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worstloki · 6 months

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The only thing I’m taking note of from the Loki s2 is that Loki is confirmed to be a plant now. He is doing photosynthesis. Is practically moss.

#he’s green #that’s all I’m not saying anything else #the Loki show

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geekky-kawaii · 1 year

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There a new bosses in the subway

More of the train trio, because I can’t stop thinking about them

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wholesome-supervillain · 2 years

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Haze in the distance

Verdant green to chalky blue

No clouds in the sky

The endless highway

Past city and mountain view

Always leads to home

Ok, I’ve got one.

Actually, it ends with this:

A subjective verse.

Needled evergreens

Gray jay’s home and bristlecone

Stretching to the sky.

Fuzzy puppy butt

Soon to meet new furry friends

Wagging all the way

Sunlight glints off cars

The auto river streaming

Boats in the desert

The rest area

Siren song of sweet relief

So close, yet so far.

Constant road white noise

Lulling me to stupor’d daze;

Time for pretzel snack.

Yummy pretzel snack

Thin line between life and death

Keeping me awake

We’ve been… in this car…….

Hours now, or maybe years….

Always not quite home.

#my family is driving home from Canada #this is our second day on teh road back #my dad and I entertained ourselves by writing #haiku poetry #haiku #haikus #im blue #he’s green #the default text was stuff we both thought of or haggled out #the /a subjective verse/ thing was him trying to only say one line #but his whole sentence was an accidental haiku #so that was cool #poetry

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themetalhiro · 17 days

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Awkward.

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greentea-and-cookies · 2 months

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Since Velvette is a doll I like to think she can do that whenever she wants, and the other Vee's find it horribly creepy

Translation to Val's in spanish prayer (IN THE NAME OF THE SON THE FATHER AND YOUR WHORE MOTHEEEEEEEEER!!!!)

#whenever Velvette want Vox to buy her something and he says no she threatens him with taking her head off #he accepts immediately #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin valentino #valentino #my art #fanart #green tea & cookies #valentino praying like a madre latina

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mini-minish · 2 months

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have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

#inspired on that scene from howls moving castle #ode to all of u who had a crush on him when ur were like 12 #zuko #lee from the teashop #if i hid a sokka there what r u gonna do abt it #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko atla #atla zuko #theres also mai and those two girls u know the ones #cont of that last post perhaps???#he is a bi disaster to me #i actually hate the colors green is so hard to coordinate wtf #dood

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cemeterything · 5 months

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btw i think it's so awesome and fun when older people dye their white hair purple or pink or blue or whatever colour they fancy and 'overdress' in bright eye catching ostentatious outfits and have quirky interests and styles. you don't have to be young to have fun and be confident! you can still enjoy life when you're old! who cares what anyone else thinks, you've lived longer than they have and know better than to waste it being miserable just to fit in.

#🐉#theres this one older guy who shops at work who dyes his beard green and wears a bunch of pokemon merch #and really eccentric outfits. hes one of my favourite people and we always smile at each other when we bump into each other.#weirdo solidarity <3

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greykolla-art · 3 months

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My favourite thing about Alastor is his hoard of gal pals!

He’s just a cool and charming dude that women feel comfortable around��And is also a power hungry eldritch horror.👌👌👌

#grey art #fan art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin rosie #hazbin alastor #aroace #asexual icon!#I’m so tired of oversexualised charming men I’m so happy he’s ace #nothing but love and light for people who enjoy the dark romantic type tough!#the radio demon #men with a lot of women friends is such a green flag #he’s so villain coded tough I love this guy!#Alastor

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batbabydamian · 2 months

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in the guard's defense, fire ants sting 😔

#damian wayne #talia al ghul #batbabyart #babian #the guard got Damian the ant farm as an apology lol #this was originally grayscale but then dabbled with colors for Damian's clothes and i cried when he looked like a lil green pea...#a lima bean baby...

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elminster-big-naturals · 7 months

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when its 4am and the whole squad is zooted out their gourds trying to read the overhead menu in mcdonalds

#baldur's gate 3 #i've been them all #wyll: the smell of dirty fry oil is making him green out #astarion: 100% of his energy is dedicated to keeping his face perfectly neutral. he hasn't said or heard a word since they left camp #lae'zel: wait. where do my arms go. how do i noramlly hold my arms. what. am i supposed to do with my arms??? ogh god everyone knows im hig #anthrael: has been trying to read the menu for 13 minutes now but the pictures on the screens keep changing too fast

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honeypleasejustkillme · 11 months

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“what’s wrong, talk to me”

“let’s fix this, i can’t lose you”

“we’ll work it out together”

#he’s the only person in my life that has said stuff like this instead of just walking away #actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd #bpd shitposting #bpd fp #actually borderline #bpd vent #bpd mood #bpd problems #bpd favorite person #green flags

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frogaroundandfindout · 9 days

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Dead on main au where

1. Danny wears a 1/2 face mask as a ghost to make sure his parents don’t find out who he is

2. The decision to start wearing the mask was a spontaneous thing that happened at school and he stole the mask from his high school’s theater department

3. Danny moves to Gotham as soon as he turns 18 on a scholarship but it doesn’t include dorm fees.

4. Danny hides out in an abandoned theater (the attic is surprisingly well insulated!!!!) and spends most of his time there as a ghost because he can’t anywhere else in Gotham.

5. An injured Red hood limps his way into one of his favorite old hideouts (the theater obviously), and promptly passes out from blood loss with the hazy image of a masked glowing spector as the last thing he sees.

6. He wakes up enough to hear soft reassurances of safety and feel cool hands carry him with no noticeable strain.

7. Jason comes to in a giant nest of blankets with his wound neatly stitched up, a killer headache, and a sticky note wishing him well/ promising the writer didn’t leak under the helmet (a fact Jason is well aware of considering his head is very much unexploded)

8. Jason tries to leave but he passes out again and is honestly too tired to try again when he comes back around. So he just…falls asleep.

9. Jason wakes up again to warm food on an old silver tray and an empty room, not knowing Danny is watching him from the corner to make sure he doesn’t fall again. Not that Danny wouldn’t catch him again, but he’d prefer it didn’t happen at all.

In short, Danny plays elusive nurse to the dangerous red hood while Jason sees a literal ghost that lives in an abandoned theater wearing a phantom of the opera mask and decides he’s found a keeper. Clearly he appreciates the drama.

#i wanna say Jason’s disappointed when Danny is actually ridiculously attractive #but he’s just turned on tbh #like his ghost bf has glowing green fucking freckles #it’s adorable #and hot #very very hot #dead on main #jason todd x danny fenton #danny fenton x jason todd #dc x dp #dpxdc

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softer-ua · 9 months

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So I’ve been joking for a while about how Inko manages to afford all of Izuku’s AM merch

But I decided to nerd out and look closer, and I’m pretty sure the only expensive piece Izuku owns is the poster he got from Sir

You might think his dorm looks absolutely stacked

but that’s only because it’s a very small room and he brought every piece he owns

If you look in his old room it’s all the same posters

so he’s owned it all for at least a few years, he’s been working up to this for god knows how many years, just to be the proud owner of 5 posters so basic even he would put tape on them