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#but most of the blu team are not mature and reasonable. not only that but they are confrontational when shell isn't
hearties-circus · 2 years
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Realising I have not said much about rosa and shells friendship like at all
#gamer txt.#al ocs#weird. that was the first friendship i came up with for shell#but uh yeah its like that 'happy nice character thinks the annoying grouch is really funny bc they're annoying' thing#like sure. shell loves hir teammates really he does but they are an incredibly stressful bunch#especially when you were arbitrarily assigned as their leader#shells kinda got the same thing going on as milk the whole 'i love these guys g-d do they piss me off with their antics'#and yeah rosa definitely is one who causes alot of problems but it also is a dick and will insult other teammates willy nilly#and shell does enjoy seeing that happen even if he knows he shouldnt#like. the mature and reasonable thing to do would be having a talk with your teammates about the stress they cause and coming up with ways-#-to fix that problem#but most of the blu team are not mature and reasonable. not only that but they are confrontational when shell isn't#so nothing gets done and shell silently harbors this awful rage towards hir teammates#but then rosa rocks up and shit talks people for being annoying to their face and is generally a bitch and shell can't help but feel relief#at least someone said it. even if rosa's only intent is to be a dick at least he brings up genuine faults with the team#and some of what he says is so awful its funny#so shell accidentally ended up enjoying rosa's presence#and rosa noticed that despite being the nicest guy there and their leader shell was not offput by him#which confused at first so it decided not to engage. but shell is a nice guy so he would've helped rosa at times when he needed it#and rosa decided fuck it hes curious#so they started chatting. well shell spoke rosa was kind of dumbfounded that someone not only agreed with it but found it funny too#and rosa realised that huh yeah theres more to shell than he thought and actually maybe he could put some trust into hir#and maybe shell could benefit from having someone who wouldn't judge hir for getting out some rage about their teammates#so they started to hang out properly#rosa is awful horrible at relationships but shell is patient and content to sit in silence while they both do their own things#and now they are good friends 👍 and when shell and milk became friends it kinda sealed the deal
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sorenblr · 10 months
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What is your opinion on the sexual cutscenes of FF16? I think a similar question was previously asked about Triangle Strategy and it seemed rather forced for the sake of pretending to be a more mature story, when FFT didn't rely on the explicitly sexual content to tell a mature story.
(This ask and the response are based on information that has been available as early as the demo and shouldn't contain any spoilers for the full game).
I don't mind a good sex scene and find the strangely puritanical reaction against sex depicted in film and television to be one of the most alien and frustrating discourses in recent years, but in this case it just seems to be the natural consequence of Yoshi P. demanding that his team watch the fucking GoT box-set:
...We wanted to create something that really resonated with a lot of people. And when we saw how Game of Thrones, and before that the Song of Ice and Fire series, has really resonated with players, we knew that this was something that we wanted to do as well. When we first started creating the game, we had our core team of about 30 members very early on buy the blu-ray boxset of Game of Thrones and required everyone to watch it, because we wanted this type of feel.
Game of Thrones made a lot of people a lot of money, and we thought to ourselves, boy, we would also like some of that money.
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A larger distinction is that GoT features real actors who are, you know, people, and so it's not terribly embarrassing to see them stripped and smashing their shit together or jacking off or whatever. FFXVI, according to the aesthetic preference of an entire industry, is populated by uncanny digital homunculi only crudely approximating the appearance of real people with the animating force of God's breath filling their lungs. I don't anticipate that FFXVI will have full-bore, hog-out ramming or anything- I assume it's just a lot of post-coital sideboob, maybe a glimpse of Clive's weird little ass here and there- but in this presentational mode it would play closer to comedy if you're not catastrophically addicted to Overwatch porn.
There is a reason the camera would always cut away before Kratos starts fucking. You don't want to see that shit. You think you want to see it, but you don't want to see it. Do you expect to profit by seeing what David Jaffe in his wisdom has obscured from our eyes? This isn't In the Mood for Love. A color pencil rendering by some chronically masturbating teenage fan submitted to EGM in 2006 would be more stimulating than whatever these games are capable of showing you. You don't need to see Kratos' stroke game. You haven't even earned the right.
Beyond the unintended aesthetic effect of these things, I don't really trust this team to incorporate that influence in a meaningful or considered way, based on what I've seen of the game thus far. It extends to the 'epic medieval violence' and the prolific use of 'fuck'. I love fuck like a brother so please understand when I say that this is an incredibly remedial deployment of the term. The fuck sauce is not imitable. You simply have it or else it'll never be yours. A decade of stewarding radically PG-13 MMO quest dialogue has closed off the way to that place for Michael-Christopher Koji Fox.
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And the insistent comparisons to Matsuno's oeuvre from the fanbase, often as a defensive appeal to legitimacy wherever the GoT influence is noted, are bordering on the absurd. Vaguely medieval politicking was apparently the only mark of his work that ever found purchase in people's minds, and none of the particular aesthetic, aural, or tonal distinctions that made those games living and vital. I don't expect that this game will have a meaningful resonance with those works except that people will be furious when the narrative inevitably ends with Clive facing off against some sort of ogre or deity instead of late medieval Karl Rove. But I also don't expect I'll have anything meaningful to share on the matter until I've seen for myself if it's as blandly imitative as it all seems. I mean, it's at least coming from an incredibly cynical place, as evinced in the quote above.
I don't have $650 USD burning a hole in my pocket at the moment, but I would love to be proven wrong whenever I have the chance to play it in like, late 2024. I similarly thought that FFXV looked totally insipid but then found it very affecting. Combat is an easy sell as one of the last living "character-action guys". You can use 'Stinger', that's good. There's a cooldown on the launcher? What the fuck is wrong with these people? It's probably still pretty good.
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final fantasy sex thoughts postscript: they should make FFX-3 but it's about wakka and he always has one nut hanging out of his shorts and every 15 minutes he tucks it back in and says "sorry 'bout that brudda" to no one in particular but then it just immediately falls back out. also he's racist against al-bhed again
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ao3feed-tf2ships · 21 days
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No Sick Days (And other reasons why the mercs should unionize)
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54927100
by ShinFay
There was no such thing as sick days for the mercs. They had Sunday off to pray in the tiny chapel on base, which only Engineer attended, but for the most part the mercs worked six to eight hour days, six days a week. When you got a cold you went into battle sniffling and coughing- if you got killed due to somebody hearing you wheeze then you got killed. If you were desperate you could sleep underneath the mounted minigun in the lab to help get the virus out of your system, but nobody was desperate enough to fall asleep around Mr.Is anybody going to take these hearts (plural) and not wait for an answer.
So, no one really batted an eye when Medic showed up to battle with a runny nose.
Words: 3244, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: Gen
Characters: RED Demoman (Team Fortress 2), RED Engineer (Team Fortress 2), RED Heavy (Team Fortress 2), RED Medic (Team Fortress 2), RED Pyro (Team Fortress 2), RED Scout (Team Fortress 2), RED Sniper (Team Fortress 2), RED Soldier (Team Fortress 2), RED Spy (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2)
Relationships: Demoman & Engineer & Heavy & Medic & Pyro & Scout & Sniper & Soldier & Spy (Team Fortress 2), Heavy & Medic (Team Fortress 2), Engineer & Heavy & Medic (Team Fortress 2), Medic & Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
Additional Tags: Sick Character, Minor Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Medic Being Medic (Team Fortress 2), wump, Insomniac Medic, Pyro and Medic are friends, BLU | Builder's League United (Team Fortress 2), Respawn Mechanics (Team Fortress 2), Nonbinary Pyro (Team Fortress 2), everyone has different pronouns for pyro, Heavy centric, medic centric, runny nose, Coughing, Sickfic, Battle Scenes, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, RED | Reliable Excavation Demolition (Team Fortress 2), it's kept vague on the relationship between the RED and BLU mercs though that may change, feauturing google translated german glanced over by my german roommate, Please Forgive me, Fluff and Angst, Light Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Team as Family
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54927100
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“Theme of Sachio 2″: Analyzing how mabanua conveys Sachio’s character development through music
At first glance, Sachio’s Season 2 theme sounds pretty different from his Season 1 theme, and for good reason; he’s a very different character. But if we look closely, there’s a good amount of continuity as well.
If I had to describe the sound of the arpeggio melody in the S2 theme, I’d call it a glockenspiel (EDIT: In hindsight, it sounds more like pitched up strings, but everything in this paragraph about the S1 theme still holds). You can also hear a similar sound throughout both of his S1 themes (starting at around 0:10) as well as what sounds like a marimba (starting at around 0:28), also a mallet percussion instrument. In the production interviews included in the Season 1 Blu-ray, Moriyama mentioned that the vision for Sachio’s theme was a hip-hop sound with a childish feel. Because of the glockenspiel's bright, clear timbre and its association with toy instruments — and therefore childhood — I think the mallet percussion instrument family represents Sachio’s youth and innocence.
In addition to the instrumentation, Sachio’s S2 theme keeps some of the same musical language as the first: lots of arpeggiation, with stepwise moving bass notes. The main arpeggio melody is descending this time, though, instead of ascending, which might represent how Sachio has lost his way in the years since the first season. While in Season 1 Sachio served as the moral backbone of Team Bangaichi, inspiring the adults to work together and fight for their dreams, in Season 2, he is one of the most conflicted characters, suffering from the most internal strife of all the kids, and the last to accept Joe back into their lives.
This strife is further emphasized by the tinny, strained sound of the glockenspiel — in contrast with the soft, resonant tones used in the S1 theme — perhaps representing Sachio’s struggle to exist in an adult world while still a child. Mabanua also adds heavy, distorted bass and a wailing electric guitar to up the angst. The dirty-sounding bass is reminiscent of that used in Joe’s theme from Season 1, but it isn’t the only thing Sachio has picked up from Joe musically in Season 2. The key has changed from A minor in Season 1 to D minor in Season 2, the same key as Joe’s S1 theme, and there are a few melodic elements that evoke Joe’s theme as well. Namely, this section starting at around 0:37.
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The first section (red) reminds me of the very last phrase from Joe’s S1 theme, and the second section (blue) reminds me of a repeated phrase from Joe’s S1 theme which can be heard first at around 1:30. Track 1 in the playlist above contains the excerpt from Sachio’s theme and Track 2 contains both of the excerpts from Joe’s theme below.
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The third track in the playlist is what it might sound like if Joe's and Sachio's themes were combined. The way the melody in Sachio’s theme sits on the C# (ti ti ti ti do) makes me think it’s going to transition into Joe’s theme every time I hear it so I wanted to create how that might sound.
But, crucially, that doesn’t actually happen.
And it’s a beautiful musical representation of Sachio’s character arc — the way he tries to emulate Joe, fails, and then ultimately realizes that he is his own person. When the two of them finally reconcile in Episode 10, the track used is “Theme of Sachio 2 (Sollow [sic])”, a track which is certainly sorrowful, but is far more evocative of Sachio’s S1 theme with its ascending arpeggios and melancholy guitar. Perhaps the mallet percussion is lost as he sheds his false idea of what maturity means and genuinely matures as a result.
The Episode 13 epilogue adds one final piece. While the shift in key to D minor at first seems to represent Sachio’s misguided attempts at taking Joe’s place, by the end of the show we find that Sachio has in fact assumed Joe’s role as the young man chasing a dream, and that Joe has assumed Nanbu’s role as a father figure. The shift in key for Sachio is a musical passing of the torch in the same way as Joe passing on his motorcycle and taking ownership of Nanbu’s old truck.
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Fun Fact: The blue phrase from Joe’s theme is directly quoted in Liu’s theme!
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oddlovergirl · 3 years
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Team Fortress 2 but with VA/GW Characters (REVISED)
Since my friend Mel-Mel @melones-my-bottom-bitch is introduced to Team Fortress 2 by Miss Mingot @mingot-studios, I decided to do a rework of my mid-2020 post about the VA/GW characters as TF2 characters.
On the anti-heroic BLU Team, we have:·
Scout – Narancia Ghirga; Narancia is rather cocky and arrogant (as well as VERY short-tempered to the point of whipping out his switchblade knife if angered, which is often), and he is pretty tiny, so he fits the role perfectly.
Soldier – Bruno Bucciarati; Well, he is strong in both offense and defense (._.).
Pyro – Sheila E.; I only have one reason for giving her the role of Pyro, and it’ll all be explained below.
Demoman – Leone Abbacchio; what? The guy has a drinking problem that he mostly keeps under control.
Heavy – Guido Mista; Mista is the most comical of the team and will likely use Sex Pistols to direct the bullets, since he usually serves as the team’s enforcer.
Engineer – Pannacotta Fugo; Fugo has an IQ of 152 and when not upset (which is WHEN he gets hotheaded and violent) he’s usually polite, mature, friendly, and caring.
Medic – Coniglio; I know this seems controversial, but I decided on giving this character the role of medic instead of Giorno (don’t get me wrong; I did consider on giving the Medic role to Giorno at first). For those of you who don’t know Coniglio is, she is from Golden Heart, Golden Ring, a (dubiously canon) light novel taking place after the gang betrayed the Boss, written by Miya Shotaro and Gichi Otsuka, and illustrated by the Hirohiko Araki himself, released in Japan on May 2001 and three years later in Italy. Her Stand is The Cure (named after the English rock band), an adorable gem-encrusted rabbit capable of healing any injury or disease almost instantly. However, should it absorb too much pain, it’ll grow into a gigantic subhuman rabbit and go berserk, with it growing stronger the more it gets hit until Coniglio calls out to it to calm it down. To me its berserker state sounds like the OP version of the Ubercharge.
Sniper – Giorno Giovanna; Giorno likes to observe and analyze his enemies from his rifle scope, prefers subtle tactics to take down enemies that don’t draw too much attention, and he can turn his bullets into plant matter to trap his enemies for him to annihilate.
Spy – Cannolo Murolo; with his Stand All Along Watchtower, Cannolo makes the perfect spy for the team.
On the anti-villainous RED Team, we have:
Scout – Formaggio; that guy’s quick on his feet and able to improvise. With Little Feet, he’ll sizeshift to dodge enemy attacks. Then there’s the fact that Formaggio is a cocky son of a bitch.
Soldier – Ghiaccio; What? They're both violently crazy (even if Ghiaccio can be levelheaded at times) and seem patriotic (definitely the case with Soldier and his love for America, while foregin languages in Italian culture sets Ghiaccio off on a tirade as shown with his "Venezia" rant)
Pyro – Gelato; combine childlike with Ax-Crazy and here ya go :)
Demoman – Sorbet; I imagine Sorby spamming grenades to create a rain of blood and dismembered body parts. I'm just stumped with ideas.
Heavy – Risotto Nero; seriously, this guy might be officially tall at a whopping SIX FEET AND EIGHT FREAKING INCHES, so he’s very much a muscular giant. If you somehow manage to survive this guy’s hail of machine gun fire, depending whether you have the guy’s bullets imbedded in you or not, Risotto will use Metallica to turn you into a bullseye target at best or a human pincushion at worst.
Engineer – Pesci; generally speaking, Pesci could potentially be Only Sane by Comparison, as despite his cowardice, he's more intelligent and cautious. Not to mention it'll be a REALLY bad idea if you mess with him.
Medic – Melone; that guy might have a degree in human genetics. After all, he has a mad scientist shtick going on.
Sniper – Prosciutto; Prosciutto is all about professionalism. Both he and the Sniper are Affably Evil, as Prosciutto genuinely cares for Pesci and recognized Bruno’s worth as Capo, and the Sniper’s credo about his work as an assassin (“Be polite, be efficient; have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”) Also fitting that Prosciutto is part of the "Support Class" since Grateful Dead couldn't kill by itself and has a major weakness to the cold.
Spy – Illuso; that mofo would be the type of person to spam Electro Sappers onto the enemy machines, driving Fugo nuts and usually earning the ire of Shelia E.
Meanwhile, Diavolo is the administrator for both teams, with Doppio working for him.
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firedragonx · 3 years
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Action/Adventure(Fanfiction)
Promise to make this list all the way back in summer but this as longer I thought it would so splitting it into parts now.
This is from site fanfciton there will be more Action/Adventure fanfiction coming out soon but on different site like A03.
Note M-is fanfiction that is for mature audiences and if see this * this fanfiction may trigger you.
Shelter By XxWhispxX(*)
So imagine this: you go on vacation but then your parents die along most of the other adults in the world. Then vampires try to take you and bite and they almost kill you. Then a bunch of people took your sister and left because they thought you were dead. Then you wake up kill a dog and found out that you're a vampire. That's how Maisie is living her life now. Yep is a oc fic but the Maisie is interesting and it how the XxWhispxX writes the canon characters are in character. If you want to read a good oc fic then this one is for you.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12492805/1/Shelter
Poke Wars Universe By Cornova(M and  *)
In this fic, Ho-oh declared war on humans and removed pokémon dampeners. Which makes pokémon's move intensely powerful and most just go on a killing spree. If that summary didn't just give it away this is a dark fic but one more action pack then most other dark. It's like a survival game where almost everything is out to get you. This also have an expanded universe which means more fic that has different pov characters to give the world more flesh out. Be forwarn this fics blood and have character death. So you guys know what to look out for.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4480577/1/Poke_Wars_The_Subsistence
Cat'O'Nine Tails By Kaze and Kiba(M and *)
So Sakura is sent undercover to capture Itachi and any other Akatsuki she comes in contact with. Just one thing tho, she has to be disguised as a cat. If that summary didn't just clue you in this story have some comedy moments. Mostly by playing this situation as straight as it is.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5799290/1/Cat-O-Nine-Tails
Pokemon Cold Gray By Blu Rose
So in this story, White is the daughter of Red and can understand Pokémon but after an accident left her crippling fear of Pokémon. Which is why she going on Pokémon journey to learn to get over it. This story is more about character growth and friendship. If that your kind of story then you like this one.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6974190/1/Pokemon-Cold-Gray
Dragonfall By Storylover Vodhr
So this is a bit of a weird one. In this AU Ash is actually a Latios who brought to Delia after his birth mother was attacked by four different evil teams. One of which is original creation call Team Whirlwind who is after the species of Latias and Latios to control Rayquaza. What I like about this is not only we giving a some really worldbuilding in this au but good character development with Ash, Latias(from the movie) and Pikachu. The ocs in this fanfic is well thought out and really good characters. Check it out if you have time.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11133153/1/Dragonfall
Of Stars and Blood Book 1: The Silver Path By JasperLizard
So this all ocs fiction with clans suffer from huge fire and have to leave for a bit in order to recover. There also problems with Shadowclan leader and deputy, Robinkit  and Smallkit are getting a visit by Dark Forest cats, and Twisttail and Stormpaw are trying their best to make it during this journey. All the ocs are wonderful and LGBT+ themes in it. Check it out if you have time.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12420977/1/Of-Stars-and-Blood-Book-1-The-Silver-Path
Kingdom Shinigami By ElementalL'Cie
Basically Hitsugaya Toshiro is a drop-in Kingdom Heart universe. This is really depends if you like Hitsugaya and Kingdom Hearts characters then you like this fic. I personally do like it for that. I like it when a serious character gets dropped into a weird world or vice versa. Make for some great interactions.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12958144/1/Kingdom-Shinigami-The-Grand-Line
The Legend of Menace By ConmanWolf
So Spyro and Cynder find this portal into an alternate universe where Spyro is evil and Cynder is the good guy. Basically it! If you like alternate universe type of crossover then this one is for you.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12723760/1/The-Legend-of-Menace
The Legend of Cynder By GoldenGriffiness(*)
In Legend Of Spyro, the Dragon temple was attacked by Dark Master and Ignitus save one egg, and others were destroyed but one that was taken. That was Cynder. In this fanfic, Ignitus save Cynder's egg, and Spyro's egg gets taken instead. Yep, Cynder takes Spyro place but the author makes it very clear that Cynder is not Spyro however. So don't think things go like canon.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6782003/1/The-Legend-of-Cynder-A-New-Beginning
The Grizzly Game By Zestylicous(M and *)
So Sakura gets this letter from an unknown source that said, "Hey we going this cool weapon and these other people to fight each other to the death. Ok bye." Which left Sakura in very scared and confuse state to say the less and not only does she have play this game but this also around the time when chuunin exams were starting. So fun times for all. But yeah this is a dark story so if don't like violence then tay away from this one.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4717316/1/The-Grizzly-Game
What Lies Beyond the Walls series By abstow89(M and *)
Ok, so imagine Redwall was written by George R. R. Martin and more of a dark sense of humor. You get this fic. What I like about this fic that there no really good guys or bad guys just people trying to survive this awful place. You got Urthquake and his Long Patrol who hates the vermin and wants to do everything to get rid of them in Mossflower. The you got Kurwin a pirate who wants to control of Mossflower after he and his crew got a shipwreck. I should warn this fic is not for kids. Its violence and sexual situations. And not all the characters make it. You have been warned.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11267177/1/What-Lies-Beyond-the-Walls-Book-II-Betrayal
The Power of Three Journeys By Cabbit and the Weasel
This is Naruto x Pokémon where team 7 become Pokémon trainers for different reasons. But they all come together to travel around the region to get stronger and discover more about themselves. It's a nice fic to sit down and read if you have the chance too. It has nice character development and each of team 7 gets a chance to shine! You read it if you into that sort of thing.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9090449/1/The-Power-of-Three-Journeys
Shinigami Phantom By inukagome15
Danny Phantom and his friends were attacked by Hollow and send to the Bleach world. Where they have figure out how to get home while watching out for Soul Reapers and Hollows. It's true the characters, fight scenes are good and has both dark and fun moments as well. Give it a read if have the chance.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5307215/chapters/12253124
Plegian Queen By C2ii
So in this fanfic where Validar is already dead and Robin still meets Chrom and join the shepherds. That point no one knows what's going to happen because canon already changes. Give it a read when you get the chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9708436/1/Plegian-Queen
Expedient By SwiftKick (*)
So Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program which is like student exchange. And Sakura was chosen for the Konoha side and her sensei is nothing other then Deidara. This is before team 7 and before Deidara joins Akatsuki. I can't spoilers what happens but let's say character's goals change and it happens in way that is in character. I should warn there are some dark moments and while it doesn't go into detail it still happened so keep that in mind.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6004135/1/Expedient
New Reality By noa748(*)
Ok so this is SI and...hey don't runoff. Trust me it's a good one. First off the SI is actually is a character with flaws and she messes up. The other characters do call her out on it and she does change the plot up so it's not just the same story but with another character in it. Give it a read if it sounds like your type of fic.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4772320/1/New-Reality
Gone Batty By Lilgrimmapple
So a human name Medley was helping her friend in bat conservation with experiment. Of course things turn wrong and Medley gets to turn into a bat. And through a series of events she ends up in Tree Haven where she meets Shade. What I like is the friendship between Marina, Shade, and Medley and the other ocs were pretty good too. If you enjoy Silverwing you'll enjoy this fic.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10590553/1/Gone-Batty
Land Before Time Retold series By Elise Lowing
Basically a human from our world gets a drop in the Land Before Time one. Surviving and friendship is the theme in this fanfic but there is a bigger plot point with the stone and predators. Can revel too much so have to read it for yourself.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9479048/1/Land-Before-Time-Retold
The Chakra Alchemist By Miss Comatose
This is a crossover between Naruto and Fullmetal Alchemist where Sakura drop-in FMA world during Ishvalan War. Deciding that using a child for this war the Amestris side. Yeah, it gets dark but Sakura made friends with Roy who has a father-daughter relationship. Which is new for FMA and Naruto. They always ship Sakura with Edward and Roy.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9171994/1/The-Chakra-Alchemist
No One Would Believe Me By onelittlespeck
This another SI but more friendship than anything. Basically Truth is bored and brought a girl Amy to FMA world. She later meet Edward and Alphonse later and they become friends snd willing to helo she gets home. The friendship is believable and there some goo world-building here too. If that sounds good give it a read.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4135721/1/No-One-Would-Believe-Me
Called Out In The Dark By Ironic-Sarcasm
This is AU where Maleficent knows ahead of time that Sora is going to become a thorn in her side in the future, so when he was a kid and she throws him into darkness. Don't worry he meets Aqua and DiZ and they help raise as they trying to survive in the land of darkness. Found families and friendship all around in this fic. Plus it gives Kairi something to do besides waiting for Sora and Riku. Give it a read when you get the chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11103097/1/Called-Out-In-The-Dark
Hakumei By Pryotra
Hakumei is Naruto AU after one night Naruto, Hinata, Neji, Sasuke, Sakura, and Sai meet each one night and also watch as Danzo killed the Hokage. They decide to leave the village because they all were afraid they're be next. But they promise to get stronger and take the village back. Found family feelings are in the fic and everyone gets a chance to shine. Read it when you get the chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4119917/1/Hakumei
The Land Before Time: the Return of Sharptooth By Red Eyes Black Dragon Master
So remember T-rex in the first movie? Well, he back and he wants revenge. There's no holding back and the only way for Little to defect him is train by Lone Dinosaur to get stronger. It's good little fic with some good action scenes to go along with it, Give it a read when you have the chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4164198/1/The-Land-Before-Time-the-Return-of-Sharptooth
The Seven Hunters By The Rhombus (M and *)
Basically Littlefoot and his friends found Stone of Cold Fire and make a wish to be strong enough to beat Red Claw. Well, remember the old saying be careful what you wish for? Well, the gang besides Chomper turned sharpteeth aka Utahraptors. Many of the adults think they ate their children and chase them out. If wonder why they can't just say it was them well Littlefoot and the gang lose their ability to talk to their old language. So now they kick out of the Great Valley, their parents after them because they kill them (their sharptooth forms) kill their children, and they have a deal with the idea of eating meat. Fun times for all.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9990125/1/The-Seven-Hunters
Not Quite as Planned By cerokun
This AU Bleach fic where Ichigo as a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled and ends up more arrancar then a soul reaper. In change, a lot in plot and I can't explain too much because of spoilers. But it not a dark fic unlike more other fics I list here. Plus as an AU it does take chances to change the plot around which I like. Give you like this kind of fic give it a read.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7462056/1/Not-Quite-as-Planned
Rewind By LittleMissMidnight
So this one is a bit of a weird one. It's an what if Robin didn't come back after the end of Fire Emblem Awakening. What they find is that Robin is not present but in the future. Chrom volunteers to get his wife back but incomes at a cost his memories. But Chrom decides to go along with the children and off to the future they go. What I like about romance/adventure story is how much everyone that is a couple is willing to go far for their loves one. The ending left somewhat of a bad taste in my mouth but it's good noth the less.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9297676/1/Rewind
The Daughters Trilogy By ShoutFinder
A Warrior Cats AU after the Omen of the Stars arc where Dovewing and Bamblestripes have a daughter name Skypaw. Everything was looking good until a kit came intoThunderclan to warn the three that cats of No Stars are planning their revenge. And the three are losing their powers and a new generation of cats will get new power. Of course one of the cats that get this new power is Skypaw so her apprentice because a whole lot more dangerous. It has great characters and great world-building even better than canon. Check it when you get a chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8788038/1/The-Daughters-Trilogy-Daughter-of-the-Sun
Bleach: Ultimate Alien Remake By Bigby the Big Bad Wolf
So this crossover with Ben 10 and Bleach. Where Ben is in Hueco Mundo and trick into thinking the arrancars are the good guys and the Soul Society. This fic is about friendship and actions as incomes both shows. It good story and so give look.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11296670/1/Bleach-Ultimate-Alien-Remake
A Game Comes To Equestria By Rainstone56
So this Yu-Gi-Oh crossover with My Little Pony. Weird crossover I know. After Yugi almost loses his soul in the Atlantis filler arc Pinkie Pie made wish and Yugi literally came crashing down. He is pegasus colt in this version because like most mlp crossover. And has no memory, No Cutie Mark, only his name. Both enemies and friends are looking Yugi too but how can they find him? Read to find out.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9222211/1/A-Game-Comes-To-Equestria
Of Princes and Paupers By KiwiWizard
It's kinda like the fairytale but Pokémon Manga characters and with new twists and turns. Instead of a prince being boring of the high life and switch places to a poor person to see what it's like. Instead is about a prince's family being kidnap and team up with a servant, a group of thieves, and stable boy they kidnap along the way. Yeah if this the story that sounds you enjoy then check it out.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7729704/1/Of-Princes-and-Paupers
Just Another Night At Freddy's By DeltaV(*)
So this is a strange one. Yes, even stranger than the crossover I list so far. Five Nights At Freddy's is horror but in this world after Mike's seventh night and visiting the place during the day the animatronics realize that he not endoskeleton but human. This puts them relax state and Mike really doesn't have to worry about his night that much anymore. But everything changes when Foxy finds a way outside... Find out more by reading the first story of this series
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10680061/1/Just-Another-Night-at-Freddy-s-Night-One-Foxy-s-Freedom
Tangled In Time By TwilightFairy928
So after the events of Twilight Princess our good old friend Ganondorf wakes from a coma and Twinrova informs him the old Link die but a new Link is born. So Ganondorf gets idea of kidnapping new baby Link because just killing him will just make new reborn. Ganondorf raise Link as his own son giving the name Siegfried Dragmire and raising him in Lake Hylia with no knowledge of the outside world. But destiny as the funny way of showing up...Read more to find out.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7318363/1/Tangled-In-Time
Amity's Arrancar By Chash123
So this crossover between Danny Phantom and Bleach. Where Danny instead becoming a half-ghost becomes a half-Arrancar. There a lot of stuff happens which is spoilers. But the story blends lore with Danny Phantom and Bleach. Plus some original stories that interesting and fun! Check it out if have time.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7307426/1/Amity-s-Arrancar
Where Even Time Freezes By LavaReefAct4
So in this AU survive Albert the final battle and so did Chronoforce. Using Chronoforce reverse time powers they decide to 'fix' thing aka the mess up Aile and Grey a lot. This is used why Vent is around instead of Aile and how Grey got killed. But things took a turn when Ashe almost time and because Ashe is Albert last bloodline Albert save her by taking over her body. Now Albert has fight himself! If that sounds good to you then go check it out!
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9668864/1/Where-Even-Time-Freezes
The Houseguests By Zilo Sugarpill
So this fanfiction takes the tropes what-if the characters came into the real world but it does take itself serious and funny at the same time. Kina likes anime. The story Melissa Jones along with her two siblings Ricky and Cassie. After there is a way for work for a while Melissa has to watch over her siblings while she away. But things take a turn when with Envy show up in their basement and in character tries to murder Melissa. And not to worry that so far there is no romance if you worry about that and character are in character. Check it out if a chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5874851/1/The-Houseguests
Son of Aura By CG07
So in this AU Ash is actually from the past and was send in the future because there's this group for some reason were hunting people with Aura. In order to keep him safe his mom have Celebi bring him to the future where Deila adopted him. But all is not well as the group is still alive and after to kill Ash. If that sounds good to you then read when you get the chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5236075/1/Son-of-Aura
Rise of the Chosen By Ainrhyr
So this fic follows Alie as she going through her adventure in ZX. It's sort of retelling the game but with a lot more character driving story, the reference to older games, and we get characters that weren't that focus in original a lot more screen time.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4209994/1/Rise_of_the_Chosen
Remember the Tides By @regiss-tides
In this Kingdom Hearts AU Xion defect Roxas in battle which results in Xion absorbed Roxas and heart. Xion runs away and later join Sora and his group. Axel is after his only friend left and Xigbar plotting something evil. This story does have hint romance but I love the friendship between Xion, Sora, Donald, and Goofy. If that sounds good story to you then give it a shot.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9580894/1/Remember-the-Tides
Dissidia Rebirth By AceArcalas
So this takes after the events of the original and 012 as this fic was made before Arcade so keep that in mind. So after the war, most of all the characters from the game settle down and have kids. The kids each have different personalities and hints that not everything is ok with them or their families. It's good read so give it a shot.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7928417/1/Dissidia-Rebirth
The Hungry Pokemon Games By Windflicker
So it takes the plot of the Hunger Games but adds new twists and turns. Like for example, the capitol have a tribute in N and the pov character is from the 4 district instead 12.  I give it a read if that sounds good to you.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8012435/1/The-Hungry-Pokemon-Games
Crisis on Two PokéWorlds! By PokeRescue18
Hey, want crossover fic between the manga and anime without the needless bashing of the anime because it wasn't as dark and serious as the manga even when it isn't that dark or serious. Well, this fic got you cover. So there are there these two guardians, Solaris and Lunaria who one day were attack by this guy name Odio stole this orb that holds the power of universes. They battle it out but the orbs breaks and two reality are going to crash together. So what can you do but get heroes from both universes to collect the shards before the villains do and save the worlds. If that sounds good to you then check it out.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6608899/1/Crisis-on-Two-Pok%C3%A9Worlds
Hakumei By @pryotra
In this Naruto, AU Danzo had the Hokage killed but 6 kids saw this going down and ran away. These kids being Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Sai, Hinata, and Neji. They leave the village and try to survive the outside world. Despite that little summary, this is not a dark fic. It's more about found family and overthrowing a government. It's a good fic if you have time.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4119917/1/Hakumei
Legacy By Lady Mayflower
This retelling of the first three Sypro games. Trying to make sense for the plot but it doesn't take the tone and fun out of the original. There were a couple of times where laugh out loud at this fic. Check it out if you have a chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7280837/1/Legacy
My Life By Berk'sWarrior
So this How To Train Your Dragon Warrior Cats AU. Which sounds like weird AU because how you going to blend those two together. Well changing the dragons into rogues and still have the fic be about friendship and Smallkit(Hiccup)trying to love from his father. If that sounds good then check it out here.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8997114/1/My-Life
Tinyclaw By SplashHart
This what if fanfiction where instead of Tiny chasing away the dog he told them the truth and they chase him out and into Riverclan. Who welcome him with opened arms. If you think it's going to be like how Firestar was like in Thunderclan it isn't. Tiny had his own problems in Riverclan and some will shock. Plus it give Riverclan a chance to shine which if you're a fan of RIverclan will bring some joy because they haven't really gotten a moment in the newer books.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8657366/1/Tinyclaw
RockmanEXE: Operation Black Ace By Azure Euphoria
So this crossover between Megman Starforce and Megaman EXE where after an certain event from the third Starforce game send Subaru back in time to the EXE. What I like about this one is keep the characters in character and has a lot of twists and turns that you won't see coming. Plus some good character development for some of our character including one grumpy Starforce we all know and like. Check it if want to see more of it.  
Link:  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5994333/1/RockmanEXE-Operation-Black-Ace
Legend of Spyro: Stormfront By marsh166
So how many of you read a fanfic where the main character turns villain? I imagine you at less read one of those. This one is a bit different tho as it keeps everyone in character and it's a tragic story. So make sure you bring some tissues because no one is coming out this in one piece.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7482435/1/Legend-of-Spyro-Stormfront
The Ash Connection By I am Lu
So this story starts off with Ash and co getting ready to go back home for Christmas. But not everything is well because some Pokémon have been attacking Ash's friends that he had throughout the years and G-Men is putting Ash and his friends under witness protection program for the time being. I mean every one of his friends. Every traveling companion and his rivals up to B & W. Everyone has a moment to shine and some really good surprises that you never it coming. Give it a look to find out more.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9103189/1/The-Ash-Connection
FateStay Night: Ultimate Master By Ten-Faced Paladin(*)
So Ben was sent to Fuyuki City because of course what happened during the last Holy Grail War and the killing has been going since then. But here arrive he was attack and accident summon an Averger type servent. Which keep in mind was made before apocrypha or grand order so keep that in mind. It makes good use of the cast of characters and have some good action scenes. Check it out when you get the chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6781336/1/FateStay-Night-Ultimate-Master
Wanna Change By daydreamer1008
Another good SI in the Bleach version. Mostly because SI isn't over-power and does have a personality. Has great pacing and dialogue that actually sounds like the show. Of couse most of the characters are in character and the action scenes are good enough. Check it out when you get the chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6214127/2/I-Wanna-Change
A Sound Soul and a Sound Heart By Keyblade Guardian
So in this story starts out as it could happen in Kingdom Hearts game. Heartless start to invaded and Sora is sent there to stop it. What makes it good it's the character's interactives and actions scenes. I very much see a Soul Eater world being play out like this is the games. Check it out if you have the time.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9245458/1/A-Sound-Soul-and-a-Sound-Heart
Warriors: Servers of Chaos By Songarri0125
This Sonic crossover Warriors Cats but it's more au Warriors Cats. All the Sonic characters are cats in different clans. Shadow, Sonic, Silver, and Knuckles are a part of prophecy(because of couse.) and have power. What likes how it blend the two series together and characters are use really well.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7293595/2/Warriors-Servers-of-Chaos
The Eyes Have It By Shana the Short
So this is one does what if stories. And this what if story is about what if Sakura development a doujutsu or have one those weird bloodline eye power like Uchiha. What I like about it that it's play more realistic. Like she has no idea how to use them because she just work up and her family has no idea how to help her because it skip a couple of generations. Even her sensei can't really help so she on her own. It's a coming-of-age story with friendship and found family thing put in there. Check it out if haven't yet.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8661803/1/The-Eyes-Have-It
Mega Man Star Force Zero By SapphireLibra3(*)
So this take place after the third game in StarForce. After finding out that the Planet FM has a weapon and sending to Earth Geo and Omega-Xis were send to stop it. That was 4 years ago and they haven't return. Almost everyone thinks he's dead but Luna who find out that weapon is coming back by Wizard name Xerox. They team up to defect new villains and save the planet. What I like most about this game that it took the elements from Zero and make it fit the StarForce universe. Even you know the Megaman Zero games there still a couple of surprises that you won't see coming. Check it out if you haven't yet.  
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5283660/1/Mega-Man-Star-Force-Zero
The Legend Of Spyro: A New Dawn by Kendell
So after the events of the games Spyro and Cynder and now adults and they want to have a kid. Problem is that due dark side flowing in their veins they are afraid it be pass down to their child. So they decide to adopted one. Problem anew villain appear and took some of the eggs in Temple along with Spyro's and Cynder's adopted child. So Spyro, Cynder, and the new Fire Guardian to travel into the Unknown Realms and defect the queen of Nega Deadlock. It's good adventure story with twist and turns. And really good character moments and has a really good villain. Check it out if you haven't read it yet.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6835233/1/The-Legend-Of-Spyro-A-New-Dawn
Falling into the Abyss By Chang-Tong(*)
This one is an SI for Tales of the Abyss but one where the author did it realistic. Like the SI act realistic and so do the characters around her. More in the sense of how they react to her actions. And there no romance so far in this fic so if worry about then don't be. Check it out if haven't check it give it a shot.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5791754/1/Falling-into-the-Abyss
Night of the Shy Revamp By RavenStarfire
In this fanfiction Fluttershy is possessed by evil magic that turn Luna into Nightmare Moon and cause havoc. And yeah it can see as horror because the possessed!Fluttershy is down right cruel to her victims and enemies. To make things worse the main 6 can't use the Elements of Harmony because of Fluttershy and *spoilers* being gone. So they have find a way while Equestria defect itself. And I have to get this out here the author is no longer with us so this story doesn't have an ending but I put this on here to keep RavenStarfire's memory alive. So check it out if have the time.  
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7562952/1/Night-of-the-Shy-Revamp
Mega Man AXL: Zero Era By VirusChris
So this is an what if story where instead of finding Zero Ciel finds Axl instead. I like how the bond between Ciel and Axl. And how different from the game and Axl character development. A lot of twist and turns and love letter to Axl fan. Give it a read if you get a chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4483320/1/Mega-Man-AXL-Zero-Er
Land Before Time Twilight Valley By Zarrelion
So this war fic with Land Before Time....I know it sounds weird but go with it. Stone of Cold Fire crushed landed in Great Valley and mysterious sharptooth seeks it out and willing to spill blood over it. The children of the show grow up and willing to fight. The fight scenes are amazing in this fic and it deal brutal actions of war. As well as mental damage that war cause. Check it out when you get a chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4044080/1/Land-Before-Time-Twilight-Valley
Jak and Daxter Living in Sin By EcoSeeker247
This is about oc from our world coming Jak and Daxter world. Paige get a job working in the labs where Jak was experiment on after being arrest. What I like about this series is that there is no romance for Paige but her struggles on mortal compress and actually good friendship with Jak. I know in the in summary it looks like Paige has a villain redemption but Paige isn't a villain. She more someone who made a mistake. A mistake she needs to own up too but an mistake non the less. Which I like. While I do like villain redemption stories most of the time they are not well thought out. Even on 'professor' writer can't really write good. So this is better then what we be getting.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6791869/1/Jak-and-Daxter-Living-in-Sin
The Legend of Crystal New Beginnings By SnickerToodles
It's a retelling of Legend Of Spyro but what if Sypro had a twin sister. It expands on the world and add in a couple of twists and turns. Crystal herself is good character as well. She loud and more headstrong then her brother and balance both Spyro and Cynder as well. Check it out if haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6366414/1/The-Legend-of-Crystal-New-Beginnings
Fire and Shadow By Rowanoak23
I did a review of this fic a while ago. But is what-if story where Firestar join Shadowclan instead Thunderclan. It makes good use for the cast of characters in this fic and have good understand of the world of Warriors that you can see the author did do their research. I would go into more detail but I already did a review so check it out for more informtion or read the story.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4992672/1/Fire-and-Shadow
Broken Bow By Xed Alpha(*)
So this Percy Jackson fanfic about Armani Dove, son of Artemis. Unlike most this well made and oc is well done. If like comedy of the books then you like this. Nothing more to say but check it out if haven't yet.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5673899/1/Broken-Bow
Soul's Fantasy By Grimdivide
So because of Aizen causing the resurrection of the God of Discord and so Warriors of Cosmos have to stop him and Espada. Some of new and old characters from the Final Fantasy characters. Bleach characters are used really good too both the villains and heroes. Check it out if sounds good to you.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5481758/1/Soul-s-Fantasy
Twist in Time By Alisa180
Can this count as a crossover when if it is from the same series but different time lines? Anyway due to some time travel shenanigans our favorite villains from the ZX timeline started causing trouble and what should happen but ZX travel back into the X timeline to stop them. The author know about the in and out Megaman universe as well as the characters. It has good twist and turns. Check it out when you get a chance.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3832375/1/Twist-in-Time
Fate Dissidia by Echo the Ethereal Swordmaster
Not an crossover really more like Dissidia characters in Fate/Stay Night setting. The plot is this Cosmos notice that the Crystals and Planet Earth are in danger. So, she  sent her warriors to Earth to find their masters, find and protect the  crystals, and save Earth from Chaos and his warriors. The cast ismostly ocs at least are interesting to say the less and characters are written as in character. I more surprise don't use this idea more offen really. Check it out if haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4741236/1/Fate-Dissidia
The Switch Glitch By Zilo Sugarpill
Another oc from our world go in FMA world. The first anime one bot Brotherhood one. This takes kinda realistic and the there so many twist and turns that you wouldn't see coming. It's action and comedy that did have me laugh at certain moments. Check it out if want too.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3791056/1/The-Switch-Glitch
Generations Collide By Crono Candescence
Basically Dr. Wally is at it again and build a new weapon for Bass to use. But during fight and travel forward in time and meet X. Yep in this fanfiction Megaman go forward in time and start meeting other characters from other Megaman games. It play just how I'll picture these characters meeting and add some insight on other stuff that games barley touch on Check it out if haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4369795/1/Generations-Collide
SECRET OF THE CURSED MASK By Kim Dreamcatcher
So this takes plot of that but with Avatar gang oh and Zuko there too. The author knows about that characters and how to use them correctly. And to make things the character act like how I picture them like actually meet each. And it keeps the tone from both series which adventure with some comedy. Check it out if you haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2501876/1/SECRET-OF-THE-CURSED-MASK  
Balto Future Shock By Kendell
So this Balto with some elements from Watchers but not really. Like you read this without any knowledge of Watchers and you follow it just find. The story begins at the present day with husky name Tina escape from military base, a genetically engineered Super Soldier named the Outsider chasing her. Turns out the Outsider is to replace human troops in the war on terror, but it turned on its creators and escaped, and being telepathically linked to Tina. So it wants to kill her.However, right as it catches Tina in Central Park, a lightning bolt strikes its extending metal claws, sending both back in time. To where Balto is and Tina is happy because she gets to hang out with idol but Outsider is still out there. Check out it if that sounds up your alley.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3937457/1/Balto_Future_Shock
Lost in Time Found By War By lunateix
So Bass once again attack Megaman but Roll herself step between them and were send forward through time by Wily new weapon. This was during Zero timeline during when Weil working with copy X. This story have a lot of twist and turns, great character moments and development, and there are some lore /background that if you know you get but if you don't then you can still follow it. Give it a chance when have time to read it.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3278280/1/Lost-in-Time-Found-By-War
Bonds By Sol Hiryu
So used Netto accident used Full Synchro with the human hating Forte. So being force to work together in order to stay alive environment while Rock is looking to get Nettoback. It enemies-to-friends fic that I think we should bring back. Yes enemies-to-lovers are good. I like well done fic of that. But I let's bring some good enemies-to-friends fic too. Check it out if haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2505790/1/Bonds
A Sharptooth's Heart By Sora W.T.K
So this one of the fiction that ask the question what will happen if sharptooth dinosaur that adopted into Land Before Time.(This was before second movie.) It cute and little story that have good characters moments and world building that isn't boring! Check it out if haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1583842/1/A-Sharptooth-s-Heart
Price By DarqueDeath4444(*)
This AU where Ochako because a villain to get money for her parents and work with Wolfram(The villain from the first movie.) It'd villain fic that play out well that's not about Deku(I still like those fics don't get wrong) and has good understanding of the characters and good development for them so far. Check it out if haven't already.  
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13594903/1/Price
Pokemon Reset Bloodlines By Crossoverpairinglover(Rated: M and  *)
So some time during the XY anime Cyrus dismantling the universe to create his world without spirit so Arceus send Ash back in time to stop him. But few things change for example: Ashi is 15, kept in contact with Serena, and most important of all he's bloodliner. People with Pokémon-related abilities. This fic was inspired by another fic call Ash but it has a lot of different to make it is own fic. Those reason I listed above and in the fanfic. If you like X-Men you would like this fic because bloodliner are like Mutants in that people hate them for being different. It does have a lot of dark and serious moments so I can't say everyone should read it but it's not as dark as say like the Dark Knight or something like that. Check it out to see it for yourself.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9939848/1/Pokemon-Reset-Bloodlines
Lightning and Death Itself By Cke1st(*)
So in this AU Night Fury have this power to transform humans into other Night Fury.
So when Hiccup and Astrid when to ride Toothless he used this power to tranform the both of them into Night Fury and now they need to adjust to their new lives. The auother does a good job with the characters and world building. It used to this twist of Hiccup and Astrid and has effect their family really well too and as well as how the tribe and the world at large held this. Check it out out if haven't.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9343058/1/Lightning-and-Death-Itself
Loyalty By True Radical Dreamer
So in this AU Sakura was in the wrong place and the wrong time and it's force to work with Kabuto. It about spying, loyal, and war. And this fic dosen't shy away from the horrors of war so if you don't like that stuff then please check away. What I like about this fic is also the characters development that Sakura and the others go through as well and plot twist and turns. If that at all sounds good to you then check out this fic.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5316196/1/Loyalty
Earthborne By Mixed Valence
So this SI where the character is in Fire Emblem Fates and after bond with Nohr family has to make a choice to the upcoming war. What I like about this fic is the worldbuliding as it flash out more about this world. Another thing is the grey mortal that is done well in this fics then most other fic. Because the usually  play Nohr's action while just making just racist. Which come with a whole lot of problems and one them is you just make the game look even better at that part and I don't know how you imagine that. Plus some really good character development and twist and turn that you might see coming. Check it out if haven't already.
Link:  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12213521/1/Earthborne
Kingdom Hearts: The Winter War By colossalblackening
This is crossover between Bleach and Kingdom Hearts after the events of KH3  Sora wakes up in Hueco Mundo with no memories. Because of that Aizen trick Sora into joining the attack the Soul Society. What I like about this fic is the spot on characterized in this fic and well as really well done action scenes. Throw in some really good characters developments and you have a really good crossover story. Check it out if you haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12500644/1/Kingdom-Hearts-The-Winter-War
Firelight By Riverstyxx
So this is an story a dragon named Charla who was save from the raid by an ape and raise by Jayce. But due to the even that in the fic they have separated and Charla needs to find him. By traveling through a war torn world and making friends and enemies along the way. What I like about it is that this is a story that does take place during the game but in a different pov so it makes the world flesh out a bit more. And the characters are all interesting and thought out. I like Charla, Jayce, and Silverback they all so good. Check it out if you haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8259545/1/Firelight
Friendly Foreign Dimensional Exchange Student Spiderman! By Zaru
So this crossover between the MCU Spiderman and bnha. Where after Infinity part 1 where Spiderman turn to dust ends up in bnha's world. After getting into getting some shenanigans he gets into U.A to become a hero. What I like about this story it takes mental problems serious and the characters are use nicly. Check it out if haven't yet.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13187854/1/Friendly-Foreign-Dimensional-Exchange-Student-Spiderman
All the Pieces Lie Where the Fell By forevermagik13
So this take place before Dream, Drop, Distance was out so keep that in mind in this fic. So this is forevermagik13's version of KH3 where Sora, Riku, and Kairi go looking for the missing light instead. What I like about this fanfic for the most part I can see some of the stuff happening in universe and characters have some stand out moments. Check it out if haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6772185/1/All-the-Pieces-Lie-Where-they-Fell
Burning Thunder By TheDogzLife
So this next gen fic where N's and White's son goes off on his Pokemon adventure. The ocs are well thought out and canon character written in character. I imagine this is how most of the characters would end up when they are older. Plus there so many good mystery in this fic and have to see for yourself. Check it out if you haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9415859/1/Burning-Thunder
The Tide series By Regiss
So this is a what-if story where Xion won the battle Roxas. Xion won and killed Roxas and to make things worse Organization 13 are after her and DiZ woke Sora with only half of power because Roxas didn't fuse with Sora. As you can see this story have a lot of twists and turns. All the character are used instead of shove a side like in the main games. It's one of my favorite KH series so check it out if you haven't already.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9580894/1/Remember-the-Tides
Dark Legacy series By Dardarax(M)(*)
So the Dark Legacy fic is next gen about a albino dragon, named Lyrith who goes to Temple Academy where dragons learn about fight, the world around them, etc. The problem is that as albino Lyrith has no power and while accepting some of the people around are dislike for being an albino. Lyrith is not the only chatacter that has an arc in this story and ocs cast is pretty good in my option. It also has good world-building without going away from the main story. Check it out but it does get dark at time so be careful.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6406803/1/Dark-Legacy
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Samurai Jack Season 5 in Review: EPISODE XCIV
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If you can take the heat, kids, this episode will be worth it.
On the last episode of Samurai Jack--SPOILER ALERT--Jack, on the run for his life, exchanged swords with a daughter of Aku... and it’s pretty much why this season is rated TV-14-V. Like I read, though, if 6-year-old children can see Avengers: Age of Ultron and other PG-13 rated films, surely they could stand a bloody injury. Is it more about imitating the violence, or about the grisly results of that violence, that makes parents strongly cautioned?
After airing Wonder Woman (2017), which was TV-14-DLV with a viewer advisory, in December 2020, and with all of the edgy movies that debuted on ACME Night (transitioning to the “movies every night” block in 2022) that are TV-14-DLV, TV-14-DLS and even TV-14-DLSV... which is somewhat blown up while others are more lewd... what’s holding Cartoon Network back from rerunning Samurai Jack at this point?!
BTW, to promote the episode, I did a fan art sketch of Ice Bear from We Bare Bears pwning one of the daughters of Aku... aside from my other promo tweet.
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Parental discretion is advised! This is the most violent episode of Samurai Jack yet! This episode has good “[content to follow]”, but talk to your parents about if you can handle violence maturely or may be too sensitive to bloody images, because this one is the bloodiest. Ironic that this bump appeared after the March 22, 2020 rerun of this episode. Also, while Samurai Jack Season 5 and thus the “complete” series set is rated “M” in Australia for “animated violence and mature themes” (Sym-Bionic Titan bears almost the same rating/reason), which is like a low PG-13, like BBFC’s 12 rating... and while the US DVD of Samurai Jack Season 5 shows not the Canadian Home Video Rating (it mentions TV-14 on the back, and commercials for the “complete” series said TV-14-LV)... the US blu-ray of the “complete series”, due to Season 5, is rated 14A in Canada (Oh, so A+E’s Bonnie and Clyde series gets a PG in Canada regardless of “Gory Scenes” and “Extreme Violence”, but Samurai Jack Season 5 got a 14A?), so... that’s pretty strong. Not as strong as 18A, though, which is what the TV-MA-V episodes of Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal earned for its Season 1 release. Seasons 1, 3 and 4 of Samurai Jack are only PG in Canada. Equally important: DON’T SPOIL THE EPISODE!
/!\ SAMURAI JACK This Program is Rated TV-14-V. Intense Violence X
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We start with a peaceful flow of the river. Calm and quiet.
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Then comes an unusual amount of blood.
That comes from Jack and the sword stuck in him. (I warned you.)
The storyboard artists/writers are listed: Genndy Tartakovsky as always and, instead of Bryan Andrews, a new storyboard artist.
That storyboard artist is David Krentz (Hotel Transylvania 2, Guardians of the Galaxy). Krentz also boarded and wrote the Primal episode “A Cold Death”.
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Despite the bloody injury; this sequence has plenty of pretty landscapes. Just the locations and the sound--no music--make for a usually calm, relaxing atmosphere.
This episode opens up with a sonic landscape that is very much aural, and the sounds of nature are handled by sound designer / “Sound Editing” guy Joel Valentine. He is absolutely the next best thing to Skywalker Sound & Warner Bros. Post Production Creative Services (AKA Warner Bros. Sound) when it comes to sound post-production for animation. I mean just one guy (save for the uncredited foley team and any other FX recordist, editor or whomever else involved), and no longer the company name “Twenty-First Century Entertainment, Inc.” I grew up listening to his work, knowing what a Craig McCracken or Genndy Tartakovsky cartoon usually sounded like because of Joel’s style, but the realism of the sound design is a big part of why I began to highlight Joel even more for his amazing work.
One noteworthy thing about this episode’s sound is that, when Jack was briefly underwater (though the shot isn’t completely underwater and Jack is unconscious), we only hear the river underwater. This is either a point-of-view (POV) or “teaching the camera to listen” approach to the sound: an important, immersive part of storytelling that sound designer Randy Thom often emphasizes, which was pioneered by Dr. Walter Murch; both worked on Apocalypse Now.
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Anyway, Jack was floating unconsciously toward a big waterfall, and he falls into the river below. The sound really plays with flange whooshes, which, though unnecessary, sound pretty cool.
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Underwater, Jack is awakened by the pain of his wound.
He rises back to the surface, finding a log to keep him afloat. The day comes to an end, and Jack continues floating through the night. A quiet ambiance of crickets and wind flow gently along.
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The next day, Jack passes under a futuristic-looking bridge, lit with blue and green neon lights (my favorite colors too). Miles past the bridge, a frog jumps onto the log. Jack notices.
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“THEY’RE COMING!”
Just spoke that frog?! or is Jack hearing things? or seeing things?
Jack tries paddling as fast as he can, but, with the knife still in him, he hasn’t the strength and grows unconscious again.
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Suddenly, Jack awakens and is quickly up on his feet. Another day, completely spent flowing, is passed, and Jack is lost.
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The pain of Jack’s wound strikes again, and the knife is still stuck in him. The music stings with intense and gritty, electronic percussion. A loon trills distantly in the forest--and not exactly a more familiar (or should I say cliche) recording either.
That is the amazing thing about the sound design: it’s very realistic. Even if the animals sound types could be considered cliche, most of the sounds are not cliche recordings like some stock sound effect from a Sound Ideas or Hollywood Edge SFX library. Most cartoons, with sound services like Hacienda Post or Advantage Audio, will go for more familiar sounds, like with crowds, babies and animals, which’re all vocal sounds. Joel used cliche SFX for such before, but this season of Samurai Jack showcases some of Joel’s most outstanding work. I thank God that Hacienda Post/Sabre Media didn’t the sound design as they might go for something more familiar/cliche.
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Jack looks for shelter as he slowly and weakly walks through the forest, apparently now all scratched up too. I wonder: Are the scratches of continuity?
I love this scene because Tyler Bates’ somber score reminds me of Philip Glass’ score for Naqoyqatsi, and the score is the principle audio, among Jack and the foley, not concentrating on animal sounds (which would be cliche).
Fun fact: this episode reran on [as] the evening that Star vs. the Forces of Evil’s season 3 opener, “The Battle for Mewni”, premiered on Disney XD. I watched neither that night, but I loved these shows so much that I drew of Star in Jack’s place. Ironically, the final act of “The Battle for Mewni”, Act 7 - “Toffee”, involved Star in a grave situation of her own (and I wrote an important post about that).
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Wherever Jack goes, the shadow warrior continues popping up... somehow.
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Luckily, Jack finds shelter: a big, open, rocky cave in which to rest his wounded body. Briefly, at its opening, he appears bloodier than usual for, I guess, stylistic art, though he’s covered in much more blood later.
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Now time for the hard part.
Not exactly violent since the knife being stabbed into him was the violence, but...
for a more sensitive viewer, this is probably the hardest scene to watch. If you ever went through pain like this or are sensitive to even the idea of how it feels, you might want to scroll past this moment.
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“Ohhhh...”
All right, Jack. Pull it out nice and slow. Gently, now. Easy does it.
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“Hrrrrrrrrr!”
It’s almost out, Jack; it’s almost out!
Take it like a MAN, Jack!
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”GAAAAAAAAAH!”
Oooh... I felt that.
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There. See? It’s out!
Glad that that’s over; right?
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XP
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Nice, dark, and quiet outside. A soft wind rustles some leaves around. A cricket chirps. The moon sets down over the mountains. Fade to black.
Very simple but effective contrast between scenes.
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The next scene begins, fading in and out with closeups of Jack. The fading feels very cinematic and like a filmed master, as the brightest colors fade in first and out last. Jack is uncomfortable and trying to sleep. A voice beckons to him: “Look at you.”
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“You survived worse!”
Jack indeed survived in some nearly fatal situations, but this injury is a biggie for Jack. His dark side--now rather “off-model” and looking kind of like Dracula (coincidentally, Craig Kellman designed him for Hotel Transylvania, and Genndy directed it)--was actually talking about the girl that he killed, though, and not the “pathetic little cut” from which Jack was struggling to survive.
Apparently Jack never killed an organic being before. ”Sure, mountains of robot corpses”, his dark side reminds him. I still wonder if everyone Jack cut with his sword, even if they blew not up, were still organic--just not human.
His dark side continued to mess with Jack’s consciousness as he expects that he’d have the obligation to kill the remaining daughters of Aku if they found him. “Will you be able to when the time comes? May be they will kill you!”
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“...or is that what you WANT?!”
“No”, Jack groans in defense. The scene fades to black.
That was pretty jarring of even madder Jack, to turn to Jack (at the camera) like that.
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Another day begins, nice and sunny.
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Jack is in the dark, now covered stylistically in the excess blood from his wound. Quite an artist; huh?
More important: Jack is rested enough for the moment to be ready to defend himself.
He hears feet approaching.
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It turns out that the wolf (or whatever breed he is) survived and was covered in his own blood... just like Jack.
Jack lowers his weapon and soon begins to rest.
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A past memory returns to Jack’s consciousness. He is a kid again, playing with his wooden samurai and ninja toys in a carriage. His parents glance back at each other with a smile.
These past events of Jack’s childhood are reflected in few episodes of the series, bringing the more familiar scenarios back. This sequence is mostly in scope.
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Suddenly, arrows hit the carriage. The guards defend them against the assassins... only briefly.
A bandit speaks: “Emperor, your guards are dead, and you are next!”
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“I will give you a new choice: Leave now and live, or stay and face your destiny.”
Jack’s father, the emperor, may be the last line of defense. He kindly offers an option to the bandits: they can either leave in peace and cease from their evil plans, or instead risk their own lives in an attempt for selfish profit.
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“Your destiny is DEATH!”
The bandits openly reject this wisdom. The emperor attacks swiftly.
He aimed not for the swords.
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WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
A streak of blood on Jack’s face!
His father slaughtered the bandits, and Jack saw it. All of it; I think.
Well... certainly the one his father split in half before Jack’s eyes.
For the more sensitive viewer: the violence here is stylized only such that there is a fair amount bloodshed, but their bodies’ cuts are not graphic. This would be too violent, still, to be considered “moderate” violence, which much of Cartoon Network’s programming from, like, 2007-2017 occasionally contained.
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Jack wakes up quickly, now in a pile of leaves. He looks around. He sees that his wound is more healed with little blood. Jack spots a sharp little pick (a bone maybe?) and some wood.
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Time for a little bit of sewing.
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Later, Jack wakes up and sees that the beast returned with a dead, dot-eyed bird of some sort. Jack sees him as a possible ally in his time of need.
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The two, a man and his “best friend”, share dinner. Probably not a chicken, but sure looks likes a drumstick. I can only imagine how good it probably tastes...
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The beast walks in circles and lays to rest.
He burps.
That burp is the 7th belch in Hollywood Edge’s Premiere Edition Volume 1 -PE138601: “Long, disgusting... [and] close perspective”. An obvious stock sound effect that Joel used in the show before, but also a funny one, and it fits. Afterward, Jack does his own burp.
Sometime later, Jack uses mud for his wound. The beast licks the mud off. Jack is all :O
Jack then sees a skull filled with water. He douses the beast to help cleanse the wound, and the beast is provoked. An uneasy alliance, but it works.
At this point, I wonder if Dee Bradley Baker, claimed to be the wolf’s uncredited voice, actually did all of the wolf vocals, since they all sound like that of a real dog to me. I would assume that Joel recorded these or picked any other recording appropriate, though. I personally detest the cliches of wolves known for howling, but this wolf howls not at all in his screen time for these episodes (certainly no use of Disney’s horrible “single, classic” wolf howl here, then). This goes for the wild dogs in Primal: “A Cold Death” as well. I admire that Joel executed this differently than usual cartoon sound designers.
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Later, the fire is died out, and Jack is cold. The light sound of probably Phil LaMarr clashing his own teeth together is quietly audible (unlike Jack making either the original H-B spoon rattle or usually Joel Valentine’s castanet sound in seasons 1-4). The beast is asleep, curled up with a cute little snore. Jack groans in his pain. Probably jealous that his front scrub and mane aren’t the same as that furry white coat. Fade to black.
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Pop! Somehow Jack awakes huddled with the furry beast.
Kind of reminds me of a big, white fox. It’s way in the future, though.
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After sometime, Jack and the beast are healed, and the beast heads off on his own way, while Jack continues reflecting on his childhood.
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Blood is still on the sword, but also on a robe that... perhaps became Jack’s? I wonder from where that robe came...
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”The decisions you make and the actions that follow are a reflection of who you are.”
“You can not hide from yourself”, his father proclaims. On his father’s wisdom, Jack finds the strength to defend himself against the daughters of Aku. The camera pans back into the forest. Fade out for commercial break.
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Meanwhile, the 6 remaining daughters of Aku are in pursuit of Jack, exploring the same path on which Jack went.
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One of the assassins finds some blood near the river they were exploring, so they continue following the river.
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Their journey takes a day or so as well. One of them keeps watch at night.
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The assassins continued by river until they heard a branch snapping; from there they searched through the forest, until...
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“Ahwhehhh-aughhhh-EHHHhhh!”
The assassins come to a stop as they hear the call of some creature. and turn around. They hide behind the trees.
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“Mother told us there would be other creatures.”
“What.. is that?” one of the assassins asked. They see a deer--this one’s a fawn. I never heard the sound of deer until this scene, with thanks to Joel again. The fawn walks about and nuzzles her nose into the ground.
A rustle is heard nearby.
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Another deer--a stag--comes about. One of the assassins noticed the stag’s antlers: “Aku--it is surely one of his minions.”
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The deer and stag nuzzle their noses together. This Disney magic lasts not long.
“What madness is this?” one of the assassins asked. “I don’t like it!” another said anxiously, setting foot into the open and scaring the deer away.
A bloody hand print is then spotted, suggesting that the samurai is near.
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The daughters of Aku pull their weapons out (from their... suit? Have they even pockets?), and the electronic percussion kicks the music up as the assassins draw closer and closer to Jack. This sequence is boarded by first Genndy Tartakovsky and then by an uncredited, new board layout/artist, @jpolgar1​ (here’s some proof), who boarded on Teen Titans & Teen Titans Go! and directed on Thundercats Roar; coincidentally the 10th episode of that series, “The Horror of Hook Mountain”, which premiered the day before EPISODE XCIV reran, was directed by Jeremy Polgar--and also an episode of snowy peril, as is this episode is about to become...
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“Life works in strange ways.”
That line is a mystery to me. Should it be a meme?
Slowly, snow begins to fall.
Jack has a lesson to teach them, and his words echo the wisdom that his father taught him: “Leave here now and live, or stay and face your destiny.”
“OUR DESTINY IS YOUR DEATH!!!”
“So I guess you’re staying?”
Jack is fearless, but he instructs the daughters of Aku to reflect on their actions: “The decisions you make and the actions that follow are a reflection of... who you really are.”
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By now, the snow and wind have this area so blanketed that the background becomes as white as an animation layout on which to draw cartoon characters.
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The camera moves by the assassins...
singularly...
slowly...
one...
by one...
by
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SURPRISE *shink*
Jack kills another daughter of Aku by spear... and then another.
From where got Jack these spears anyway?
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Jack runs through the wholly white forest, almost invisible when behind a tree. The ominous, percussive music drives this thrilling chase and fight scene that is the one of the most violent but also epic of fight sequences in the series.
This sequence was boarded roughly by Genndy and then @stephendestefano​, who worked with Genndy on Sym-Bionic Titan and the Popeye movie for Sony (which was postponed due to creative differences but resumed production later in May 2020). This’s DeStefano’s first episode, serving the role of Storyboard Layout and maybe storyboard clean-up. “Storyboard Layout” makes sense here as this sequence was probably storyboarded by Genndy Tartakovsky in the form of thumbnail sketches (as Jeremy Polgar pointed out on his storyboard layouts), and DeStefano “plussed” the thumbnail sketches into more solid (but not too solid) drawings of the respective characters.
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This is just one of the best action scenes in this sequence with all of these weapons going on and stuff. I want not to spoil all of the action, though. I captured 27 frames from this scene alone on the rerun. This shot also felt fitting for the brief “Snowmageddon” of December 2017, A.D.
From this March 2020 rerun, I got 660+ shots of this episode, and 321 of them involve this major sequence of Genndy Tartakovsky action at its finest. Such fine compositing as motion blurs and camera shakes help to bring it to life.
Jack is a pro at dodging weapons... and in style. It’d be kind of hard for me to write every move that he and the daughters of Aku are making.
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4 scenes (in storyboard terms) later, another complex action scene is on fantastic display ( I got 49 from this scene), in which the background/camera moves even more than the last complex scene. So many moves to note, which could serve as great defense (don’t attempt all of this stuff, kids).
As another assassin leaps back from Jack, Jack makes the last of the 3 bloody kills in this episode, nailing her to a tree with one of their knives. Definitely bloody, but not as gory as it could be.
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The remaining 3 daughters of Aku line up in such a way that it’s like they can combine as 1, and charge rapidly at the camera toward Jack.
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Jack deflects their fierce slashes with one of their weapons in a frenetic display of intense violence.
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*scratch scratch scratch scratch*
That’s some attention to detail in the action when you focus on every scratch possible with all of the slashes he’s trying to deflect. (These’re the 4 respective shots combined in a way that they’d usually do; the actual sequence cuts to each of the following 3 shots.)
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One quick stop, and Jack is lassoed by one of their chains, propelled into the air (Jack’s pained yell from pulling the sword out is recycled here). He just spins over to a tree, leaps from it, and whacks the 3 assassins apart!
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Jack and the daughters are back on their feet in a 3rd scene of complex actiony moves. This one’s in scope, and the animation timing is paced a bit slower (more on 2′s) than the other 2 complex action scenes (might not be Genndy but rather Robert Alvarez and/or Randy Myers for this scene). I got 45 pics from this scene alone.
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One of Jack’s moves in this scene is spinning while jumping, which is typically a Bryan Andrews thing in action boards, according to Genndy Tartakovsky on the Star Wars: Clone Wars Volume One DVD commentary. However, David Krentz was in place of Bryan Andrews on this episode.
Jack continues swiping, becoming more and more fierce as the camera eases on him, until he lays the weapon down. He stops to breathe, and the music stops respectively. Why are the daughters of Aku giving him a moment, though?
Jack starts running again, and the assassins follow. The camera focus on the 2 running. First both, then the assassins, then Jack. The music quietly but ominously resumes.
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As Jack runs up a big, long tree, the ratio grows from “scope” (like 2.40:1)...
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...to 1.78:1, as if it were a pan-and-scan widescreen or IMAX widescreen format. I prefer such cartoons in “scope” widescreen (including the logos, which are only in scope on Star Wars: The Clone Wars, but not on Tigtone or Primal) since it feels more cinematic, and the later H-B Tom and Jerry shorts were originally made in “CinemaScope”, though CN aired them in 1.33:1 pan-and-scan. Anyway, this complex shot has 9 main camera poses, as shown in Lou Romano’s layout keys/BG layout design for the scene.
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As Jack comes to the end of the tree over a great height, the score grows more ominous in the “orchestral” part. Here, it resembles some of James L. Venable’s music styling.
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Jack glares epicly at the assassins (at the camera, again in scope). The music then becomes equally epic and heroic-sounding...
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...and Jack drops the weapon, which proceeds to fall in a way that falling objects tend to appear in the digital-era works of Genndy & Craig McCracken: smoothly and digitally growing smaller.
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The camera cuts to Jack’s right fist. Then a shot of his left fist slides in.
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Both shots of Jack’s clenched fists slide away...
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...opening back into a full “scope” shot. Jack stopped killing and is ready to fight them with only his cold, bare hands.
The first assassin up to this challenge charges toward Jack with her spear or something like that. Jack jumps. An anime-like accent is heard. He dodges the blade and kicks her face in slow-motion. Resuming to normal playback, Jack continues dodging every swipe of the blade. He leaps over her and her blade, grabs her, and...
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THOT
He just threw her off of the tree. This “thot” became a popular meme for this season of Samurai Jack.
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The next assassin charges over with her knives. Accented with big sound and percussion, Jack shut his eyes, trusting his instincts for the right moment to
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PUNCH
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Just one. He knocked her off with just one punch!
Now for the last one. Jack can take the pain well, though...
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Very well indeed.
Jack grabs the chain of the scythe. The assassin jumps off of the tree and swings around back to Jack to knock him off.
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The two duel in air below the tree, suspended by the chain...
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...and Jack easily manages to knock the assassin with his own feet...
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which in turn knocked the mask off.
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She almost fell, but she still clung to the chain of her scythe.
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“You worthless scum! *huhhh* I will kill you.”
Turns out that the remaining daughter of Aku is the un-weakest one, Ashi... voice of Tara Strong (you know... Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls? Though I came to respect her strongly for voicing Ilana Lunis as well)
All Ashi does is speaking all manner of hatred for the samurai. I guess that her training was very rough on her because her mother really believed in Aku...
or perhaps Tara Strong was letting a lot of steam out from being replaced by Kristin Li during the recording session for a Season 7 PPG episode (the “reboot” you know).
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Jack heard “enough words” for today. Let’s drop it.
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Oop. There she goes.
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Even gladder that that’s over; huh?
What’s next?
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Oh snap
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THAT was a branch?! It looked too... “thicc” to be!
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Talk about cliffhangers... or should I say cliff-breakers?
I just hope that that log becomes something useful (like a toy), wherever it lands.
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This episode is the first to credit “Storyboard Layout” creatives. Only Stephen DeStefano is credited here, but Jeremy Polgar was also part of that, although “Additional Storyboard by” or “additional board artist” would be a more fitting role for Polgar... but, then again, he plussed the thumbnail sketches Genndy did as storyboards, so it was like doing animation/character layout but on the storyboard level. They should go back and credit Polgar for his work! They did that with prop designer Chris Battle on the 2017 print of EPISODE XXV, “Jack and the Spartans”.
The sheet timing on this episode is by both Robert Alvarez and Randy Myers, Cartoon Network’s long-running animation-directing duo, but also Genndy Tartakovsky himself again for the really good action pieces.
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This episode’s backgrounds are also painted by @rdaskas​ (The Ren & Stimpy Show, Spirit, Animaniacs), another former Spümcø artist who was a background stylist for season 3 of Tartakovsky’s Star Wars: Clone Wars micro series. The color stylist of this episode is Chris Hacker (Tangled: The Series, Wander Over Yonder, Mickey Mouse, G.I. Joe: Renegades), responsible for the white, bright and dark color schemes on this episode.
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Keone Young is back on the show, voicing the bad guys. As for 3 of the 4 daughters of Aku who speak, I can’t tell which was is which with Ami, Aki and Avi. Phil LaMarr is the voice of talking frog too.
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This is the first Season 5 episode copyrighted 2017, as the other/first 2 episodes were finished in 2016. Regular Show ended early in 2017 BTW.
What learned we from the third episode of the 5th season? I hope that the violence was worth it.
How to survive in the forest, like patching a wound up... naturally
Making friends with the animals
The decisions we make and the actions following reflect who we ultimately are, and we can not hide from that.
All of that action can be good to study if you can learn defense from it... or how to draw/animate action scenes.
David Krentz and Jeremy Polgar like snowy action toon stories; I guess.
In a fight, better to kick and punch than to use deadly weapons.
Joel Valentine’s sound design can be very realistic. Much more solid than typical Advantage Audio sound design; that’s for sure.
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Essentially 5 years later, on the same airdate, The Patrick Star Show episode “Survivoring” debuted. Survival was coincidentally subject matter for both that and Samurai Jack EPISODE XCIV. Someone replied to me: “Upon a few hours of thought, this shall forever be known as: The Day of Survival.” I now also refer to this particular day, March 25th, as The Day of Survival.
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Let’s Talk #YoungJustice
It is now officially 2019. 
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Time to start off the new year by talking about a great DC animated show.
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Young Justice is better than Teen Titans.
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For my thoughts on DC Universe’s Young Justice, feel free to keep reading. There will be spoilers.
Young Justice centers around sidekicks wanting to break away from their respective heroes and form a new group separate from the Justice League. The team (in the first season) mainly consists of Robin/Dick Grayson, Aqualad, Kid Flash/Wally West, Superboy, Miss Martian/Megan/M’gann, and Artemis. Much to their annoyance, they are ordered around by Batman and other League members to resolve small conflicts while the League deal with bigger conflicts. However, they soon discover that several villains are working together as part of a mysterious group simply known as “The Light”.
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At first, the show may seem similar to Teen Titans by how they both center around younger heroes. However, Teen Titans is mainly a comedic show with dramatic moments while Young Justice is a far more serious and dramatic take on the characters with the occasional comedic moments. The things the two shows have in common are Khary Payton voicing one of the main protagonists (Cyborg/Aqualad), Robin/Dick Grayson being one of the leaders, and in the second season, Beast Boy (who in Young Justice is regularly called by his civilian name, Garfield Logan) joining the team.
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Also, Young Justice actually acknowledges the rest of the DC Universe while Teen Titans rarely featured any adult superheroes and villains (aside from Batman, Deathstroke, and the Doom Patrol).
UPDATE (1/1/2019): As a user has already notified me, there were several adult villains featured on Teen Titans. This was an honest mistake. However, I still stand by how it lacked the involvement of the overall DC universe.
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The series was created by Greg Weisman, the creator of Gargoyles and The Spectacular Spider-Man.
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His shows have been considered some of the best animated series ever made, as they feature a good balance of comedy and drama, excellent voice casts, and good animation. They are also known for how Disney, either directly or indirectly, has been the cause of their respective cancellations.
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The show features a wide range of voice actors, most of whom have previously worked on other DC productions such as Static Shock, Batman: The Brave and The Bold, The Batman, Teen Titans, Teen Titans Go!, and even the DC Original Animated Films.
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The only actor reprising a past role in the show is Bruce Greenwood (of Star Trek (2009) and FOX’s The Resident), who previously played Batman/Bruce Wayne in Batman: Under The Red Hood. Despite having similar animation styles, the film and show are set in different continuities.
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Other notable voice actors in the show include singer Jesse McCartney as Robin/Dick Grayson, Danica McKellar as Miss Martian/Megan/M’gann, Nolan North as Superboy (and Superman), the aforementioned Khary Payton as Aqualad, Eric Lopez as Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes, and Mae Whitman as Wonder Girl/Cassie Sandsmark.
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The first season of Young Justice started off a bit clunky. It was clear that the writers were getting used to writing about these characters. The first half of the season was overall OK and had several weak episodes, but the second half makes up for it with some great episodes that help expand the show’s universe.
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The only notable criticism of the season that I can recall involved The Joker in the episode “Revelation”. He was voiced by Brent Spiner, who played Data on Star Trek: The Next Generation as well as Puck on Weisman’s aforementioned Gargoyles.
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Spiner’s interpretation appears to be mainly based on his performance as Lore, Data’s evil twin robot from The Next Generation, only with a bit more anger. It is one of the far more decent takes on the character, considering how this was his only major appearance on the show. Also, it could have been much worse.
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Spiner’s appearance was also one of many appearances from the stars of Weisman’s past series. From Gargoyles, aside from Spiner, Marina Sirtis (Demona) and Keith David (Goliath) also appeared on the show. Sirtis plays the recurring villain Queen Bee, while David guest starred as Mongul.
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While several of the voice actors from The Spectacular Spider-Man have appeared in guest or supporting roles, the titular character’s voice actor Josh Keaton made a guest appearance as the villain Black Spider along with several subtle references to the Marvel superhero.
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As for the season’s story arc, it was better presented in the second half by how the series’ villains came together to take over the League.
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The second season, subtitled Invasion, is one of the best TV portrayals of the DC universe. Not only does it build up from the first season by bringing back one-time characters and fleshing them out, but it also featured the best interpretation of Jaime Reyes’ Blue Beetle.
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This season’s only flaws were the season premiere and how it integrated the heroes from Super Friends and Static into the show. The former felt rushed by how it abruptly jumped five years into the future rather than resolve the cliffhanger, while the latter was frankly the most forgettable part of an otherwise great season.
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The finale was really good. The ending is surprisingly tragic for an animated superhero series, with Wally dying and the villains simply moving on to work with an even more powerful villain as if it were just another Monday.
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Then it was canceled.
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Without going into the reasons why the show was abruptly canceled, which has already been brought up by nearly everyone else, it was disappointing to see the show end on a cliffhanger. Unlike Marvel, whose shows have regularly ended on cliffhangers, DC is normally able to give their series proper conclusions or at the very least leave open for more stories to be told. The 2003 Teen Titans Series Finale, for example, had the latter type of conclusion.
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The show’s upcoming revival over at DC Universe is a miracle. While shows being brought back from cancellation is nothing new, the fact that it is coming back nearly six years after it finished airing on Cartoon Network is amazing. Most cancelled show tend to be picked up immediately. The only other shows to compare this with would be American Idol and Last Man Standing, both of which were cancelled and revived more than a year later.
From what has been shown, another time skip will occur and introduce more heroes and villains. In addition, it will now outright state when a character has died, something only previously implied. Because the show is now on an online streaming provider clearly not intended for younger audiences, such as with Titans, it appears that it will have a more mature tone than the first two seasons.
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As for the season’s subtitle, Outsiders, it references the obscure superhero group originally founded by Batman that has appeared in varying forms on Batman: The Brave and The Bold and Beware The Batman (coincidentally, two Batman shows which aired alongside this show on Cartoon Network).
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Young Justice is a great animated series that is on the same level as shows such as Batman: The Animated Series and Justice League. It has a great voice cast, excellent animation, good writing, and is an overall great representation of the DC universe.
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The first two seasons are available to own on DVD, Blu-ray (via Warner Archive), and iTunes.
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Young Justice: Outsiders will premiere this Friday January 4, exclusively on DC Universe... which is only available in the United States.
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As of this writing, no announcements have been made about the third season's international availability. The first two seasons, however, are available to watch on Netflix in certain regions.
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Until next time, thank you for reading!
Happy New Year!
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immedtech · 4 years
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Microsoft archived ‘Superman’ on its Project Silica glass storage medium
Movie studios archive thousands of movies in their warehouses. But celluloid, the medium onto which master copies are printed, isn't the most stable storage format; it's prone to decay and is highly flammable. Yet, switching to hard drives wouldn't be helpful, since they're so prone to failure. Microsoft's new glass-based storage medium could do the trick. As reported by Variety, Warner Bros. has saved the 1978 version of Superman onto one of Microsoft's Project Silica glass plates, which will supposedly last for centuries.
The goal of Project Silica, which began in 2016, is to create a solution ideal for cold storage -- data that needs to be stored but rarely accessed for long periods of time. Archived master copies of films are usually only taken out of storage for remastering projects. Between their infrequent use and the volatility of celluloid, old movies sitting in studio warehouses are a reasonable use case for Microsoft's glass storage.
Project Silica's glass square that contains Superman measures 7.5 cm x 7.5 cm x 2 mm and holds 75.6 GB of data. That may not sound so impressive given that a dual-layer Blu-ray holds 50 GB on 12 cm disc. But as Microsoft develops the technology, the company is creating discs with higher and higher capacities. Plus, the main benefit of this new medium is longevity and stability, not capacity. Research teams have put the square discs through their paces, ensuring the data is still readable even after baking them in ovens, dunking them in boiling water, heating them in microwaves and scratching them with steel wool.
Brad Collar, Senior Vice President of Global Archives & Media Engineering at Warner Bros. explained to Variety why the studio chose Superman to test Microsoft's technology. Years ago, Collar and his team found audio recordings of a Superman radio play stored on glass discs, but had to find the right playback devices in order to digitize the audio. So when he heard of Project Silica, which also uses glass, he thought of it as "a beautiful full circle."
Project Silica uses lasers similar to the ones used in Lasik eye surgery to burn shapes called voxels into glass. These voxels hold multiple bits of information, unlike the pits and lands on an optical disc, which only hold a zero or one. Additionally, the glass discs can hold many layers; CDs, DVDs and Blu-rays have a maximum of two layers, but Microsoft squeezed 74 layers into the disc that holds Superman. According to Variety, newer discs have even more layers. The data can be accessed by shining a light through the glass and analyzing the reflections with microscope-like readers. A bit-by-bit verification proved that the movie was perfectly written to the medium.
This collaboration between Microsoft and Warner Bros. is just a pilot test. The technology still needs to mature and engineers need to create a unified read/write device similar to today's optical disc burners. Plus, studios aren't about to toss out their millions of film canisters; the original analog versions are arguably a more ideal source material for creating new prints or remastered videos.
Source: Variety
- Repost from: engadget Post
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TF2 Headcanon - Demo/Spy & Sniper/Scout
Requested by @camiluna27, re: an ask they got about Demo being handsome and the best kisser, bc I was too lazy to make a fic. Written in Chat, so continuity’s a crapshoot.
-Title: Constellation Consternation-
[Alternate title I was too busy laughing at to use: Speaking in Tongues] . . . .
The basic headcanon is that Spy KNOWS he's amazing, but maybe certain teammembers have all mentioned that Demo is The Best at kissing, and a handful of other things (and he's most concerned about Scout knowing that, bu the runner is really just yanking his chain and parroting what Sniper told him about the explosives expert).
Fed-up, Spy goes to confront the guy over this whole seducing his son and the rest of the team, nonsense. Openly outraged at such impropriety in their ranks. Demo listens, nodding along to each complaint and french curse with a deadpan expression, trying not to smile at the idea he'd stolen poor little Scout's innocence and Spy was (in the most roundabout way possible) trying to defend his son's honour.
But really, he knew what this was about.
When Spy finally stops talking, he tilts his head, grins and says, "So ye're jealous I hadnae gotten around to ye faster, is that it?"
And Spy reels for a moment before stuttering out something most likely blistering in French, and glaring.
"I'll take that as a yes, then, laddie?" Demo leans back in his chair a long moment, sincerely trying not to laugh at the whole scenario, then stands up. "Well, you know ye could have just asked, right?"
"I would never degrade myself to do such a thing," Spy snarls back, suddenly questioning why he even came.
"The asking, the kissing, or the fact you're seething with jealousy that I got to ye last, Spook?" Demo responds, backing the other into a verbal corner.
Spy's expression hardens as he tries to find a verbal retort; though the temptation to flip  the bird at the Scot and cloak was incredibly tempting. The worst part was he got the impression that the man was right... and that would sincerely mean he'd lost control of himself and his sanity.
He was the one who did the seducing, had people unconsciously adoring him, wondering what it would be like if he was to-... and he'd leave it open to interpretation. It was also a challenge, and he disliked someone claiming to be more skillful than himself.
Indeed, there may be some other personal motivations, but still... Spy must be the best. Ironically, he was the one who nearly jumped out of his skin when Demo suddenly appeared closer than before, placing a hand to his shoulder. Spy must have gotten lost in thought, been quiet for far too long for the other to think of invading his personal space so significantly.
"I know I'm a lot to take in, lad, but do ye want a drink to help you get over the shock of wanting tae kiss a Scotsman?" Demo offers, half-jesting, but still holding a bottle of Scrumpy in his free hand.
Spy actually snaps out of his pensive stupor to laugh at that; unfortunately, it just so happened to be the ugly laugh he tried to bury all those years, much to his horror. "Oh, mon amie, I do not think that will be necessary... but the offer is appreciated." he finally says, switching on the suave tone he usually uses, as if that will erase all the deplorable lack of decorum from before(um).
"Alright then lad..." Demo beams, sliding the hand on Spy's shoulder up to caress the man's masked cheek. "How about we skip right to the fun part and compare abilities, aye?"
Spy's lips quirked up in amusement, before snaking a hand around to the other man's nape, guiding them closer together. "Oh oui, I can give you a few pointers..."
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Sniper, on the other hand, had not exactly been lying about how great Demo just so happened to be at kissing, and quite a few other things. Which had a tendency to put his boyfriend on edge, seeing as Scout wasn't going to admit it, but he was pretty insecure about a lot of things and therefore was twice as loud and flashy to cover over it.
When the mercs had originally banded together, it'd downright pissed Sniper off; not to even mention the others, who were less laid back, overall. But it didn't take the world's most skilled psychologist to work out the reason.
To be fair, Sniper had definitely messed around with a few of the others over the years... but Scout had been hung up on Miss Pauling, so he'd seemed off limits for casual fun. Not to mention, like the other mercs, they saw Scout as kind of this brash, bignoting brat when he arrived... and even daring to glance at physique made them feel old, mortal and vaguely guilty.
Perhaps it was the fact he came off as emotionally immature, a child at heart... and 'at behaviour' if that was a thing. Medic had clearly tried to make it so, in his documentation of the matter.
But since he'd settled into the team, the  kid had... dunno, grown up a little? Sniper couldn't think of a more delicate way to say it, really. Didn't change who Scout was at heart, 'cause he was this great big ball of energy and enthusiasm and sometimes bad ideas like whether he could do a backflip off the base roof and land safely (he couldn't), but he did have a slightly more mature outlook on things. It was in the way he thought before he spoke, unless riled up; how he tended to act more strategically than before, worked with the team instead of racing ahead and dying a thousand times to get to the intel or capture a point.
Sniper could appreciate the change, and so did many of the others. However, Sniper was the one that Scout attached to most strongly from day one for some reason... and that'd been fine.
At first he'd been under the assumption that the kid either needed a quiet person to vent to, or just some sort of pseudo father figure... But then he realised that Engie was clearly playing 'Pa' with the kid (and Pyro), and if the runner wanted to speak to someone who wouldn't respond, he could have talked with any of the others. Sniper was the one person who actively listened when Scout talked, and responded; the others were... well, busy, and often commented they did not have time.
But the longer you work with someone, especially as closely as RED did, the more you knew them. Their eccentricities and insecurities; strengths and flaws.
Scout was personally offended that Sniper had vegemite on his toast of a morning; specially shipped in by Mann Co. as an 'essential supply' for the aussie. And Sniper was often infuriated to find Scout had left stuff all over the base, in a subconscious effort to remind them all he still existed.
But all that downtime moved them from teammates to friends, to... whatever this was. Not quite lovers yet, there were a few hangups. Mostly Scout over-analyzing the whole thing and wondering if he'd ever liked Miss Pauling at all, or he'd led her on...
Sniper had made Spy explain the very concept of bisexual to the stressed out runner, so he'd stop agonising over the whole 'attraction to both' thing. To be fair, he's pretty sure the topic had just never come up in Boston... after all, the runner's third-eldest sibling had a boyfriend, and the family was totally fine with it. He was tying himself in knots for no reason.
But then, Sniper could relate. He used to overthink things to the point of near paralysis, when he was younger; sometimes even now, if he was too stressed out or they'd had a really bad match. The rest of the team would just designate someone to go out and stargaze with him, until it wore off; usually Scout, but Demo did it frequently too.
Because that was how his Mum had managed to snap him out of it. They'd go outside, stare up at the stars, and she'd point out constellations and celestial stories until all the constricting thoughts just ebbed away.
And after the first few times on base, it just became normal practice for a stressed-out merc to come out to the Camper at night, say nothing, and have Sniper usher them to the roof ladder. He'd tell them stories, point out constellations, even ones they'd done a thousand times before... because it was soothing. The main issue was getting everyone off the roof, when (usually the stressed out party) conked out from emotional exhaustion.
Sniper now had a box up there, bolted on so it didn't fall off whilst driving, full of blankets an stuff. Made the whole thing a little less stressful.
Just had to get up before morning, though, or you got a wicked sunburn. Engie was working on some sort of automatic sunshade rig to shield any late-night worriers when the sun rose; but it was still in progress for now.
Still, it was his favourite thing to do with the runner. Especially when it was just the two of them there because they wanted to be... no stress between them. It felt... right, had for a long time.
The insecurities were a hang-up though. Sniper had realised things had changed when Scout slowly, painfully slowly, took his hand, a few months back while staring up at the stars. Could feel how tense the runner was, like he was going to bolt if Sniper even breathed wrong. To be honest, it'd been a bit since someone had wanted to hold his hand, high school maybe?
Still, it was a thrill of unexpected warmth, intimacy. And he slowly, just as painfully slowly, gave the bandaged hand a reassuring squeeze; hearing the runner exhale in relief and just about deflate beside him. They'd woken up leaning against one another, and sunburnt as a crisp; Medic had found it HILARIOUS as he treated them.
Sniper never should have brought up the Demo thing. He'd only been joking with the others about it, one night when everyone was a bit drunk, a bit less guarded about the things they said.
He thinks that was the night Demo finally managed to seduce the stoically insular Heavy/Medic duo... but he can never be sure. Not that switching it up between the mercs was inherently wrong, or even seen as promiscuous... they'd been here years, relationships formed and fell apart 'secretly', and flings happened. The only real issue was if someone from BLU was making eyes at a RED; and vice versa. That had to be dealt with before the Admin found out. But as far as they knew a few people had gone out of their way to subvert the no-interaction clause in their contracts... just because they could, and also... predominantly because it was thrilling.
Sniper was incredibly aware of what the Scouts had done, and he's pretty sure the other Sniper was too. Scopes, and all. But was the battlefield really a good place for that sort of thing? Scout still hadn't admitted making out with the other runner, and neither had the BLU to his team. Sniper really wanted to ask why, but he's pretty sure it's the same reason he saw Spy seducing the BLU Sniper in July last year at Vanguard...
...because they could.
What else was there to do around here... but each other? That is to say, breaking rules was fun.
But even with all that daring action out there, most agreed that Demo was the best at what he did. And he's pretty sure Scout was developing as much of a complex about it as his father...
Sniper really should have checked if the runner was there before joking about it with Engie. Now he couldn't even get the lanky bloke to hold hands, it was pretty frustrating.
He'd told Demo, on a night when the explosives expert had come to visit him at the camper to stargaze, with an obscene amount of booze; the logic behind it being there were twice as many constellations if you were drunk enough. The Scot had laughed, thought about it, and asked if he should try to woo 'the loud lad' to fix it. Even though it was in jest, Sniper had gotten defensive over it, and turned it down.
"I was kidding lad..." Demo had reassured. "For one, I think maybe Spy has taken a fancy to me but he dinnae know it yet, and it'd be weird to mention I'd Frenched his son... or, well, half-Frenched, his mother's American, aye?"
Sniper burst out laughing at the statement, and Demo took the opportunity to sneak away the fourth bottle of beer, deeming the Aussie a tad too drunk to climb down from the roof safely as it stood.
"What I meant was... if you and the others are always talking up my abilities, to other blokes who have a lot of experience with other lasses and lads and a few inbetween... then how would it make ye feel if you had none of it?" Demo questioned, sobering the conversation for a bit. He grinned, "Oh aye, I know about the Scout Class' attempt at snogging on the battlefield the other day, caught 'em by accident as I jumped past. But that isnae more or less experience than high school fumbling about when ye think your parents aren't watching. And to have to follow someone like me, well, I don't think he's comfortable with the idea... not yet, at least."
"Huh..." was all Sniper managed, suddenly realising a few things. He scratches the stubble on his chin, pensive. "So what should I do about it?"
"Oh that's easy... just tell the lad everyone's a bit shithouse when they first start out, and it's like those video games he likes... you've gotta learn how through experience to, uh, level up." Demo grins, nudging Sniper with his elbow in camaraderie, before immediately grabbing the sharpshooter so he wouldn't topple over from the impetus. No sense of balance when he's drunk, Sniper.
"Thanks mate."
"Aye, no problem. Now, did I tell you about what I managed to do to that bloody BLU Spy today? Well, everytime  Engie left spawn the bastard would..."
The tale echoed out into the night as the two men exchanged light-hearted stories of the more hilarious murders and deaths they'd experienced during that day's battle.
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Of course it was on top of the van, when it happened. Most things of importance tended to happen there...
After a long fortnight of no contact whatsoever, Scout was suddenly on his roof, snuggled in a blanket and staring up. Sniper saw it was his chance to talk things over with him, and climbed up slowly. Remaining in sight the entire trip.
"Hey..." Scout mumbles, not looking at him.
"G'day," Sniper returns, he doesn't like saying it much because it's a stereotype, but Scout always seemed to like it. "Nice night. Mind if I sit?"
"S'your van, Snipes..." Scout's still distant, mentally if not physically, Sniper realises.
He sits beside the runner.
"Look, you might know a few of the other guys... have spent time together in the last few years. Not all of them were flings, but they weren't long enough for any of us to start getting anniversary gifts over. And yeah, I might have had a thing with Demo a few times... and some of the others... but it doesn't mean I have any expectations from you."
Scout's eyes widened, and Sniper realised he needed to rephrase that statement.
"Calm down, bilby, I mean... everyone's different. Some people have a lot of experience in some areas, and others don't... but everyone starts off at zero, right? I mean, were you born playing baseball? Nah, you learned how, and you got better. Probably fucked up a few times, hit the ball the wrong way, fell on your arse, knocked over the wickets, got distracted running towards the goal before you could get a touchpoint-... what?" Sniper pauses.
Scout's laughing pretty hard. "Y-you don't know how baseball wo-works do ya, Snipes?" He's just about in tears at this point, pink-cheeked and gasping for air between gales of laughter. He's never looked more adorable.
Sniper lets out a slight huff of amusement. "I know how to Sports, Scout. There's a ball, and running, sometimes sticks and you score a touchpoint if you get the wicket in the goal or something..." he says, getting it more wrong with every word just to see Scout continue laughing like that. Carefree and relaxed.
"Oh my god, I can't-... Snipes... oh my god... I am teaching you baseball next time we get a weekend free... 'touchpoint'." Scout was in hysterics, leaning against Sniper as he tried to catch his breath. Every now and again he'd wheeze 'touchpoint' to himself, and start laughing all over again.
It took a while for the runner to calm down. He wipes his eyes on bandaged hands, an errant wheezy giggle escaping now and then, but finally relaxes against Sniper. Who can't resist any longer and pecks him on the forehead. To which, the runner squirms and complains like a little kid.
"Aw man, Sniiiiiiiiiiipes, Ma used to do that in front of all my freakin' friends... you have no idea how much I never heard the end of it..." Scout whines, turning to look at the Aussie. The bandaged hand closest grabs hold of Sniper's own, and the grip is rock-solid, like the smiling runner is making a decision.
"I uh, I ain't as good as Demo... probably shit at it really, but would you mind if we, uh... fuck, I had a whole thing for this but now all I can think about it 'touchpoint'..." Scout nearly chokes suppressing a laugh at the word again.
He really was pretty fucking adorable when he was like this, Sniper grinned. "You don't need to ask, Scout, it's fine... 'course we can." He assures, and moves in closer, watching for any signs that they were about to have a loony-tunes moment... where he'd lean in to give the runner a kiss and find nothing but a Scout-shaped cloud of smoke. Wouldn't past the speedy merc.
But no, Scout's still there when their lips meets. He seems to have some idea how it all works, which is a surprise, but Sniper tries to lead things in a direction that will circumvent clashing teeth.  A hazard of excited teenage make-outs...
It was pretty good, all things considered, and he could see that realisation dawning all over Scout's face. Slightly flushed, a little chocked, and grinning as they pulled away.
"See? You're pretty good at it... just need a bit more practice and you'll be right as rain." Sniper says, putting an arm around the runner's shoulders and delighting in the way Scout leaned back against him.
There was a lengthy silence, which was starting to concern the sharpshooter, before Scout spoke up.
"...I dunno, Snipes, it wasn't that great..." he pauses, just long enough for Sniper to become slightly alarmed and a tiny bit offended, before continuing. "Think we might need a loooot of practice..."
The aussie sharpshooter chuckles, kisses the smartass on the forehead just to watch him squirm away laughing, and says, "Much as you want, mate."
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Spy left Demo's room the next morning, striving desperately for immaculate attire despite the evidence of rumpling. He straightened his tie as Engineer and Medic came around the corner, talking animatedly, only to pause and look at the espionage agent with expressions of incredulity.
They looked at him, his attire, the class symbol on the door behind him, and then back to Spy, with growing grins of amusement.
Spy snorts derisively. "If you think I look  sufficiently dishevelled, you should see the other guy..." and walks off, not even bothering to cloak. Pleased to have won, if not the kissing segment of their little game, then the other various challenges instead.
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When the pair finally do come face-to-face with one another again, that day, everyone in the room is suddenly Very Busy and Definitely Not Listening.
"Lad, ye've one-upped me in some areas and that was a surprise... but I'm pretty sure I still hold the title for best kisser on base..." Demo announces, grinning.
Spy closes the book he had been reading, carefully placing it down on the sofa before standing up to look Demo right in the eye. "Oh, you still cling to that notion, do you?"
"I won, ask any of the others, I'm good at what I do, Spook..." goads the explosives expert, making a sweeping gesture at the few other mercs gathered in the common room.
"Truly?" Spy says, appearance utterly nonchalant. And then the man smiles almost predatorially, and Demo knows he has him.
"Round Two, then?" Demo queries.
"Oui... but let us have dinner together first, like civilised people." Spy responds, heading for the kitchen.
It takes the other man a moment to catch up, and it hits him like a lightning bolt. The last the other mercs saw of Demo that night was the man racing out of the room, after Spy, yelling, "Did ye just ask me on a date, Spook?"
To which the answer was a slightly distance-muffled "Oui."
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The End
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Random Extra:
When Scout and Sniper finally came inside half an hour later, no one would look them directly in the eye or explain where the missing mercs were.
Sniper elbows the runner in the side genially. "Look at it on the bright side, bilby... you might end up with two dads outta this."
It took Scout an hour to stop screaming.
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pokefan531 · 4 years
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Yuki’s Story Chapter 88 - Yuki’s Assembly
Chapter 88 Yuki is working in her job. She is with the boss for assignment. Boss: Yuki. I would you like to work on the children store. Kids are collecting the new Bear's Mansion toys and they want the store to stay clean. Yuki: Really? Boss: Yeah. They really want someone from our apartment for a help. Yuki: You can count on me, boss. She arrives to the children's store. Yuki: I see a couple of people. She went inside and sees a lot of Bear's Mansion toys. Yuki: Woah! They're really selling the toys very heavily right now. She goes around, and cleans up the shelves. While Yuki was cleaning, she sees the TV playing video clips of Bear's Mansion. Yuki: They're playing it. She hears the song. Yuki starts shaking. Yuki: I gotta act natural, but I can't resist the show around me. She looks around the toys, and the TV playing. Yuki: I...must...act...my normal self...can't...resist... She gets illusions of toys being alive and smiling at her. Bear: Yuki! We're special here this week. You better not miss out. Yuki: ...I...need...to be...mature...here... Later, Taru, Yuki's co-worker, is heading to the store and sees Yuki giving goodbye to a family. Yuki: Make sure you watch the new episode of Bear's Mansion this weekend! She goes inside and Taru heads inside. Yuki is seen cleaning the shelves as quickly as she can so she can watch the clips from the store's TV and look at the toys. Taru sees Yuki's obsession with Bear's Mansion while Yuki is looking around. She sees the calendar. Yuki: Wow. That one has an autograph from the creator. I must get it. Taru: You're a fan of Bear's Mansion? Yuki sees him and really gone white. She starts shaking and talks in her mind. Yuki: (My obsession has got to me. Now I will be laughed at in my job too.) She starts talking to him in fast speech. Yuki: Umm...I was just looking for the toys for my family. I had them being a real fan of the show. It's just that... She starts talking normal and admits the truth. Yuki: You saw the whole thing, right? Taru: I did see you running in places, looking at toys and looking at the TV. Yuki goes red. Yuki: He..he. I couldn't resist the show I watched as a kid. I know it's weird for a tough woman to have this childish habit. I get it. Taru: Well, your obsession got you to clean the store quickly. Yuki: This place has a nostalgic feel. This was my secret. A mom and a boy are next to them. Lady: Do you have the bear with white fur? Yuki: The one with rainbow on the stomach and musical notes on the feet? Boy: Yes! That one. Yuki: It's by the TV at the corner. Lady: Thanks. They left. Taru: So you're a huge fan of it. Yuki: Yes. I am a fan of other couple of shows, like My Hero Academia. Taru: Cool. The boss sent me to tell you that your shift has ended. Yuki: How come? Taru: So much change. New employees and demands. They have to get rid of few temporarily. Yuki: That's weird. Taru: So shall we talk outside about, your secret? Yuki: Sure. Let me get something. Yuki gets the calendar and the blu-ray volume of Bear's Mansion. She goes to the cashier and sees one laughing. Cashier: Hehe. I see you still have a passion on a toddler's show. Yuki: Yeah, yeah. I like the show. I get it. Go laugh. Later, she sits with Taru outside. Yuki: I got a few things. Taru: I knew it. Yuki: Well, I see you're accepting it. Taru: I don't mind actually. Many people have their own personal secrets. Yuki: What is yours? Taru: I am embarrassed to tell others, but I'm a fan of Pretty Cure. I watched it since I was a kid. Yuki: A girly habit. I see. My boyfriend likes those shows too. Taru: Cool. Well, what got you to blow your cover of liking Bear's Mansion? Yuki: First off, the store has a weekly special theme so most of it are Bear's Mansion merch. Parts of the department has limited editions. Taru: Limited editions are often valuable. Yuki: Yep. Also, I got huge thing in school that's been going on for about three weeks. A group pantsed me in public, and what they saw is considered childish. Since then, everyone questioned me if I have a childish secret or that I wanted to stay a child because I turned 18 already. I kept denying that I do, but I don't want them to know the rest. Taru: Wow. I feel sad for you. You said you are popular, so does that mean you're very unpopular? Yuki: Kind of. I'm more of an average student, but they still are suspicious. I told my boyfriend and few closest friends that I like the show because I watched it recently. They respected it. Taru: That's nice. What's the reason they are still against you? Yuki: At my birthday, I told them I wanted to be an adult to do cool adult things. I own a car, and brought mature video games. I'm an all around tomboy, so many of my habits are considered masculine and rough, and being a athletic performer got me popular. What's left of me is I have a few things that are seen as childish, like Bear's Mansion or keeping a teddy bear I got as a toddler. Taru: I think that's everyone's secret. Their childhood toy. Wow, that's why they don't take you seriously anymore. I can't believe that whole thing happened. Yuki: Yeah. I'm still thinking of a way to be redeemable, but I couldn't think of a possible way to do it. Taru: It's gonna be hard. They stay silent for a little to think. Taru: I think I got an advice for you, but first, tell me what you got so far? Yuki: Okay. Yesterday, I got few of my friends to share our personal secrets. We're thinking of doing some assembly where we share personal secrets, but I don't know how to do it. Taru: Hmm...That may be a bit challenging. My advice would be, you should admit you may have those habits, and say something like you aren't the only senior who is having those secrets. Maybe make others feel comfortable to admit their secrets. Yuki: I see. It sounds nice. Maybe that is the last puzzle of the plan. Taru smiles. Taru: That can go well, I hope. Yuki: Me to. Thanks, buddy. Taru: You're welcome. They both shake hands. Yuki: I'll tell you how it went. Taru: Okay. Two days later in school, Minoru, Retasu, and Ayano are in the gym after school. Retasu looks at the clock. Retasu: Now it's time for dismissal! Minoru: Good. I'm glad we wrote flyers and put them around the school. Ayano is holding one of them that says "Yuki's Secret's Uncovered". Ayano: You're sure it's gonna help Yuki get more respect? Minoru: I hope. Yuki wanted to do this. They see Team Phase coming from the main door from the gym with the rest of the people behind them. They went up to the stage, and talks to Retasu. Hiroshi: So, are you guys gonna share Yuki's secrets? Retasu: No Yuki will. Kaname: This better be good. Lila: Where is Yuki? Retasu: She's coming. After everyone is inside, Yuki comes out fron the door from the other side and runs to the stage. Hiroshi: This will be about time. Yuki sees her friends. Yuki: Guys, can you come up here? Minoru: Sure. They go on the stage and goes far behind Yuki to see her deliver her speech. She holds the microphone. Hiroshi: You got secrets you've been hiding from us? Yuki: Listen! Everyone looks at Yuki. Yuki: Look. I know you guys saw me wore that teddy bear underpants few weeks ago, and that was childish of me, and it was wrong. Lila: Yeah, it was. Mizuro: We thought you want to be an adult. Yuki: To tell you the truth, I wanted to be an adult, but I didn't want anyone to find out that I have...few things that are considered childish. Touko: This better be amazing. Yuki: You guys are right that I have secrets kept in during the embarrassment. One of my secret is...I love...Bear's Mansion! Everyone laughs at her. Lila: Really? Are you serious?! That's another gold! Hiroshi: What are you? A clown? Yuki: Guys! I get it. It's childish. Yuki looks at Minoru and signals him to come. Yuki: Also, I'm not the only person who wants to share secrets here. I got my friends who has personal secrets. She gives Minoru the microphone. Yuki: Now you do it. Do it for me. Minoru nods. Minoru: Guys. I got my own secrets. I used to collect magazines of girl's anime and manga. Lila: Really? You like girly shows? Hiroshi: That's not as embarrassing nowadays. Minoru: I watched their shows too. He signals Eru to come. She is nervous. Minoru: Eru. Please do it for Yuki. Eru gets the microphone. Eru: I told my friends this week about my secret. I am...in love...with a video game character. Link and Steven Stone! Touko: Link? Cool! Lila: Lame. I don't find it funny. Retasu comes and takes the mic. Retasu: I told no one this, but I sing! I'm to embarrassed to sing in public, and I think some of you do too. Eveyone is looking around each other and talk. Girl1: She's got a point. Rin runs up and takes the mic. Rin: Guys! Do any of you have collections of magazines and pictures under your bed? I do! Retasu: Rin, you're so weird. People starts laughing. Rin: That's a common secret, guys! Yuki takes the mic. Yuki: They got amazing secrets. Now any of you guys really like a preschool show, or own a special toy since you were a toddler? I know I'm not alone. The crowds talk to each other. Yuki: You guys have the right to laugh at me. At times, I acted immature with you guys before just to have fun, and you guys used to laugh. I still remember some of you told me certain secrets that I never expose. I really want to be an adult, despite a few things I like and have. I wanted to be cool, and perform really cool stunts you guys used to love. Kyanna raises her hand. Yuki: Kyanna! Kyanna: I got a secret! I own a doll when I was a little girl, and I still have it! Yuki: Wow. Nice one, girl! Hiroshi: Yuki! You are not gonna get your audience back! Yuki: Oh really? I bet you guys have your own secrets. Maybe you guys like a toddler's show, own a babyish toy, or wearing a childish underwear. Do any of you guys wonder if these clowns have those secrets? Lia sneaks in and pulls Kaname's skirt and pants. It showed her wearing pony rainbow style boxers. Kaname: LIA!!!! Everyone gasped, and starts laughing at her. Yuki: HAHAHAHA! Wow! Kaname sees Rin filming her. Kaname: RIN!!! STOP IT GUYS!!! She puts back her school uniform. Kaname: Why are you guys laughing? (talking to Yuki and her friends.) Yuki: Oh. I'm not laughing because you got pantsed. I'm laughing at a hypocrite who got pantsed. Kaname: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN!!! Lila: Stop it guys! Rin puts down her phone and Lia backs off. Yuki: Wow! I'm surprised you guys have a secret after all. Everyone starts laughing at Kaname. Kaname: OWWWW!!! FORGET IT!!! YOU GUYS WILL REGRET IT ONE DAY! Kaname runs away and left the gym. Team Phase went up the stage. Hiroshi: What is wrong with you? Yuki: Hey. We're having a laugh here. They get to know my secrets, and my friends' secrets. Lila: That is not funnny. You are not supposed to get us back! Yuki: I didn't expect Kaname to wear something childish, from a hypocrite that is. Hiroshi grabs the mic. Hiroshi: Guys! Do you still think Yuki's childish? Remember the prank? Remember she screams like a girl? Everyone starts giving sympathy to Yuki. Boy1: Wow. We really made fun of the girl we used to root for. Girl1: It seems like those guys are against people having secrets. Hiroshi: You guys laughed at her! Yuki: Well, it's over, dude. They got a point. I won't be surprised if you're wearing girly boxers. Everyone laughs at them. Hiroshi: No I'm not! He looks at his crew. Hiroshi: Let's get out of here. Lila: This got lame. Mizuro: So much! They left the gym. Yuki: Well, I will forgive you guys. To be truth, I wanted to be an adult. Sure, I have few childish habits that would stick with me, but I never lied about being an adult. I won't go against any of you if same story happens to you. You have your own secrets, I have mine. They see her audience clap for her. Yuki looks around the crowds. Girl2: You're right! Yuki sees that she got her popularity back, but she seems curious. She grabs the mic again. Yuki: Guys! I am glad you guys have been interacting with me and attending my games, but I got to tell you guys something. The crowds listens and stops the noise. Yuki: I realize that popularity is cool, but I want to take a break from doing big activities. People look at each other, talking. Yuki: I wanted to experience of being a normal school kid like many of you guys. When I was exposed, I thought being an average student would be downwards, but it's actually fun. Boy2: Hmm. Do you want to leave popularity? Yuki: No. I just need a break. I won't quit doing sports activities or perform any games. I got a life. I want to do other things I didn't do yet. Life's short. We're five months before graduation, and this is us, seniors, our last year of Fujiwara. Girl3: She's right. Boy3: I actually want to attend after school more often. Yuki: Besides, I got homeworks, so I gotta cut some activities away temporarily. I do want to have fun, but responsibilities and friendships come first. That's what most teens and adults needs to learn. I'm still gonna do tricks and games in gym class. It's just I need to be in other places. Being in twelve grade is the busiest of high school. I'm sure you guys are thinking the same thing. Hope you guys have a good day. Yuki left the stage and left the gym with her friends as her crowds are watching. Boy1: She seems to become more responsible. Girl1: I feel bad for laughing at her. Boy2: She said she forgives us. They started leaving the gym. Lia and Kyanna are by the front gate, talking. Kyanna: So Yuki switched classes from performing talent to study hall? Lia: Yeah. She's got homework to do there. Kyanna: That doesn't mean she is quitting her popularity, right? Lia: Nah. She's becoming an adult. Even though we saw the prank, of what she wore, and admitted to us she likes Bear's Mansion, she founds what's best for her. She's maturing. Kyanna: Wow. You're right. Lia: Yep. I gotta admit, I like Bear's Mansion. Kyanna: Well, you heard my secret. Lia: Yeah. Everyone's got secrets. Later, Yuki hears a knock on her door. Yuki: Who's at the door? She opens the door and sees Lia. Yuki: Lia! Lia: Yuki. You're not busy? Yuki: I already did my homework. Lia: Good. Behind Lia, Yuki sees Minoru, Ayano, and Leo coming. Yuki: Did you invite them? Lia: Huh? She turns around. Minoru: Hey Yuki! Yuki: Hey guys! Lia: Okay, I called them. Can we watch Bear's Mansion? Yuki is surprised. Yuki: Bear's Mansion? Lia: Yeah! You're not the only grown up who likes the kiddy show. Yuki: Well, okay. Let's go! They went to her room and watch Bear's Mansion together.
Next Chapter: Yuki's Guilt. Yuki enjoys her time with her friends. She cares about them. However, Team Phase is targeting at least couple of her friends. Yuki doesn't want any of her friends to be mistreated. What will her guilt be? Tune in next time!
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Team Fortress 2 but with Golden Wind/Vento Aureo characters
I’ve been watching some Team Fortress 2 gmod vids and since I have a slight JJBA GW/VA obsession, I thought I would make a list.
On the anti-heroic BLU Team, we have:
 ·          Scout – Narancia Ghirga; Narancia is rather cocky and arrogant (as well as VERY short-tempered to the point of whipping out his switchblade knife if angered, which is often), and he is pretty tiny, so he fits the role perfectly.
·          Soldier – Bruno Bucciarati; Well, he is strong in both offense and defense (._.)
·          Pyro – Sheila E.; I only have one reason for giving her the role of Pyro, and it’ll all be explained below.
·          Demoman – Leone Abbacchio; what? The guy has a drinking problem that he mostly keeps under control.
·          Heavy – Guido Mista; Mista is the most comical of the team and will likely use Sex Pistols to direct the bullets, since he usually serves as the team’s enforcer.
·          Engineer – Pannacotta Fugo; Fugo has an IQ of 152 and when not upset (which is WHEN he gets hotheaded and violent) he’s usually polite, mature, friendly, and caring.
·          Medic – Coniglio; I know this seems controversial, but I decided on giving this character the role of medic instead of Giorno (don’t get me wrong; I did consider on giving the Medic role to Giorno at first). For those of you who don’t know Coniglio is, she is from Golden Heart, Golden Ring, a (dubiously canon) light novel taking place after the gang betrayed the Boss, written by Miya Shotaro and Gichi Otsuka, and illustrated by the Hirohiko Araki himself, released in Japan on May 2001 and three years later in Italy. Her Stand is The Cure (named after the English rock band), an adorable gem-encrusted rabbit capable of healing any injury or disease almost instantly. However, should it absorb too much pain, it’ll grow into a gigantic subhuman rabbit and go berserk, with it growing stronger the more it gets hit until Coniglio calls out to it to calm it down. To me its berserker state sounds like the OP version of the Ubercharge.
·          Sniper – Giorno Giovanna; Giorno likes to observe and analyze his enemies from his rifle scope, prefers subtle tactics to take down enemies that don’t draw too much attention, and he can turn his bullets into plant matter to trap his enemies for him to annihilate.
·          Spy – Cannolo Murolo; with his Stand All Along Watchtower, Cannolo makes the perfect spy for the team.
On the anti-villain RED Team, we have:
 ·          Scout – Formaggio; that guy’s quick on his feet and able to improvise. With Little Feet, he’ll sizeshift to dodge enemy attacks. Then there’s the fact that Formaggio is a cocky son of a bitch.
·          Soldier – Gelato; it could just be me, but his uniform looks pretty military to me. Then there’s the fact that Gelato is a deranged lunatic alongside Sorbet according to Illuso.
·          Pyro – Pesci; He’s the most soft-hearted member of La Squadra (unless you gravely injured Prosciutto, then you’re fucked), and Pyro seems to the nicest member of the Team Fortress 2 Classes aside from their insanity.
·          Demoman – Ghiaccio; well, his temper is indeed explosive (*ugly wheeze*). Aside from the pun, there exists a dry ice bomb that Ghiaccio can use.
·          Heavy – Risotto Nero; seriously, this guy might be officially tall at a whopping SIX FEET AND EIGHT FREAKING INCHES, so he’s very much a muscular giant. If you somehow manage to survive this guy’s hail of machine gun fire, depending whether you have the guy’s bullets imbedded in you or not, Risotto will use Metallica to turn you into a bullseye target at best or a human pincushion at worst.
·          Engineer – Sorbet; this may seem weird to have Sorbet be the Engineer, but TF Industries sells all manners of deadly, cutting-edge devices to prospective buyers, and Sorbet is definitely motivated by money, not to mention being a lunatic like Gelato. IDK I’m just running low on ideas.
·          Medic – Melone; that guy might have a degree in human genetics. After all, he has a mad scientist shtick going on.
·          Sniper – Prosciutto; Prosciutto is all about professionalism. Both he and the Sniper are affably evil, as Prosciutto genuinely cares for Pesci and recognized Bruno’s worth as Capo, and the Sniper’s credo about his work as an assassin ("Be polite, be efficient; have a plan to kill everyone you meet.")
·          Spy – Illuso; that mofo would be the type of person to spam Electro Sappers onto the enemy Sentries, driving Fugo nuts and usually earning the ire of Shelia E., who usually uses her flamethrower to light him on fire like a roast pig.
 Meanwhile, Diavolo is the commander of both teams, with Trish Una (as Ms. Pauling) and Doppio assisting him.
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Most little boys and some little girls dream of being a superhero. Fighting crime with special powers, doing good for humanity, and taking down the bad guys has a certain allure. It's part of the reason comic books are so popular. But every so often a regular person decides to take on the challenge, generally with disastrous results. Dave Lizewski (Aaron Taylor-Johnson; Godzilla) is one of those guys. And ends up getting in way too deep.
Dave is your typical, kind of geeky, invisible high school student. He, along with his best friends Todd (Evan Peters; American Horror Story) and Marty (Clark Duke; Hot Tub Time Machine), spend their free time at the comic book store and talking about girls. However, when Dave decides to create his own superhero persona and roam the streets fighting crime, things don't work out as planned. He gets beat up and ends up in the hospital thus ending his newfound career. Interestingly, undeterred, he comes back again and is filmed helping fend off three would be attackers and earning himself the moniker "kick-ass".
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While Kick-Ass is a cute movie, there are a few problems with it. First, there are too many plots intersecting, making the film feel long. Second, I'm not sure if the film is a parody, a comedy, or typical, cheesy, teenage fare and there are times when it doesn't gel. It does seem to offer a little something for everyone though, from action and drama to teenage romance and mild comedy so at least it has that going for it.
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The 2 disc set offers 6 extras plus a digital download. The extras include A New Kind of Superhero: the making of Kick-Ass, It's On! The Comic Book Origin of Kick-Ass, Audio Commentary by Director Matthew Vaughn, Marketing Archive, Ass-Kicking Bonusview Mode (Blu-ray only) and The Art of Kick-Ass Gallery (Blu-ray only). The first of the extras is almost 2 hours long, is broken into segments and has a great deal of information about the movie.
Kick-Ass is a mish-mosh of ideas that somehow comes together and almost completely works. It's got a good cast and some fun scenes which helps the viewer get immersed in the story. It's worth watching if for no other reason than simply to bring out the inner superhero in all of us.
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