The Brain decided to combine two blorbos with two other blorbos
SO
GREEN COUSINS MIRACULOUS LADYBUG AU
here we go i thought of all this in the shower earlier and i will continue to expand
if you don’t know what miraculous ladybug is basically the two kids are superheroes and classmates irl but they don’t know the other is their superhero partner
first of all lloyd is ladybug and morro is chat noir
THIS IS NOT SHIPPING BY THE WAY
as classmates lloyd is always trying to befriend the lonely emo guy who sits in front of him
and morro is Not Having It
civilian morro is a lot more quiet and reserved compared to superhero morro
for the same reason as adrien (something something able to be his true self behind the mask of anonymity)
as superheroes morro is lowkey salty he wasn’t picked to be ladybug (green ninja parallels eheheuheheeh) and got stuck with what he thinks is essentially “the sidekick” title
so he’s always trying to one up lloyd (i haven’t thought of their hero names yet bear with me)
and lloyd thinks he’s really fucking annoying
like “i get you’re mad but i can’t do anything about it so can you stfu and carry out the fucking plan”
fu is wu of course (rhyming 😌😌)
wu is the old man who “gives them their superpowers” ig
mmmm garmadon is the logical choice for hawkmoth (hawkmoth is the villain by the way)
but lloyd??
in the show one of the superheros is the son of the villain
maybe it could be the overlord
HARUMI AS MAYURA
mayura is like,,, the villain sidekick
who gets a redemption arc 👀👀
i’m sticking with it garmadon as hawkmoth and harumi as mayura
none of that shippy shit going on with gabriel and natalie don’t be weird
aw shit maybe harumi could actually be his like non biological daughter
and she’s mayura cause she’s desperate to prove herself worthy to be his daughter or something
so lloyds the one in the iffy household
and morro is the one who lives in the popular homey bakery 💀💀
it completely ruins his aesthetic
if/when lloyd finds out about garmadon bring hawkmoth, morro is the one who has to snap him out of it and tell him to “get your shit together, cause god knows you’re the only one who can stop him”
character development babey
maybe when morro starts to let go of the anger of not being ladybug, he starts being a little more open to the kid behind him who’s always trying to talk to him
and mellows out on the whole “being a cocky asshole to ladybug”
lloyd is ecstatic of course
over time the superheroes (STILL HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF NAMES) become the friends who always bitch and argue but have each other’s backs no matter what
they trust each other with their life (kinda have to what with the fighting and all)
as classmates it’s the stereotypical extrovert adopt introvert situation
of course lloyd is friends with the ninja
we’ve got the whole ninja friend group who are ALL loud and energetic as fuck (except for maybe zane but he has his moments)
so it’s more of an extrovert kidnaps introvert to hang out with more extroverts
yeah another open au so leave ideas!! please i need ideas
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you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.
grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.
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