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#i like the template anyway so if u guys like this i will post it for free <3
dickytwister · 5 months
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"and if god gives and takes, let me be the one to give you the pain you deserve– and to take away the life you don't." || [x]
taglist (ask to be added/removed): @paralytic-states @stacispratt @just-in-the-nickleback-of-time @perseus-veil @the-universe-in-our-mind
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cerealmonster15 · 3 months
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hmm yknow what. maybe i was supposed to describe the unique magic in that bottom box. oh well teehee!!!!!
updated references for twst rsa ocs Char and Dañarte!!!!! for now. i'll add them to artfight soon!!! I was gonna do another one for Dañarte's Scarabia Era but I worked on these all week.... so i'll just do that one separately sometime maybe lol. anyway i've posted about these guys a lot as u can see from the tags i gave them on my blog, BUT my main origin post about their soap opera lore is really long and intimidating to read.... I have a shorter lore post here, but JFKSJLDJFKLDS.... finding these templates made nice, more condensed intros for them lol. and I [slightly] updated their looks so they aren't just carbon copies of what the seven dwarf characters are wearing!!!! but i'm bad at clothing design so i didn't really change them much!!!!
also i tried to be careful but my handwriting is Bad so i'll retype the info / talk more under the cut.
First guy: CHAR
Age: 18
Best Subject: Animal Languages
Birthday: March 19
Class: 3-C
Club: Fencing [does rsa have a fencing club. idk. they do now.]
Height: 175 cm
Hobby: Horseback Riding
Homeland: Shaftlands
Likes: Arts & Crafts, Shellfish
Dislikes: Keeping Secrets, Beets
Unique Magic: Unknown [I haven't decided one for him yet, and I may simply make him a late bloomer who hasn't discovered his yet lol]
Extra info:
Favorite Stones: Pink Opal & Chrysoberyl
Older Cousin to Dañarte
Long-lost childhood friend + new love interest to Cater
Source Character: Prince Charming from Cinderella
Second guy: Dañarte*
Age: 17
Best Subject: Ancient Magic
Birthday: February 13
Class: 2-C
Club: Equestrian Club
Height: 182 cm
Hobby: Writing Speeches
Homeland: Shaftlands
Likes: Planning, Grain bowls
Dislikes: Tenderhearted people, Undercooked meat
Unique Magic: Kiss of Frost: He kisses something or someone and temporarily freezes them ICY STYLE!!!!! or something like that. idk it doesn't kill people[???? maybe it could. idk.] but it don't feel good. Perhaps the area of frost can vary as well, like a small smooch spot vs spreading through the whole body? We gotta workshop it a bit more I'll get back to u on that someday. maybe.
Extra info:
Favorite Stone: Apatite
Char's younger cousin
"Love interest" to Cater + later on, Jamil...
Source Character: Hans from Frozen
RSA -> NRC -> Scarabia [He gets expelled and/or leaves RSA for whatever reason, I still haven't come up w/that part LOL... and ends up at NRC post breakup with Cater and gets sorted into Scarabia.]
* Disclaimer bc I feel the need to point out whenever I bring him up about his name lol- Dañarte isn't truly a name, it's just a spanish verb that's like "to hurt you". his character literally spawned from a convo I was having with a friend when I was trying to think of a name for Char, and something I said got autocorrected to Dañarte, and we made jokes about an evil princely character... so he became his own thing and I just kept that as his name lol.
anyway. i like talking about them but i also get shy and embarrassed about it klfjslfjks. also i probs did not draw them to scale bc life is hard. so are colors. i went very basic bc im scared but im trying to remember how colors work again in our year 2024 or whatever. WAHOO FUNNY LITTLE GUYS!!!!
shoutout to op of this template [@unfinished-projects-galore] making me sit here and consider the lives of these boys a lil more w/that bio layout. i was tempted to put summoning as Char's best class but WHAT do they summon. tell me idia what does that MEAN - jk it's probably like how juice bb summons cauldrons lol. I also considered Potionology for Dañarte but I think he'd like stuff like history and all that jazz and older [perhaps FORBIDDEN] ways of doing things.
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magicdragonoid01 · 6 months
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Hello 🤓☝️
wassupies im magic dragonoid but u can call me magic or noid. here i mostly post lifesteal smp capcut template bc its my only way to soothe the jitters (im not crazy i promise) but sometimes i reply to asks or just talk about random shizz. ANYWAYS here are some things about me ☺️ (its kinda long bc i dont know how to shut up >p<)
i like when people ask me things i think its cool so ask me things and there is a 99.9% chance i will reply !!
i like lifesteal smp so if u wanna ramble about it i will ramble w u
i CANNOT draw so if ur hoping for another blog to find fanart on GO AWAY ur not finding it here :3
im silly im like so silly im literally like the silliest person ever (i think im funny and will post what i think is funny)
HEY this is for all u WEIRDOSSS out there !! im a little YOUNGEN i am NOT over 18 i am a SMALL dont talk to me if ur WEIRD and like THE YOUNGENS EWWWWWW
there r my hashtags !! (i will forget to use them) #template alert !! for my silly videos and #thanks for the ask !! for when people FINALLY TALK TO ME UGHHH
i started the blog forgetting to repost things and i still dont. i wanna but the consistency guys the consistency !!
yeah idk what else 🙏 thanks for listening (D
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briankang · 5 months
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tagged by my favorite loves @chanstopher & @chanrizard to do my 2023 wrapped!!! it's time to link my favorite and most popular post from each month!! but first i'm sure everyone's done this but!!! @sweetyoungk, @chrizztophers, @dinoboos, @hyunpic, aaaaand @yonglixx!!!!
January
most popular: miroh u will always be famous
favorite: i really did love that i the text effect on this top 5 skz songs i was so proud lskdjglkds
March
most popular: parasocial relationship was kicking y'all's ASSES
favorite: it took me sooo long to do this 5th anniversary set but i did it all myself with no template idk how i'm gonna top next year's tbh
April
most popular: love me like this. love me like that. changbin i love u.
favorite: ok i'm cheating here but this subzero-esque 5-star trailer chan set & the pics i edited of young k's photoshoot from 1st look that i blacked out in the middle of making i think are equal in my heart those are my men!!
May
most popular: the han jisung lovers were HERE
favorite: i love elmo wearing felix to the moon and back
June
most popular: HUGE day on dowoonyoon dot tumblr dot com. seungmin and young k did this for ME
favorite: whatever the hell this video was. day6 should do another
July
most popular: you are all SO HORNY this is my biggest set of the YEAR
favorite: a tie between this odaiba day/stay day set & this dowoon set i color corrected to hell and back. i was super proud of both!!
August
most popular: i'm glad u guys liked this chan set as much as i did. i love the pinks.
favorite: to nobody's surprise. the letters with notes trailer.
September
most popular: i'm not gonna lie i popped off with this nothing but/ex parallel gifset i'm glad y'all agreed
favorite: guys did u know i really like that young k guy and liked his concert a lot
October
most popular: oh prince felix of niziu mv fame u are so famous
favorite: this was technically a flop but i spent so long doing this sungjin & young k set during the skz survival show w/ all the blurring. also they looked good.
November
most popular: minho's office moment with his phone tree is so...
favorite: i was gonna make this the 2min/young k dance but i decided it had to be this set of him and wonpil instead it brings me so much joy i missed them so bad
December
most popular: the chantuals LOVE to gif 24 to 25 chan (and we're RIGHT)
favorite: ok i only made like 3 sets this entire month lksdjglks so i'm putting both young k sets here because i was proud of how this stage came out and we all know i hate doing stages but also i LOVEEE the bday set i did for him this year
i feel like i really improved in doing new techniques and color grading and getting outside of my comfort zone this year!! i was really proud of a lot of these. i also dont know why i just didnt gif in feb. what was going on. anyways this was soooo fun i love looking back. you can see the immediate my day descent so quickly which i find insanely funny. happy new year hehe
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sieglinde-freud · 1 year
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for the ask game, a question of your choosing!!
why would u do this roy. now im gonna go on a tangent about religionshipping and its gonna be your fault
20. Are there any ships that you like, whether popular or rarepair?
well you see
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THEY MAKE ME SO EMO
FIRST OF ALL god/worshipper dynamic is crazy. i dont have to point that out for you guys. but then also its like. you know with avatars and s supports becoming more common in fire emblem a lot of the “romances” have to be hamfisted in so everyone can pick their fav and be happy and it just kind of dilutes the quality sometime on account of there being so many. so especially in the case of avatars does it feel like romances are either one sided or just thrown in out of fucking nowhere just for the sake of completion. ur gonna tell me corrin spent the entire chain hating on odin just to fall in love with him out of nowhere in the s (that chain makes me irrationally angry btw but another vent for another day) so when that DOESNT happen it j makes it way more impactful and the way that it happens in pandreos s support feels like such a natural build off of their B and A supports where alear actually talks about how he doesnt believe he lives up to being a god and pandreo helps him get over that belief which is j really refreshing because i feel like a lot of “avatar” supports, not just in engage, are more about the protagonist helping and reacting to the other character and not the other way around so its j like. idk. alear/pandreo support fucks. also i personally dont really like projecting onto the avatars so having a support where alear stands more on his own is refreshing for me
and then outside of supports theyre just cute. its such a cute concept. i think pandreo trying to balance his frat boy and clergy personas in front of alear is so silly and the fact that alear doesnt really give a shit about which one hes putting up is even funnier. like itd be totally reasonable to think you’d have to have an eternal stick up ur ass around god but here he is. howling. its so silly. so goofy. also both of their hair styles are atrocious. ugly ass couple. i think i can make a shitpost out of that one actually. i just found the template im doing that later ok anyways they just make me mental illness. i beat the writers block for them. i have like 15 drafted posts just about me screaming about them. its so unwell. theyre so hhhggegrhj
i also really like panette/timerra
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maddestmewmew · 2 months
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alright so when i was like 12 i was super depressed and shit which was logical bc i was insanely traumatized but also i wanted to be extra special depressed so id say shit like “heh…yeah…i wanna kill myself X)” and “everyone hates me…i deserve it heh…” and anyway you guys no those bingo games? the ones where u take a blank bingo template and fill it up w Whatever and post it like “ohh (blank) bingo” well my mutual who was also one of like 3 friends i had in 7th grade reblogged this “mental illness bingo” game and it was a bunch of generic 2018 angst humor but one of the spots was “self medicates” well i was 12 and despite not being sheltered i was Fucking Stupid and i posted the bingo like “heh…i got a blackout…#suicidal” well here i am years later admitting i didnt nor have i ever self medicated and when i marked that down for my bingo card i actually meant that i liked to chew gum to help my anxiety. anyway i went to an art school in middle school and some guy in our friend group who genuinely hated me got pissed i sat too close to him and left to go smoke weed in the bathroom and i cried. so no ive never done drugs
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leoneslover · 3 years
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𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 ���𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 ♡
Sugawara Kōshi x reader(fem!)
Warnings: none
A/n: I missed posting self indulgent stuff 😔😔 anywayz, here’s the answers to the fluff alphabet for Suga that no one asked for lol. This is lowkey self-insert btw.
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★彡 A = Admiration : What do they absolutely adore about you?
• Probably the fact that you have so much in common.
I feel like he’d be the type of person to bond over shared interests. Wheter that be a show that you like, a band, a hobby, or even the fact that your personalities are alike; is enough to make him grow a soft spot for you and those shared things in his heart.
★彡 B = Body : What is their favorite part of your body?
• Your waist and your lower back.
He wouldn’t really mind pda, but at first he wouldn’t be so sure on wheter you’re into it or not. So he found a nice middle ground to start with, and that was just holding you close to him at all times. Wheter you’re walking through the hallways, on a crowded street, or just standing there and talking to someone; his hand would naturally get a hold on your waist.
Even after a long time dating each other, he still has this little habit. But it’s ok, none of you really mind it, and it kinda grew on him by this point anyways.
★彡 C = Cuddles : How do they like to cuddle?
• Facing each other, one arm around your waist and the other stroking your head.
He likes to be able to watch you fall asleep next to him, and he loves that you’re the first thing he sees when he wakes up. He also loves this position cause he’s able to kiss you as much as he wants in many different ways. (And also makes him able to press your foreheads together and fall asleep like that 🥺).
★彡 D = Dates : What does their ideal date looks like?
• I said it once and I’ll say it again, this man is a picnic enthusiast. Period.
He’ll take you to lots of different locations only to have a little picnic date for the day. And if you like to cook or bake, then he’ll definitely help you to make something the day prior only so you can share it on the date.
★彡 E = Emotions : How do they express emotion around you?
• I feel like it’ll take him a little bit to open up to you, but after he does, he wouldn’t be afraid of telling you how he feels if needed.
He doesn’t see emotions as weak, and doesn’t really mind to show them around you if he feels comfortable enough. Though he prefers to be the one comforting you instead.
★彡 F = Family : Do they want one? If they do, when?
• He definitely does, but it’s not the first thing he has in mind.
He’d like to settle down at some point in his life. Buy a big house so he can have two or three children if you’re up for it. But he wouldn’t rush it, he’ll just let things happen and enjoy his youth first, he has time to think about family later.
★彡 G = Gifts : How do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?
• He likes giving meaningful gifts.
Not a big fan of really big and impressive stuff, but rather small things that would remind you of him, or a certain date that you guys had, or maybe even an in joke that you guys made up. Also a big fan of letters and little love notes that he’d slide here and there.
★彡 H = Holding hands : When/How do they like to hold hands?
• He loves holding hands. It’s one of his favorite things.
He does it mainly when you’re walking around during summer, since it’s too hot for him to press you against him by your waist like he normally would. But wouldn’t mind doing it some other time if you like it.
★彡 I = Injury : How would they act if you got hurt?
• Mom mode activated.
He would try to act calm around it and treat the wound properly, but on the inside he’s so worried he thinks he might scream. Would constantly check on you after he’s done, and give you instructions on how to treat it on your own (if he isn’t around to do it for you).
★彡 J = Jokes : Do they like to joke around with or prank you? How?
• YES of course he does.
Not a big fan of pranks, but would do a lot of questionable stuff just for fun (and of course you’re gonna tag along, I mean, he has a point on the majority of those). He’s probably joking around you all the time, and you probably have a handful of random in jokes by now to the point that that’s the only way you guys communicate.
He’s chaotic let him be.
★彡 K = Kisses : How do they like to kiss?
• Slow and passionate.
Your kissing sessions with him could go on for hours honestly. He loves kissing, but what he loves the most is when he can pour all his feelings into one and give it to you like if his last breath depended on it.
Would stroke your hair or back while you’re at it.
★彡 L = Love : How do they show they love you?
• Affection. Lots and lots of affection.
He’s clingy asf, so expect a lot of hugs and kisses that might catch you off guard a couple of times.
Also words of affirmation. He’ll tell you how much he loves you and how much you mean to him almost daily.
★彡 M = Memory : Favorite memory together?
• When he first told you he loves you.
He remembers almost vividly everything about that time. How your eyes opened slightly, how your eyebrows rised up almost instantly, how you stared at him for a solid couple of minutes as if you were still processing the words. And how you finally whispered ‘I love you too’ while looking away.
He likes to think about that before he goes to bed.
★彡 N = Nightmare : What is their worst fear?
• Being replaced, especially for not being good enough.
He’s afraid of other people taking his loved ones away from him just because they’re better than him. He knows he’s not the best in anything, which is the main reason why he tries so hard to keep improving, and why he puts others before himself.
He’s scared that if he doesn’t try his best at everything, someone else is gonna take his place.
★彡 O = Oddity : What is one quirk they have?
• No matter the situation, he always knows what to say, and when to say it.
★彡 P = Pet names : What do they like to call you?
• Bunny and Darling are his favorites, but he literally calls you whatever he feels like.
★彡 Q = Quality time : How do they like to spend time with you?
• He likes to hang out with you as much as he can.
Having lunch together, going on dates, tagging along whenever you have to go out and buy some stuff, studying at your place, having sleepovers, you name it.
He just enjoys your company too much 🥺🥺
★彡 R = Rhythm : What songs reminds you of them?
• Selfless -The Strokes (shameless plug for my smau ahem go check it out if u haven’t already ahem).
• As the world caves in -Matt Maltese
• Midnight City -M83
★彡 S = Secrets : How open are they with you?
• 100% clear
The only times he keeps stuff from you is when he’s planning a surprise for you or something.
★彡 T = Time : How long did it take you to get together?
• Probably a couple of months.
He likes to let things flow naturally, so it probably started of as casual friends who flirted a little bit too much. And before you knew it he was already kissing you in your front door after what it felt like a date.
★彡 U = Upset : How do they act when you’re upset?
Would ask you about it right away.
If it has to do with him, then he’d profusely apologize and try to make it up to you for it.
If it doesn’t, then he’ll gently rest your head on his lap, playing with your hair as he listens to you rant about whatever it is that is making you feel bad, and then give you advice if needed.
But if you don’t wanna talk about it, then he’ll give you your space. Though he’d check on you frequently, making sure you’re not neglecting yourself.
★彡 V = Vaunt : What are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?
• He’s proud of how far he has become as person, and how he’s still improving on himself.
He’s also proud of you of course, and he absolutely adores showing you off. Why wouldn’t he?
★彡 X = X-Ray : How well are they able to read you?
• He’s used to having to read people all the time, so he’s probably pretty good at it.
However he still likes to ask directly rather than to beat around the bush, he wants to able to help you if needed.
★彡 Y = Yes : How would they propose to you?
• He would probably plan a whole day together before hand.
Would bring you breakfast to bed, take you out for lunch, maybe a little walk around the park or going shopping or whatever you feel like doing. And then take you out to a fancy restaurant that would probably be too fancy and a little sus tbh.
But he’d only propose once you get back to your house. He’d stop you before you can get the keys to your front door. Ask you if you had fun today. He would smile softly at you, saying how he’s glad that he’s able to spend so much time with you and how you make him the happiest man alive. Before actually getting on one knee.
If you say yes he’s absolutely kissing you in your front porch and carrying you inside bridal style.
★彡 Z = Zen : What makes them feel calm?
• Write his feelings down.
Whenever he feels like he could do some relaxing, he’ll just make himself a cup of tea and get a notebook out. He could write for hours, from really heavy stuff to random thoughts. He just pours it all out in the paper.
After he’s done, he feels like a brand new person.
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jasdiary · 3 years
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OLD!About me/BYF/DNI!!
i procrastinated making this for so long ☠️ but anyways:
edit: Backup acc is @lluvia-rains in case i accidentally log out lmao 😭😭
Hi, I’m Jas or Windy and my pronouns are She/Her! I’m an ISTP and assigned Pomefiore who mainly posts Genshin Impact, A3! and Twisted Wonderland related things with hints of Obey Me!, Fe3h, Cookie Run, Tokyo Revengers, Encanto, Vtubers, Heartstopper, Kpop and Naruto :D
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• I’m a minor so i respectfully ask that NSFW accounts/proshippers/those of the basic dni criteria don’t interact or follow me.
• I’m Puerto Rican/Dominican but pale so when I draw myself I promise i’m not whitewashing or whatever 😭
• I do Yumejoshi stuff and my main Yume’s are Deuce Spade, Kumon Hyodo, Tenma Sumeragi, Noelle, Bennett and Nobara Kugisaki! i would do anything for my little scrimbloo scrunklys
• My comfort characters are Deuce Spade(Twisted Wonderland), Kalim Al-Asim(Twisted Wonderland), Annette Fantine Dominic(Fe3h), Linhardt Von Hevring(Fe3h), Ashe Ubert(Fe3h), Bennett(Genshin Impact), Qiqi(Genshin Impact), Fischl(Genshin Impact), Kamisato Ayaka(Genshin Impact), Yoimiya(Genshin Impact), Noelle(Genshin Impact),Muku Sakisaka(A3!), Kazunari Miyoshi(A3!), Homare Arisugawa(A3!), Kumon Hyodo(A3!), Chifuyu Matsuno(Tokyo Revengers), Julieta Madrigal(Encanto) and Kushina Uzumaki(Naruto).
• Please use tone indicators when needed you think they may be needed! I think into things a lot lmao
• I use !!(‼️) a lot, mostly to convey that i’m happy or saying something most likely important!
• Bi???Lesbian???not sure, i had a crush on a guy(which died after like,,3 weeks LMAOO)but i’ve always liked girls 💓
• I prefer asks rather than DM’s
• I haven’t addressed myself as Windy in a while because i was just testing it out, but i don’t mind being called by that :D
• I like to draw and write, but i procrastinate a lot. I’m working on finding the energy to draw my Twst, Naruto and Genshin impact ocs!
• I talk about Deuce Spade a lot. and i mean, a LOT.he’s a big comfort character and Yume for me and i love him.feel free to tag me in anything Deuce related or even send in asks so we can brainrot about him together!
• I ramble a lot and i’m not very good at getting ALL of my thoughts out so i’m sorry in advance!
• I like to call Diluc “Ducky” so please don’t be alarmed when i unconsciously write Ducky instead of Diluc ☠️
• I relate heavily/kin Kazunari Miyoshi(A3!), Fischl(Genshin Impact), Azul Ashengrotto(Twisted Wonderland), Idia Shroud(Twisted Wonderland),Kumon Hyodo(A3!), Parfait Cookie(Cookie Run), Luka Megurine(Vocaloid) and Muku Sakisaka(A3!).
• I’m completely fine if you selfship/love mail them (as long as u aren’t aging yourself down in order to selfship with Muku, Azul, Kumon and Fischl) :D give them love!!
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Tags! 🏷
I don’t tag reblogs btw!
Art tag: #jas drew a thing.jpeg
Oc Tags:
Genshin Impact-
Xiānnǚ Nuwa🌺
Qingyuan🌧
Cyzarine💎
Twisted Wonderland-
Soleil⚡️
Tomi-grey🦈
Juvia🪞
Noor⏳
Tinsley🧚🏻‍♀️
Hyacinth🥀
Zelda🌬
Calliope🫗
Celeste🦋
Enya🌿
Bones🩻
Kin/Character tags:
🥮«´¨`•°..!!Tsugurific!!..°•´¨`»🥮 (Not Used Anymore)
🐚«´¨`•°..!!Tako!!..°•´¨`»🐚
🎮«´¨`•°..!!Firefly!!..°•´¨`»🎮
⚡️«´¨`•°..!!Princess!!..°•´¨`»⚡️
⛅️«´¨`•°..!!Byakugan!!..°•´¨`»⛅️ (Not Used Anymore)
🎨«´¨`•°..!!Kazpiko!!..°•´¨`»🎨
👑«´¨`•°..!!Prince!!..°•´¨`»👑
🎶«´¨`•°..!!ParuParu!!..°•´¨`»🎶
⚾️«´¨`•°..!!Kumopi!!..°•´¨`»⚾️
⭐️«´¨`•°..!!NightFever!!..°•´¨`»⭐️
#Ducky Ragnvindr / #Genshin Impact Ducky (not used anymore because i’m lazy;;;)
TBA;
A3! Intro!🎬
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Will be update if i feel the need to add anything and the creator of the template is there!!
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I’ll be updating this whenever i feel like something must be added but other than that, welcome‼️ :D
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wishbonetea · 2 years
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of smoke & bone · art with a capital a
chapter twenty-three was posted last night but guess who forgot to share it on tumblr. 👉👉 this guy
not sticking to my usual promo template this week but this group chat was so fun to write. anyway this chapter features: nicky pov, kevin using a briefcase instead of a regular bag, and andrew memorising passages of art theory just to wind kevin up
read on ao3
[image description under the cut]
[Two images of text formatted to look like a digital group chat. The first image reads:
The Gay Cousin: [url of a buzzfeed quiz] The Gay Cousin: which ☕ r u ??????? I’m Fine: What? The Gay Cousin: which ☕ r u ??????? Mattata: isn’t that the coffee emoji? The Gay Cousin: yeah but the tea looks like soup so
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DamnWilds: babe the fbi is spying on u Mattata: well i hope they enjoy watching youtube videos all day DamnWilds: dream job I’m Fine: Why are the FBI spying on you? You’re not in the States anymore. DamnWilds: its a meme neil dw The Gay Cousin: neils fbi is now watching neil google ‘what is a meme’ I’m Fine: I know what a meme is. Catty Bitch: literally yesterday you pronounced it ‘mee mee’ The Gay Cousin: 😂😂😂😂😂
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gryphonablaze · 4 years
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hello and welcome to gryphon’s crackshit crossover corner
I’ve already talked about my theory that httyd is set in the very distant, post-apocalyptic future. that theory was originally inspired by ‘what if httyd and horizon zero dawn crossover?’ My brain said things and for some fuckforsaken reason I listened. 
TL:DR I can smash together a crossover of so many different fandoms and media. It’s stupid. I’m crazy. I love it. This is what ADHD makes me think about when I zone out 
Anyway, first thing; the portal games could cross over with virtually anything. Portal-lands (borderlands). Portal age of wonderbeasts. How to Portal Your Dragon. Portal and the Princesses of Power. Portal: Zero Dawn. Portalverwatch. Portales of Arcadia. Fuck, if I really wanted, I could make the portal series crossover with Star Wars. This is because the time gap between portal one and two is spectacularly, deliciously difficult to pinpoint. If I shuffle it around, I could align the times during which action and dramatic events occur to line up with Chell finally escaping the facility. She walks through the wheat field and immediately encounters a megabunny, or a herd of grazers and striders. Or she trips on a rusted null sector carcass. Or her first night on the surface she’s staring at the moon and the star-filled sky, until she hears a slowly mounting screech and a flash of lightning. Or after a couple days she encounters a migration of creatures with stone skin, because they’re going to New Jersey and wanted to stop in Michigan to visit the great lakes, I guess. Or a couple weeks in to her new life, there’s a bright flash in the sky, and now she’s glowing? And has weird glowing tattoos on her arm? And can set things on fire? Or a year or two after she escapes, a spaceship? touches down? and out comes a catgirl, a lady with prehensile hair, a weird tall white guy, but not, like, a typical white guy, his skin is literally snow white, and someone who appears to be (???) normally human????? With portal, anything is possible. Bonus points that technically any and all fanfiction, AUs, the like etc. of portal are canon, thanks to cave literally reaching through the multiverse, thereby making all of those alternative realities possible. 
So if I wanted, I could stick portal in anything. Like how salt can be used in virtually every cuisine. 
But oh, my dear brain did not stop there. This is a crackshit crossover corner, after all.  If I fuck around enough, I could frankenstein together almost all of these. The events in HZD take place approximately one thousand years after the apocalypse, which occurred mid-2000s. As in 2050s-60s, not 2005. Kipo Age of Wonderbeasts takes place about 200 years after their mutepocalypse (also it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that ‘mute’ was shortened from ‘mutants’ and has nothing to do with their ability to speak), and we’re not sure when that happened. We could hazard a guess that Gaia was able to rebuild the world and some of humanity after Faro’s fuckup, but maybe went a liiiiiiiittle too far with the Artemis sub-probgram, and the mutepocalypse happens almost immediately. Oopsies. World goes on for 200 years post mutepocalypse, events of the series of Kipo Age of Wonderbeasts occur. Anknown amount of years later Hades decide’s that’s enough and wipes Gaia’s slate clean for her to start over again. She gives it another shot, but this time limits the amount of historical information that she gave to the humans that she released. Might’ve been a bit inaccurate, because do you know just how much human media insisted that vikings had horned helmets? (Could also explain why somehow Tuffnut knows some spanish). Whatever. This time she tries dragons. Things are actually going pretty well for a couple hundred years, Gaia always thought the ancient mythological tales of winged fire-breathers were cool, why not try it out? Until--are you kidding? The dragons disappear to hide underground? From the humans? Seriously? Wow. Wooooow. All that effort, wasted. Hades decides it’s time to try again. This time? Screw it. Robot megafauna. Hades can’t eat that. Around half a millenia later, Hades gains sentience, goes about trying to commit genocide, events of the HZD game occur. For fanfic funsies, Chell could wake up literally any time in there, because why not add another layer? These all coexist in the same space-time. Same universe, same timeline, but unfortunately not at the same time. Oof. -----> This crackshit combines Horizon Zero Dawn, Kipo Age of Wonderbeasts, and How to Train Your Dragon. (*portal optional)
Or how about somehow, some way, the whole prehistoric ‘peopling of the earth’ (deadass the name of a textbook chapter) was more like accidental colonization of the earth? The rest of the six galaxies moved on and kind of forgot about them, so Borderlands doesn’t necessarily have to be in the distant future of earth’s timeline. Some millenia ago, the Destroyer was going around, doing its thing. The Eridians didn’t like that, so they found a planet with natural capabilities they could take advantage of, asked some sirens for help, and turned it into a superweapon. After all, as typhon says, most Eridian things run on crystals. And sirens’ powers are often elemental--who’s to say the runestones on Etheria aren’t their collaborative work? Along the way they probably make an enemy because of course they do, so why not give the Heart a test run @ Horde Prime? Until Mara rebels, and yeets Etheria and its moons (and presumably star) into Despondos. Well, fuck. Horde Prime mentions ‘one thousand years’ of waiting, but when traveling through space, time can get fucky. Anyway, Now they have to come up with an alternative way to eliminate the Destroyer. It might take a few millenia of hopping around, leaving their mark on various planets, but eventually they come up with the idea of creating a cage, creating pandora... After all, the architecture of the First One’s ruins in SPOP and the various Eridian Ruins in the borderlands series aren’t super different. It’s reasonably possible that their stylistic design choices changed over time--whose hasn’t? Gothic architecture wasn’t hanging around from the dawn of human time. Anyway, we know that since they began building Pandora, the Eridians knew what it would entail. So when Nyriad killed them to power the Machine in the Pyre of the Stars, it’s not like they hadn’t prepared to die. The guardians, their own creations, have heath bars made entirely of shields, implying that they are beings not of flesh but of energy. And who wouldn’t want to at least attempt to preserve their culture, at least a shred of it? Many statues that are presumably in the Eridian’s likeness have only two arms, but some have more. And what energy-based lifeforms (from tales of arcadia) have a majority population with two arms, but a select special few with four? What is their planet called? AkiRIDIAN 5. It is implied that not even Nekrotafeyo, the Eridian’s home planet, is technically the place of their origination, so it’s not all that out of the question for them to make (and possibly fail at) a couple of planets they could put their extra-sentient lifeforms on. ‘Alright, We are called Eridians. This is the fifth planet we made for you. Have fun, we have to go die.’ How often is history not warped by time? Particularly the pronunciation of things? And of course if they’re starting over with a completely new place and no template to work off of, the architecture they come up with is not at al likely to resemble that of their progenitors. Also note that Luug and other Akiridian creatures seen, like those weird ass energy bugs, look fucking weird. You know what else looks fucking weird? The fauna of Nekrotafeyo. In this version, Mara’s story in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is the very distant early history of the Eridians, before even Nyriad, who is presumed to be very long-lived. The ancient history that the Eridians themselves left behind is in turn the prehistory of the people of Akiridian 5. And again, if u want, portal. That said, the end of SPOP S5, the end of BL3 (currently the latest borderlands game), and the end of the Tales of Arcadia series could not only exist in the same spacetime, but also at the same time. ---->This crackshit combines She ra, Borderlands, and Tales of Arcadia. (*portal optional)
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plutoswarrior · 4 years
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YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS i was so excited to finally do this i got it done in like 3 hours. i was gonna shade it but i got too excited and wanted to post it! here are the design owners plus me rambling:
@zeriphi the colors.... she’s so bright..... i love her so much... also i love her big ol ears and how fluffy her face is. plus she just looks so smooth and sleek. she’s perfect
@harriertail BRO. obvs i think of my own design when i think of mapleshade but if i DIDN’T this would be the design i would see. she looks so hardcore. she looks like she exclusively listens to heavy metal. i love her. she’s perfect.
@magic-pistachio aaaaaaaarrrggghhh curse you for having such a complicated design but mostly bless you for having such a beautiful one!!!! she’s so gorgeous!!!! she reminds me of a monarch butterfly, shes gorgeous. i love her little heart nose. i just love her grace paired with her wicked awesome scars, she looks SO GOOD. she’s perfect.
@goatpaste bro goth mom? GOTH MOM???? i love her. she looks like an absolute U N I T and i love it so much. she looks very edgy but also just so thick and soft i love her. she’s perfect.
@helianthanas my guy!!! MY GUY!!! she looks so hardcore!!! i love how scrappy she looks, she really looks like she would purposefully start fights and win every single one!!! i also love her white pupils, it’s very pretty! i also just love her pattern,  it’s so random and so good. like she just. she jsut looks so good. she’s perfect.
anyway long story short they’re all perfect and @ you five i love you and your designs.
meme template made by @shebpaw ! thanks for letting me use it!
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howtodrawaeyes · 4 years
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The Best Weekly Dank Memes 1
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Best Dank Memes
No healthy people left in the world
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Damn! It’s been 2 years since I’ve played and i still remember how much of a pain in the ass Greenland is _/_ The medic
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It's not wrong tho AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Bats: Spread the coronavirus *sad Skynet noises*
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What if the robot doesn’t consider his actions as evil even though we do, and does them anyway without this code doing anything about it? Chill out guys
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This fucking template lmao he'll regret what he said
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jokes on u i don’t have parents - posted by asexual gang Awww so cute
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what you see: what cat see: HAYATO Penguin is kil
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Penguin is kil How Dare You
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I actually exhaled through my nose quite forcefully, take my orange arrowedit: bitch what the fuck why did I get silveredit: stop giving my stupid ass awards, I just really liked this meme. stop I don’t deserve this Goals beyond your understanding
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The thing is Waldo is in this picture Thank god it finally happened
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Apple will just keep using lightning, get fined and the world will keep spinning straight to the balls
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The balls have been stimulated in a not so good way Watch out kids
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The further up the chain you go however.. *anxiety intensifies*
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Hey, do atheists go to hell?No.How about the guy who invented the 'cast to tv' button on pornhub?Straight to hell. Down to the boiler room I have deadly virus, back fiend!!
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ILL FUCKING COUGH ON YOU YOU BASTARD guys i’m scared
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eat meme milk Keep your pets healthy please
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Thicc boi and chonker sounds funnier than morbidly obese tho Apex hurt my pp
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Wait you guys don’t send your favourite stepmom porn to your family? Respect is part of my religion
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I respect this post Bamboozled once again
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Who is this guy? I've seen him a few movie's. Found idea somewhere but made this oc
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I like this meme better than Trump. Well that's unexpected
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Hell id have a scrap Gotta see the whole world
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We are communism - we share the virus equally Uh, wait, you're under arrest.
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Roger roger Today’s a good day
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confessionary77 · 4 years
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The end of the romance
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A relationship told through dialogue between her and him, from the crucial point in their story to the end
"There's something I need to tell you..." he started, then faltered.
"I thought there must be an ulterior motive behind this dinner," she smiled.
His eyes were trained on the place between his plate and his glass. As he struggled to find the words, her smile faded.
"Is it something to do with me?" she asked.
He dry-swallowed and knew she noticed by the urgency in her words: "Is it about us?"
For some things there's never the right time nor the right words. His shoulders dropped with resignation.
"I've got the visa," he said talking to the table. He couldn't find strength to lift his eyes. She was silent, but he could feel her gaze on his face. With enormous effort he met her eyes. Her face was serious, lips drawn into a thin line. Single wrinkle cut across her forehead and underneath it her green eyes darkened into stormy grey.
"When?" she asked.
"A few days ago."
"That means you have already decided," she concluded. "So? Are you leaving?"
He nodded, not trusting his voice. She inhaled sharply, reached for her glass and took a long sip, then she set it down and looked at it for a long while. Finally, she composed herself, lifted her chin and attempted a smile. It didn't reach her eyes.
"Congratulations, I guess," she said. "What is the plan?"
"I will quit the job tomorrow, need to sell the car and bunch of other things, pack slowly," it helped to think about practical things. "I get residency as soon as I land. Then I find a place to live and start looking for a job."
"When?" she asked.
"In a month," he said.
"And me?"
"I hope you will join me," he said. "Will you?"
"I need to finish my studies."
"I know. But, that's—what? Six months? A year tops, right?"
She shrugged. "It could be longer than that."
"It doesn't matter," he reassured her, "take as long as you need. We can video-chat every day! I'll show you every step I take, you'll be so familiar with the place even before you come over, you'll fit right in."
"I don't have a visa," she pointed out.
"That's easy. You can enrol in post-graduate studies. You'll get a year-long student visa. Then you can decide if you want to stay."
"And if I do?" she smiled weakly.
"You continue studies for another year," he said with a goofy smile, "or you can marry a guy who already has residency."
"Would you help me find a guy like that?" she winked.
They smiled quietly drinking each other's face. His hand found hers and their fingers intertwined automatically.
"Will you come?" he whispered.
"Will you wait?" she replied.
"Forever, if I must," he said.
They sat holding hands in silence, eyes locked.
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The door closed loudly, but instead of familiar patter of feet approaching there was silence. He leaned through the kitchen doorway and saw her sitting on the stool by the exit. She leaned against the wall with legs outstretched and eyes closed.
"Everything alright?" he asked, sensing that it wasn't—"How was the exam?"
Her eyelids fluttered open. She looked at him unfocused, as if she didn't quite know how he ended up there.
"I failed," she said closing her eyes again.
He sat on the floor next to her.
"It doesn't matter," he said, "you can take it again. I know you'll ace it, you always do."
"I always DID," she smiled bitterly, "until a week ago."
She looked at him: "I can't focus. Since you told me about leaving, my mind is with you every waking moment."
"I'm so sorry," he said. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Can you stay until I graduate?"
It was his turn to stare at her.
"I already quit my job," he said.
"They'd take you back," she said.
"Maybe. But, I already transferred all my savings overseas. And, I have a job interview a week after landing."
"You're so quick!" she smiled ruefully.
Her sarcasm didn't surprise him, but it hurt anyway.
"I hope to hit the ground running," he said. "The sooner I get settled, the easier it will be for you to join."
She squeezed his hand. "I'm sorry. It's just... it's hard to think that in three weeks you won't be around. Why couldn't we do it together?"
"Do what together?" he asked—"Move? The same reason why you keep a separate apartment. Your parents would never let you go with me."
"What makes you think they'll let me join you?"
"That's why I'll register you for studies. You can tell them you got scholarship, and we'll have a year to break the news gently. It's easier from a distance. It'll also give them time to get used to the idea of us. We talked about it so many times..."
"Yes, I know," she sighed, "and it sounds so easy when you say it. But when I'm by myself, it seems impossible."
"Then I'll just keep repeating it. And when I'm there, I'll create a text template outlining this whole plan. I'll send it every morning when you wake up and every night before you go to bed."
She gave him tiniest of smiles.
"I'm scared," she said.
"Don't be scared, be excited," he whispered.
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"I wish I was going with you," she nuzzled his neck.
"Me too."
"I don't want to go back to empty apartment. At least you'll watch movies for the next 8 hours."
"I shouldn't have moved in with you," he stroke her hair. "I should have gone to my dad's for those three weeks."
"I'm glad you did, at least I had you to myself in the evenings. I wouldn't be able to stay with you at your dad's."
"But now everything will remind you of me."
"Maybe it'll motivate me to study harder and join you sooner."
"Or, maybe you'll go party somewhere rather than stay at home which so painfully reminds you of me and study."
She bumped his shoulder. "Don't joke! I'm serious."
"Why don't you meet up with friends and stay out for the evening?" he asked.
"That's just delaying what's coming. I'll go home and try to study. Call me when you land. Promise."
"It'll be middle of the night here."
"It doesn't matter, I don't think I'll be able to sleep anyway. Promise!"
"Okay, I'll call you as soon as I clear the customs," he said.
They kissed hungrily, desperately. After a long while, he gently pulled away.
"That was the last call for my flight," he said.
Her eyes swam in tears threatening to spill down her cheeks.
"I love you," she whispered.
"I love you too."
She threw her arms around him, her lips searched for his one last time.
"Wait for me," she tore herself away.
"Forever!"
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"Hello?"
"God, I can't believe I finally got you on the phone! Congratulations, Ms. Graduate! You've been extremely hard to find lately!"
"Oh, that's you! Thank you!" she said.
"You don't sound too thrilled. Is this bad time?"
"No, of course not. I just walked in, my parents are here to celebrate."
"I see. Let's keep it short so you don't have to explain who it was," disappointment was thick in his voice.
"They're waiting in a cafe across the street. I have time," she chirruped.
"I didn't want to haunt you before the graduation, but I missed hearing your voice. It's been over a month..."
"I was at the university from dawn to dusk the last few weeks. I texted you, everything's fine, I told you."
"I know. I'm just saying I missed you. What's the plan now?"
"A big dinner with parents and friends!"
"I wish I was there..." he said.
"Yeah..."
They listened to each other breathing through the line.
"What are you going to do now?" he asked.
She ignored the unspoken, the real question she knew he was asking.
"I'll stay and relax for a couple of weeks when the parents leave. Then I'll go home for the Summer."
"Oh!"
"Listen, I have to go. I'll email you from home, when I sort out with myself and parents what's next."
"Okay," his voice sounded broken, "I'll wait."
"I know you will," she said.
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Her: Hi
Him: Hi
Her: just got back to town
Him: had an exciting summer?
Her: ya, not bad. visited family and friends. travelled a bit.
Him: missed hearing from you.
Her: am here now
Him: can I call?
Her: not now, maybe later.
Him: ok
Her: must tell you sumting. I spoke to parents
Him: uh oh
Her: mom understands but says no future for me there, i'd depend on you. dad's against.
Him: I told you they'd say that
Her: ya. got me thinking tho
Him: ...
Her: i can't say it nicely--i'm staying home
Him: ?
Her: dad found me a job
Him: can we talk?
Her: no, please. i decided. it's over. sorry
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Him: Happy Birthday!
Her: tx
Him: How is life?
Her: ok
Him: How do you like the job?
Her: what r u doing?
Him: What do you mean?
Her: let's not do this. don't txt me any more
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Her: congrats!
Him: ???
Her: heard you got married
Him: 6 mts ago
Her: i just found out. belated congrats! :D
Him: Thank you
Her: thought u'd wait 4 me ;P
Him: To borrow your words I still remember clearly: Let's not do this! Not after 10 yrs! Pls, don't text me again
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From: Her To: Him No subject Hi. Hope you aren't still angry with me for that text long ago. I tried to text you, but you changed the number. So, here I am in a good old-fashioned email. :) I met our old friend, he told me you came back. Retired, huh? Must be nice to retire so early. Anyway, I'm on vacation near by. Would you like to grab a coffee? It would be nice to catch up after all this time.
From: Him To: Her Re: No subject Hi. Thanks for the email. I'm not mad at you. I'm not even mad at life. Things happened the way they were meant to happen. I've learned long ago to stop wondering 'what if?' I've changed a lot, as undoubtedly have you. And I don't mean only physically. I'm happy the way my life turned out. Hope you are too. Since we retired here—my family is here with me—I met quite a few ghosts from the past: old friends, acquaintances and such. Every time I met an old friend anew, I shattered a beautiful memory and replaced it with ugly reality. That's why I'd prefer not to meet you. I'd like to remember you—remember us—the way we were. I hope life will not bring us close enough to ruin that.
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pale breathes his potentially last words, his face as cold and impassive as ever. the revolver, which glimmers in the moon's light, cast through a golden filter to birth an artificial sunshine, clicks like a final bell toll. his grip is steady. "This is hell’s territory, and I am beholden to no gods." ///kingdom au but i challenge u to use pale!!! >:3c [represent or use the dialogue doesn't need to use the extra input inhfhdhdhdgd]
Intruders of Secrets
It’s been almost a week since Ink’s game assassination prank, which was an attempt to scare Template into anger and it clearly worked. He would talk to Ink less and smile almost not at all. Slowly his eyes drooped as the cold winter hit the area, and he seemed half starved after a time. His bones looked brittle, as if he could fall apart and dust at any moment.
Yet, even so, he could still somewhat hold his own for a few minutes while they sparred. He never gave a plea for more food either, not even by looks. The days became very depressing after that point compared to the earlier times. Ink’s “plaything” slowly started to be morning to mess with, so he stopped trying. If Template wanted to eat at the table with the lonely king, he let him, so at least he stopped looking or sounding so starved eventually. Template was better than inviting over nobles to fill the space. They nagged Ink and offered brides to marry, Ink only guessing they wanted power more than anything. As much as Ink didn’t care for much and he didn’t plan to fall in love at least, he didn’t want a nagging, stuck up daughter of a noble. Even if he did end up marrying one, and a noble forced it just for power or riches, an assassin wouldn’t be able to take him down. That was something he felt sure of. Maybe too much so.
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A figure dug his knife into a castle maid’s back, keeping the weapon there until he hid the body somewhere safe for it to properly bleed out. He didn’t want to leave any traces yet, not until he was at his final destination of the king’s room, then he’ll start the war.
By his observations it was after dinner, and the king moved to his room to be alone. Not even his “pet” would be there. This should be an easy mission.
Once he was at the door, he slowly opened it to not alert the king. He didn’t know if his target was sleeping or just in his room, so he tried to play it safe. Yet, he found Ink on the balcony expanding off the king’s room, looking out into the night.
“I see you’ve finally arrive.” The king unexpectedly spoke, making his assassin taken aback. “Pale, was it?” The assassin didn’t respond, as creepily correct as it was. Pale just started as Ink turns his head to look at the person that planned to kill him. He waited for Pale to respond, but chuckled lightly when he didn’t. “What? Shy to face someone with more power than you?”
Pale just closed the door before breaking into a sprint at the king. Ink let Pale force him to the edge of the balcony, giving a wide grin when the blade stained in his servant’s blood pressed against his neck.
“I’m surprised you haven’t asked how I know so much.” Ink almost laughed, now not expecting a response from his blank attacker, so he continued. “You’re not very good at hiding, you know I can tell when you were stalking me daily since a month ago, you stolen citizen. Error is really bad at training you apparently. Was he like God to you when he killed your parents years ago because you seem like the perfect killer?” Ink sounded mocking, but seemed to be stalling too.
Pale breathes his potentially last words, his face as cold and impassive as ever. His grip is steady on his blade. “This is hell’s territory, and I am beholden to no gods.” Ink’s smile grew more as he heard that and felt the knife press a bit harder. The king reacted quickly by grabbing Pale’s wrist, noticing the hesitation within the little assassin and taking advantage of it. He twists Pale’s wrist and him around and pins him onto the floor, taking the blade from the other’s hand.
“Least you’ll die smart.”
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Template sighed as he finished cleaning the dining table. Usually servers came to clean it up, but they didn’t show up this time so he just did it for them. Where could they be? They know what happens if they miss a bit of the rountine.
Template just made his way to Ink’s room, not feeling up to questioning it too much today. Yet, when he opened the door to the room, he had a rush of a feeling similar to when Ink faked his death. Ink had a blade up to what looked only like a preteen’s neck, even if Ink didn’t look much taller. Ink wasn’t tall to start with.
“What are you doing, Ink?!” Was he trying to paint himself as a killer now, Template wonders, by killing a kid? Ink at least looked up and loosened his grip on the preteen, but keeped him pinned. Pale also looked up and over, since the blade wasn’t so hard against his neck any more, and made Template able to recognize him.
“Defending myself, what else?” Ink made the snarky reply, his voice sounding cold. As much as Template didn’t really like Pale or his morals, trying to teach him better before Template had reached the castle, but he was at least still a learning kid either way. Only twelve last he heard.
“Kids make mistakes and can follow the wrong path without wanting to! Just let him go, it’s not worth it.” Template mumbles, shaking his head a bit as he tries to make a pleading argument. Ink had listened, but didn’t seem to care as he goes for Pale’s neck again and makes Template panic. “He didn’t choose to do this! He grew up in the same system as I did!” He yells to add on.
Ink slowly looked up, taking in the words. “Error’s system?” Template nodded quickly, covering his mouth. Ink thought for another moment, glancing down at Pale below him, before tossing the knife across the room to land flatly on the floor. That explained the fire in Template’s eyelights that seemed to burn, and how he was the way he was. Ink just got up from the floor, letting Pale go.
“Error said once that he would at one point send his best assassins to come kill you…” Template mumbles out, a bit muffled by his hand. “I just didn’t know this soon or him…” Template gestures at Pale. “Yet now it makes sense with my absence and… His lack of care…”
Ink nodded his head slowly, thinking of something. “I guess this rebel group’s project is bigger than I thought.” The king looked at Pale, who was just sitting up with a dead expression. He knew what would happen if he failed, succeeded, or died. In two may the castle get more defensive than before, and in one it falls apart. “So if he wants to send gifts our way, then we’ll take them or kill them.”
Template was a bit frightened, but didn’t say anything until he looked at Pale. “Then what do we do with him?” Ink grows an evil grin and looks at the preteen.
“He can choose. Be loyal to us or Error. Which is it, kid?” Ink’s smile had a hint of bad intentions if Pale chose bad. Yet, the kid just shrugged.
“I guess with you guys is fine.” Pale didn’t really expect the outcome, but it worked for him either way. Ink’s grin didn’t go away, though.
“Perfect! I’m sure you’ll be useful! For now, I know just who to give you to!” Ink seemed too excited. “Follow me!” The king starts to head off. Pale didn’t question it and got up to follow, while Template stayed behind to calm himself. He can ask anything later.
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A figure moved from the hall corner that had been previously cleared of people. “I see how it is.” They mumbled as they watched Pale leave the room with the king. “I guess we’re going with our second plan.” Then, they walked away as if they were never there in the first place.
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Ink knocked on a door, waiting for an answer. Pale stood in wait nearby, not having spoke since he made his choice. The door soon opened though for the two, and a tall skeleton stepped out.
“Yes, Ink?” The skeleton didn’t seem fully pleased to see his king.
“Hello, Time! Got you another kid!” Ink states, gesturing to Pale. “Teach him and stuff for me, okay?” Time squinted at him.
“I get the educating, though surprising someone looks right off the streets, but what was that first part supposed to mean?” Time grumbled, two teens popping up behind him as if they had heard Ink. One was dressed in mostly yellow and one was mostly in purple.
“You already have four kids, one more shouldn’t be so bad, right?” Ink had a wide, yet bad meaning grin. Time seem mostly annoyed at Ink, though. “Even if one’s pretty moody.” The purple kid pouted quickly at that.
“That’s not how it works. That’s like comparing a warrior of years of training to fifty new ones and taking them on for training.” Time responds, letting out an annoyed sigh. “But fine, I’ll take him under my care anyways. If it makes you happy at least.”
“Good! I’m sure he’ll be fin to deal with.” Ink’s smile grew and then he spinner around to walk off. “Oh, and…” He stopped suddenly. “People may come for his life or just to use him again. Watch out for that, will you?” With that, Ink was walking away. Time could tell he was at least serious for that last bit.
“I see.” He mumbles, looking over at Pale. “Well welcome to the group, I guess. It may feel a bit over the top at first.” He explains, before starting to walk back into the room. That’s when the yellow teen stepped from behind, while the purple one followed Time back in.
“So what’s your name?” Yhe bright teen asked, beaming a smile. Pale was a bit surprised, not use to the friendly interaction type, but just slowly gave a smile.
“Pale. You?”
“Dream! It’s nice to meet you, Pale!”
~ ~ ~
Aaaa a. A a a I finished it! It took a day to type it all up so oof, but I tried a page a day or so to get it done. Kinda my writing goal to get through everything. Finally out of school so I can finally post this too woo! My back hurts so I’m gonna take a break then do some homework
but thank you for the challenge, using my little to no words type of guy until you get him excited excited. :D he was fun to add in, and I used your prompt thingy anyways, just adjusted a bit
~Mod Taco
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studiobeebo · 6 years
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my villlain oc YEET
h u l l o. i recently made a villain oc. she’s a thot and also The Worst however i’m sharing her info with you guys anyways. (also thanks @technicallyflamey for letting me use her OC template bc i am Too Unorganized to figure this all out on my own)
Basics (This is gonna be a long post, so I’ll give a quick description of her here first and then if you want to learn more in depth stuff, you can just scroll down!)
Name: Beatrix
Age: 20
Affiliation: League of Villains
Quirk: Ink Animation
After growing up in an unloving home, finding out she’s adopted, and then finding out that her actual parents were even more uncaring than her adopted ones despite being heroes, Beatrix was left wanting nothing more than to dismantle the idea that heroes were somehow these perfect beings. She’s got a very flashy personality and is quite the thottie diva to a point where ‘Bitch’ or ‘Whore’ is practically her middle name. Her quirk allows her to bring any drawing or writing to life and she uses her quirk on her many tattoos to fight. She joined the league because, honestly, she’s an attention seeker and at the moment, the league was getting quite famous and she wanted to get under that spotlight. While her whiny and bratty personality makes her very disliked by her new “boss”, she likes to think she gets along pretty well with the rest of the team and if asked, will confidently say she already plans on marrying Dabi despite his apparent lack of interest.
vvv In Depth Assessment vvv
General Information
Name: Beatrix   
Nicknames: Trix, Bea
   Alias: Witcher
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Birth date: June 12
Astrological sign: Gemini
Nationality: American
Affiliation: League of Villains
Appearance
Hair color: Naturally, her hair is a deepish brown, however she loves to change things up so it’s not strange to find her wearing different colored wigs that look surprisingly natural (her most recent favorite happens to be one with the same naturally wavy style of her actual hair, however it is a pastel blue and pink in color.)
Hair style: Generally, Beatrix puts her hair up into two buns, leaving her naturally wavy bangs framing her face. This is most practical for fighting, but if she isn’t particularly doing anything, she’ll have her hair down with two smaller buns on top or if she’s feeling extra lazy, she’ll just tie it up in a messy bun.
(If you’d want to see references for hairstyles/colors you can see em here)
Eye color: Steel grey
Eye shape: Sharp and upturned, a bit cat like.
Height: 5’3”
Weight: 137 LB
Build: Endomorph or pear. Basically, an hourglass like figure, however with thicker hips.
Complexion: Fairly pale with rose undertones
Cup size: B
Blood type: AB
Handedness: Right
Movement: It really depends on her mood. She’s a bit flamboyant so she speaks a lot with her body language.
Posture: Again, depends on how she’s feeling. IE, if she’s tired, she’ll be slouching more.
Voice: It can be pretty obnoxious, she complains a lot and has a catty, almost preppy tone to her voice, though judging by how dramatic she is, it wouldn’t be surprising if even her voice were fake..(think Juliette from Lollipop Chainsaw) 
Scars: Nothing significant, maybe a few scratches here or there. She may seem like a reckless fighter upon seeing her, but she tries very hard to make sure nothing flaws her “perfect” features.
Distinguishing features: She’s got quite a lot of tattoos, and while they may seem random, most of them serve a purpose. That being said, she has a mix between purely artistic things such as a small bundle of roses on the back of her left shoulder, but the others, such as the large snake on her right thigh or the wings on her back that spread over her arms, have a greater purpose.
(Tattoo references here)
Clothing
Uniform: Beatrix doesn’t really believe in “uniforms”. She thinks they’re boring and tacky, she wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the exact same outfit twice during missions.
Civilian clothes: Her civilian clothes also count as her mission clothes, but they are anything but appropriate for fighting. Bea is very fashion savvy and always wants to have the best, cutest clothes and she has a very risque style, often wearing things like leotards, crop tops, or anything that shows a lot of skin. To be honest, she’s an attention whore and she knows she’s got the looks, so she uses them. Think, ‘thottie with a body’, or that bitch who always wears fishnet stockings and as catty as she is, you can’t help but look because damn does she look good. Her favorite outfit, however, is any variation of the classic playboy bunny get up.
(Same with hairstyles, you can see examples here)
Characteristics
Strengths: Beatrix is a very cunning girl and she’s good at talking herself out of bad situations. She also is very sly and quick with her movements, so she makes for a surprisingly scary opponent.
Weaknesses: She’s definitely an attention seeker and a whiner, so her brattiness can make her very hard to work with.
Likes: Attention, sweets (specifically suckers or gum), flirting, eye candy, shopping, being able to do what she wants.
Dislikes: Being ignored, being stuck indoors for too long, people insulting her looks or style, rain, bossy people
Fears: She’s afraid of being left in the dust, unrecognized and unwanted.
Hobbies: Shopping, complaining, dressing up for literally no reason, singing (though she’ll never do this if she thinks people can hear her)
Skills: Conning people, flirting, short term fights
Quirks:  (Not actual quirk, but strange parts of the OC’s personality) She has a bit of an oral fixation, so she is always chewing gum, sucking on a sucker, or chewing on a toothpick.
Myers-Briggs Personality Type: ENTP - ENTPs are versatile, open-minded, and restless. Easily bored, they are constantly toying with new ideas and scanning for possibilities. Because of their insatiable thirst for novelty, their interests can seem limitless. As is true of the ENFP, ENTPs’ minds move at a frenetic pace, contributing to restlessness, anxiousness, and erratic sleeping patterns. Not only are they constantly scanning for new possibilities, but also generating new ideas and associations. Moreover, ENTPs enjoy sharing and exchanging their ideas with others. Considering how their minds are drawn in so many different directions, it is no wonder that ENTPs can seem restless, scattered, distractible, and, rightly or not, are commonly diagnosed with ADD or ADHD.
Health
Physical health: She’s very fit, she gets antsy easily so she’s solved that by going for walks or runs often.
Mental health: She’s a villain, so...slightly cracked, but she isn’t completely insane or anything.
Nutrition: Actually not that great, she eats a lot of garbage and the only reason she’s thin is because she only eats about once a day.
Sleep habits: Erratic. She’s always had trouble sleeping so it’s common to see her awake at ungodly hours of the morning browsing her phone or getting into trouble.
Quirk and Abilities
Quirk- Ink Animation
Explanation of Quirk: To put it simply, Beatrix is able to bring any type of ink to life, literally pulling it from whatever surface it’s from and controlling it to do whatever she needs. This, along with the fact that she had her rebellious stage quite early and never really left it, is the main reason she has many tattoos, as she can pull them from her skin and use them. Anything with a sharp edge or sharp line work can be used like a blade, her smokey tattoo could be used as a way to shield her presence, the snake could..well, attack people. Her wings, however, are her favorites as she can use them to fly, but she tries to only use them if she really has to. The reason behind this is, the bigger the tattoo, the less time she can use her quirk on it before it has to be returned to her skin.
Statistics:
   Power: ★★★☆☆ F
   Speed: ★★★★★ D
   Technique: ★★★★☆ C
   Intelligence: ★★★★☆ B
   Cooperativeness: ★★☆☆☆A
Extra:
Power: Technically, her quirk itself isn’t that powerful, but her strength lies in how it’s used.
Speed: Being a quick mover is just something she’s learned along the way to get a leg up on those who are physically stronger than she is.
Technique: Beatrix always has a plan for every fight she gets into and she’s very good at analyzing her opponent and their quirk.
Intelligence: She’s gotten very clever with how she uses her quirk, and she has to be pretty smart if she can make a plan to take down an enemy twice her size.
Cooperativeness: Beatrix is very picky and she doesn’t work terribly well with people she doesn’t like.
Character Analysis
Enneagram: 7 THE ENTHUSIAST The Busy, Fun-Loving Type: Spontaneous, Versatile, Distractible, and Scattered
History
Ages 0-4: Beatrix was adopted from birth, however this was not something she found out about until she was older. Her toddler age was much like any other, though she was a bit more troublesome than your average young child.
Ages 5-11: At age 5, Beatrix discovered her quirk while drawing in her kindergarten class. After this, her bad temper and brattiness got much, much worse.
Ages 12-14: On top of her average brattiness, being a preteen only made her attitude worse. She had never gotten along with her parents and never really felt a connection with them. They, on the other hand, never made any connection with her either and just saw her as a project they had to keep and take care of until she was old enough to leave because they chose this life. There wasn’t much love or attention given from either side, they were only with one another because of family “love” being the social norm.
Ages 15-Present: At the age of 17, after a rather terrible argument with her parents, Beatrix discovered she was adopted due to her father screaming about how she wasn’t even really theirs, so they shouldn't have to deal with her ‘bullshit’. Despite not having much of a connection with her parents, this life long lie made her absolutely furious. She felt like the only reason she had grown up miserable and, well, a troublemaker was because she wasn’t with her real family.
Once Beatrix turned 18, she got all the information that she could from her parents about her birth family and seeked them out, but this turned out to be a mistake. She was hoping that, finally, she’d have that picture perfect family where she could fit in and be loved, but when she knocked on her parents door one morning and was met with a look of horror after explaining who she was, she knew something wasn’t right.
After being invited inside, both her ‘parents’ sat her down looking pale in the face before giving her an explanation: They gave her up because of their jobs as heroes. They never wanted a child and she was an accident, and since they were both pro heroes, they didn’t have the time for a child and since they didn’t even want one, she was given up. That was when Beatrix went cold, her dream of finally being a puzzle piece finding the puzzle it belonged to being crushed, but when she heard her father utter out the following words, she lost it.
“You..You should leave..We didn’t want you then, and I’m sorry, but we don’t want you now.”
Her actions felt like a blur, but before she knew it, her parents were on the ground littered with deep gashes all over their bodies as a few of her arrow tattoos returned to her arm. Her emotions were a wreck and she felt more lost than ever before, so instead, she told herself that not having a place in the world just meant she was free, so she began doing what any ‘free’ person would do: whatever she wanted. For a while, she didn’t kill anyone and stuck to petty crimes like theft, but this quickly bored her. The lack of love growing up had left her wanting all eyes on her all the time, so she began doing flashier crimes and dressing much more errotically, anything to get attention. She began to let loose even more, and when she saw how infamous this ‘League of Villains’ in Japan was getting, she knew she needed to get under that lovely spotlight, and when there was a call for new members, she was practically the first to pack her life up and move to Japan and start her new life as a member of the League.
Relationships
Canon Character- Tomura Shigaraki
  Status: Her “Boss”
  How well they get along: Horribly. She hates anyone who tries to limit her, he hates brats. Luckily, her want to be in the spotlight is strong enough that she takes orders from him, though not without a lot of complaints.
  What OC thinks of them: She thinks he’s an overly entitled child who needs to grow up. She’s always the first to make cracks at his temper tantrums.
  What they thinks of OC: He hates her and has been very close to killing her many times. She doesn’t listen and she ‘dresses like a hooker’, and in his eyes, she should be lucky he even let her on the team.
  What OC calls them: Crusty, Tomura, Cry Baby
  What they call OC: Whore, Brat, Witch
Canon Character- Toga Himiko
  Status: Teammates, Friends
  How well they get along: These too actually get along quite well. They’re both accustomed to fashion or cute things and they both tend to complain a lot, so they’re a good match.
  What OC thinks of them: She thinks she can be a bit annoying, but she loves her excitable spirit and almost sees her as a sister.
  What they thinks of OC: Toga loves Bea, she thinks her style and attitude is impressive. Bea is probably the one who made her a bit obsessive over attractive or interesting people, too.
  What OC calls them: Toga-chan, Bunny
  What they call OC: Bea, Trixy
Canon Character- Dabi
  Status: They tolerate each other, or rather, Bea loves him and he tolerates her
  How well they get along: It depends on who you ask. Ask Bea, she’ll say they’re a match made in heaven and that everyone should be expecting wedding invites very soon. Ask Dabi, he’ll say she’s annoying and self centered, but he stopped trying to deny how often he looks at her ass a while ago.
  What OC thinks of them: She likes him mostly because she thinks he’s attractive, but she also likes that he’s a bit mysterious. In her eyes, he’s a blank slate, so that leaves her plenty of information to learn about him so she sees him as entertainment and eye candy, her favorite combination.
  What they thinks of OC: Again, he thinks she’s a bit of a brat and way too self centered. She whines and complains a lot, but she often complains about the same things he does just in a much more annoying way, so he has to give her that. That, and she’s got an amazing figure and hates their leader. All in all, he thinks she’s obnoxious, but could be worse.
  What OC calls them: Love, Babe, Dabi Dearest, etc.
  What they call OC: Beatrix or Trix
Canon Character- Twice
  Status: Teammates, Friends
  How well they get along: Surprisingly well
  What OC thinks of them: She actually thinks Twice is adorably sweet. She sees him as a brother and him and Toga are part of the reason she actually feels..at home in the league, but she’d never say that cause mushy shit is for losers and heroes.
  What they thinks of OC: He’s practically in love with her, but he feels that way about every female that’s nice to him. He likes her fun, outgoing style and that she’s a bit of a rule breaker.
  What OC calls them: Twicey
  What they call OC: Bea
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bicodeofhonour · 3 years
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my oc tag is so funny considerin i dont do anythin w it unless to comment in the tags of a post about characters yall know nothing about and cannot learn anything about thru searching my blog so.... ok lemme rectify that second bit w a quick rundown of the main names i drop
theres like... currently? 4-5 separate worlds of characters running round in my head so im just gonna mention the main ppl from each 
lets call world no 1: hoshi’s terrible no good awful college year
- hoshi is a vampire old as hell and after years of seclusion they finally gets out of her slump n enrolls in a small community college in an even smaller town to “see how the modern world has developed”... calamities ensue! details of her: she’s ancient n looks about 19-23 so she claims to b 21, nonbinary with no particular pronoun preference, bi, black, likes the colour green a lot, and is a scorpio with a mean streak born from years of seeing the world change n change n stay the same but he cant help having a soft spot for people who really try despite everything. she has a couple token humans who hang out w her a tonne but they wont b mentioned much cuz... spoilers? nah im just lazy
- isseia is hoshi’s once bestie now immortal werewolf worldwide supermodel cuz why? she got bored? anyways she’s spent years searching for hoshi then even more waiting for hoshi to reach out only to accidentally find them in a tiny town... doing fuckall... so she’s a lil pissed with hoshi! details include: black and indian darkskin cis lesbian, she/her, looks about 23-ish, tall, idk what her sign is yet and she does not fuck with humans...  
- betty is a fae and she’s just as problematic as any myth u’ve heard multiplied by 10. she isseia and hoshi were a trio at one point but ... things change! she’s got secrets she’s got stories and she never does anything she doesnt want to, or at least not for free. if u ever see betty just hanging around i’d recommend meeting with an exorcist or curse breaker or something cuz that’s a nearly certain sign of terrible things coming your way, fast. how to recognise her? first look out for a mane of cloudy white hair, sharp uncolourable eyes, a beautiful but ageless face and smooth ethereal dark brown skin and a smile that could burn ice. she’s not so tall, she loves annoying ppl she likes but she’s indifferent to most ppl tbh, she/her pronouns but any further id is ? more of the fog moist air of a conifer forest at dawn type feel than anything i could say so i will simply not. 
- taemin is just shamelessly my oc vampire version of taemin from shinee, superm and an illustrious solo career bcuz i cant really say anything about hm that isnt just major “spoilers”, so.. but he’s funny n has sum depth n thats more a template for his style than anything i promise he’s just so so fun to make fun of even tho hes just ... a Lot. hm he has strong feelings about hoshi AS DOES EVERYONE IN THIS CAST MY GOD... n is very arrogant n very smart but in a dumbass way. think mensa iq but “apartment complex... i think its very simple actually” type shit. details: well obviously he’s korean, old asl but nowhere near hoshi’s deal, “information savant” he’s literally just fucking nosy, loves to ask questions without answering them... he looks young. also did i mention he’s like a vampire mafia boss he’s a vampire mafia boss lololol lmfaoooo luv this guy
- there are tonnes of minor to major-ish charas i left out cuz i dont rlly talk about them that much lol so.... 
- but anyways stay tuned for world 2′s hot debut in part 2: uzoa and the never ending search for some really good sandals
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