#im making that a fricking tag so help me God

[collegetennisoriginstory]

OK. UM. first of all, hiiii! <3 ok lemme just gush a lil bit:

1. I LOVE UR FIC OHMYGOD HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

2. god, i don't even have the slightest idea of how tennis works, but this is just so????? like?????? you know. and i kinda get how the play goes?? YOU'RE AN AMAZING WRITER GOSH.

3. i actually remembered most of the characters?? considering there's a lot of em, this is practically a miracle. again, you're goddamn amazing. i dont know how. maybe the pace is great, but definitely THE CHARAS ALL HAVE PERSONALITY/DEPTH??? like, i actually even remembered the side charas!!! mike, thalia, diego, felix, that cool ass girl in that shooting game, etc. umh just perfecto.

4. THE TENNIS MATCHES ALL FEEL SO SATISFYING!!! <3333333 omg. i feel like WUOOOOOH u know. i feel so cool playing a cool talented mc omg im loving it (i play a i-win-everything type of mc becuz im a perfectionist with a fear of failure) the matches me on edge in my seat oh gosh <3 and when u win it somehow just go WOOOOOOOH again!!! AAAAAA<3

5. aw, and of course, my beloved rivals to lovers rayyan <3333 *sigh* the slowburn.... (hes actually my first & only one. i go: ohhh tension!?!? and make a run for it. um, if it's ok to ask, is there a lot of content in the romance area as of now or in the future? like, replayability in terms of romance? im sorry if this is rude, i didnt mean to, i suck at words & i wont ask that again.)

6. FOUND FAMILY YAY! FOUND FAMILY YAY! <33333 (we genuinely lack those in the if community pls.) soulmates w/ sam. ride or die diego. very reluctant ride or die G (imma be honest, his name is just so hard so my head for some reason just go Guacamole 😭). aww tobin u very big cinammon roll ill protect u. shenanigans. & others too many to name honestly.

7. help this is just so good i had to force myself to sleep at 3am for a 7am lecture and i sat in the front rows and i put my head on the table and the fricking professor called me out ohmygod- BUT IT WAS WORTH IT GODDAMN!! ILL DO IT AGAIN IF I HAVE TO! HA! i cant wait for the next update- i'm gonna have this fic in my head for the next week oh pls noooooo. (no pressure tho. u do u author! take ur time!!! ill be here to support u, whoo!)

8.ALL IN ALL, I LOVE IT I LOVE THIS I LOVE EVERYONE I LOVE YOU AUTHOR *runs over & hug you w/ consent* <333333333333

ok. um. that's not it but if i continue it's literally gonna be an essay so i'll stop.

author. i will die for this fic. ahaahahahah. if i may ask, what's ur fav IFs? (i really, really love this one so im kinda hoping maybe u have similar taste in IFs eheh. again, im sorry if this comes as rude or insensitive.) oh uh & if my long rambles bother u, i won't send it again sorry.

<333 okok. take care of urself, dont forget to eat healthy, drink water & good sleep. have a nice day :D

Wait. I think I might have missed replying to this I am so sorry!!! It gave me so so much joy. Maybe I subconsciously did not want it to leave my inbox haha.

1. And 2 -> THANK YOU!

3. Gosh this is such a great thing to hear. There are a looot of characters, and I definitely worry sometimes that it gets to be too much, but I think the IF is getting long enough for me to give enough-ish screentime to each character... though it takes me a while to cycle back to different side characters. I cant believe you remembered the cool ass girl in laser tag! :)

4. AWESOME to hear! 🥰

5. Yup, being a character driven IF, there will be a lot of romance (or friendship) beats / moments in the IF (which is already true now). The next couple of chapters will follow the same mix of sports, school and romance / hanging out, so you should already have a sense of how much romance there'll be (it'll just keep unfolding / developing for each of the RO routes!)

6. Hehe found family is my fave trope to insert in stories as well.

7. Hahaha aww oh no fictional college life is catching up to your real college life!!

8. HUG YOU BACK (with consent)!!🤗🤗

#ct:os #college tennis: origin story #if #interactive fiction #asks #rayyan #tobin #g #sam

[crymeariveronceagain]

ranty rant for ranting's sake

click if you dare

it's heavy and kinda personal but maybe relatable you never know

y'all i literally near about had an anxiety attack over the possibility of me getting a C as an overall grade in one of the stupidest classes i've ever taken in my fricking life

like sweet stars above can i just stop putting so much pressure on myself to be perfect???

like geez louise i try so hard and yet i don't do one thing and then one thing leads to another and im sitting on a bed feeling like i'm going insane because a grade is just a fricking number and a letter doesn't mean anything but i've so deeply internalized the idea that i am the sum total of my achievements and i need to be worthy of stuff and i need to do things perfectly and the best every single time that when i actually screw up i allow myself no mercy and no gentleness and i'm just straight up like

wow.

you could have done this months ago.

you could have turned the assignment in on time

you could have been so much better than this, you are better than this, what are you doing, you did so well back when you were in highschool and you had no friends and nothing to occupy yourself with, you got everything done and you still had time to develop an anxiety issue, what's holding you back now

like idk what i'm doing here i guess i just don't want to shout into a void because voids are only echoes

but

i've been perfect my whole life

like not even a perfect little christian girl, cause God knows I've got so many sins and flaws.

not a perfect daughter, i've let my parents down a million times

but i was at least a good student

not a pleasure to have in class but a joy to have in class

and like, i used to be so proud of myself and now i sit here all day and i stare at a screen that i type words into and i want to drop out of college and i want to go live in the woods and bake bread and get a job that doesn't involve me staring numbly into a computer screen all day but that's what my life is now, that's what it's always going to be, and it's insane

like, you get to college, and you sit there like i made it

and then classes start and you put your all into it but it's too easy because you went to a heavy-duty school that took no shit and gave no crap and now you're sitting here, surrounded by crap, doing busywork, writing pages about a book you didn't want to read, about videos you didn't want to watch, and you just think

my stars

wasn't this supposed to be my end goal? wasn't this something exciting?

and im like

well, i don't know, was it?

and all i can think of is how much i don't want to take tests and do quizzes and i don't even want to read poetry anymore for my class because even poetry cannot offer me reprieve from my own anxious, upset thoughts.

like, gah.

and then like, part of me wants to just abandon everything and go to a trade school and become an electrician because they make money but my stars i love books and i love reading i just

i just can't

words?

thoughts?

honestly the thought of me getting a C in a stupid class that doesn't mean anything probably messed with my head enough to trigger something and now i just want to cry in a lump on the floor

but anyway im not doing good tonight.

I really hope you are.

<3

#rant #tw anxiety #tw gifted kid burnout #academic whump #im making that a fricking tag so help me God #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah #not fandom content #personal!!! #because i need a therapist!! but will not ask my parents!! because that requires me being vulnerable and admitting that people screwed me #up! #so you all get to hear me rant if you want #;-; #this is just suffering honestly #i can't be alone with my thoughts because that's an echo chamber and journaling highkey triggers thought spirals? #don't ask me how my brain works #i'm aware of how unhealthy it is #idk #what am i doing here #gifted kid burnout #heyo gifted kids watch out on this piece

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

UA's Two Universal Problem Children

UA's Two Universal Problem Children by yes bella no

its a mega crossover a fricking miracle if i finish it expect no actual plot

Words: 1542, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of My Mega Crossovers That Shouldn't Exist But They Do So Frick You

Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Edward Elric, Isabella Santos, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shinsou Hitoshi, some random kiddnappers idk, Tsukauchi Naomasa, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Asui Tsuyu, Hagakure Tooru, Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochako, Yaoyorozu Momo, Jirou Kyouka, Tokoyami Fumikage, Aoyama Yuuga, Ojiro Mashirao, Satou Rikidou, Shouji Mezou, Kadou Koji, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Ishiyama Ken | Cementoss, Ectoplasm, Snipe, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Class 1-A, Class 1-B, U.A. Students, Dabi, Toga Himiko, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri, Giran (My Hero Acadamia), Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, League of Villains, Muscular, Mustard, Moonfish, Yoarashi Inasa, Kate Vaughan, Moura Nagamasa, Utsushimi Camie, Ms Joke (My Hero Acadamia), Yo Shindou, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Gran Torino, Death Arms, Fourth Kind, Gunhead, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Lunch-Rush, Sasaki Mirai | Sir Nighteye, Thirteen, Original Female Character(s), Original Female Character(s) of Color, Original Characters, Eri

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Edward Elric/Ling Yao, Isabella Santos/Tobias Maudington, Original Female Character/Original Male Character, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Hagakure Tooru/Ojiro Mashirao, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Class 1-A & Class 1-B, Bakugou Katsuki & Class 1-A, Class 1-A & Todoroki Shouto, Class 1-A & Shinsou Hitoshi, Class 1-A & Edward Elric, Class 1-A & Isabella Santos, Class 1-A & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Bakugou Katsuki, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Todoroki Shouto, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Edward Elric, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Isabella Santos, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Eri, Bakugou Katsuki & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shinsou Hitoshi & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Todoroki Shouto & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Edward Elric & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Isabella Santos & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Bakugou Katsuki & Shinsou Hitoshi & Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki & Shinsou Hitoshi & Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki & Shinsou Hitoshi, Shinsou Hitoshi & Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki & Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki & Edward Elric, Todoroki Shouto & Edward Elric, Isabella Santos & Bakugou Katsuki, Isabella Santos & Todoroki Shouto, Isabella Santos & Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou & Todoroki & Shinsou & Ed & Bella, Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta, Ashido & Bakugou & Bella & Ed & Denki & Kirishima & Sero & Jirou & Shinsou, Bakugou Katsuki & Utsushimi Camie, Todoroki Shouto & Yoarashi Inasa, Edward Elric & Utsushimi Camie, Isabella Santos & Utsushimi Camie, Edward Elric & Shinsou Hitoshi

Additional Tags: Bakusquad, Bakusquad Shenanigans, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku are Childhood Friends, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku are Best Friends, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku Friendship, Hard of Hearing Bakugou Katsuki, Deaf Bakugou Katsuki, Partially Deaf Bakugou Katsuki, Deaf Character, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, They're all insane, low key crack, but we don't talk about that, Shinsou Hitoshi is a Little Shit, Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Todoroki Shouto is a Little Shit, Kaminari Denki is a Little Shit, Edward Elric Is A Little Shit, Alphonse Elric is a little shit, Isabella Santos Is A Little Shit, featuring eds anger issues, featuring eds awful people skills, featuring bakugous anger issues, featuring bellas nonexistent pacience, featuring eds nonexistent pacience, Todoroki is an investigator, he tries, bella helps him anyways, i need some type of mean character, i choose ochako, sorry its just easiest with the tododeku, tokoyami and shinsou being best friends okay, they're both lowkey/highkey emo insomniacs, and speak in hiakus, ed is an emo little shit, bella promises shes not emo, and that she just likes black, no backstory for you, guess and fill the blanks, Jirou Kyouka is in the Bakusquad, you can fight me on this, Shinsou Hitoshi is in the Bakusquad, Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru, Kaminari Denki Has ADHD, because he's stupid and an idiot but that doesn't mean he isn't smart, cause ed and bella are idiots too, but they're still really good at science, SO, i don't really like all might, i make it obvious, im still not over the sports festival, imma talk about bakugous quirk, imma talk about everyones quirk, i gotta make him suffer cuz i love him, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Insecure Bakugou Katsuki, Insecure Kirishima Eijirou, Insecure Kaminari Denki, Insecure Shinsou Hitoshi, Insecure Edward Elric, Insecure Isabella Santos, Oblivious Todoroki Shouto, neither does bella, todoroki is completely clueless, deku is rip af stop turing him into a baby, he will rip off your legs, ed and bella are gonna kick everybodys ass, kirishima thinks everyone is manly, Everyone Is Gay, This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, everyone is kirishimas bro, everybody is bellas bro, real names are for losers, Todoroki Shouto Is Blind In One Eye, Deaf Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kirishimas moms are lesbian, just wanted to give them a shoutout, Kirishima Eijirou Has Two Moms, got them, Kirishima looks hot as hell in a ponytail, Bakugou can low key look like Coach Ukai if he wants too, They're both hot so it doesn't matter, Shinsou is a bitch and Bakugou is an asshole, there's a difference i promise, mineta minrou who?, idk who mineta is, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Bakugou Mitsuki's Bad Parenting, Abusive Bakugou Mitsuki, Abusive Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, i like bakugous dad, Adopted Todoroki Shouto, Adopted Shinsou Hitoshi, Adopted Bakugou Katsuki, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi, Adopted Sibling Relationship, they have cats, and two other teenagers, its bella and ed, todoroki stays for the cats, a lot of things are underplayed in bnha, im talking about all of it, nezu rat god surpreme, midnight almost kills bakugou, Quirk talk, cementoss is okay, he's just kinda chill, snipe respects women, so does kiri, jk he respects everyone, kirishima drinks his respect women juice, bakugou is a feminest, Class 1-A Group Chat, Class 1-A Shenanigans, they all use their baku-bella-nicknames, Kirishima Eijirou vs Shirts, Bakugou is just Insoke with explosions, that makes kirishima tanjiro, Kirishima pulls a Tanjiro, Denki is zenitsu, jirou is nezuko?, idek anymore, crack treated seiously, or just something serious treated as crack?, i wouldn't even know the difference, I Don't Even Know, ed has no idea his harem exists, they all play mario cart, bakugou and bella win most of the time, ill add more tags, no beta we die like men, Bakugou Katsuki is a Good Friend, Bakugou Katsuki is a Good Cook, Bakugou Katsuki is a Dork, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Edward Elric Swears, Edward Elric Needs a Hug, Edward Elric Keeps Alchemy, Edward Elric vs Milk, Bakugou Katsuki Needs a Hug, Isabella Santos Needs a Hug, Edward Elric is a Dork, Isabella Santos Is a Dork, Isabella Santos is a Good Cook, Cuddly Bakugou Katsuki, Soft Bakugou Katsuki, Cuddly Edward Elric, Soft Edward Elric, Soft Isabella Santos, Cuddly Isabella Santos, Kirishima Eijirou is a Good Friend, Kirishima Eijirou is a Ray of Sunshine, Kirishima Eijirou is a Dork, Gay Kirishima Eijirou, Protective Kirishima Eijirou, Protective Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, Midoriya Izuku is a Dork, Midoriya Izuku Has One for All Quirk, Todoroki Shouto is Bad at Feelings, Todoroki Shouto is a Dork, Bakugou Katsuki Has Issues, Protective Shinsou Hitoshi, Insomniac Shinsou Hitoshi, BAMF Shinsou Hitoshi, BAMF Bakugou Katsuki, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, BAMF Isabella Santos, BAMF Edward Elric, Shinsou Hitoshi is Bad at Feelings, Adopted Eri, Edward Elric Keeps Automail, Post-Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Pre-Entrance Exam Arc, Pre-U.A.

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30337686

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Kiribaku #♥ #Kiribaku #Shinkami #Edward Elric #💥 #💎 #⚣ #R:G #W:V #A:Yes #Bakusquad #Crossover #Chat Fic #Disability AU

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Love Isn’t Always On Time Part Twenty Eight

Previous Part | Next Part | Masterlist Notes: Not beta-read I just wanna throw a thank you out there for all of the likes, the reblogs and the tags. You guys keep me going aaaand yeah. Thank you! Warnings: Uuuuuh none Summary: 

  “We have...No leads, no direction. But we do have one brainwashed, paranoid super-assassin on the run.” 

“We have...No leads, no direction. But we do have one brainwashed, paranoid super-assassin on the run.” “And me,” Piped up an indignant voice from behind us. “And Sam,” I turned my head, smiling at him, “We have Sam.” “Where do we start?” Sam asked, standing from his table and rounding to the table. We were waiting for Natasha to arrive, still. After her veritable mic drop in front of Congress, she’d been particularly careful about being out in public. Even I had started being extra careful; the files that she’d uploaded to the internet included my trip to the past, my testimony and file.

Steve set a mug of coffee down beside my laptop before sitting down. I watched him settle  out of the corner of my eye. He’d only been out of the hospital for three days (but then, despite the internal bleeding and broken bones, he’d only taken two to heal. Fricking super-soldier healing). “Natasha did give us that file on Bucky. She also released hundreds of S.H.I.E.L.D. and HYDRA files. There’s got to be more about it in there,” I said, looking up at Sam, “I recommend we start deep-diving with Project Insight, and the agents surrounding it. See if there are any still alive, interview them, see what we can get.” “You’ll need to get your passports in order.” I jumped at the sound of Natasha’s voice, and she laughed. “I hate it when you sneak up on me,” I mumbled. “Maybe now would be the time to re-sharpen those skills that got you through the 40′s,” She commented, pulling up a chair. Sam’s eyes darted to me, questioning, and I waved him off with a mutter of, “Long story.” “I got through to him,” Steve said, “Bucky knew me, I saw it when I told him that I was with him ‘til the end of the line.” “He’s got my locket now, so he’ll get to know your face...You know, when it’s not beaten to a pulp. And maybe he’ll come to recognize himself as he used to be,” I said. "I can help with the file deep-dive,” Sam offered. “I’ll reach out to some people in the old neighborhood, ask them to keep an eye out for Bucky,” Steve said, standing and pulling his phone out. “I can reach out to my network, see what we can preemptively chase down,” Natasha offered, “And I already spoke to Stark, he’s offered to provide us a jet.” “Love that you guys have friends with jets just lying around,” Sam mumbled, lifting his coffee up to his lips. “We need to be ready to chase any lead. That means packing up everything, getting rid of anything you don’t absolutely need. We need to be ready to go at a moment’s notice,” Steve said, looking between the three of us, “We’ll aim to have that done by the end of the week?”

Once we all agreed, he left to make his call. “I need to catch up with Fury before he leaves,”  Natasha stood, “Wilson, if you come with me, you can collect your wings from the mechanics.” “I’ll grab my jacket,” Sam followed Nat, patting my arm as he passed. I got up, grabbing my mug from the table. Steve was still on his call, and I leaned against the porch railing, waiting. “Dot said she’ll keep an eye out. She said she’s got a telescope that uses to spy on the neighbors,” Steve reported. I snorted, shaking my head a little bit. “She’s such a perv.” “...How’d Buck look when you saw him?” Steve asked. I shrugged. “Nervous. Deer-in-the-headlights-like. I felt him waiting for Hill and them to come and get us.” I straightened up, wincing a little. “How’re your ribs?” Steve asked, stepping closer. I shrugged. “Range of motion is improving. Doctor said I should be better in a couple of weeks.” Steve hummed, sitting on the porch swing. He reached out, gingerly tugging me a little closer before he leaned up, pressing a tender kiss to my clothed side. “Stevie,” I mumbled, lightly pushing at his head. He lifted his head, smiling and murmuring, “Babydoll.” I cupped his cheek, rubbing my thumb over his cheekbone. “I need to go back to New York and get my things together.” “I know. When are you going?” “Tomorrow morning. And I do need you to promise not to get in trouble and mean it this time.” “I mean it every time, things just...Don’t always go as planned,” Steve said. I ‘hmph’d, sliding my hand up to his hair. “Is there anything you want me to grab you from Brooklyn?” I asked. Steve shook his head. “I’m sure Stark’ll load you down with enough ‘helpful tech’.” “Come on, don’t take that tone. You know he is doing it to try and help us, and he doesn’t need to.” Steve hummed in agreement. “...He may not wanna be found,” I said quietly, “They’ve been abusing him for god knows how long. He may fear us, think we’re  after him to do the same.” “So we find him, talk him down,” Steve said firmly, “Remind him who he is, who we are to him. Bring him home.” Tag List: @gloryevans @redryderdesigns @winter-scolder @aactuaaltraash @secretagentben @staplerrrr @elliee1497 @adayinmymeadow  @allonszassbutt @mannls @witch-of-letters  @niallssweetheart22 @uneniffler  @rinthehufflepuff @panic-angel3314  @firstangeldragonranch @kaetastic @mcuwillbethedeathofme @skeletoresinthebasement @i-dont-know-what-im-doing-yay @kkaos15 @iamnotoverlyfondofwhatfollows  @bassclarinety @tomshelbystits @rvgrsbrns @marvelmenarebeautiful @tenaciousperfectionunknown @intricate-melody​

#Love Isn't Always on Time #stucky #Steve Rogers #steve rogers x bucky barnes #steve rogers x you #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers x reader x bucky barnes #stucky x reader #stucky x you #Bucky Barnes #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x reader

[bbrandy2002]

The Diary of Riley Brooks

Entry Two

Wacky Drabble #8: Help me with this, would you?

Coincides with TRH Chapter 13

Some strong Language

Characters belong to Pixelberry

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Additional tags; I have no idea who is on my permanent tags list anymore😬 I didnt exactly keep up with it 😭 I'll do better. So please let me know so I can get that sorted out.

@ao719 @hopefulmoonobject

September 7

I'm having a baby!

As I sit here trying to let that statement fully sink in, I think about where I was just one year ago today.

I had always dreamt of meeting my Prince Charming, never really expecting to find him. Liam made me realize that fairy tales do exist and sometimes wishes do come true. That sounds so cliche, yet, I don't know any other way to describe what we share together.

He is my heartbeat, my every breath, my reason for existing. Our love is built on passion and longing, his touch excites me and his very presence heats my core. Our bodies joined together, whether fierce or gentle, is pure, unadulterated magic. Liam is my warmth and sincerity, my goodness and truth.

In the depths of my belly, I am carrying the greatest symbol of that love, a part of him and a part of me, a tiny creature that will forever bring us joy.

I spent much of the reception, anxious to find out if I was indeed pregnant. As I wrote yesterday, Savannah admitted to taking a pregnancy test, as well. For whatever reason, possibly one I don't want to ever know, she placed her negative test in the bathroom drawer. Due to Madeleine's incompetence and unwanted presence for this event, she, too, put my test in the drawer. Is there some kind of weird Cordonian tradition I am unaware of that says these test work better in drawers? And why did Savannah leave hers in there? The damn thing was negative. In light of his objection, I have a strong feeling, Mr. Chuck knows more than he is letting on.

Freaked the hell out by Savannah, I knew then, I was the one who was pregnant. I needed air and a moment to think, far away from all the yee-haw bullshit. I sent Liam a text, asking him to meet me in a clearing by the house, I had a surprise for him. Within seconds, he approaches me with a flirtatious smile, looking as if he was ready to fuck me six ways from Sunday. I love that man and I'm always more than willing to participate in his freakish, outdoor sex fetish, but, this wasn't what I had in mind.

After I tell him we are a having a baby, he sweeps me up in his arms, gently placing me back to the ground. His happiness was written all over his face, until it wasn't. He went into Liam mode, panicking about the need to baby proof every room at the Palace and Valtoria. As much as I loved his cute response, I wanted tears dammit. I wanted him on his knees, crying his eyes out, unable to talk, worshipping my stomach. Mick Jagger said you can't always get what you want, but, sometimes you get what you need....well, I needed a sobbing, shaking Liam, is that too much to ask?

We discuss when to tell our friends and because I'm a petty, evil bitch, I decide we should tell them right in the middle of Savannah and Bertrand's reception. You propose at my wedding, I announce the equivalent of the second coming, in the form of my sacred child, at yours. I couldn't care less for the rest of the wedding attendees, but, seeing Hana, Drake, Maxwell and Bertrand delight in our news was exciting.

Afterwards, Liam wants to celebrate in private, which means, we might talk some, but, he still has every intention of getting off tonight. We head upstairs and I was correct in my assumption, he wants to celebrate making the baby by doing what we did to make it. He is a wet panty dropper for sure. And while some ride Harley's and horses, I propped my little pregnant ass on my own stallion and rode him hard. If Barthelemy weren't already out of his coma, me screaming Liam's name when I climaxed, would have awakened the old coot for sure.

If my panties weren't already off, after he sang a lullaby to our baby, that for sure would have melted them away. If he keeps this up, we'll have our own 20 Kids and Counting reality show.

I should have stayed in fucking bed this morning. At breakfast, Bertrand greeted us in kind, while Stick-It-In-A-Drawer Savannah, reminded us all that we are not at court. Why is she still here and not on her honeymoon? Then Leona tells me I can't have a cup of coffee....bitch, I was downing shots like no tomorrow just three days ago with Liv and Hana in Auvernal. This queen will drink a cup of coffee if she damn well pleases. My baby is probably going to come out with two heads.

Like the lovable, little genius he is, Maxwell suggests everyone buys the baby a gift. Guess who further suggested we get these gifts from the local country general store? The same damn place that was using a priceless saddle as a fucking hat holder. I can't even write her name anymore. I have to wonder, why I have been playing second fiddle on Hee-Haw Hell to her during this trip.

So the gang and I pack into our vehicle and head back to said store, where I can share with all of Cordonia that the royal crib was purchased at Wild Chester's Gear and Steer on Bootleg Road. I watched Maxwell fawn over socks, Hana recreated painful memories of lonely tea parties, and Drake...well, Drake's little wooden horse was quite adorable.

I get a call from Olivia, who somehow managed to escape earlier from this shithole than I did. I thought we were amigas now Liv? She actually cried when I told her Liam and I were expecting. I don't know what the hell she is doing in my bedroom, but, if Livvie needs something there, I'm more than happy to help a girl out. She asked me for the most valuable thing in my room, I lied to her and told her it was the royal sceptre. If she only knew the value of the dildo I had in my nightstand....that better be exactly where I left it when I get back.

Back at the ranch, Liam says the five most beautiful, glorious words I have been waiting to here for weeks.....We're almost ready to go....Hot Damn!

Bianca asked me if I thought I could get away without saying goodbye...I already knew the answer was, no. If she only knew how hard I tried about twenty times since arriving to cut tail and run. And damn that heartless, nazi, Leona, she for real dissed my husband! Bitch, I will snap you in half over Liam.

Just when I think I'm finally in the clear, who in the blue fuck put me on a plane for the next 10 hours with Frick, Frack and Kiara?

Liam, I love you, but, damn you! I'm nauseous, tired, moody, and pissing buckets every 10 minutes, carrying your child, and you thought this was a good idea.

I blame pregnancy brain for my decision to tell these three our big news. I'm not the greatest at charades, Im not even the smartest person in the world, but, I swear to God, these three may quite possibly be the dumbest morons I have ever met. They guessed I was full, I was bloated, gluttony.....fucking gluttony???? Yes Penelope, the big news I wanted to share with you is I'm a glutton. Maybe a glutton for punishment, deciding to interact with you three. More guesses included, American Football, and a common pirate jig....one of these women is an ambassador and the other my communications director. I'm a waitress from Brooklyn, and my word, I'm truly baffled by the sheer stupididy I had just witnessed. I turned to Liam, pleading with my eyes, help me with this, would you?

As bad as those three were, out of no where, the most incompetant, security guard on this planet, appears right before me. I didn't have time to worry about her, because apparently, the bane of my existence just scheduled a press conference to announce my pregnancy. I haven't seen a doctor to even confirm yet, what the hell Madeleine. One of these days, I am gonna beat that green goblin's ass down.

Cordonia, I'm on my way and can't be there soon enough.

Riley

#wackydrabbles #liam x riley #liam x mc #trh fanfic #trh #choices trh #trh liam #trh mc

[bxstiae]

𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒: 1  /  2  /  3 + [ dependent on whether or not he wants to learn it -- he understands any language but speaks fluently in only one ]

𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄: high  /  average  /  deep [ its soft though ]. 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓: yes /  no. [ discussed this in my language hc ] 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐑: confident /  shy  /  approachable /  hostile  /  other. 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄: slumped  /  straight /  stiff /  relaxed. 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒: head tilting  /  swaying  / fidgeting /  stuttering  /  gesturing  /  arm crossing /  strokes chin  / er, um, or other interjections  /  plays with hair or clothing  /  hands at hips / inconsistent eye contact  /   maintains eye contact /  frequent pausing  /  stands close  /  stands at distance 

𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙏𝙔

𝐕𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐘: ◼ ◼ ◼ ◼ ◻ 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: ◼ ◼ ◻ ◻ ◻ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄:  ◼ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ [ he doesn’t really talk. but that doenst mean anything. he’s smart and educated enough to know words, he just.... genuinely has trouble forming words ]

𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙁𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙔

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘: ◼ ◼ ◼ ◻ ◻   𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘:   ◼ ◼ ◼ ◻ ◻ [ he’s picked up twili swears from midna too if that kinda helps? ]

𝘽𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙇𝙔

arse. ass. asshole. bastard. bitch. bloody. bugger. bollocks. chicken shit. crap. cunt. dick. frick. fuck. horseshit. motherfucker. piss. prick. screw. shit. shitass. son of a bitch. twat. wanker. pussy.

𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙄𝙊𝙐𝙎 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙓𝙏    

christ on a bike. christ on a cracker. damn. goddamn. godsdamn. hell. holy shit. jesus. jesus christ. jesus h christ. jesus h. roosevelt christ. lord have mercy. jesus, mary and joseph. sweet jesus. [ uh... tbh. its more like gods, by the gods, farore, & oh hylia. or some iteration of it. ]

𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏

contractions or enunciation? straightforward or cryptic?  jargon or toned? complexity or simplicity? finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind? masculinity, neutrality, or femininity?  formalities or abrasiveness? praise or equivocation? frankness or lies? excessive or minimal hand gestures? name-calling or magnanimity?  friendly or blunt nicknames?

𝙄𝙈𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙌𝙐𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎

DO PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME HEARING OR UNDERSTANDING YOUR MUSE?   almost always  /  frequently  /  sometimes  / rarely /  never.

DOES YOUR MUSE’S POINT COME ACROSS EASILY WHEN THEY SPEAK?   almost always / frequently / sometimes   /  rarely  /  never.  

WOULD YOUR MUSE INITIATE CONVERSATIONS? almost always  / frequently  /  sometimes /  rarely  /  never.

WOULD YOUR MUSE BE THE ONE TO END CONVERSATIONS?   almost always /  frequently  / sometimes /  rarely  /  never.

WOULD YOUR MUSE USE “WHOM” IN A SENTENCE? yes / no /  only ironically.

YOUR MUSE WANTS TO MAKE A COUNTERPOINT. WHAT WORD DO THEY USE?   but /  though  /  although  /  however /  perhaps /  mayhaps.

HOW DOES YOUR MUSE END CONVERSATIONS?   walk away  /  ask if that’s everything  / say that that’s everything / give a proper goodbye / tell their company they’re done here  / remain quiet  /  they don’t.

HOW DOES YOUR MUSE ADDRESS OTHERS?   titles  /  first names  /  surnames /  full names  /  nicknames.

WHAT SOCIAL CLASS WOULD OTHERS ASSUME YOUR MUSE BELONGS TO, HEARING THEM SPEAK?   upper /  middle /  lower. [ they cant assume anything because he doesn’t speak often enough ?? writing wise, it’s UPPER, but honestly they would most likely think he is middle or lower ]

IN WHAT WAYS DOES THE WAY YOUR MUSE SPEAK STAND OUT TO OTHERS?   accent / vocabulary  / tone  /  level /  politeness  /  brusqueness  / it doesn’t.

tagged by : @dansiere​ [ i am hoenstly so happy you tagged me in this even though he DOESNT TALK lsjhkdfbll thank you so so much ♥ ] tagging : uh... imma @ like all the links i suppose? please do this. @hyaciiintho​ is honestly the only one i can think of cause i am having a brain fart and i think we actually discussed speech together in discord?? idk i don’t remember. oh im remembering @lupihero​ & @wildshero​ but no no seriously all the links. you gotta do this. im so sorry that my brain is mush right now that i can’t remember your urls.... T-T

#⚜ ; — [ ᵗᵉᵃʳˢ ᵒᶠ ˡᶤᵍʰᵗ ▲ dash games. ] #[ imma dip for a bit sorry ] #[ message me in discord if you want ] #[ otherwise im just gonna stay silent ] #[ pce homies ]

[sandaffodils]

about the mutual thingy: 1-16 please 😈💜 if you don't mind jebsjdhd SEE i can't be evil even for a second when it comes to u smh

👏👏because you lOVE me TOO much 😇😇

This is going to be long so let’s begin:

1) mutuals you’ve skyped/called…?

Do voice messages count? @animanguh because that would count you uwu, I’ve never FaceTimed, called or Skyped a mootie otherwise :(

2) oldest mutual(s)?

@cosmicmingi helped me understand the mess that is tumblr when I first became an active blog 🥺💖💖I didn’t make many mutuals after that but then I began talking to @mingless

3) mutual(s) you’d want to [enter activity of own choice] with?

I’d like to fricking party with these hoes:

@koda-jayy @ilsanwon @pookastudies @jongins-sidehoe @mingless @cosmicmingi @bustdownyunho and they know why

4) cutest mutual(s)?

@celestial-yunho is so damn cute and adorable !!¡¡ and @feelthevision i always uwu at her little comments in the tags and her writing style (not just in her works but her own literal writing style)

5) mutuals you’re intimidated by?

I can’t say I’m intimidated I’m more in awe, like I see them and I’m like wow~ they’re so cOol!! and they actually LIKE me?! what a great day !! But yeah @cosmicmingi @bustdownyunho @needyateez @ilsanwon @mingless @koda-jayy @animanguh @celestial-yunho

6) favourite mutuals?

i can’t really say I have favourites…I love them all :(( BUT @needyateez has a special place in my heart because she’s my baby girl 💘💘

7) mutuals you want to get to know better?

we don’t talk alot but I’m going to try and put more effort uwu (❁´◡`❁)​ @celestial-yunho @prettyseonghwa

8) mutuals you REALLY want to meet up with?

god all of them!! all 👏👏of👏👏them👏👏 @animanguh @mingless @needyateez @ilsanwon @koda-jayy @jongins-sidehoe @pookastudies @cosmicmingi @bustdownyunho and morrreee 

9) mutuals you miss talking too?

mmm i dont shut tf up so..i havent stopped talking to anyone really 

10) mutuals you’d sing for?

@needyateez @needyateez @needyateez i can sort of sing but i don’t bUT if it means I have to sing a lullaby for her to get some rest then you can bet your ass I’ll sing for her 😤😤😤

11) kindest mutuals

damn all of them they’re all so damn sweet and kind to me i mean especially  when they find out I’m 16 they all become motherly on my ass uwu i love it

12) mutuals who know a secret about you?

I haven’t shared any secrets i think but @animanguh knows alot about me because of how often i talk to her aand @needyateez knows my real name

13) mutuals you’ve met up with?

none :((( none at all :((

14) mutuals you’ve shipped a package too?

again none phew im sad 

15) mutuals with the same sun sign?

i 👁👄👁 don’t know…I’m a Sag sun though! (@mingless help)

16) a fun fact

.@pookastudies doesn’t like tea its not a fun fact but its a fact that had me shook because I love tea lolol 

#tagged #this was so long hhhh #animanguh #moon answered* #mooties

[emotionally-imbruised]

Im literally refreshing your account cuz I can’t wait for part of the gemma’s bestfriend!

Adjsjshs WELL WAIT NO LONGER

Accidentally in Love Pt. 2

Pt. 1

“Accidentally, I’m in love.”

There’re many things you’ve done in life that you regret. It’s all part of being human, isn’t it? Whether it be something simple like not listening to your parents when they’d advise you not to do something because they knew it would come back and bite you in the ass. Or even just taking that one extra shot of tequila while out with some friends and having full knowledge of how you have work early the next morning... Being regretful when it comes to one's actions is a part of life, and you are no exception to this fact. And boy, are you feeling slightly regretful right now.

Was it one of your brightest ideas to make out with your best friend’s brother on his couch, while he’s sick? Absolutely the frick not. But was it ever smarter of you to panic when said best friend walked in with her mother on you and said brother unexpectantly, thinking it’d be best to avoid the entire situation rather than deal with it head-on? Ha-ha nope, and now the whole scene haunts your memories on a continuous loop.

It all started on Christmas Eve. Harry had called you stating he was sick, and how he didn’t want to be alone for the holidays after he’d gotten the news that Anne and Gemma would no longer be able to visit him because of the poor weather conditions in London – so he invited you over instead. Spending time alone with Harry was nothing out of the ordinary for you seeing as you’d grown quite close to the Rockstar throughout the years due to your friendship with Gemma. You never really considered him as anything other than a best friend despite the butterflies that always swarmed in your stomach whenever you were nearby one another.

A pathetic crush is what you believed it to be, and you treated it as such. However, all of that was thrown out the window after watching two rom-coms with the curly-haired boy cuddled up on his couch, and it was soon discovered that he’s felt the same about you for some time – and well, things got pretty heated after that.

Even with the countless times you’ve imagined the way Harry’s lips would feel being crashed against yours, there was still no chance in hell that you could’ve ever prepared yourself for how lost you’d get in his touch, and that’s precisely what happened. So very lost that neither of you noticed the sound of car doors closing outside or the soft chatter from the two women that had just arrived at Harry’s home. It all happened so fast once the two walked through the front door, and you couldn’t prepare yourselves for even the thought of them witnessing the two of you all over each other in that hot mess.

At first, everyone stayed silent, and it only went downhill from there. The shock that registered on not only Anne’s face at the scene in front of her but also your best friends will forever be etched into your mind, and it’s the absolute worst. You struggled to find your words as you immediately tried to defend your actions to two women that have become such a massive part of your life but were unable to get a word out as you shifted awkwardly on Harry’s lap and felt his increasingly hardening erection rub against the inside of your thigh.

The gasp that left your mouth as you quickly glanced down at the very prominent bulge making itself known through his track pants didn’t go unnoticed by Harry’s family when Gemma finally spoke up. “Oh my god.”

You nervously bit down hard on your bottom lip as you quickly scrambled off of Harry and you both stood up from the couch as you observed your best friend shake her head dramatically; trying her best to look at anywhere but at you and her brother.

“Mum, Gem, wha-what are you doing here?” Harry stammered as he briskly stood from the couch, and his face visibly became noticeably paler. No more words were exchanged as he instantly pressed a hand over his mouth before bolting around the sofa, past his mum and sister, and down the hall to the closest washroom. Soon enough, the only sounds that could be heard were that of him retching and coughing as he was so obviously busy with emptying the contents of his stomach into the toilet.

Anne wasted no time in rushing after her son, but Gemma stayed planted firmly; looking at you in complete shock and confusion after what she’d just witnessed. An awkward moment passed and just as you were about to finally say something – Anne’s voice sounded from down the hallway requesting Gemma’s assistance in helping with Harry. The oldest Styles sibling took a deep breath before shaking her head again and disappearing down the hall with her family.

A part of you wanted to follow right after them to make sure Harry was ok, but your inner coward which happened to be very present at the time had other plans. Without even thinking about it, you wasted no time in shuffling around the couch and into the hallway, so you could make your sweet escape. Your heart pounded harshly in your chest as you struggled with putting your coat and shoes back on out of fear. Any one of the three could see you trying to flee. Once you were finally situated, you dashed out the front door to your car without looking back.

That was over two weeks ago, and the situation has yet to be resolved.

Besides the obligatory Merry Christmas and Happy New Year text exchanges between best friends – you and Gemma have not communicated, and you’ve been ripping yourself a new one over it.

During that awkward week between Christmas and New Year’s where everyone is all over the place, and no one really knows what day it is; you managed to run into Anne while you were out getting some lunch and she asked if she could tag along. There was no way you were going to turn down the woman who has become nothing short of being like a second mother to you, and it was one of the better choices you’d made in recent days. After expressing how sorry you were for the mess you felt you’d caused, she immediately shut that down and said your apology wasn’t necessary.

“Sure, the situation could’ve definitely been handled a bit better,” she explained, causing you to chuckle softly. “But you and Harry are both adults and if you both have feelings for each other, who am I to say anything about that. M’actually quite glad it’s you he’s taken a liking to even though that’s a bit prejudice for me to say because you’re already part of the family, Y/N. I know Gemma feels the same way, but she needs time to process what happened.”

Your entire exchange with Anne made you feel better, but you were still afraid to face your best friend and knew that needed to change. After sending a text stating how sorry you were with how things were handled and how you were ready to talk whenever she was, but unfortunately not hearing anything back; you decided to give her space she so clearly needed.  

And then there was Harry. After the entire incident, he wasn’t long texting and calling you trying to talk, but you cruelly left him on read and ghosted him for the last two weeks other than wishing him a happy holiday as well.

You’ve felt like absolute trash for ignoring Harry, but you have been too nervous about facing him. What if he didn’t mean what he said about liking you as well? Maybe he was just as caught up in the heat of the moment as you were and was just a little horny. All of these thoughts have drilled themselves into your brain, and you haven’t prepared yourself to deal with them just yet. Oh, and to top it all off… You managed to get sick as well.

You’re currently bundled up on your couch watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine as you reach towards the Kleenex box sitting on your coffee table, besides what’s left of the still steaming bowl of soup you just made because that’s all your stomach can hold down without making you want to vomit.

There is not one appealing aspect of your current situation, and you can’t help but think this really is just the icing on the cake with everything else that has happened. Damn Harry and his overly appealing germ-filled lips.

Just as you finish blowing your nose into one of the tissues while Jake and Amy start going off about something on the television, your phone chimes with a new text message and you’re startled by the sudden noise. You toss the tissue into the small trash can you have placed next to the couch and dig your phone out from under the pillows to see it’s Gemma asking if you are home. After replying with a simple ‘yes,’ you find yourself staring at the small screen awaiting a response – but it never comes. With a defeated sigh you lay your head against the large armrest of the couch and allow the exhaustion you’re feeling start taking you over – but just as your eyes flutter shut, your front door swings open and suddenly you’re wide awake.

You scramble from your laying position to see who just barged into your apartment but result in you falling down onto the solid hardwood floor with a loud thud. The embarrassed moans that leave your mouth are drowned out by a familiar chuckle, and you soon open your eyes to be met by Gemma’s as she glances down at you with a smirk. She doesn’t say anything as she extends her hand out to help you up, and you just shake your head as you accept her assistance.

“Sorry for barging in like that,” she starts and holds up her set of keys once you’re standing upright; showing off the extra key to your apartment you’d given her a while ago to use for whenever she was in LA visiting. “Decided to just let myself in.”

“What-.”

“Am I doing here?” She cuts you off, and you nod desperately. “Well I’ve been thinking, and these last two weeks have sucked a whole lot without having my best friend to talk to. I’m also getting pretty sick of this one’s never-ending sulkiness.” She gestures behind her to where Harry awkwardly stands, looking like an absolute mess, and you make no attempt in hiding your shock at his sudden presence. He’s obviously still feeling sick with how tired and groggy he looks in his loose grey hoodie and simple fitting jeans, and your guilty conscience comes in at full swing as you find yourself stepping towards him.

“Oh fuck, H,” you whisper as his cloudy green eyes meet yours with a hard-unreadable gaze but soon softens and replaced with concern as you’re taken over by an intense coughing fit.

“Y/N, please tell me you’ve gone to the doctor,” he asks immediately, and you feel even worse because even with how shitty you’ve been to him lately; your wellbeing is still a priority to him.

“Brave of you to assume there’s a likelihood of her leaving the apartment at all if she’s as sick as you’ve been,” Gemma pipes in and you look to her. “Y/N doesn’t do the doctors Harry, you know this. And wow, this is what you both get for making it to first base on that damn couch.”

And there it is. “Gem, the last thing I wanted to do was make you uncomfortable with any of this. It kinda just… happened,” your voice rasps out with another small cough at the end of it.

“I know,” she smiles, and you feel as if a weight has been lifted from your chest. “Can’t say I’m the biggest fan of my best friend and brother being all over each other like the way you two were, but I can say that you two are each one of the few people I think are actually good enough for the other. Y/N, as weird as it is to even think about – you’re one of the best people I could ever imagine my little brother with; and Harry, you’ve got some work to do, but Y/N can help you get to her level.”

“Thanks?” He grumbles, and you chuckle. His eyes then find yours, and you both give the other a knowing nod before engulfing Gemma in a tight group hug.

“Ew, no stop,” she whines and tries to squirm away. “I don’t know whatever illness it is you two have been passing around.”

“You love it,” you state and lean your head onto her shoulder, smiling widely as she wraps her arm around you and tilts her head against yours.

“It’s alright I guess,” she responds as your group hug slowly disperses. “I’m going to go though because I have plans with mum. But I’ll be back tomorrow with your Christmas gift, ok?”

“Of course. I’ve got yours as well, along with your birthday gift I forgot to bring to London with me when I visited at the beginning of December.”

“Worst best friend ever,” she jokes before giving you another hug, nodding to her brother, and disappearing out the front door. You were half expecting Harry to follow after her, but you’re pretty glad he didn’t so you can finally talk to him and get some things off your mind.

You turn to face him, and he awkwardly glances to the ground; not knowing how to approach the situation, so you do instead. “H, I was so caught up in worrying about your mum and Gemma I didn’t even consider your feelings in all of this, and I know I’ve said it a lot lately… but I’m especially sorry for how I just left after well, we kissed and-.”

“S’alright Y/N,” he chuckles at your rambling, and you feel yourself melting as he flashes you one of his giant dimpled grins. He steps towards you, and those damn butterflies in your stomach don’t hesitate in swarming. “I’ve never had a girl walk out on me like that before.”

“Is that supposed to sound appealing to me?” You scoff and keep yourself from snapping at him for the snide comment.

“No, I guess not,” he continues laughing, and you let out a huff. “But m’ sorry as well because I never told you how I felt about you sooner. It’s been for quite some time now, I’ve just been too much of a coward to do anything about it. S’a bit intimidating having feelings for someone who is not only your sister’s best friend but also one of your own. Not necessarily an easy thing to discuss.”

“We could always start talking about it slowly?” You suggest and smile at him shyly. “Could watch a movie and see where the evening takes us?”

Your thoughts instantly go back to what happened the last time the two of you watched a movie together and know he’s thinking the same thing; having no control over the blush burning its way across your cheeks.

He smirks smugly but slowly nods in agreement. “I’d like that.”

With a stupidly wide smile, the two of you make way to the couch and bundle up again… together. Once you’re both comfy and all cuddled against the other, you glance up at him and speak again. “It’s your turn to pick the movie.”

The way he smiles and tugs his bottom lip in between his teeth make you want nothing more than to press your lips against his again, but you decide to hold off for the time being as he gazes down at you. “Let’s watch Shrek. I’ve had a song from that movie stuck in my head for a while now.”

#*spongebob narrator voice* one eternity later #I FINALLY WROTE IT #requests #anonymous #harry #styles #harry styles imagine #harry styles writing #harry styles preference #harry styles fluff #harry styles smut #harry styles #one direction imagine #harry styles imagines #harry styles prompts #harry styles preferences #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles x reader #harry styles x y/n #harry styles x you #harry styles blurb #harry styles one shot #harry styles fanfic #accidentally in love #ail

[kingteeth]

@sa1fisher tagged me...so cool

What was your last 

Drink: water! Last phone call: charlie called me this morning and woke me up Last text: “nick.......” to my friend server, last text was “yay!!” Last song you listened to:  dead bird by mccafferty i think  Last time you cried: uhh not sure but i think it was over seeing a cat Have you ever dated someone: yes! Been cheated on: yeah lmao  Kissed someone and regretted it: yep! Lost someone special: yeah :( my cat :(  Been drunk and thrown up: yeah, once really badly List three fave colors: orange, black, and hmmmm red

In the last year have you…

Made a new friend: I have many new friends :D Fallen out of love: yes! Laughed until you cried: OH god yeah like almost every night it seems like Met someone that changed you: yeah! a few encounters have helped me grow as a person Found out who your true friends are: I think so, yes! Found out someone was talking about you: oh i bet this is often, good or bad lmao Kissed someone who follows you: (im facebookphobic frick u this is tumblr now) yes i have

General:

How many of your followers do you know irl: quite a few actually  Do you have any pets: i dont own any, but im living with two dogs :D  Do you want to change your name: i happen to like my name currently! What did you do for your last birthday: movie time with friends!! and then i had a blast with my dad and charlie  What time did you wake up today: uhhh like 11am What were you doing at midnight last night: hehe voice call babey  Name something you CANNOT wait for: ANIMAL CROSSING AND POKEMON AND BOTW2 AHHHH Last time you saw your mother: uhhhhh a good week or so  What is one thing you wish you could change about life: I wish i had no acne ever wtf What are you listening to right now: ceiling fan squeakin  Have you ever talked to a person with the name Tom: tom nook and I are best pals  What’s getting on your nerves: some people dont know how to stay to themselves. should go outside...breathe air... Most visited website: here, discord, annnd idk google dot com Nickname: i dont think i have a nickname besides Gaydrien 

Relationship status: single  Zodiac sign: taurus Pronouns: he / him Fave tv shows: law and order: SVU IG Hair color: black! Long or short: medium ish Height: 5′8ft Do you have a crush on someone: well i had a crush on two people at the same time for awhile but were gonna uhhhhh ignore that shit jfksdfk What do you like about yourself: im no longer keeping myself silent  Tattoos: like 8. i have one pro one and the rest are stick n poke done by me.  Righty or Lefty: right First surgery: ive only had toe surgery but like it was minor even though i had ut done like four times First piercing: ear lobes, i was baby  First best friend: technically emma from elementary, she was awesome. first genuine best friend i dont talk to anymore  First sport you joined: volleyball  First pair of shoes: idk i was an infant 

Right now

Eating: ooo i need to make food  Drinking: water!!!!! Listening to: nothing Want kids: no thanks  Career: i want to work with animals....

Which is better:

Lips or eyes: eyes (eye emoji) Hugs or kissed: hugs for sure Shorter or taller: uhh idc tbh  Romantic or spontaneous: I think a healthy mix of both  Nice stomach or nice arms: ARMS. fuck....arms. stomach has 25 feet of intestines, so imo its always nice  Sensitive or loud: i cant read suddenly.  Hook up or relationship: im fine with either i think  Troublemaker or hesitant: depends on what troublemaker means ig 

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: nope Drank hard liquor: yes, prefer not to Lost glasses/contacts: yeah :( Sex on a first date: yep lmao Broke someone’s heart: i guess so  Had your own heart broken: multiple times, but wasnt all romantic  Been arrested: nope  Turned someone down: yep lmao  Cried when someone died: my cat :(  Fallen for a friend: yeah,,,,,,,

Do you believe in:

Yourself: im getting better at it  Miracles: no shit just happens sometimes Love at first sight: thats infatuation, which is a thing. but genuine love at first sight is only for cats and nature, thank u  Santa Claus: no Kiss on the first date: yeah if both parties are comfortable  Angels: otherworldly creatures with wings probably exist, but religious angels? nah 

I tag @clownapprentice @vampirigender @commoners-coffee @20biteen 

yall dont have to do this btw!! 

#long post #i hope read more works if not oh well #tagged in #so cool....thank you lucas

[readbythestarlight]

c2e25

WELCOME LITTLE BABY WILLINGBLAM

Ashley is gonna be leaving again?? I cry

Shame Travis won’t be here since the jail break was Fjord’s plan

I’m so happy for them tho

Sam’s dedication to his “match outfit week for week” scheme is truly inspiring

Matt still can’t do Jester’s voice and I cry it’s like the one voice he can’t do

I still kinda can’t believe they’re gonna try this jail break

“I just wanna wear a onesie”

Nott plotting to steal the crossbow right next to Reesa smh

Mr. Tinkertop is my fave he’s sweet and crazy

Their plan to beat this clockwork magic robot

Is molasses

Tar. Tar is a better idea.

Liam just wants to talk about the baby

None of them are being serious at all the episode is going to be a disaster xD

Oh jeeze poor Mr. Tinkertop! Agoraphobia is no joke poor guy

Matt’s basically being McCree pretending to be Fjord and I approve

They’re just gonna steal a bucket of tar huh

lol watch them get caught stealing the tar and get into the prison because they were arrested

Molly and Yasha the circus nerds I love them

I love how they get such good rolls for stuff like stealing buckets of tar, but we can bet their rolls will be shit later when they’re fighting the robot

Why did they let BEAU talk omg

I love her tho

This prison warden guy is snooty and annoying but his accent is great

Molly and Beau tag-teaming to flatter the Warden into helping them out nice job

Oh wonderful they’re getting locked in with a robot monster

This is gonna be baaaaaaad...

Boy I can’t wait to see the miniature for this monster

They need to unlock that cell in case they need somewhere to escape...

I’m not sure how I feel about this plan

THANK YOU MOLLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YASHA ONE OF THE SILK FLOWERS

The ball bearings again

Poor Marisha seems so overwhelmed taking care of 2 characters

Also bad initiative rolls are bad

Yasha is my girlfriend tho

Oh dang it hit her be more careful Yasha

It has an AC of 18 they’re gonna miss 90% of their shots

25 points of damage?! They are not ready for this

I can’t believe they successfully blinded it with the tar

Nat20 nice job Molly!

Cat paw cat paw cat paw!

Yasha is my best girl I’m gonna miss having her adorable face around. Also gonna miss having a tank.

Caleb nO

Fuck fuck fuck it pINNED HIM TO THE WALL

Sam’s mustaches lol

Poor Beau just wants to stun someone

Frick it saved from the Cat’s paw

Yasha is the tank we deserve

FUCK ITS GONNA SHOOT ALL OF THEM

Oh no Beau!

Somebody get Jester to do a lot of healing

Oh nO JESTER GET BEAU UP

YOOOOOO MOLLY

THATS MY DISASTER TIEFLING

Nott using the dodecahedron luck on a lock lol

Beau recollecting her ball bearings xD

“You have 814 ball bearings”

“‘The only ting magical here is you, friend,’ and I pat him on the cheek” ayyyyyyyy some Caleb/Molly cuteness

AYYYYYY Beau “fainting” in Yasha’s arms my ship is sailing tonight

lol Beau let names slip and she shouldn’t have

Look man please just let the Shusters go

Caleb plz don’t threaten the man

Make Fjord pay for it he’s who wanted to get them out

Aw yay I’m glad they got the Shusters out and they didn’t even have to do it illegally

“They’re being kept safe by a tiny bird with a dagger.”

HAPPY GNOME FAMILY IS HAPPY

I’m so proud of my band of disasters, helping people out and being sweetheart

Ashley’s face when Kiri comes out to hug the gnomes is me

Oh no oh god time to cry they’re gonna leave her and I know it’s best but listen I’m gonna miss her and I’m gonna cry

It’s fine I’m crying

Real tears

Goodbye Kiri I love you my sweet babby bird child

Don’t give the dagger back

Fuck I’m crying so hard

IM CRYING

REAL TEARS GUYS

EVERYONE’S CRYING ITS FINE

“don’t eat human okay” I’m weeping

“We are always... always... always thinking of you with love” fuck u Matt stop making it worse

“We’ll send you treasures from all of our travels” *waaaaaiiils*

“I am Kiri” I AM CRYING AND BROKEN

Fuck Fjord don’t be nice and warm right now I’m too emotionally compromised to handle it

Go get Nott her cool crossbow

Beau and Caleb getting closer is 10/10 but I hope he’s not trying to recruit her for his revenge plan

Agreeing to keep each other on the straight and narrow is good

They are not the friendship I anticipated but they are the one I’m so glad we got

Also Molly making sure the group has supplies as they move on North. Such a team dad.

The “Tinkertop Bolt Blaster 1000” is finally Nott’s! I’m so excited for her

Oh man it sounds good

Oh no

“Oh” doesn’t sound good

“Fuck you, Molly”

“Fuck you too”

That day, Beau was amazed to discover that when Molly was saying ‘fuck you’ what he meant was ‘I love you... in a completely platonic ‘sometimes I can’t stand you’ brother-sister way.’

Yasha has to go because Ashley has to go and I’m crying all over again

Caleb’s gonna miss her

Aaaaaand Nott just stole a gun

🎵They’re on the road again. They just can’t wait to get on the road again. The life they love is fighting bandits with their friends. They just can’t wait to be on the road again.🎵

Matt plz I want to sleep now

FUCK WAIT WHAT

YASHA

WHATS HAPPENING

SHADOWS KIDNAPPING MY GIRL??

SOMEONE IS KIDNAPPING MY GIRL

AND FJORD

HOLY FUCK WHATS HAPPENING

AND JESTER??

is it the asshole from Caleb’s past? Trent?He was interested in Yasha right did he send people after them who did this

Oh god oh god oh god Yasha and Fjord and Jester are being kidnapped by some freaky super silent ninja fucks

Matt you can’t give us this cliffhanger when there’s no episode next week

Is this his way to explain Travis and Laura being out for a few weeks and Ashley leaving

NOOOOOOOO

oh my god it’s just gonna be Caleb and Nott and Beau and Molly when they wake up

Is Marisha okay? She keeps wiping her eyes like she’s been crying

Oh god I don’t like this

I can’t wait for them to fuck these fucks up

Oh god are they slavers???

MATT DID YOU HAVE THEM GET KIDNAPPED BY SLAVERS WHAT THE FUCK MATTHEW

MATHEW

YOU CANT LEAVE IT THERE FOR TWO WEEKS HOW COULD YOU

I TRUSTED YOU

Kidding I never trust you but holy shit

First you give us that heartbreaking goodbye with Kiri and now you leave for two weeks with kidnapped Yasha Jester and Fjord

I’m dying

#emi watches critical role #critical role #critical role spoilers

[butiaintgonnaloveem]

Tiff’s WTF*ck Challenge

Hey friends!

I’ve been feeling pretty disconnected - less reading, less reblogging, less interaction - since my job change and having less time to spend around here, so why not fix that with a writing challenge?! Yes? Yay!

One of my old favorite sources of internet humor is Sleep Talkin’ Man. And your assumption is correct, he talks in his sleep. His wife started recording him and posting the clips online and it’s hilarious.

SO - for this challenge, I’ve collected some of the absurd, inappropriate, foul, and funny quotes from that delightful fella and now challenge you to incorporate it into your SPN fanfic.

Rules:

Send your quote request as an ASK ONLY please so that I can keep track.

You can write for any SPN character, my preference is Sam and Dean, but you do what feels right.

Any genre/pairing/trope is welcome, just make sure you tag it appropriately!

One writer per prompt.

Fics will be due by July 1. I’ll post the masterlist just before I go to ChiCon.

Use the tag Tiff’s WTF Challenge to help me track your fic

Yes, you can combine it with another challenge, yes, you can have an extension if you ask for one, yes, it can be part of a series.

No, there is no word limit or max. However, you must use the “read more” feature if longer than 500 words.

Ready? Okay. 

“This is my story. It starts with me. And it ends with me. And everything in the middle is about me. Greatest fucking story ever written.” @acreativelydifferentlove

“You really are life’s wet patch. An embarrassing little stain that no one wants to admit to...or sleep on.”

“I shit gold, piss silver, and puke bronze. I don’t need a medal to tell me how fucking awesome I am. Got that, bitches?” @ellawinchester1993

“I’d rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that’s just my opinion. Don’t take it personally.” @torn-and-frayed

“You’re gonna have to shave your pubes. It’s like fighting an army of permed spider legs down there, and I’m gonna lose. I’m gonna lose.” @deansbabygirl01

“Fuck! If I don’t get to the motherfucking flower show, I’m gonna fucking kill someone!” @frejahertziswritingthistime

“Why don’t you call back later, and we’ll see whether we can get the world to revolve around you.” @whispersandwhiskerburn

“I’m gonna have a great day...Don’t you fuck it up.” @roxy-davenport

“This little tampon went out, this little tampon stayed home. This little tampon had an applicator, this little tampon had none. This little tampon’s covered in...poop. WRONG HOLE, PEOPLE! Wrong hole.”

“Oh! It’s a poltergoat. A poltergoat! You can’t see em, but you find all your clothes chewed. If you listen carefully, you may hear a ghostly baaaahhhhh. Poltergoat! Baaaahhhhh.”

“Ghosts going bump in the night. Clumsy fuckers.” @quiddy-writes

“I’m like a vulnerable fawn in the woods. One that happens to carry an uzi, ninja throwing stars, and a motherfucking bazooka.” @winchesterprincessbride

“Now I’m going to ask really nicely for you to un-fuck this situation.” @mandilion76

“There was so much blood! Oh, there must have been at least five llamas. Totally unprovoked attack by those puffins. I managed to clip their wings. This is llama turf.”

“Well that’s just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamn it.” @saxxxology 

“I’ve written your epitaph. Yup. I did it early. You wanna read it? ‘Here you are, lying dead. Ha ha ha ha ha.’” @sixtysevenandwhiskey

“It’s growling. Shhh, it’s growling closer...It’s an angry thing, a big angry thing. It likes cabbage, though.” @helloimsensitive

“Hey! You killed my velociraptor, dickhead. That’s so unfair. You do realize how hard it is to find one of those ‘round here, don’t you?”

“Sure you can have my phone number. It’s like having a direct line to God. But better. Because I answer.” @internationalmusicteacher

“How do blind people know they’re done wiping? How?” @mrsbatesmotel53

“I’m sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. But if you’re not my mother, you can leave a message. Beeeep.” *Bonus points for not using Crowley* @soullessdemontrap

“If she sends me one more fucking smiley face emoticon, I’m gonna shove that keyboard so far up her ass, she’s gonna have to tweak her nipples to force quit.” @kayteonline

“I need someone else to help me catch ghosts. Cause we’re going out to kick seven shades of spiritual shit. Yeaaaah. Ghose kickers! Free floating vapor? Free floating fucker, more like. Come on, let’s get em!” @ravengirl94

“I wanted a shark with laser beams, and I got a manatee with a Maglite. For fuck’s sake, get back in your hole and get it right.”

“If honesty’s the best policy, and the truth hurts, then you’d better call an ambulance, cause you’re not gonna like the stuff I’m gonna fucking say.” @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog

“Goddammit! Where’s my bazooka? I put it on the ground, expecting it to be there when I come back. Have you been tidying up again, cause I really would like my bazooka back. I don’t know where you put things. Jesus! Cannot just leave anything alone, can you?” @atc74

“It’s Captain Fluffer! Hero to teenage boys.”

“You’re right, elephants in thongs are not something you see every day. Enjoy it.”

“Back off Robin. Batman is my bitch now. You’re just a bitch’s bitch, bitch.” @seenashwrite

“OK, so that’s your weekend homework. Go home and slap grandma.”

“Your singing can wake the dead. So shut the fuck up. I don’t want any zombies dropping their jazz hands all over the fucking place. Alright? Just shut it.” @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms

“Just put the fucking cow’s head on the pavement and walk away. Leave it alone, stop playing with it. It’s just a head. Ooooh, it’s got it’s eyeballs in still.”

“Happy Birthday! It’s a dead puppy!...Now listen, you: You didn’t specify a live puppy, you just said you wanted a fucking puppy! Jesus you’re spoiled. Now go take it for a drag.”

“I’m losing faith in humanity, one faked orgasm at a time.” @lipstickandwhiskey

“I’m sorry, but not knowing what a horcrux is is a deal-breaker to me. Deal with it, muggle-fucker.” *Bonus points for not using Charlie* @notnaturalanahi

“Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We’re done for...done for.”

“It’s amazing how you can smell so bad, but still be alive.”

“Harder is NOT a good safe word.” @lifelovelaughangell123

“Buffalo wings? Are you insane? Those cows can’t fly. It’s a lie, I tell you. A fucking lie.”

“Scales. Must have scales. And razor claws. I want some feathers. And a goggly thing on its head. Yeahhh. Dinochicken. Awesome! I feel like a god. All right, what’s next? Guineapigasaurus. Bring it on!”

“Garlic cheese! Double death to you, you lactose intolerant vamp man!”

“God, you whine like whale song. But a lot less eerie and beautiful and more, well, fucking annoying.” @silencethroughwords

“Dance for me, go on. Oh, you were! I thought you were having a spaz attack...Doofus.”

“Leave my gnomes alone. They’re MY gnomes, living in MY house, doing MY gardening, and they’re happy. Look at their fucking smiley faces. Can’t you see how frickin’ happy they are? Who are you to judge me?! Go on, gnome, cut the grass. Good gnome. Good gnome.” @the-winchester-gospels-and-cas

“You can’t drop them. You can’t set them on fire. You can’t feed them to crocodiles. You can’t let them play with fireworks. I mean...kids: what the fuck?!” @ellen-reincarnated1967

“You know, with you you you, it’s all me me me. Well fuck fuck fuck fuck you you you.” @rizlow1

TAGS: For participation and signal boostage!

@mogaruke @feelmyroarrrr @kayteonline @seenashwrite @notnaturalanahi  @mrswhozeewhatsis @deathtonormalcy56 @kittenofdoomage @jpadjackles @supernatural-jackles @luci-in-leather @babypieandwhiskey @idreamofhazel @impala-dreamer @sis-tafics @littlegreenplasticsoldier @ultimatecin73 @mrsjohnsmith @mandilion76 @boxywrites @sherrybaby14 @sylverminx @there-must-be-a-lock @deandoesthingstome @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog @ceeceewinchester @kathaswings @dr-dean @roxy-davenport @avasmommy224 @moonlitskinwalker @docharleythegeekqueen @is-this-you-manning-up-sammy @quick-act-supernatural @frick-you-im-a-princes @charliebradbury1104  @blacktithe7updates @klaineaholic  @ilsawasanacrobat  @ayeeitsemry @hexparker @quiddy-writes @ravengirl94 @donnaintx @rubynationwins @someday-once @winchesterprincessbride @manawhaat @anotherwinchesterfangirl @acreativelydifferentlove @luci-in-trenchcoats @whispersandwhiskerburn @lipstickandwhiskey

#Tiff's WTF Challenge #spn writing challenge #spn fanfiction #writing prompts #spn writing prompts

[dyketectivecomics]

{{ So I saw your post about Raven, Azar, and Astrology. And read your tags, and I just had to input that if Tarot divination (via the Madam Xanadu stories from around 2010) can be Real As Frick, then why the heck can't astrology? It might as well already be canon.

Initial thought: astrology in the DCU is Absolutely Real As Frick bc Bruce Wayne being a Pisces explains So Fucking Much about him and I will Fite God and the Devil himself over it. 

(deeper thoughts under the cut, rip mobile users tho sorry)

With the nuances of how more than just the sun sign can come into play when predicting personality traits of a person, and juxtapose that with how sometimes they’re just Qualities one would want to see in themselves… I mean, I see it as being no different than other forms of divination & prophecy. A character can grow & learn to be more than what ‘the Stars’ say they are (and likewise they can defy what a prophecy has in store for them). Which is why on the surface some characters’ canonical sun signs don’t always 100% match up with who they’re presented as in canon (but also bc writers like to Do What They Want with characters too rip)

i just rlly like astrology & canon birthdays in general bc I love comparing what aspects they actually take on in canon & it often helps me when Im trying to figure out an angle to write from. with how many versions of any one DC character that there have been over the years, it can help sometimes to clear the board (within reason) & start building their personalities from a few key points. i don’t put a lot of stock into astrology irl (i rlly like the memes & when it just so happens to Get Too Real), but it being Real Within Reason is something I’m 10000% Down for

That being said, something i’ve been thinking way too much abt recently are characters that share star signs

Like, Cass Cain & Rose Wilson are both Aquarians & that has me Shook. Listen, you get two Aquarians together its a lot to keep up with if they’re on the same wavelength. they’re gonna leave everyone behind as soon as they get even a Single Similar thought. (I Should Know.)

Constantine is def a Taurus & Zatanna might be one if you go with one birthday… OR she has the exact same bday as Bruce- which again makes them BOTH pisces and I Cant with that

Dick Grayson has way too many fuckin birthdays but I usually go with him as a spring-baby esp as an Aries… which he would share with Kate Kane just like… it Makes Sense. they’re both too hot to handle lmao

Steph & Jason are both Leos too and that can Be A Lot to Deal with, but I need more interactions between them dammit. I just know they’d have amazing pseudo-sibling chemistry (plus leos are p rad)

i could go on about this but like… i rlly shouldn’t lmao i’ve taken a rlly long time with this already. but bless thank you so much for bringing this up

#beyondthetemples #asked and answered #srsly thanks for giving me an excuse to rlly bring this up i might go more in-depth on these characters & star signs eventually #but for now we'll get the ball rolling with this #send me asks you cowards i've got a tag for ask ideas too if you need them #its 'ask thing' send me prompts and questions doooooo it #randywrites

[leesungjongg]

15 bias tags tag

@soooldout​ tagged me to list basically 15 tags about my bias on here, thank you! 

My bias is the lovely prince Sungjong, so I’ll see if I can find tags based off of him ^_^ Bolded are my faves - you can read those if you’re just lazy like I am LMAO)

#his hands are really beautiful #honestly who am i kidding #SUNGJONG /HIMSELF/ IS THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD #MIGHT AS WELL BE THE FIRST #BECAUSE HE'S UNREAL DKSJSKS

#HIS EYES ARE THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD I NOMINATE SOMEONE TO CREATE A MARBLE STATUE #AND DEDICATE IT TO HIS EYES #HES SO BEAUTIFUL  (idk why i decided to say that on that certain photo bc there are so many other wonderful photos of sungjong with his beautiful eyes but i guess i was just really excited)

#hello #tis i. the sungjong stan #who'll do a sungjong spam #and wow he looks amazing. dam #did u like my poem 

#sungjong #heart eyes forever #bunny #im gonna make a bunny tag now #everytime sungjong reminds me of a bunny i'll tag it as him #we got myung frog and now bunny jong #amazing  (i never used that tag rip the bunny jong tag)

#my lil artsy orange #ilu

#i love when he smiles with his teeth #so precious #bubbly (this was honestly my favorite day because he simply looked so so beautiful LIKE I KNOW I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME BUT STILL. SERIOUSLY. HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL. HOW IS HE SO BEAUTIFUL. and it was winter tooo T_T beautiful outfit, beautiful face, beautiful soul)

#the prettiest #the most handsomest #the most beautifullest #he is E V E R Y T H I N G  (literally the same tags from that day lol)

#did u know sungjong is the cutest when he smiles#bc he is #like literally do u see that ray of sunshine. he is so beautiful #my beautiful bubbly child 

#HE ACKNOWLEDGES HIS BEAUTY AND CUTENESS #I WANT TO CRY FOREVER HES SO PRECIOUS #LOVE YOURSELF #SUNGJONG#I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU  (remember when he uploaded that photo of him in that red coat hugging the giant teddy bear and captioned it as “this man called “I” is cute” and i had so much fond for him? yeah me too)

common tags about my bias that you’ll find on my blog:

#i love him so much!!!!!! i love him!!!!! i will tell everyone #idc if they listen or not im gonna yell it to the world!!!!  (tbh one of the most common things i say in the tags about sungjong)

#sungjong #*gives him the world* 

#*loves him with all my heart*  /  #*LOVES SUNGJONG WITH ALL MY HEART*

#ive forgotten which photos ive reblogged and whicj ones i havent #but i dont mind reblogging sungjong five million times

#hes the cutest :( i love him so much i hope he gets everything he ever wants

#anyways sungjong is the light of my life and i loterally MY HEART BEATS FOR HIM #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH MY FOD #someone needs to sit me down and talk some sense into me #like idek what im saying anymore

#yes hello i'd like science to prove that sungjong is human and not some otherworldly angel

#goodbye friends for i have ascended #sungjong#fave #frkckkgrngisefefe wtf. wtf. how much love do i have in my heart for him??? #not enough thats for sure

and now for my fave  tag : 

#THIS IS MY FAVORITEST PHOTO OF HIM KSSNGUIJDKDBS #THE BESTTTTTTT #LOOK AT THAT SMILE #GOD#I WANT TO MAKE THIS PHOTO MY ROOM'S WALLPAPER 

#sungjong is a gift #thats an actual tag

#FAVE #ULTIMATE FAVE #ALL TIME FAVORITE FAVE#AMAZINGEST THING IVE EVER SEENEST FAVE #OH MY GDODUXKNGF #SUNGJONG #BEAANNNNN I LOVE YOU!!!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HIS SMILE OH MY GOD HELP MEEEEE HOW IS HE EVEN REAL!!!! #MY BABY #LOOK AT HIM I LVOE HIMS ONCUU #SO MUCH*** #HWKDNSKSHSDJVSSJS #fave #sungjong #<3

#OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HE'S SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY HE'S LITERALLY THE CUTEST #LIL BALL OF SUNSHINE#honestly though. can someone please explain to me how he's so beautiful #or do i have to write a 10 page double spaced mla format paper myself #it's his makeup i swear. also his face and his smile i love him too much #sungjong #fave

#NOOOOOOO!!!! NO! NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO! #sungjong#HE IS OS EVAHSKDNSLSANLSMDLDNSLSND #HOW IS ANYONE ALIVEE #LOOK AT MY BIAS OH MY FOD GE IS SO BEAUTKFUL I LOVD HIMS I MUCH #FAVE  (aka that time when he got purple hair and i just.)

#OH MY GOD IM CRYING #WHAT THE FRICK HE'S SO CUTE#OH MY GOD IM LITERALLY. LIKE WHATEGEKGJOPHTNH HOW DO I EVEN #I'M GONNA CRY LEGIT OH M GOD LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS HOLY FHIKCC #I LOVE HIM SO MUCHCUFDIOJIGRKGEL;#MY BEAN!! MY SMILEY HAPPY BEAN!! #LOOK AT HIS HAIR JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH HIM #HE'S SO CUTE HOLY FRIK  (this one’s actually one of my all time favorites bc he’s literally giggling and running and he looks so adorableE)

y’all get the idea right? that i’m totally heart eyes for sungjong and i love him so much? awesome, hope you enjoyed reading this, and i hope you have a great day

also forgot to tag people: @chickenyeol (bc i know you wanted me to do something tag related) aaaaaaaaaaaaaand anyone else who wants to do it 

#personal #thank you for tagging me #sorry for taking so long

[mattsunflower]

hq tag

Thank you @chxngsey for tagging me!!! This  was fun! <#

Top 3 favourite characters: Oikawa is my Fave. Oh god. I have to pic two more,,,uhhhhhhhhh Iwaizumi. ANNDDDD Tsukishima. (i love bokuto and kuroo and semi sm tho  help)

Favourite team: MY PLANT SONS. SEIIIJOUUU

OTP(s): Iwaoi. FAVE. Followed v v closely by bokuro, kurotsuki, matsuhana, and bokuaka

Favourite brOTPs/friendship groups: I  love kenhina  friendship! I also really like karasuno first years nand matsuhanaiwaoi! ALSO yachi and hinata!

OT3/4/5s: matsuhanaiwaoi, bokuroiwaoi, bokuroteru, bokuakakurotsuki, 

Favourite manager: yachi!!!! she’s so pure and wholesome!!! I  also Love Yukie from fukurodani!

Favourite adult character: I love takeda he’s  so good

Favourite captain: frick this question. HOW DARE YOU!!!! you can’t make me pick  I love them all !!!!!   oikawa 

Favourite setter: OIKAWAWAWAWAWAWA, i also ADORE akaashi

Favourite libero: yamagata!!! he’s such a good

Favourite wing spiker: bokuto and iwaizumi. i literally cannot pick jfc im so bad at this

Favourite middle blocker: Matsukawa

Favourite hairstyle: BOKUTO

Favourite uniform (school uniform or team jersey): nekoma’s white jersey is my FAVE and I like  fukurodani’s school uniform!

Character you think you’re most like: Hinata and Kenma, with a bit of Iwaizzumi in there

Character you would marry: i would die for Iwaizumi Hajime. I’d also marry Bokuto and/or Kuroo

Character you want to be best friends with: Akaashi

Character(s) you think deserved more screentime/more appearances in the manga (explanation is optional): I NEED A BOKUAKA ORIGIN STORY. Also Matsuhana

Character(s) you think deserve(s) more love from the fandom: Daishou for sure. Also pls stop villianizing all of shiratorizawa they are good and pure

Character(s) you would probably defend w/ ur life: oikawa. 

If you had to pick, would you rather–

Be Karasuno’s manager or Nekoma’s manager: this was very difficult. I’m gonna have to pick karasuno though :((((

Sit next to Kenma OR Akaashi in class: i think i have more in common with Kenma, so I’d sit next to him

Be Seijoh’s manager OR Fukurodani’s manager: SEIJOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get to ruffle Kuroo’s hair OR Terushima’s hair: kuroo pls

Be victim to BoKuro’s memeing OR MatsuHana’s memeing OR TanaNoya’s memeing: matsuhana omg

Tie Kunimi’s hair up (2 ponytails) OR throw glitter in Kindaichi’s hair: GLITTER

Work at Shimada Mart OR Sakanoshita Store: Shimada maaaart!

See Kindaichi OR Bokuto OR Tendou with their hair down: BOKUTOOOO

Share a dorm with Ushijima OR Semi: semi! i think he’s  def a messy person and leaves his stuff Everywhere! Like me! We can be slobs together 

Spend a day with Misaki Hana OR Shirofuku Yukie: Yukie!! We’d eat so much food! 

Work on a project with Kyoutani, Yahaba and Watari OR Aone, Futakuchi and Moniwa: my dateko sons

Get sassed by Futakuchi OR Tsukishima: it would be an honour to be sassed by  tsukishima

Spend a day with Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Hanamaki & Matsukawa OR spend a day with Kuroo, Bokuto, Akaashi & Kenma: definitely my seijou kids. I love them with all my heart 

Wear an alien-patterned zip-up hoodie over a shirt that says “I WANT TO BELIEVE” OR wear a dinosaur-patterned zip-up hoodie over a shirt that says “Saltasaurus”: i have  an alien shirt that says that already,  so i guess that one

I’m going to tag @matsinko (even thoughshe literally posted her version before me? heck?), @fxvixen, and @clarityclear

#ask meme #thanks for tagging me!