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xzcopycat · 10 days
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I love how Oswald gets a charity dress up after every failed murder attempt on his person. The attire gets progressively worse.
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emo-batboy · 2 months
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It's interesting to hear Metropolis and Gotham called twin cities because nowadays bludhaven is Gotham's sister city.
How do you think people in universe in your au think of them?
Bludhaven: Little sister city :) not as big but still influential. Gotham is the big sister that your little sister always steals clothes and makeup from. Bludhaven leaves your room without closing the door. You tease each other a lot (and would help hide the body.) Non-locals will say Bludhaven is just like Gotham—like when someone says you and your sibling look alike—and you will vehemently deny it, but deep down you know it’s true. You’re two peas in a pod :)
Metropolis: Enemy. Rival. Fuck you. See this fuckin’ line? (The River.) Cross it, and you’re dead. You’re coworkers and NOTHING ELSE! But then you have to go on a work trip, and there’s only one bed. Out of spite, you sleep on the floor, and they sleep in the tub. Both of you have back problems the next day, but it’s better than being in the same room together. (You got drunk and made out with them at a work function once. Both of you remember but refuse to mention it. It will happen again.)
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annoyinglyobsessive · 2 months
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Look huskerdust have super slow soft sweet vanilla sax, if they have sex at all. Chaggie on the other hand are kinky as hell. Argue with the wall.
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stormygopher · 3 months
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The best possible adaptation of The Silmarillion would be musical in the style of SIX with all the kings of the Noldor singing about their horrific deaths.
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sweetpapercroissant · 9 months
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‘if sam still had his powers he’d use them to-’ blah blah blah. he’d use them to finger dean when they’re out in public and get him all flustered, especially if he saw him getting too chummy with some other dude.
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mylols16 · 4 months
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thoschei calling eachother theta and koschei so lovingly in fics will always be my weakness
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rqnnie · 1 year
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Nobleflower (Alice Fortescue and Narcissa Black) is more tragic than jegulus (James Potter and Regulus Black) in this essay I will—
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this-is-wilhom · 7 months
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STOP pretending hua cheng is cool and confident he’s the biggest loser on planet earth and he asks xie lian if he would still love him if he was a worm at least thrice yearly
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quadruple-a · 1 year
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Question: how do Gotham villains keep getting access to all of these abandoned buildings? Are the just squatting? Getting loans? Are the buildings just super cheap? How are they getting so much real estate in a densely populated urban area?
Which begs another question: why does Bruce Wayne not just buy all these potential villain hideouts? Turn them into low rent high quality apartments? It would delay some of the villains at least, right?
If gentrification is a weapon, why doesn’t Bruce Wayne us it for good for once?!
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rustic-space-fiddle · 2 months
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Jorge Rivera-Herrans’ Telemachus would listen to Owl City religiously and you cannot change my mind
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dubious-writing · 5 months
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criminalgays · 4 months
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andrew on his meds is just gene wilder’s willy wonka if gene wilder’s willy wonka had access to weapons
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Ten and Donna are aroace lesbian besties
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nunyabznsbabes · 7 months
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listen listen yes the real wilderness is girlhood and whatever and they would've had all these problems anyway and blah blah blah but can we talk about how the wilderness SUCKS for them?? Like. Sure Tai was always pushing herself to insane heights and disassociating from any part of her that doesn't connect to that image, but without the wilderness she never needs to confront and (fail to) bury that. Without the wilderness she might still be with Van, and she could go to sleep without being terrified of where she'll wake up. Without the wilderness, Van could've gotten out of her teenage years for real and built a life that isn’t characterized by being eternally frozen in 1996. Sure Lottie is psychic and schizophrenic, but without the wilderness she never came off her meds and nobody ever made her into a messiah and she had a relatively normal, full-of-potential life. Sure Jackie and Shauna have a toxic codependent relationship that would've haunted them into adulthood, but without that plane crash they would've fought and parted ways and grieved each other and then moved on with their lives and maybe even have rebuilt a relationship someday! Shauna wouldn't be married to Jeff and living a life she never wanted and eating her best friend over and over again, she'd be an Ivy League graduate and a semi-well adjusted adult and probably a damn good writer. Sure Misty is a crazy fucking bitch but without the wilderness she never had to face the realization that she cannot get close to anyone without killing and/or dooming them. Nat…actually I think the wilderness was morbidly good for Nat, but put the two realities in front of her and guess which one she’ll always choose.
Without the wilderness, none of them would truly be killers (except maaaybe Misty lol). Without the wilderness, none of them would have died. That is HUGE, and as someone who used to be a high school girl I can promise you that although the plane crash exaggerated stuff that was already happening to them it REALLY exaggerated it and their lives were changed for the undeniable worse. The wilderness may be a fantastic metaphor for girlhood and growing up but in terms of the characters themselves it is also a horrendous, pointless source of tragedy.
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“Can’t Catch Me Now” is SUCH an OFA wielders’ song
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betternamenot2come · 21 days
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