Damian is NOT a morning person
What I don't understand is that I see so much content and read so many fics that have Damian waking up at like 5AM. Just because he's routine and skilled doesn't automatically mean he's an early bird- night owls are extremely productive too. Plus, the boy literally patrols at NIGHT. He takes shifts with his Gotham family throughout the night so Gotham is protected during it's most dangerous hours. And I'm not an expert on assassination but I find it hard to believe that they would strike in broad daylight unless it's a special hit, and even then would they do it in the early morning? Our favorite demon spawn probably learned how to kill using the night to his advantage and he was likely used to being up extremely late for that reason.
And I know in Son of Batman Alfred made a comment to Bats that Damian had been in the yard training since 5, but remember that he had traveled halfway across the world the night before from Nada Parbat to Gotham, so he was very likely just jetlagged.
Jon even makes fun of Damian's sleep schedule on multiple occasions because being a farm kid, Jon's used to waking up with the sun and he finds it funny that Damian hates waking up that early. Here's a panel from one of their comics (though I don't remember which one):
All I'm saying is that yeah, Damian being all stoic and regime and waking up at 5 is cool but inaccurate, but we are all missing the comedy that is the normally put together Damian being grouchy AF by nothing more than the existence of the sun in the morning. The boy hates the sun. Catch him anytime before 8 and he'll be on the verge of pulling a katana on it. Do NOT drag him out of bed in the morning unless you want to see an unfiltered side of him that's somehow even worse than what you usually get.
Anywho, I don't know how as a fanbase we all collectively looked at Damian what-is-curfew Wayne and decided that he's totally fine with being up before dawn. I'm sure somewhere in the DC universe he's seething because Duke accidentally dropped something in the manor and the crash woke him up at the ungodly hour that is 7 in the morning.
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john constantine: It has come to my attention that one of you bloody hell spawns is dating my kid.
teen titans: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD!
john: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight.
damian: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit
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I wish the horns were real 😪
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Daily Earthbound #30
Tewi! she's Just like That.
Was inspired by The designs of The rabbits From outside the pink cloud dungeon so I decided to make her design a bit more abstract or monster-ish compared to the normal look. I feel like it fits in earthbound.
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What fanfic writers mean when they make the batfam call Damian, Demon Spawn
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Rin Okumura from Blue Exorcist.
Made by me (hoody is store bought), worn @ Connichi 2013.
Yukio Okumura is the one and only @perfektionaise
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damian to tim: when I am through with you and send you to Allah, he will beg for forgiveness for sending hell to you while you were still on earth
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