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ourgoddessathena · 2 years

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Five : *Accidentally hits Y/N in the face*

Five : *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Five : "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"

Y/N : "What’s wrong with you?!"

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igotanidea · 2 years

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The umbrella academy incorrect quotes

y/n : Honestly, Diego was always my favorite of the family.

Five: Is that so?

y/n: Yes. Quite easy to impress. It’s much harder to win you over.

Five: y/n, binge-watching all episodes of House M.D. in four days does not impress me.

Diego (running into the room) : y/n! You are an expert on medical field, I'm bleeding, what do I do?!

y/n (raising her eyebrows looking at five): See?

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mesmerize-the-mayhem · 1 year

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Klaus: people are like trash cans...

Five: ?

Klaus: you stomp on their feet and their mouths opens...

Five: *sigh*

Klaus: oh, you don't believe me? LUTHER!

Luther: *comes in* what?

Klaus: *stomp on his feet*

Luther: *open mouth to yell*

Klaus: see?

Five: I see what you meant... *chuckle, eye roll* idiots.

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diamondri · 22 days

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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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hihomeghere · 5 months

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I’m so normal about them

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itstheghostofmypast · 6 months

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Five: If there is one thing I'm thankful for it's-

Diego: Your family?

Klaus: Bloodshed?

Luther: Alcohol?

Victor: Coffee?

Five:...

Y/N: Guys...can we please exchange our vows without interruptions?

Ben *hands Five a gun* arent you glad I'm your best man?

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highlyincorrect · 2 months

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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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topperscumslut · 3 months

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it’s literally him

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five-hargreeves-apologist · 5 months

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Five: please. I am literally begging you to stop.

Me: *chugging baby benadryl straight from the bottle* IF THE HATMAN CAN'T STOP ME, THEN NEITHER CAN Y O U

Five: oh my fucking-

Me: THE HATMAN FEARS ME, AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE

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jasmineco2 · 6 months

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sagelovesbooks · 5 months

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Klaus's Freakout

Five: *Kicks the door down in a rush* Y/N: What did you do? Five: Nobody died. Klaus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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ourgoddessathena · 2 years

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Five : "You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you."

Y/N : "I want you to eat three meals a day, drink less coffee, and have a decent sleep schedule."

Five : "Absolutely not."

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igotanidea · 2 years

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Umbrella academy incorrect quotes 2

based on some very particular song :D

Klaus: so... how do you two now each other?

y/n: ...that my best friend

Lilia: ....she a real bad bitch

y/n: ....got her own money

Lila: ....she don't need no 'nig

Klaus: ......

Luther: so ... how did you meet?

Lila: on the dancefloor

y/n: she had two..

Lila: .....three

y/n: ....drinks, she was twerking, throwing out and coming back in.

Diego: That's my girl

Five (eyes rolling) : great, another two idiots in the family.

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mesmerize-the-mayhem · 1 year

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Even if cats could talk, they wouldn't. They prefer judging in silence, wich I totally understand.

Five Hargreeves, probably

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thehargreevesfamily · 6 months

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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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hihomeghere · 6 months

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