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aestheticvoyage2023 · 8 months

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Day 239: Sunday August 27, 2023 - "Poopy Potty Star"

Wiiliam has been making a lot of great progress in potty training, even scoring himself a poo on the potty at school last week! But I am becoming more and more aware, of the weak link in his potty training - weekends with Dad! So as I mentally prepared for the coming weekend I made an intentional plan to keep potty reminders on the front of mind for both of us - if for nothing else to help with that wiring of him telling me when he felt he needed to go. I just felt I needed to get him always thinking about it with me, even when we were out doing stuff in town. We worked together on it, and everything went well. But he did have some motivation. I had taken note at how much he loved the trucks at the library earlier in the week, and so I made sure to have those exact trucks on hand. And on Friday after school I pulled him aside for a conversation. "Remember those trucks from the library?" And he immediately rattled them off, garbage truck, fire truck, dump truck. "They'll be yours, Ive got them bud, all you need to do is poop on the potty and have no dirty diapers each day and you'll have them all. And I want you to do it! Im pulling for you, because I know you can do it. And I'll help." He gave me a look, as if he were wondering if I was bluffing about having the trucks. So I showed him the unopened packages. He said "ok" and we spent the evening literally trying to poop as if he could call it forward on demand like that, and he shook with all his will trying to make it happen for that fire truck. But that poo wouldn't come until morning, fully loaded now, to unlock the Recycling/Garbage truck. And he was so happy with that for a couple hours or so until he wanted to package it up and take it back for the fire truck. I told him, all you have to do is cook up another poop and they'll both be yours! "yea"

On Sunday afternoon, after nap, William was determined to poop on the potty again, even telling me, that he would definitely let me know, and even protesting putting on a diaper. I loved his confidence and focus. He asked for Tacos for dinner. "Taco Bell?" I asked "Yes. Taco Bell" he answered. He's serious! I got him a bean and rice and cheese burrito and he loved on that for about an hour before he came to me happily and said "daddy, poo poo coming." yea baby. We're doing it now! Leveled up. I got his diaper off and he climbed up on the big toilet, no bumper seat, and delivered a very triumphant poop, and the entire I wrestled to wipe his butt, he made sure that I had not forgotten that this shitty sacrifice was given up in exchange for the fire truck. So for the second day in two days, he unwrapped a Green Toys Truck matching his library treasure trove. A fire truck to go with his recycling truck. And as he played proudly with those two, I reminded him - I've got two more. We play again tomorrow! Cook another one up and lets keep this game rolling!

I put him to be tonight really proud of myself. I made a plan to make progress in this very specific area and was very mindful of how I prioritized it and it had paid off. A whole weekend with no dirty diapers. He really was a potty star this weekend and I was proud of the Dad work I am doing. I obviously was speaking his language this weekend!

Song: Zach Bryan - Holy Roller (feat. Sierra Ferrell)

Quote: "You hurry while I stand here, trying to recapture the past. And here you are, brushing it aside, the past of tomorrow, which is the present of today, you are brushing it aside as you string along, intent on your cheap present practical and physical desires and comfort. You fool! Wait, don’t hurry. Get out of my old house! And then on the way home, I think about the fool and the other fools, and myself a fool. Hurrying away the past of tomorrow, like I had hurried away the past of today, in the past. Fools, I think. Myself a fool. I must take it slow now and look at the present and say to myself: Look, John, hold the present now because someday it will be very precious. Hug it, and hold it. And just yesterday I was sauntering home thinking about the future. The future! What a fool, I, myself, a fool, hurrying.” ― Jack Kerouac

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bestsnow-white · 1 year

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Emma threw down her things as she came home from the sheriff office that afternoon. It was finally the weekend! And she was ready. “ Mom, I’m home” Emma called, heading into the living room. “ Hey, baby bro” she said, hugging Neal. “ I heard somebody used the potty. That’s awesome. “ But suddenly, the blonde felt a pain in her stomach. “ Speaking of, “ She instinctively bent down, going in her pants. Emma wasn’t sure if anyone knew about her… problem. But it had been happening more lately.

Snow smiled hearing her daughter walk in "Hello sweetie how was your day?" Snow greeted her daughter then she went to pick up her child's mess. Neal smiled seeing his big sister, he ran towards her to hug her, "Hey big sis what's like working with dad?" He asked and he eagerly nodded yea look Emmy, mommy said I get big boy pants if I keep making it to the potty, Yeah, Neal looked at his sister oddly Emmy are you go potty in your pants?" Neala asked, "Mommy mommy mommy Emmy mad a poopy," Neal ran looking for their mother adn Snow came to check on the commotion as she had been called "Emma baby are you okay?" Snow asked.

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mvndrvke · 2 years

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bad day sO imma stay out of IMs for the night bc i’m feeling poopy and not like chatting bUt yea maybe send me memes or something idk

#ooc post !#you know i'm doing Not Amazing when i wanna add more muses #the feral urge to add more sw muses #is it what people follow me for? no. but i love them and am a champion of coming up with bs verses to mess around with #anyway i might post something for plotting tomorrow

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thebuttsmcgee · 3 years

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#the butts chronicles #god today sucked so fucking bad. dear lord today sucked.#water. pipes and others having to go into my room to make holes cuz this house was built shittily.#I was at the pubilc park nearby for nearly 4 hours and even had an episode there! alone mostly but still an episode.#my finger was bleeding also. man today sucked. god.#and that shithead has to go back here to fix something. man this sucks. ughhh.#I would go to sleep but thatll make tomorrow be here and I dont want tomorrow. man.#stress is wack.#hopefully yall faired better today. and the rest of the week.#least el owl casa came back officially today. I really am glad about that. its sucha huge comfort.#memories and seeing new content whether fan made or official is always a wonderful delight.#I cant exactly enjoy it fully without feeling guilty tho. tho thats not exclusive to anything lol #but yea. poopy day

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cinnaminsvga · 3 years

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we can talk to you about poops?!? dang i've been wanting to overshare but no one to over share with😂 (this is not sarcastic like sometimes i really do want to overshare, i probably still won't but the fact you comfortably do makes me feel like this is a safe space lmao)

LMAOOOO are you new around here?? i think the only two constant things i talk about on this blog is yoongi and my horrendous bowel movements 🥴 and i think at one point, i even got an anon that was like “can you please stop talking about your poops” and i was like “no????? this is MY safe poop place and you are all just living in it”

yea idk i talk about my poops freely because who gives a fuck when none of yall actually know me irl so its not like i can face any consequences 😎 tho on the otherhand, @hobidreams actually DOES know me and i remember telling her about my wretched poops during the second time we ever met up so yea

#btw i drank a milkshake yesterday and wtf i didnt actually create a fecal jackson pollock for once 😎#we call that growth or wtvr LMAOOOO #i guess my stomach was like ‘u can have one good day’ so that it’ll build my hubris to the point where i’ll drink milk in public #and proceed to shit myself bc i thot i was safe #anyway!!!!! yea poopie funny heehee #Anonymous #answered

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biisexualemma · 3 years

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unrequited pt.2. peter parker

word count: 3.6k

warnings: anxiety, panic attack? i guess kind of

requested: yea a few people asked for this lol

plot: you haven’t seen peter for weeks and start to worry about him

a/n: i finished re-writing this late last night and i’ll be honest with you i haven’t checked it over so sorry if there are any mistakes but i’m tired sis goodnight! lmk if you like this! pls comment / share!

pt.1 / marvel masterlist / multi-fandom masterlist

"ned... you're so wrong for so many reasons," m.j.'s expression was flat, her eyes rolling before she continued to fight ned on who was really the strongest avenger. you were supposed to be working on a group project for your history class but somehow the topic of the avengers came up and the conversation derailed. ned was making a, somewhat, compelling case for the hulk but m.j. was clearly winning with her argument for wanda.

"nobody even knows the full extent of her powers... and the hulk? what? he's gonna smash some more?"

you sat quietly, chin in the palm of your hand, listening in and out of the conversation. you didn't really feel much like contributing. you would occasionally chime in to support m.j. but mostly you just heard the noise of their bickering and let it happen.

you didn't want to be that person, but your mind was (much to your frustration) completely consumed with thoughts of peter. and at the worst time, you had so many tests coming up, and essay deadlines were also creeping up on you. usually you were on top of this stuff, but your mind was preoccupied almost all the time.

because of peter, who was no where to be seen. in the past few weeks he had stopped showing up to school all together. ned said it was something to do with tony stark but you had a feeling it was more than that. you didn't know how to explain it.

you hadn't spoken to him in a long time now, and you didn't exactly leave things on good terms. it was the longest you'd gone without talking since peter called you a poopy head in the third grade.

you just couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong. especially since you had no idea what he was getting up to, peter was known to get himself into some messes when he was left to his own devices. and you just knew ned was lying to cover for his best friend but that only made you feel even more out of the loop.

everything felt a bit off without peter around, like something was missing. that, on top of the guilt and worry you were feeling, was turning your head to mush. last time you'd spoken to peter, he was erratic and wounded and desperate. something bad had to have happened for him to be gone this long.

the bell rang, signalling the end of your last period for the day, and the rest of the week seeing as it was a friday. you snapped out of your daze, jolting as your eyes focused back on your surroundings.

"what time did you say again, y/n?" your eyes drifted to m.j. who was collecting her notes on her desk, her eyes meetings yours, waiting for your answer. a crease formed between your eyebrows, you hadn't heard a word of the conversation before right now. m.j. seemed to realise this, rolling her eyes at you with a playful smile. you did this a lot lately, she was getting used to it. "homecoming? what time did you want to meet tonight?"

"oh," you nodded, still sitting at your desk as your classmates hustled around you. "right, homecoming— i— uh—"

"tell me you're still coming," ned interrupted, his eyes wide suddenly, clearly desperate that your answer was anything but no. "c'mon we've had this planned for ages!"

"no— yeah— of course i am," you nodded quickly to reassure him. "yeah— sorry— i just spaced. is seven good for you guys?"

they hummed in response, nodding.

you packed up your books, shoving them into your bag, still in a slight haze with all these thoughts running through your head about peter. you couldn't think about homecoming, it seemed trivial now compared to the worst case scenarios running through your mind. maybe you could try to call peter again? you thought to yourself as you quickly left the classroom, forgetting about m.j. and ned and homecoming, your muscle memory alone leading you to your locker.

you swapped out your books from your bag with the ones you needed to study from for your biology test next week. after slamming the locker door shut, a familiar face was met with yours.

"jesus," you muttered as he stood inches away from your face, your heart racing from the shock. clutching your books to your chest, after nearly having a heart attack, you let out a loud sigh and furrowed your eyebrows. "peter? where the hell have you been?" you regained some of your composure, enough to find some anger in you towards him. he was the last person you were expecting to see today.

"you're ok?" his usual soft brown eyes looked sunken and tired, his hair was scruffier than usual and his lips chapped as they hung open, his eyes scanning over you.

your mouth hung open to speak but he just shook his head as if answering his own question. he gripped your forearm, urging you to walk with him. you dug in your heels, yanking your arm back, wanting him to slow down and explain before you went anywhere with him. "will you just walk," he muttered sharply when you tried to resist him. "please," he softened quickly, his eyes meeting yours.

you frowned, uncomfortably shifting the stack of books in your arms as peter pulled you along behind him hastily. you watched his eyes shifting about the hallway as students weaved around the two of you, his grip not loosening for a second. he was definitely up to something stupid and dangerous that he absolutely should not be involved in.

he'd dragged you all the way out into the parking lot, pulling you aside and away from the crowd of people.

"what's going on? why do you look like— i mean no offence but— you look like crap," you couldn't help but show some level of concern. no matter how complicated your feelings were for him at the moment, he was still your best friend, and he looked like hell. you couldn't stop yourself from staring at him.

"i need you to just— stop talking and listen to me," the look in his eyes made your heart beat a bit faster, your eyes darting between his trying to understand his urgency. "you're not safe—"

"no— i'm fine—" you were never very good at doing what you were told. you glanced down at yourself, perfectly safe and standing in front of him. "see?—"

"no— no you're not," he gulped, his eyes darting away from yours for a split second. "i'm taking you home and you have to stay there. ok? please."

his voice was horse, cracking when he spoke. you didn't understand any of it. peter was the friendly neighbourhood spider-man, what the hell had he gotten himself into that had him this worked up?

you tilted your head slightly, he couldn't think you'd blindly do whatever he said. you needed some answers. "pete," you mumbled, shaking your head with a faint frown. "can't you just tell me what's going on? you're kinda' scaring me."

"i screwed up," his face contorted, his eyes screwing shut for a second and his nose scrunching. you were glued to him, following his mixed expressions trying to understand what was going through his head. he took a deep, shaky breath, running a hand through his hair. "and i know you— you hate me and the last thing you wanna' do is listen to me but i need you to do this for me."

"alright," you said after a moments hesitation. you just wanted him to relax. all your pent up anger and hurt that you'd felt over peter had dissipated quite quickly. you were too occupied with trying to ease some of his stress, and if that meant becoming a homebody for a few days, you would do it. "alright— don't worry. i've been putting off my english essay for a week now anyway, it's about time i cracked down on it."

you tried to ease the tension, act like he wasn't asking much of you. he let out a heavy sigh, looking over at you with those brown eyes. "it's homecoming tonight, i know w—"

"is it?" you feigned forgetfulness, not wanting to make him feel any worse than he already did. you shrugged. "i was never one for socialising anyway."

peter knew you better than that. he knew what he was asking you to give up. "i'm sorry," he took a step closer to you, his hands hovering in front of you, unsure that you wanted him to touch you. "i'm sorry you got dragged into this."

your eyes lingered on his hands before you pulled back up to his stare. you pursed your lips and shrugged. "i'd feel better about it if i knew what i was getting dragged into," you pulled away from your conversation for a second to slip your books into your bag. "walk me home and you can explain everything."

and he did. he told you all about the vulture, the weapons, what really happened during the decathlon trip. all of it. right up to when the vulture figured out his identity— which lead to him finding out about aunt may, about his friends, and about you. he told you about how he'd spent the past few weeks figuring out where the vulture's next major deal was being held, how he'd messed up so bad and how mr stark had taken his suit.

by the time he'd finished, your mouth hung open slightly. you didn't know how he'd been dealing with all of this by himself. spider-man helped old ladies cross the street and returned stolen bicycles, he didn't fight men in bird costumes to stop illegal sales of dangerous advanced weapon tech.

"peter, this sounds pretty dangerous," you spoke up after he told you about his plan to intercept the vulture's airplane heist. "don't you think you should just call happy? or tony? this sounds like iron man territory."

"i can't do that," he sighed. "besides, i already tried happy— he's not taking my calls right now. something about a time out."

you let out a heavy sigh, having taken everything in that he'd told you. you had reached your door, peter standing behind you with his hands stuffed in his pockets. you motioned for him to come in but he hesitated, opening his mouth to decline. "c'mon," you grabbed his arm and tugged gently. "this heist isn't happening 'til late tonight. you can keep me company 'til then."

"maybe, get some rest, too, you really do look like hell," he let you pull him inside, following behind you. he ignored the second dig you had now made about his appearance.

"may must've been pretty mad when she found out you'd been skipping school?" you collapsed onto your bed, crossing your legs over and watching peter perch himself on the edge of your bed. he leaned forward, his hand running over his face with sheer exhaustion.

"you have no idea," he groaned, holding his head up with the palm of his hand now. "i'm pretty much grounded for the rest of the year. and i have to send her a pic' of me sitting in every one of my classes from now on," you nodded, pursing your lips because that sounded about right. "but mainly she was worried."

"well, she wasn't the only one," he glanced at you over his shoulder, his eyes lingering there for a while. you breathed through your nose, looking away from him and down to your hands to give yourself a moment. you'd forgotten how difficult it was to have him look at you like that. "you just took off with no word, peter."

he turned his gaze away from you, focusing on the wall in front of him, his eyes glossy. for weeks that last conversation with you had been sitting at the back of his mind. he knew he'd handled everything in the worse possible way. he tried to protect you, hurt you by doing so, and then had everything he tried to protect you from blow up in his face anyway.

"i haven't been able to think clearly for weeks," you gulped, scared to meet his gaze again, in fear that you might lose your confidence. "i missed you. and i was worried out of my mind about you."

"y/n—" his voice was quiet.

"and i know i was the one who told you to leave. but i was hurt and sad. i'd convinced myself that you felt the same way, and when you—" you closed your eyes for a second, feeling him watching you. you hadn't been able to say any of this out loud for weeks and now it was just spilling out of you. "anyway— i shouldn't've punished you for that. they are my feelings i need to get over. it wasn't your fault and i'm sorry i made it seem like it was."

he shook his head faintly, sniffling slightly, catching your attention. "i screwed up," he shook his head a little harder, pushing himself up off your bed, his back turned to you. "i screwed up so bad," he ran his hand over his face, his thumb and forefinger pinching the bridge of his nose. your eyebrows knitted. "it wasn't supposed to turn out like this."

"don't," you shook your head, willing him to stop. "it's not your fault. i shouldn't have—"

he cut you off, turning to face you as he did. "i'm in love with you," his mouth hung open slightly, his eyes now stinging red. "i was in love with you then, and i'm in love with you now. i think i always will be."

your eyebrows unknitted, your mouth opening to speak but nothing came out. you watched his hand tug on the ends of his curls, his eyes locked onto you the entire time, trying to read your expression.

"i was trying to protect you and it went completely wrong—" his breathing was erratic. "i thought you'd be safer if i distanced myself—" the look on his face was breaking your heart. he knew how stupid it all sounded now he explained it out loud. "i screwed everything up— and now you're in more danger than ever— because of me."

"you— you—" your brain was trying to keep up. you shook your head. you had spent the past month telling yourself that everything you thought he'd felt for you wasn't real, that you'd over thought everything he'd ever done for you. you'd been telling yourself for a month to move on. "you didn't screw up, pete. i know you. whatever you did, you did for the right reasons."

the lump in your throat was growing as you tried to keep some kind of composure. it wouldn't do either of you any good to get upset with him when he was worked up like this. he didn't need to be told he'd made a mistake, he was already painfully aware.

"you don't— you—but— i—" he was hyperventilating, completely vulnerable as he fell apart in front of you.

"pete," you mumbled carefully, climbing over to where he was stood, hand in his hair and he pulled on the loose curls, his eyes wide with anxiety and stress. you moved your hands to his, pulling them down to his side and giving them a small squeeze. "calm down," you cooed. "everything will be ok."

you trailed your hands up to his shoulders, giving them a soft squeeze before pulling him into a tight hug. you wrapped your arms 'round his shoulders, one hand moving to the back of his head, running your fingers through his hair. his head ducked, burying into your neck, his arms wrapping around your waist in a desperate grip. his breathing was heavy at first, uneven and jagged as he clung onto you. your heart was beating out of your chest, you were sure he could hear it, but you held onto him as tight as you could, pressing your whole body against his trying to offer him as much comfort as you could.

after a while of standing around, holding each other, peter's breathing began to grow softer and slower. he began to notice the sweet scent lingering on your skin. his lips innocently hovering over the curve of your neck, breath fanning against your skin. you could feel goosebumps growing on your skin, the hair of your arms standing on end.

"better?" you mumbled softly. he gave you a faint nod in response, his lips leaving your skin as he pulled himself back from you. your hand slipped from in between his curls and down to the neck, your thumb brushing over his skin as he looked straight into your eyes. you gulped, eyelids fluttering.

he was a state to behold. his nose was pink, under eyes wet, your eyes trailed down to where his lips parted. he hiccuped a breath. you tried to push away the impulse to kiss him because he was clearly vulnerable. you didn't want him to later regret anything. "thanks," he mumbled breathlessly. "i don't know what happened there."

you pouted your lips, about to reply when peters eyes fluttered down your face, catching you off guard. his eyes lingered and you noticed his head tilting down and nearer, his lips catching onto yours before you could register what was happening. it was soft, gentle and didn't last longer than a couple seconds before you had to force yourself to pull away.

"peter— you're overwhelmed right now so maybe we shouldn—"

your whispers against his lips where cut short, he pressed his lips to yours again. unable to resist now he'd had a taste. his arms tightened around your waist, pulling you back flush against his chest. you swallowed a gasp, feeling his full weight behind the second kiss. his lips pushed against yours a little more desperately this time, you fell back a step, peter's arms where the only thing keeping you upright at this point.

both your hands where either side of his neck, trailing up into his hair where you pulled softly at the roots of his messy curls. he let out a soft moan against your lips, and you stumbled back once more, your thighs hitting your bed.

your hands quickly slipped down to his chest as you gently pried him off you. your head was spinning a little, his lips were plump and pink and the way he looked at you, with pure love and obsession, made you want to kiss him again and again.

"did you mean it?" you muttered breathlessly.

his eyes trailed back up from your lips, his gaze locking with yours again. he noticed the vulnerability and fear in your eyes now that he was paying you his full attention. he felt a wave of guilt hit him, knowing he was the one that put that look there.

"yeah," he hummed. "i did," he said with his chest. "i do. always will," he was breathless.

"you're not just saying it 'cause you've missed me?"

he shook his head quickly, shutting down any traces of doubt in your mind. "i have been in love with you since that summer we took that trip to coney island when you threw up after you ate too much cotton candy."

your scrunched up your nose at the memory. "gross."

he shrugged. "i don't know what to tell you. that's just when i knew."

your lips twitched into a small smile. "you should probably get some rest," you diverted the topic, trying hard not to kiss him again. he looked so tired. he had poured out months worth of anxiety and stress all in the past ten minutes. "you can't chase bad guys if you're half asleep."

he wore a half-hearted smile, his mind clearly flickering back to the task he had to take on later tonight.

"you can crash here if you want," you motioned to your bed.

"y'sure? i don't wanna get you in trouble."

"mom's working late, so you're good. plus she loves you, pete," your hands slipped down to his, giving them a quick squeeze of reassurance.

"sure she'll still love me when she finds out about us?" he quirked an eyebrow, the small smile on his lips was sloped and tired.

"m'sure," you hummed, biting back your growing smile at the word us. you moved him to sit on your bed again, his hands lazily holding yours. his eyelids fluttered as he looked up at you, a small crease forming between his eyebrows again. you could tell his mind was wandering again. "lie down, you need to rest or you're no good to anyone."

he nodded hesitantly and followed your instruction. "i'll sleep better with you next to me."

his voice was soft after you'd turned your back on him to leave him to rest. you rolled your eyes faintly, smile tugging your lips again. "is that right?"

he hummed, his arms outstretched, waiting for you to fall into them. you dragged your feet back over to him, biting the inside of your cheek, the corner of your lip twitching upwards. "there's a scientific reason behind it but my brain's too sleepy to think right now, so you'll have to take my word for it."

his words slurred together, his eyes rolling slightly the longer he forced them open. you just nodded. "alright, spidey, just this once."

"hm," he hummed as you climbed in next to him, his arms wrapping around you and immediately pulling you against his chest. "thanks," he muttered, his lips pressed against the top of your head. "don't know what i'd do without you."

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king-bee-sting · 4 years

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Hello, it's the "poop" anon from days ago and I still have no idea what I intended to type but my auto correct decided for me 🤧 sO NO YOURE NOT POOP OK!!!!! ANYWWY- ... Could I ask for some huggies scenario with Xiao? I wanna break this man... In a good way. Let him give in 😳 let him just rest on s/o's chest 🤧 arm, whatever. OR MAYBE THEIR LAP.......... Idk,I just probably need something warm in general! I leave it to you, you're doing an amazing job ♥️ thanks~

This was so not based on the fact that i am very cold rn

- mod ein

Hugging Scenarios: Xiao

Why you weren't in the safety of your home you never knew. Winter had fallen upon Liyue and many are currently within their walls, warming themselves by their hearths. Many excluding you. You had made the trek from your home to the Wangshu Inn for the sole purpose of visiting the aloof adepti that resides there. You had wanted to try making your own almond tofu and wished for him to taste it and tell you what he thought. However, you didn't quite anticipate the depth of the local temperature. You did indeed bundle up, but it seemed the cold just went right through you.

Making your way to the top of the inn, you were greeted by Goldet and Huai'an.

"Goodness, (y/n)!" Goldet exclaimed. "You poor dear, you must be freezing! Come sit down and relax, I'll bring you a hot cup of tea to warm you up!"

Thanking Goldet, you started conversation with Huai'an.

"Evening, (y/n)," he greeted. "Would you like a blanket?"

"Oh, no, thank you," you denied. "I'll be just fine don't you worry."

Goldet quickly returns with you tea and you graciously accept. The lovely boss lady gave you a look and darted her eyes toward the stairs, clearly telling you that the sole reason you even came here was currently present.

Sending her a grin, you started the ascent to the upper balcony. Walking through the doorway, your gaze landed on the figure of the Adepti.

"Xiao!" You called, practically skipping towards the man.

"(Y/n)!" He gasped, looking your bundled form up and down. "Aren't you cold?"

"With Goldet's tea? Never," you giggled. You pulled out your small basket from the crook of your elbow and lifted up the cloth, exposing what was underneath.

"I made you this. I think you'll like it!~"

Xiao accepted the small plate you had offered, "You made almond tofu? I'm sure it'll be amazing."

The last sentence was uttered under his breath and you were unsure whether he wanted you to hear it. You simply smiled it off and looked at him expectantly.

Taking the offered fork, Xiao brought the tofu up to his mouth and took a bite, a tiny blush spreading across his cheeks.

"I-it's delicious!" He exclaimed, quickly taking another bite. You clapped your hands and cheered.

The rest of the evening was spent in each other's company, sharing adventures or sinple mundane stories, you doing most of the speaking. All the while, Xiao's amber gaze never left your form, soaking in your words. As night descended, so did the temperature causing you to start shivering. However, the Adepti never seemed to be bothered. He was still in original, light outift!

Rubbing your arms for some friction, you leaned against the railing of the balcony with Xiao, looking out across the plains of Liyue.

"Perhaps you should go inside and warm up," Xiao suggested.

"Yea, but you don't really like going inside," you pointed out. "Besides, it's just the cold. I'll be okay. Unless... You have any other ideas?~"

Xiao seemed skeptical and lost.

"Other ideas?"

Testing your luck, you inched closer to your companion. As soon as you made contact with his own body, he immediately tensed. Leaning softly into his side, you rested your head on his shoulder.

"Ideas like this." Your eyes never left the mountain range, watching mist swirl around. However, Xiao's attention was on you. His eyes wide, he drank in your appearance. Your hanfu complimented your natural glow, your shawl adding a cute fluffy look, your hair elegantly framing your face, your button nose, your rosy cheeks, he acknowledged it all. You seemed so at peace around him and he never understood why. Why you always greeted him with a smile, why you sought out his presence, why you never seemed intimidated or afraid of him.

He was someone who fought evil every waking hour. Someone who was dangerous. Someone who seemed more a demon than the ones he fought.

He had all the time to ponder your actions, your emotions, your selflessness.

And how you made him him feel.

However, for now, he'll simply stay by your side, warming you up.

BUAHAH IDK HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS BUT HERE POOPIE

- mod ein

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heyitsyn · 3 years

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Manager!Seijoh Part 8

a/n: okay so since my halloween special was a flop ill write this instead but uwuwuwuwu its also my birthday today so hehe this is kinda a special request too :D

WAIT YOU GUYS THIS IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT IF YOURE NOT A POTTERHEAD BUT OMG I SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS SIRIUS BLACK LIKE WHAT :”) I THINK I SAVED A COUNTRY IN MY PAST LIFE OR SOMETHING :”)

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

anon:

- IF IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY! omg :0 i think we can all agree that the ramen shop will get GOOD BUSINESS that day. but it was a total surprise when the upperclassmen basically JUMP you after exiting your last class. vball practice? deliberately cancelled cuz today is YOUR day. kyo leading you, iwa making sure your eyes are closed while oikawa keeps teasing you on how you’re letting a group of men take you BLIND (cue the PUNCH). your smile is worth the XXX amount spent c,:

LOOK HOW CUTE MATTSUHANA ARE IN THIS LIKE OMG ITS LIKE IWAOI SPIRIT SWITCHED W THEIRS AND NOW IWAOI HAVE TO PULL THEM APART INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND

okay yay happy birthday to me uwu

i kinda put this request off since my borfday was right around the corner so hahaha to the anon who requested this, here it is!!!

okay anyways!!!

so today is your borfday

obvs this could be any day lmao it doesnt have to be today but it can be any day just pretend the calendar was different lmao

you were born today and your parents and natsu obvs celebrated it the morning you woke up

like you were peacefully holding your squirtle plushie and snuggling close to get more sleep bc it was still early

but natsu quite literally kicked your door down and your parents walked in with a large cake with candles

STEPBRO WHAT ARE YOU-

okay ill stop now

ofc you were startled bc what the hek

like you were so surprised that you rolled off the bed and landed harshly on the floor

instead of being yanno ‘yey! its my borfday!’ you were like ‘dear asahi kill me’

waking you up at the buttcrack of dawn?

lmao 10/10 not recommend

natsu felt really bad and he pulled you up from the floor and situated you back on the bed while your parents backtracked back downstairs

‘ohmygosh babygirl im so sorry i didnt mean to hulk smash you to the floor’

im sorry sir what 💀

this whore

you waved him off but he still felt guilty so he just pressed kisses to your forehead to soothe it

meanwhile youre just leaning against him, eyes closed, bc you grew up with natsu always doing this whenever you got hurt so it was such a soff moment for you

eventually, he was able to bring you downstairs and your parents were lowkey scared lmao but you smiled at them

‘thank you for the cake’

they breathed a sigh of relief and you sat down on the chair to eat breakfast

‘here darling’

you accepted the bowl of rice from your madre and you ate your birthday breakfast with them while yall are saving the cake for later during dinner

when you finished, you were getting up and shouting up the stairs that you were showering first

hehe natsu was all like ‘lmao why? its like 4 in the morning’

you froze, foot hovering over a step and you sighed

‘excuse me what 💀‘

yea no

you were dragged back to the kitchen and you were all pouty bc duh who the hek wants to wake up that early but your parents saved themselves by giving you your parents early

(literally anything you guys want they gave you okay? but only like 3 lmao not a bajillion things)

you were still grateful for everything and you felt very much appreciated

since it was still early, you just decided to screw it and got ready to go to school early and set up the gym for early morning practice

natsu volunteered to go with you to school but you shook your head

‘nah, im okay. the walk is peaceful’

he huffed, crossing his arms, but nodded anyways

‘fine. only because its your birthday’

hehehehe the amount of freedom during your day of birth

you were of course the first one in the gym but you didnt mind bc you actually liked the quietness that was so rare inside there

you turned on some (f/m) (lmao favorite/music) and you were sweeping, unknowingly swaying and dancing slightly

at around 5:40, the third years have arrived and since theyre the eldest, they usually get there first

omg the blush explosion on their faces when they saw you twirling around with the mop and ofc oikawa being the little poopie head he is, he swooped in and held your waist

you got startled but seeing the soft brown eyes of your captain made a soft smile appear on your face

‘hello, oikawa-san’

you whispered and he nuzzled his face to the side of your head softly

‘morning, y/n-chan’

before he could go on, iwa threw him away behind him and you giggled

mattsun raised an eyebrow at your odd behavior

‘hm? why are you so happy today, y/n-chan?’

you stopped then chuckled

‘nothing much, mattsun-san’

you didnt really want to tell them it was your birthday bc tbh you didnt think it was a big deal or anything

the others werent complaining bc they rarely see you so lively and upbeat and they loved it

you were humming under your breath for gods sake

the other boys have trickled in and again, they also went ‘?’

your soft smiles, giggles, and joy was everything to them

god bless for this beautiful morning

poor kindaichi cowered in fright as he braced himself for a scolding from you for missing a block but he got even more scared when you just patted his head

‘its okay, yuu-kun. there’s always a next time’

yea there was something wrong

unfortunately, school was starting and they weren’t able to start questioning you and there aint no way kindaichi and kunimi were going to do that themselves without the upperclassmen who could calm you down if you got too defensive

you were skipping down the hallway and you even looped your arms around your first year friends and they shared a confused look before being dragged by you

during class, darling kunimi was too busy and distracted by your quiet singing of some show that takeru watched when you were over

‘KUNIMI-SAN, IS MATH SO BORING THAT YOU FIND INTEREST ON L/N-SAN INSTEAD?’

yes, yes it is

but he didnt say that and instead turned away so fast that you felt the wind beside you

DID A 180 CRAZY~~~

he texted the separate bros group chat about you still being all happy and they were all curious as to what makes you so happy

during lunch time, kindaichi usually went over to go eat with you and kunimi right?

but he was surprised when he just saw kunimi there without you

‘wh-’

‘i dont know’

‘what do you mean you dont know?!’

nah fam we not dying yet

natsu texted you earlier that he had a bento for you that he made himself and he wanted you to eat it instead of the one your mom made

you were passing by the building entrance door thingy and caught the attention of the third years who were at the rooftop eating their lunch

there was also other students outside and they watched your flowery aura skip over to the equally attractive hiroshi natsu

‘y/n-chan~’

he cooed and you smiled up at him

curse him and his tall height

he let you hold the f/c cloth covered box so he could cup your face and kiss over your booboo again

‘wo mow, matsu-’

translation: no more, natsu!

you whined as he kept kissing your forehead and you were turning red at the attention from the other students

dang oikawa crushed his juice box at the sight even though he knew natsu was just a cousin

‘ill save you, y/n-chan!’

he shouted, already flying down the stairs towards you and the other third years after him to keep him from doing something stupid

but they also lowkey wanna see you too

but by the time they reached the entrance, you were already walking away and even passed by the quartet, giving them a close-eyed smile and a cute ‘hello!’

the 3 were distracted by you and were coddling you while oikawa ran out and shouted after natsu’s retreating form

‘natsu! oi, natsu!’

as if the boy was purposely ignoring him, natsu kept walking forward

‘HIROSHI NATSU!’

his scream finally made him turn around and natsu’s face held a teasing smirk

‘oya? chibi-chan?’

KDJFSLFDFKDSJKFD YES YOU CALLED?

oikawa huffed and panted as he firmly walked over to natsu

‘tell me, hiroshi natsu. why is y/n-chan all cutesy and happy today?’

then the smirk fell, replaced by an actual, genuine annoyed look

‘hah?’

oikawa blinked

‘what do you mean ‘hah’?’

natsu waved his hands around in a frenzy of shock

‘so you mean to tell me, you, oikawa tooru, the dude who literally woke up the neighborhood at the buttcrack of dawn a few weeks ago, in love with my cousin, doesn’t know what today is?’

‘was i supposed to,,,, know?’

KSDLFJSDKFJDS THIS DUDE

natsu’s face became a meme and the guy was so disappointed that he just turned around and continued walking

oikawa gasped and clutched natsu’s arm, begging and pleading to tell him

ofc the little shite natsu is, he smirked down at oikawa’s kneeling form

‘hmm, gotta say, chibi-kun. i like this view~’

KDSLFJSDKFJLSDKFJDKS WHOS CHILD ARE YOU, HIROSHI NATSU

‘tell me, natsu-chan!’

the puppy eyes of oikawa tooru not only affected girls but also boys fully socked homosexual boys so natsu had to turn away, fighting down a blush

stay loyal to katsuki

wait, no, probably tetsu

or kenma

or both

or keiji

‘-me! natsu-chan!’

that snapped the pink-haired boy out of his thoughts and crossed his arms, glaring down at oikawa

‘hm, why do you wanna know so bad? youre on your knees, begging me for information you shouldve already known since you claim to like her so much’

oikawa pouted and he sniffled

‘i wanna know everything about y/n-chan. i wanna know what today is so i can make her as happy as she is today forever!’

‘youre so cheesy’

natsu chided and oikawa pouted even harder causing natsu to sigh and pinch his nose

‘the girl was born today’

oikawa’s face lit up and he hurriedly stood on his feet, hands on natsu’s biceps since he could barely reach natsu’s shoulders bc of his 6′5 height

‘its her birthday today?!’

‘i literally just said that-’

‘oh my gosh! we need to plan something!’

oikawa started but then frowned

‘but we’re in school so it would be too late to do a surprise when we finish’

his mumbles

filled their vicinity and natsu finally realized where exactly they were so he tugged the still mumbling boy over to the side out of people’s view

ohmygosh if i saw 2 handsome, tall, hot boys there, id be staring too omg

‘oi, oikawa’

he still didnt budge until natsu had to kick him at the leg

rip not his knee yall

tooru flinched and hatefully glared at the boy but natsu pointedly glared at him right back

‘before you start bitching to me, i was just gonna suggest i can help you and your little plan to woo my baby cousin’

as if he wasn’t irritated in the first place, tooru lit up and he excitedly clung onto natsu

‘really? you’ll really help me?’

natsu rolled his eyes and tried to pry the brunette off of him but he felt the grip tighten

‘listen, oikawa, as much as i like having pretty boys hang on to me, i’d really appreciate if you just back off a bit and actually understand what im saying’

can i just say how long their lunch break is?

and not at natsu trying to get with oikawa and oikawa completely missing it

‘you can go do your education scam system thing while i can go set things up over at that one noodle place she likes’

natsu explained

oikawa was about to smile until he paused and leaned away

‘theres a catch. i know theres a catch’

then natsu smirked, confirming oikawa’s suspicion

‘ill think about what i really want but for now, i just wanna see that one doggie boy you guys have. also, your friend with the big arms’

lmao imagine the surprise in oikawa’s face

‘YOU GO FOR THEM BUT NOT ME?!’

‘why? you want me to?’

‘YES! i mean, well-no but YES!’

‘*sigh*’

thats how oikawa ended up telling the boys about the last minute birthday surprise for you and the help from natsu

‘yea, apparently its her birthday. also, iwa-chan, kyoken-chan, you need to talk to natsu-chan’

‘hah?! why?!’

‘THAT IDIOT?!’

you were minding your own business during class until you saw kunimi raise his hand

‘yes, kunimi-kun?’

‘bathroom’

normally, you wouldve just looked away but you noticed him grab his bag when the teacher wasn’t looking which prompted you to sigh since he was skipping class

i mean, whats the point of skipping class when the day is about to be over in like 15 minutes anyways?

‘make sure to come to practice’

you whispered when he passed and he smiled, making you raise an eyebrow bc that was a smile you knew that had a hidden meaning behind it

when the bell rang, everyone nyoomed themselves out of there and you were just walking past the door when a body came crashing to you which made you distracted and allowed a chance of vulnerability

there was a pair of hands covered your eyes from behind, hands grabbed your own from in front, and an arm around your waist started to guide you forward

‘um, just so you know, i have the power of god, anime, and iwa-san by my side and i wont hesitate to kick you in the di-’

‘its so cute when y/n-chan threatens us’

a voice from in front of you hums and you smiled

‘you wont think im really cute once youre on the floor clutching your di-’

‘oi, y/n, ill wash your tongue with soap’

‘yes, iwa-san’

you continued to walk, completely trusting at the hands of your boys, when you felt yourself being pulled to turn a corner

‘iwa-san? aren’t we going to the gym? why are we exiting the gates?’

the boys exchanged a look of amazement at your sense of intuition and the accuracy of your guess despite being deprived of your senses

‘dont think you can lie to us, y/n-chan! how could you not tell us its your birthday today?!’

you heard mattsun a few feet in front of you whine and you giggled

‘its not important’

then kyotani scoffed, you knowing it was him by feeling him twitch by the arm around your waist

‘boke, of course its important’

‘so your punishment for lying to us, we’re kidnapping you’

makki teased and you rolled your eyes beneath iwa’s hands

‘oh, shiver me timbers’

the walk continued, you still being dragged around, and you heard oikawa laugh

‘oh dear, its a sight to see, ain’t it? if only you can see the looks people are giving us, y/n-chan~ a group of boys taking a little girl like you? how could you trust us to not do something to you-ACK!’

you cut him off when you lifted your foot to kick right where it hurts the most

forget his weewee

its the knee

poor child crumbled to the floor and had to be picked up by baby watari

‘oh wata-cchi, youre the only one who cares about oikawa-san!’

you heavily sighed at the exagerrated theatrics of your captain

‘the one day. the one day when he could be a normal person for once’

you grumbled but stopped when you heard iwa laugh by your ear

‘he’s right you know. you technically lied to us when we asked if there was something special’

you shivered and you leaned your head back

‘its okay, iwa-san. we can talk about it after this event. make sure to give me my present, okay?’

SKDLFJSDKFJDSKFLDS GIRL NO I CANT I WANNA JUMP-

but iwa chuckled and he promised you that you would love his present

kyotani’s arm tightened around you, as if prompting you that he was still there and he wanted your attention too

‘careful there, pup’

he warned when you almost tripped over air

‘hehe, i know ill always be safe when youre next to me, kyo-san’

you teased and he was lucky your eyes were covered bc you would see the way his cheeks tinted red

‘s-shut up, idiot! maybe i shouldve just let you fall and hit your head! not like its gonna do damage since theres nothing there anyways!’

you just giggled and he retaliated by pinching your waist to which you squealed and gripped his hands

then the smell of the ramen broth entered your nose

‘are we-?’

‘nope! not there yet, y/n-chan!’

oikawa’s voice made you whine and complain but then he stopped, making everyone else stop too

‘okay, iwa-chan, kyoken-chan, release her!’

both grumbled something about you being treated like a pokemon but stopped when your eyes widened and contorted into confusion

‘huh?’

oikawa grinned and your eyes met to see the way his eyes crinkled, a tell-tale sign that this one was a rare genuine smile

‘come on! lets go!’

you let him take you inside the restaurant until your feet stopped, eyes wide when you noticed the streamers and the cake by the corner

your parents stood with natsu by the table and a large smile decorated your face

‘you,, you did this for me?’

you whispered and the team made noises of agreement

‘we had to do something for you to celebrate the day you were born. its a special day because you came into the world and we were able to meet you’

yahaba grinned and you gave him a big hug but you leaned back a bit so that the others would know you’re talking to them too

‘everyone, thank you. i love you’

they all scoffed a bit to hide their flustered state but they still smiled and each gave you a hug

‘oi! come here and eat the food! oikawa’s paying today!’

natsu shouted, which caught the attention of some customers in the restaurant, but they just ignored it bc theyve seen you and the team so many times that yall practically lived there

‘what?! i didnt-’

oikawa started but your mother came up to him and clasped her hands to his, sharing the same exact grin you have

‘you must be oikawa tooru. y/n has told me loads about you’

excuse him while he descends to heaven bc your mother is practically another you

iwa was already acquainted with your dad so they started talking and you just stood back, observing your two families interact with each other

you were so unbelievably happy that it hurts

kindaichi noticed you and he slinked away from the debate between makki and mattsun to go sling an arm around you

‘so? what do you think?’

you turned to him with glassy eyes

‘im so blessed. so blessed to have these amazing people with me’

poor babie panicked a bit bc he didnt really know how to comfort a crying girl but he just wrapped his arms around you

‘hehe, its kinda the other way around actually. we’re blessed to have someone like you’

he whispered and you giggled then playfully hit his shoulder

‘so cheesy, yuu-kun’

he leaned away from the hug and gave you an offended look

‘but its true! i dont know what we did to have-’

‘Y/N-CHAN! NO! HELP!’

oikawa shouted from the other side, cutting off your soft moment with kindaichi

‘what are you doing, natsu?’

you noticed your cousin wrapping his arms around your captain and trying to drag him away but poor tooru was scrambling to escape

‘we made a deal, didnt we, darling~? i know what i want now and youre going to have to give me you’

oikawa screamed

a/n: can we please pretend i posted this on november 3? bc i was dumb and forgot to post this and KLDJLSDKFJDSKD IM SO ANGRY but its okay at least i am able to publish this haha

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aestheticvoyage2022 · 2 years

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Day 53: Tuesday February 22, 2022 - “Poop”

Basketball season hasn’t been nearly as exciting as football was, and even if they win we don’t get the same opportunities for singing the fight song and fun chants from the band. I assure William that it won’t be like this every year, and we have to take the bad with the good. But yea, buddy, you’re right its not fun watching turnovers and having our team play from behind...but twice in the past few days, thats what we did! First on Saturday, Sparty lost at home on national TV to Illinois, and we got a call from my Illini friend Ben while Lion wore his special Sparty bibs. And then tonight, on the road in Iowa, wearing his new cool hoody, another poopy diaper face to match the blowout on ESPN. My hawkeye buddy Scott was nice enough to share the nugget that this is only the 10th time of the 924 games Izzo has coached, that his team lost by 26+ points, and now two of those 10 were to Iowa. Cheer Cheer Cheer, I guess. But don’t worry William - Spartan basketball will see better days, and hey at least Wilbur has his Wildcats up to #2 going into March. Sounds like we need to be Zona fans for the rest of this year!

Song: Matt Stell - Everywhere But On

Quote: “Heaven, hell, purgatory: they’re not just for the dead, they are very much a part of living. The three primary modes of life—winning, losing, and waiting. Everything else we do falls on the spectrum between these three big ones.” ― A.D. Aliwat

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h4nabi-archived · 3 years

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Happy Holidays!

so since i couldn’t have got through these five months with any of your support, i wanted to give you a small thank you!

— first and foremost, my lovely followers

I REALLY LOVE ALL 248 OF YOU LIKE REALLY! i’m so glad to have you guys on this journey with me. i really wouldn’t be anywhere with you. i see you all, whether that be a like or a reblog, i see you and i really appreciate everything you’ve done for me. you guys are the reason i grow and are the reason i can have a platform on here. I hope that the old babes have been having a great time here on my account and i hope that the newer ones have too. i am thankful for all of you, old or new. i honestly didn’t think i’d have this many lolz but i do and i’m so thankful for that. I hope i make you guys proud and just know that you can always hit me up about anything because I LOVE ALL OF YOU

and to my mutuals,

— @its-diablito

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! you were one of my first mutuals and i’m so glad that we met. ok we don’t talk much rn but i want you to know that you are so funny and so nice and you actually were one of the first people to make this app enjoyable for me :) so think you and i hope you have a WONDERFUL HOLIDAYS

— @kirichigo

you are one of the funniest people i’ve met on this app and i love seeing you on my dash cutie. i remember meeting you and think you were so cool omg and i always loved talking to you! i love the ed sh****n talks and the loona talks sooo much like i haven’t had a friend who likes kpop in years. you and idra are so special to me for that lol. anyway i’d follow you to the end of the earth (or whatever new account you make) and i hope we can grow closer babes :)

— @fairyoomi

I LUV U MY KPOP BESTIE! omg you are so nice. i really love talking to you and just bs’ing in your inbox. you are so sweet to me and i genuinely feel nice when we talk! i love talking about kpop to you and i loved just spamming your asks with shit during MAMA. you make tumblr so fun for me and i hope we can grow closer because ily. it’s funny because i’ve seen you on my dash for a while and i never would have thought we would because mutuals but again thank you ☺️

— @miyasangel

isa...i love you so much. you were one of my inspirations to write on here and i’m so glad we are mutuals. ik we don’t talk but you are like the reason i actually have fun on tumblr. without you and your server i wouldn’t have met you and everyone else and i’m so thankful for that. you are so kind like i can’t explain it. you are a joy to see in my dash and i hope we can get closer because again ily. i hope you and your family have a wonderful holidays!

— @rinataro

STELLA ILY! you are so sweet babe and you really helped me when i was feeling shitty like last week. im so glad that i could talk to you and i’m so glad to have someone who understands how i feel about this poopy app. i really appreciate you for supporting me and for your nice messages :) i really hope that we grow closer because i would love to have a friend like you (a voice of reason lol) i wish you the best babes

— @rilacry

lola i’m so glad i met you. you are so cute and so sweet to me i really love talking to you. i really loved waking up to your message today too omg it made me feel so good. i wanna definitely get closer to you like i really really think you’re so nice to talk to. i love seeing you on my dash and i love just being mutuals with you. next year we are definitely gonna get closer >:( also you like loona so that automatically makes me love you <3

— @tsukiidayo

:(((((YOU ARE SO NICE TO ME IT HURTS. you are one of the overall warm-hearted people ik and i’m so glad we became mutuals. you are like one of my biggest supporters and i really really love you for that. i wanna talk to you more because i can just tell that you are a wonderful person/friend babes. we kiss now

— @4fterh0urs

hi sexy *bits lip* anyway YOU ARE SO FUNNY I LOVE SEEING YOU ON MY DASH. i really love talking to you about bs and even though you judge me on my music taste, i still appreciate how nice you have been to me. ur like a uh cousin. like at those family reunions. the ones that you just wanna be around. yea. you make tumblr very very very fun and i hope we can become closer :)

— @iwaizooming

one word: AMAZING. i love talking to you and thank you for also checking in on me that one day:( you coming in my inbox was so nice like really loved talking to you and you are really good to me. i didn’t feel awkward talking to you and i really hope we can talk more because i really really loved it :)) i also love seeing you on my dash and i could just give you hundreds of kisses omg ily. you are simply amazing and i’m really glad we become mutuals:)

— everyone else i missed

THANK YOU FOR MAKING TUMBLR FUN FOR ME. i love all of my mutuals and i see all of you as friends :) you guys really made these past 5 months fun for me and i love seeing you all on my dash. i really hope to make more memories with you because i love every single one of you and you guys can always come into my inbox or my messages anytime YUP

again special thanks to everyone who have made this year great for me. uh ik i was repetitive but i’m bad at words so yeah. i hope everyone have a happy holidays and new years and i hope that 2021 brings everyone joy 🤩 I also hope that everyone’s anime boyfriends/girlfriends apear under the tree. AND TSUKISHIMA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE BE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT

love, Zya 🤍

#i know christmas is over for most of you lol #anyway i love you #this is my new years notes too so don’t expect one 😠#♫ — interviews #tumblr stop reformatting my thing challenge

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spxcemuses · 3 years

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(( Holy shit episode 9 + 10 of Rick and Morty were crazy!!! but I’ll break it down into bullet points- Also gonna make a Crow Rick verse potentially cause that is badass- Also Rick muse is probably gonna be clawing at me for a few days too- (spoilers below; don’t read if you don’t like spoilers!)

EPISODE 9:

Damn the tension between Rick and Morty is NOT good... And Rick “replaced” him with two crows...But in fair point, Morty had filled his portal gun w/o permission and has a portal in his hand now. Also nice to see that Rick is technically the problem with both Morty/that other guy from the asylum (forgot his name)

Morty/the stranger go destroy Rick’s place and screw things over w/lizard ppl, and Rick goes to find his crows...

Yea the stranger was a fucking psycho and tried to murder Morty?? Holy shit! Also his hand is cut off (with the stranger too)! Also Rick is getting his ass kicked, again-

noOOOO Rick’s moving away from the crows and like them/Morty feels awful about it 😭... idk if he’ll come back but god damn it i about cried cause they’re leaving- and now it’s Rick and Two Crows, not Rick and Morty 😔... but being empathetic from Rick is a lot better/such a good change holy shit, I can’t believe he is able to learn a lesson to care about others/having more ppl in your lives.

EPISODE 10:

Rick is a hero(?) now and has an anime like opening omg i’m cackling- Also the Rick and Two Crows show is comin on strong lmaooo

Rick is deadass trying to stay away from Morty isn’t he?? I guess that’s good? I dunno... but oh, he comes back?? Guess the Crow Rick didn’t last long. And Morty you asshole why’d you turn 40 to emotionally manipulate your grandpa, like grandpa like grandson I guess

Wait, they made a new Citadel?! What the hell... and a Morty president! And the Morty President is inviting them for dinner?? Ooh-

Oh shit the pres Morty captured them! (and a funny Stan Lee like Rick pops in to reference the first season) And holy shit?? They fuckin have tons of Ricks and Mortys and it’s been a process in where there’s “infinite”! Ooh President Morty you bastard-

HOLY FUCKING SHTI EVIL MORTY- FIGHT HIM RICK- AND THERE’S A WHOLE LOCKDOWN OF THE CITADEL- AND VIOLENCE-

YOOO THE STORY FROM THE PAST IS FUCKING CANON?! D UDE the whole backstory is so in depth-

Evil Morty fucking created a black hole?? for what purpose?? Did Rick and Morty make it in the end?? And Morty has a yellow portal?! New adventures?? The ending is confusing, tbh-

Mr. Poopy Butthole returns! But poor guy, he’s going through some problems :(... and gives us a lesson! The relationship and trust between grandpa and grandson will likely be less abusive/toxic now on, I think... but like?? It was a mind-bender

#( spacing out. ) | ooc #rick and morty #rick and morty spoilers

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... 𝑼𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑫𝒆𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔...

➶ TXT’s Reaction to Being Jealous

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Genre: A bunch of fluff and one baby spoon of angst

Warnings: None

Song Recommendation: Girlfriend

(It’s my brother’s bday today and I don’t know what to give him bc a sis is broke❤️)

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Yeonjun:

*Okay, so if you intentionally made him jealous (or not, either way)

*He would be the poutiest ᵇᵃᵇʸ you’ve seen

*Ofc he trusts you, it’s just that he doesn’t trust the other people he just met :3

*Especially if he had a weird gut feeling about them

*Poor ᵇᵃᵇʸ just wants your attention ok

*N E ways, this ᵇᵃᵇʸ would be all over you- giving you kisses on the cheekies, back hugs in front of the person that you were talking to, or swinging your hand held with his

*Would like you to leave right away with him but you aren’t budging and that’s pissing him off a little bit

*After saying your goodbyes to them, he would drag you home and you were confused as to why he was mad

*I wonder why

*Please make it up to him by cuddling and giving him your utmost attention ! pls

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Choi Soobin:

*Yea so let’s just say that you were talking about your boss- and spending a lot of time with them

*You told him all about the long day you had that contained a lot of new memories with a friend

*You’d go on and on, and he noticed that you kept talking about the new, cool boss

*As if he wasn’t cooler than our soob >:(

*Normally, Soobders doesn’t get jealous bc he knows you wouldn’t betray him, but something seemed off by how happy you were being

*You would figure out that something was wrong since his soft cheekies seemed a bit down (if you catch my drift)

*Oh no the ᵇᵃᵇʸ is sad now !!

*Nothing seemed to work as you nagged on why he was sad

*He would just spill out random excuses until you got the idea

*Kisses and hugs would be the way to go with a sad Soobin and he’d spill out everything !

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Choi Beomgyu:

*Here’s the part of my unofficial bias even though im an ot5

*You were supposed to be spending time with Beombeary but you were on your phone texting someone

*>:( hey give him all your attention pls

*At first he would find it okay, but when you started to giggle at your phone- boy was he finished with your stupid poopy head (im sorry i get really aggressive when ᵇᵃᵇʸ isn’t even appreciated)

*Why did you have to give that person a lot of attention, but not him?

*dO yoU nOt LoVe hIm??? Ofc he was kidding unless...?

*Somehow, he’d find a way for you to love him with all of your might !

*He’d mock you like a lot and you’d figure out that ᵇᵃᵇʸ was jealous

*Tease him a little bit and he’d engulf you into a tickle session <3

*And then you’d tell him that he’s your only baby, aka the only way it should be when you’re beomgyu’s significant other

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Kang Taehyun:

(no, this gif... my poor heart can’t take it!)

*Awwe our little ᵇᵃᵇʸ he’s so precious ! this is why i don’t have a bias

*Since Hyun actually has a brain cell, he doesn’t get jealous very often so it’s very rare if he does

*When he feels the green monster taking over his mind, he would first push it away since he knows you love him

*But that same green monster was boom boom boom- reverberating through his head

*poor ᵇᵃᵇʸ would be thinking that he wasn’t good enough for you

*Suddenly, he’d act very cold towards you and he would say no words

*Something was off with him, you thought as soon as he entered the room

*The aura hit d i f f e r e n t and not in a good way when he was upset :(

*You’d have to penetrate that barrier by complimenting him until he flourishes

*Love him as much as he deserves ! which is a whole eternity bc he deserves the whole world

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Huening Kai:

*Young ᵇᵃᵇʸ does not know a lot about a relationship me either

*But he knows that you would not betray him

*right..?

*So when you looked like you were getting closer to a boy/girl, he would feel all these confusing emotions

*Yes, he trusts you- it’s just that he feels like he isn’t what you deserve

*But he totally is :(

*You’d have to get him out of his shell with a lot of attention

*Can you give him affection im begging

*Just enough to make him blush

*then he would spill his feelings- to the part where it started and the ending where you told him that you loved him

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Posted: 8/5/20- Added to Queue

(Edit: i was reading it again today and there were so many errors !! I apologize if you already saw ~~)

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