing. And if he spends my change then he had it coming” “They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one”

Sorry I got a little carried away. But the fact that there’s actually so many best lines that it’s too hard to choose one just proves why it’s number one on my list. And why it should be number one on your’s. mwahahahahahaha

Anyway.

Hope you enjoyed my ranking. Once again Taylor grabbed me with her songwriting powers and I’m caught in her spell all over again. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to listen to I Did Something Bad for the millionth time.

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Self reminder (jus feel like ranting)

To never EVER go on vacation with someone who has little Earth in their chart. 😭I have never been so baffled at the lack of planning and inability to make a decision based on common sense, holy fuck. All of my female Scorpio friends are boy crazy as fuck and are willing to ditch their friends at the first sign of possibly hanging out with a guy but my Scorpio friends both have earth moons so they still get all of their ducks in a row before making a move but this bitch (who I met through my Taurus best friend who went too) is a Libra rising and Aquarius moon... let me tell you why that's the most annoying shit tho. The Libra rising makes her beautiful and charming and good at being fake as hell which is the PERFECT mask for a demon Scorpio lmao. She swore up and down during the planning of the trip that she's been wanting to hang out with us forever and misses us and couldn't wait to have a girls day- even going as far as to rent a car! What a friend right? Wrong the fucking Scorpio had been planning this all along because she has some Taurus boy toy down in that direction and she just didn't want to go alone. And then here's the kicker.. she took the car and left me, my 9 month old daughter, and the other female stranded at the beach for hours while she was like a 30 minute drive away at the guy's house, and didn't give one fuck because she's an Aquarius moon with her own agenda. 😒Then we finally met the loser and he looks EXACTLY like the husband of hers that she's currently divorcing... moral of the story is, sun and moon in the 8th people need to start listening to themselves because WE KNOW WHAT THE HELL WE FEEL WHEN WE MEET PEOPLE! I'm just also a Pisces moon so I try to blind myself so I won't see the bad in people. The first time we hung out I was scared as hell but didn't know why and then ever since that day she's brought so much drama to my life without so much as a twitch of sympathy for anyone smhhh. I find it so interesting though also because the Taurus female that went with us is also an Libra rising, Aquarius moon. Sun sign astrology is real bro because they have the same emotional responses internally and greet the world in the same way but they're differences in sun sign flavors it. The Taurus girl uses her Libra rising to nurture everybody honestly, it makes her less reserved as a Taurus and I guess the double Venus makes her hella selfless but almost everything she does is done for the good of the whole group. She pays attention to the needs of everybody around her and she always uses her Aquarius moon to come up with great ideas that benefit everyone, yeah her sun is in the 8th house so she lives on the edge so people judge her but I like that she still cares about the safety of others before her desires. The Scorpio on the other hand 😒😒😒 (lmao I know I sound like I'm hating on Scorpios but it's actually one of my favorite signs 😂) she uses her Libra rising to make people think she's nice and then acts like such trash secretly. Everybody has a fake side but hers is malicious and selfish and that's shit I just can't deal with. I wonder what house her sun is in? Whatever, it just kinda makes me mad because the Taurus girl gets judged for her openness with her fast life and sexuality but is an AMAZING person to friends and strangers but the Scorpio dresses modest, wears glasses, and has adorable little curls so nobody realizes that she's been orchestrating their Dmn demise the entire time! The same kinda thing literally happened last month when we went to hang out with some guy friends and ended up waiting in the car forever so she could fuck one of the guys, which would have been no big deal if we had planned this and it wasn't almost 4 in the morning. I guess I just hate when people have no problem inconveniencing others for their own desires. Also, another thing my female Scorpio friends have in common is that they have ZERO respect for Gemini males lmao (funny because my baby's father is a Gemini and he got his heart broken by a Scorpio earlier this year lmao). They literally hate them yet a lot of Gemini guys have big dicks (in our experience 😂) so they literally just use them for sex and talk behind their backs smh so it's even more annoying that the guy she left us in the car to fuck was a Gemini and she started talking shit as soon as she came back. 🙄😒saying how she'll never take a Gemini seriously and shit.. then why you was so hype about spending time with him??? Bruhhhhh see this rant about to be even longer cause I just have too many thoughts on this now. 😭😂 like also, back to the boy craziness! This bitch acts like she's sooo mature and above everybody but you should see her dumb ass when she's about to see a boy. 🙄🙄🙄 she literally starts vibrating and gets giddy as hell and starts talking soooo fucking much which is the worst icing on the cake to me. Don't keep rubbing your bullshit in my face after pissing me off. Ironically, she was talking about Taureans yesterday because her sister is one and was like "I don't get why you guys never say how you're feeling! Like I can't read your mind so why y'all never express when y'all mad?" And then her behavior yesterday literally answered her question. Taureans like fun but we don't like fucking drama but it seems like Scorpios BREATH drama so while we're trying to keep the trip stable, this bitch is flying around life not making and iota of sense! And what do taureans do when shit stops making sense? We sit our asses back, shut our mouths, and endure until the ground is stable again. That's why when she got back we were quiet the rest of the trip because like.. anymore surprises? We HATE surprises. I guess that's why Taureans get quiet during emotional upheavals? Me and the other Taurus were BOILING but we shut our fucking mouths when she came back around because opening our mouths to talk while in extreme emotion makes oUR VOICES COME OUT UNINTENTIONALLY LOUD AND FULL OF HATE BECAUSE YOU KEEP THROWING SHIT OUR WAY AND WE CAN NO LONGER BREATH THE EXTREME NEGATIVITY THROUGH OUR NOSES! WE DONT TALK WHEN YOU'RE UPSETTING US BECAUSE WE DONT WANNA BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE REALLY THIS TRASH SO WE SHUT UP AND GIVE YOU CHANCE AFTER CHANGE TO CORRECT YOURSELF THEN BLOW THE HELL UP WHEN YOU KEEP RUBBING IT IN! I know it sounds childish to not say what you're feeling but we just expect everyone to have common sense and KNOW as a fucking adult what's rude/stupid/nonsensical, so we sit our asses back and reevaluate our relationship with you. It's something air dominants don't really understand though because my sister is a Gemini sun, Aquarius moon (ugh I'm surrounded by Aquarius moons 🙄) and she didn't believe that I was actually having contractions and took forever to take me to the hospital when I had my daughter because I wasn't showing any emotion when I'd tell her I was in pain and wasn't saying much. My baby's father is a Gemini sun and Mercury and he literally rambled through our daughter's birth and has to talk while she's getting shots because he gets through high levels of any feeling through distracting his mind with random words. Ugh I actually love it because you know when you've made him nervous when his rambling Gemini twin starts coming out even though he's a Scorpio rising who likes to portray himself as all dark and mysterious 😂. Anyways! Taureans just prefer to lay low and endure.. until it gets real, then the rest of your chart comes out. Like when I was having contractions, I quietly endured them the whole time like a Taurus... until it was time for her to come and they got worse so the Pisces moon came out! I like the description of the moon sign being who you are when you need your mother." I literally started reaching for my mom, everyone else in the room faded away, and I kept whining to her and asking "is there any drug that can knock me out so I won't have to live through this pain?? I don't want to live though this. I don't want to experience this." While shaking my head, attempting to wake up from that nightmare 😂 I'm literally an escapist in the highest form! I find it interesting that my moon house also played a big part because I remember during the contractions that I was being a Pisces moon and trying to imagine myself in the place I'd rather be and I closed my eyes and imagine myself in a casket, and then I felt like that wasn't enough and I imagined myself burning I hell and was slightly satisfied lmao the 8th house moon is such a trip. *Sigggh* but leave it to an Aries MC person to be this annoying and off subject during a rant but whatever, I've accepted that I'm nothing but a Taurus sun version of Kanye West. 😂 But I only have "fun" friends I don't have "emotional outlet" friends so I have nobody to talk about my suppressed rage to. 🙃

#I have a love hate relationship with Scorpios #I'm currently in a hate phase #even though I'm currently infatuated with a Scorpio male #idek what to tag this as because I'm so off subject #astrology rant

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