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#character: derek morgan
redhoodie1723 · 1 year
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i have more,,, pls do u y’all want to see more
edit: part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 part 8
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reidiot · 8 months
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she's a 10, but she'll drop everything to watch a criminal minds episode that she's already seen hundreds of times before
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demonicbaby666 · 1 year
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Nap Time
one shot | Criminal Minds Masterlist | Masterlists
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: BAU family x Reader
Genre: drabble/office fun
Words: 651
A/N- I legit hate the title for this but my brain is not working and I cannot think of anything else. Anyways enjoy!
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It was already 7pm and you still had work to do, knowing exhaustion was already subduing your body you decided the best course of action would be to take a nap in your secret napping area. You were certain no one knew you’d often creep under your desk during long workdays and sneak in a little rest bite. You did a quick scan of the room to check if anyone could see you before ducking under your desk and draping a shawl over you. 
Setting a timer for 30 minutes, you let sleep steadily wash over your body, curled up nice and secure in your napping nook. When your eyes fluttered open, it was not by your alarm going off, the absence of the sound was reassuring as you had yet to feel fully rejuvenated. Though your head perked up when there was a flash right before your eyes and you squinted at the assaulting bright light. 
Laughing in front on you was Morgan holding up his phone, your chair was pushed to the side and realisation dawned on you that you had been discovered. The moment Morgan saw you becoming alert, he went into action mode and tried to run off. You grabbed his ankle trying to hoist yourself up and simultaneously stop him from running off with the embarrassing evidence he had just obtained. Hitting your head on the desk you still manged to trip Morgan, but he was quick on his feet to recover and threw his phone to Rossi unexpectedly.
When he looked at the phone and back to your disgruntled state a burst of laughter erupted from his lips. “Now that’s a keeper. Look you can see the pool of dribble!” He teased.
“Rossi delete that!” You called out, finally emerging fully from the once peaceful sanctuary of your desk. You power walked over to the older man trying to reach for the pesky device in his hand, but he didn’t give you the opportunity to grab the phone as he threw it to Emily. Who in turn bit her bottom lip trying not to laugh, her attempt was very unsuccessful. 
With the phone seeming to continuously be out of reach you felt like you were prey in a den of lions, they had you playing a game of cat and mouse. You darted from agent to agent, losing more and more of your dignity as they all beheld the image of you sleeping peacefully. 
“Reid come on!” you shouted as the phone was once again thrown, this time to JJ. Out of everyone in the team you believed JJ was the most sensible and considerate. So, what came next was a complete shock.
“I’m sorry.” She said with a tight-lipped smile looking sympathetically at you. Everyone’s phone in the office dinged and you threw her head back in frustration. Guess there was no more desk naps for you.
“I hate you guys.” you huffed, pulling out your own phone to look at the monstrous photo you’d yet to have the privilege of seeing. 
Beyond pissed off you made your way to JJ and whispered in her ear, “I’m going to get you back for this later. Sleep with one eye open you beautiful monster.” A chill ran down the blonde’s spine and when she turned to look at you wide eyed you couldn’t help but cackle at the fear plastered on her face.
Yanking the phone from her hand, you walked over and shoved it into Morgan’s chest, “You’re going to pay for this baldy. Big time.” 
Morgan burst out laughing and pulled you in, draping his arm around your shoulder, he ruffled your hair, “Whatever you say tiny.” 
When you sat back at your desk Hotch appeared above you sporting his signature smirk, “Good nap?”
Your reply came in the form of a groan as you defeatedly smacked your head against the desk. 
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pathologicalrambler · 15 days
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it’s always the jock, the nerd and their dad
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i think im funny
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thisgirlisonfayeeer · 10 months
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BAU!Reader Instagram (Pt. II)
note: aaahh!! thank you for the love for my first post! I'm quite fond of the instagram format posts so here's more 🥹🫶🏼
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mrshotch
BAU Jet
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mrshotch my team favorites ❤️
bbgirlgarcia I miss my kisses @/derekmorgan! 🥺
derekmorgan @/bbgirlgarcia almost home babygirl 😘
mrshotchner i left my phone for 5 minutes @/derekmorgan!! 😤 you two look cute though won't delete
jjlamontagne @/mrshotch right???
derekmorgan @/mrshotch 😇
emprentiss awww yuck i know for a fact I'm @/mrshotch's favorite
mrshotch @/emprentiss yes you are and I already miss you so much!!
ahotchner @/mrshotch not your husband?
mrshotch @/ahotchner you're also my boss so no 😁
derekmorgan smells like trouble in paradise 🫢
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mrshotch
Banff
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mrshotch 30 degrees out here yet somehow I feel hot 🥵 how did i get so lucky @/ahotchner 😍
dave.rossi good to see you kids enjoying your vacation
derekmorgan damn @/ahotchner 🔥🔥
emprentiss your camera might be broken how did @/ahotchner look this good?
ahotchner @/emprentiss 🙄
bbgirlgarcia 😮 our boss!! used!! an emoji!!
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mrshotch
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mrshotch I asked him if he'd still love me if I was a worm, we had a long argument about it, and now we're good ☺️ love you @/ahotchner 💕
ahotchner I still don't know why you'd be a worm, but I'll love you the same sweetheart
bbgirlgarcia GOD I SHIP YOU TWO SO BAD 🥰🥰
doctorreid But that's not even a worm. That's a millipede which are arthropods under class diplopoda. Millipedes have legs which you can see right there. They have an exoskeleton whereas worms don't have them. Fun fact, millipedes are actually some of the oldest creatures to live on land.
emprentiss why did I even read all of this
doctorreid also what worm would you even be @/mrshotch? there are lots of worms which are classified under three main phyla: Platyhelminthes, Nematoda, and Annelida. I think Hotch will love you if you were an earthworm. But if you were a tapeworm or ringworm or any other parasitic worm, I don't think so.
derekmorgan @/doctorreid🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
mrshotch @/doctorreid🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
jjlamontagne @/doctorreid🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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mrshotch
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mrshotch 3rd valentine's with the boss/husband 💕
mrshotch thank you @/bbgirlcarcia for hooking me up on the cute pen 🤗
bbgirlgarcia @/mrshotch just give us more hotch babies asap!
mrshotch @/bbgirlcarcia on it 😉
emprentiss @/mrshotch ew too much information
derekmorgan @/mrshotch ew too much information
emprentiss @/derekmorgan jinx u owe me a soda
ahotchner I love you, sweetheart
mrshotch @/ahotchner I love you too, bub 😘💕
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dcvidsrossi · 1 year
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Emily: What am I most afraid of? Hmm, let's see...
Reid: Global warming. And getting a ‘B’.
Rossi: The phone ringing in the middle of the night.
Hotch: I'm too much of a perfectionist.
Rossi: Aaron, this isn't a job interview.
Hotch: Oh, man. Job interviews.
Morgan: Nothing.
Reid: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?
Morgan: No, I don't like them. They're shifty.
Will: Losing JJ.
JJ: Aww. Hotel bedspreads.
Will:
Penelope: Never getting my driver's license. Or getting one but the picture sucks.
Emily: Dying alone.
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entrop-y · 3 months
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i know it was almost certainly unintentional, but watching season eleven, it really seems like reid just has devastatingly hopeless, unrequited feelings for morgan
the online discussion of ‘queer coding’ in criminal minds often leaves a lot to be desired (and often fundamentally misunderstands what queer coding is) so i am not even arguing that—especially by season eleven—reid is an explicitly/intentionally queer coded character, but the dynamic of their relationship (the specific dialogue, the body language, and how reid handles morgan’s departure) just accidentally, but so clearly, frame it that way
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dronningreid · 2 months
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I propose a toast to all the BAU agents who left.
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reinanova · 1 month
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what are some of the unspoken rules of the BAU?
obviously we’ve got “no inter-team profiling” but what else is there?
for example: “parties are always hosted at the rossi mansion” and “mandatory team movie nights with popcorn”
this may or may not be related to a fic idea i had/want to write and i’ve got some ideas of unspoken rules but if you have more please lmk!
(can be as serious or as silly as you’d like)
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I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls
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masterwords · 7 months
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masterwords halloween party
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Welcome to my Halloween party!
From October 1st - 31st, I'd like to challenge you to create something with October/Halloween vibes. Anything from a bucket full of sweet treats to roll around in to a total bloodbath. The catch?
It has to be Criminal Minds.
You can write fic (any ship, gen, self-insert, world-building, AU, meta, headcanons, crossovers...whatever you want to craft with words), create art or moodboards or playlists or whatever your heart desires. I want to keep it simple and easy to participate, just have fun.
If you're interested, read below the cut for a list of prompts you're welcome to use, details and a few simple rules!
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🎃 Tricks:
As if the case isn't grisly enough, now the hotel might be haunted.
Alternatively: The BAU is haunted
Anderson? There hasn't been an Anderson here in thirty years.
Childhood fear exposed
New fear unlocked
A near death experience acquaints a character with the Grim Reaper
Unsub AU
Back from the dead
Spooky campfire stories
Horror movie AU
Vampire AU
Zombie Apocalypse
The team plays with a Ouija board
"That isn't fake blood."
Power goes out during a thunderstorm
Someone's costume triggers Character A and Character B helps
The entire BAU ends up in a murder castle ala H.H. Holmes
🍭 Treats:
Taking the kids trick or treating
Office Halloween party
Pumpkin Patch/Corn Maze/Hay Ride
Cozy backyard bonfire
Haunted House/Carnival/County Fair/Spook Show date night
Characters make their relationship public with couples costumes
Operation: make Derek Morgan like Halloween
Character A is hurt/sick and has to skip Halloween. Character B brings Halloween to them.
Masquerade Ball
Character A surprises Character B with a sexy costume
The team is traveling on Halloween and makes the best of it
Scary movie night at Reid's place
Pumpkin carving contest
Doing yard work is unexpectedly fun when you have piles of leaves to jump into
Two people show up to a work party in the same costume
Character A relentlessly tries to scare Character B.
I have a bunch more prompts, so if you don't see something here but want something a little more specific you can send me an ask and I'll try to help you out. You do not have to use any of these to participate or ask permission to use them. Just take them or don't, totally up to you. I'd love to help you brainstorm so feel free to reach out! (You are welcome to combine these with Whumptober, Kinktober, etc. Double up! Triple! Quadruple!)
Please note: This is a challenge for you to do the creating, not a list of items to request of me. (I will be participating though.)
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👻 Rules:
Must be Criminal Minds. Any character or ship, gen, self-insert, OC...whatever, but it has to be CM. This includes the main show, Suspect Behavior, Beyond Borders and Criminal Minds: Evolution.
Explicit sex/smut is allowed but you must be 18 or older. I will not add your fic to the masterlist or interact at all if there isn't clear indication that you are 18+.
Please warn/tag appropriately
No ship shaming, kink shaming, character hate etc please. This is a Halloween party, it's bound to get dark but let's not be mean!
Please tag me in your creation so I can add it to the masterlist and share it with everyone! (You can post here or send an AO3/other app link, up to you!)
Happy Haunting!
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pathologicalrambler · 1 month
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I’m a feminist obviously…
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toogay2besaved · 3 months
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✨PLEASE show me your very first comfort character VS your most recent! If you have multiple please show!! ✨
I’ll go first
Miss honey from Matilda
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Now Emily Prentiss (honestly been her for a long time)
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dark-blue-dark-blue · 2 years
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CM as Reductress headlines
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thanks @goobzoop for helping me put this together!
more headlines by me:
pt. 2 pt. 3
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