#cracked notes

[askrossiel]

"Someone told me Mr. Funso was that awful Blot-thing this whole time. Mr. Clockwork Bear and his friends at the restaurant where they definitely don't turn kids into pepperoni aren't also the Blot, are they?"

#cracked notes #open

[moonlightmagical]

“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.

#HES RIGHT AND HE SHOULD SAY IT #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 #fhjy #fh #how the fuck did this crack 10k notes

[bisexualvader]

tumblr was so easily corrupted by the dark side

#bunch of sith lords in my notes #evil boop #boop #april fool's day #april fools #star wars #anakin skywalker #sw crack #sw memes #star wars shitpost #aaphra's stuff

[shepscapades]

Finally: The Official DBHC Etho Reference Sheet!

I had to clarify that the “current” look is for Season 9, because I’m not sure how or if he’ll change for s10 yet! The “current” version is essentially his updated “default” look! Thought I might mention also that “Back Around” on the loose timeline lineup at the bottom is a reference to a song on his playlist in which he takes some time away from everyone after re-deviating to re-remember and find himself <3

Side note: Etho wears his mask under his chin mostly just around bdubs, but he starts wearing it down more often around doc, tango, or others who are used to seeing the damage. More than anything else, he’s sure to keep it for protection purposes when he’s outside working, exploring, or anything else that isn’t just hanging and chatting with friends :]

#dbhc ref #I’ll be putting all of the official character references and the Android guide under that tag btw! #dbhc #dbhc etho #dbhc art #ethoslab #hermitcraft au #hermitcraft #hermitcraft dbh au #etho #art escapades #VERY EXCITED TO SHARE THIS #this had been sitting in my folders finished for a while but I had to add a bunch of little notes that I forgot to initially!!! #IT WAS WILD DRAWING PRE-DEVIANT ETHO AGAIN THOUGH I miss him #not really but. yknow #I might make a note later about little changes that happen after destruction because I imagine doc and xisuma try very hard to #restore the cracks as close as they can but it’s not Perfect #BUT ANYWAY #YIPPE ETHO REF SHEET #character ref sheet #Android etho

[energeticwarrior]

THIS GENRE OF PICTURES OF THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

#all they do is crack themselves up #mine #dan howell #phil lester #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #dan and phil #phandom #phan #dnp #wdapteo #500 notes

[rampantram]

The CotL hyperfixation has hit hard (you were warned).

#art #my art #cult of the lamb #the ewe au #side note it's snowed so much here i'm waiting for tree limbs to start cracking off outside #doodles

[iamnmbr3]

Harry: So I chose someone a little bit unusual to go to Slughorn's party with me but-

Ron: Oh no. Oh no. It's happening isn't it? It's actually happening.

Harry: What?

Ron: Is the person very blond?

Harry: Yes.

Ron: With silver eyes?

Harry: Yeah actually. How did you-

Ron: And do they idolize their father and repeat all of his crazy views as fact?

Harry: Yup! You've guessed it! Or did someone already tell you I'm going with- Ron? Are you alright?

Ron: I can't believe it. It happened. It actually happened. Hermione and I saw this coming but oh Merlin.

Harry: What's wrong with taking Luna?

Ron: Luna? .... Oh. Oh. LUNA. LUNA LOVEGOOD.

Harry: Obviously.

Ron: YOU'RE TAKING LUNA LOVEGOOD! THANK GOD!

Harry: ...Yes. Who did you think I meant?

Ron: Nevermind but wow you sure have a type huh?

#no but for real i will never get over harry taking luna in book 6 right in the middle of his draco obsession #and describing her as having a habit of 'repeating her father's bizarre views as fact' and noting her hair and silver eyes #i swear fics are subtler #drarry #crack #drarry crack #Harry Potter #harry potter and the half blood prince #harry x draco #draco x harry #h/d #harry/draco #harco #my post

[loz-tearsofahomo]

Sirius & Barty bored in azkaban

Sirius: bart

Barty Crouch Jr: ...

Sirius: pssst barty

Barty Crouch Jr: ...

Sirius: BARTEMIUS CROUCH JUNIO-

Barty Crouch Jr: WHAT.

Sirius: Truth or Dare

Barty Crouch Jr: cant bloody do dares in here can we?

Sirius: TRUTH or DARE

Barty Crouch Jr: only if I can ask first-

Sirius: no-

Barty Crouch Jr: yes-

Sirius: -fine

Barty Crouch Jr: Truth or Dare

Sirius *rolling his eyes*: truth

Barty Crouch Jr: did you and that lupin kid ever get round to fucking

Sirius: ...

Sirius: How the fuck did you know that-

Barty Crouch Jr: My gaydar never lies-

Sirius: your WHAT

Barty Crouch Jr: -the horny levels were through the roof-

Sirius: OKAYMYTURN

Barty Crouch Jr: -I mean really it was obvious

Sirius: are you fucking done now

Barty Crouch Jr: right, truth

Sirius: You didn't even let me ask

Barty Crouch Jr: This might surprise you pretty boy but I don't actually care.

Sirius: ugh whatever

Sirius: ...

Sirius: Who was Reg's most surprising kiss

Barty Crouch Jr: ooo hoo hoo

Sirius: what

Barty Crouch Jr: Oh get fucking ready for this, god Reg is gonna murder me from the grave

Sirius: well it couldn't have been that bad-

Barty Crouch Jr: It was potter.

Sirius: haha funny joke now cmon-

Barty Crouch Jr: I'm not joking.

Sirius: ...

Sirius: ...

Sirius *looking up* : JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER SO HELP ME GOD YOU ARE GETTING A FUCKINT BEATING IN HEAVEN OH MY-

Barty crouch jr *looking down* : Reggie please don't kill me

Sirius *still yelling at james from the grave* : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, YOU GO AND DIE ON ME THEN NEXT I FIND OUT YOU KISSED MY PERFECTLY INNOCENT LITTLE BROTHER-

Barty Crouch Jr: I mean- he was a death eater not exactly innocent-

Sirius: oh shut up will you I'm having a bad day

Barty Crouch Jr: well what do you fucking expect this is azkaban

Sirius: doesn't mean you have the right to make it worse.

Barty Crouch Jr: well I mean he did betray the dark lord so there's that-

Sirius: WHAT

Barty Crouch Jr: well duh you didn't know

Sirius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DUH OF COURSE I DIDNT KNOW

Barty Crouch Jr: fucking stupid gryffindor, yk i got twelve Os on my NEWTS

Sirius: NOBODY CARES!!! ALSO I'M HAVING A CRISIS RIGHT NOW

#barty crouch jr #sirius black #marauders #hp #the marauders #the slytherin skittles #the slytherin boys #harry potter #wolfstar #jegulus #long post #i dont expect this to get any notes #i did this instead of a crack fic bc thats too much work #marauders incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #loz posts

[carrythatwayt]

He deserves a good cry.

#author's note: while *i* dont think Crowley is dumb i do feel its something he'd tell himself #my poor snek #anthony j crowley #good omens #good omens text post #good omens meme #good omens crack #i had no tumblr for 4 days and this is what happened

[gay-for-the-moon]

I’VE FIGURED IT OUT

IT’S THE SAME HAND

This is the single illustration of the ancient Interlopers that we have pretty much at all. It’s from the Twilight Princess manga. The Interlopers, or the Dark Interlopers as they’re sometimes called, were powerful magic users who tried to take control of the Sacred Realm and were subsequently banished. Banished to the Twilight Realm.

The Interlopers became the Twili. And I think the Zonai were the Interlopers.

We don’t know much about the Zonai, but we do know two things: They were “strong magic wielders” (from the Zelda fandom wiki), and they disappeared. The stories match.

And honestly, what better way to subvert the theme of an endless cycle of light versus dark than to explore the people who discovered the in-between?

#honestly I thought this was a crack theory until I found that panel #on another note I’ve started to seriously consider the practicality of a conspiracy board to figure this shit out #but I decided that’s what tumblr is for #totk #loz totk #totk link #botw totk #totk trailer #totk theory #nintendo direct #loz #loz botw #loz tears of the kingdom #loz tp #loz twilight princess #twilight princess #legend of zelda midna #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom

[askrossiel]

"Did something weird happen at the pizza store again?"

#cracked notes #congrats on your dlc scary bear restaurant game people? i've got a stream going for background noise #but i forgot to read the interquel books so i have no idea what's going on

[astroeatsurass]

dc twitter shenanigans

#birdflash #dc comics #batfamily #jason todd #clark kent #hal jordan #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #dick grayson #honestly these were just sitting in my notes for like #months #and i decided to share them cus y not #twitter #crack #social media au

[nezz-cringe-crib]

ace attorney x death note except light tries to prove he's not gay and they find out he's kira instead

#ace attorney #death note #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #light yagami #l lawliet #i feel like itd be so funny to watch #phoenix would find a way to use ryuk as a witness #he was on some crack level case solving

[w0nslvr]

𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹 - 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒚!𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒙 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌, 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏, 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕, 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒆!𝒂𝒖, 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒖

𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑰𝑺 𝑨 𝑱𝑶𝑲𝑬, 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆, 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒖𝒎𝒂

𝒔𝒚𝒏𝒐𝒑𝒔𝒊𝒔: 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝒔𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒅, 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚’𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆, 𝒏𝒐 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚’𝒔. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒖 𝒌𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒚/𝒏… 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕?

𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒚, 𝒊𝒗𝒆, &𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎, 𝒛𝒃1

𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕: 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏!

𝒖𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒆: 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒅𝒂𝒚

𝒎𝒖 𝒌𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂 | 𝒎𝒖 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒕𝒂 | 𝑴𝑨𝑫 (𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕)

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 1: 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 2: 𝒊’𝒎 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒕, 𝒔𝒉𝒆’𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 3: 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒌 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒐 𝒎𝒊𝒎𝒊

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 4: 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔?

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 5: 𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 6: 𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒚 𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 7: 𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒈 𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒖𝒕

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 8: 𝒏𝒐 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 9: 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒆

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 10: 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 11: 𝒏𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 12: 𝒆𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒌𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 13: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 14: 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 15: 𝒊’𝒎 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒋𝒖𝒎𝒑

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 16: 𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒚 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 17: 𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 18: 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒅, 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 19: 𝒊 𝒃𝒆𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏.

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 20: 𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆

𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒆𝒅…

A/N: i’m so so excited for this omg. warning yall when i say enemies to lovers i MEAN enemies to lovers😭im scheduling uploads for the last 6 chapters of hlmhlmn, but i wanted to get this out of my drafts to clear up space so profiles will be up in a few minutes as well!! respond or send an ask to be added to the taglist!! reblogs are appreciated 🫂

#enhypen #enhypen fanfiction #enhypen fake texts #enhypen niki #enhypen jungwon #enhypen heeseung #novas notes #enhypen jake #enhypen jay #jungwon x reader #enhypen sunghoon #enhypen sunoo #engene #sunghoon x reader #enhypen angst #enhypen crack #k lables #k labels #enhypen smau

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

context <3

#THE FUCKING SOUND I MADE READING THAT REPLY #poppy: this is a genuinely good option <3 #sally: ...we're literally 28 #and then wally slams his head into one of sally's points. Instantly lobotomizing himself #jokes aside this is just. its so funny #theyre too short.... #they need the high chairs.... #but how are they gonna get into them... too tall... poppy has to pick them up and put them in... #except i doubt either of them would allow that #wally would probs be like 'no thank you' while walking away while sally suggests 20 alternatives #'why dont we sit on the floor? or go to my place? or do literally anything else?' #scribble salad #on an entirely different note: #AHA! I HAVE PUZZLED OUT HOW TO DO SALLYS POINTS!! #i have never been good at drawing stars but!!! i have cracked the code with her!!! #im so happy.... tonight is a night of Figuring Essentially Useless Stuff Out but being very pleased about it Anyway!!!!

[hella1975]

nothing to see here! (in the taob doc) (it's hell in here) (wtf was i chatting these notes are UNSALVAGABLE) (i want a detailed plot outline of ch44 done by the end of the day) (we are so back)

#idk if this makes sense but when im writing taob i take the plot outline i already have in my notes which is usually about 200 words #very briefly saying what the events of the chapter are. and then when im about to start actually cracking on with it #i take that and do a pov by pov outline with MUCHHHH more detail bc alas. my main plot outline was written when i was 17 #so every few months i do the fun game of trying to figure out what the FUCK that bitch was trying to say #me trying to translate my 2020 ramblings: YOU WHO- YOU WHO SEEK AN END TO LOVE- LOVE WILL YIELD TO BUSINESS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT #taob updates