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submaskudari · 1 month
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In the lockstep sweep we trust,, vote for stepswitcher :fire: :fire:
featuring @kaspers-kanvas and @rockintapper 's little guys
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hedgehog-moss · 1 year
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The story of my 3-year-long quest to identify a very rare bird
So I've been trying almost since I moved here to figure out what bird made this strange call that I sometimes heard near my house:
I tried to google "european bird that sounds like a laughing hyena?" and also to imitate the noise over the phone for a friend who once took an online bird course, but she had no idea. (Well, she said "that's a hyena." I said, "but I hear it all the time! Near my house!! Wait I'll do it better." She said, please stop making a hyena noise :(( and I stopped because the cats thought I was losing my mind)
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Eventually I managed to record the actual bird call on my phone, and used a Shazam app for birds—but once again, no luck. The first app I tried just assumed it was being trolled and was like "it's you, isn't it? That's not a bird that's your stupid human laugh, you're making fun of me. I'm not an idiot"
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The second birdsong app was more insecure and apologised a lot for failing to identify my bird. I thought it must be a rare bird! (The only uncommon bird I know of in this region is the vulture but it sounds less like a hyena and more like if elephants were birds.) Every time I heard the call (usually during the day) I opened the window trying to a) get a better recording so my app would finally have an epiphany, and b) see something flying off a tree.
At one point I was cutting brooms in the pasture and heard the call very loudly, as if the bird was just a few metres away, and it wasn't coming from the sky. I googled every possible version of "flightless (?) bird that nests in thorny bushes?" and found nothing, and started wondering if it was actually a mammal. But I couldn't think of any plausible local mammal that would make this sound—definitely not a fox or badger, who say WAOOHHH, and nothing like the polite whistle of marmots. We've got pine martens in the woods and I found a video called "mating pine marten scream bark" and thought oh!! that must be it! ... but then I listened to it and it sounded like yiiiaaaaaeeeeee, like if you stepped on a baby banshee's toe, nothing at all like the heheeheuruurhh of a hyena who just heard a good joke.
Anyway, this morning I was in the pasture and I once again heard the hyena laugh! I was standing by the moose butler tying up the hay net, away from any trees or shrubs and the call came from just behind me. I turned around thinking there was absolutely no way for the mystery bird to hide, it had landed on the ground behind me and this time I was going to see it!
And
it was HER:
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Absolutely no doubt. I saw Pampy's throat vibrating along with the last echoes of the hyena laugh. All these years I've been saying that llamas are very quiet animals who just make cute little "hum-hum" sounds (I rarely hear adult llamas humming to one another, it's mostly for mother llamas to communicate with their baby and with me) and I had no idea that the shrieking hyena-bird I occasionally heard outside my house was Pampelune! I googled "llama alarm cry" and immediately found youtube videos featuring llamas making this exact sound. There was a stray dog nearby this morning that Pandolf eventually chased away, so maybe Pampy was the first to hear him and sounded the alarm. Maybe she uses this cry to tell Pan to go do his guard dog job, because he left the pasture and ran into the woods when she made the sound (while I was turning round like "aha! you can't run, hyena-bird!")
I wanted to share this discovery! I've had llamas for nearly 4 years and I'm only now finding out that they can laugh like hyenas when the situation calls for it. I feel bad for the poor birdsong app that I've repeatedly gaslighted feeding it a llama call and insisting that it identify this bird for me while it hung its head in shame like "I swear I don't have your bird in my database. I'm so sorry. I'm a bad app."
Llamas are fascinating creatures. Please experience their majestic alarm call again, and be alarmed:
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apocalypseyoshia · 1 year
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If it’s alright do you mind if I request a one shot of a Male or non-binary reader with Sabo please? Reader has fluffy wings and tends to sneak behind Sabo and surprise him. Fluff lots of fluff. And when Sabo’s tired from a Mission or something reader puts his wings around Sabo and Sabo literally immediately falls asleep. Reader is a humanoid, not a DF user. Thank you!
- Enby Anon -
Sabo x male winged reader
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Bored that’s what you were bored there was nothing to do well other then work but what fun about that so annoying people is your best bet you would have annoyed your boyfriend but he was on a mission so you chose the next best thing so
“Koala!!!”
It took you about three minutes to find her (still to long in your opinion)
“what what’s up why are you yelling like some freaking mad man”
Using your Wings to fly and you picked her up
“ ha ha haaa put me down now”
“No I’m bored and there’s nothing to do right now “
“So do your freaking work do you have the mountains piled up and you keep sending them to me Ivankov or Inazuma”
“ because I’m more of a field person and plus paperwork is too boring and it takes so long“
“ maybe won’t take so long if you decide to be discreet instead of flying everywhere with your wings”
“ seriously do you know how many people are thinking there are flying humans now”
“ there are me“
You said pointing at yourself
“ Plus you could just write it off as a devil fruit“
“ but it’s not people saw you going into the water hell Ivankov kept writing it off as a devil fruit but no one’s believing it“
”aha”
You said smash a fist into your hand
“Give me the perfect idea koala”
You said as you dropped her on to the ground
“ no no no no no it’s bad enough when Sabo gets ideas  you don’t need to add on“
“ I will just annoy Ivankov and the rest of the army “
“No no no listen Sabo it’s going to be back from the Mission any time just wait until and you’re already leaving
.
.
.
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Hay Wait at least apologize for dropping me”
And with that you flew off to find your next victim
Time skip
So tied there’s nothing to do now you already pranked everyone from the revolutionary army including dragon and it drained you out
 hiding in Ivankov hair just scare Inazuma splashed water buckets on everyone messed with all dragon Paperwork, Drew a dick on his face with a marker well permanent marker but that’s not important
What is important is now you’re tired and bored
But for some reason you couldn’t sleep so you just sat outside and waited
” as of today I can’t get any worse there’s nothing to do “
” finally you’re back your boyfriend has been annoying the hell out of all of us“
“ yes I gotta say that little birdie can be quite troublesome“
No your ears perked up at that who is talking about you and who are they talking to
.
.
.
“ Sabo”
“Ha Sabo”
Like clockwork you fly into the sky and decide to dive down to grab him from his back and scare him
“ you’re back”
“ good to see you too little crow hope you weren’t too bored“
“ ah Sabo you’re back it’s good to have you”
Small chuckles come from everyone the room
“ what is there something on my face“
“ not at all dragon not at all“
” well I bet you’re really tired from your mission I think it’s time to go to bed“
“ agreed good night everybody“
into your shared room you want you got into bed but sabo still changing and cleaning up but he was taking too much time for your liking so you went into the bathroom snuck up behind him and
“Ah!”
Hooked him from the back while you put your face in to the crock his neck
“ do you know some warning would be nice”
” so now I gotta worn my boyfriend when i want to hug him”
Uses slowly stretching her wings to wrap around him 
“ never mind you’re forgiven“
He said well nuzzling into your wings
“ then I’m glad now take me to bed “
“ i’m 99% sure the phrases come to bed “
“ you made me get up for you so you take me to it also buy me dinner first“
“ I bought you dinner three years ago and every day since then doesn’t that count”
“Hm i’ll think about it till then can you bring me to bed”
“ sure thing Little crow”
He says as he slowly picked you up from your hips you wrap your legs around him and he brings you to the bed
It was nice it was quiet I was just peaceful snuggling with him having your wings wrapped around him and he almost fell asleep instantly he just felt so warm the both of you did it was comforting it was—— “y/n!!!”
Shit you forgot about the dick you looked up at sabo as The both of you to slowly start to giggle and laugh and slowly snuggles closer before drifting off into sleep
Yoshi double time
“ hey Dragon are you all right you don’t seem to be doing OK”
“Yes well I had a very important meeting today all my papers were scattered around I couldn’t find a single thing and for the life of me couldn’t get the army members stop laughing”
“Whenever I asked them what they were laughing about they just said an inside joke”
“ dragon boy you’re completely oblivious aren’t you “
said Ivankov while handing him a mirror
It truly took him a second to register what was on his face but when he did you know that there was only one person who could’ve put it there
“Y/N!!!“

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xx-just-c-xx · 5 months
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Prologue [ Welcome to the Villains' World ] Chapter four
“What is going on here?” the headmaster come and saw the 2 on the ground.
"Mr. Crowley" Florida said and pick up Grim into her arms "You see, one of your students came and make fun of us to the point that Grim couldn't handle and shoot ember at him but nothing bad happened since I already stop those two"
"Ah I see Miss Lumia, it's great that you stop something happen" Crowley look at the Ace "State your name and grade. Young man" Crowley demand.
"Ace Trappola... Freshman"
"Then listen well, Trappola. Your detention will be clearing 50 windows after class tomorrow"
Ace make a frown face. Than Crowley look at Florida.
"You can counting the cleaning Miss Lumia"
"Hai hai Mr. Crowley"
"Also can you please look to see if Trappola is clearing 50 windows"
"Of course Mr. Crowley"
At that Crowley is already disappear.
—Time skip— (I'm slowly losing idea)
|At the cafeteria|
"So now we have to wait for this dude to come" Grim said slowly falling asleep.
10 minutes pass...
...
..
.
20 minutes pass...
"Ace ain't even here yet! To make us wait, after what he did" Grime said in annoying voice.
"I left all my pokemon back at the dorm since I don't think anything will happens" Florida said didn't think that thing will be like this.
30 minutes pass...
"Ok that's it!! we gonna find him now!!" Grim and ready to find that ginger.
|At the hallway in the school|
While they trying to find Ace but they have to stop as well because of Florida's body.
"Hey! Ace! Get over here! Huh... Maybe there's really no one here?" Grim said while looking at the wall.
"Oh, I wouldn't say that, I'm here" the painting on the wall speaks.
"Bwaaah! That painting just talked!"
"Oh? I never though this school would have something like this" Florida said so normally about this.
"b-but it can talk!!" Grim said in a surprised voice.
"Don't call them it" "Don't call me it!!" Florida and the painting on the wall said at the same time.
"At least someone know how to respect a painting" The painting is quite happy about this. "Now, you seem to be searching for someone"
"Ah yes we looking for someone he has messy hair and a heart drawn on his face and his name is Ace" Florida answered.
"Ah, I know the one. A new student, I believe? Today was his first day at school. I think he went back to his dorm a while ago" The painting said.
"Myaaah! So it's true! He's tryin' to ditch us! Do you know which way he went?" Grim is angry about Ace just ditch them.
"The door to the dorms is in the eastern building" The painting tell.
"Let's go Florida" Grim said and run out.
"I hope I won't collapse" Florida said and try run after Grim.
|At the hall of mirrors|
Ace is there about to out back to his dorm but...
"AHA! GOTCHA, PUNK!" Grim said making Ace knows.
"Oh no! They saw me!" Ace run away.
"Stop right there, pal! You have to come back and do your punishment!!"
A boy with dark blue hair walking. "Outta my way!" Ace said while pushing the boy away.
"Hey! What gives?!" The boy turned away and saw Florida who just arrived but look like she about to collapse.
"Miss!! Are you—"
"Please... stop him... He's shirking... his cleaning... responsibilities" At that Florida sit down on the floor as her body can not take it right now.
"What? That's not right! But how to stop him? Like, freeze his legs? Or bind them with a rope? Or maybe I could... Hmm... No..." the boy with dark blue hair thinking but Grim can not wait anymore.
"I don't care how! Just do something! Anything!"
"Anything?! Anything, huh...
All right! Here goes anything! I summon thee... something heavy!" At that the boy summoned a cauldron on top of Ace.
"Bwaaah?! Wha?! A pot?!" Ace said in surprised. Grim laugh at Ace being squashed by a cauldron.
"A cauldron?! I wasn't expecting that. I may have overdone it this time..." the boy said.
"Ow... What are you bothering me for? You two didn't have to do so why bothering" Ace said, still under the cauldron.
"Headmage's orders" Florida said, still on the floor.
"What is his punishment?" the dark blue hair boy ask.
"Have to wash 50 windows, Nya!" Grim answers.
"What the, what did you do?"
"Just screwing with that furball a little and..." Ace said didn't want to continue.
"You insulted me and her!!" Grim said.
"And the fact that you use magic where the statues is, you could do a lot of damage if I didn't stop you" Florida add.
"Oh my!! After you managed to get into THIS school, how could you get in trouble on the very first day?!" The boy said.
"Oh, shut up. Who are you, anyway?" Ace said back.
"My name is Deuce. Deuce Spade. Don't you remember your own classmate? Uh..."
"You don't remember my name either, do you?"
"That's not the point! You shouldn't try to shirk an order from the headmage!"
"Yeah, yeah, message received... Fine, let's bang out the windows already"
|At the cafeteria|
Ace did clean 1 windows and knows that all the windows is clean. "Huh? Hey Florida"
"Yes?" Florida look at Ace.
"Why all the other windows is clean?"
"Oh yeah I just noticed" Deuce who joined as well because want to help Florida.
"Oh I guess Jolteon have cleaned it" Florida answer.
"Jolteon?... You mean that yellow creature thing"
"that yellow creature thing is Jolteon and HE like to clean a lot" Florida answered with annoying in her voice.
"If I know sooner I would come" Ace said.
"That because you are stupid" Grim said.
"Huh?! You want to said that again to my face!?" At that Grim run far away from Ace and he run after him. Florida and Deuce who saw have to run after but Florida stop and ask Deuce to run after them.
What Deuce saw is Ace and Grim use magic against each other and the magic that Ace blocked somehow hit the chandelier making fallen down.
"If the headmage finds out about this-" Ace said but got cut off by...
"If I find out about... what?, dear Trappola?" Crowley appeared with Florida.
"Oh my...." Florida said, didn't think that this will happen while she left all her pokemon back at the dorm.
"Now you've destroyed a chandelier?!
Enough. All of you are expelled"
"Whaaaaaaaaat?!" Ace and Deuce said at the time same.
"Headmage, please! Listen—"
"Then blame yourself for your own foolish behavior"
"I'll pay for the damages! However much it costs!" Deuce said trying so much not to get expelled.
"That chandelier is no mere light fixture.
It is magical chandelier. Its candles are powered by a magical energy source, enchanted so that they will burn for eternity.
It was created for us by a legendary artificer. Possibly their finest creation. It has been here since the school was established, and I imagined it would be here forevermore. Considering its historical value, I would estimate its worth to be no less than a billion thaumarks"
"A... A billion marks?!" Deuce said, feel like his soul just left his body.
"B-But I'm sure with your magical talent, sir, you could snap your fingers and fix it right up!" Ace ask.
"Even magic has its limits. Furthermore, its magestone - the figurative heart of any magical artifact - is cracked. A magestone cannot easily be replaced. I fear the candles of this majestic chandelier will never burn again." Crowley said.
"Is there a difference way like where the stone from?" Florida asked.
"The magestone that powered this chandelier was mined from the Dwarfs' Mine. If you can acquire a magestone with the same properties, it may be possible to repair it" Crowley answered.
"Thanks the 7, we still have a way, Then I'll go find a magestone! With your permission, sir!" Deuce said feeling a bit better.
"I should caution you that I cannot promise there yet remain magestones to find.
The mines were closed quite some time ago. It is quite likely that all of the magestones have already been mined"
"I will do anything to avoid expulsion, sir!"
"Hmmm... Very well, then. I will suspend your expulsion for a single night. But if you fail to return with a magestone by morning, then all of you are expelled"
"I understand, sir! Thank you very much for this opportunity!"
Ace sigh. "Fine, then. Let's hurry down there, find a magestone, and get this whole thing done with"
"You should be able to reach the Dwarfs' Mine instantly by using one of the gates in the Mirror Chamber"
"Yes sir!"
After that the headmage disappear.
"Ace come with me" Florida said, taking ace by his hand.
"Wait, why you need me?" Ace asked.
"I don't trust you with Grim and I need someone to go to my dorm because I don't know if my body will collapse" Florida answered.
"Ok ok"
"Meet you 2 at the mirror chamber" Florida said to Grim and Deuce and left with Ace to the Ramshackle dorm.
|At the mirror chamber|
"Oh!! Look Florida and Ace is here on? something" Deuce said.
"That goat again!!" Grim said.
"Ok, we're all here now" Florida said still on her pokemon and Sylveon is beside Gogoat as well.
"Let's go, Dark Mirror! Take us to the Dwarfs' Mine!" Deuce said.
At that the dark mirror take all of them to..
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Chapter three, Chapter five
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softsweetsuffering · 3 months
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Hai hai hai how are youuuuuuu and may I request for some worried caretaker prompts plzzzzz
-Hai anon
Heyo!
I am well, I was actually trying to incentivize myself to write something. (Partly trying to sort through things for Russel, but I've also been super invested in some of my other stuff like the DND Universe and Hero!Squad so I'm highly distracted aha.)
Anyways sure I can give ya some prompts! Here's what I rattled off the top of the ol' skull.
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Whumpee has been locked in their room most of the day, and when Caretaker comes knocking, they've been told they're okay, but Whumpee hasn't eaten, and Caretaker is getting increasingly concerned about the door being shut Is Whumpee simply resting? or is there something else going on behind that door?
Caretaker is waiting around at ____ (Home, work, outside a store) and have checked on Whumpee via text a handful of times. Awhile passes and Whumpee hasn't returned to them, or hasn't responded in some time. When Caretaker calls, does the phone ring out? or is there another voice on the line.
Caretaker finally getting to Whumpee and due to ____ (Drowning? Strangulation? Sleep apnea?) Is not breathing. Caretaker has to rush to preform CPR, get a hold of someone to help, and try desperately to keep calm.
Whumpee is finally safe and asleep, Caretaker is so tired. Sitting beside them as they watch their chest rise and fall like a hawk. Caretaker struggles as their eyes beg to shut, but they're still so anxious about Whumpee that the worry keeps them awake. Fretting to themselves, perhaps they need to reach out to a 3rd party.
Watching Whumpee try to do basic tasks, and worrying that their poor friend/partner may never be able to do some of the things they love, let alone gain back all their independence. Trying their best to use their worry to fuel finding ways; to make things easier, to let them regain control, to get back into hobbies they adored. So that they can still do things themselves, without feeling like a useless burden or that they'll always need help like they both worry they might.
Caretaker gets injured or perhaps even abducted by Whumpees old Whumper or an affiliate. They're hurt, and while somewhat concerned for themselves, their main focus is how scared Whumpee might get if they are forced to find out- or even worse, if Whumpee is caught again cause Caretaker is used as bait. (Bonus points if Whumpee actually is super fiesty and puts up a huge fuss about Caretaker just being plain injured and trying to hide it!)
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revivemyreverie · 1 year
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Hai 🙈, I saw that you reblogged the Love potion ask... so please can I ask for..💍 with maybe Hellbell (the idea sounds very chaotic with them both involved.)
Or if you prefer... 🍓 with anyone of your choice with Ptolemy ?
When I’m ill and sick for comedy cope
Send 💍 for my oc to be over the top "lovecrazy" with someone of your choice!
🌋.
It was a late night at Night Raven College. Pleiade had invited Andreas to stargaze on one of his rare breaks.
“Thank you for inviting me, Campbell.” He said as he sat down on the blanket she brought.
“It’s really no problem, Hellhaven! I made sure to bring energy drinks from the cafeteria too, so neither of us ended up falling asleep this time.” She laughed.
“Ah, that’s smart. Expected of a Diasomnian to plan so efficiently.” Andreas remarked, taking a bottle for himself. “So what stars will you teach me tonight?”
Pleiade blushed at the compliment, before beginning a ramble about the constellation Ursa major. Andreas listened attentively, a slow but steady fondness growing in his chest.
“Oh! And that's Andromeda. It’s one of the prettiest constellations, since it depicts a legendary princess from old.”
It was later into the night, Pleiade had been speaking about the stars without pause. Andreas remained silent–a normal occurrence if one knew him long enough, but not this time.
“But you probably know a lot of cooler princesses, aha…”
“Quite the contrary. I actually find you to be the most charming, Miss Campbell.” The dorm leader retorted.
“...Huh?” Pleiade faltered. She turned to Andreas only to find him looking right back, with an unforeseen seriousness to his expression.
“You’re the most beautiful lady I’ve ever met. The way you carry yourself is unrivaled, and your looks could make even the stars appear dim.”
“E-excuse me?”
“Have I ever mentioned how gorgeous your eyes are?” Andreas brought himself closer to the quarter-fae, “They remind me of jewels the color of clouds.”
Pleiade backed away in return, before feeling a cold object on her hand. Looking down, she noticed an empty bottle of the rumored love potions from Piraticus.
"How did that get with the energy drinks?!!!” She thought, coming to the horrid realization that Andreas somehow got his hands on the glass, likely assuming it was a regular beverage.
“H-haha, Andreas, we might need to call this hang out off–”
Andreas ignored her. “ I need to ask something of you,”
“In fact, we may need to call your brother too, ah , but it’s so late–”
“I’ve actually been meaning to ask you some time now–”
“Maybe Daryn? He’s usually awake–“
“I don’t care if my mother would reject us.”
Without even the slightest warning, Andreas grabbed both of Pleiade’s hands. Staring into her eyes with an fervent passion, he blurted out a sentence that made her turn beet red:
“Would you be the queen to my throne, and marry me?”
Shocked, Pleiade let out a yell before knocking Andreas clean out.
As she carried Andreas’ unconscious body to Caldera, she asked Daryn to keep Andreas distracted from any visiting until the next night. Already understanding the circumstances, the vice-leader obliged without question.
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caihongs · 6 months
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hay football fan-ification update:
since being on exchange in the uk, i've seriously fallen into a football hole - i'm listening to football pods, watching interviews, youtube content, and highlights 24/7 ++ my tiktok and twitter fyps are inundated with transfer news, thirst traps, compilations, podcast clips, interviews etc etc. though it helps that being a spurs fan isn't a one-way ticket to hell anymore aha... getting into spurs in early 2020 was criminal and i fell out of it after a few months. fast forward to the wwc and with australia doing so well, it was easy to jump back into the sport + the prem during august and now here we are. i've been watching every spurs game, keeping up with the matildas qualifiers too, bought tickets to see spurs v everton and the wsl spurs v arsenal game at the spurs stadium!! lads it's so real for me... #upthetillies #coys
it helps that i have a flatmate who literally lives in tottenham next to the stadium and is a casual fan who's coming to see the games with me! plus my cousins back home who've literally carried me through this football fan journey - they took me to my first football game in sydney, gave me their optus sport acc to stream, and we have a gc to chat and debrief about everything so it's so fun having both friends and family to chat with about the football <3
writing fanfic for them has been fun as well - i forget how much i enjoy writing for rarepairs or how easy it comes to me to write for fandoms that i'm not in a community for (?) like i will always love writing f1 rpf, especially chalex and the tiny but mighty island we have here on f1blr <3, but with the ships i like in spurs i.e. cutison, community-wise, it's me, a smattering of sonny fans, and the entire continent south america on twitter. so even if i'm not interacting and participating in a fan content creation community like i am on tumblr, i found my love for writing again and find myself constantly inspired, which is nice :))
sidenote: i watched the heechan dominik video they did at leipzig and have been bewitched body and soul by szobo, and by default lfc... i wish i had a more compelling reason to like liverpool (or at least back them in the comps they're competing in that spurs aren't lol), but no i was dickmatised, then came across the trent/dom tiktoks and started binge-reading their ao3 tag, of which there are few fics but more like a sea by selkathyouth is my favourite so far. they're all so likeable and the team dynamics are unrivalled - there are narratives there that i've yet to deep dive into but <33 big ups! ynwa xxx
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ruanbaijie · 2 years
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Hi Hanyi! Long term follower here. Thank you for all the content you make 😍😍 because of your post I decided to watch the untamed and absolutely loved it!! I would love to get more into the denmai world but not sure where to begin. If you could give me some book recs that would really help. Thank you again ❣️❣️❣️😊❣️😊
hello~! it’s my pleasure and thank you so much for the support (o^ ^o) glad you ended up loving the untamed and that you wanna get more into danmei! 
I’ve done a similar rec list here before, but always happy to do up a new one (´,,•ω•,,)♡ I’ve sorted the below based on my own ratings: all-time faves, 5 stars, 4 stars, and others I’ve heard are good but have not yet read or don’t intend to read any time soon.
I won’t go into too much detail for each and will leave out my typical rambling commentaries (my other post has enough of that *cough*) but I’ll note the genres and leave links (including to @minmoyu min’s much more detailed recs where available) for you to explore~ do watch out for the trigger warnings some of them have though (novelupdates will have more detailed tags). leaving out mxtx ones since most would be familiar with those. all art below are from fanartists on lofter, permissions for repost under the cut!
there are quite a number of titles below (and there are a lot more out there asdklfklf) but a great start would be to select based on the genres you like, and after you’ve read a few, the author’s writing styles! my quick take on the writing styles of authors I’ve read a few books of below:
huai shang: I REALLY love huai shang (*^^*)♡ she has a good balance of plot, action, humour, and mystery - and she often writes her CPs (couples) as a... very identifiable trope that I ADORE
priest: another big name in danmei and her brain is the one true galaxy brain like really plot heavy and intense and you’ll really need to focus when reading her works. another running gag for priest works is that it’s really difficult to guess who’s the top and bottom in her CPs (lmao) and her bedroom scenes (fun fact in chinese slang, these scenes are referred to as ppp or 车 “chē” literally: car) are like... blink and you’ll miss it (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
meatbun: ANGST QUEEN. another plot heavy author (but not as intense as priest) but she does inner thoughts and emotional scenes EXTREMELY well. a lot of 车 (opposite end of spectrum from priest) but these aren’t written for the sake of it; they actually do play a role in the plot
ok now the titles aha (disclaimer: I tend to enjoy mystery, detective, modern, and apocalyptic genres more so the titles and ratings below might are definitely skewing towards these)
ALL-TIME FAVOURITES
Po Yun (Huai Shang) 破云 (淮上) - Breaking Through the Clouds
Carrd, NU, Min’s rec
Genres: modern, action, crime, detective, drugs, mystery
CP: YanJiang (Yan Xie x Jiang Ting)
Po Yun 2: Tun Hai (Huai Shang) 破云2吞海 (淮上) - Swallowing the Seas
Carrd, NU, Min’s rec
Genres: modern, action, angst, crime, detective, mystery
CP: ConghuaYu (Bu Chonghua x Wu Yu)
Bu Si Zhe (Huai Shang) 不死者 (淮上) - Undead
Carrd, NU, Min’s rec
Genres: modern, a/b/o, action, apocalypse, military, sci-fi, survival, zombies
CP: RongNan (Zhou Rong x Si Nan)
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Po Yun by 域说, Tun Hai & Bu Si Zhe by 真茗 
Lie Huo Jiao Chou (Priest) 烈火浇愁 - Drowning Sorrows in Raging Fire
Carrd, NU
Genres: historical, angst, modern, fantasy (xuanhuan), mystery
CP: JiLing (Xuan Ji x Sheng Lingyuan), ChunQiu (Yan Qiushan x Zhi Chun)
Er Ha He Ta De Bai Mao Shi Zun (Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou) 二哈和他的白猫师尊 (肉包不吃肉) - The Husky & His White Cat Shizun (Meatbun Doesn’t Eat Meat)
Carrd, NU, Min’s rec
Genres: historical, action, angst, fantasy (xianxia), mystery, time travel
CP: RanWan (Mo Ran x Chu Wanning)
Xiao Mo Gu (Yi Shi Si Zhou) 小蘑菇 (一十四洲) - Little Mushroom
Carrd, NU
Genres: futuristic, apocalypse, dystopia, sci-fi, survival
CP: LuZhe (Lu Feng x An Zhe)
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Erha by 吃个冰粉冷静一下, LHJC & XMG by 灼忘
5/5 STARS
Ka Pai Mi Shi (Die Zhi Ling) 卡牌密室 (蝶之灵) - Card Room
No Carrd yet / I can find, NU
Genres: modern, action, death game, mystery, survival, unlimited flow
CP: YuXiao (Yu Hanjiang x Xiao Lou), ShaoYe (Shao Qinghua x Ye Qi)
Di Qiu Shang Xian (Mo Chen Huan) 地球上线 (莫晨欢) - The Earth is Online
Carrd, NU, Min’s rec
Genres: modern, action, apocalypse, death game, horror, mystery, sci-fi, survival, unlimited flow
CP: DuoTang (Fu Wenduo x Tang Mo)
Ti Deng Ying Tao Hua (Huai Shang) 提灯映桃花 (淮上) - Lantern: Reflection of the Peach Blossoms
Carrd, NU
Genres: historical, modern, action, Buddhism, family conflict, fantasy (xuanhuan), mpreg, mystery, reincarnation
CP: HuiHuang (Zhou Hui x Chu He), YuYan (Yu Jingzhong x Yan Lanyu)
Mo Du (Priest) 默读 - Silent Reading
Carrd, NU
Genres: modern, action, crime, detective, mystery, psychological
CP: ZhouDu (Luo Wenzhou x Fei Du)
Si Wang Wan Hua Tong (Xi Zi Xu) 死亡万花筒 (西子绪) - Kaleidoscope of Death
Carrd, NU, Min’s rec
Genres: modern, cross-dressing, death game, fantasy, horror, mystery, survival, unlimited flow
CP: NanQiu (Ruan Nanzhu x Lin Qiushi)
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LRPB by 乙卯巽, MD by 域说, KOD by 弱电讯号
4/5 STARS
Huang Jin Tai (Cang Wu Bin Bai) 黄金台 (苍梧宾白) - Golden Stage
Carrd, NU, Min’s rec
Genres: historical, conspiracy, political, reversible couple, royalty
CP: YanFu (Yan Xiaohan x Fu Shen)
Sha Po Lang (Priest) 杀破狼
Carrd, NU
Genres: historical, conspiracy, mecha, military, political, royalty, steampunk, war
CP: ChangGu (Chang Geng x Gu Yun)
Yu Wu (Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou) 余污 (肉包不吃肉) - Remnants of Filth (Meatbun Doesn’t Eat Meat)
Carrd, NU
Genres: historical, action, angst, conspiracy, fantasy (xianxia), military, royalty, war
CP: XiMang (Mo Xi x Gu Mang)
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GS by 不知名丐帮侠士, SPL by 域说 
ALSO WORTH CHECKING (I’ve yet to read / don’t intend to read but heard that they’re good reads)
Duo Meng (Fei Tian Ye Xiang) 夺梦 (非天夜翔) - Seizing Dreams
Carrd, NU
Genres: modern, action, fantasy, mystery, school life, slice of life
Tian Bao Fu Yao Lu (Fei Tian Ye Xiang) 天宝伏妖录 (非天夜翔) - Tianbao Fuyao Records
Carrd [1, 2], NU
Genres: historical, action, exorcism, fantasy (xuanhuan)
Ding Hai Fu Sheng Lu (Fei Tian Ye Xiang) 定海浮生录 (非天夜翔) - Dinghai Fusheng Records
Carrd, NU, Min’s rec
Genres: historical, action, exorcism, fantasy (xuanhuan), military, war
Qian Qiu (Meng Xi Shi) 千秋 (梦溪石) - Thousand Autumns
Carrd [1, 2, 3], NU, Min’s rec
Genres: historical, action, fantasy (wuxia), political
Wu Shuang (Meng Xi Shi) 无双 (梦溪石) - Peerless
Carrd [1, 2], NU, Min’s rec
Genres: historical, action, fantasy (wuxia), mystery, political
Mou Mou (Mu Su Li) 某某 (木苏里) - A Certain Someone
Carrd, NU
Genres: modern, coming of age, family conflict, school life, slice of life
Pan Guan (Mu Su Li) 判官 (木苏里) - The Judge
No Carrd yet / I can find, NU
Genres: modern, action, horror, mystery
Quan Qiu Gao Kao (Mu Su Li) 全球高考 (木苏里) - Global University Entrance Exam
Carrd, NU, Min’s rec
Genres: modern, action, death game, horror, mystery, survival, unlimited flow
Yi Ji Lü Shi (Mu Su Li) 一级律师 (木苏里) - First-Class Lawyer
No Carrd yet / I can find, NU
Genres: futuristic, conspiracy, mystery, sci-fi
Can Ci Pin (Priest) 残次品 - Imperfections
Carrd, NU
Genres: futuristic, conspiracy, dystopia, mecha, military, outer space, sci-fi
Liu Yao (Priest) 六爻 - Liu Yao: Revitalisation of the Fuyao Sect
Carrd, NU
Genres: historical, action, family, fantasy (xianxia)
Bing An Ben (Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou) 病案本 (肉包不吃肉) - Case File Compendium (Meatbun Doesn’t Eat Meat)
No Carrd yet / I can find, NU 
Genres: modern, mystery, psychological
Nan Chan (Tang Jiu Qing) 南禅 (唐酒卿)
Carrd [1, 2, 3], NU, Min’s rec
Genres: historical, Buddhism, fantasy (xianxia), psychological, resurrection
Qiang Jin Jiu (Tang Jiu Qing) 将进酒 (唐酒卿)
Carrd [1, 2], NU
Genres: historical, action, conspiracy, military, mystery, political, war
Bo Wu (Wei Feng Ji Xu) 薄雾 (微风几许) - Mist
No Carrd yet / I can find, NU
Genres: futuristic, action, mystery, parallel worlds, sci-fi, survival, time travel, unlimited flow
Sa Ye (Wu Zhe) 撒野 (巫哲)
Carrd, NU
Genres: modern, coming of age, psychological, reversible couple, school life, slice of life
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dumdumsun · 3 years
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The Loveliest Lies of All
A/N: Welcome back ❤️
Warnings: none that I'm aware of
Word Count: 3599
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Chapter Two: Hard Times at the Huskin' Bee
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The chirping of crickets, gobbling of turkeys and the honking of the soaring geese above indicated the morning creeping up on the trio (or quartet?). The sound that accompanied the early morning chat of the nearby animals was Greg blowing raspberries to feed his short attention span. Scout was mildly surprised that Wirt hadn’t yet snapped at him, but then again, the teen boy was skilled at blocking out his younger brother.
For the fourth time in the last hour, Scout’s leg had given out on her slightly, causing her to stumble a bit. What she would give to have a chair, a couch, a bed to rest her wounded leg for maybe half an hour. A full one, perhaps? Maybe even two?
“You know what? I think we’re gonna find a town soon,” She chirped. “I can feel it.”
“Well, we need to,” Wirt sighed, staring up at the sky that rained rays of sunshine upon them. “It’s almost morning. We should’ve found one by now. This is the way the Woodsman told us to go, right?”
“Yes, Wirt.”
Greg blew another raspberry before glancing up at his brother with big eyes. “Have you listened to anything I’ve been saying? For the last couple hours, I’ve been saying… Pbbt! Pbbt! Pbbt-”
“Well, that settles it,” He finally snapped. “I’m gonna walk up ten feet ahead of you.” He frowned and walked past the two. Scout sighed and shook her head at her friend in amusement. She failed to notice the boy stop his walking when he heard a voice call out to him.
“I hear something!”
Scout turned to Greg and started towards him. “Wirt, Greg heard something!”
“It’s probably nothing. Hey, look,” Wirt crouched down in front of a sign nailed to a nearby tree. “‘Pottsfield, one mile’. A town! Let’s go this way.”
“Okay. After this, though.” She turned away from him and joined Greg’s side. The boy had been digging into a bush and talking into it. Behind her, she heard Wirt’s footsteps before he was by her side.
“Greg, stop talking to a bush.”
“Okay.” The boy shrugged before reaching into the bush again. Seconds later, the same bluebird from the previous night flew out of the bush and flapped her wings above them.
Scout widened her eyes at the bird. “You!”
“Thanks! I owe you a favor. So, um, you guys are lost kids with no purpose in life, right?”
“Uh-huh!”
“Um-”
“How about I bring you to Adelaide of the Pasture, the Good Woman of the Woods? She could help you get home!”
As the two boys stared at the bird in awe, Scout narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms. She didn’t trust this bird for one second. “Adelaide, huh? How’s she gonna help us?”
The bluebird scrunched what would’ve been her brows. “She has powers.”
“What kind of powers?”
“Powers that’ll get you home.”
“Why can’t she just show us the trail that leads us out of here? And why does no one else seem to know the way?”
Wirt exhaled and waved his hands about. “We don’t need magic talking birds leading us to fairy godmothers in the mysterious- I’m going to Pottsfield.”
“Yes. Pottsfield. C’mon, Greg.” Scout grabbed the boy’s hand and followed behind her friend.
“What about the favor?” The bird called.
Greg turned to her with a bright smile. “I’ll think of my wish later!”
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Scout irritably sighed at the feeling of claws softly digging into her left shoulder. “Hey,” The bird softly started in her ear. “I think we got off on the wrong foot here. What’s your name?”
“Just call me Scout.”
“Wait, seriously? Scout?”
The girl snapped her head to look at the bird. “Wanna get off on the wrong foot again?”
“Whoo, someone is sassy,” She gently tapped her cheek with her wing. “Well, Scout, you seem like a very capable young lady. What if I say… we ditch these goons and you come with me to Adelaide?”
Scout rolled her eyes and batted the winged creature off of her shoulder. “Then I say no. Never.”
Rolling her eyes, the bluebird huffed and flew next to Greg, no doubt attempting to convince the poor boy to ditch his brother and walk off with some stranger. Scout knew that Greg was smarter than that, better than that, so she didn’t bother scolding the bird. Noticing her now flapping above his shoulder, the boy brightly smiled. “So, let’s small talk. My name’s Greg. What’s yours?”
“Beatrice.”
“My brother’s name is Wirt.”
“Who cares?”
Wirt frowned and glanced at them over his shoulder. Scout sighed and shook her head.
“And my frog’s name is Wirt Jr.” Greg gently rubbed his frog’s back. “But that may change.”
“Okay. That’s great,” Beatrice lowered her voice as to not alert the two teens in front of them. “How about you and I ditch your brother and his girlfriend?”
Greg hummed in uncertainty and looked away. “Maybe later.”
Scout nearly tripped over a large pumpkin nestled within the patch they walked through. Wirt didn’t notice this and kept his gaze forward. “So, Scout, you’ll do the talking when we get there. Right?”
Huffing, the girl placed her hands on her hips. “If I must, you big wuss.”
“I-I’m not a wuss! I just- Aha!” He cheered and raised his fists triumphantly, the four now standing just above a town. “Civilization, see? Now-”
Scout tried to warn him, but the teen had walked right into a pumpkin. She watched silently with narrowed eyes as he kicked and wiggled his leg out of the vegetable before flinging it to the side. Regaining his composure, he turned forward and set his fists on his hips. “Alright. Let’s rejoin society.”
The “society” the group had walked into lacked one element. A society. There were plenty of houses littering the land, yet not a soul in sight. Rounding a corner, they walked between two houses as Wirt called out for any residents. “Hello? Hello? Hm… See anybody?”
“No,” Greg scanned the area before his eyes landed on his brother. “Oh! I see you!”
Without gaining the others’ attention, Scout slipped away to check inside the houses. They seemed… cozy. Each house was the same; small, single-roomed, and nearly empty. “These townsfolk need to invest in… well, everything…” Scout whispered as she shut the door to the fourth house she inspected.
“Scout!” Wirt called from beside a haystack. “Find anything?”
“Poor interior design, but nothing to help us.” She sighed before joining her friend at his side. “Where’s Greg?”
As if on cue, the young boy poked his head out of the haystack. “Do you hear that?”
From a barn within the distance, cheerful singing could be heard. Scout gasped and helped Greg out of the hay, frowning at the small pumpkin he must have stepped in a while ago, still on his foot. Shaking off her confusion, she let the boy keep his new shoe and followed Wirt into the barn. Peeking in, the group set their sights on something otherworldly.
The townsfolk- is that what they were?- were pumpkins. Well, their bodies were made of pumpkins, string, and actual clothing like hats. Each person had a distinct face drawn onto their pumpkin face, which sent a chill down Scout’s spine. Within the barn, the folk participated in all kinds of activities. Dancing around a tall string object, bobbing for apples, peeling apples, unhusking corn. The likes. They seemed lively, carefree.
“Oh, pardon me there.” A figure spoke as they shoved themselves between a frozen Scout and Wirt. Turning, one of the pumpkin townsfolk faced the group. “Say, you folks ought to don your vegetables and celebrate the harvest with us.”
“Uh… Oh! You’re wearing costumes!” Wirt realized.
“Well, sure. Pumpkins can’t move on their own. Can they?” He shrugged before walking away. Scout gripped Greg’s hand as she watched the pumpkin man go.
“Huh… Well, good thing you’re still wearing that pumpkin shoe, huh Greg?”
Said boy grinned up at Scout. “Yeah! I’m dressed for the occasion!”
Beatrice blinked. “You guys find this place as creepy as I do, right?”
“Absolutely.”
Wirt shrugged as if to reassure himself. “So, it’s some kind of weird cult where they wear vegetable costumes and… dance around a big thing. They seem nice enough.”
Feeling the hollow eyes of one of the townsfolk on her, Scout absentmindedly shuffled closer to Wirt. “There’s something off…”
“Well, maybe I can find someone here who will give us a ride home,” Wirt patted her shoulder comfortingly. “Scout, watch Greg. Greg, listen to Scout. Beatrice, thank you, but you can leave.” He waved the bird off.
Beatrice sighed. “I can’t leave. I’m honor-bound to help you since you helped me. That’s the- bluebird rules.”
Scout raised a brow as Wirt hummed and walked away. Greg’s eyes trailed up to his tea kettle hat that Beatrice sat upon. “Beatrice, did you know that Scout is the best dance partner ever known to man?”
“Awe, shucks, Greg…” Scout chuckled and let the boy lead her onto the dance floor.
“I’m not dancing with you.” Beatrice snipped, but Scout only grinned.
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“It’s too late,” She giggled as she and Greg twirled to the music. “We’ve already started.”
Beatrice rolled her eyes and watched as Greg and Scout joined hands with the frog before dancing in a small circle. The bird noted that there was no way she was going to separate the girl from the young boy. She clearly cared about him, if she was willing to dance around like a fool in the middle of a festival hosted by pumpkin people. And not giving any lip about it, at that. Instead, she threw her head back and laughed joyfully with Greg just before a voice broke out and silenced the entire room.
“Leave Pottsfield?! Who wants to leave Pottsfield?!”
The second the townsfolk began crowding around them, Scout pulled Greg into her side, whipping her head in every direction. Greg, oblivious to the danger, smiled casually. “Oh, are we leaving already?”
“Let’s leave immediately!” Beatrice yelled just before the barn went dark. Someone had shut the doors, trapped them in.
“I’m just trying to get home.” Scout heard Wirt’s shaking voice just before he bumped into her side.
The townsfolk backed the group into a wall of more pumpkin heads and bodies as they whispered out,
“They’re not supposed to be here.”
“Maybe he’s here to steal our crops.”
“To ruin our party.”
“Or take off our pumpkin shoes!” Greg chirped, gesturing to his trapped foot.
Wirt widened his eyes and shook his head. “Uh, no. I, uh-”
A deep voice from above chuckled. “Now, hold on, everybody. Heh. Let’s not jump up to any conclusions.”
It appeared that the tall stringed object had not been an object at all. In fact, it was a body for the most menacing-looking pumpkin-folk in the entire barn. He had to crouch just to peek through the shadows, his face drawn to show a large grin of wide teeth, hollow eyes staring into the souls of the children before him.
Wirt and Scout instantly joined hands out of fear.
“Enoch,” The townsfolk who ratted them out called. “What shall we do with them?”
“Now, let’s see here, children,” Enoch detached two strings from the ceiling to act as his arms. “How’d you end up in this little town of ours?”
In a jumbled mess, Wirt and Scout spoke over each other,
“We needed to get home-”
“We were lost in the woods-”
“Then we saw your farms-”
“And your very interesting houses and thought that this was a normal place to ask for help.”
“And we all stepped on pumpkins!” Greg grinned before Scout shook her head.
“I-I didn’t! I didn’t step on any pumpkins!”
Wirt tightened his hold on her hand. “Yeah! Well… Yeah! A-And then we heard the music from the barn, and well… uh…”
“What if we just left?” Scout tried.
Enoch chuckled yet again, contradicting the very tense atmosphere within the barn. “Now, let me get this straight: you come to our town, you trample our crops, you interrupt our private engagement, and now you wanna leave?”
She blinked. “Well, when you put it like that, it makes us look bad…”
“You’ll never convict! You have no proof!” Greg shouted, almost tripping on the pumpkin his foot resided in.
The same elderly townsfolk walked over to the group, a struggling Beatrice in his hands. “This one’s trying to escape!”
“Let me go!” She cried out. “I don’t know these clowns!”
“Children,” Enoch started. “It saddens me that you don’t wish to stay here with us… particularly because I simply have to punish you for your transgressions.”
“I knew it,” Scout whispered in Wirt’s ear. “I knew they were messed up here.”
Enoch started out his next words in a sing-song tune. “So, by the order of the Pottsfield Chamber of Commerce, I find you guilty of trespassing, destruction of property, disturbing the peace… and murder.”
“Murder?!” The teens shrieked.
“Oh, no, not murder,” Enoch snorted. “But for those other crimes, I sentence you to…”
Scout held her breath.
“A few hours of manual labor.”
And then slowly let it out.
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“Is that the last of it?” Scout asked after plunging her rake into the ground.
“Yup. That’s all the hay.” Wirt wiped a line of sweat from his forehead. “Guess that means we move onto… picking the pumpkins, right?”
“Girl!” A voice shouted out. The group turned to see a townsfolk walking up to them. “Not so fast, young lady. We need you for a special job.”
Scout and Wirt shared a look. “What… kind of special job?”
“We need a scarecrow. Need someone with nimble fingers. Gather this hay here and follow me.”
“Uh, yes, sir.” Scout quickly dumped the pile of hay into a wheelbarrow and pushed it behind the retreating pumpkin figure. She sent a reassuring smile over her shoulder at her friends. This seemed to almost do the job for Wirt, the poor boy wringing his hands together.
“She’ll be fine…”
After picking pumpkins, loading them onto a wagon, and then being bullied by turkeys (this was specifically Wirt), the group minus Scout was directed to the cornfield, baskets in hand. When approaching the clearing, the three reared back at the horrible figure displayed before them.
Its haunting grin stretched across its straw face, gangly limbs made of hay and straw, the body propped on a wooden pole. The top of its head lay open, some hay trickling from it. Beside the scarecrow was a ladder, now being climbed by Scout, who beamed at the boys and Beatrice. “Hey, there!”
“Whoo, that thing sure is ugly.” Beatrice whistled.
“He’s my pride and joy.”
Wirt wordlessly started picking the corn as Greg ran up to his friend. “Scout! I missed you so much! You missed it! The turkeys took Wirt’s hat right off his head and wore it! You should’ve seen the way Wirt jumped all around to get it-”
“Alright, Greg, that’s enough.” Wirt muttered. When Scout cackled, he snapped his head up to her. “Hey, what’re you laughing at? Your scarecrow’s head isn’t even closed! He looks like… like he’s lost his mind! Ha!”
“Stop worrying about my scarecrow and worry about your corn!” Scout pointed at him just before a stalk of corn Greg let go of had smacked the teen in his face. Wirt cried out and fell onto his back. He turned his head to the side to see Beatrice smirking at him. “Hey, guys?” Scout quietly called.
“Yeah?” Wirt turned to his friend, who stared off in the distance.
“They’re watching us like hawks…”
Once their work in the cornfield was finished, the four were sent to a large mass of empty land. Their only instruction: dig holes. Seeing as Greg was a very young and short-spanned kid, Scout took it upon herself to help the boy dig his hole and Wirt dug his own. “Scout?” Greg quietly called out, slightly winded from the work. “What if we find buried treasure?”
The girl hummed. “You think that’s why they’re having us do this? To find treasure?”
“Could be,” He shrugged before gasping. “Wait, that means we’re doin’ all the hard work and they get the pay!”
“The ways of the world, Gregory.” Scout tapped his nose. “But I’ll let you snag some.”
The two shared a laugh before Scout plunged her shovel into the ground, coming into contact with something. “Oh, hey, I found something!” She gasped.
“Buried treasure! Wirt!” Greg called out, catching the attention of his brother and their bluebird companion. “Scout found buried treasure!”
“Whoa, really?” Wirt awed as Scout ducked down to check what she found. “See, Beatrice? What’d you find, Scout?”
Wirt and Beatrice hadn’t expected to hear the girl’s frightened scream. They both flinched at the sound as Scout’s head popped up. “Greg, don’t touch it! Oh, god, get me out of here!”
“What?! What is it?!” Wirt widened his eyes and watched as Scout scrambled her way out of the hole. Greg smiled and shifted his body to reveal the skeleton laying in the hole.
“A skeleton!”
“Don’t touch it, Greg!” Scout warned. “We don’t know who that is!”
Wirt moved back and cried out in fear as Beatrice raised her brows, slightly amused. “We’re digging our own… I-I-I was wrong. I was wrong all along. I-I don’t know how to get us home. U-Use your little feet to pick our locks!”
“Oh, ho! Now you want my help?” Beatrice sassed.
“I don’t want your help-”
“Yes, he does!” Scout shouted. “Beatrice, please! At least get Greg out first!”
Any other words of plea died on her tongue at the sight of Enoch’s form moving towards them from a distance. Wirt whirled back to Beatrice, terrified. “Yes, she’s right, I want your help! Beatrice, serio-”
“Your time is up!”
“Aah!” Wirt screamed at the whole town who now crowded them once again. Scout sank back down into the hole and pulled Greg close. Shaking in his spot, Wirt stared up at Enoch, who only glanced down at the holes.
“Have the holes been dug?” A townsperson asked.
“Uh… yeah.”
“Splendid! Well, then-”
“But no.”
“No?”
Wirt blinked down at his feet before snapping his head back up to the townsfolk. “Right! Yeah… Uh, you know, we were digging, and there were too many rocks. You guys don’t like rocks, right?”
Scout narrowed her eyes as they all agreed with Wirt. “What is he doing…? We need to get out of here.”
Within the next second, Beatrice flew down into their hole, her foot free of its chain. As Wirt continued to babble, she freed Greg and then Scout, the three (plus the frog) booking it out of Pottsfield. By the time they were back in the woods, Scout’s chest burned and her leg pulsed in pain. Leaning against a tree, she sighed out and scanned the area around her. “W-Where’s Wirt?”
“Uh… Back with the pumpkin people?” Beatrice shrugged.
“What- Why?! Did you free him?!”
“Yes! I don’t know what that fool is doing!”
Scout let out a grunt of frustration. “Okay, okay. Just… watch Greg, don’t move. I’ll be right back!” She turned on her heel and rushed back towards the empty field. Cutting through the grass, she found her friend lying on his side. “Wirt!” She whispered.
He whipped his head to her, eyes wide and angry. “Where the heck did you guys go?!”
“We escaped! Why didn’t you?!”
“You guys just left me!”
Scout rolled her eyes and pulled Wirt to his feet, the boy realizing his ankle was free of its chain all this time. Dumbfounded, he let her lead him back into the woods. When he snapped back into reality, he broke into a sprint, eventually making his way to his brother and Beatrice. Bracing his hands on his knees, he took very deep breaths. “Are they chasing us?”
“No.”
He let out one last breath before standing up straight. “I-I thought you guys-”
“You’re welcome.” Beatrice smiled a bit. Wirt bowed his head.
“Thank you… I guess we’re even now, huh? You aren’t honor-bound to help us anymore?”
“I wish,” She rolled her eyes. “But you weren’t actually in any danger with those weirdos.”
Wirt grinned. “Oh, yeah! Then you still have to help us get home!”
“I got it!” Greg picked up his frog. “I wish Wirt Jr had fingernails so he could play the guitar better!”
A beat of silence passed before a voice cut through, “An odd time to tune in.”
The three turned to Scout, who approached them with a limp. Wirt frowned at this. “You weren’t running with me?”
“No, I told you they weren’t chasing us.”
“O-Oh…”
Beatrice hummed and turned back to Wirt. “So… yeah! I’ll bring you to Adelaide. I mean, that’s where I’m going anyway.”
As they began their journey ahead, Wirt wrapped Scout’s arm around his waist to support her. “Oh, yeah? What’re you going to Adelaide for?” The girl asked with a small smile.
“I guess, in some ways, I’m trying to get home, too.”
“That’s vague,” Wirt tilted his head. “What does that mean?”
“I don’t have to tell you anything.”
Scout sharply inhaled. “Touchy…”
“Well, I sure hope Adelaide is more helpful than that Woodsman was. I think his directions were… not very good.”
Scout nodded her head in agreement, leaning into Wirt’s shoulder as they continued down the autumn-decorated wood.
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wastelandslug · 2 years
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ace attorney gameplay notes 28/12/21 (spoilers)
LOTTA is my GIRLFRIEND and i love her lil cryptid ass
we hit the ‘it wasnt christmas yet!’ line, pogCHAMP
that boat man is was my dad and now hes probs the murderer, we all make mistakes
NICK YOU CANT JUST MAKE CAREER PATH CHOICES BASED ON GETTING TO SEE UR BESTIE!!!!! 
nick x miles 4eva
i would die for larry
nick being the only one to remember the lunch money trial? iconic
EDGEWORTH CHARACTER LORE YESS
“I’m sorry Wright, I’m not that good of a person.” YOU SEE THIS SHIT? PREMIUM LORE
yogi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,like the bear?
robert hammond is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, he PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!  That's right. He took his lawyer fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting, so I-
i would die for detective dick gumshoes, aka detective detective detective
i like the cell shading(im playing the steam vers)
do you remember mr moneybags from monopoly? well THIS is him now! [insert picture of grossberg]
TINY MINI MILES NO PRECIOUS BABBYYYY
Grossberg is illiterate trust me he told me himself
you’re telling me a GHOST LIED? scandalous 
von karma is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, he PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!  That's right. he took-
the judge going ‘idk what youre saying but it checks out so idk’
von karmas breakdown animation being him baging his head on the wall over and over again? mood
THE GHOST DIDNT LIE HELL YEAH
the court finds miles edgeworth Hot Milky
LARRY TOOK THE LUNCH MONEY???? your honour you had to be there, you wouldnt get it
fr larry, miles and nick are the best trio ever can you IMAGINE game nights w them
LET ME HUG MAYA GOODBYE YOU COWARDS
oh my god payne shut UP
penny and maya are pen pals thats so cute
MIA WAS THE GHOST IN THE PIC SHUT UPPP THATS SO COOL
i think ive got another chapter left, but im gonna skedaddle and hit the hay rn, its getting late aha 
bye!
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smol-bee-stories · 3 years
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Sounds of the Morning
Sawamura Daichi loves Sugawara Koushi, and it’s in moments like these that he realizes it more than ever. 
Notes: Please let me know if you like, and if you’d like more of my terrible writings :P 
You can also find me on Ao3 at https://archiveofourown.org/users/smol_bee_stories/pseuds/smol_bee_stories
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Sawamura Daichi’s favorite time of day is the morning. 
He loves the soft illumination of his apartment by sunlight filtering in through cream colored blinds. He loves the smell of freshly slept in bed sheets mixed with the slight musk of a recent shower. But most of all, he loves the sounds that he wakes up to each and every morning. 
Daichi wakes slowly, stretching the sleep out of his well muscled arms before reaching down to rub at crusted eyes. He gets out of bed, one leg at a time, ready to follow his morning routine. He stretches, showers, tidies up the room, and makes his way into the sitting area. He does things quickly and efficiently, a force of habit due to his occupation as a police officer. But he also does things quickly and efficiently so he could make his way to his favorite part of the day. 
When he enters the sitting area, the first things he notices are always the sounds that greet him. The sizzling of food cooking on the stove, the light tinkling of the windchimes by the kitchen window, and the humming coming from the chef himself. 
“Aha! Good morning, Captain! Finally awake, are we?” Koushi says with a grin. 
Sugawara Koushi, despite initial appearances, is neither a quiet nor soft man. He is a cheery man - full of joy, full of life, full of sound. He leaves traces of himself behind everywhere he goes, even if he isn’t doing so intentionally. That’s just the kind of man he is, and he fills the hearts of every person he meets without even trying. So when Daichi hears Koushi cooking their meals, humming in the kitchen, greeting him in the morning - he knows it’s the start of another wonderful day. He knows that no matter what comes his way that day, everything will be okay. Because he will have started his day hearing Koushi’s voice, and when he comes home after a long day he’ll be greeted by Koushi’s voice once again. 
“Smells delicious, Koushi.” Daichi fondly smiles at the man who is still preparing both breakfast and lunch, “What are you making today?”
“Since we had your favorite yesterday, today we’re having mine. Super spicy mapo tofu with a side of green beans, Captain!” Koushi says all this with a grin. 
Daichi shakes his head disapprovingly, yet he can’t help but grin back. “It’s been 10 years already, you really should stop calling me Captain. It’s a little embarrassing.”
“Absolutely not! It’s cute, and all our precious kouhai think so too. You should cherish the title, Captain. Now stop lounging around, I haven’t started the coffee yet.” 
“Hai hai, Sensei.” 
The smile hasn’t left Daichi’s face all morning, but it usually doesn’t when he starts a morning like this. 
The apartment is quiet save for the low sizzling of the food on the pan and the slow drip of brewing coffee. The occasional wind will leave a quiet chime ringing through the apartment while Koushi hums quietly, slowly plating breakfast and putting their lunches into neat little bento boxes. 
After knowing Koushi for so many years, Daichi never thought that the two of them would end up here like this. Koushi’s presence in his life has always been a constant, and Daichi finds that he often forgets how deeply embedded they are into each other’s lives until they are separated. Even days feel like years when they are apart, but when they are together Daichi finds himself often forgetting that Koushi is even there. He’s the very air that Daichi breathes, the very blood that flows through his veins. They exist with one another, and they cannot exist without one another. And Daichi finds himself, particularly in the calm moments of the everyday like these, so incredibly grateful for the path of life that has brought him - no, both of them - here, together. It’s in moments like these that Daichi can’t help but remember how much Sugawara means to him, and how incomplete his life would be without him.
“What's on your mind?” Koushi breaks the silence as he’s setting the plates onto the table, “You were staring off into space.” 
Daichi smiles, soft and tender, a love worth a thousand lifetimes in his eyes. 
“Just about how lucky I am.”
“HuH?? What are you going on about? It’s too early for whatever strange thoughts run through your head. Just come over and eat breakfast, you sappy fool.” Is Koushi’s response, but there’s a sappy grin on his face as well. 
Breakfast goes on as usual, the pair sitting quietly and enjoying the peace of the morning before a hectic day. But today felt just right to Daichi. The weather was perfect, breakfast was perfect, waking up to Koushi every morning was perfect. And without thinking the words just left his mouth. 
“Will you marry me?”
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a little thingy I don't plan on continuing. my only context for this is... witches, cat boys and... that's it lmao
sorry I haven't been posting too much writing. I haven't been confident about it lately ;w;
The chanting was getting louder the more closer they moved.
Nene had no idea where those people were taking her, because for one thing, she was blindfolded. They even tied her wrists behind her back and unceremoniously carried her away from her house. Wow, way to interrupt a girl from her leisure time, huh?
She could hear the crackling sound of fire and loud shouts of "kill her!" from the angry voices of the townspeople, which finally lead her to understanding what was happening. It had just been her luck that she decided to live in a town that greatly loathed her kind.
Yes, she was a witch. And currently she was going to get executed in the middle of town for many people to see.
What fun.
There wasn't any use on telling them that she wasn't like the bad witches at all. It wasn't like she was bad, it was just that she knew how people would react to the fact trying to explain things would be rendered useless from their moments of delusion.
How in the world did they find out? Was she not being careful enough? Did some kid see her using some minor spells on her garden and snitched? Or did someone see her idly sharing a conversation with that black cat that visited her from time to time?
Ah, whatever. She was going to die and that was gonna be the least of her worries now.
She got dropped onto the ground and pushed against a pole, hands tying her waist around it securely. Something prickly brushed against her legs, which she figured was a bunch of hay underneath her.
"Burn the witch! Kill her!"
So this was how she was going to go, huh? Getting burned to a crisp for everyone's viewing pleasure. Well, if she had any regrets, one of them was not getting a boyfriend. It's because of my ankles right? No wonder they wanna kill me. Me being a witch, and my stupid ankles.
And that little black cat. He would be very sad when he finds out she couldn't make it for their everyday talks together. Maybe he could find a new, cuter witch to be with now? Not like he wanted to stick around a witch with radish legs, right?
The smell of smoke was beginning to become more apparent. She could feel the heat from the fire coming closer and closer. There were many shouts that repeated the same phrase over and over again, and a part of her just wanted them to get over the entire thing already so she wouldn't have to listen to them.
Funny that she still had the audacity to get annoyed on the verge of death.
She heard her name getting shouted with desperation, as she quickly recognized the voice. Ah, Aoi. I'm sorry that I have to leave you behind so abruptly.
The flames were getting closer, to the point she could feel the heat starting to get stronger. This was it. Unless there was some sort of miracle that would happen, which would be nice, there was no turning back now.
"That's a little bit extreme of you people, isn't it?"
All of a sudden, she felt all the ropes that tied her loosen, and herself getting pulled away from the fire that was about to burn her alive. It all happened so fast, she wasn't even able to process what just happened.
"Hey! What are you doing?! We're trying to get rid of her!"
The voice—which belonged to a boy that she seemed to sorta recognize—only laughed. She squeaked when he suddenly flipped her over and she got plopped into someone's arms, probably belonging to him.
What in the world was going on this time?
"Trying to burn a cute girl is considered rude, no? I'm sure we can all understand that." Nene felt her cheeks warm up at the thought of that boy calling her cute. Can you blame her, it was the first time a boy had ever said anything like that around her.
"But she's a witch! If we don't kill her now, she's going to kill all of us!"
"Tch, you humans and your irrationalities." It was strange that he refered to them as 'humans', as if he wasn't one of them.
Maybe he was like her, in a sense?
The air kicked up around her and before she knew it, she was being carried away by her still unidentified savior from the crowd of angry townspeople. She heard Aoi calling after her in a worry, before ultimately the voices of the crowd were reduced to merely silence as they went further and further.
They finally stopped, and Nene could hear water close by. They seemed to be near a river, one that was beyond the outskirts of the town.
Pulling her blindfold off she tried to squint through the dark in order to get a better look at the person. Short dark hair concealed by the hood of his cloak, and golden eyes that looked like the kind that would probably glow in the night if that were possible. She didn't realize she was staring at him until he decided to look back at her.
"You are one clumsy witch, you know that, Yashiro?"
Now how did he know her name? She doesn't recall meeting him at all. Or even seeing him around town for that matter.
He seemed to be irked at her confused look, as he sighed to himself, setting her back down on her feet. He pulled back the hood off his head, revealing... cat ears.
"You seriously don't recognize me, Yashiro? Am I that generic looking?"
Wait. It couldn't be possible, right? Like, she's a witch, sure, but even she thought it wasn't capable of happening at all.
Or was it?
"H... Hanako-kun?" She softly said, unsure whether she was right. Fortunately she was, as seen by how his face brightened up at the mention of the name.
"That's right! It's me! So you do recognize me after all!"
"T-that can't be right! Hanako-kun's a..." Nene trailed off when Hanako walked right up to her and bent over, leaning forward up to her face with a smile.
"This is my real form, you see. I wouldn't be able to save you from getting killed if I stayed a cat now, right?"
"I know that! It's just that... why did you save me? You barely know me, apart from those three months." Nene shifted her foot around, deciding to look down at the grass instead of his eyes.
It wasn't like he saved her for any special reasons, right? If only she wasn't such a hopeless romantic.
Hanako tilted his head to the side, still smiling all the way. "I like you, though. That's enough of a reason for me."
"Huh?!" That was totally uncalled for! What in the world did he mean by that?!
"I said..." Now their faces were so close to each other, to the point she hoped he didn't see how red her face was getting. "I like you, Yashiro."
"As a... as a friend?" She managed to ask, but for some reason she hoped it wasn't the case.
Only a little, though.
Hanako finally pulled away from her personal space, and he turned up to look at the night sky for a while to contemplate, then turned back to her.
"That's up to you to decide." He replied, sticking his tongue out with a playful wink.
"Wha—you jerk!" Nene stomped over to him, trying to punch him on the chest. Of course he was joking! The boy had the habit of misleading her with his words, even before he showed his true form to her. Why was she even disappointed in his answer, anyway?
"Aha, settle down, Yashiro." Laughing, Hanako takes both her hands into his. It was hard to keep a straight face when Nene was making such a cute angry face.
He saw light from torches coming closer to their location. Ah, crap. Those townspeople were on their tracks.
Picking Nene up from the ground once more, he plopped her behind his back, making sure she was secure. "We better move!"
"Eh—Hanako-kun, where are we even going to go?!"
He didn't turn to look at her, but it was clear that he knew what he was doing. "Don't worry, I'll protect you, Yashiro. So hold on, okay?"
Her heart beat fast again, another blush making its way into her cheeks once more. All she could so was nod and bury her face on his back, trying not to be too obvious.
Before she knew it, they were running away once more, away from the people chasing after them. Who knows where they were heading, but Nene had the feeling they were probably going to be just fine.
"Um... Hanako-kun, aren't I too heavy?"
"Yeah, actually—ow! I was just joking!"
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avis-writeshq · 3 years
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Long overdue, but let us begin! [yes i forgot i made a banner for it LMAO]
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For my followers,
Thank you for putting up with me. I know I procrastinate and I know I make mistakes but you’re all so patient with me! I’m a mess and I hold so much chaotic energy, so thank you for sticking with me. It’s surreal that we even made it this far – 695 followers later and I’m so thankful for every single one of you. I know that I have a lot to work on, but your support really means the world to me.
 I started writing in June 2019. A little more than a year later and this is further than I ever thought I would ever get to. You’re all so amazing. Thank you so much for everything. I hope and pray that 2021 will bring each an every one of you love, happiness, peace, and every happy little feeling. May your forever be filled with all the good things in life. I love you all so much.
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For my anons,
I know my responses aren’t consistent, but thank you for everything. You all may come and go, but you took the time to even send one ask in and even that is enough. You all mean so much to me and hold a little piece of my heart. Thank you for your support – you all gave me so much to look forward to. May 2021 be better than 2020. May it be filled with love, happiness, and peace for all of you.
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Dear: Keiji-mun and Akaashi Keiji, [ @dearest-avis ],
Yeah, you guys need a separate section. You first sent in an ask on the 28th of August, 2020, and since then you’ve been filling my life with love and joy. Looking through my response, I can’t help but cringe because you’re always so sweet and I’m… extremely awkward. Aha, thank you for loving me for me. You mean the world to me.
I still can’t get over how you made an account to send me messages. I was surprised and I felt so… grateful. I honestly can’t explain all my emotions, but please know that you gave me so much love and happiness. I know you’re probably not online because you’re taking a break on social media, but I hope you can see this soon.
I love you with all my heart and I hope 2021 can give you everything you deserve. May your forever be only filled with the good things.
With love,
Avis
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Dear: Ana, [ @mrs-kuroojinguji ]
Hai Cici ❤ this year has been crazy, don’t you think? So many things have happened but I’m stating to think that it’s more of a blessing than a curse. I remember following you earlier this year (I think it might have been some time in June?) mainly because I absolutely adored your writing. You had just hit 300 followers, and you posted something about being from Melbourne! So, of course, I jumped and commented that I live in Melbourne and we began to DM AKDJKA fate really said “let’s give Avis something to be happy about in 2020.”
 Ever since then, I can confidently say that you are one of my biggest supporters and one of my closest friends here on tumblr. You’re always so encouraging to other people, and that’s something I admire! Woman, you’re a bit crazy and a bit [read: very] horny, but we love that about you 🥺 thank you for making this year into a year that I can cherish. I’m wishing you a wonderful New Year, and an amazing forever!
 All the love,
Mei
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Dear: Angel, [ @deadontheinsidebut ]
 Hello Jiejie 💘 you’ve probably heard this a lot, but it has to be said: you really are an angel in desolate times. 2020 has been hard on everyone in various different ways! But when I found your account in the midst of lockdown, it was definitely a blessing! Your friendship and your support is something that I will never take for granted and it’s something that I will always cherish.
 Thank you always for being a light in the darkness. Our conversations are always bright and loving, exactly like you! Your support means the world to me, so thank you so much for being a part of my life! Oh, and thank you for sticking up for me when various dramatic things happened. We don’t like dat no siree. Wishing you a beautiful New Year, and a blessed forever!
 With love,
Mei
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Dear: Bri, [ @briswriting ]
 Hai Senpai Bri~ honestly, I can’t tell you how grateful I am for you. You’re such an inspiration and you’re someone I look up to! You wouldn’t believe how much I stalked you before we became moots 🙃 hehe, thank you for supporting me throughtout this year! I’m so glad we’re friends now! I hope we can become closer and talk more as this year progresses! Wishing you all the love and happiness you deserve, as well as an amazing forever!
 With love, 
Avis
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Dear: Corey, [ @kageyuji]
 You… you deserve so much love I can’t even begin to explain. You’re so sweet and your vibes are on point. Corey, you don’t give youreself enough credit, honestly. You’re one of the strongest people I know and I’m so happy you let me into your life. I’m so grateful for you and I hope I gave you some happiness and love as well.
With love,
Avis
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Dear: Gab, [ @kenmaki ]
 Hai Ate Gab 💝 imagine the saddest place you could imagine. The worst feeling you could ever feel. Yep, that’s where I’ll be without you and that’s how I’d feel if you weren’t in my life. Okay, a bit dramatic, yes, but it’s the truth! You’ve been such a huge influence in my life (we’re going to pretend I don’t see Tamaki-san railing you on main) and you’re another huge supporter to my blog! You’re always so sweet and understnading and I’m so glad I met you!
 I don’t remember when or how we became moots (I think I first followed because Ana interacted with you a lot sjkjsfkj) but I’m glad we did! Thank you for always being there for me and for lifting my spirits! Thank you for sticking with me throughout the year, especially when [redacted] did not so nice things :’) Wishing you a smooth transition into the New Year, and a wonderful forever!
 With love,
Mei
 p.s, please sleep earlier for the love of kenma, tamaki, osamu, iwaizumi, and everyone else
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Dear: Jin, [ @kuroolongtea ]
 Yes, we might not talk as much, but honestly that’s probably my fault because I suck at keepign conversations going :’) BUT ANYWAY, you’re such an amazing person! I know that new year’s eve wasn’t kind to you, but I hope you know that you still deserve every ounce of happiness this world has to give. Your vibes are ✨immaculate✨ and I’m so happy that we’re friends!
 Wishing 2021 to be MUCH better and bring you all the love in the world, because you, ma’am deserve it all! May your forever shine brighter than Instagram models’ highlighter.
 With love,
Avis
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Dear: Lex, [ @hajimine ]
Cici you’re such a happy person and another person I look up to! You’re always so sweet and caring and I admire that about you! Not to mention you live here, in Melbourne, so we definitely have to meet up some time hehe >.< thank you for being there for me! You’re such a loving person and I hope I can be someone to you as well! May 2021 be kind to you, and give you love and joy! Wishing you an amazing forever!
 With love,
Mei
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Dear: Lou, [ @teyvatstories ]
 LOU ISTG YOU ARE SO CHAOTIC BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR IT KJDKAJ *ahem* I mean, hai Lou :3 you’ve been such a positive influence on my life and I can’t than you enough! You shower me with so much love, and I don’t even know if I deserve it T^T You’re always there for me and I’m so unbelievably glad that I bothered to send you a message through your asks.
 Thank you for being the positive I wish to see in the world. You deserve so much love, and to think you received hate instead. You know what, it doesn’t matter, because I promise I’ll be here to cancel the bad for good. You deserve that much at least. Thank you for sending me messages and for reminding me to download Genshin. No, I have not downloaded it yet. May 2021 be your bitch and I wish you have all the love and joy until forever.
 With love,
Avi
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Dear: Millie, [ @millie-mint ]
 Hai Millie Bear 💖 Thank you for everything you’ve done for me! Helping me out with my maths questions (still can’t get over how you taught me more than my teacher did ajskaj) and for geeking out about food and cakes ✨  Thank you as well for supporting me throughout this past year! I’m so grateful to have your friendship!
 Thank you as well for being there for me when times got tough. You’re always so sweet and your bubbly personality always lifts my spirits! 2020 has been hard on so many people, but I was blessed enough to have met you on this site! Thank you for everything, and I’m wishing you a smooth transition into 2021! May you have all the love, peace, and happiness this year, and an incredible forever!
 With love,
Ave
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Dear: Owly, [ @owlywrites ]
 Honestly, we haven’t talked as much as I would have liked, but I’m glad we’re friends! Owly, you’re such a bright and positive person on this site and I just know that so many people are glad that you’re here. You always find a way to bring happiness and positivity onto tumblr, as well as lift people’s spirits in the best way possible! You just have to focus on yourself sometimes, but we can work on that together! You’re so selfless and so giving – I admire the way you see the world so brightly.
 Thank you for bringing the positivity everyone deserves and needs. You’re a blessing to so many people and I’m so thankful that I met you. May 2021 be the best year ever, and I’m wishing you a wonderful forever!
 With love, Avis
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Dear: Soph, [ @animatedarchives ]
 Jiejie Soph ohmg where do I even begin? You literally give me so many happy thoughts and make me so soft >.< you’re a foodie and I love that about you hehe you’re so encouraging with my baking and honestly we’re both so chaotic bahaha half of our messages are just us freaking out over food and it always makes me smile! You’re such a positive energy in my life and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
 Thank you for being there for me when I need it. You never fail to make people feel better and you’re always so encouraging! Also, thanks for reminding me to work on my anime journal (which is still empty btw I have no idea what I’m doing)!  Thank you for being a blessing in 2020 – I hope I was as much a blessing to you as you were to me. Wishing you happiness and peace this year, and an amazing forever!
 With love,
Mei
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Dear: V, [ @macaronnv]
 V, you are such a bright soul and I love you so much for it. You bring me so much happiness, and I can’t even begin to thank you. Your writing is amazing and I’m telling you, you deserve more than you have now. I think you’re probably on a break and coming back to social media slowly, so please take your time, okay?
 Thank you for everything. May 2021 be your year and bring you love, happiness, as well as the recognision you deserve. Wishing you an amazing forever! (Jangan lupa buat makan yang bener sama minum yang banyak. Aku cinta kamu <3
 With love,
Avis
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Dear: Yssa, [ @katsushimaa]
 I am so honoured that you even bothered to reblog one of my fics, let alone give me a follow T^T you’re someone I  have always looked up to, and you’re a big influence to me here on tumblr! You’re so sweet and caring, and you’re deserving of all the love you receive on this god forsaken site. I’m wishing you every happiness and all the love in the world! May you have a wonderful forever!
 With love,
Avis
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I know that there are so many more, but I’m pretty brain dead, so here’s a few more people I would like to thank before I pass out:
 @tamaki-anon •  @myelocin • @baeshijima • @yuueisteria • @stcrryskies • @strawberriimilkshake • @kuroos-babie • @ceo-of-daichi • @xavestory • @rilacry • @cotton-hashira • @tsuhika • @tsukisemi • @tetsurolls • @applepienation • @angelwithglasswings • @suhkusa • @chaotic-angel-anon
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snaileer · 3 years
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Chips & Salsa, Chp 8
Keith had decided that Altean medical beds were the worst thing to curse the universe since the discontinuation of 2-in-1 hair products.
At least he definitely thought so from the last 30 minutes he’d spent sitting on one. Coran was still looking for the right salve or something for his bruises. He’d tried to get out of it but Shiro had stared him down all the way from the armory to the Medbay.
Even Keith wasn’t immune to ‘The Look.’
“Aha!” Coran jumped in triumph, holding up a small container like treasure, “I found it!”
Keith tried to get off the bed again, “I told you, Coran, I don’t need any treatment or-”
“Sit.” Shiro rumbled.
“But I-”
“Sit, Keith.” Shiro glared back. Keith would never admit that he pouted as he settled back on the medical bed, it was only a little childish spitefulness. His brother sighed again, “I know you hate doctors but it is only by the grace of god your nose isn’t broken. He almost-”
“Actually, his face is mostly unharmed.” Coran piped in as he got closer. Shiro raised an eyebrow in confusion as the Altean started applying the cream to Keith. “Yes, Lance certainly did a number on him, but there is a degree of restraint. His nose is bruised, a little bloody sure; but it wasn’t hit with anywhere near enough force to break it.”
Keith winced at a bloom of pain on his jaw and growled, “Then why does it hurt so much?”
Coran scoffed and moved to collect more salve as he mumbled, “Probably because I chose the one without pain relievers in it.”
“Coran…” Shiro gave him a stern look, but Coran shrugged it off and kept applying the cream.
“What? I’m not team leader, I have no problems showing favorites,” He said incredulously, “And besides, restraint doesn't mean he didn't hit hard. He just avoided your important bits, y’know, eyes and such. Could be much worse. In fact, this one time Alfor and I had a nasty run-in with some street thugs on a Gaali planet. Nearly ripped my ear off those fuc-”
“Not the time, Coran.” Shiro stepped in, handing Keith his jacket as he hopped down from the bed. “Keith, you need to talk to Lance.”
“What!? He hit me!”
“I don't want to hear who started it Keith,” Shiro followed him out of the room, “You and Lance have always been at each other’s throats, but this is different.”
“It really isn’t, Shiro.”
“Yes, it is. We both know that Lance wouldn’t have commented on your scoff, wouldn’t have taken it that far.”
“Yeah, obviously, I got that. So, what? You want me to just shut up? Stop talking to him?”
“No.” Shiro sighed, “We don’t need to be walking on eggshells around him, god no; but we still have to recognize that he’s gone through something traumatic. Is still going through it.”
“So did you Shiro. And he took advantage of your sympathy. I’m not going to give him mine, because clearly, he only cares about himself.” His voice grew in agitation.
“That’s not true, Keith, and you know it.” Shiro said, trying to convince Keith to just stop being so stubborn.
“Then why can’t he act like it!”
Shiro looked back over his shoulder, then over the other.
“What the hell are you doing, Shiro!?” Keith shouted. He was sick of his brother always-
Shiro crossed his arms and glared down at Keith, “I’m trying to find who you think you’re yelling at, because I know for damn sure it’s not me.” 
Keith growled and grit his teeth, “I’m not up for your stupid-”
“Try again.”
“I don’t-”
“No.”
“What do you mean ‘no’? I was trying to-” Keith threw his hands in the air at Shiro. Shiro and all his stupid vagueness.
“I mean, no. You don’t get to write him off this quickly. I want you to give him a chance.”
“I already did!”
“Then give him another one.”
“Why!?” Keith shot back.
“Because he deserves it,” Shiro answered, his words solemn enough to shut Keith’s mouth with a snap. “Don’t you think, that after everything, everything we’ve been through, everything he went through, everything he went through for us.. don’t you think he deserves another chance? Don’t you think he deserves a few chances?”
“But I- But he- We can’t just-” Keith shuffled through refusals, but each one fell short. 
“I’ve been where he is, Keith. And it isn’t as easy as ‘go back to normal.’ Surviving that… it takes everything.” Shiro took a deep breath to steady himself, “You can’t afford to be kind, or caring, or selfless. And even when every, single, part of you rushes to save somebody,” He paused and made eye contact again, “You have to push it down.”
Keith stood silently for a moment, looking back at Shiro. Sorrow, guilt, regret washed over his face because he hadn’t been able to save Shiro.
Not just Shiro, his brain reminded him. 
Keith shifted his eyes away, staring at his shoes. “Is it really going to be that hard to get him back?” He said softly, the air fragile.
“We still have to try.” 
Keith twitched his lips back and forth, clenching and unclenching his jaw. Rolling the debate over his tongue. He hated to back down from an argument.
“So?...” Shiro questioned, raising an eyebrow and leaning back on his hip. Keith sighed dramatically.
“Fine.” He threw his hands up for good measure, “I’ll give him another chance.”
“Finally! God, I thought I was gonna have to bribe you or something.” Shiro dropped his arms from his chest in exasperation, “I swear, for how much you two care about each other, it’s ridiculously hard to get you to just talk.”
“What?”
Now it was Shiro’s turn to sigh, “Nothing. Just… trying to get this team to function is like pulling teeth. And I very specifically refused my parent’s desire for me to become a dentist.”
Keith gave a breathless laugh, “Ha!” He looked Shiro up and down, “Like you’re any better.”
An affronted look grew across Shiro’s face, “I’m not-” 
Keith took that moment to dash down the hall, away from any more lectures.
“I’m not that bad!... And apologize to Lance!” Shiro shouted out after his rapidly disappearing shape. Keith threw back a rushed ‘will do!’ as he made his escape.
Shiro stood in the hallway, unmoving for a second. Thinking.
“Oh! Number one, you’re still here,” Coran walked out from around a corner, “Did you need something? Why are you just standing in the middle of the hall?”
“No reason…” Shiro paused, “I think I’m just now understanding why my grandmother got paid so much to be a matchmaker.” He stared off into the distance; his face the picture of resignation.
“Ah! A noble profession indeed! Y’know, one could say that I’m responsible for Alfor and Melenor getting together. Pah! The kingdom would have fallen without me!”
Shiro resisted the sudden urge to remind him that it did.
Instead, he listened to Coran regale him with tales of how he saved the castle (“more than once, might I add”), while they walked, side-by-side, through the corridors.
-x-x-x-
Lance ran his hands across the grass. Trying to pick out each blade of green beneath his fingers. He couldn’t.
It made sense, honestly. In a weird sort of way. Same reason the clouds never moved across the picturesque blue sky. Same reason that though he could see the wind shift the grass, he couldn’t feel any breeze on his skin.
It was fake. A hologram. The wonders of alien technology to create a world that seemed so real and yet-
Wetness dripped onto his cheek. 
Lance squeezed his eyes closed tighter and tried to ignore it. To relish in the momentary sense of peace. 
The peace that always came after a fight. As petty as it’d been, his fight with Keith had helped. He needed it; to fight, to fight without restraints or routine practice. Just to fight, to grapple for the right to exist like he had in the-
Something blocked the light in front of him, casting a shadow over his face. He peeked open an eyelid… Just in time to see a blob of saliva dangling right above his eye.
“Kaltenecker!” Lance flung himself out of the cow’s drool range. He groaned, awkwardly rubbing his cheek against his shoulder in a desperate attempt to wipe it off.
“That’s so disgusting!”
“Mooooo,” Kaltnecker glanced up with half-lidded eyes as she continued to eat at the spot where he was just laying.
“I can’t believe you’d betray me like this! Oh, the pain!” Lance put his hand to his forehead dramatically, “How ever will I go on?!” 
Kaltnecker, seemingly unbothered by him, continued chewing. Lance tried to sneak a glimpse at her without breaking character, disappointed to see her lack of reaction.
“Oh, tough crowd, huh?” 
She turned to the side, flicking her tail at him dismissively.
“I bet…” he paused and got to his feet, “THIS’LL change your mind!” Lance jumped at her, aiming for surprise, “Raahhh! Oof.” He hit her side like a brick wall, Kaltnecker sparing him no more than a look.
“I think I’d forgotten how hard it is to mess with cows.” He narrowed his eyes at her, then shrugged and smirked, “Oh, well.. Guess I’ll just have too....” Lance took a couple steps away, before turning back, “Lay on you instead! Ah-Ha!” He leapt onto the cow’s back like a starfish, searching for enough grip to stay attached.
He leaned his head down to her eye-level, “Still nothing, huh girl?” She blinked at him, smacked her lips, …. And then kept chewing.
“Lance?” Both cow and paladin’s heads shot upright at the voice. Hunk stood in the doorway with a bucket and a weird container next to him.
Kaltenecker found this infinitely more exciting than Lance’s efforts at bothering her and a loud ‘MOOO’ came from below Lance. 
Uh oh.
Kaltenecker galloped for the door, suddenly full of energy, hauling Lance along with her as he held on for dear life.
She finally stopped in front of Hunk’s feet, pausing for a moment until-
“Hoe, don't do it-” Lance scrambled to get off her in time, but failed as she plopped down on top of him. Sitting like a dog. 
Lance groaned at the sudden weight, resigned to trying to keep her tail from slapping him in the face.
“Hey there big girl! Excited to see me?” Hunk’s words only served to make her tail slap harder. Lance struggled to lean around her enough to see what he was doing.
Hunk pulled a package of some type of ‘alien-hay-feed’ out of the container at his feet. Hefting it into his arms, he carried it over to the small stall they had for the cow, Kaltenecker following behind him dutifully. Finally releasing Lance.
“Are we sure you’re not giving her too much of that stuff?” Lance groaned and rubbed his sides.
“Nah, Pidge calculated the perfect amount, I just don't think you're supposed to have cows sitting on you.” Hunk waved him off as he emptied the food into the trough. Hunk perked up like he’d remembered something, “Oh! Pidge! I promised her I’d help fix the glitches in the-” 
“Then go, I’m sure Kaltenecker will be fine,” Lance assured him as he got closer.
Hunk glanced from the cow, to Lance, to the bucket he left by the door, “But I have to-” 
Lance followed his line of sight, “Oh! I can do it buddy! Just go do your computer thing,” He smiled at him and went to grab the bucket.
“Are you sure? ‘Cuz I can stay if-” Hunk’s hands started fidgeting as he crumpled up the feed package and came closer.
“Gooo. I’ve done this before! Or did you forget who taught you?” Lance got behind him and playfully started urging him out of the room.
“Who? Your Uncle Leo?” Hunk said as he dug his heels in.
“No, me!” 
“I think I distinctly remember Leo teaching-” Hunk caught Lance’s eyes, joking glare and all, “Fine. Fine, I’ll go. But I’m making ice cream for dessert so make sure to bring the milk by the kitchen so you can help before dinner.” Hunk smiled back at his friend as he was pushed out of the room. It was nice to have someone take over with Kaltenecker, he was finally free to work on stuff with Pidge like he’d been putting off.
Behind the doors, Lance picked up the bucket and faced Kaltenecker with determination. 
“Now you have to pay attention to me, pretty girl.”
-x-x-x-
By the time Lance had finally, finally gotten Kaltenecker to cooperate enough for him to milk her, he’d already wasted half an hour.
So he had absolutely no qualms about leaving her alone in her ‘pasture’, and he was definitely not sulking.
Still, the whole process satisfied something in him. Something about the actions just brought him back to his childhood trips to Uncle Leo’s dairy farm.
And yeah, they were in space, not south eastern Cuba. And yeah, the cow they had was definitely genetically or hormonally modified by aliens to keep producing milk.
But it is what it is. And Lance would take what bits of home he could get.
Home.
A surge of homesickness rattled through him. It ached. A bone deep ache that he hadn’t paid attention to in so long and-
It was quickly pushed out by ringing.
Right. That.
Lance pulled his mind away from thoughts of his family, of any happiness he used to have. It was all gone for him now, and the ringing seemed to hate any happiness he even tried to scrounge together for himself.
Something clicked. If the ringing grew every time Lance thought about his family, or his home or-
Ow. 
With the Galra, when he’d thought the ringing was self-inflicted, that it was his punishment; it’d made sense for his happiness to make it worse. Why should he get to be happy, when he’d taken that from somebody else? Why should he get to keep his family? When he’d ripped someone away from theirs, permanently.
And he’d thought hearing the screams of his opponents, his fights, his kills, his victims was fair. Justified. Why should he get any peace when he’d taken any chance of it for them?
No.
This wasn’t on him. Yes, he deserved the guilt he felt. And yes, one day, he’d see retribution for his actions, but that wasn’t what this was.
This was Haggar.
Haggar trying to rid him of his memories. Of his home, his family. Of his team. Haggar trying to rid him of his hope.
Rid him of weakness, a voice whispered, No weaknesses, nothing to chance.
The memory of that phrase made him grit his teeth. 
Haggar was such a bitch when she was being condescending.
Lance took a break from his thoughts to peek his head into the kitchen. Still empty, thank god.
He loved Hunk, he really did, but there was no way he was sitting through another awkward team meal. Especially not right before they did something potentially hazardous to his mental state.
Again.
He quickly dropped the milk on the counter and left as fast as he could. He had somewhere to be, things to do, and a theory to test.
But first, a change of clothes.
x-x-x
Keith was sick of looking for Lance. I mean, seriously! The guy is over six foot, he shouldn't be that hard to find! Keith grumbled as he turned another corner in his search.
It was just his luck that he’d been chosen to ‘collect’ Lance. Shiro wasn't even subtle about it! ‘Give him another chance’ ‘He deserves it’ ‘blah de blah de blah de blah.’ 
“Hey Dipshit,” Keith glanced down at the phone in his hand, not at all surprised to see Pidge’s face on the screen.
“Yes?” He said irritably.
“He’s in the pool room.”
“Fine. Meet you guys in the Lounge room.” Keith quickly shut off the phone and spun around to go the right direction.
Of course Lance would be wasting time swimming while they were all waiting for him. It was becoming unfortunately normal for him to skip team meals. And everybody else just let him! Shiro never let Keith skip meals. 
Keith opened the pool doors fully ready to shout at Lance, --
Only to find himself stopped short and mesmerized by the blue paladin.
Now, one thing you have to understand is, Keith grew up in a desert. He didn’t really like pools. The community pools were generally cesspits of germs and packed to the brim during the Arizona summers. And that’s if he could convince a foster parent to bring him along.
This was decidedly not the case for Lance.
Even from the doorway, Keith could tell where Lance had haphazardly thrown his towel to the side before jumping in. And based on the amount of water collecting on the sides of the pool, he’d been here for a while.
Keith watched as Lance flipped off the wall, turning into yet another lap, without even a pause. He hadn’t even realized how close he’d gotten until he felt water splash his boots. 
He growled at the wetness soaking into his feet. Shouting it was then.
“Lance!” Keith yelled. Nothing, “Lance! Lance! LANCE!” 
There! A stutter in the smoothness of his actions.
Lance flipped around at the other end of the pool and started back towards Keith. 
“Finally!” Keith crossed his arms and waited for Lance to finish. Meaning that he’d completely missed Lance’s smirk forming under the water. And that he was utterly unprepared for Lance to kick an entire wave of water at him the moment he was close enough.
Now Keith really shouted.
“What the hell Lance!” He yelled, then continued trying to get his jacket off before it would be ruined.
Lance scoffed playfully as he hefted himself out of the water, “It was worth a try to see if that mullet was any sort of salvageable when wet,” He grabbed his towel and turned a cursory glance at Keith, “News Flash: the answer is no, there’s no hope at all for the mullet, it’d be a mercy just to cut it all off now.”
Keith was left a little shocked by the almost normal comment from Lance, before he finally registered what he’d said. 
“My hair is not that bad,” He growled, “And your hair’s not any better now. So there,”
“Oh, I’m well aware my hair is a disaster but unlike you, I don't make a routine of hacking it off in the bathroom.”
“It’s efficient!” Keith threw his hands up.
“It’s ratchet at best, Keith. But still, I am going to have to cut it soon, it kept getting in my eyes on my free-stroke.” 
“Wouldn’t be a problem if you weren’t swimming for like 3 hours straight.” Keith said snidely. Lance paused to glare at Keith, then went back to wrapping the towel on his head.
Once he’d finished he started walking towards the door, making Keith follow, “Did you know that as it turns out, the pool’s easier to access when you actually go through the elevator entrance? Rather than some off-ramp vent airway?” Insert pointed look at Keith. Insert Keith blatantly ignoring said look.
“It was your idea that got us up there.”
“It’s not my fault you’ve never seen Emperor’s New Groove. Besides, I actually have a reason for swimming this long.” Lance answered as the aforementioned elevator started moving. 
Keith scoffed, “Yeah, I’m sure you have plenty of excuses, Lance. And yet, you still missed dinner, and you’re still late to the team meeting.”
This time it was Lance who growled, “Let me talk, Keith, I’m serious, this is about the ringing.” That made Keith pay attention. He looked at Lance next to him, startled a bit by how stern he looked. Especially with a towel piled on his head.
“I’ve always loved swimming, and it’s been years since I’ve had the opportunity. The Garrison only allows the pool to be used in simulations, not for leisure.”
“Really? You call doing a hundred laps ‘leisure’? Wow, Iverson must’ve been so upset.” Keith rolled his eyes and ignored the look he got from Lance.
“Swimming makes me happy, it reminds me of my family, my home, everything I love about earth.” Lance said wistfully. But Keith’s eyes caught the slightest wince at the end of his statement. “And something that I’ve just now realized, is that Haggar didn't just want me to fight, she wanted me to lose hope too. So every time I think about my family, or I think about Earth, or even you guys, the team, I-” another wince, “The ringing gets worse.
Keith stopped dead in his tracks, not even noticing that the elevator had opened to let them out. Lance turned back to hold the door for him, and Keith rushedly stepped out, once again following Lance mindlessly.
“So you mean-.. Haggar tried to-” He couldn’t figure out how to phrase this. Was there really any good way to say, ‘Hey, an evil witch tried to make you into her own personal death drone,’?
“Yeah. And it worked.” Lance said softly. Keith hated that tone, he was becoming uncomfortably familiar with it, and much preferred Lance’s sarcasm. 
“I mean, I think it worked. Not so much now that I know, but.. When I was still there… Before I knew what the ringing was… I thought it was fair that I wouldn’t be able to think about my family without it hurting. I caused so much pain there, it was only fair I felt some as well.”
“Lance, that’s not-” He started through clenched teeth, but Lance cut him off.
“And I’ve always known what it takes to get rid of the ringing. I needed some time to think. And I needed to get away from the ringing for a while. Swimming does that for me. It makes me work hard enough to drive back the ringing, but I still love it, I can still enjoy it. It’s the one thing I have that hasn’t been ruined by all of this.” Lance’s fists were clenched tightly and he stopped walking.
“And you needed three hours for that?” Keith asked doubtfully. He hadn't realized they’d already reached Lance’s room.
“Like I said: it gave me some time to think,” Lance turned to face him fully, sucking in a deep breath, “I realized that I shouldn’t have fought you like that. I was desperate, but I crossed a line. I said some things I shouldn’t have and I wish I could’ve stopped myself because you didn’t deserve that from me. Not saying you don't need some sense knocked into you, but that wasn't my place.” Lance gave a small smirk, but it faded quickly, “I can’t keep lashing out at you guys like this. First it was Shiro, and then you. Who’s next, Pidge? Hunk? Coran?” Lanced sighed heavily, “I really am sorry about all of it. And you don't have to say anything back, I just didn’t want to leave it like this.” Lance barely waited before stepping away into his room, letting the door slide between them.
Keith stood there for a second.
He was really getting sick of doors closing between him and Lance. It’d happened three times today alone!
And what the hell was he supposed to say to Lance apologizing? The suspiciously Shiro-sounding little voice in his head could shut up about ‘just forgive him.’ No way.
But it was just… ugh! Every time Keith tried to think of the reason why he couldn’t, it was an actual reason. Keith hated excuses. They made him sound pathetic and weak. And honestly, screw that.
He just wanted things to go back to the way they were. Before. When Keith could argue with Lance and not nearly get his nose broken. No matter what Coran said about it.
They’d been on the road to a tenuous ‘friendship’ or whatever Lance kept calling frenemies. And… and… and he kind of liked it. Being friends that is. Because he’d never had friends. He had people he fought with. And that wasn’t what he wanted Lance to become. He wanted more than that. He-
“You’re still here?”
Keith would deny to the day he died that Lance Mcclain had actually managed to startle him. “Yeah….?” Keith said slowly, then furrowed his eyebrows, “What, did you think I’d leave?” 
And for Keith, all the excuses in the world fell flat against the tiny, half-surprised smile on Lance’s face.
“Then let’s get going, Mullethead, there’s no use making them wait for both of us.” Lance said as he smiled and turned down the hallway.
“You’re the one that made us late,” 
“Pffff, I made me late, you just decided to stick around and you should know by now that I have no problem being late.” Lance propped a hand up on his hip.
“Oh believe me, we’re all very knowledgeable about your timekeeping skills, except I don't understand how you’re late at all, considering you’ve got legs the size of giraffes.” Keith may have grumbled through that last statement. 
But really, every step he took was easily double the size of Keith’s, it was ridiculous. He kept having to shuffle to keep up with him!
“What can I say? I’m just pumped to get to work,” Lance plastered on a sarcastically fake smile and gave him a tight thumbs-up.
Keith crossed his arms as he rolled his eyes, “You know we have to do this, it’s the only way to-”
“Yeah yeah, spare me the lecture. I get it already.” Lance waved his hand at Keith like he could physically swat the conversation out of the air. 
“Who’s lecturing Lance?” Pidge’s voice cut in when the automatic doors opened at their presence.
“Nobody. Absolutely nobody,” Lance said as he made a bee-line to the couches, “We’re going to do this, get it over with and then put it all behind us. Good? Capische? Great. Let’s fire it up, Coran.”
“Don't you dare. Fire would ruin the headbands irreparably.” Coran said, clutching the headbands to his chest.
“Relax, Coran. It's just a figure of speech. It means Lance wants us to get started,” Shiro patted him placatingly as he passed the man to sit down next to Keith.
“Yeah, only time Lance’s ever been in a rush and he still wasn’t on time. Go figure. Worked out for me though, more time to process my code.” Pidge finally pulled herself away from her laptop, relinquishing Hunk to sit next Lance.
He whispered something about ice cream and new milk to Lance that Keith couldn't really hear, but Coran was already passing out the headbands. 
“I’ve already modified the quintessence modules in each of the headbands,” Allura moved towards the group, “But I’ll still need to activate yours individually, Lance, so that you all end up on the same plane.” 
“You won’t be joining us?” Keith added when he saw Lance hesitate at the request.
“No,” Allura paused, “Unfortunately, this will require that I act as a guide from the outside. Coran will help me monitor your quintessence levels so I can keep them stable and stay focused.”
“I’m sorry, guide? That implies the ability to get lost; is that a possibility? I mean, we’ve been to the astral plane before, right? So it should be just like that, we’re not going to get blindsided by some evil-astral creature, are we?” Hunk rattled off the random worries flitting through his head, some of which were slightly valid. At least to Keith’s perspective. Can’t be too prepared, right?
“None of that, we just need to keep the headbands from bouncing back like they did last time. Allura is simply guiding the quintessence stream around all you.” Coran chipped in as he went back to the princess’s side. Hunk visibly sagged in relief.
“Lance?” Oh right, apparently Shiro was the only one who remembered Lance still hadn’t answered Allura’s question. She’d need to get really close to him for this, something they’d all subconsciously tried to avoid.
“You can trust us, Lance. You have to for this to work.”
“I know.” Lance sighed and placed the band on his head. As Allura approached, Keith watched Lance rub his finger over something on his other hand. And yet it looked like every muscle in his body went taut at Allura’s touch.
Keith could barely catch a glimpse of Lance’s breathing picking up before the world in front of him exploded with stars. The astral plane.
It’d been a while since an astral projection had been so stable. Keith looked out and could see his teammates standing around him. Even Lance, to a degree, though he was shrouded by a thick fog. They could see it now, because unlike last time, they were actually in the astral plane, not just mentally. However, they could still feel the gap in the Voltron link. 
The gap where Lance was supposed to be.
“Guys?” Lance’s voice sounded anxious, though it edged into frantic surprisingly fast, “Guys? Guys, I can't see anything, why can’t I-” 
“Lance, calm down buddy, we’re here.” Hunk’s voice echoed across the void. Keith could hear it in the astral plane and through his actual ears. Hopefully Lance could too.
“Why can’t I feel any of you? Or see you?”
“Just-- give- me--  a minute-- I-” Allura’s voice was tense with effort. Keith watched in amazed confusion as the fog around Lance started to shift. 
The rest of the team approached it and Keith followed. He tried to put his hand through it, as if he could just reach through and pull Lance out. But his hand hit a barrier.
The light blue fog finally whirled itself into a more distinct form as it settled.
A wall. 
The outside shimmered as magic seemed to ripple across it.
“You all will have to take it from here.” Allura’s strained voice cut through once again, “I was able to shift and gather the quintessence of the block but I fear I do not have the ability to do more without losing my grip on it. It’s up to you, Paladins.”
“Absolutely, Princess,” Keith turned back to the wall with determination. 
Hunk and Pidge had already started pushing on the barrier. Yellow and green magic shimmered across the surface where they touched it. All of it eventually fading back to blue as it spread out farther.
Keith’s hand caused red to join the colors. And he could see black start to ripple from Shiro’s position as well.
But all of the color seemed to disappear too quickly, none of it touching each other. Just evaporating into the shifting blue of the barrier.
“I can only barely feel you, you guys,” Lance’s voice came from the other side, “You still just look like blurry shadows. Are we sure this is gonna work?”
“Lance is right, this isn’t working, you guys.” Hunk’s voice cut in.
“Then keep trying,” Keith ground out, “We’re not just going to give up.” He clenched his jaws tighter, his teeth starting to ache under the pressure.
“No, we’re not. But maybe…” Pidge leaned away from the wall, placing her hands on her hips and looking up at it. She suddenly snapped her head to their leader, “Shiro, we need to connect all of our energies. Instead of trying to put pressure on the entire thing, we just need to concentrate on one point. If we can crumple one part, maybe the rest will come down with it.”
“That sounds like a big maybe, Pidge, I don't know…” Hunk added as he pulled back as well.
Shiro looked at Pidge with a question in his eyes. Keith had seen it enough to know what it meant, ‘Are you sure?’
Pidge nodded with pursed lips.
“Alright, everybody, come over to me and Keith.” Shiro slipped right into leader mode, bringing the rest of the team closer, “We need to connect all of the magic we’ve been setting off and we need to make sure it works.” He motioned Keith even closer.
Keith briefly stepped away before placing his hands back down about a foot away from Shiro’s. The red light flowed out, just as it had before, moving towards the black tendrils.
They collided harshly, but stuck together. The magic fused to each other and Keith found he could no longer pull his hands away. By the look he got from Shiro, it was the same for him.
“Wow, I felt that,” Lance’s voice abruptly cut in, “What the hell was that?”
“We’re not quite sure. But we’re about to do it again, be ready.” Shiro beckoned for the other two paladins, “Pidge, you next, right below Keith’s.”
Pidge cautiously placed her hands down and they all watched as the green reached out for Keith and Shiro’s. It snapped into place with a flash of light, the wall shuddered allowing Keith to catch a glimpse of Lance through the fog.
He looked…
“Lance, what’s wrong with your face?”
“Nothing’s wrong with my face! What’s wrong with yours?!” He said incredulously.
“But I saw…” Now Keith was just confused, “I saw a glimpse of you through the wall…. You looked injured.”
“What? But I’m not-”
“Injured how?” Shiro said sharply.
“Like he’d just gone ten rounds with a blender and a sentient punching bag, Shiro. It didn’t look good.”
“Excuse you, I look fabulous no matter what.” Lance’s affronted protests were heard through the wall.
“Lance, do we need to stop?” Shiro asked, “Are you okay?”
“I'm fine Shiro,” Lance’s eye roll was audible, “Keithy-boy doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”
Shiro looked at him warily, “Keith?”
“If he says go for it, go for it. Who am I to police the actions of an idiot?” Keith tried to sound casual as he shrugged, but he still wished he could see Lance instead of just hear his scoff.
“Alright.” Shiro gave a short, decisive nod, “Hunk, get over here, Lance get ready again, we’re going through with this.”
“Aye aye, Captain,” 
Keith could visibly see Shiro glare Hunk and Pidge down from responding back with ‘I can’t hear you.’ He, of course, would also deny having the spongebob song stuck in his head for the rest of the day.
Hunk hesitantly placed his hands to the wall, surprised when it jerked him closer like a magnet. 
Yellow started flowing out, reaching for Pidge, then Shiro, then finally making contact with the Red of Keith’s own. Each time glowed brighter than the last.
The world around them rumbled.
“There! I saw him!” Pidge shouted out.
“I saw him too! Keith was right, he looks hurt!”
The fog had gaps in it now, places that were thinner than others, and some thicker spaces were shaded a darker blue.
Through one of the gaps, Keith could see Lance drop to one knee.
“Lance!” “Lance! What’s wrong!?” “Are you okay?!”
“I- I’m fine you guys. That blast just knocked me off my feet.” Lance lifted his head to look at them, “I always knew Keith would give me a killer headache, but I never expected it from the rest of you,” He gave them a grin that looked like it should hurt. But it seemed like he didn’t even notice the injuries on his face. 
“Wait, the injuries, they keep changing,” Pidge pointed out, “Why do they keep changing?” Keith looked closer, she was right. The injuries faded in and out on Lance, never the same.
“Seriously guys, I have no idea what you’re talking abou-”
“AS GREAT as it is to see you speaking as a team, I don't think the Princess can hold all of you in the Astral Plane for much longer.” Coran’s voice echoed around them, followed closely by Allura’s.
“It is true, my grip on the quintessence is slipping, something is interfering with it. I fear I may not be able to keep it stable for-”
“What the hell is that!” Hunk’s shout forced Keith’s head to snap towards him as he watched in horror..
The pale fog surrounding Lance was starting to change color. Purple leeching across the surface, like ink in water. It trampled the blue, growing as it surged towards the team.
“Guys, you’re starting to fade out again. What’s going on? Why is it going dark? You guys?” Lance’s shouts jumped through the barrier, but no one could spare a second to respond. The world rumbled again.
A splotch of purple got close enough to touch a tendril of black, seeming satisfied when it leapt away from the color in time with Shiro’s jerk.
“I know what this is,...” Shiro answered, fear building in his voice, “This is druid magic! It’s trying to get to Voltron!”
Keith caught a final glimpse of Lance’s worried face, before the wall started to close off again. And the purple got stronger as Lance pulled back.
“Shiro! We can’t let them get Voltron! She can’t-” Lance sounded more desperate than before.
“I know Lance. Everybody! Channel your lions, we have to push this back.” Shiro’s statement ended with a growl as he pushed more into the quintessence of the barrier. Keith followed suit and could see his team do the same.
Voltron’s colors rushed out against the purple. Even if the Black seemed to push from behind the others, Keith could feel his team hold strong against the ominous pressure.
The entire wall of fog swirled with color now. Not just blue, but Red, Yellow, Green, and Black all curling across each other in smooth cooperation.
Keith had to grit his teeth to keep the flow of power steady. And by the looks of it, everyone else was in the same boat.
“Shiro, it’s taking everything we’ve got just to keep the druid magic back, how are we going to break the wall?”
“I don't know, Keith,” Shiro raised his voice to rise above the barrier, “Lance, we’ve got the druids pushed back, for now, and we’re holding strong!,” The fog returned the thinned state it had been in before, revealing Lance in the middle, curled in on himself. He looked up at them, seeming more weary than he had before.
“Is there anything you can do from your side?”
Lance shakily stood up, almost losing his balance as the ground shook around them. Keith watched Lance steady himself before reaching for the wall. 
The wall glowed a bit brighter, and Keith could feel the pressure even out across the five of them. The bond grew stronger. 
But it wasn’t enough.
“Paladins! You must hurry! If we are to do this, we must do it now! I cannot hold it for much longer!” Allura’s words made Keith look up to see she was correct. The world, the Astral Plane, was quite literally falling apart around them.
A loud thumping sound shook them as shards of the sky fell to the ground.
“Hey, uh- guys,” Hunk’s leg shot out to kick incessantly at his shins, “Hey, guys, guys, guys!”
“What, Hunk!?” Keith snapped as he looked at him.
“I think something’s coming towards us!” Hunk shouted. Keith turned to follow his line of sight. Sure enough, there was a growing blue light at the horizon, slowly getting bigger as it got closer.
“What is that?” By now the whole team was looking at it, Pidge trying to get a proper look with her short arms still stuck to the barrier.
The thumping sound got louder, mixing in with the rumbling of the collapsing Astral Plane.
“Focus, team!” Shiro ground out beside him. The pull of quintessence from Keith got stronger as Hunk and Pidge’s focus shifted. It almost hurt to keep the flow open.
“What are you guys seeing? Is it something bad?” Lance’s voice sounded in his ear. When he looked back, Keith was surprised to find Lance almost right against the barrier, their eyes meeting.
“We don't know what-”
“Is that-?” Pidge asked in an unsure voice.
“I think it is!” Hunk sounded giddy, making Keith look away again, “It’s the Blue Lion!”
The thumping sound grew louder as the Blue Lion’s shape became clearer, now recognizable as the sound of paws running towards them.
Hunk cheered, losing focus even more, and Keith nearly stumbled under the weight now resting on Shiro, Lance and himself.
“Pidge! Hunk! If Blue is coming, then we need to be ready. Focus on the barrier!” Shiro commanded. Pidge immediately turned back to help them. Hunk…. not so much.
“She’s not slowing down. She’s not slowing down! I repeat, she is not slowing down! We are about to be crushed by a giant charging Space Lion!” Hunk’s signature anxious voice filled the air. Pidge looked back.
“Actually, I think she’s getting smaller…she’s almost normal sized.”
‘Normal-sized’ was an exaggeration. Blue was still several times larger than a normal ‘Earth’ lion. A fact becoming readily apparent as she got closer, and again, did not slow down.
“The Blue Lion knows what she’s doing. Get it together you two, we need to keep this wall stabilized.” Shiro used his Galran hand to forcibly turn Hunk’s head around to the wall. The purple had already started to come back the moment the team wasn’t pushing at full strength.
“Yep, uh huh, got it, focus on the evil purple magic, not the giant lion. Can do, boss man. Can, do.” Hunk rambled under his breath, still sneaking glances out of the corner of his eyes.
The thumping of Blue’s feet was deafening; and when she roared, every paladin, even Shiro, had no choice but to look back at her in reverence. 
She charged forwards with all the might of a mother, crashing towards Lance without pause for the wall between them.
All remnants of purple were pushed out of existence as Blue’s magic rushed through the barrier, scattering the world around them. 
The paladins were thrown back into the real world with a shock, Allura stumbling backwards into the waiting arms of Coran.
Lance was laying on the floor in front of them, a smile on his face. There were even a few joyful tears gathered at the corner of his eyes
“Lance?”
“She’s back.” He whispered, the words coming out in disbelief. “She’s back. I can feel her again.” If possible, Lance’s smile grew even bigger as he sat up, the tears falling down his cheeks. “Blue, I missed you so much, girl. I missed you so much!” A rumble echoed through the castle, very clearly originating from the hangers.
“Don’t worry Lance, I think she missed you too,” Hunk smiled back. The pure happiness radiating from them was contagious, despite how exhausted everyone felt.
Pidge moved closer, peering up at Lance curiously.
“So, Lance,” She paused,
“Do you remember?”
First Chapter: https://snaileer.tumblr.com/post/613092735756402688/chips-and-salsa-chp-1
Next Chapter: https://snaileer.tumblr.com/post/653555387542405120/chips-salsa-chapter-9
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A/N: Am reposting two of my shelved discontinued fem!Hinata fics from my old blog here (for exposure ig? Also I didn't delete them completely there, they're just posted privately lol); for those who've read the original post before and wondering why this blog repost another blog's work, supplies~!! OP here, filling this blog with some Haikyuu content from last October. Enjoy ^^;; ALSO DO NOT SEND HATE ORZ smh
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My Masterlist
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Prologue | 01 | Omake 01
01 - The Restroom is Indeed a Scary Place
wc: 2.5k words
warning: slightly suggestive (thigh touching), some kidnapping ig?, but nothing else aside from the other warnings above; and a crying Hinata also btw
also inspired by this cute doujinshi
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*NOTE: since purple/violet is unavailable via PC (using desktop beta lol), I'll use yellow for Ushijima instead.
Hinata Shouyou just came out of the girls’ restroom, singing her bathroom song (but discreetly lol) and turned left, when she bumped into something hard, face first.
“Ah, s-sumimase—“
“Are you okay?” a low and deep manly voice spoke to her, while large hands still gripped her shoulders after saving Karasuno’s Number 10 from tumbling backwards.
Brown eyes looked up to meet olive ones, as she faced Ushijima Wakatoshi, Shiratorizawa Academy’s Captain and Ace.
Ushiwaka. Japan.
“U-ushijima…-san,” Hinata gasped.
“Hinata Shouyou,” he replied, his face stoic as ever while staring at her face.
Which made the female decoy flustered.
Realizing the narrow space between them.
Also hands pulled off from touching gripping Ushiwaka’s chest shirt for support earlier.
Prompting him to release his grip on the chibi’s shoulders.
“I-i-i’m sorry!” Hinata stammered, apologizing at Ushijima and bowing multiple times. “I… I didn’t mean to—“
Staring at the girl, he was amused at how panicky one half of Karasuno’s freak quick combo is right now.
Which is cute.
And he fought the urge to pinch out her round cheeks right this moment.
The olive-haired guy slightly nodded in her direction.
“I’m also sorry—” he said laconically, which made Hinata surprised at his statement, “—for bumping into you a while ago.”
The female crow just shook her head and beamed. “It’s okay! I’m alright, Ushijima-san. You shouldn’t apolog—kya!”
Hinata’s sentence was cut off when both hands cupped her pink-tinged cheeks.
Ushijima’s hands, though large and calloused due to spiking balls since childhood, were warm and soft to the touch.
“A-a-ano—! W-wha… Ushijima-san…?!”
The chibi stuttered, trying to look at him but failed to do so.
Her heart thumping as loud as Saeko-neesan’s wadaiko beats.
Lol.
She squirmed, face now a full-blown blush, under the Shiratorizawa captain’s touch.
He raised his eyebrows, his voice a bit amazed.
“Hmm… so it’s true! Touching your cheeks can calm the nerves. Relaxing and therapeutic.”
WHAT IS SHE—SOME GENERIC FOOD SUPPLEMENT OR SOMETHING—
Hinata tilted her head on the side, looking a bit lost to what Ushiwaka said. “Pardon?”
Before he answered his reply, another male voice joined in from the back of the big guy. “Wakatoshi-kun, Coach and the others are waiting for you inside the gym… what are you doing—eh?”
Shiratorizawa’s Player No.5, the Guess Monster itself. Tendou Satori.
The redhead middle blocker peeked at his teammate’s shoulder to see both of his hands were connected—no, caressing—both of Hinata’s flushing cheeks.
“Aha! Karasuno’s little Number 10~!!”, he exclaimed, pointing his long index finger at the orange-head middle blocker.
RIP Ushiwaka’s eardrum.
She frowned, glaring at the tall redhead.
“HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ‘LITTLE’!?” she pouted.
Wanted to karate chop Tendou in the face for making fun of her height.
Meanwhile, the female decoy’s talking sent faint vibrations onto Ushijima’s palms still latching on both her cheeks.
He hummed in delight.
He was entertained by the different facial expressions Karasuno’s Hinata Shouyou made today.
And his heart swooned.
Noticing his friend’s faint blush, Tendou commented, “Ah! You must be trying out the theory about touching Chibi-chan No.10’s fluffy cheeks?”
“Hmm,” he nodded in reply.
Hinata stared both at the Shiratorizawa players, face a bit red. “What ‘theory’ is it that involves t-touching my cheeks…?”
The redhead draped one arm around Ushijima while his other arm left hanging upward, index finger pointed above.
Like an “Aha!” pose.
He explained, “There’s this rumor circulating around here earlier that we kind of heard about after coming out of our bus upon arrival. They said that (either) ruffling your hair, touching your cheeks and/or your hands can calm down uneasy nerves and relaxes the body.”
“Eh!? R-really? Who said th—ugyaa!”
The left-handed volleyball cannon started to squish both the female baby crow’s cheeks in a gentle manner.
Her hands tried to pry his hands away from her cheeks but to no avail—he’s strong he won’t budge.
Ushiwaka’s olive eyes locked in with Hinata’s brown ones.
“It is very relaxing.” “U-u-ushijima-san… s-stop… my c-cheeks…—“
…really, the restroom—whether it is the girls’ or the boys’—is indeed a scary place.
——— ☀️ ———
Meanwhile, inside another nearby gym, the rest of the crows were having their morning warm ups.
The team’s vice-captain, Sugawara Koushi, noticed their female member’s absence.
“Say, has anybody known where Hinata-chan went to?”
“She went to the girls’ restroom to freshen up,” said their third-year club manager, Shimizu Kiyoko, pushing forward a volleyball cart full of balls on the other side of the net.
Beside her, holding a bunch of clean towels and sports bibs, her fellow manager Yachi Hitoka added on with a somewhat worried look etched in her face.
“But, Shimizu-senpai, that was ten minutes ago! I wonder why Hina-chan hasn’t come back yet…? And our first practice match for today will start soon.”
“I’ll go look for that boke, Sugawara-san,” his fellow setter, first-year Kageyama Tobio, offered to help.
The silver-haired guy smiled softly at Kageyama and patted his back.
“Thank you! Please find and bring our dear Hinata-chan back to safety—and don’t start another ‘lovers’ quarrel’ with her, got it, Kageyama?”
Kags suddenly choked at his senpai’s request, his face a whole mess of red.
“S-SUGAWARA-SAN, I—WE’RE NOT…!” he stammered while glaring at the third-year.
“Oho~ a ‘lovers’ quarrel’ between the King and his idiotic subject? Really though…”
“S-shut up, four-eyes!” Kageyama then sneered at the smirking tall middle blocker, fellow first-year Tsukishima Kei. Beside him, his classmate Yamaguchi Tadashi, snickered.
“Hai, hai~! That’s enough,” Suga singsonged while pushing the fuming and embarrassed raven-haired kid out of the gym. “Come on, you still need to fetch Hinata…”
A jolt ran down the third-year setter’s bones, his ahoge twitched like an antenna.
SugamamaRadar™️
Fear shown on Sugawara’s face.
Oh no, my poor baby crow…—
He jogged towards Kageyama. “Wait up! I’ll come with you—“
——— ☀️ ———
“…s-stop squishing my face, d-dammit…!”
Hinata’s cheeks—now a bit sore from constant pressing—were still being held ‘hostage’ by Ushijima’s large hands.
Behind his shoulder, the Guess Monster amused himself with what was in front of him.
“Ah, I wanna take a picture of her right now~!” Tendou decided, fishing out his phone from the pocket of his jersey shorts.
“N-no, no… Tendou-sa…! No—Please…! D-don’t… my cheeks are h-hurting—USHIJIMA-SENPAI STOP!!!” the female decoy yelped, tears starting to leak out of her brown eyes.
Senpai? Chibi-chan calls Wakatoshi-kun ‘senpai’ now?? WHAT!?!!! the redhead thought, flabbergasted. Unfair… so unfair~
The olive-head stopped what he was doing after he felt wetness seeping through his fingers, but hands remained stuck to Hinata’s face.
Hinata Shouyou, with her sore and pinkish cheeks, teary-eyed and sniffling.
Tendou then whispered to his team captain. “Oh my, this is bad, Wakatoshi-kun~ You’ve made the cute girl cry…”
Ushijima kept his gaze at her, his olive eyes laced with concern. “Did I?” he asked monotonously, his hands now placed on his sides.
The ‘cute girl’ in question started to wipe away her tears with the back of her hand while rubbing her abused right cheek with the other.
“I did tell you to stop squishing my cheeks, Ushijima-san!” Hinata scowled at the two men. “But you won’t listen!”
The Shiratorizawa ace felt a pang of guilt and sadness at the same time.
But Ushijima Wakatoshi made up a plan to keep her sunny disposition from fading.
“I’m sorry,” he whispered, body slightly bent towards Hinata so she’s at eye level with him. “I really am.”
His usual expressionless facial structures softened and… is he smiling? At her?
Her face flushed again at the sudden closeness between them, heart beat picking up speed.
Not to mention the warmth of his left hand the chibi felt at the crown of her head.
Ushijima began to wipe away streaks of tears on her eyes and cheeks with his right.
“Stop crying now, or your cute face will become like Yoda,” Tendou jokingly said to Hinata, playful red eyes looking at her.
“S-shut it, Tendou-san,” Karasuno’s Number 10 whined, lips pouting, her face scowling with embarrassment.
Ah, be it a crying face or a pissed one, she really looks cute either way, both guys thought the same, with faint blushes adorning their cheeks.
“What~? Tendou-‘san’?! You called Wakatoshi-kun ‘Ushijima-senpai!’”—the Guess Monster then imitated Hinata’s voice from earlier.
Which further embarrassed the scowling girl more.
“—then me a merely ‘Tendou-SAN’?! Hey, we’re of the same year level—“
“Tendou—“
The said redhead fake-sneered at the orange-haired decoy, pointing shakily. *shrugs*
“—I’m your upperclassman also, Chibi-chan! Show some respect by calling me ‘senpai’!!” fumed Tendou.
Hinata flinched a bit at their rival school’s middle blocker’s litany. And looked down.
Then silence.
Ushijima turned to face his friend, his brows slightly knitted.
“That is absurd coming from you, Tendou,” he scolded him. “I think you made her angry now. What if she cries again?” Not to mention her teammates—
“Maa, maa~ don’t you worry, my dear Wakatoshi-kun! She won’t~ I’m sure of that!”
Did she buy the charade? the redhead thought as he waited expectantly at her next course of action.
Eyebrows raised in anticipation. “Well…?”
She mumbled. “…pai…”
“Come again?”
Hinata then raised her head and looked shyly at them.
Flustered. Lips quivering. Hands fiddling the hem of her white shirt. Feet shifting from one side to another.
She took a deep breath.
“T-tendou-senpai! U-u-ushijima-senpai…!” she stuttered yet said in a clearly loud voice.
That does it.
They’ve been struck with the arrow of sunshine deep in their very soul.
The olive-haired guy’s body felt tense for a second.
The Guess Monster suddenly fell dramatically on both knees, clutching his shirt-clad chest as if in a wheezing position.
The female middle blocker panicked, hands waving in front of them.
“A-a-ano…!?!! You two–are you two okay???”
“You… you nearly killed us with your moe-moe attack, you know!?” Tendou exclaimed, quickly bouncing back from his kneeling moments ago.
Hinata tilted her head (again) in puzzlement. “Huh? ‘Moe-moe attack’? What’s that?”
Which caused him to facepalm and shake his head in reply. “Seriously!? What are you… are you even a human being??”
“HEY!”
After a long time lol, Ushijima spoke to her in a blunt manner.
“I did not know that you’re as dense as a rock when it comes to… these kinds of things, Hinata Shouyou.”
You’re one to talk though, Ushiwaka lololol
She scowled again at them. “I’m not!!! Quit teasing me, damn you Ushiwaka~!”
Cute!!!
The redhead then whispered again at the captain’s ear, acting like his bad conscience.
“Let’s take her back with us to the team, Wakatoshi-kun. Let’s keep her and her radiating presence to ourselves.”
He agreed with Tendou’s scheming idea, which is the same thought as his. “Yes, let’s keep her to ourselves.”
Forget about facing the wrath of Karasuno–screw this!
Hinata sensed something suspicious going on between them.
“W-what are you two whispering about? Hey, what do you think you’re doin—hyaah!!! U-ushijima-san…!!!”
She was hoisted up by Ushijima and placed on his shoulder, her flushing face facing towards his broad back and Tendou (who wiggled his long fingers as if doing a little wave of hello), as they walked away from the girls’ restroom.
Both his large and beefy arms holding her tiny waist and slim, lightly-toned milky-white legs to secure her in place.
Hinata Shouyou was being carried by the ace of Shiratorizawa like a sack of rice.
“Put me down! Ushijima-san, please!” she yelped, her fists started banging her captor’s back.
“Where are you two taking me to—ah!!”
His hand is touching my thigh…!
Gripping her legs tighter, Ushijima turned his head around, olive-colored eyes staring sternly against her honey-brown ones.
“I would appreciate it if you stop punching my back. Lest you really want to fall yourself down on the concrete face first?” he hissed.
That stopped Hinata from bruising his back more.
S-scary… Ushiwaka’s really scary! she thought, a faint wave of nausea forming on her stomach.
Silence.
“S-sorry…,” she mumbled guiltily, her hands now touching his back, rubbing small circles to where she had hit him a while ago.
Ah… her hands… she’s comforting me…?
She held out a wry smile. “Does it still hurt, senpai…?”
“…yes, it still hurts. A bit.”
The orange-haired girl panicked again.
“EHHH!? I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry! I’m so so—hiii!!!”
Ushijima gently stroked a finger on the back of her thighs. “Stop flailing yourself or I will really drop you on the ground. Hard.”
Hinata then gulped at the consequence.
“Y-yes, sir…,” she mumbled, her pouty face laced with a deeper shade of red.
Tendou laughed heartily. “You really, really made him mad there, aren’t’cha, dear Chibi-chan~,” he said, ruffling her orange hair.
“And, to answer your question earlier: we’re taking you back to our team!”
“What!?” she exclaimed.
RIP Ushiwaka’s eardrum, part 2.
The decoy shook her head in a disapproving way.
“No, no, no, NO! I don’t wanna! Please let me down, Ushijima-san—I need to go back to my team! I bet they’re waiting for me! We have a practice match today… I want to go back… please?”
“No. You’re coming with us, Hinata Shouyou.”
Sweat drops started to form on Hinata’s face.
“B-but… if I don’t return back soon, K-kageyama-kun will kill me!”
“THE HELL I WILL YOU IDIOT!!!”
Suddenly, a raging Karasuno Number 9 appears—
The three of them flinched, with the girl slowly glancing upward to see Kageyama running towards, glaring.
Oh, crap! Hinata felt shivers down her spine.
“Hinata boke, we’ve been looking for you for almost half a hour!! Why’re you taking so long to take a shit in the bathroom—“
“—BAKAYAMA I DID NOT—AND IT’S ‘POOP’, NOT ‘SHIT’, STUPID!!—”
Tendou snickered at the conversation. “Pfft. He said ‘shit’ to a girl…”
“—we were so worried about you—huh?” He suddenly stopped his bickering when the setter noticed the awkward position his orange-haired partner was in.
Together with two of the members of the Shiratorizawa Academy Men’s Volleyball Club.
Together with the Ushiwaka.
Why is she on his shoulder? he thought, a vein popping on his forehead.
What the hell.
Kageyama walked near them, scowling. “Hey, why are you with Ushijima? Tell me!”
Panic rose across her face.
Sweat began to form on her forehead.
Brown eyes averting his cold blue-eyed stare.
Hinata started to sputter out some words, nearly stuttering in the process.
“K-k-ka-Kageyama-kun! It’s not what you think—“
Ushijima answered him back for her. “We’re bringing Hinata Shouyou back to our team. We’re keeping her.”
“USHIJIMA-SA—hyaah!” He made another stroke at the back of her thigh, making her flushed and gripping the back of his shirt in the process. “P-please… stop—“
He replied with his usual stoic demeanor, but a pink tinge sporting his cheekbones said otherwise.
“No, I won’t stop. I want to see more of that cute expression of yours, …Shouyou-chan.”
Homerun, straight to the kokoro—
Is he smirking at her???
“A-ano… s-s-senpai, please…—“ My heart… beating faster… if this continues… I might—
“What the hell are you two doing with my precious child?”
Sugawara stood in front of them, donning a creepy-like smile.
Dark aura emitted behind the crows’ vice-captain. Now, it’s the two Shiratorizawa players’ turn to shiver.
“S-sugawara-san… please… h-help me…,” his precious kouhai muttered dizzily. “I think I might… fai—“
And her mind went blank.
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Jamil with a doting and loving little sister
why the fuck does this exist- i dont fucking know
Spoilers for Scary Halloween Event ahead!
“Karin!” A young girl with long, dark hair yelled. “Please don’t run!”
“Eh? But aren’t you excited to see your big brother, Aniq?” Karin shot back, her loose, white hair flitting through the air. “I can’t wait to see what Scarabia’s doing for Halloween this year~!”
“I am too, but...” Aniq forcefully pulled Karin back, leaving Aniq to pout. “I can’t have you ruining the Asim family name looking like that.”
“Eh? But I’m the 12th, it’s not that important.” Karin dragged out, dramatically walking back towards her right-hand (wo)man/best friend. Pouting, she reluctantly let Aniq tidy her appearance- carefully tying the whit turban back in place, tugging the aqua-blue sleeveless top so it covers her decently, making sure the matching colored parachute pants reach her bottoms and shining the golden jewel that rests on her sandals it’s Jasmine.
“There, much better.” Aniq gave her a once over, satisfied at the appearance. “Wait, let me do yours too!” Karin insisted, roughly cleaning Aniq’s image. 
“Ah, don’t-” Aniq gave up, letting the girl do as she pleased- well, it’s not like anyone can see them, right? Just in case, Aniq gave the room they were in (Karin’s room) a onceover, glad that nothing was amiss.
In contrast to Karin, Aniq wore a very simple black cloak that draped gracefully over her shoulders and a collared, midi-length, grey dress that has buttons running its entire length. For a pop of color, orange, curly-toed shoes line her feet (it’s a witch)
“There~ you look better, see?” Karin grinned. “Now we can both look good!”
“Well, I guess... thanks.” Aniq replied, twirling around. “Well then, my lady, shall we go?” She teasingly asked, offering Karin an arm.
“But of course. We can’t have our brother’s anxiously wait for our arrival, can’t we?” Karin answered in kind, looping her arm in hers. 
“They don’t even know we’re coming, how are they supposed to wait?” Aniq sighed. “I wonder if this is really ok...”
“It’s fine, chill. My dad already said ok, and I forced your parents to take you with me!” Karin casually replied, stepping out of the room. A glare from Aniq made her soften her voice.
"You and your abuse of power...” Aniq sighed. “If my parents knew I told you to...”
“Hihihi... ahh, just relax already! We’re going to have fun, and you are prohibited from being anxious, do you understand?! This is a command straight from the master herself, okay?!” Karin commanded, booping Aniq’s nose.
“Hai hai~” The two of them laughed good-naturedly, chatting light-heartedly about other things.
*
"Woah!” Karin exclaimed. “Is this what NRC looks like when it’s Halloween?! It looks so cool...!”
“I know right?!” Aniq noticed a man with what seems like bandages, but made into clothes on him. “Oh, there’s a guy sitting there- let’s ask him for the directions of the Scarabia dorms- oh wait, isn’t that the dorm leader of Octavinelle?”
“Hmm, maybe? I think I remember someone looking like that when we came here last year.” Karin hummed, walking placentally towards the guy. “Excuse me, do you know where the Scarabia venues are?”
"Oh, welcome and happy Halloween. Yes, they are located in the Mystery shop.” Azul explained. “Do you have anything else to add?”
“No, that’s all. Thank you, and happy Halloween!” Aniq replied, flashing him a quick thank you smile before leaving with Karin. 
“Eh, you remember the way?”
“Duh~ I mean, do I not have good memory?” Aniq flexed lightly, grinning.
“Oh yeah, you helped me cheat on that test one time-”
“Ahhh shaddup don’t talk about that!” 
“Eh- but you’re the that brought up the topic!” Karin argued back.
“No, you did! I didn’t say a word about tests!”
“Oh yeah.. ahaha...”
“Ah, what am I going to do with you?” Aniq sighed, shaking her head and smiling. 
*
“There they are- oh...” Aniq’s spirit dissipated after seeing to long, long line that stood in front of the Mystery Shop. “H...how are we supposed to find big bro and Kalim-san now...?”
“Ahh, I don’t know...” Karin echoed, sighing sadly. “But I’m so lazy to wait in line...”
“I’ll wait for you, you go do something else.” Aniq suggested. “I think we passed a haunted house or something. You love those things, right?”
“Yup, thanks Aniq! Karin playfully teased, pressing her lips on Aniq’s cheek. “See ya!”
Aniq blushed deeply, but managed to wave her off. “Honestly, that girl...!” She grunted under her breath, a little bothered. “She’s way too affectionate...”
Aniq aligned herself in the queue, looking around. It certainly is more crowded then last year. I wonder why- oh, right, because of that picture of the ghosts and the cat. Ahh, I kind of want to see the cat... it looks so cute! She thought, smiling at the thought. And the cute girl too... I wonder why there’s a girl in NRC? Ah well, I can ask big bro, can’t I?
She grinned happily at the thought and accidentally overheard the chatter of a few people.
“Ahh, I wonder what angles I should take for the waffle?” Girl A pondered, asking her friend.
“I think from up high is good because the lighting is better. That way, the post will definitely get more likes.” Girl B answered, concluding Girl A’s response.
“Hey, are we going to actually eat the waffle? No, right? It’s so annoying to walk around holding this around...” Girl A sighed, hesitantly looking at the waffle store.
“But it says not to throw it here...eh, I’m sure its fine since everyone is doing it too!”
“Right, right!” The two continued chattering, but Aniq’s eyes went straight for the trash can.
She glanced at the pile of waffles and containers surrounding the trash can. Ahh, I don’t think big bro is going to enjoy that... She spotted several caterpillars and slugs on the trash can and sighed. Most definitely not.
Silently, quietly, she muttered a spell: Spread your wings, and turn the ugly to good.
After a few seconds, the pile of trash became a flight of butterflies, which quickly dissapeared and flitted into the air, along with the caterpillars and slugs.
“Woah, the trash just dissapeared! Is that the way they clean the trash?” Girl A gasped, shaking Girl B by the shoulders.
“So pretty! Let’s throw some more trash so we can see it again! Maybe if we put it on Magicam it’ll become viral!” Girl B added. 
That’s not what I meant to do! “Don’t-” The word slipped out before Aniq could stop herself. The two strangers in front of her glared at her. 
“Have you been eavesdropping on us? That’s rude.”
“Ah- I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it when you said that you’d continue littering.” She countered calmly.
“Why not? It doesn’t hurt anyone, right?”
“Well, there is a sign clearly indicating that you shouldn’t throw trash, but if you ignore that, then yes, the actions you did obviously have no impact at all.” She chastised sarcastically, pointing towards the sign. 
“Ahh, so annoying! Let’s just wait for the waffles another time. I’m tired of waiting in line anyway.” Girl A said, shooting a dirty glance at Aniq, which she subtly ignored. 
“Yeah.. oh, let’s go to Savanaclaw! Maybe the rumor that...” The 2 customers walked away, letting Aniq take their place. 
**
2 people away from my order... come on, hurry up! Aniq thought impatiently. Ah, shit, where’s Karin?
She hurriedly pulled out her phone and called. After precisely 3 rings, Karin’s cheery voice rang from the other side. 
Hello?
Is everything okay on your end?
Ehh, are you worried~?
When am I never worried? Aniq deadpanned.
That’s true, yeah. I’m okay! I took a picture with THE Malleus Draconia, can you believe it?! I mean, there were these people who tried touching him, but I got a brain, so I didn’t do that. 
Heh?! Really? Woah, they have some guts! Aniq replied in surprise. 
“Next.” She stepped forward one step, noticing that the server had some wolf ears attached to them. Hmm, I don’t remember Scarabia students having animal ears... it’s probably for the costume.
Oh, and I found the cute girl in the picture you were talking about! 
Eh, did you find the cat and the ghosts too?! Send me the pictures ya! Aniq reminded her.
Yup, will do~ Karin replied fleetingly. They were swarmed with people haha! I pitied them, so I just... watched as the throng of people overwhelmed them. The people were saying something about the Malleus Draconia challenge, or something.
Eh, really? What’s it about?
Like, they have to film them touching him. Isn’t that crazy?
Well, more like moronic but yeah, I guess. I heard a few people talk about Magicam here too. ‘Let’s upload the waffle pictures! It’ll definitely get a lot of likes!’ then they throw it away! So stupid, right? Karin snorted.
...Are there people in the area-
Oh shit-
Oh my god you dumbass- Aniq could hear her friend laugh. Well, order some waffles for me, okay? I’m headed over there right now.
Aight then, bye!
Bai bai~
Click.
“Next, please!” The Scarabia student called, prompting Aniq to eagerly step forward, happy to see her big brother-
“Oh, is that you, Aniq?” Kalim cheerfully asked, prompting Aniq to quickly bow. 
“Ah, Kalim-sama!” Kalim laughed. 
“Raise your head up, jeez! I told you over and over you don’t need to do that, ya know~” Kalim lectured playfully, resulting in a quiet giggle from Aniq.
“Yes, master!” She inclined, using her left hand as a salute. “Can I take a picture- after I order, of course!”
“Sure!” Kalim agreed. “So, what do you want?”
“2 NRC waffles, please.” Kalim cringed at the word. “You’re going to actually eat it, right~?”
“Of course! What’s the point of buying food you’re not going to eat?” She casually answered back. 
“Don’t be so casual, Aniq.” Jamil’s voice floated through the booth. She grinned once she saw him. 
“Big bro!” Jamil was quick to give her a head pat, which she radiated from. “Aha, sorry... it slips out sometimes.”
“Hmm.” Jamil replied. “Kalim, the residents of Scarabia are asking for your help. Can you handle it by yourself?”
Kalim nodded, putting a thumbs up. “Leave it to me!” He then left to help with whatever needed to be done.
Aniq eyed her big brother. “Oh, you’re donned in a costume too, big bro.”
“All vice-dorm leaders and leaders are required to wear the costumes.” 
“Oh, did you make it, big bro?” Jamil shook his head. 
“No, Vil did- Pomefiore dorm leader.”
“Ahhh, you mean the pretty guy in charge of the mirror of chambers?” Jamil nodded. “I saw it on one of the flyers plastered on the walls.” 
"Ah, that makes sense. Ah, Aniq.”
“Mhmm?”
“Can you guess the theme of our dorm venue? I’ll add in a special treat if you guess it right.” Jamil teased, watching his sister’s eyes light up. 
“Really?! Well, um...” Her eyes quickly darted to take in the surroundings. The ragged carpet draped across the trees and roofs, with lanterns hanging from the trees. “Well, it’s very LHS (Land of Hot Sands)… oh!” She gasped, clicking her fingers. “Is it recyclable material? The carpets are made out of rags, and the lanterns out of reusable plastic.”
Jamil hummed, genuinely pleased. “You’re right.” Aniq beamed at the praise. ““I assume you’re with Karin?” He questioned.
“Mhmm, but she’s in the haunted house, or wherever Malleus Draconia is in. ”Oh, by the way, bro, what’s with the trash piling in front of the station? Are people really just buying the waffles to take pictures on Magicam?” Aniq asked, watching his eyebrows furrow.
"Unfortunately.” Jamil sighed. handing her the cones. "We tried telling them off, but they wouldn’t listen. They also bugged with Kalim’s tail.” Jamil smiled smugly, giving her the scones back. “Oh, and thank you for the trash.” 
“Ah, you saw, big bro?” She asked happily. Jamil shook his head. “You shouldn’t be using your UM so casually.”
“I know, I know, but it did help, right?” She grinned, but before she could continue, someone behind her whispered: “Oh my god she’s taking so long!”
“Oh, right!” Aniq quickly realized. “Um, chocolate for me and Mint choc-chip for Karin.”
“Of course.” Jamil got right to it, taking the wrappers from their containers. 
“How’s everything going, big bro?” Jamil raised an eyebrow at the question. “You know what I mean, with Kalim-sama... and everything.” Aniq asked, staring straight at her brother, who sighed deeply. 
"Don’t say that out in public.”
“But I’m worried! You’re doing okay, right?” Aniq frowned.
“It’s been... decent. He still treats me like a friend, no matter how many times I shrug him off. It’s annoying.” Jamil hissed, putting more force then usual when putting the waffles. “I’m just thankful nobody- except you- knows about this back home.”
“Ahaha... Kalim-sama is always like tha-” Her phone rang, interrupting her talk.
Hell-
ANIQ SOMETHING HAPPENED!
Jamil, well understanding the circumstances, quickly handed her the waffles, mouthing ‘For free.’ Aniq grinned in thanks and waved goodbye, walking away. 
What happened?!
I found this cute guy, and- Aniq wanted to slap her.
Oh my god, I thought you were in ACTUAL trouble you dumbass!
Hehe- anyways I found this really cute guy and he’s got ears and- OH MY GOD HE’S COMING MY WAY- oh nevermind he’s walking away...
Aniq couldn’t help but laugh at her friend’s simping level. I’ll be there right away. Maybe we can get you to score a date with him.
so basically lads
Aniq (which means classy in Arabic haha see what I did there): Jamil’s younger sister
Karin (a play on the Kalim’s name): Kalim’s younger sister
also they cute Karin’s just rlly affectionate 
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