#can't tag for the life of me

[kneecoal-mooma]

No one: Literally no one: My brain when I have exams: Now what AUs can I come up with...?

Okay, but like.

Harry Potter and the 12 Dancing Princesses AU, but it's the Weasleys.

And also there is literally no similarities, bUT think about it!

During the First Wizarding War, let's say that 'Oh no! Molly and Arthur die!', which leaves Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred and George parentless. The Weasley parents die before Ron and Ginny are born, so basically they aren't characters in this.

But like, imagine the Marauders looking after them while the war is still happening, so the five of them have a nice life until Voldemort kills James and Lily, which causes Sirius's arrest, Lupin having to go into hiding and Peter, well, Peter is still there but as a rat, so they're parentless again.

So, this time they were officially adopted by the Malfoys, but they don't particularly care for them and are more intent in getting out their 'blood traitorness' removed from them, by enforcing rules and schedules and not letting them have time for themselves.

Of course, this would be in the Daily Prophet as it looks like Lucius and Narcissa are 'becoming good people' by adopting a bunch of kids, but because it's in the newspaper, Sirius would see Peter Pettigrew in the paper, essentially moving the whole of the Prisoner of Azkaban plot 10+ years earlier.

Anyway, so Bill goes off to Hogwarts, leaving Charlie, Percy and the twins alone with the Malfoys. George manages to befriend Dobby, while Fred attempts to find as many loopholes in the rules as possible. Percy is convinced the only way they'd be able to escape the Manor is when Bill graduates, but Charlie is determined to get out earlier than that.

One day, they're all sitting around the table together and Lucius mentions that Sirius has escaped Azkaban. Charlie and Percy can remember the times when they lived with him and are sure that he is coming to save them.

During the Christmas holidays, Bill comes home and they whisper to him about the news of Sirius, causing them all to be on the lookout for him, in case they spot him walking past.

(They never do, but they see a dog passing by a number of times.)

One day, Sirius sneaks inside the Malfoy Manor with the help of Dobby, and reveals himself inside their room one night.

Immediately, Charlie tells him how bad their life sucks now, and asks him to take them back. Sirius, who didn't even think they were living with the Malfoys and who just wanted to kill Pettigrew, reluctantly agrees as long as they bring the rat.

However, Lucius was creeping around at night, and enters the room at the noise. Bill starts stuttering an excuse, but Sirius is just about ready to rip his throat out, so Lucius pulls out his wand while Sirius grabs Bill's.

Now, obviously they duel, but Lucius wins because he's using his own wand and Sirius is tired enough as it is. And just like great parenting, he punishes the kids for Sirius's break in.

As a silent rebellion, George asks Dobby if there's a secret area they could go where Lucius couldn't find them. He shows them some sort of a 'Room of Requirement' in their room and they spend time in there instead of sleeping, feeling thrilled about disobeying behind Lucius's back.

Like in the original film, Lucius begins to become suspicious as they keep falling asleep during their breakfast. He finds out about the 'Room of Requirement' via Dobby because of how the loyalty thing works, and manages to get inside and tries to burn down the room while they're in there.

Fortunately for the Weasleys, Sirius has recruited Remus after telling him about Peter and Lucius and they arrive just in time to save the children.

While Sirius is going off at Lucius, Remus is seriously close on murdering Peter. The Weasleys are horrified that Scabbers was indeed not Scabbers but the man who they had viewed as a parental figure. Remus tells George to tell Dobby to apparate them to Grimmauld Place.

And basically Sirius is declared innocent as they give the evidence of Peter's betrayal to the Ministry and he legally adopts the Weasleys again, with Remus helping raise them up.

Basic crash-course:

The princesses: Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George

Twyla: Dobby

Rowena: Lucius, Narcissa

Derek: Sirius, Remus

Or, if you didn't bother reading any of that:

The Weasleys x The 12 Dancing Princesses Except That Half The Plot of the Original Film Isn't Quite Important At All And Nothing Quite Matches Up Except For Like 3 Key Points Or Something (I don't know, I didn't count.)

#hp #harry potter #the weasleys #the maraunders #malfoys #God help me #what has my life come to #i love the Malfoys somewhat but they were the only people who fit the role of the villains alright #12 dancing princesses minus 7 #i hate this God awful fandom #cursed crossover #i love coming up with fic ideas while I'm writing #can't tag for the life of me #sorry not sorry #THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE ORIGINAL AT THIS POINT

[caffeine-and-computers]

being a writer is spelling disembowelment correctly on the first try but somehow always screwing up definitliely

#writeblr #writer problems #creative writing #writing #writer #fiction #fiction writing #write #writers #writers on tumblr #writer life #spelling #speling misteaks #that last tag pained me to type #but seriously #we're writers why can't we spell #writing words is literally our whole thing #writing struggle #writing stuff #shitpost #writer vibes #too many tags #writer's problems #writer's life #writer's block #writer's thoughts #writerscommunity #writers and poets

[risibledeer]

JOEL OF THE SMALL BEANS VARIETY. I’ve spent the last few hours of my life running his hardcore series while I do my homework. Probably not very efficient of me but hey background noise! I initially meant for it to be just a sketch but I have the very bad habit of wanting to colour everything even when I don’t have time.

#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #trafficblr #life series #third life #empires smp #? #Spoilers/ edit #Hermitcraft #I can't believe I get to tag this hermitcraft #I've been watching this man for years #He's an eleven foot tall humble god #No seriously though #I watched him go from a non builder to an amazing one #A non pvper and parkourer (?) to A+ in MCC #AND NOW NON HERMIT TO HERMIT #me art

[mizgnomer]

Interviewer: [Because there's a Doctor Who reference in Good Omens], does that mean David Tennant, the actor, exists in the Good Omens universe?

David Tennant and Michael Sheen discuss Doctor Who in the Good Omens Universe (and good Doctors)

Source [ comicbook.com ]

#good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #go2 #go2 spoilers #gos2 #gos2 spoilers #good omens 2 #doctor who #ineffable husbands #tagging for spoilers because i suppose this is one #even though I doubt it really gives away anything in the plot #but it is adorable #and michael can't pass up the opportunity to give david a hard time #bless them both #stuff i posted #doctor who and good omens #two loves of my life coming together #originally the videos weren't showing up for me due to my ad blockers #good omens spoilers

[zhukzucraft]

new official Real Life TM heights

#real life smp #skizzleman #bigbstatz #trafficblr #mcyt #real life spoilers #what a wild tag omg #also btw if anyone is booping me - my system seems to be broken and i can't see it :C

[tapakah0]

Eh, almost forgot ;~;; Commission for sweet @celestialrose3 ;;~;;; Thank you so much *bows*

#rottmnt #I am always very nervous when I draw commissions that are related to someone's story... how to explain it... #No matter how many times you might tell me that it's okay #I can't put it in the words because it sounds stupid and silly #but #you see #It's CAS #cass fanart tag #and it is commission #I ALWAYS FEEL NERVOUS TO POST COMMISSIONS YES I DID THEM FOR SOMEONE BUT they might be related to someone's story or comic and I sit and #think “Can I show it? Isn't it irritating? Am I even allowed to take commission related to it??” I“M SORRY I'M FIGHTING WITH THIS FEELING #ALL MY LIFE #okay no I can't explain it it's just my stupid brain that feels very nervous about such a topic and wants to hide everything related to it #You saw nothing but I just needed to put it into words to feel a little better about it #*hides*

[muffinlance]

Do you get the impression the live action is treating us like utter morons?? Like I thought that making it aimed at an older audience would open the doors for more subtle story telling, but no, they're just using monologues to tell us eveything! Like in the second episode Katara's like 'oh his power isn't that he's the avatar, it's that he ~connects~ to people'. Girl we're not idiots we can see that!! And the first episode with Aang's goddawful 'I don't want this responsibility' monologue

THIS, YES. The word that keeps coming to mind is definitely "subtlety". The show for literal children? Had it. The remake for adults? Not so much.

#This is literally Storytelling 101: Show Don't Tell #I'm sorry scriptwriters I know you were working before your union won minimal staffing in writers' rooms and decent pay and all that #but You Know What You Did #Also cgi artists plz unionize #A few more hours on Momo would have maybe taken him further out of the nightmare monkey puppet category #I know some people are reporting him as cute #But all I can see is a creature from the Magnus Archives #that thing is the skin of Momo being worn by something that doesn't quite move right underneath #And maybe it is looking for a better fit #Don't let it touch you adorable child actor Aang #avatar the last airbender #atla #natla #Anyone looking to block the live action posts I'll be tagging all of these with that natla tag going forward #But yeah not going to post about it much #I came I saw I deemed it not worth the hours of my life it asked #I can literally write a better Avatar AU than this #Anyway back to Toph beating up Blind Zuko! #*write write write" #(their big budget fanfic can't hurt me it can only introduce more fans to the original)

[skellagirl]

Gordon/Barney/Alyx is really really funny to me conceptually bc it's like, two hot geniuses in their 20s who look at the 40-something smartass who hangs around and go 'yeah that guy. we both want him carnally'

#and they're SO right #half life #half life 2 #gordon freeman #alyx vance #barney calhoun #freemance #valhoun #freehounce #idk what the hell their poly ship name is sorry lol #(me. posting about a ship with an age gap on the 'can't be normal about age gap ships' website: #SURE HOPE THERE ISN'T ANY AGE GAP DISCOURSE IN HERE) #this was the first time I've drawn any of these characters in LITERAL YEARS and. wow........ #feels so crazy that this was the fandom that got me to join tumblr in the first place (in 2011!!!!) and I used to draw them ALL THE TIME #interests change I guess #but I think I'll always come back to hl and portal occasionally. they're too much a part of my dna at this point LOL #my art #description in alt text #oh my god I just went back through my half life tag and the last time I drew these three was when I drew that freehounce meme LMAOOO #how serendipitious

[raticalshoez]

"Back when you cared about me."

"I still care, Etho."

//

DISKAKWKDNWKW SECRET LIFE HAS BEEN FULL OF BOAT BOYS WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELLLLLL /pos

#I HATE THEM ACTUALLY NOW COULD THEY DO THIS FJDJSMAMS #sigh....... #SIGH............. #trafficblr #ethoslab #smallishbeans #secret life smp #i needed to draw these mfs why are they like this #anyways joel was so right fandom goes INSANE at the boat boys sighting #CAN THIS EVEN BE CONSIDERED CRUMBS. THIS WHOLE INTERACTION DESTROYED ME. AS LITTLE AS IT WAS. #also please ignore the fact that i've gottan joel's life series merch wrong 💀 #i refused to make this piece angsty....I REFUSE TO FEED INTO THE VOICES #(i say as i've already listened to them by making this) #boat boys #can't forget that tag

[yourmumsc0ck]

to the person that religiously posted "day *number* without Ezra" for almost 5 solid years, I hope you're coping okay rn

#I can't find their tag for the life of me #star wars #ezra bridger #ahsoka tano #sabine wren #ahsoka show #ahsoka series #ahsoka spoilers #star wars rebels #hera syndulla #kanan jarrus

[anewp0tat0]

it doesn't feel real to me fellas. but I don't have time to sit by and chat and unload unfortunately so I'll just drop this and be on my way, cya kind folks very soon ✌️

not professional but I liked how his eye looked goddang it. I knew I was screwing myself but I did it anyway

#don't worry ill actually be screaming in my reblogs now and again if I dont get to make a post soon with my tremendous mound of m #messy words #guyz😫 i watched it 3 days ago and i still cant believe it happened #it's definetly cause i dropped out of the anticipation train for the last like what 5 months? just slapped me like a truck with a hand #bb jeezez christ im so happy fellas it's so goofy and best of all it feels safe(I COULD BE VERY WRONG) #ya know me tho. things in life be pretty tough so i keep my hoping and optimisim for the escapism spaces 🙏😌 #anyway i can't stick around and tag ramble im afriad. if i don't come back soon #at the very least count on me during the summer! #.... but also no way im not atleast watching what everyone will be saying about this season #i have an ambition to draw something small after every episode release. so we'll see! #kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitsuji fanart #fanart #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #digital art #weston college arc #black butler anime #kuroshitsuji anime #kuroshitsuji: kishuku gakkou hen

[0xeyedaisy]

Random stuff

#incredibox #sepbox #monart #spiders #Okay time to dump my thoughts in the tags #The first doodle was drawn cuz it had rained recently #I thought Edgar would enjoy the rain (assuming it doesn't rain in the depths) #The Watcher doodle was me thinking about how the Watcher watches over everyone #He sends out his little spider minions to spy on ppl! #He sees everything through their eyes #The Edgar comic is what I imagine he did when he left the depths #While the docs say that they only found his jewerly and crown at the Gateway #I like to think that Edgar saw this new place and immediately stripped naked. Cuz it's funnier that way #He decided to leave his past life as the prince at the gate with his royal clothes and jewerly #or something like that #The last doodle is how I imagine Tam's illness spread across his face #The documents don't mention how exactly he got the illness #I thought maybe it started from an innocuous scratch #He lost his eye cuz it straigh up rotted away #Annnnd that's about it #I'm always thinking about this mod as you can tell. So sad I can't draw every idea I have orz #Anyway I'll contunie having thoughts and patiently waiting for v8

[alicornze7]

The pacing is a wee bit weird but this took 2 whole days so bear with me here

(oh God it's even cheesier than the first post)

The aftermath

#She let the puppy out in the cold:( #i'm delusional #i can't draw creases and hands for the life of me #this was funnier in my head #I guess the lineart improved #A bit... #I wanna unalive myself rn #this was so rushed story-wise #The shame is killing me #This is what I get for being an introvert ig #And also attention seeking twerp #Alr enough yapping here's the actual tags #tadc comic #ribbun #gangle x jax #jax x gangle #tadc gangle #tadc jax #they are an old married couple<3 #You could suggest some tags in the replies if ya want;-; #Not like anybody reads the tags anyways #Yes I am determined to make this my biggest post yet #And yes I have no idea how to do comic compositions/layouts

[il-predestinato]

Charles Leclerc... he can race on the razor edge of perfection, he can go wheel-to-wheel against the very best at 300+ kph, he can win a grand prix with the throttle stuck at 30%, he can overtake on the outside of Copse, but he definitely cannot park a fucking car to save his life. 🫣

Oh boy, this is a long one.

1. Our most recent display - struggling to park next to a smart car, that's right, a smart car (January 31, 2023):

2. Parking crooked beside the no parking sign at the grocery store (January 29, 2023):

3. A trifecta fail of parking A) in the intersection, B) on the pedestrian crosswalk, and C) on the sidewalk (March 1, 2022)... I'm speechless:

4. Parking half of his car in Lando's space (Canada 2022):

5. It's possible that no one has ever informed him the pedestrian crosswalk/intersection is not a parking spot (August 21, 2021): 😭

6. Missing the spot when there are literally zero cars beside him (July 11, 2022):

7. A fan recount of Charles attempting to park in Melbourne before giving up altogether (Australia 2022):

8. Parking fail 6 years ago... yeah, not much has changed since then:

9. Parking within the lines is... not within his ability (examples - many):

10. There are goddamn lines, Sharl (July 16, 2023):

11. UPDATE - How many attempts does it take to parallel park? 😭 (March 13, 2024 via martiverre)

In conclusion, I can't believe this bitch has a super license but parks like this and doesn't get his ass towed every other day. 🙈

#charles leclerc #f1 #* #my edit #psa: charles leclerc can't park a car to save his life #i finally found his driving weakness: parking a car 1) not illegally and 2) within the lines #mission: impossible for sharl #pls tell me in the tags that y'all can park better than this guy 😭😭😭 #for reference #fave #laugh tag

[atlantis-area]

TAEMIN - Danger (Inkigayo, 140817)

#Taemin #Lee Taemin #Danger #giffedbyme #solo: taemin #era: ace #analook #skyehi #dailyshinee #kpopccc #kpopstages #ksoloists #malegroupsnet #ultkpopnetwork #dailybg #I've been lately in a Danger mood #And I haven't giffed a Danger stage in months! January in fact #I can call myself one of Danger biggest defenders #That's how much it means to me #It's that good to me #My jam for life #Can't wait for acebytaemin's tags hehe :)

[whitestnoise]

#the fall of the house of usher #mike flanagan #tfothou #tfothouedit #flanaverse #(mine) #(i was looking for a generic gif set to put my little thoughties in the tags but there aren't any???) #(or not yet maybe??? hrmpff so i'll do it myself then!) #it really is becoming a flanaverse - again there were little things and phrasings carried over from the other shows #i can only remember the carcass of a house right now but there were more #i can't wait to see everybody's little posts and theories and comparisons!!! 😻 #what i haven't seen yet and will come up probably is the angle of the opiod epidemic #some speeches sounded like they came right our of the other netflix series painkiller #which makes me think those quotes might be verbatim lifted from real life although they are so out there that they sound made up (?) #i don't know enough about it but it struck me as too much of a coincidence #spoilers