#and so whenever they’re in a ✨situation✨ they’re just like

[twistedappletree]

TYPE: One-shot

JURISDICTION: It’s fluffy, your honor.

PAIRING: Lan Sizhui/Jin Ling

SIDE CHARACTERS: Lan Jingyi, Fairy

ELEMENTS: Humor, junior banter, Gusu setting, canon universe, crush/light romance, wholesome interaction, helpless Jin Ling in an embarrassing situation because we love to see it~

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In which Jin Ling is terrified of spiders, Lan Jingyi is a mischievous chaos gremlin and Lan Sizhui comes to the rescue on a night hunt gone hilariously wrong.

Requested by a friend. 🖤🕷️🕸️

The frigid night air whipped through Jin Ling’s hair as he leapt from branch to branch in pursuit of a straggling corpse. This was his first night hunt in Gusu without his uncle nearby to supervise. The feeling was both terrifying and liberating but he also knew his uncle’s expectations of him were much higher.

He had to hunt something big.

He launched himself into the air with the toe of his boot, readied an arrow in his bow and released it into the corpse’s head. It stumbled forward and collapsed to the ground with a pathetic groan.

Jin Ling landed beside its limp body and kicked it in the side for good measure.

A sudden whirlwind of white and sky blue descended from above along with the silver glint of a sword. The sword pierced through the corpse’s neck as its wielder landed gracefully beside Jin Ling.

Jin Ling clenched his fists and stomped one foot into the dirt. “Lan Jingyi, will you quit it already?!”

The young Lan disciple next to him wiped the blade of his sword and smirked, tossing his long black bangs to the side. “Why would I quit when it makes you so mad?”

“It was already dead!”

“It twitched.”

Jin Ling grumbled and crossed his arms over his chest. “Why are you even following me around? Can’t find your own prey or what?”

“You don’t know? I’ve been asked to keep an eye on Young Mistress Jin.”

Jin Ling’s eyes narrowed at the nickname. “And who’s keeping an eye on you and your annoying mouth?”

Lan Jingyi sheathed his sword and placed his hands on his hips with a triumphant grin. “No one! So you’re just gonna have to deal with it.”

A strange breeze wove between them, directing their gaze to a darker section of the forest heavy with mist.

Seeing this, Lan Jingyi really did shut his mouth as the air around them turned glacial and sinister. Jin Ling took a step forward and squinted into the rapidly forming fog. “Corpses?”

Lan Jingyi shook his head. “I don’t think so. They would’ve attacked us by now. This mist, though…” He stepped forward with Jin Ling and outstretched his hand toward the growing cloud. “It feels natural but intentional. Like it’s camouflaging something.”

Jin Ling’s brows narrowed and a mischievous grin tugged at the corners of his mouth. “Then what are we standing here for? Let’s go see!”

In a blur of yellow robes and blind enthusiasm, Jin Ling flew into the mist as fast as he’d spoken. Lan Jingyi tensed and called, “Hey, wait!” as he reluctantly chased after him.

Though it was hard to see through the mist, a flash of yellow pierced his murky sight. He instinctively reached out, grabbed and pulled what he thought was Jin Ling’s clothes but when he yanked his hand back, a pained cry escaped from the young Jin disciple. Lan Jingyi looked down to see that he’d grabbed his hair instead.

Before he could let go and apologize, Jin Ling twirled around and thwacked him upside the ribs with his sheathed sword. Lan Jingyi wailed pitifully and buckled over. He held his side and hissed in pain. “The hell was that for?!”

Jin Ling shoved his peeved face through the mist and glared down at him. “What do you mean what was it for?! You almost ripped my hair out, idiot!”

Lan Jingyi whined and rubbed his sore ribs. “You really do have the temper of a young mistress.”

“Shut up!”

“Point proven.”

Just when Jin Ling was about to hit him again, a curious skittering noise came from the towering trees above them. Lan Jingyi winced as he rose to his feet. “Shit… I knew it.”

Jin Ling gave him a look of confusion and annoyance, still bitter about having his hair yanked like a horse with no reigns. He worked on fixing his loosened ponytail and asked, “Knew what?”

“This place, this fog—I knew it seemed familiar. There’s tales about mist covered nests deep in Gusu’s woods that belong to giant man-eating spiders.”

Jin Ling froze at the mention of spiders. Though he kept this fact to himself, he hated spiders and the thought of a gargantuan blood-thirsty spider speeding towards him on its abnormally large, spindly legs made his skin crawl. “I’ve… I’ve never heard of such a thing. Ridiculous! Probably just a lame rumor meant to scare kids and keep them out of the woods.”

“Maybe,” Lan Jingyi shrugged, “But I’m pretty sure I’ve heard the old man talking about it with HanGuang-Jun back at the Cloud Recesses.”

Jin Ling swallowed at the thought of Lan Qiren and Hanguang-Jun seriously discussing something like this. “Whatever,” he dismissed. “I see no webs and no spiders, so I’m going to go check out that noise and catch something. Stay here and keep scaring yourself with pointless stories if you wanna be a baby.”

Jin Ling did his best to hide his anxiety and whipped around before jumping up into the trees. Lan Jingyi scowled and scrambled after him. “Young Mistress Jin!” he shouted, hoping to anger him enough that he’d come back. However, Jin Ling ignored him and pressed on.

Irritated, Lan Jingyi closely followed the sound of rustling leaves and groaning wood as Jin Ling pounced from branch to branch above him. Finally, he heard a sudden ‘oof!’ as the noises in the trees stopped.

“Jin Ling?” Lan Jingyi called, unable to see anything through the dense fog.

“Wha… what is this?!” Jin Ling said, his tone strained and full of confusion.

Lan Jingyi heard the small twinge of panic in the other’s voice and followed it to a modest clearing where the mist was significantly thinner. He waved away the remaining milky haze until he was greeted by a sight so comically bewildering that he blinked several times to make sure he wasn’t hallucinating.

In front of him was a giant spiderweb woven between the trunks of two strong trees and caught in the center was a struggling Jin Ling with all four limbs splayed like a flying squirrel hovering a mere four feet off the ground.

Lan Jingyi stared blankly for a moment before erupting with laughter. The vision before him was so hilariously satisfying that he almost fell over. Jin Ling’s rage was bubbling up again but he opted to ignore Lan Jingyi’s cackles and focused on trying to tear his hands and legs free. He punched and kicked and rocked forward but the web was surprisingly strong, as though it was specifically woven to catch human prey.

“This is too good, it’s too good!” Lan Jingyi chanted, practically rolling on the ground with wild amusement.

“Will you shut up already?” Jin Ling snapped. “I can’t focus with all your screeching!”

Lan Jingyi tried to catch his breath in between laughs. “If you didn’t storm off like a moody mistress, you wouldn’t have to focus on this.”

Jin Ling tried to lunge forward but it was no use. The web had him locked in place from head to toe. He exhaled and stopped trying for a moment. “Then how about you make yourself useful for once and get me out of here?”

Lan Jingyi pretended to contemplate while an impish idea surfaced in his mind. I’ll just leave him here for a bit to scare him, then come back to help, he thought. He choked back his laughter and composed himself before staring up at Jin Ling with a feigned serious expression.

“No way,” Lan Jingyi barked, his tone sharp but still laced with amusement. “It’s your own fault for barging into this situation, so get out of there yourself!”

Jin Ling fumed and flailed as much as his trapped limbs would allow. “Seriously?! If my uncle finds out you left me here, he’ll… h-he’ll…!”

Laughter bubbled out of Lan Jingyi. “He’ll what? Scold you for getting caught instead of doing the catching? He’d probably leave you here too!”

Jin Ling’s face burned with anger and embarrassment. “Then get me down so we can finish the hunt and actually catch something!”

Lan Jingyi crossed his arms and puffed out his chest like a cocky pigeon. “Nope. Think of this as a cultivation trial. If you can free yourself from that web before the spider comes back, you’ll be ready to face the deepest, darkest depths of Gusu’s wilderness.”

This was the second time he’d mentioned the spider. Jin Ling’s face paled at the thought of whatever mammoth eight-legged beast owned the web he was trapped in. He could barely handle normal sized spiders, though he’d never dream of revealing his fear to Lan Jingyi.

While Jin Ling manically tore through hypothetical scenarios and outcomes if the spider showed up, Lan Jingyi turned around and started walking away. “H-Hey!” Jin Ling shouted. “Where are you going?!”

“Hunting!” Lan Jingyi called back before disappearing into the trees.

Jin Ling huffed with frustration and wiggled around. “What a loser.”

He quickly realized that struggling only made the web’s grip on him stronger since the more he flailed, the more heavy strands of sticky silk wound themselves around his wrists and ankles. Burning the web away was out of the question since he couldn’t reach his talismans and calling his uncle for help was far too embarrassing.

He wouldn’t be surprised if his uncle really did just leave him there like Lan Jingyi predicted. Regardless, he couldn’t reach his flares either.

Jin Ling furrowed his brow and pouted angrily as he brainstormed. “I can’t believe I’m asking myself this,” he mumbled, “but what would Wei Wuxian do?”

Suddenly, he had a flashback to the last time Wei Wuxian ‘handled’ a difficult situation: by running around like a chicken with no head and shrieking for HanGuang-Jun to come save him.

“Useless!” he spat.

He didn’t know how Wei Wuxian could be so shameless, so ridiculous. The last thing he needed right now was another Lan showing up and gloating at his predicament.

Just then, a rustling noise came from the bushes to his right. He froze, remembering the spider but whatever was in the bushes was far too small to create such a large web. Jin Ling watched carefully as the fluffy head of a well-groomed dog popped out of the leaves accompanied by the gentle chime of a round bell around its collar.

“Fairy!” Jin Ling exclaimed. “Where have you been?! Quick, go get help from—“

Jin Ling grew quiet as more rustling came from the bushes and a tall, handsome boy dressed in the white robes of the Lan sect stepped out. He brushed a generous amount of twigs and leaves out of his raven bangs that had accumulated from following Fairy through the forest.

Jin Ling’s face blanched. “…Lan Sizhui…?!”

Lan Sizhui looked up at him with a pair of wide, doe-like eyes that sparkled quite brilliantly in the moonlight. His mouth fell open at the sight of Jin Ling in the web, not entirely sure how to respond to the situation.

“Young Master Jin! There you are,” said Lan Sizhui, a wave of relief in his pleasant voice. “Are you alright?”

Jin Ling glowered at him and turned up his nose. “Tch. How about you ask your annoying Lan twin? He’s the one who left me here!”

Lan Sizhui blinked. “Lan Jingyi…?” He sighed and walked closer to Jin Ling, Fairy trotting triumphantly at his side as though she’d brought her master his knight in shining armor.

Lan Sizhui studied both the web and Jin Ling for a moment and suppressed a chuckle. He looked up at him with a sympathetic smile. “You’re stuck?”

Jin Ling turned beet red and snapped, “I’m not!!!” I-I’m just thinking…!”

Lan Sizhui smiled again, amused by his unwavering pride and reached for a small hunting knife that was strapped to his upper thigh. While Jin Ling was trying his best not to look at him, Lan Sizhui began carefully cutting away the web around his wrists.

Jin Ling’s face was burning with humiliation. Out of all the people Fairy could’ve brought, it just had to be Lan Sizhui—the last person he’d ever want to see him like this. Not to mention, Lan Sizhui was almost a carbon copy of HanGuang-Jun, albeit much more talkative and expressive. Jin Ling mentally prepared himself for receiving a long-winded, boring lecture once he was saved.

After a few minutes of meticulously sawing through the web, Jin Ling’s right hand was freed. He thought about grabbing one of his talismans and burning the rest of the web but his thoughts were instantly scrambled by the tender way Lan Sizhui held his hand to help him balance.

Shocked speechless, he ripped his hand away and immediately fell forward at an awkward angle, crashing directly into Lan Sizhui’s shoulder. He went from holding his hand to hooking his one free arm around Lan Sizhui’s neck and he couldn’t decide which of the two positions were more embarrassing.

His paranoia told him that Lan Jingyi was hiding somewhere in the bushes watching, snickering and memorizing every detail for blackmail purposes. Jin Ling sneered at the thought.

He stared down at Fairy who was sitting obediently in front of the web, wagging her tail and watching with keen interest as Lan Sizhui worked on freeing Jin Ling’s other wrist. However, he wasn’t prepared for the offset of balance that came with both of his hands being freed. For a moment, he felt as if he was actually going to fall and all of his anger melted into a potent jolt of fear.

Jin Ling yelped as he quickly clasped his other hand around Lan Sizhui’s neck and trembled with nerves. “Wah—! Don’t drop me!”

Lan Sizhui blushed from seeing Jin Ling so worried. The way he was hugging his neck made his cheeks flush a few shades darker. He gently but cautiously patted Jin Ling on the back in an attempt to reassure him. “I won’t drop you. I’m not Lan Jingyi, you know.”

Jin Ling grumbled at the mention and plopped his chin onto Lan Sizhui’s shoulder, glaring into the distance like a perturbed cat.

“I’m doing your ankles next,” Lan Sizhui warned. “You can use my back for support, okay?”

Just as Jin Ling was about to protest, Lan Sizhui crouched down. Jin Ling’s torso propelled forward and he hastily propped himself up with his forearms, using Lan Sizhui’s back as a platform. If the positions before were embarrassing, this was simply mortifying. His eyes darted around his eerily quiet surroundings as he tried to think about anything other than Lan Sizhui’s selfless chivalry, the way his lean muscles moved beneath Jin Ling’s body as he cut the web, and the warm scent of orange blossom and cedar wood clinging to Lan Sizhui’s clothes.

But the only unrelated thought that came to mind was the spider. Suddenly, Jin Ling wished he’d kept thinking about Lan Sizhui and stealthily inhaled the clean scent of the Lan boy’s robes for comfort.

“Um… Sizhui?”

Hearing Jin Ling say his name without ‘Lan’ was a rare occurrence and usually meant he had something serious to say. Lan Sizhui glanced to his side in acknowledgment. “Yes, Young Master Jin?”

Jin Ling swallowed. “Are there really giant spiders in Gusu’s forests? And do they really eat people?”

Lan Sizhui smiled. “Lan Jingyi’s been telling his horror stories, I assume?”

Jin Ling deflated onto Lan Sizhui’s back with an exasperated huff. “So he lied to me.”

“Not entirely,” Lan Sizhui revealed. “There’s giant spiders in the forest but they rarely eat people since nobody ever ventures that far in. I’m actually surprised you managed to find a web so close to the Cloud Recesses.”

Jin Ling furrowed his brow. “I really have rotten luck, then.”

Lan Sizhui laughed and shook his head, his hands still working dexterously at the webs around Jin Ling’s ankles. “For this situation, I’d say you lucked out. Take this web, for example—it’s still sticky enough to catch things but it’s fairly old and probably abandoned. Even if I’d showed up later than I did, the worst that could’ve happened is you being stuck here for a bit longer.”

Jin Ling slapped a fist down onto the small of Lan Sizhui’s back, causing the taller boy to rock forward from the shock. “That’s still a ‘what if’ scenario! I swear I’m gonna sic Fairy on Lan Jingyi the moment I see him next!” His voice fell quiet as he crossed his arms and looked off to the side. “I really could’ve died out here.”

A caring softness spread across Lan Sizhui’s face and his voice came in a barely audible whisper. “I’d never let that happen.”

“Huh?”

“Hm?” Lan Sizhui replied, pretending as if he didn’t say anything. “Ah, nothing.”

Finally, both of Jin Ling’s ankles were freed and he scrambled up Lan Sizhui’s back until his arms were hooked around his neck again. Lan Sizhui held him at the waist and carefully lowered him to the ground, letting him tap the toe of his boot on the dirt to make sure it was safe before planting his feet.

Jin Ling slumped his shoulders and sighed with relief, glad to be out of the web. Lan Sizhui expected him to go back to his fiery, combative self but to his surprise, Jin Ling frowned up at him with a bashful, apologetic expression.

“I… t-thank you for helping me.”

The words seemed incredibly difficult for him to say but they were earnest. He could tell by the way Jin Ling’s amber eyes burned with gratitude like a storm of autumn foliage. The sight was rather breathtaking, though he didn’t dare admit this out loud. Lan Sizhui blinked in disbelief before settling into a friendly smile. “Of course. I’m just glad you’re okay.”

Jin Ling blushed again and quickly looked at the ground, the sincerity of Lan Sizhui’s words setting his nerves alight.

“Oh,” Lan Sizhui said, eyes trained on Jin Ling’s wrists. “Let me see your hands.”

Jin Ling snapped his head back up. “H-Huh? Why?” Even as he asked the question, he subconsciously lifted his hands as if Lan Sizhui’s melodic voice possessed him to do so.

“The webs,” Lan Sizhui said. When he smiled, his eyes smiled too and Jin Ling paused to study the way his irises shifted from indigo grey to deep azure to cold amethyst in the moonlight—so strikingly opposite to Jin Ling’s wildfire gaze. He couldn’t look away even if he tried.

With his hands hovering in the air, Lan Sizhui began untangling the remainder of the webs from Jin Ling’s wrists and discarded the thick silk strands onto the ground.

Fairy immediately took notice of this and trotted over to Jin Ling’s ankles. She bit and gnawed at the webs on his boots and ripped them away quite efficiently. Lan Sizhui grinned at her efforts. “Good girl! Your master is lucky to have you.”

Normally, Jin Ling would’ve retaliated by now but Lan Sizhui glanced back up at him only to find he was frozen in place with a look of bewilderment as if he’d realized something important and didn’t know how to process it.

Lan Sizhui’s fingers lingered on his wrists for a moment. He frowned and tilted his head. “Young Master Jin? Are you feeling alright?”

Jin Ling finally looked down at where Lan Sizhui’s slender fingers grazed his skin and blushed so furiously he thought his head might explode. He felt dizzy and warm and unable to function. When Lan Sizhui suddenly reached up to brush a strand of spider’s silk from his hair, his chest buzzed like a hive of bees.

“Sorry,” Lan Sizhui said sheepishly. “I just noticed it now.”

For whatever reason, a million thoughts were running through Jin Ling’s mind that he would’ve slapped himself for earlier. Maybe it was the air or the time of night or some strange delirium from being trapped in the web—he couldn’t be sure. He just knew that right now, in this moment, he really liked Lan Sizhui.

He liked his tranquil eyes and gentle smiles. He liked the way his soft raven bangs swept over his headband and tempted his fingers to brush them to the side. He liked that he had to look up at him because of their height difference. He liked how his quiet, soothing voice washed over him in clement waves.

But most of all, he liked the way he touched him. Cautious but daring, soft yet protective. Jin Ling realized that from the moment Lan Sizhui showed up, he felt safe regardless of how many fits he threw.

“Sizhui,” Jin Ling said, trying his best to regain himself. “Can we…”

There was a significant pause between them but Lan Sizhui waited, afraid he might scare Jin Ling into saying ‘never mind’ if he interrupted. He didn’t even know what he expected him to say but he felt anxious with anticipation.

“Can we stay together? For the rest of the hunt?” Jin Ling immediately tore his gaze away from Lan Sizhui, shocked at how such simple words could be so humiliating to say.

Lan Sizhui’s lips parted and his eyes glistened with surprise. He lightly squeezed Jin Ling’s wrists and beamed at the request. “Of course.”

Jin Ling looked back at him with a shining expression, drinking up every detail of Lan Sizhui’s smiling face. When Lan Sizhui released his wrists, he suddenly felt cold so he sidled up beside him as close as he could without causing suspicion.

Their shoulders brushed together as they left the now mangled web and walked back into the forest, Fairy trotting happily behind.

“I’m still gonna kill Lan Jingyi,” Jin Ling muttered.

“Let’s just work on killing corpses for now,” said Lan Sizhui, laughing nervously.

“I’ll turn him into a corpse first, then!”

Lan Sizhui sighed. Senior Wei, what have you been teaching my a-Ling?

{ 🖤 }

#mdzs #the untamed #jin ling #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #zhuiling #mdzs fairy #mo dao su zhi #mdzs fanfic #fic request #mdzs fanfiction #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #I’m putting a TW for swearing but there’s only like 1 swear word so lmfao #I always keep it pretty PG when writing about the juniors #so this is pure fluff and comedy and cute sort of budding puppy love stuff #no extreme violence or sadness or anything like that #also can’t get over the phrase ‘what would wei wuxian do?’ ALSJALKF #like I aggressively headcanon that this is just something the juniors regularly ask themselves in difficult situations #because WWX taught and showed them so many new and unconventional ways of handling things #and so whenever they’re in a ✨situation✨ they’re just like #W-W-WWX-D? #lmfAOOOO #my fics #also if there’s any mistakes apologies in advance #I wrote this so fast and was so happy to be done with it that I just slapped it on here with like #barely any revision LOL #apple fics 🍎

[hana-no-seiiki]

A Quick question My beloved god~!

How do you feel about pathetic yanderes? Like pathetic yanderes that has power (wealth, influence and all that shit) but acts pathetically towards their darling?

Cuz even tho I'm a bottom (obviously cuz i can't pull off being a top ;-;) pathetic yanderes just bring out a different side of me

I would love to see them beg and cry and it's just so adorable??? Cuz pathetic yanderes are oddly endearing even tho they're fucking pathetic and disgusting

UGH I EAT THAT SHIT UP THEY'RE SO SO SO CUTE THAT I WANNA MAKE THEM CRY EVEN MORE!!

(You can ignore this if you feel like it's kinda too much lol and apologies for being kinda redundant)

also no not cute but

Breathtakingly Adorable~ <3

- Your Junie~

PATHETIC/RICH YANDERE SCENARIO (GENDER NEUTRAL READER & YANDERE)

“PRETTY PINK PRINCESS : GOOD FOR YOU”

⚠️ By pressing the Keep Reading button you’re confirming that you’re above 18 and consent to reading dark content.

A pathetic, rich yandere? Isn’t that just me— (also im just gonna ignore that last part for my wellbeing-)

Pathetic Yanderes can be a top. Usually if you’re from a rich (asian) family there’s just a lot of drama. Like you’d think everyone loves eachother so much and everything is peaceful but once the family dinner ends the treachery begins. So they’d have to be confident, assertive and sociable to survive that kind of environment.

You know the kind that’s super headstrong whenever they’re with anyone else but you.

Your ask kinda reminds me of my ocs Crisanto Salvador and Isabel Labrador (the dors really do be the biggest masochists of Midnight Darling). While Isabel is a hard sub that’s a brat, Crisanto doesn’t even hide how down horrid he is for MC. He fell in love with her because she threw away a Birkin Bag he used to court her.

Boy has got connections 💅🏻 ✨

He can get you anywhere and everywhere. He can also get you out from any and every situation you might not want to find yourself in.

But yes back to Pathetic + Rich Yandere! I can see them ordering all manners or surveillance. They’ll take the time to survey your routine (or have someone else do it) and plan out what to do from then on. If you go outside regularly then they’ll have “bodyguards” set, if you’re more of a homebody then they’ll have cameras installed in every corner of your house whenever no one’s at home.

They’re your biggest career hyper. They will get you to whatever position you want in life. While Pathetic Yan will be practicing their at home spouse skills just for you.

(Ignore this if you’re ace) The biggest challenge however is practicing how they’re supposed to satisfy you in bed. Making do with someone else is an absolute no no. Besides, you might have a different preference entirely.

So oh well, what else could they do but kidnap you?

What do you mean they could have courted you first? They couldn’t even fathom breathing the same air as you for too long in fear that they may have a heartattack. This was the only way, you see!

But don’t worry, they’ll be the best partner you could ever look for. They just have practice not getting so aroused when you look straight at them all the time. It’s hard to focus on feeding you like that after all!

Pathetic Yandere loves to wear pink fight me. Pastels everywhere. They’re massive Rococo/Baroque interior design fanatics. Stickers are everywhere. They have a whole ass bookshelf dedicated to their sticker collection.

In bed they have cute ribbons for bondage prepared. It doesn’t do much by way of keeping you still, but boy does it look so adorable on you!

At least one person is gonna be full to the brim by the end of this, might as well make the act aesthetic.

Noisy as hell when having sex, they just have to voice how they feel about you, yknow? Shutting them up is close to impossible. And of course, tears! Lots of it. One might say they kinda look like they’re in pain sometimes from how much they mewl.

Their bed is the softest one you’ve ever been on. You find out that it’s from one of those high end Swedish brands that make em out of horse hair.

You’re tempted to stay just for that reason.

“ Never leave me okay? I promise I’ll be good for you ♡ ”

©️ hana.no.seiiki - yun | 2023

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[placeinthemiddleofnowhere]

I don't know if you write smut or talk about it, so if you are uncomfortable you can delete this, it's not a problem

So, I have a couple of ideas for Pup that don't actually fit each other 😭

I'm sorry in advance for the whole essay I just wrote 💀

My first idea is that they are a virgin because they just never had the right person to experience that (and they get to have their first experience with Ghost)

My second one is that they did experience a couple of time having pleasure with a partner BUT got poorly treated (NOT SEXUAL ASSAULT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. Just something like no aftercare or the partner just don't giving Pup's pleasure a mind)

So, when Pup would start having some sexual time with Ghost, they would just think it would be all about Ghost's pleasure and theirs don't really matter

For the aftercare part, I can just imagine Pup not even considering Ghost taking care of them after what happened, like their old experiences

I imagine the scene being like Ghost getting up for something (like water or else) and Pup trying to get up and take their clothes back to go clean themself and Ghost being "the fuck you think you're doing? 🤨", Pup just answering that they'll go clean themself and Ghost replying "no, I think not. Stay put like the good Pup I know you are, and let me take care of you"

And Pup just being "0-0 wha-?" and their brain just not understanding because they got so used to the poorly treatment they got in their past

⚠️ TW SEXUAL ASSAULT, I DONT HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS AFTER THAT ONE, YOU CAN SKIP IT ⚠️

Or what if Pup was a victim of SA back at their old base? :( As we know, hybrids are treated very poorly, so it would surprise me if they got assaulted

What would be 141 reaction?

(Ghost calling for an air strike like he wanted to do to Graves)

✨️ anon

Hey! Sorry I left this one sitting for a little bit, it came in while i was on holiday 🫣 so just getting round to looking at my inbox now after that and illness and other such nonsense haha

I have actually thought a little about this, and I think that Pup would’ve probably had sex before, however it wouldn’t really be anything special. Most likely it’d be with one of the other hybrids, and it would be a mutual ‘you scratch my itch, I’ll scratch yours’ typa situation - in other words they wouldn’t do it because they really like each other, it’d just be to blow off steam.

As a result, when they actually experience sex with a partner/partners they like, I think their lil mind would explode. The intimacy of having sex as an expression of their feelings for someone rather than a mutual need to get off would fry them and I think leave them feeling soooo overwhelmed.

So of course Ghost would be big in aftercare and stroking their back and the side of their arm and whispering things like “you’re so perfect, you know that?” And “I’m not going anywhere, it’s ok. I’ll hold you for as long as you need.” Anything that makes Pup feel like they can just lie back and relax after that absolutely mind blowing experience ✨

You just know they’d be so giggly for days afterward too, like going so warm in the cheeks whenever they’re touched or they get paid a compliment.

#reign down on me

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

pov ur nervous abt ur new job but feel a little better when u think ur coworkers will be nice and friendly but then they aren’t and it sends u on a downward spiral bc ur just quirky like that

A retelling of ‘oh my god. You hated me. You’ve hated me this whole time.’, taken in a DIFFERENT mental-illnesses-go-brrr direction! Continued below the cut,

Haha yikessss! That’s cringy! I’m surprised you’ve scrolled down this far! Mostly I’ve been hoping people would see the first bit of this post and go ‘oh hell nah’ and pretend like it didn’t just plague their innocent mind with the knowledge that self insert cringe of this level still exists! So congrats! I’ve committed many crimes and you’re here to witness them

To answer some question you might have:

Who is that???: SURPRISE IT’S NOT VANNY!!! that is Babbit! Or Rabbit, or Bones, whichever you prefer. It’s a self insert of me!

Why are they a rabbit one second then a person the next?? Are those even supposed to be the same character??: Yes, they are the same person, just drawn in different ways! Why they change is a little more difficult to explain bc it,, depends, honestly sjdhdjd. A lot of the time, the rabbit is like,, an inner version, the more honest and vulnerable version of Rabbit, the ‘you’ that YOU see in your own mind. The regular human version is, normally, what the world sees, the actual, physical person that is Rabbit.

But why tho: Idk I just like weird stupid metaphors and weird wonky character designs!

What’s happening??: Rabbit has a job at the daycare! Rabbit is an anxious, stressed out and socially inept person who worries a lot about what other people think! Sun and Moon dislike them, bc this was inspired by some of those AUs where Sun and Moon are just mean for no good reason LMAO. Rabbit is crushed by this bc they thought Sun and Moon, who are PROGRAMMED and DESIGNED to be likeable and friendly and caring, would HAVE to like them!! It’s their job! It’s what they’re supposed to do! It’s what they’re built for: to like people and to be liked by people! To be disliked by them means there is something so fundamentally and ineffably wrong with them that it breaks the laws of physics- at least in Rabbit’s mind. Before they could disregard everyone who disliked them as people being people and them just having a disliked personality! But to be disliked by something designed to like people? Holy mothballs, bat man, you must be REAL KINDS of fucked up!

They think there is something so wrong with them that even the ones who like everyone do not like them, and it is THEIR FAULT that they are disliked, not anyone else’s- not even Sun and Moon’s. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. And it hurts more when Sun and Moon fake being kind and friendly under a heavy layer of passive aggression. So, at the end of their rope and believing there is nothing that can be done to help them or fix their situation, they start to loathe Sun and Moon and start to lash out at them whenever feeling especially slighted. Is this reasonable? No! Does it make them feel better? Absolutely not!!! Do Sun and Moon deserve it??? No not really!!! And the farther it goes the more Rabbit let’s themselves sink into being as bitter and hurtful as they always tried so hard not to be. And it’s not anyone’s job to fix them but theirselves. But right now, for the first time in a long time, they really don’t want to.

Does Rabbit actually just need a hug and a warm blanket???? Idk probably!!!!

This is a self insert????: Yup!

So this is based off you??: Unfortunately!

Does that mean-: haha!!!!!!!!! Don’t worry about it!!!!!! :) Next question!

Most people’s fantasies are about their faves liking them, yknow: Haha yeah!

Why did you even make this: I’m going to pretend like I’m not just completely nuts and say, it helps me process my feelings and also ✨catharsis✨

Do you want to talk: HAHA no definitely not this is embarrassing enough as is!!!!!!

U good?: Yes actually! Just weird! Sorry sjdgdjshdnvdndbdhd

Why are you sharing this: idk tbh maybe validation on some weird fucked up level lmao

Anyway thank u for ur time and I apologize for the death of so many of ur brain cells. Idk why ur still here but holy shit man idk if I should be proud of u or scared of u. I’m mentally giving u a gold ribbon tho congrats on,, reading this abomination of a post ig

#tw mental instability #tw self esteem #tw mental health #mentally ill #catharsis #vent #warning vent #vent tw #yeah I have anger issues but I’m too small to actually b violent #ssjsgdjshdndhdbdh that was a joke #god there is so much wrong with me #shdgdjdhdndvshdhhdbdANYWAY #self insert #fnaf self insert #doodles #sketches #bones of a rabbit #rabbit sona #my younger self is looking at this and hating it LMAO #anyway. I am very sorry #lashing out

[saltpepperbeard]

OBLIGATORY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS™ TOWARDS THE NEW OFMD S2 PICTURES

hi y’all. hi besties. every time i think i’m solid and stable on my feet, new footage absolutely pULLS THE RUG OUT FROM UNDER ME ANDNW. EVERY TIME I THINK I’VE SUSSED OUT THEORIES, NEW FOOTAGE IS LIKE LOL NOPE.

So let’s Ramble let’s Discuss because djwndnsnd MANY THOUGHTS HEAD SCRAMBLED-

So this one is the ✨easiest✨ (IN THEORY), and also so very delightful. BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THESE SMILEY SWEETHEARTS. LOOK AT THEIR OUTFITS AND TEA AND FOUND FAMILY VIBES!!!

I would assume this is on a different ship, or maybe on the “floating market” that was teases in one of the articles. I’m of course leaning towards the Red Flag Fleet based on previous material, but I can’t really figure why or WHERE in the season.

Employing help to catch up with the Revenge? Attempting to stay hidden because Stede ran from the Naval Academy and is subsequently a VERY wanted man? A bit of both?

Either way, CUTIES. (Also that SKY 😩😩😩)

And this one,,, THIS ONE,,,,, 👀? 👀👀🧐🧐???

The first knee-jerk reaction I had to it is an immediate post-reunion shot. He looks very confused—very SHOOK, if you will lol. And he’s still wearing the same shirt he’s been traveling around in for some time. It’s also relatively dingy, which tells me a bit of time has passed.

And that flooring behind him,,, Is that the DECK OF THE REVENGE???

SOOOOOO reunion taking a bad turn? Him tripping back over himself because Ed reacts ENTIRELY differently than he expects? Him just RECOILING in shock???

But then also, I’m like 👁👁, because I feel like it COULD be a misdirect. It COULD be something entirely different. Because I feel like they love doing that with previews lol. Something ENTIRELY innocuous and unrelated to what it APPEARS to look like.

Because, I will say,,, the gloves,,,,,, who is She.

AND THEN THIS ONE,,, 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

does edward teach know i want him carnally

He’s just so so beautiful, but of course we all knew that. WE ALL FIGURED AS MUCH.

I will say though, something that caught my attention in this shot are the marks/cuts on his face. Particularly, the mark/cut on his lip, because it matches up with-

THIS shot. And this in particular is really scrambling my brain l m a o because,,,

My running theory for this was that it was Ed going through some sort of “battling his past phantoms” type journey, and was working towards healing on his own. LITERALLY on his own, because I also thought this came after him falling off the ship/getting thrown from the ship.

And I ALSO thought that him meeting up with the bunch again would come with happiness/healing as a result.

SO SEEING HIM STILL LOOK SAD AND STOIC WITH A BLUNT??? HONEY????? HONEY DARLING??????? I THOUGHT WE WERE GOOD LMAO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE STILL SAD 😭😭😭

Unless it’s just something more serious, and he IS indeed feeling better. I mean, he doesn’t have his makeup or anything, so he COULD just be in a more grim situation of some sort.

But I digress. #EdDeservesToSmile2kForever

ANNNNNNND THEN THIS LMAO. THIS. THE MOST CONFUSING OF THE BUNCH RIGHT HERE,,,

The position they’re in,,,,,,, 📸🤨

But what REALLY snagged me was Ed’s facial expression qkdjwjdjw like babe WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARRRRR YOU DOING WJDNWN

My brain just immediately shouted “FERAL BEHAVIOR” because that looks like me whenever I’m like 🤪. JUST BUG-EYED AND CHEWING ON FLOOR TILES IDK.

…BUT THAT’S ME GOING BONKERS OVER FOOTAGE SO LIKE QJDJWNS,,, IN WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE WOULD ED LOOK LIKE: THAT.

like is frenchie carrying marmalade and ed saw it and pounced and is like ⚫️👄⚫️

because honestly that’s Valid.

But it’s also VERY interesting, because Ed’s makeup is off, and his HAIR is in that one lovely updo. So again, AGAIN, it makes it very difficult to tell what the motivations are/what the characters are feeling, because it’s like,,, ED BABE ARE YOU GOOD??? DO YOU FEEL BETTER??? OR WHAT AKDJWJDS

Regardless, REGARDLESS, I don’t know how they manage when I’m already through the ceiling, but I’m somehow vibrating at an even GREATER level than before. I cannot, and I mean, CANNOT wait to know the context behind all of these.

And cannot BELIEVE we’ll know in ✨less than a month✨

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 Speculation #OFMD S2 Spoilers #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Frenchie #Roach #Wee John #Buttons #Oluwande Boodhari #I’m just #😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #Revenge Rambles

[lookismaddict]

Lookism Chapter 432 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

I’d like to say, thank you for reading my reviews and thoughts for each chapter so far. And thank you for liking the memes. 😳💖 But bruh, this chapter man… There’s a lot being revealed, so let’s get into it!!! 😌✨

Well crap. Eugene’s got some leverage on James Lee too. Wtffff 😭😭😭

WELL… SHIT. R.I.P. JAMES LEE IS GOING TO BE U S E D ✨

HE LOOKS SO UPSET SITTING IN THAT LOW ASS CHAIR NOW. I CAN’T GET OVER THE WAY HE’S SITTING ON THAT CHAIR FROM LAST CHAPTER. SORRY GUYS. 💀

And let me guess, you gonna do that to James too...? 🤔 

DAMN. HIT EM WITH THE THREAT, JAMES LMAAAOOOOOOO. THESE TWO ARE ALREADY THREATENING EACH OTHER SDFHSDKFHSAKJDFHSDF. I’M- 💀💀💀

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!! HAHAHAHAHA... 😶 (Also, James. That’s Crystal’s dad too. She’s might hate you for it lol. UNLESS-  👀 Plot twist: she hates her dad too.)

Ok, I kinda get WHY he’d bring up James’s murder case in the first place. It’s like the “check and balance” thing where you counter them if they do something wrong or betray you. I get it. Eugene and James both have dirt on each other in case one betrays the other, but it sucks to think that Eugene has the upper-hand here because of his connections with the police. He can cover up ANY dirty thing that he does. Also, he can use his knowledge against James whenever he wants so James is just... stuck. Poor guy. Imagine having your ex-boss blackmail you and NOW your new ally blackmails you just to help him. 😭

Yayyyyy killer bros together!!! 😍😍😍 The Psycho Alliance has made a brand new treaty. 🤭

Literally, it really be like this. 

Ok, but why do I find this hilarious? They’re still young, and they have so much time and opportunities to spend their youth without doing any illegal or gang related activities. Yet, their main goal is to kill an old guy. LMFAO OK, JUST IMAGINE. A random old guy sees them chatting outside in front of a cafe or something. discussing their plans about taking down Charles Choi. Then, this old man walks up to them, right? He asks them, “Oh my, you kids are so young! Don’t you have any special things that you want to do in your lives? Don’t just sit around and let time go by. You should go out and do something with your lives!” and then they reply with, “Oh, we are! We’re off to kill an old guy because we hate him!” Like... 👁👄👁  Bros, are you good? LMAAAOOOOOOOO 

Also, if you think this template is familiar, then you’re right. I couldn’t resist reusing this template because EUGENE REALLY GOT +25 CARDS UP PEOPLE’S ASSES. ESPECIALLY JAMES’S IN THIS SITUATION.

“Hey Alexa, play Often by The Weeknd!” 🥵🥵🥵

I’M SORRY. YOU GUYS ARE TIRED OF ME OBSESSING OVER THIS MAN, BUT LOOOOOOOOOOK AT HIM!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 LIKE GAAHHH DAYUUUUUUUM. THIS MAN CHANGED INTO A SIMPLER OUTFIT, BUT HE STILL LOOKS SO FIIINNNEEEEE!!!! UGGGHHHH. Ayo he can bend me backwards bro, I DON’T CARE. Gawk Gawk 9000? Uhhhh... LET ME CONSIDER- 👀 NAH I’M KIDDING... Or am I...? 😏 I’D LET HIM FOLD ME TOO. 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 (And ofc he’s drinking Hibiki. 😂 Like brooooooo... hottest Yakuza I’ve ever seen. You can’t DENY.) 

*N S F W  M E M E S  W A R N I N G*

Sorry. I just had to. 💀 ALSO, COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT...

I APOLOGIZE. I GOT NO “STOP” BUTTON WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MAN. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’M SO SORRY!!! 

*E N D  O F  N S F W  M E M E S*

AAAAAAAAND THE OLD MAN AGREES. HAHAHAHAHAHA Bruh, I’ve never seen him genuinely smile before. Is it just me? He always look so grumpy and serious all the time like  >:(  Tbh this panel really surprised me lol. 

EW. BRUV. WHO BROUGHT IN TRASH OVER HERE??? 😭😭😭😭 HAVEN’T SEEN THEM IN FOREVER PERO LIKE, I DON’T MISS ANY OF YOU LMFAOOOOOO GTFO.

OK, BUT THIS IS SO NOSTALGIC!!! SEEING LITTLE DANIEL BEAT THEM UP. 🥺🥺 This makes me reminisce the older Lookism chapters.

Also nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You’re all getting your asses beaten for sure. Daniel will clap you all. Each. 👏🏽 And. 👏🏽 Every. 👏🏽 One. 👏🏽 Of. 👏🏽 You. 👏🏽

OHHHHHH... WELL, SPEAKING ABOUT DANIEL-

TIME TO GET HELLA CLAPPED!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

These fools. Smh. 

OMGGGGGG IT’S DANIEL’S MOM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S BEEN FOREVER. 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ BEST MOM EVER!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!! ALSO, NAH. YOU FUCKERS ARE FUCKED NOW. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT SOMEONE’S MOM, LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? Do they not have respect for anybody? Sometimes I think about these so called “bullies” in this Webtoon. Like no wonder you guys are so fucked up, y’all don’t got any parents or something? No guardians who’d teach you how to be a decent person??? Any manners? 💀 At least Daniel has a mom who knows how to treat her own son. I’m guessing y’all are just jealous that you don’t have a great mom like Daniel who’d sacrifice herself just for her son because she LOVES HIMMMMM!!! 😤😤😤😤 If any of them approach me, I’m throwing hands. Idc. 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

 Daniel Park for FIFA World Cup 2026. ⚽️🏆

YEEEEESSSSSSS THAT’S OUR BOI. AHHHHH I’M SO PROUD OF HIM!!

And when that one bitch from your old high school called you ugly, but now thinks you’re hot... 😑 

OH MY GOD. IT’S HAPPENING!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!! 

MA’AM, WE WERE AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE WHEN WE FIRST SAW HIM CHANGE  TOO. 💀 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FINALLYYYYYY. WE GOT TO SEE HER REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION!!! UGH. I’M GONNA GO CRY NOW. 😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

He has matured into a very good man. And a fine one too... I’m so proud of him. His character development had come such a long way. 😭💞

THIS IS JUST MY THEORY. (Before any of you argue about this and flame my ass, I’m telling you now. This is just my opinion. Pls don’t get heated by it. Thank you.)  💀

You know it’s about to get serious when an old person did the, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” pose. 🚨

FINALLY. Jinyeong Park’s time to shine. 🤩 I’m getting a Darth Vader and Luke moment here. “Luke.... I am your father.” (That’s the only Star Wars reference I know. My bad.) And Jinyeong belongs to the dark side (The Worker’s First Affiliate), while Daniel is the main protagonist who belongs on the good side. Call me goofy, I know. Because my wack ideas make me think about my life choices sometimes. LMFAO But ANYWAYS, I CAN’T WAIT FOR DANIEL’S MOM TO EXPLAIN WHO JINYEONG PARK IS. I’m just glad that Daniel got to see his mom after everything that he had been through. The kid needs a break, and I’m here for it. ❤️

ALSO I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIS FAMILY’S REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION. AHHHHHHH I’M SO EXCITED!!! 🤪

#I'M SOBBING 😭 #ofc these chapters never fail to make me feel some type of way #lookism #lookism spoilers #lookism spoiler #lookism 432 #lookism webtoon #lookismaddict #lookism memes #lookism eugene #lookism yujin #james lee #kang dagyeom #park jonggun #gun park #charles choi #choi dong soo #daniel park #park hyungseok #jinyeong park

[ihavemanyhusbands]

uuugh Hotch x Spencer x Reader concepts *evil smile* there is just so many ✨thoughts to think✨

i love to think about how it all started, where the two pining for reader and jealous of the other whenever they had your attention? was reader the one to go "hey, i got enough love for the two if you're interested"?? aaaaaa

and their dynamic🥺😩🤤 aaron being the dad™️ takes care of you two, then you and spence take care of aaron, making sure everyone is on healthy habits

and omfg don't get me started in all the ❤️‍🔥cardio❤️‍🔥i meaaaaaan, there's 2 of them!!!! one needs a break?? no problem, the other is making sure you're still being taken care of...😏🤭 pls this would be so much better if they were overstimulating you or edging you🥵

VEOFBWOSBDJD girl @beelmons literally also just asked me how the whole thing started!!! Wey I do kinda like more like love the idea of them both wanting reader and its like a whole rivalry n shit 😭😭 but reader never hiding that she also wants them both like!!! COME TO MAMI NEOOOOWWWWWW

They’re kinda shocked but also like… they want to try just because it’s you, otherwise they probably wouldn’t.

Obviously at the beginning it’s a bit rocky falling into the dynamic BUT with lots of love and reassurance things just kind of click 🥹❤️ and it’s like… how could it ever have been any other way, you know?

Aaron LOVES taking care of them, but Spencer also knows how to step up and take care of things, too. Obviously, you’re protective of them and would do anything for them. Ride or die type of situation ya know. 🥹🥹🥹

AT THE SAME TIME THEY ARE LITTLE SHITS IN BED IN THEIR OWN WAY. Aaron’s the one who loves to edge reader but Spencer is the king of overstimulation. Aaron usually stays in a more dominant role but he has his hands full since reader and Spencer are switches (bc in my heart this is true) 😭😭 he has to keep them in check bc they’re often fighting for the upper hand. Punishment is handed out like candy in that household, goddammit.

BUT MY GOD i love this dynamic so fucking much and I will never tire of it!!! 🥹😭🥰❤️

Also a song that comes to mind for them is Como Te Quiero Yo by Kali Uchis from her new album (im obsessed with her and her music just fits soooo well) 🥰❤️

#aaron hotchner x spencer reid x fem!reader #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #criminal minds fanfiction #spencer reid #god i love them #minors dni #aaron hotchner x reader #spencer reid x reader

[mikuni14]

Laws of Attraction Ep 3

I just want to say that Laws of Attraction is a series that I didn't expect from BL, but that I always wanted.

(Due to the fact that I am writing this only after 3 episodes, and I already love it so much and I’m hooked, I am officially starting my traditional ritual accompanying every series I like, i.e. before each new episode my fear and anxiety increase: will this be the episode that will screw up the whole series and disappoint me, also whether the creators will end the story in a satisfactory way.)

Every character in LoA is well written, including the villains. For example, the senator is a real asshole, but like a real asshole, and for me, he comes off better than Vegas's father as a villain and abusive parent, I mean more real, less cartoonish.

Tanthai and Thee's relationship is getting more and more interesting. I have to praise the actor playing Thee: how he manages to capture a colossal amount of longing, agony and want in just one look is amazing. And very beautiful. I have a problem with Tanthai because on the one hand his home situation and suicidal tendencies makes me feel sorry for him and make him a very compelling character, on the other hand every time I see him I think about that dead little girl. Until it's made clear that he didn't do it, I can't bring myself to fully embrace the second pair, although they are so appealing and tick all the right boxes :)

Charn and Tinn... oh boy. I love them. I LOVE THEM. I like everything about them, so I will stop here, because whatever I write, it would be just a boring love letter to these two. I like Film and Jam so much, they play their characters perfectly (like everyone on this show). Whenever they are in any scene together, I literally think all the time that they are about to kiss, the chemistry between them is so strong. Also, I like Tinn practically never taking his eyes off Charn when they're together (like Thee from Tanthai) 🥰 And I like Tinn not taking any bullshit from Charn 😀

Laws of Attraction shows how circumstances and trauma affect the choices and morality of even the best of people. That sometimes a person experiences such great evil that their personality changes completely. Now we'll see if Tinn keeps his ideals or gives up like Charn. (Or will he choose something in between?) We will also observe what the cornered Tanthai will do, whose borders are being pushed more and more with each episode. We can already see that rebellion mixed with fatalism is born in him, which is a very dangerous mixture. What will Thee do, who has practically no good options on how to help Tanthai, because any of his involvement will end in separation from him? And what will Charn do seeing that his choices alienate him from Tinn? I just hope it doesn't suddenly become good...

LoA has created two amazing couples, both of them are very appealing and attractive to me, which practically NEVER happens. Also beautiful boys, moral bankrupts, lots of sexual tension, banter, well written and engaging conversations and fights, men with their beliefs, men broken and damaged... this is it!!!!! 💖✨💖

#laws of attraction #thai bl #bl drama

[selfawarejester]

Ok hear me out: Spartans with a reader who has nicknames for them that, to outsiders looking in, seem like insults.

Examples: Four-Eyes for Linda, Robocop for Kat, or Tin Man for John.

Oh, love this so much — nicknames are already so cute and intimate, but add insulting nicknames 🥰🥰

lmao, all kidding aside, the Spartans would probably really appreciate the nicknames you give them, especially if they’re kinda rude, because it means you trust and know them well enough to be like “yeah, this shouldn’t upset them” and that makes them feel so seen. Also, these are people who grew up with a ton of other children in a military setting, so anything you’re calling them, they’ve been called worse before they even ate breakfast most days.

It’s a travesty I haven’t written for Kat yet, so thank you @aiitheoutsinfree; hope you enjoy this! If y’all want me to do a part 2 with other Spartans, please REQUEST!

Love your feedback, and also thinking of starting a Halo taglist — would anyone be interested?

John isn’t expecting it when you call him Tin Man — it’s usually something offensive or derogatory, tossed at his face by angry or anxious colleagues or enemies. But the way you say it, with adoration dripping from your tone as you stare at him with hearts in your eyes (and who wouldn’t???), just makes him hide a smile, same as he does when Kelly, Fred or Linda try to rile him up with habits from their shared and cherished childhood.

He doesn’t really care if other people hear you say it: he trusts you to know when the situation is stable or intimate enough for you to use such a nickname. If you do end up using it in a situation where it might undermine his authority (if it’s even possible), he’ll let it slide and will later take you aside, explaining why he doesn’t want you to do that again and asks you not to. He doesn’t really care if it’s bunch of marines because your banter actually humanizes him, and people are a little more at ease with him.

They’re still way too scared to use it though.

Linda actually laughs when you call her Four-Eyes. She’s well aware of the… oddness of her helmet’s design — Kelly has made it vividly and loudly clear, and Fred’s flabbergasted stare when she first donned it was more than she could ask for. But since she’s Linda and it helps her, the Sniper Goddess, no one questions her and she doesn’t care even if they would. And yet, the fact that you would look at arguably the scariest Spartan (John concurs wholeheartedly, unaware of how anyone could confuse him for her birthright and miraculous power in the post), and call her something a child would… it warms her heart.

You can call her this whenever, she will literally not care at all. Other people freak out and like try to chastise you, but they get glared at until they go away like that scene in The Office where Jim yells at Toby, and he’s just like “what did I do??”

Mere mortals will never understand 😼 She will also gently tease you back, nothing too bad or obvious.

Okay, so Kat might be the only one who pushes back at the nickname. As one of the last surviving members of Beta Company, she goes on the defensive easily — this isn’t because she doesn’t trust you, but her initial instinct is always that people are against her. However, she will realise that you’re not trying to belittle or insult her, and will warm up to it. That being said, she will give way better than she gets, so be prepared for that!

She will care if you say it in front of other people, specifically she will glare at everyone who heard it till they scramble away, certain that they’ll never use it or acknowledge it for the rest of their living days. If it’s NOBLE team, she’ll just make fun of you, and if Emile tries to mock her for it, y’all team up against him — but he’s ready. Are you?

Mans carved a skull into his helmet like he was designed by a 12 year old and has the ✨ audacity ✨ to front smh

#halo #master chief x reader #john 117 x reader #linda 058 x reader #kat b320 x reader #halo x reader #halo headcanons #These are for the games and books!! Not TV canon!! #john 117 #master chief #linda 058 #kat b320 #gabiwrites

[idv-sunsxin3]

hello sunshine <3

can i please get jade and floyd's reactions(not separately) with f!reader who can turn into a ghost and she can turn others into ghosts too?

sending love ♡

// Hi Polly. Here’s a flower for the delay. 🌸✨

Jade and Floyd with Reader who can turn into a ghost.

Headers’ art via Twisted Wonderland Official Game {edit by me}

{Headcanons/Scenarios}

Female! Y/N

___

I keep having weird thoughts about this topic thanks to some voice line I heard before like-

I also just saw a funny edit pic of Floyd in a ghost busters outfit which doesn’t help at all help-

I see the Leech twins using your ghost perk to make some kind of haunted room reservation business or something- yay, time to get rich—/ih/jk

If you offer them to turn them into ghosts, Jade would merely politely decline. Probably foreign to your abilities as he prefers to study them through observing rather than experiencing it- UvU

On the other hand, Floyd would either go “lol sure” or “can ghosts eat tokoyaki-?” kind of chaotic response before gladly accepting-

Which leads to Jade mentally contemplating if he should stop Floyd from becoming a ghost or be a ghost too if Floyd wants to be a ghost- (kinda like the ‘if Floyd falls then I’ll fall too’ twin situation hhhh-)

If the ghost transformation only lasts temporarily before going back to normal, then Jade won’t have to worry much about it if that’s the case,,,, 🤭😅

Floyd likes to fool around with you the most out of the twins, he would have you hold his hand so he can temporarily get invisible as well. Then jump scared some random student in front of them once he stops going invisible… ówò;;;

I feel like Floyd would start calling you “Ghost Fishy” instead of “shrimpy” affectionately,,,-

Floyd// Ghost Fishy! Did you know that a ghost fish is something that's been seen before, but never has one been witnessed alive?

Jade// They live so deep in the ocean that they get no sunlight. This fact probably accounts for their pale ghostly appearance.

Jade// It's a fish without scales, and its sunken in eyes completely lack pigment…

You may run as you like, but they won’t stop tracking you down as if they’re ghostbusters whenever they want to stick with you- they just love to,,, You just look so interesting to look at whenever you’re in your visible ghost form- x’3

It’s mostly Floyd reacting a lot as he waves his hand around through your transparent ghost form, in awe by how you can also be touchable yet untouchable-

Probably Jade// Floyd, be polite with the lady- she might jump scared you afterwards- UvU;;;

It’s sometimes pretty hard to surprise Jade when going through walls out of nowhere, he’s surprisingly calm around you despite how very curious he tends to be about you.

He might also tease you if you try to peek in when he’s trying to dress up- like what you see~/ih ;)

Of course, he’ll still act polite around you like the gentleman he is- he doesn’t want his dear ghost fish to run away just yet out of embarrassment~ 😉

Floyd probably can be curious at times or just being goofy by asking you random questions he comes up in mind as well-

Floyd// I wonder if we become ghost, we can become ghost eels, would that be possible~? Wait no- How would we look like if we become ghost eels ~???

Jade// … That’s something you can figure out, as our dear Ghost is right here with us to help, Floyd~

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twst jade #jade leech x reader #twisted wonderland jade #floyd leech x y/n #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech #leech twins #tweels #twst floyd #twisted wonderland floyd #twst x reader #twst x you #twisted wonderland x reader

[enmi-land]

imagine that instead of Mila her brother is the who is in the group and idk what happened between them (Mila and the boys ) but they end up dating behind her brothers back and while discussing the best friend dating or flirting with the younger sister thing they feel nervous or happy because of whatever her brother said like if he gave a negative reaction or a positive reaction to the situation

If that’s too much it can be just a scenario with her brother

OMGG so in the revamped version on milakosmos, mila is an only child (it makes more sense with the storyline—but since my blogs ended up deleted, they’re all mashed together on this one, so sorry to anyone who noticed the inconsistencies lol but it’s basically bc the revamped bed and old ver aren’t separated yet) BUT she has an older male cousin whose basically like a brother and comes into play later on in the revamped rmu ver 🌸🌸🌸

BUT ANYWAY!! he’s the same character and personality but with different relation basically so on I-land when they talk about family, he still refers to mila as his little sister rather than cousin 💖 and basically everyone is curious bc since he’s so good looking his sister must be the same right?? they tease him and try to get him to introduce her to them but he’s like “no” bc he’s super overprotective >:(

flash forward to the last ep of I land where someone asks who he would introduce his sister to, and he goes “no one” (just like hoon lol) bc he doesn’t trust any of them near mile 😆😆 and he’s absolutely right not to, bc the fist time she meets the boys at one of their concerts, they’re all falling over themselves to get to know her bc she’s their age and just so sweet 🌸✨✨ but her cousin is givin them the evil os they secretly exchange contacts and stuff without him knowing… so he would defs feel betrayed when he finds out that they have something going on— and it’s literally no mila was crying about it and so he’s mad bc they ignore his off limits rule and also bc they made her cry ✨✨ but rlly he knows she’s her own person so he’s basically like “okay, just promise to make her happy and never make her cry again, and maybe I’ll think about giving you approval” but keep in mind he doesn’t know they’ll get into a poly relationship-like he was just waiting for Mila to choose one of them to get with not all seven 😆😆😆 so yeah he probs faints out of shock at the though of his little sister figure with seven boyfriends—who are his members, btw 😆😆 and since he’s one of the oldest members (just a little older than hee) best believe he’s going full tyrant mode on them whenever he can 🌟🌟🌟🌟

but ahh this was super cute idea I loved it so thanks for sending it in 🤭💖💖💖✨✨

#⠀⠀ 𓈒ㅤ ૮ ֗ ⠀⠀ you got mail ⠀⠀⠀ ꯭✉️⟡

[vargaslovinghours]

EleVeN!11!!1! (1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10½)

Fuzzy Edgar forever. I don’t remember the context now, maybe there wasn’t any to begin with haha, he’s just so cute with slightly longer hair! And upset :)

Some Diaryfic snuggles ♥ Scriabin can be so sweet to him at the worst time ah, I love Edgar’s hard on his arm and Scriabin’s pulling his hair out of his injured eye 💕

While I was very inspired by the Red Flags meme going around (we’ll get there), I was just as inspired by Mixed Messages - this exchange is so silly and them to me. He’s just trying to flirt back, you don’t have to make it harder! That’s just what Scriabin does haha

🥐 🖕 D:’

What else did you expect Scriabin to do with texting capabilities?? I’m still very enamoured with the thought of Scriabin using emojis and Edgar using emoticons - they are sort of different generations!

Here’s the Red Flags! So gd catchy, damn lol. I was specifically inspired by the X is on a date with themself edits, it was so tempting to consider a Ladyverse version as well haha. Edgar’s uncomfortable smiles were so incredibly fun hehe ♪

Y’see because with that many eyes- you get it

Edgar’s little “Or do I??” makes me laugh haha, anything to get out of this situation!

Waiter Jake ❤️💕💖💞💗 Rescue him!

Very inspired by this one specifically, he’s totally innocent! Not offputting at all! ♥

Alright well good luck with that bye. I love Edgar being menaced into continuing this date hehe ♫

Scriabin just keeping on the pressure for this date to keep going! Slight neg in “Couldn’t you have dressed up a little nicer though? ✨” pft

Brief aside with Scriabin!Edgar out drinking with my OC Mint who has very openly had a crush on the Vargases for a while now, thanks Mint

Honestly it was all just an excuse to turn him down and have Scriabin call Edgar his “landlord” haha; I was feeling nostalgic and went back to reread some old YuGiOh fics and had been so long away that I forgot that was a term used in the fandom to refer to the bodies of people the various Yamis would take over hehe ♪ It felt very fitting!

I can call him that but don’t you call him that >:(

Angy Scriabin!Edgar, the usual

Handplates re/reading doodles!! Hghgh!!! The theses of these stories of codependent relationships cut me to my very core I’ll have you know 💕 I managed to avoid falling down the rabbit hole of Handplates!Vargas but I was this close, lemme tell you. The subtle shift in phrasing changes so much ;; I love them dearly

A kind-of leftover WOY style Scriabin, since I made his hair all pointy in my first doodles - the WOY style is quite soft and round! He looks very silly hehe

Another song that is, yes, unironically in my Vargas playlist. This is a Nny song to me and you can pry it from my cold dead correct hands. That beautiful facial hair ♪

More Handplates/Vargas, this time obviously inspired by my holiday request 💕💖💞 I honestly rather like how calm Gaster seems whenever he’s in Edgar’s vicinity, he is a fairly unassuming human haha. Is it because he doesn’t laugh very often? Oh no that’s sad actually haha

I’m not done with Blank Slate Ch. 4 just yet - hopefully soon! - but this lineup stands out to me especially since I made it while rereading Handplates. Specifically after Gaster is pulled out of the Void - Gaster having to face the people he loves who have no memory of him really spoke to me in a Blank Slate way - the scenario of being able to completely start over and have never done anything to hurt your loved ones, at the expense of never having done anything to them, as far as they’re concerned, ah! It hurts so beautifully!! That’s one of the central themes I’m chasing so it was so cool to see in that context! Very inspiring ♥

So remember how in my Sims post, one Vargas family ended up with two Todds? Well what if that but actually

Twin Todd AU, just try and stop me

The saddest little twins y’ever did see ahh 💔 Having to share Shmee because there’s just the one of him! Who has a greater need :’0

I actually went and skimmed the SQUEE! comics to get a better grasp on the Casils, I’d forgotten basically everything haha. It seemed in keeping that if they could barely keep track of the one Todd, they wouldn’t bother even differentiating between two :’) Taking Todd shifts to better share the load

At least they have each other! More helpful than a stuffed bear who eats trauma? On par at least?

I also happened to catch this screenshot of the Todds gossiping about their shadow-dad, though I’m not sure who had seen him :0 By now I have found an adoption memory-loss prevention mod - thank goodness :D - but it wasn’t installed at the time! :0 Blue Todd is the Todd who’d already been the Vargases’ kid, Red Todd is newly-adopted Todd :)

Greetings in order! One of the Todds came by to scout out this strange new person

It’s a name to go by, if nothing else

Reporting back from the field, he has served his big narrative influence hehe ♥

Uh, yeah, about that- While I don’t doubt you were seeing double at times, uhm-

Surprise! Double the sons!

Only so much space in this apartment! They’re probably used to sharing a space to sleep weh, the implications of this AU are sad! I have no one to blame but myself haha

I have never been able to give up this twisted love I have for Edgar getting flustered about incredibly silly things and Scriabin chiding him with just his name haha ♥ Real twins do not delegitimize whatever the hell you two are to each other 💕

Who me? An affinity for how names shape identity and what it means to be a whole separate person? In love with this story in particular? You must be mistaken. But really, what would their name(s) be? I also love the subtle differences even just here - one Todd speaks up for the other! Dynamics ✨

1994, 2004, basically the same year innit. Scriabin is so much more on the up-and-up about the latest technology than Edgar, that old man

In which the offscreen is me lol, I was so blown away by how much more advanced the Sims 2 was from the Sims 1 ♥ Scriabin doesn’t need a box with a program in it, he has the absolute funnest toy in the world already!

And isn’t that the most important part ♪

Scriabin immediately makes himself and hooks up with every Sim he can, Edgar uncomfortable and totally not watching a~ny of the animations hehe ♪ Honestly though, the thought of Scriabin being genuinely excited to virtually get it on with any-and-every delights me haha

Look. Look, okay, look- If I could choose what to be inspired by, I would but sometimes

Obviously Scriabin would be a long Furby lol, this exchange can be summarized to “Scriabin no D:” “Scriabin yes >:D”

He’s complaining that Edgar ignoring him sleeping is boring haha

I did briefly lose my mind over how the Furbish word for “I/me/my/mine” is all the same - linguistically it makes sense, self-possessive, but in this, in their context ♥

Based on that one Wojak format - looks into the camera like “Yes. I am in your head. Insanity tracks” pfft

And it’s @jaspravex with the steel chair!! I hadn’t drawn any of them in like a month and then all of a sudden- I was 1000% not expecting to be hit with such a huge wave of inspiration but gosh and dang did this line of thought light me up. The implication! The jealousy! Wow that’s a lot all at once I wasn’t expecting ♥ Somehow these two never ended up on my shipping chart, dynamics I swear haha ✨

There’s September through February for the fourth go ‘round! Wild when I put it like that :0 Like clockwork, these lads ♪

#💟 #Doodles #Art #Sketchdump #Edgar #Scriabin #Jake #Todd #Shmee #Nny #There's a few errant things in here as well - The Sims 2 - Handplates #......Furbies #Look it's fine don't worry about it lol #Oh this one was so nice to edit <3 I've made it once <3 <3 When was the last time I could say that about one of these ♥ #And you know what that means right? Other than the fact that I've gotten a bit better at making these without breaking them lol #It means my art production is finally actually properly for realsies slowing down! Not as many to compile over a three month period! #That last one really did surprise me that inspiration hit me upside the head after quite literally a month of nothing #Even my scratch pages hadn't taken precedent for a bit! And yeah this technically still isn't all of what I've made in the meanwhile lol #Once I finish Ch. 4 of Blank Slate there might be another :) Or I might let it go for another chapter or so ♪ #Either way! Only took - when did I first go on hiatus lol #July of '22 so a year and a half-ish lol #To finally start to taper off - this is tapering off this is my airtight example of tapering off lol #Handplates and the Sims 2 were my big driving forces this time around hehe <3 Who knows what will catch my attention towards them next! #Lots of Todd AUs around here when I look huh :0 He is best boy he deserves the attention ♪ #As always I'll be back in April as well for my personal Vargasversary and to be a sap hehe ♥ #Never empty of thoughts or love! Just progressively quieter - for now ♪

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

words: 1.5k rating: m additional tags: canon compliant, mentions of mexico, mentions of trevor (but not by name), late s10, mickey's pov, spoiler alert: ian wants mickey to top him for the first time and he feels weird asking, they don't fuck yet - it's the convo and a lil lead-up to separate spice

summary: one night while sitting on the couch, ian's got a proposition for his husband. and it's got nothing to do with the year-round holiday tree lip and tammi are doing.

✨ just a lil sumn sumn to get the writing juices flowing ✨

“So I’ve been thinking…”

The wave of dread that surges through Mickey escapes him in a long, drawn out sigh. 

“Christ, Ian - thought we vetoed this shit like an hour ago.” (They did.) “Just ‘cause Lip’s doin’ the whole ‘christmas tree for every holiday’ schtick that doesn’t mean we gotta.”

The look Ian sends him from the other side of the couch is irritated, but has cooled off considerably from when they discussed this topic at length this afternoon. 

He hasn’t reached The Chin status. 

Yet. 

“You can relax, alright? I’m not talking about that.”

The mindless little thumb stroke he’s been working over Mickey’s ankle bone as they watch TV, however, falls still. Now it’s just a big, heavy hand where Mickey’s socked feet rest in his lap. 

Suspicious. 

Alright.

“Whatchya thinkin’ ‘bout then,” Mickey tries.

He waits, for a good few beats of the Bob’s Burgers intro.

When he doesn’t get an answer he wiggles his foot, bringing Ian’s hand along for the ride. “...‘ay…”  

Ian’s eyebrows jump lightly as he’s pulled out of his thoughts, then mellow out while he just barely glances at Mickey and then back toward the TV. “Nothin’...” he says. “Never mind.”

Oh.

Well that’s just not gonna fucking happen, is it?

Mickey grumbles, turning his foot again. But this time it’s to dig his toes annoyingly into Ian’s belly. “...‘nothing’, my ass. Spill it.” 

His foot is already being dragged away by the ankle and out of belly range. But the tiny crease in Ian’s brow is obvious. 

Oh yeah. It’s definitely something. “Ain’t ‘nothing’, so you might as well tell me before I break out the big guns.”

Mickey’s not super sure what ‘the big guns’ are in this situation. But his husband seems to know exactly what ‘the big guns’ are over there, judging by the tightness of his jaw. “Fucking annoying…” 

“Yup,” Mickey confirms with a serious, unsmiling nod. Even holds his hand up to flash his wedding band as a little reminder that his dumb ass recently married him, so who’s the sucker here? “Now talk.”

Another moment passes. 

Up in the air.

It could really go either way.

And then… 

“You know Mexico…?”

The knee-jerk reaction to patch over the sting with a joke will probably go away with time, but it still kicks up hard whenever that stretch of time gets brought up. “Heard of it, yeah.” 

There’s a reason Ian’s bringing it up, though. There always is. 

He says it carefully, his hand heavy where it’s still draped over Mickey. “‘Member how I said we could switch shit up…? …if we ever wanted to…?” 

Mickey blinks.

He does remember that. Just as much as he remembers how they did not do that. Even a little bit.  

It’s not that they were actively avoiding it. Some things just slip through the cracks when you’re barreling toward the border to escape the law like goddamn Queer Bonnie and Clyde. 

And yeah… They’re not running anymore. They’ve got time to do whatever the fuck they want now. That little suggestion just got shoved back into the corner of Mickey’s brain with the rest of the Mexico shit, is all. And Ian hasn’t said shit about it since. 

Until now.

Mickey fixes his eyes on the carefully projected pride that puffs out his husband’s chest. 

Ahh. He gets it now.

“...you tryna bottom for me, Gallagher?”

Ian doesn’t look at him. “Why the hell not?”

And whoa - “Easy, tiger. Not fightin’ ya on it.” But Mickey has to chuckle. Can’t help the tease that slips into his tone just as easily as the lick of interest that slips up his spine. 

In fact, he should probably shut the fuck up for a second or two while it all works through his system so he doesn’t spook him. Because one look at Ian bristling over there keeps perspective real clear. 

Ian’s been working up to this. Feels like he’s gotta puff up like a damn bullfrog to save face - to keep Mickey from giving him shit. Like they didn’t just commit their entire stupid lives to each other. Like Mickey wouldn’t do fucking anything to make this man understand how gone he is for him.

“...‘ay…” Another nudge of his foot into Ian’s tummy. But it’s softer this time. Urging. “Say more-a that shit. Already into it.”

Ian chances a look over at him. Cautious eyes in flickering light. “Really?”

Too cute for his own good. Even as a bullfrog. “Really.” 

Ian’s thumb falls back into soft, mindless circles over Mickey’s ankle bone again. More soothing for himself, probably, as his brain works over the words before they trickle from his mouth. “Done it before. …few times.”

It’s a test of Mickey’s patience. A test of his self control to not launch into his ‘flipping a quarter to see who has to bottom is a red fuckin’ flag’ routine, because that’s not what this is. And he and Ian have had their own fair share of red flags throughout the years. Mickey’s just petty when it comes to the thought of other men, so fight him.

But Ian doesn’t need that from him right now.

He settles on, “Uh huh.” Sidesteps and comes back in at a safe distance. “And that was…?”

A leading question. Ian chews on it for a second with narrowed, searching eyes, before his head tilts to the side with his answer. “It was fine…”

Underwhelmed. 

Purposefully unspecific. 

Mickey brings his bottom lip in and worries at it to shut himself up. 

And it’s absolutely the right thing to do - to give him room. Because before he knows it, Ian is shifting a little to look at him, his gaze no longer lacking purpose as it locks onto him in the dark.

“Mick…I want it to be you,” he says, not looking away. “I just know it’ll be good if it’s you.”

It sends another swoop of interest blossoming inside Mickey. Arousal. Intrigue. Fucking pride.

And Ian’s still talking. “You used to top all the time, so you know what the fuck you’re doing-...” The circles over Mickey’s ankle build in pressure. “But I also know we’ve never-... Like… Even as kids. That’s not how we do it-”

“Who’re you tryna convince here? You know I’m already sold.” 

Ian swallows up whatever else he has at the ready. Whatever’s been building building building in his brain as this moment neared. 

He looks back over at him.

Mickey grins. “Yeah. It’s fuckin’ happening, so I’m not sure who all that convincin’ is for.”

A pent up breath escapes Ian’s nose, his blink heavy with obvious relief. “You’ll do it?” 

And seriously, it’s like he’s asking if Mickey will strangle a man to death for him. (Which he’ll also do, off the record. But Ian already knows that.) 

“You know, not everything’s gotta be a big goddamn negotiation, huh?” The couch creaks as Mickey pulls his feet back into himself. “Don’t gotta break out the fuckin’ quarter anymore, sweetcheeks.”

Whoops. And after all that self control, too.

Ian rolls his eyes, both hands falling into his empty lap. “Never shoulda told you that.”

But his mounting attitude is quickly snuffed out by Mickey invading his space, his grin lethal as he closes in, “Mm-mm…” and then seals the deal with a hungry, instigating kiss. “...‘course I’ll fuckin’ do it. Thought about it before, to tell ya the truth…”

Ian decompresses against him, falling into the rhythm of his breathing as he asks it. “...really…?”

“Mhm…” Mickey grins, “...fuckin’ hot…” He keeps it close. Keeps it steamy. Keeps both their mouths moving, just in different ways. “Prob’ly make the most fuckable faces with my dick in ya - huh, lover…” 

The nickname is supposed to make Ian laugh, but what he gets instead is a huffy, bitten off groan. The makings of a whine. 

And damn, that’s so much fucking better, ain’t it? This is gonna be fun.

Mickey’s grin widens at the greedy hips pressing up into him, visions of what’s to come nice and tasty as they unravel for him in his head. “You want it right now…?” He could give it to him right now. They could absolutely do this right fucking now.

But before he can get too ahead of himself, he’s being swept into a different but gloriously familiar direction, Ian’s arms wrapping around him and lugging them both up until he’s carrying him toward the back of the apartment. 

“Way too fuckin’ horny to deal with that right now,” he admits, and it’s breathless. Kinda like how Mickey’s feeling up here as Ian hurries them into the bedroom with very clear purpose.

And you know what, Mickey is A-O-Fucking-Kay with that shit. “Next time,” he promises through a kiss.

“Next time,” Ian agrees, and then dumps Mickey onto the bed and crawls on after him.

#gallavich #ray writes #i do wanna write the actually smut very very badly - i just need to work up to it so i can do it justice >:3 #shameless

[lovelykhaleesiii]

chubby!aegon slut #9304 here to discuss this man and his squishy ahh cheeks (both kinds). Like maybe he's insecure about it when he first starts gaining weight, cuz yeah a body is one thing (and you've already shown plenty of love for his belly and thighs), but when it reaches his face is when he really starts worrying about what you'll think. After all, he can't really hide his face, nor the new plump cheeks or blurred jaw or subtle double chin he's recently acquired. He's worried you'll think it's too much, that he's gotten too chubby. I have no idea how to write x reader stuff but we on that y/n life and this bitch (thou) would comfort him with loving kind words and affections (+ hot sexy sex, listen y'know I'm down for dicking down a man in front of a mirror until he loves himself but I know that's not your usual kink, so I'd love to hear your thoughts lmao, how would you threaten this man {lovingly or sadistically} into accepting his little babyface? 🥰)

my fellow thicc Aegon sluzza ✨ thank you for this delicious ask!

listen at this point I’m open to listen / read anything, I just don’t feel comfortable writing for it! BUT GAWD now you’ve got me riled up!!!

the angst because he’d be eyeing himself out in the mirror longer than usual, noticing all the finer details that he thinks are flaws. the noticeable red stretch marks along his waist and hips/love handles, how swollen his face has gotten. before Aegon always thought his looks were decent (he was no narcissist, but he knew people often enjoyed looking at him) but now… he no longer has that same confidence & begins to feel immensely self-conscious. no longer considers himself handsome & then he starts to think about how you must be feeling.

whenever you guys are out in public, especially, his mind often contemplates on what the passer by must be thinking of the two of you together. and they’re often always terrible thoughts…you notice he gets pretty quiet and distant lately, and whenever you’re in the mood or try to get touchy, he just pulls some lame excuse which in turn makes you doubt yourself. you confront him, ask him if you’d done something to upset him, and seeing how worried you are makes him so sad 😫

he has no choice but to open up about his insecurities & you are somewhat surprised. now PERSONALLY in this situation, I’d rather show then tell… I’d much rather prefer to show just how much I appreciate ALL of him, every inch.

some good senseless fucking, mirrors set up strategically so you both get to see all the right angles. praise the fuck out of him, worshipping him like some god (he develops a worshipping kink). this would be one of the few times I insist on doing most of the work, as he relaxes and enjoys himself, accepting the effort and lengths I’m going to until he feels somewhat pleased with himself, letting him see how turned on and pathetic he makes me feel. 🥵

I’d nimble & leave hickeys ALL across that soft, plump jawline / neck of his, as a sign of my admiration for his chubby face.

I’d dry hump the fuck out of his stomach & thighs, god his thighsssssss !!!! my wetness just coating his fat 😫

begging him to manhandle the fuck out of me!!!

grrrrr you get the picture? HAHAHAHA

but if you want some dicking down >>> @bucknastysbabe is your boo 🩷

#aegon ii targaryen #aegon ii targaryen asks #chubby!aegon ii #chubby!aegon ii targaryen

[mjtheartist04]

OK I HAVE TO BUG YOU AB THIS NOW CAUSE LITTLE ME GOT TO SCHEMIN AND THINKIN:

Papa Genya and Mama Rika 🙌 what is their initial reaction if they're baby gets hurt or is in peril? How do they handle and are they opposites when it comes to acting on the situation?

POOKIIEEE!💖💖💖 Ok ima try try to keep this short😅✨✨✨

So their initial reaction to ichiro getting hurt?

For Rika she does get worried when Ichiro gets hurt because BOY that boy is clumsy sometimes😞 but she usually will look where he’s hurt and takes care him, she will bandage his scraped knee/elbow and give it a small kiss and after that she’ll make him some tea for healing! ((Thanks to Shinobu for teaching her healing remedies and how to make herbal teas)) and she will just hug him and tell him that mamas here, and that she will always take care of him🥺🩵

Now for Genya

The first time…well it didn’t go well😞

Let’s just say ichiro was running around and him being the clumsy boy he is he trips and falls hitting his head hard and making his forehead bleed…genya freaked out as he saw blood trickling down his sons forehead…his mind would quickly going to his siblings and mother☹️ trauma.

After Rika aids Ichiros wound she will be there telling genya reassuringly that their baby is ok, alive and safe and that nothing will ever happen to him as she cradles his face.😭

Genya held ichiro and his wife extra close to him that night as they slept together peacefully🥹

After all of that he makes sure to calm his nerves and just gently take care of ichiro whenever he got hurt! And after taking care of him he’ll go cut up some watermelon into slices and they both sit outside together as they enjoy they’re sweet treat☺️

And when their baby is in peril…

They know…it’s a parent instinct they both share✨

They are up in an instant and quickly looking for their son…just to find him hanging on for dear life on a tree branch…don’t ask how he got up there he was just tryna to catch a butterfly-👁️👁️

ANWAYS I hope this don’t feel rushed or anything😭 my words like to be everywhere when I ramble-

#THANK YOU WIFEEYYY💖😘 #mj answers #ask #rika #genya #ichiro #selfship #💜genya x rika🩵 #mj rambles weirdly

[imjustasimpxd]

Hi hi~ wanted to request a various jjk men hc of them dating. Not sure what ur limit on characters is so write as many jjk men as u want :)

HELLOOOO!!! Sorry its taken me a long time to answer your request, I’ve been very busy! But I’ve finally written the head-canons for you and I hope they’re to your liking !! Thank you for requesting and for your patience !! 💖

Also I only did Gojo, Nanami, Yuji, Megumi, and Inumaki in this head-canon, but if you would like a part two with some of the other jjk men then please let me know <3

Other than that, enjoy !!

The JJK Men in relationships

➬ Jujutsu Kaisen x Gender neutral reader

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Summary : Title says it all :)

Pairing : Includes, Gojo, Nanami, Yuji, Megumi, and Inumaki

Word count : head-canons

Warnings : nothing bad, mostly fluff, mentions of fighting,

Author’s notes : reblogs are appreciated!! I appreciate all feedback on my writing so that I can know what you guys liked and what you think I should improve on😊

Disclaimer : this is a work of fiction and should in no way, shape, or form, be taken seriously.

Side Note : this head-canon, and everything else I’ve written on my blog, is mine and only mine. I work very hard on everything I write so do not, under any circumstances, modify, copy, or steal my work.

Satoru Gojo:

* This man is gonna be a total pain in your butt one day, and then the most romantic and endearing one the next..THERE’S LITERALLY NO IN BETWEEN

* Satoru is of course a very goofy and outgoing person so you’ll always be laughing or have some sort of smile on your face while you’re with him.

* Whether it’s a joke he made, a compliment he gave you, or just him being his dorky self again: Satoru always finds a way to make you smile.

* ✨Your smile is one of his favorite things✨

* He really likes to tease you as well so be prepared to be the butt of the joke pretty often.

* You always know he’s just joking whenever he does it and it never really bothers you, however there can be the occasional times where his teasing is too much or you’re simply not in the mood.

* In that case, if he notices your actions then he’ll be sure to give it a rest.

* He’s very clingy let me just say that. He loves cuddling with you and doesn’t mind pda at all. He actually prefers it, because that way he can show you off to everyone else.

* He’s a little touchy at times so you’ll have to be sure to set some boundaries because if you don’t it’s free reign for him. If you especially don’t like pda then he’ll be sure to respect that (for the most part).

* He usually likes to always have a hand around your waist, but if you’re not comfortable with that then at least having one hand intertwined with yours at all times is a MUST

* He low-key has no shame in public sometimes because he will in all seriousness make you sit on his lap while talking to someone or lightly smack your butt regardless of who’s around. Will gladly tell you how hot you look in your new outfit or make some other nsfw comment about your appearance despite all the people standing around🥲Then you’re just standing there, a blushing mess, trying to tell him to save it for later like🧍‍♀️

* HE’S SUCH A SMOOTH FLIRT AS WELL, LIKE HOW DOES HE DO IT???

* Contrary to others belief, he actually can be series at times. While it may not be often, there definitely are moments where he puts aside the goofiness and focuses on what’s bothering you.

* If he sees you’re feeling down or something has upset you, he’ll softly hold your face in his hands and gently wipe your tears as he asks you “tell me what’s wrong baby.”

* After you’ve finished ranting or cried it out, he likes to give you a gentle kiss on your forehead and crack a little joke to which he can then say “there’s that smile.” 🥺

* Fights between you two can get somewhat heated, and his sarcasm definitely doesn’t help the situation. However, after you two have separated and had some time to yourself to calm down, you’ll always hear that gentle knock on your door followed by a sorrowful faced Satoru that comes in asking “Baby, can we please talk?”

* CUDDLES ARE MANDATORY AFTER FIGHTS ARE RESOLVED

* Okay but I think we all know Gojo is loaded, he definitely has WAY MORE money than he needs so what better way to spend it then on you?😗

* He LOVES to buy you things. Whether it’s your favorite snacks, little trinkets that made him think of you, or that one outfit he saw you eyeing at the clothing store last week, HE’S ALWAYS SPOILING YOU

* He won’t listen if you tell him to stop spending so much money on you. Will proceed to buy you even more stuff afterwards.

* Gojo very much is the type of boyfriend to baby you, treats you like a precious little puppy despite you being a grown adult

* He’s definitely a “baby” himself tho sometimes when it comes to spending time with you. He’ll always be like “but baby I want you to go with me🥺” or “please stay, I’d miss you too much if you left😓” Which relates to the clinginess I mentioned earlier.

* A relationship with Gojo is one that feels uplifting and lighthearted

Kento Nanami:

* Honestly such a gentlemen

* The type to run to the other side of the car just to open the door for you or let you borrow his blazer if you get cold.

* He’s honestly just so sweet and kind🥺

* He’s always putting your needs before his, especially if you’ve had a particularly bad day.

* If he see’s you’re upset he wants to be informed of what happened so that he can do his best to help you solve it. He always listens very intently to what’s going on because he wants to be able to give you the best advice he can. Will pull you against his chest to smooth you if you’re crying too much.

* However, if you’re someone who doesn’t want to talk about it right away he understands. He’ll stay close by while he waits for the right time to ask you again, and will occasionally make you your favorite drink to help cheer you up.

* Is very patient with you and always tries his best to remain calm when you’re getting frustrated. If you get into an argument, he always insists the two of you take a few minutes to yourself and step away from the situation in order to prevent hurting each other with saying things you don’t mean.

* He’s very reserved and formal so he’s honestly not someone who’s big on pda at all. I mean of course he doesn’t mind the occasional hand hold or linking arms while in a crowded area, but unless he’s holding onto you to make sure you don’t get lost, he really doesn’t like pda that much. He considers it to be unprofessional and impolite. Plus he just prefers to save those kinds of things for when you’re alone because he believes your relationship is nobody else’s business.

* For dates, he’s not extremely high energy and prefers to do more quiet things like dinner at a nice restaurant, but he’ll still go on those more active dates with you if he knew you really wanted to. The activity may not exactly be his kind of thing but if it makes you happy, that’s all he cares about.

* He’s very intent on making sure you’re taken care of. Whether that’s physically or mentally, he always does his best to put you before himself.

* It’s very sweet of him, but you’ll have to remind him that he needs to take care of himself too sometimes. He’s been known to skip meals or deprive himself of sleep because of his busy schedule, this can cause him to be occasionally grumpy or closed off with you. Because of this, you’ll have to take matters into your own hands to cheer him up.

* When this happens you usually give him a shoulder rub or make him lay his head on your lap so you can run your fingers through his hair. You also offer to make him his favorite dinner or draw him a bath and help him change out of his work clothes so that he can get clean.

* It’s just those silent but sweet and intimate moments that the both of you love so much.

* A relationship with Nanami would be one you feel taken care of in🥰

Yuji Itadori:

* Okay but he’s actually a cinnamon roll🥹 He’s such a caring and adorable person

* He is a little clingy, cuddles with you are his serotonin.

* He ABSOLUTELY LOVES to spend his time with you, would literally spend every moment possible with you if he could. Even if you’re just eating lunch together or binge watching shows, he loves to do everything with you.

* He is always showering you with compliments and words of encouragement so be prepared to always feel a wave of blush spread across your face after something he said about you.

* He does like pda but he’s not excessive with it. More just prefers to hold your hand or give gentle kisses on your cheek throughout the day.

* He likes to take you on active dates. He’s the type to take you to carnivals or to an ice skating rink, something fun and adventurous.

* If you’re someone who doesn’t like high energy things then he won’t force you. He doesn’t mind doing what you prefer, he just wants to be able to spend time with you regardless.

* His main way of comforting you when you’re sad is through physical touch. He’ll of course let you rant as much as you need and try to give you the best advice he can, but he usually settles with physical affection as his way to comfort you because he’s just naturally very good at calming you that way. He also likes to take you to go get food afterwards to cheer you up.

* If you two get into a fight he’s usually the first to apologize. He never wants you to be upset or hurt, especially if it’s by him, so he’s always the first to try and fix things. No matter what he has to do, he’s always very quick to resolve things, he just hates the two of you being mad at each other.

* He loves to get you gifts that are a little more “lovely dovey”, like flowers and stuffed animals.

* Will totally get you one of those friendship type necklaces or bracelets where the two connect to make a heart or a puzzle piece or something like that.

* OKAY BUT YUJI WOULD BE THE TYPE TO CARVE BOTH YOUR INITIALS INTO A TREE OR SOMETHING OMG😭✨

* You will always feel yourself smiling around Yuji, almost like his “sunshine energy” is radiating off him and infecting you with it as well.

* He’s always thinking of things he can do for you and wants to always make sure you’re happy

* A relationship with Yuji would be a very wholesome one🥺

Megumi Fushiguro:

* Definitely a very mature and courteous boyfriend.

* You won’t ever have to worry about feeling pressured to do anything or feel as if any boundaries are being overstepped because he’s very respectful and is always aware of what you’re comfortable with and what you’re not.

* He doesn’t necessarily like active dates because he’s not a big fan of having a lot of people around, however he will occasionally indulge in high energy actives if it’s important to you.

* If he can choose though, he prefers quieter things like stargazing or late night drives where he can be with you and only you.

* He really really doesn’t like pda so he often doesn’t touch you at all in public. However he will let you lean your head against his shoulder. You can sometimes get him to hold your hand if he’s in a good mood.

* He is also very intent on making sure you’re taken care of as well. He’ll keep extra snacks in his bag in case you get hungry, an extra water bottle in case you’re thirsty, extra hair ties in case you forget one, an extra jacket in case you get cold, etc. He always keeps a bunch of things in his bag for you in case you’ll ever need it🥺

* He can always tell when you’re upset somehow, almost as if he has some sort of sixth sense. It’s like you don’t even have to explain yourself to him because he can already tell just by the look on your face.

* He will always make sure to pull you aside privately to talk. The very first thing he will say is “Do you want to talk about it?” (He just wants to make sure he’s not forcing you to talk if you’re not comfortable enough to)

* If you say yes then he’ll make sure to hear you out all the way through, no matter how long the rant is. After that he’ll give you some very practical and logical advice and be sure to leave a gentle kiss on the top of your head at the end.

* If you say no however, then he’ll reply with “Well just let me know if you need anything please.” And then pull you in for a short but reassuring hug. The rest of the day he will keep a close eye on you in order to make sure you’re doing okay. If he feels you’re mood is getting worse then he will finally pull you aside for a second time and ask you to please talk to him this time (and that he’s not leaving until you do).

* The two of you don’t usually get into fights often because he is always pretty calm and is able to deescalate things before they get bad. However if you do happen to get into a heated fight he can sometimes be a little harsh. He’s very logical and so whenever he argues he is very to the point and straight forward. He sometimes forgets how stern he can be when he is in the right, but he’s not trying to make you mad, just to help you understand how serious he is.

* However he understands he can be a little too heartless at times (which is why he tries to always avoid arguments in the first place), but even so, if he does end up hurting your feelings during a fight then he’ll give you a little while to calm down then come back to apologize sincerely. If the argument was about your safety then he always makes sure to let you know that he only argues with you because he cares about you and wants to keep you safe.

* Even though he’s not much of a talker with others, he always wants the two of you to be open with each other when it comes to your feelings on things, especially in arguments, because he wants things to be solved as quickly as they can.

* Getting compliments from Megumi are always very special because you know he really means it when he says them. He will never lie to you and always tries his best to be honest at all times so hearing him say “you look really beautiful” always makes your heart melt.

* He isn’t as good at showing his affection through his words like some of the other guys are, so instead he shows it through his actions. Remember that item you said you really wanted a few days ago but didn’t wanna spend the money on? Well guess who’s gonna find it on their nightstand the next day? Remember that one show you really like that you ranted about to Megumi and thought he wasn’t listening? Well guess who’s gonna find a shirt with the characters from that show on it placed on top of your dresser?

* A relationship with Megumi would make you feel valued and content😇

Inumaki Toge:

* Obviously because he can’t talk Inumaki wouldn’t be the most vocal in a relationship, but that doesn’t mean he’s any less loving.

* He always does his best to show his affection for you through physical contact, whether it’s hugs, kisses, etc.

* He absolutely loves cuddles so expect a lot of them !!

* Because of his powers, Inumaki finds as many different ways to communicate with you as he can.

* He ALWAYS carries around a small little notebook with extra pencils so the two of you can talk.

* He also loves to write things for you on sticky notes. He leaves them LITERALLY EVERYWHERE too. Your backpack, your nightstand, on top of your lunch, sometimes he’ll come up to you and literally just stick one on you and then walk off😭(Not him secretly peeking from around the corner to watch you read it)

* He also encourages you to learn sign language so you can communicate with him easier. Don’t worry he’ll help you learn it if you’re having trouble.

* OKAY BUT HE’S TOTALLY BUYING THE BOTH OF YOU ONE OF THOSE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS WHERE YOU CAN TAP ON IT AND IT SHOWS UP ON THE OTHER PERSON’S BRACELET. (It’s just another cute way for you to communicate🥰)

* I swear I’m trying to be serious but if you two ever got in a fight and we’re arguing in sign language, all I can imagine is the room being completely silent except the occasional frustrated grunts and sighs and then there’s the both of you just waving your hands around with looks of annoyance spread across your faces😭I’M SORRY IT’S JUST SO FUNNY TO ME😭

* I don’t imagine you’d fight a lot to be honest, but if you ever did, I feel like you’d both end up saying things you didn’t mean in sign language and then it ends when one of you just eventually leaves the room because it got so bad.

* There you are an hour later, laying against your pillow with tear stained cheeks, when you suddenly feel a tap on your bracelet.

* Your eyes peek over to see two more taps appear across it (which is his way of asking whether or not he has your permission to come and see you) Two taps mean yes, one means no. So a small smile appears across his face when he feels two taps in response.

* After that you hear your door open and immediately feel him crawl onto the bed to snuggle you from behind, his hand reaching over to give you a small sticky note that says “I’m sorry :( ” on it.

* Inumaki only participates in pda pretty often because of his lack of verbal communication. He loves to always be holding your hand, resting his head on top of yours, or leaning against each other when sitting together. He does occasionally kiss you in public, but it’s never on the lips, usually just your cheek or the top of your head.

* He just wants to always be close to you🥲

* Leaning against each other’s foreheads is his favorite way to be close to you, he only does this in private though🥺

* A relationship with Inumaki feels very loving and intimate❤️

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