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pteridofyte · 3 years

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hq as things people have said to me while i was driving!

tl;dr, my friends and family are very “do as i say, not as i do”

in celebration of my new driver’s license!! figured this would be fun to do :3 a reblog would make my day!! or what you think about the characters’ placements!

feat. the haikyuu characters!!

note: the “//” separates two characters or two groups, but they’re meant to be read together in the scenario! first quote goes to the first on the list, second to the second :)

“speeding is dangerous, you shouldn’t ever do it. unless you want to.”

>> sugawara, matsukawa, kenma, tanaka, ennoshita (but he’s the one actively speeding as he says this), tsukishima, suna

“you’re not allowed to have more than two people in the car, you’re too young.” + “so what if there was five of us?? nobody died!”

>> matsukawa//hanamaki (with the rest of seijoh), takeda//probably any of the rest of karasuno, including ukai, akaashi//bokuto, kiyoko//tanaka, and kita//atsumu

“stop light means stop. stop sign also means stop. crosswalk with people means stop. just stop all the time and you’ll be fine.”

>> daichi (ok mister rule follower), ushijima, yaku, shibayama, hinata (he cannot stop talking in the car i think it’s nerves), aran

*white knuckling the steering wheel* “i’m not an anxious driver.”

>> asahi, yamaguchi, yachi, ushijima, lev, aone (but he doesn’t deny it he’s just White Knuckling), akaashi, kageyama

“school zone? that’s stupid. it should be ‘kids haven’t learned to cross the street properly yet’ zone.”

>> atsumu, futakuchi, noya, bokuto (but he still stops for Every Single Kid), tsukishima, semi

“if you don’t stop with the deer puns i’ll actually hit the next one.” + “oh dear.”

>> hanamaki + oikawa, sakusa + atsumu, konoha (yes. both.), kenma + kuroo, ushijima + tendou (but ushi is actually scared he’s going to hit a deer), iwaizumi + oikawa

“i’m a jaywalker. don’t sabotage my crime area of expertise, grandma.”

>> sugawara, osamu, kuroo (u can’t tell me ur not able to hear that in his voice), fukunaga, tanaka and/or noya

i know comedy is low here but u should join my taglist and reblog this + some other works woo :3

#haikyuu!!#haikyu x reader #haikyū!!#haikyuu fluff #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu writing #rbs are appreciated!

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shingia · 3 years

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don’t mind me i’m just putting the links to every hq tiktok that i like so that i can watch them again without scrolling for hours :)

update : i hit the 100 links limit, i gotta do another post 💀💀

— PRETTY FUNNY

songs i wish i didn’t associate with the nekoma players

atsumu getting yanked by saeko

hq lines as inspirational quotes

a redhead with insane blocks...

bokuto has some racism in his bag

seijoh third years in big fucking trouble

mirrors by justin timberlake x hq boys getting hit by the ball

hinata and kageyama jumping bc they’re lost

karasuno’s first years going bowling | msby edition

hq boys as m&ms 💀

daichi’s coming out (ft. suga and asahi)

atsumu is asked out AGAIN (ft. the rest of inarizaki)

osamu apologizing to suna 💀

shiratorizawa guessing what tendou’s listening to

« i’m passing the phone to » : seijoh edition

bokuto kuroo and oikawa being kidnapped

seijoh’s powerpoint night | another one

nekoma&fukurōdani’s joint ppt night

pov : kags asked suga how warm the bench was all season

kuroo’s private story

pov : the shiratorizawa vball team walks past you after losing to karasuno

— SO FUNNY I SCREAMED

« i’m semi i stay automatic » 💀💀

what the inarizaki boys smell like (except it’s so fucking specific 💀)

tsukki finds out his discord kitten is kenma

kuroo’s lookalike that has me rolling

tsukki and yams lookalikes that have me rolling even more

atsumu’s thoughts on suna’s 🍑

mad dog in middle school

bokuto with that drip 🥵

the twins arguing + atsumu’s p!ss kink?

suga slander 💀

tsukki as a dog

— WHOLESOME

tsukki’s laugh ✨

haikyuu stage play making the ships feel canon

bokuto saying « akaashi »

tsukki and noya’s friendship <33

bokuto hugging different team’s members

yamaguchi doing the same pose as tanaka and hinata :((

hq ships as 2000/2010s love songs <3

a suga edit that warms my heart

this tsukkiyams scene <3

kuroo dyeing kenma’s hair 🥺

just this kid saying inarizaki’s names 🥰

asahi lifting hinata while the others praise him

— I’M A SIMP

timeskip stageplay (esp tsukki omfg)

i don’t have a type *cue middle blockers*

« name something you’d like to have two on your bed » - « tsukishima’s »

just... just suna’s scenes

one of kags’ best scenes

the twins with brown hair

it’s daichi simp time

just- imagine semi playing this riff :o

just.. the captains <3 also, terushima sounds like an absolute moron

this atsumu animation 😳 (shoutout to @u-make-my-heart-tsumtsum)

suna doing the bare minimum :’)

head empty, just this edit of the setters

hq x artbreeder 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

— BREAK MY HEART GO AHEAD

tanaka best role model

0.5 seconds from every hq episode

— FANARTS & ANIMATIONS (includes simping :] )

hq x pirate AU

hq x tarot cards

just iwa being *chef’s kiss*

hq x 24k magic

tokyo drift but it’s kageyama

ONE OF THE BEST KENMA FANART

realistic kageyama (post timeskip)

realistic suga (post timeskip)

hqbabies🙌🏼hqbabies🙌🏼hqbabies

the cause of my death ft. suna | the other cause if my death (still ft. suna 🤒)

BOKUTO WITH KUROO’S COLORS | TSUKKI WITH SUNA’S COLORS | OMI WITH USHI’S COLORS

this soft tsukki fanart 💕

timeskip semi :o | timeskip terushima :o | timeskip kita 🥺

suna, bestie, i can’t do this anymore | I SAID I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE | OK BYE I’M OUT

— OTHERS

tiktok that will convince my friends to watch hq | this one too

hq characters as gorillaz songs

tanaka deserves more love 🙌🏼

idk how to name this one but it’s really cool

#i need to do something with my life 😐😐#—!twittumblr

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tscmu · 3 years

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Some headcanons for the Hq boys and how they propose to their s/o?

HI YES THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF I LOVE WRITING ABOUT PLS okay so u didnt really specify which boys so im gonna go for ones that i can picture proposing that sounded weird ok-

characters; koushi sugawara, satori tendou, kenma kozume, osamu miya + tooru oikawa oK LETS GO

koushi sugawara

- pls he’d make it so heartfelt and meaningful HHH I LOVE HIM~ - he’d want to make you feel how much he loved you, like actually feel it in your heart - i feel like he’d tell a FEW people, probably only get daichi to help AHAHAH - bruh asahi would probably have a mental breakdown and tanaka would snitch💔💔 - but he’d have an idea of what you both wanted i think, you wouldve spoken it over before defos - he’d want it to not be that public, just the two of you - so it’d be at like a hiking trail you both go on or something, a place that means loads to both of you but isn’t there for the world to see - and then...…came the day - he knew how much you picked up on little details so he had to be sneak sneak ten thousand™ - “hey, wanna go out on that one walk up *insert name of place idk*? ok ok ok i’ll get ur coat sugar” - EEEEEEEEEEE - he was trying his absolute best to keep it together - he knew you’d most likely say yes, so he wasn’t TOO scared, but it was still SCARY LIKE- - and then u got to the place he wanted to propose - it was this place where you always stopped, where there was a little bench (with your initials STILL carved into it from all those years ago) and it looked out over a nice view - “ooh, can we stop here again!” “u-huh i was actually gonna ask-” - bro he almost forgot the speech daichi read over to him about 20 times - but HE DID IT WOOOO - he didn’t want to make a MASSIVE deal out of it, the wedding would be more important to him but he still wanted to make you know how much he adored you - speech included lots of memories dating even back to before hed even SPOKEN to you i stg this man - AND U SAID YES!!! u have no choice. u did.

satori tendou

- i feel like he’d be kINDA similar to suga?? - a little less caring - he’d never actually pictured himself getting married tbf- - he never thought he’d actually find the right person so he just....gave up idk - BUT THEN YOU CAME INTO HIS LIFE- - even with you he hadn’t really thought about marriage, he was just focused on having fun with you, but then ushijima was like ‘...so, tendou. when is the wedding commencing between you and y/n.” and he just- - it was actually when they were sitting there he started to plan it - ushijima would SEEM like the worst person to go to, but he was actually quite good at this stuff - so in about 2 hours sat at the back door of tendou’s work, they had sketched out a sort of plan on the back of a spare napkin - there was one main thing he knew he wanted to talk about - how you always stuck by him, no matter what he did - he thought he’d seriously fucked up, and you would be back at his door the next day, smiling and chattering about this new café you heard opened down the road - god, he was terrified to even mention paris to you, but you were so up for the idea, it took him by shock - he didn’t take you for granted - so for once, he wanted to make you feel loved - they couldn’t think of a place to take you for ages, but then it hit them - you and tendou always went to wakatoshi’s games, ever since high school you both always made the commute if you had the time - and ushijima had a game coming up in two weeks...…. - when he mentioned it OFC U WERE DOWN PLS, you loved going back to japan - like ofc france was incredible but......... it was just lovely to see everyone again ;-; - since youd been there so much, you basically just got to stand right at the side of the court AHAHAH - so they won the game. obviously. its ushi and kags we’re talking abt here. are you kidding. then tendou started acting weird, which made u hella sus - it was the first time in what felt like years you’d seen him so...nervy - he kept fumbling over his words, you had to yell at him to speak up - but eventually he did it - he spoke abt how much you meant to him, how you made him more comfortable in his own body, how you stuck by him through everything - AND U SAID YES. AGAIN, U HAVE NO CHOICE. - and yes ushi and kags started cheering and the news outlets put u on the news i dont make the rules ok

kenma kozume

- ok mans is TERRIFIED - he’d quite genuinely never thought about marriage, throughout his years with you by his side it just...never crossed his mind - but it was when you were lying in bed one night, his arm dangled over you as you both drifted in and out of sleep - and it just hit him - why the fuck were you both still like this? - marriage was something you always expressed a love for, when kuroo got married you were basically in a trance the whole time - how was he so unaware? - people described kuroo’s proposal as pretty much perfect, he’d always been good at reading his partner, so he just used that knowledge to make something he knew they’d like - so, to kenma’s extreme distaste, he went to kuroo - oh my god kuroo fucking c r i e d - kenma was finally ‘growing up’ - so after about an hour of kuroo sobbing, they finally got down to business - after lots of.. lets say elaborate ideas from kuroo, and lots of no's from kenma, they finally came to a sort of compromise - since you and kuroo worked in the same department, he would text you on saturday simply asking if you wanted to catch coffee and talk about that one assignment - obviously, you said yes - not thinking anything of it, you just pulled on a jumper and jeans AHAH- - then you notice,,,why tf is he taking u to a beach at 7pm in march???? - #serialkillerkurooheadcanons - but u see kenma and ur like... wtf have u gotten yourself into- - have they been possessed?? who knowz - and then u get BLINDFOLDED LIKE WHAT - but then u snap back down to earth like why would they kidnap u- - as kuroo takes it off, kenma’s quite literally shaking - poor babie - he never really knew how to explain his thoughts properly, so the speech wasn’t anything extremely dramatic and/or romantic - but he did in a way tell you how much you meant to him - he spoke abt how you boost his confidence, have always been there whenever he needed you, and how you seem to always understand him when he’s being at his most blunt - therefore he thinks you’re his soulmate - PLSPLSPL IM CRYING

osamu miya

- i think he always knew he wanted to marry you - atsumu always embarassed him about it- - it got to the point you didn’t actually think he’d propose, you would just wake up one day and a wedding dress would be on the door - but it got to the point where tsumu was mentioning it significantly more when you went over for dinner - mama miya was always telling you how happy she was that samu picked you - even your own parents were being oddly warmer towards samu, whenever they phoned they asked how he was, etc etc - so you knew something was up - samu was always really polite to your parents, asked their permission before he even took you out on a date - ironic because you lived together but still- - so turned out, he actually mentioned proposing to you to them - they adored him for gods sake so of course they said yes - then tsumu thought he was acting weird, so he told his side - jesus christ they freaked out - his parents were always nervous about atsumu, who slept with random people on the weekends, and hadn’t been in a proper relationship since middle school - you were basically their god send AHAHA - so it was a massive deal when he wanted to marry you - it would appear that he didn’t really care, but in honesty it meant the wholeass world to him - like suga, he’d go for a location that meant a lot to both of you - christmas was a huge deal for both your families, they both came together and you had an incredible time - and last year some of the jackals came over, which was just hilarious - so what better time than christmas with your loved ones around you??? - it started off like a normal christmas, you had an incredible dinner ( cooked by none other than osamu ((with atsumu and bokuto attempting to sabotage it but just burning their hands on the pot)) ) then all played some games - but it was when you were all watching the basic christmas tv programmes when the atmosphere... changed - everyone was looking at you and samu, even sakusa looked excited - it was when his father muted the tv, and samu took your hand, your heart was basically beating out your chest. - he spoke about how he felt like, for the entirety you’d been together for, every day he seemed to fall more in love with you. you were like his rock, when things were even a bit off he could just come to you and you’d automatically make him happier even just by looking at you - bruh bokuto and hinata were sobbing in the corner

tooru oikawa

- surprising, but he never thought about marriage - he just kind of assumed he’d be one of those people that would be in a relationship for like a week then just.. move on to another person idk - that was until he ran into you - everyone, even his own parents, said he was a different person when he started dating you - it was ironic, you were quite similar to him - yet you made him rethink his fucking morals - it was sappy asf - ANYWAY BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND - he took this proposal really seriously, he wanted it to be the best moment of your whole life - until the wedding ofc ofc - since you’d basically changed him as a person, he wanted this to just show his appreciation for everything you’d ever done for him - he wanted you to feel his love - and so he set about preparing a good proposal - he’d be like osamu, and definitely ask your parents first - your parents loved him anyway, they thought he was the best thing that’d happened to you for a long while - he basically knew what he wanted to do - nothing too public, but nothing too quiet - whats the point of proposing if some people dont see am i right??? - sometimes when you both either a) needed a break or b) you both had a period of time where you were free, you both just booked an impromptu holiday AHAHHA - #richkidtingz - so obvs he had to do it on one of them... it was ur thing after all?? - it was when you walked in the door, face red, and flopped down on the sofa next to him, he grasped the opportunity - “..got any spare holidays from work?” - you quickly went on a travel agent website and booked a three day holiday to brazil, leaving the next morning - it was one of your favourite places to just escape to, so it made sense for him to propose there tbf - it was as you both woke up the first morning there, still sleepy from the night before, you grinned at eachother. - “hey.. get ready quick, i wanna do something.” “wHAT-” - he didn’t actually know where to do it, he just called a taxi and asked for your favourite high street HAHAH - after about an hour of browsing around shops, your hand never out of his, you finally asked ‘what did you want to do?’ - his breathing almost stopped i stg, he didn’t realise how scared he was - but then... HE DID IT POGGERS - he stuck to what he knew he wanted to speak about, making you sob in the process ofc - and even all the locals congratulated you!!!

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HI THIS IS SO LONG IM SORRY BUT I LOVED WRITING IT PLS!! THANK U FOR REQUESTING da box is always open mwah

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realcube · 3 years

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my (christmas) gift to you based off of your favourite haikyuu!! character 🎁

ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵘⁿ ˡᵒˡ ᵖˡᶻ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵗᵒᵒ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢˡʸ 💕

if you don’t celebrate christmas then consider it a gift for being a great person! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

tw// mentions of depression, suicide, swearing, contraception, drugs

KARASUNO ❄

coach ukai ➸ a cure for daddy issues and horny 😔

ittetsu takeda ➸ some respect 👍

daichi sawamura ➸ a supportive parent/friend 😳 or maybe a mug with ‘world’s best _____’ on it

(fanon) kōshi sugawara ➸ some fkn confidence plz you deserve it

(canon) kōshi sugawara ➸ idk what i’d get you but i’d get your friend group a new therapist friend- you seriously need a break ( *^-^)ρ(*╯^╰)

asahi azumane ➸ a plushie of any sorts

kiyoko shimizu ➸ a girlfriend :)

ryūnosuke tanaka ➸ money.

saeko tanaka ➸ money. but more..

yū nishinoya ➸ i would do your hw for 2 weeks and HAIR DYE

chikara ennoshita ➸ anti-depressants- IDFERGB JK uh i’d get you like a snowglobe unless you wanted to take me up on the first offer

nartita/kinoshita ➸ a world where they get more screen time and are included in official art ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜

kei tsukishima ➸ i can’t tell if you have amazing taste or awful taste but either way i’m giving you some human affection plz take it, you need it

tadashi yamaguchi ➸ a hug 🥺 and if you don’t want a hug then a blanket

tobio kageyama ➸ therapy

shōyō hinata ➸ the whole fkn world 😭 and if not, then stilts bc i ain’t ever seen a tall hinata stan ✨

hitoka yachi ➸ idk if i can get you passes on all your tests but i’ll try- and if i can’t, i’ll make you a study playlist 💞

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ❄ ⋅.} ────── ⊰

NEKOMA 🐈

(fanon; smart) tetsurō kuroo ➸ a hot nerdy s/o lmao

(fanon; sexualised) tetsurō kuroo ➸ your reproductive organs removed- plz don’t procreate ✋ JK JK uM but deadass contraception

(canon) tetsurō kuroo ➸ i’ll sacrifice something to you 🙏🛐 god bless

morisuke yaku ➸ a break from work/school/life- more escapism basically

lev haiba ➸ friends who don’t pick on you 💓

kenma kuzome ➸ a way to make people respect your preferred pronouns/name 😤 or maybe an amiibo card

taketora yamamoto ➸ money to spend on someone’s onlyfans smh

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ❄ ⋅.} ────── ⊰

AOBA JOHSAI HIGH 👑

tōru oikawa ➸ the ability to do things without constantly comparing yourself to other people/your past-self. . . or just anything with oikawa’s face on it

hajime iwaizumi ➸ an oikawa plushie to beat up

issei matsukawa ➸ like ik the only thing you want is for him to rail you but i can’t make that happen so perhaps an amazon giftcard instead?

takahiro hanamaki ➸ weed

kentarō kyōtani ➸ you are probably the softest mf with the biggest degradation kink so like.. idk i’d spit on you or sumn

akira kunimi ➸ a neck pillow so you can sleep on the go

shigeru yahaba ➸ AEWIUHFEBF IS THIS YOUR MAN?!?! OH I AM DECEASED 💀💀- anyway i’d get you a pair of working fkn eye 💞

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ❄ ⋅.} ────── ⊰

SHIRATORIZAWA 🦅

wakatoshi ushijima ➸ if you are a ushi gushy stan then my gift to you is my thoughts and prayers but if you are a ushiwaka lover then you get a firm hand shake (yes, they are two different ppl)

eita semi ➸ i’d listen to and follow your playlists (and maybe get you your favourite artist on vinyl or sumn like that)

satori tendō ➸ lots of alcohol and whether you choose to drink it or commit arson it completely up to you

reon ōhira ➸ the demolition of capitalism

tsutomu goshiki ➸ a card

kenjirō shirabu ➸ standards

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ❄ ⋅.} ────── ⊰

OTHER 🎄

kōtarō bokuto ➸ love or maybe dick idrk

keiji akaashi ➸ more coffee shop aus

atsumu miya ➸ your favourite character is atsumu miya? pfft i’d get you a microphone so you can preform your stand-up comedy elsewhere (￣、￣) ik it’s sangwoo-

osamu miya ➸ a lovely s/o that’ll cook for you

yūji terushima ➸ idk if you want to be him or be with him but either way i think you need hair dye (and maybe a matching tongue piercing)

rintaro suna ➸ a follow to your meme account

shinsuke kita ➸ i would get you shinsuke kita

takanobu aone ➸ a long happy life (◡‿◡) you deserve it

kanji koganegawa ➸ idk why but koganegawa gives me kaminari vibes so like..dinsey plus lol

#haikyuu!!#haikyū!!#haiku #hq headcanons #hq daichi #nekoma #karasuno #aoba jōsai #aobai josahi #shiratorizawa #haikyuu atsumu #miya osumu #kita shinsuke #suna rintarou #haikyuu satori #oikawa torū #oikawa tooru

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haztory · 3 years

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𝟑𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 ♡

photo credit @swiftflake on twitter

in honor of reaching 300 followers, i’m opening up the request box! send your requests along with dialogue prompts and i will write them, anything from headcanons to drabbles (or even a fic, who knows!), all dependent upon what you want and what inspires me! this event will run from may 5th to may 9th!

you can send in a dialogue prompt or just a general request! whichever is your preference!

RULES:

headcanons: 3-4 characters max

drabbles: 2 characters max

characters i write for:

[haikyuu] karasuno boys, seijoh four + kyotani (a little less on makki and mattsun, but i will try! same for kyotani), ushi and tendou, kuroo and kenma, bokuto, atsumu and osumu

[jjk] yuuji, megumi, gojo, nanami, nobara

if anything ask, and i will tell you if i can or can not!

preferences: i tend to write female-centric, romantic fics, but if you would like it gender-neutral or even a platonic fic, please say so! feel free to include au’s!

sfw: i don’t write any kind of dark content (see my faq for more info) so keep that in mind when requesting! i do address adult/suggestive themes and include adult language as i am an adult and write based on what i see, experience, and generally enjoy indulging/thinking about.

that said, i do retain the right to deny a request if it doesn’t sit well with me or if it just doesn’t inspire me! i may also combine some requests if i feel like it may work well with something else.

DIALOGUE PROMPTS:

Happy (taken from @idreammineelectricblue)

1) "I've loved you since the day we met."

2) "You did all of this for me?"

3) "You brought me food?"

4) "I've never loved anyone the way I love you."

5) "Hey! I may be a dumbass but I'm your dumbass!"

6) "Run away with me."

7) "Your mouth tastes really bad but I still love you."

8) "I hope our kid takes after you."

9) "You even look beautiful when you're about to kick my ass!"

10) "I'd kill for you, not like a lot of people. Maybe like six or seven, but that's definitely more than I would kill for myself!"

11) "I've never wanted to lick the buffalo hot wings sauce out of someone's mouth but here we are."

Protective/Loyal (taken from @whumpster-dumpster)

1) “I’ll handle this.”

2) “Stay behind me.”

3) “If you hurt them...”

4) “I’m with you to the end.”

5) “I’ll carry you if I have to!”

6) “They don’t deserve you.”

7) “I’ll always be here for you.”

8) “Tell me who did this to you.”

9) “I just want to keep you safe.”

10) “I won’t let them near you again.”

11) “I’ll do anything for you. Anything.”

Angst (taken from @whumpster-dumpster)

1) “Can you look at me? Please?”

2) “I just…I can’t do this anymore.”

3) “Don’t look at me…please…”

4) “Just let me help you!”

5) “You’re not welcome here.”

6) “Don’t pretend you care.”

7) “I don’t deserve you. I never did.”

8) “None of this would have happened if you had just listened to me!”

9) “I can’t look at you right now.”

10) “Don’t leave me here alone…”

11) “I want to forgive you, but…I can’t. Not yet.”

Random: (written by me, @haztory!)

1) “Is it weird that I’m turned on right now?”

2) “If you don’t hold my hand, right. Now.”

3) “You better catch that fucking bouquet, babe. Our relationship is on the line!”

4) “Can you remove your elbow from my stomach, please?” “Right after you stop breathing your stank ass breath on my neck.”

5) “Why are you wearing that?”

6) “What do you mean I’m not your best friend?”

7) “Nice tits.”

8) “Truth or dare?”

9) “You wanna bet?”

10) “Don’t finish that sentence.”

11) “...I told you so.”

12) “You wanna go toe to toe with me, pretty boy?”

13) “I’m gonna marry you so hard.”

14) “Sorry, I’m gonna have to cancel today. My boyfriend got bit by a spider last night and he thinks he's radioactive.”

15) “It’s because I like you!” “Well, I like you too!” “Okay!... What are we gonna do about it?!”

16) "The stars are aligned! They're telling me the truth!" "Yeah, and the stars are telling me to break up with you."

17) "Good thing I love fat asses."

let the games begin!

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