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pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid · 2 years

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Leo: How many cups of coffee does it take to kill a person?

Will: *pulls out phone* 42

Will: *Walks away*

Leo: Where are you going?

Will: To get 41 cups of coffee from Starbucks

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 9 months

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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.

#pjo #nico di angelo #percy jackson #hoo #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #jason grace #toa #solangelo #trials of apollo #frank zhang #leo mcshizzle bad boy supreme #leo valdez #i can imagine the guys doing that #someone write a fanfic about this!!#incorrect quotes generator #pjo incorrect quotes

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lilislegacy · 3 days

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hazel: has anyone seen percy and annabeth?

*frank, leo, and piper all at once*

frank: they’re joking around

leo: they’re arguing

piper: they’re making out

everyone (confused): …

frank: um when i saw them like twenty minutes ago, they were joking around together and laughing their butts off outside the senate house

leo: well when i saw them at the forum like ten minutes ago, they were throwing hands and pointing fingers and rolling their eyes at each other, like, viciously arguing over something

piper: ok well when i passed by them literally just five minutes ago, they were very heatedly making out against annabeth’s dorm room door

everyone:

grover: yeah… they tend to be like that

#they are all over the place #all the time #and grover is used to it #incorrect quotes #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hazel levesque #leo valdez #frank zhang #piper mclean #grover underwood #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #hoo #lol

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p1nkshield · 1 year

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Bruce being just as guilty of introducing Jason to people like he is but a small little guy.

Bruce at gala supporting youth literary comprehension programs: Have you met my son Jason? As stubborn as kids can be I managed to get him to attend.

Beneficiary: oh that’s wonderful! Does your son enjoy literature?

Bruce: oh absolutely! That’s what convinced him to even come! He has so many respectable hobbies for someone his age. Kids these days rarely find value in the classics but not Jason! Honestly he reads more, and more in depth, than I do! He’s a little mechanic too! When I first saw him he was trying to take the tires off my car with a lug wrench that was bigger than him! It was quite a sight and a rather unconventional way to meet your son but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Beneficiary, blinks as they try to process all the proud dad info: …well that’s lovely, we have some activities for the children of the donors so that none of them get too bored!

Bruce: that’s great! I’ll let him know. Jason, can you come here for a moment?

A very tall, wide, and muscular man turns around and raises an eyebrow.

What a coincidence, that dude must also be named Jason.

He walks towards them

Jason: what do you want old man?

What

Bruce: there are activities at that table if you’re bored.

Huh

Jason: thanks for the memo but I’m not exactly at coloring book age anymore remember?

Bruce: I suppose you’re right :(

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #the table is set up with those baby chairs meant for kindergartners #Jason eventually gets bored enough that he does color something for a while #Bruce put it on the fridge #bruce is a good dad #hes pretty quiet but ask him about his kids and hoo boy #he was very sad when he realized he doesn’t really need coloring books anymore :(#batman #red hood

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gummybearinthehouseee · 8 months

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annabeth in 1st grade: look under there

some kid: under where

annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-

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incorrect-riordanverse · 9 months

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ten-year-old Nico about Percy and gang: I just want to be included.

Nico, after being included: what the fuck—

#he got his own book. but at what cost.#i still havent read tsats yet but its on my shelf 😭😭#im in a reading slump rn its HORRID #riordanverse #incorrect riordanverse #rick riordan #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #pjo #nico di angelo #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

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lyrichi · 16 days

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[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

#why did it take me so long to come up with an outrageously wrong history fact #uh #im literally studying the cold war rn #yeah #wo hoo #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan

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xx0yeet-everything0xx · 11 months

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percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point

percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.

#the golden 15 mins during which jason & nico interact #jason grace #percy jackson #nico di angelo #and if waking up at 4.45am seems unrealistic to u #i know SEVERAL people who wake up from times between 4.00—5.15 in the morning #pjo #hoo #toa #pjo incorrect quotes #jercy #jasico #? maybe. js because it feels right #edit: this is killing my notifs PLEASE STOP GIVING THIS NOTES

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thaliasthunder · 1 year

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percy after seeing 13 year old nico raise an army of living fucking skeletons: my chemical romance was right teenagers scare the living shit out of me

#percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #rick riordan #riordanverse #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #hazel lavesque #frank zhang #incorrect pjo #pjo/hoo #percico #solangelo

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liesmultixxx · 2 months

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percy jackson summarized:

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo universe #pjo books #hoo #pjo hoo #heroes of olympus #leo valdez #the mark of athena #riordanverse #rick riordan #just leo being a mood #i think this captures the energy of the entirety of pjo quite well #incorrect quotes #incorrect percy jackson

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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years

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pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid · 2 years

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Nico: Now I’m really curious

Leo: That curiosity will kill you

Nico: It will?

Leo: Yeah! Just ask the cat

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sodamnbored · 10 months

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Nico, over Iris message: So how is school? Do you hate it yet? Are you coming back soon?

Jason, laughing: I actually really like it, it’s so different from New Rome and Camp Half-Blood.

Nico, vaguely disappointed: That’s good.

Jason: More importantly, how’re you? What have you been up to lately?

Nico, shrugging: Will showed me how to do more things on the computer in the big house.

Jason, encouragingly: That sounds fun.

Nico: I visited you on Google Maps.

Jason, fighting his smile: That’s actually very sweet. Thank you.

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theydidntactuallysaythis · 3 months

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percy: it doesn't have to be a big deal that you hugged me lol

percy, internally: AHHHHHHHHHHH SHE HUGGED ME KADFJHSKJLGASLDFKHJ PLAY IT COOL PLAY IT COOL

#they are so 12 its not even funny #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo disney+#pjo tv show #annabeth chase #percabeth #incorrect percabeth quotes #incorrect quotes #alexa queue the music

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weiyjling · 4 months

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Jason: So let me get this straight.

Percy: More like let me run this bi you.

Leo: Let’s see how this pans out.

Reyna: Stop. We should ace-ess the situation.

Piper: Lesbian actual team of functioning people, okay?

Nico: I’m gay…

#jason isn’t straight he just haven’t figured it out yet #jason grace #percy jackson #leo valdez #reyna ramirez arellano #piper mclean #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #percy jackon and the olympians #heros of olympus #valgrace #percabeth #solangelo #incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #pjo hoo toa

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gummybearinthehouseee · 6 months

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percy *about annabeth*: my girlfriend has been listening to too much crime podcasts and now she knows too much

percy: yesterday she just said “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs” so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT

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