#he cooked again!

[ansonmountdaily]

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 2x08 "Under the Cloak of War"

#star trek strange new worlds #strange new worlds #star trek #spoilers #captain pike #christopher pike #anson mount #tvedit #trekedit #strangenewworldsedit #*edit #he cooked again! #una and pike have the same power walk #those 'going into intense mode' stares <3 #the staring from across the room #looks like flirting in these gifs #when taken out of context :D #like in the 2nd to last gif #it's like you're on a date with the captain #fanfic fodder content \o/

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 163

Danny pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath, counting to ten and then letting it out. Why was this always his luck? Alright. Okay. Time to move again thanks to Dan pushing his body too far again, and ending up in his core. This was not how he was expecting to spend his days when he ghost-adopted his clone and sort-of son now actual son. Welp, he’ll throw a dart at the map to figure out where he’ll go next. 

Hm. Well, pack up Ellie! They’re moving to a place called Smallville, you always wanted a horse, right?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Nightingales end up the Kents’ neighbors #Which is probably very useful when a spaceship crashes in the yard #Danny is good at hiding his powers but a baby Dan is in fact Not #Jordan and Clark are inseparable #They’re really good at Bad Cop & Good Cop #Ellie is delighted to be the older sister and encourage all their mischief #Or help them fly (again in Dan’s case) #Martha teaches Danny how to cook without accidentally bringing something to life #Dan is definitely not jealous of how much Clark talks about his new BFF Batman when he starts superheroing #Well as the older-by-a-couple-months person it is his duty to make sure this dude is a good friend for his barely-younger cousin #Somehow he ends up the inbetween of Clark’s optimism & Bruce’s pessimism #He also just sometimes Shows Up at the watchtower after the league is formed despite not being a hero

[tiffanyachings]

it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)

#HELLO back at it again #tug introduced groundbreaking new findings about soul permeability but my mind bypassed all that in favour of this au #the division of labour is as follows: #dulcie reads the instructions; snacks; and changes the radio station every time she doesn’t like a song #if you complain she will remind you she's literally dying. life is too short and mediocre songs are too long #pal gets stuff from high shelves and battles his constantly fogged up glasses #he tried to help with prep once and promptly got himself banned from using knives for the rest of his life #cam does 98% of the actual cooking #trivia section - #you can tell i am new to this because i arranged them in the wrong speaking order. let’s all practice our right to left reading #cam has a silly novelty apron because a) the idea was unbearably funny to me and b) i need to spread the gospel (aroace cam) #the cookbooks next to dulcie are ‘a few teaspoons of salt’ (by ianthe tridentarius) #and ‘saintly feasts: food for saints and scholars’ which is a real book! though not written by cassiopeia the first #* #dulcie septimus #dulcinea septimus #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #field sketches #<< i get to have an art tag now!

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭 #kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔 #dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd #anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!! #takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve #both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year #newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :( #before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work #he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba #so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit #kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it #when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai #he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg #when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration #they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back #dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES) #and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed #ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again #this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain

[superherotiger]

QUICKSILVER APPEARED IN THE X FACTOR TEAM PHOTO GUYS I'M LOSING MY MIIIIND!!!

#WILD SPOTTING OF THE BOIIIII #why he so white tho 😭 #bro is a literal ghost #whiter than his dad lol #cook him longer HE'S RAW LISA #pietro maximoff #quicksilver #x-men 97 #x men 97 #xmen 97 #x-men 97 spoilers #x men 97 spoilers #x factor #LOSING MY MIND OVER SEEING HIM AGAIN THO PLZ GIVE ME CONTENT IM DYING

[greelin]

one time at an old job past a customer (regular, at that) reached across the counter to touch my face completely unprompted. because i had a bandage on. and he “wanted to know what happened to your (my) beautiful face.” Just easily something that can happen in a customer service setting

#do remember telling the cook manager it happened and he was like. Yeah if he ever comes in here again i’m going to need you to leave #the register. and get me. #funny. <- it is not funny and was in fact harrowing. for a 20 year old

[ryorue]

I'm obsessed with the idea of a mischief maker Astarion. Like, that man has spent so long without autonomy that he uses all of it just to be a chronic little shit. Imagine this: Astarion, bored, simply needs to cause mischief. His hands are twitchy and he simply cannot keep them to himself.

So he randomly gets up, walks over to where (probably Wyll) is like preparing vegtables for the night while Karlach stands beside him giving him terrible cooking advice. And Astarion just. Nonchalantly walks over, picks up a carrot, and walks away with it. Bites into it, too. Makes sure they see him do it. They know he doesn't need to eat it. He knows they know he doesn't need to eat it. He's a fucking vampire. But he does, and they can't do shit about it. Or like. He just walks up to Gale, plucks the book from his hands, and starts reading. Stretches out, gets comfy, makes sure to make use of all of Gale's one pillow (because you know Gale is the type of man to have only one pillow) And just. Doesn't say anything.

And what's Gale gonna do about it?? Get mad? Astarion doesn't care. It's funny.

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #He is so happy to have autonomy again and uses it for the express purpose of causing shenanigans #He probably targets Wyll really specifically too #I just know they both throw up in their mouth every time they see eachother #Never targets Tav though #so tav is on it #and thinks its hysterical #bg3 astarion #wyll ravengard #also can you imagine how cute Karlach would be trying to help with cooking #just being super overbearing about all the things she wants Wyll to do #karlach #bg3 gale

[jiiyawns]

yeah im normal. im very normal. so normal. shadow prime amirite guys

i like this one the most so close up (ironically, this is the color palette i was the most scared to deal with bc i don't usually use greens)

#sonic #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic prime #he's such a bastard and for what #smug bitch. he's literally 3 feet tall. im going to push him off the ark again #i think i like. i had a whole plan on how to do the bottom rectangle/i literally drew it first. but. #i think if i lineart something seriously. i lose the ability to color it the way i was planning. or something #visualized it completely and then just like it evaporated i don't know where the fuck the thought went it's gone??? #so now i think that coloring fucking sucks ass actually but i don't want to work on it any longer bc im like shaking my brain #and ic an't find the original THOUGHTS i HAD where did it GO i was COOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways. hi #fanart #draw

[mcnecklong]

Sanji: I am a man with STANDARDS

Zoro: I ate chocolate rice balls off the floor after they'd been stepped on

Sanji: oh no! Hes meeting all my standards!

#one piece #opla #one piece sanji #one piece zoro #zosan #listen #i know its been said probably a million times #and im reading a fic with it rn #but we all know Sanji lost his goddamned mind when he found that out #rivalry ended in SECONDS #zoro went from public enemy number one to hearing wedding bells approaching at fearful speeds #hes unsure why theyre stopping at the Baratie again #zeff is griling him about eggplants now? #the cook gets nosebleeds when he looks at him? #hes never been so well fed in his life until then #the rest of the crew is so tired of eating Zoros favorites #hes out of the loop until Sanji asks when he thinks the wedding should be #the little girl who made the rice balls is their flower girl

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

you cannot tease wei wuxian and hua cheng hunting for funsies and not show that to us??? it has to go one of two ways right? either an absolute visious blood bath where everyone cowers in fear or the equivalent of a teenage girl's slumber party. both??? both.

Hunting each other for sport is the keystone to a fun slumber party

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #tgcf #wei wuxian #hua cheng #I was so happy to get this ask because it have me the perfect segue to show these two being silly together #This comic also kicked my ass while trying to draw it....I have learned a lot while gasping for breath outside of my comfort zone #action scenes are hard....help I don't want to look at this ever again..... #But yes. These two would have a lovely time being *silly* ^_^ together (actually winding up for a sparing match). #Then go right back to being very casual and chill. They have lots in common! #Both of them love to fight and would be thrilled to have a partner for it. Then talk about paint mixtures. #How long LWJ and XL take with their cooking classes is up for interpretation. But these two are frolicking the entire time #Everyone loves being hunted and hunting. That's what tag is all about. This is just tag with swords. #I hope everyone enjoys looking at HC's bare feet. He puts those cold puppies on Xie Lian every night.

[takingtabs]

One of my favourite things about ffxv fic is the unspoken agreement between authors that the chocobros 100% use the Armiger to store trash

Dirty plates? Armiger

Gladio's bargainbin romance novels? Armiger

Some rocks Prompto found? Armiger

This fandom is a gift

#ffxv #noctis lucis caelum #gladiolus amicitia #ignis scientia #prompto argentum #ignis has a monthly cleanout of the armiger #he tears Noct a new one when he finds all his cooked vegetables in a decaying mush #he has veggie dinners only for a solid week after #Noct definitely wonders if its worth never eating again

[harumscarumcos]

listen: nearly everyone who lives in wayne manor can cook (to an extent) EXCEPT Bruce he is barred from going into the kitchen

#Bruce Wayne #I dunno I feel like Damian knows how to cook a handful of things #like he needs supervision #that supervision being Alfred or dick #Jason and Tim are actually the best cooks in the house #duke and dick are close follow ups #cass and Kathy cannot #only difference is cass will try every now and then with the others #Kathy refuses to cook #Steph bakes fr #babs actually is a decent cook would make something with her dad every now and again when they were tired of takeout #but yeah Bruce can’t even fry an egg #he almost burned down the house making toast #dick Grayson #duke thomas #Stephanie brown #Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #kathy kane #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #tim drake

[keepersofmyheart]

Strawberry fluffies

These are amazing. I have had them.

#b dylan hollis #chef #gay chef #king of chefs #he made me laugh again #I love him #❤️keepersofmyheart❤️ #LGB #gay #funny #tiktoks #buy his book #recipes #strawberry #strawberry fluffies #deserts #food porn #cooking shows

[jimmorrisonfants]

Arctic Monkeys backstage playing The Ultracheese 2022 (Kings Theatre).

#bro sounds like bowie and scott walker combined HES JUST SO COOL #had to post this song again fr #SO GOOD #alex turner #the ultracheese #arctic monkeys #matt helders #nick o malley #jamie cook #music #tumblr #video #song #live #album #amazing #rock #2023 #rare #vocals #nyc #tbhc #the car tour

[isabellesbian]

happy hour at shep’s bar 🍺🥨

#animal crossing new horizons #animal crossing #new horizons #acnh #ac interior #ac design #town of rutabaga #weird crop again because he was cooking 🥲

[finntheehumaneater]

I keep reading fics where Steve has no idea how to cook, or do any kind of “chore”, and that confuses me. Yes, he is an entitled little princess and he will whine whenever he has to do something slightly inconvenient—but he spent years alone at home. By himself! He would have had to do everything! He is the best cook!

Later in life, when he and Robin inevitably live together, he doesn’t even let her near the stove in fear that she might burn the house down. He’s in charge of all the cooking.

And occasionally when he goes out he’ll come home and the whole house smells like smoke. Because Robin can find a way to burn anything.

(Read tags)

#Like what did he eat when he was home alone? #TV dinners? #No #his family is rich he likes to make nice food for himself #And maybe it surprises everyone that he can cook and shit #Because. Again. He is a little princess and does not like to do things #ALSO SOMEONE POINTED OUT THAT IT WAS NEVER CONFIRMED HIS PARENTS WERE SUPER FUCKING ABSENT #BUT #I forgot to put down that this goes with the head cannon that his parents are super fucking absent #Steve Harrington #Robin Buckley #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #platonic stobin #platonic with a capital p #stobin #mine