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stainedstardom · 1 year

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im completely desperate for chad meeks x reader angst where ethan expresses heavy interest in reader

maybe the angst starts at the shrine/richie memorial and theres some cute chad and reader scenes a bit before bro gets stabbed (like reader in chads leatherman and them being all giggly) and after the stabbing scene reader is like CLINGING to that jacket and it just pisses ethan off and he goes on a ramble after revealing himself about how hes better or something and when reader reacts with pure anger and disgust quin stabs her in the arm and ethan targets her heavily afterward in a "if i cant have you no one can" kinda way but reader ends up killing him instead of tara

maybe some fluffy bits afterward where reader and chad realize the others alive and they have a tearful kiss moment but yk chads a lil bit stabbed so its not super long lived lol

you and your chad asks make me so happy and giggly

YOU'RE ALIVE

you didn't know what to do, your boyfriend was dead, he was gone and you had his lettermen on still. it felt wrong to take it off, to act like he didn't exist anymore.

you loved him more then anything , he was everything to you and now he was gone and what were you supposed to do? act like you didn't see him get murdered? act normal and fine? no , no fucking way.

you now stood in the shrine with tara and sam. three people stood in front of you, quinn, ethan and detective bailey. they all looked at you, you clutched onto the lettermen and ethan scoffed

"hes dead y/n, let him go. he died a pussy" quinn said and you turned to the girl

"fuck you quinn, youre a crazy bitch" you stated and ethan spoke up

"shes right y/n, hes not coming back. you know I have always been better then him, I've aways liked you more. trusted you more, cared for you more, I have been right here the whole fucking time and you never even noticed" he yelled and you scoffed

"because i had a fucking boyfriend you psychopath" you told him and he looked at the knife in his hand

"well if i cant have you, no one can" he said and tara grabbed your hand as she led you away. it was all good until he grabbed your ankle and you fell.

"NO FUCK LET ME GO" you yelled trying to move away. he stabbed the knife into your leg and you cried out before you pulled it out of your leg. you twisted in his hold and stabbed him in the eye, you took it out and stabbed him in the ear.'

"now you cant see or hear, and now you're dead" you told him and you stabbed his chest killing him affectively. you stood up limping and sam and tara ran over to you. you all left the building as an ambulance got called

"y/n" you heard and you turned to see chad. he got up and limped to you as he threw his arms around you and he held you.

"holy shit, youre alive" you said into his chest and he nodded. he looked you over and then held you tightly

"i thought i lost you" you cried into his chest

"never, youll never lose me" he stated.

at least you had your boy back.

A/N; i have two other chad works after this

#chad meeks martin #chad meeks martin angst #chad meeks martin x you #chad meeks martin x y/n #chad meeks martin x reader #scream 6 #scream #scream fanfic #mason gooding

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urfavnegronerd · 10 months

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a little rant while im on break at my job

okay i know we're supposed to like ghostflower ships but i... i have some thoughts.

i see the love and lust between those two in into the spiderverse, miles is so giggly around gwen and gwen is slightly less unhinged (you ALL know what im getting at, love her but our good sis gwen is.... *hand motion*) etc. allat good stuff.

but i can't see that happening especially w the events of atsv, like there's definitely room for patching up the relationship but anything romantic between the two would feel forced as fuck i feel like. and maybe that's just me being an intensely passionate empath who likes to act like a nonchalant lil asshole, but still. i LOVE gwen, sony set her up beautifully for an amazing character arc that i'm so excited to see in the next one. HOWEVER, also this could just be me being an annoying little afro latina shit, she's not coming back from opening the collectible, going through miles' sketchbook w/o permission, and the shoes on the bed. that doesn't mean i HATE her i just can't look at her the same.

now a bitch is biased because black love is forever 🔛🔝, but also in the comics and video game miles has a black love interest. there was definitely also THE connection w/ miles and margo (however i'm also kinda in favor of prowlerbyte anyway--), and lil old me in the theatre was loosing it. i think that staying true to the aspect of black love interests is also going to be so important for the community, both comic/video game fans and black fans alike, mainly because of how black men interact with black women. speaking from experience i can't even count how many times i wanted to be the short lil white girl with blue eyes and blonde hair instead of the tall and awkward black girl with the wide nose and corkscrew curls. now here's where i think my personal bias kind of skews my opinion on this, but this franchise has been so important to SO many people. again speaking from experience, when i saw miles in atsv with the EXACT same hair texture as me i almost cried because no one in the history of ever has animated my kind of hair right and miles' hair was right. on top of this i saw so many little black boys practically tripping and falling in anticipation to see this movie in theatres. so i think i favor miles having a relationship with a black girl because this will reach such a new audience and possibly open doors for black men and boys to start treating black somebody and girls with respect. because if these little boys in the theatre see their like, idol for lack of a better word, treating black women and girls with respect i think then there's gonna be an aspect of healing within that.

i'm not really sure how well i'm communicating this, but i don't really think i can fully get behind the ghostflower ship. to me it feels really fucking forced in a way that kinda icks me out, however this is not to say i won't absolutely love the shit out of these two if it happens. in a way, this franchise feels like something the black community needs in several ways. like yeah this shit is pro black but FULLY pro black, not pro-black but anti gay, trans, or whatever the fuck. it shows blackness in a new way, artsy and nerdy but also really fucking cool at the same time and i never fucking got that as a little kid. like i kid you not the other black kids in school would call me a wanna be white girl. and to see someone with similar interests as me just sort of opens the world up??? like i visited my older sister at school in the dmv while wearing a spiderverse hoodie, and people actually wanted to talk to me about it!!! like not ina "oh i like ur sweatshirt ma" type thing like a "omg you like this movie too??" type thing and i just--

yeah i def strayed from the topic, but i hope our baby does get his lil black girl (or his lil gwen, from a big sisters perspective i don't hate her as a prospective partner i just think that there would need to be a clear breakdown in the difference of cultures. for example i was taught that anytime you meet anyone formally (like a parent or something) you shake their hand and or go in for a hug and kiss BOTH cheeks and talk about their home their clothes or whatever) but for like the sake of authenticity (sorry to be that asshole but come ON) but like.... flowerbyte 🥰🥰

did this make sense i feel like i word vomited like a bitch, idk maybe i'm projecting my personal shit into a franchise i really like

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ticklish-n-stuff · 8 months

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How the Phantom Thieves react to you telling them you like being tickled

NO IM NOT ADDING KASUMI CAUSE I DIDNT PLAY ROYAL

And no Morgana cause... no???

Anyways

Joker/Akira/Ren:

Personally I loved it in the anime when Ryuji would call him RenRen so I call him Ren uwu

A silent but deathly ler. My boy doesn't even have to tease verbally, his fingers do all the talking

Definitely loves to sneak up and tickle you, being so smug he probably goes "all-out attack!" while tickling you to pieces

Threatens to tell the others about this new info (they were all eavesdroping and already know LMAO)

Very confident in his tickling skills, he just KNOWS how to get you all JAJDKAJFKSJFKJS

Ryuji Sakamoto:

Gurl you better run, cause he wasn't in the track team for nothing

Absolutely LOVES to chase you around. Making you feel like you're in the clear before WHAM! pouncing on you!

Type of ler to laugh along with you

Can sometimes take it a bit overboard but dw, he'll take you out for snacks afterwards :3

An Takamaki:

"Ohh really? That's interesting... So I can just tickle you whenever?~"

Lahfkshdkshdkshdkahdkahdj

I mean you technically cant say no

She loves keeping you on your toes, getting you when you least expect it

She and Ryuji make an AWFULLY POWERFUL tickle monster duo

Yusuke Kitagawa:

He'd probably be like ???? Why are you telling me this???

And not like in a judgemental way. Like my boy's childhood was ROUGH so he literally doesn't understand or get the appeal until you eventually show him the wonders of tickling and it becomes a regular occurence for you two

Doesn't understand why you get so flustered at the mention of tickles

But like with time he starts to reassure you over it if that makes sense

Makoto Niijima:

She may appear all tough and kewl but no no no if anything she becomes more flustered than you

Very awkward ler its painful

Please help her, she can't tickle someone to save her life/j

Naww but fr with being so uptight all the time she def doesnt have much experience with tickling

But once you let her tickle you, she finds it calming and relaxing.

Very soft and gentle tickles to get you all giggly~

Futaba Sakura:

Cue evil lil gremlin look

Gonna hold that against you for the rest of eternity

First one to blab about it to the other members (knowing that youre fine with it ofc)

She's that dirtbag that will randomly say the word tickle or poke you just to get under your skin

Haru Okumura:

Bro ever since I started playing pjsk I keep calling her Haruka like IM SO SORRY-

Anyways literally the sweetest ler you'll ever meet

Always asks if she can tickle you

If she sees you're upset, she'll ask if she can cheer you up with tickles

Always asks how you're holding up to make sure you're comfortable, which makes it more flustering how caring she is??

Goro Akechi:

Now the whole reason I wanted to write this huahahaha

Listen in my heart, Akechi will ALWAYS be a Phantom Thieve. I'll defend his ass 'till my last breath

He's kinda like Yusuke cause, y'know...

Doesn't quite understand it but still finds it kind of adorable

Although this bitch is not afraid to test out that new knowledge, claiming that its for research as you squeal and wriggle under his tickly fingers

He is either the sweetest ler or the most sadistic mf, there's no in-between

And he's so teasy to a fault its criminal! Its his most lethal weapon

Learns the hard way what a ler mood is so you better watch your back whenever he gets one

#persona 5 #persona 5 tickle #persona 5 tickle hcs #tickle hcs

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youcancallmenoob · 1 year

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GET TO KNOW THE MUN.

what’s your phone wallpaper : Lock screen is old pic of my bf and home screen is a shared dino pic with my husband xd last song you listened to : Lament of the Orphanmaker Chase Noseworthy. So i can daydream my own storiessss

currently reading :Im not reading... but i know last thing i did read was a dbd clown fanfic...smut...

last movie : The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse (i cried like whole thing) last show : FUGGET ABOUT IT (idk why i like that familyguy clone)

what are you wearing right now : MY NEW SPORT DRESS! black dress that has shorts and sport bra build in it. also pockets. its my love of comfy

how tall are you? : 160cm 5.2???? i thinkkkkk- i might be fking wrong piercings / tattoos? : Ears 4. Nose. tongue. nips. / small vulpix on my arm. Dead rabbit with snake and birds on my tigh. Big artistic pic of like. changing killing the past mistakes....blablabla...love it glasses? contacts? : NON i am not like u heathens (jk. u know the joke of "god mafe u perfect dont change it. THEN WHY THE F U WEAR CLASSES IF U PERF) last thing you ate? : EGGS. Fried salted eggs.

favorite color(s): Dark green. My hair is green. All has to be green current obsession : DBD Clown (didnt even need to type that one thanx) And Tmnt 2003 Hun

any pets : Staffordshire Bull Terrier! He is a lil fancy baby boy. old bby boy. do you have a crush right now?: I have problem of keeping ppl as friends so yes XD small. favorite fictional character: absolute fav....safe place. my first baby man. TF2 medic. last place you traveled : Local store... for alchol....i dont travel. one longer was month ago to dif city to see my bf.

Tagged by: @lettherebemonsters (i goed little giggly bitch mode someone fking members me)

Tagging: @aphrxxxdite @archiarthur @butchtrait (no i havent forgotten about u im just. doing non pirate shit)

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wooahaes · 2 years

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like anon said, nothing that happened was your fault. it’s never okay to do that, and you aren’t to blame in any way. i hope someday you can see someone who you can talk to and will actually help, but just know that you can talk to me if you ever want to ☺️

also YES about non sexual intimacy. i can’t explain how good it feels to read about characters bathing together just to be in each other’s presence. you have no idea how soft that stuff makes me. and where they’re just lying in bed without any clothes on, not for sexual reasons, but just to feel the other’s warmth and skin?? i’m passed out on the floor by then 🤧

anyways, take care!!!

thanks hon <3 it'll probably be a long time until i fully believe that myself. i'll keep that in mind.

(also i'm not going to answer anymore asks abt my trauma rn. if they get sent in, either they'll be left unanswered or they'll get deleted. i appreciate the kindness a lot though <3)

(also warning for nsfw topics getting discussed here???)

literally... the intimacy of just sharing a space together is... chefs kiss. skin to skin contact is so good. like i said, the sexual intimacy is cool and all but sometimes a bitch (me) is yearning to just be held.

honestly i wouldnt mind like... less "sexy" sexual stuff too if tht makes sense? like haha yeah kinky shit whatever but i think smut of two dorks just being in love and having fun w it is cute too. literally give me some losers just having giggly loving sex and being in love w each other.

ok nsfw (not explicit rly??? theres one joke in the snippit i shared) but. this is an excuse to pull up my own stupid writing (between two ocs).

context: they had planned for some kinkier shit (blindfolding, handcuffs, some degradation + some praise, some play w toys), one of them safewords bc theres overstim that she can't handle that night, and it devolves into just. two idiots in love boning.

She laughed a little at the notion. "Loser," she reached up, finding his shoulders and gently pulling him forward. "Take this off. I wanna see you."

Icarus reached forward, gently undoing the tie from around her head, and tossing it aside. She blinked a few times as her eyes grew adjusted to the dim light, and then she smiled at him.

"Hi."

He smiled at her, "Hi."

"You come here often?" She giggled, reaching up to run a hand through his hair.

"No," he hummed, "but you will."

She gently smacked his shoulder. "That was awful." Ophelia ran her thumb across the apple of his cheek, smiling at him, "I'm sorry I ruined your scene." When he was at a loss for words, she leaned up to press another kiss against his lips. "You can move, if you want."

just. idk. theyre soft and i think abt this lil thing i wrote sometimes. its oldish and not good but idk i like them being in love. it just feels hard to find stuff where it feels like love and not just lust. i think livvie's writing is the only thing thats hit that sweet spot for me, but admittedly i avoid any smut that has 0 warnings on it or any smut with choking/hair pulling warnings which is......... idk more common than u would think. nothing wrong w pure lust stuff, but idk im a domestic bitch who likes the idea of sex being intimate personally lmao thats just me tho !! <3

also icarus is not his real first name. its cameron. he just goes by icarus more often bc hes a loser who went 'it sounds cooler' lmao (it IS his middle name tho bc his mom was like... artsy as fuck) ive had this oc since i was like 13 and i still love his stupid ass.

#wooahaes.ask #maijunejuly #uhh god idk i should make a tag for when i talk abt stuff that isnt super sfw just for filtering reasons

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ghostboymichael · 2 years

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rodrick heffley: he/they, bisexual, cis (?) acts like he doesn’t care about labels but internally he’s a NEED LABEL NOW OR DIE sort of guy. he feels pretty settled in his identity though but he did have a gender crisis that mainly just simmers on the back burner now. probably wears skirts sometimes when he’s in the mood, his aesthetic is Aggressively Band Emo- ripped jeans and dumb shit joke tshirts are his vibe. chains? yeah, better stock up bitch. belts? you bet. he loves painting his nails (black) and he also paints greg’s (blue) (and rowley’s [pink], and ben’s [yellow and red, which rodrick said looked like ketchup and mustard. ben stuck his tongue out at him, but he was right], and it becomes a whole damn thing that he complains about but actually enjoys a lot). he’s the one who realises that his lil bro is actually an Egg and donates many skirts and some money to the cause of cracking him. his skirts really aren’t greg’s style though but greg doesn’t want to hurt his feelings (they also dont really fit, but rodrick insists that “safety pins are hot, trust me”. greg does not.) he probably has dyslexia and adhd, undiagnosed, is attempting to raw dog life. it’s not going the best. he’s the epitome of angry angsty songs filled with self hatred and yet also hatred of everyone else so just hatred in general, but then they’re also quiet and calm and pretty, and then EXPLOSION and chaos, it really depends on like the positioning of the moon and pluto and whether walmart’s open for fucks sake he’s so random, and then when someone listens to the song he just “oh haha im just being dramatic dw dw” and then cries. he’s very much the sort of person to bluff about how great he thinks he is and how he’s not scared of his parents knowing about various things he’s actually terrified of mentioning (although susan would accept him literally no matter what, and frank may take some time but he’d eventually come around with some Gentle Pressure from his wife [read: threats that he needs to love his kids no matter what or she’ll end him] and frankly [haha name pun funny] he’s not actually that bad, and a lot of it’s due to toxic masculinity and the way he was raised, so it takes time to unlearn that but he is actually very accepting of his kids [not manny though he’s a shit bag])

greg heffley: he/him maybe, not cis at all, maybe nonbinary, bigender? likes girls (and hasn’t really thought about boys much but he ???????? confusion spawns at the thought), absolutely adores wearing skirts and dresses and shit but in the most middle school way (aka really cute skirt or whatever and then just,,, the scruffiest sneakers with mud all over them and a polo shirt). he’s not really a makeup person but wouldn’t mind learning how to do it properly

manny heffley: insane. an arsonist. should be in jail. does not deserve a gender or pronouns.

rowley jefferson: they/he or he/him, she?? maybe so maybe not, but he hasn’t really thought of it that much. gay?? again, hasn’t thought about labels- his whole vibe is just existing and not realising that there’s anything unusual about his life experiences and how he feels gender and attraction. he literally just goes with the flow and would be extremely surprised to find out that there’s words for this stuff. he’s also emotionally wise and simple about how he feels- bad, good, happy, sad, angry, content. he doesn’t feel the need to complicate things. he’s been raised to love and accept himself and that’s what he always does. probably had a crush on greg at some point, demiromantic/sexual, generally not focused on crushes or dating like greg is, and also incidentally the purest kindest lil bitch on this earth. we all protect him. would wear any clothes that make him happy, as is his god given right. likes flowy skirts and chaotically patterned t-shirts, and likes primary colours but also pink.

ben segal: the bestest boy. presents super punk and is the softest kindest dumbest man alive. an absolute giggly doofus. has anxiety, is trans, he/him. gay. suffered from depression, especially during difficult time with his parents and whether they’d accept him (they did eventually, it just took some time for them to understand, but they really try). he and rodrick (his boyfriend) are the ones who take greg to the mall and attempt to introduce him to the world of clothes that are not polos and beige pants or jeans. they’re semi successful and leave with some kickass outfits. ben actually likes to write songs as well, although rodrick is the main writer for the band, and his songs tend to be sort of soft and sad and wistful (and then there’s random ones that are just Chaos, in the way that loded diper itself is utter chaos). he’s got a bunch of piercings and also a jacket that is literally held together by pins, he likes dying his hair and is really good with kids.

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svnaslove · 3 years

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getting high with hq boys

𝐬𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐬 ; just stoner! haikyuu character heacanons and how they get when they’re high w you

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ; recreational marijuana use, suggestive themes

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ; atsumu miya, suna rintarō, tendou satori, sugawara koshi [all separate]

yeah i can totally see atsumu being a stoner, i can’t help it, it just comes naturally

a bong bitch, he hates bowls and blunts for some reason

if you’re going to have a sesh with him BUCKLE UP

gets kinda whiny when he’s high and an EXTREME case of the munchies

will eat three times his weight

will take both indica and sativa but prefers indica

gets !! so !! fucking !! touchy !!

if you’re his s/o it’s probably fine

but if you’re not, you’re probably gonna end up having a crush on him because he’s so extra flirty and touchy when he’s high

“you’re prettyyyy”

“can i give you a kiiiiiss”

“y/n do you think im prettyyy?”

you’re only encouraged by his flirtyness and end up flirting back without thinking about it

“i think you’re really pretty too ‘tsum”

*GASP*

“YOU DO?”

-atsumu miya 2020

as i said, super touchy

but not in a pervy way, like he feels touch starved out of nowhere when he’s high

plays with your hands, hugs you, kneads your thighs, kisses your cheeks, throws himself on your lap and lays his head there and you just play with his hair

will be all dazed out and all of the sudden look up at you from your lap and goes “boobs are so pretty and soft :)” “can i touch your boobies :) <3″

even though he’s high he’s still respectful so if you say no he’ll be fine and it won’t be weird or anything, you two just laugh it off and he’ll let you touch his “boobies”

in the end and in summary,

this can go two ways

you guys either end up wholesomely hugging/cuddling and giggling to each other

you two end up fucking on the coach

resident stoner, but you wouldn’t really be able to guess it

prefers the smoke so doesn’t really want edibles

really good with the smoke tricks

dOES THE MOST PERFECT RING EVER???

his french inhale is fucking sexy

honestly really fun and chill to have a sesh with

prefers indica

also prefers either a blunt or a dab pen, mostly the pen doesn’t like doing all the extra stuff, lazy mf

he might ask you to roll his blunt for him and it’s not because he doesn’t know how because you have seen him do it before

SO GOOD AT ROLLING LIKE WTF DO IT YOURSELF

and so quick at it too like, you’re so good at it, you don’t need me??

you were his apprentice at rolling at one point 😌

✨sensei suna✨

says the weird shit

“if i try to fail and i succeed, which one did i do?”

“why do your feet smell but your nose runs?”

you’re just as greened out as he is you’re like

“wooooooaaaaahhh riiiiiinnnnnnnnn”

in you head you’re like “omfg this guy is einstein, suna for president.”

you convinced yourself by accident once that he was, in fact, einstein and you were asking him how to make an atomic bomb

he was going with it too like, “yuh knoo, i just, got to the neighbors house and i ask him if he’s seen adam ( yes, in the context of fucking adam, instead of ATOM) and he’s like “yeah man i saw adam over at the grocery store, he was buying apples,” and i was like “yeahh an apple a day keeps the doctor away” and my neighbor was like “yeahhh” and then i went to the apple isle in the grocery store and there was adam and i was like “did you study yet adam” and he said nah so i was like “oh, well ig you should since theres a test tomorrow” and he’s like “i’ll be fine” and then comes tomorrow and he’s like, “suna, i bombed the test.” and that’s how it happens

you’re like

“wooooooaaaaahhhh riiiiinnnnnnnn”

you saw that whole story? yeah, he can make up random ass stories like those on the spot and go on forever

but he might fall asleep midway sometimes like a grandpa

would rather stay home and just talk with you while wrapped up in blankets

does get really thirsty, so have plenty of extra water for him <3

HE IS SO FUN TO GET HIGH WITH

says the weird shit like suna does and again,

“wooooooaaaaahhhhhh saaatttooooriiiiiii”

HE’S JUST SO FUN??

probably ends up with you two going on a trip somewhere

but if not still makes it super fun

rents a bouncy house ??

where did he know to rent a bouncy house ??

and how did he get it shipped over to you two so quickly ??

sativa boyo

probably climbed the roof together at least once

you end up laughing so hard with him that your guts feel like they’re going to spill out

walks in from going to the bathroom and he’s like

“y/n”

with a deadpan face

“it feels so weird to pee when you’re greened out”

looks like he’s legitimately scared

“woah does it really?” you reach over to chug a bunch of water to be able to pee soon

“nO DON’T DO THAT, IT WAS SCARY, IT FELT LIKE A SPACE SHIP WAS COMING OUT OF MY DICK”

“huh ? 🧍‍♀️”

and then you both start laughing so hard that your eyes hurt from all of the crying

and then you have to pee and he’s outside of the door, “i’ll save you if you need my help, okay?”

when you start peeing you’re like

“DLJFDLKSFJSDKF TENDOU THERE’S A SPACE SHIP”

the most wholesome and head in the clouds experience ever when you’re getting high with suga

it’s like heaven

that is, if there are no interruptions

doesn’t really care between indica or sativa

but he does like getting new stuff to try out like different types of kush or dab pens

he’s a literal “i’ll take anything” type of guy

kinda giggly when he’s high, it’s really cute

he knows how to braid ??

if you have long hair he’ll be like “y/nn can i braid your hair 🥺”

you guys made a freaking fort once ??😭

and it was surprisingly HELLA good

you two usually either talk about really deep stuff and it gets spiritual sometimes like you start talking about stars and god and souls

or you guys will end giggling at each other or end up watching disney movies

you tried to put on that’s so raven one time and he thought hE could do what raven could and see into the future and it was HILARIOUS

he kept stopping and looking into nothing really intensely and then telling you that he just saw the future

likes to lay on your lap too

he says you smell good and your thighs are really comfy

one time he liCKED YOUR THIGHS??

like a lil kitten lick 😭

he said your thighs told him to do it

ended up eating you out.

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vancilocs · 3 years

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Ive got a headache so im not gonna read every single option presented so top half for fuckerswoods wolf vampire hunter polycule aaand neja and yecal (or dana and hecca if neja and tecal have been answered for this already)

have a paracetamol and a lay down xx

1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out

If anyone gets into trouble it's Kältre, but the others keep him so well in check that if he's even thinking of sneaking into the forest during new moon Soren will either go along or pull him back by the hood

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes

Nanoha would send pictures of piles of cats cuddling and just go that's us!

3. Who's the one who listens to a music genre the other doesn't like and how does the other react

They all play well together, nobody hates the music the other listens to

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competetive to show the other more love

Everyone is very spoiled with four pairs of hands on them, nobody gets left out so it doesn't become a competition

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them

Given how open their relationship was in the beginning nobody really considered marriage, and now it would just be such a hassle with five people

6. Is their friends/family supportive

It's... a little weird to them but hey, everyone's happy and the relationship works so why not. If anything, Soren's family is weirded out by him shacking up with a vampire and Striga's parents being likewise mistrustful of a werewolf

7. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying

In wildly different ways, ranging from Kältre arming himself to kill a bitch and Nanoha starting to make soup. Virve and Striga are the types to hug or hold hands if allowed and ask what's wrong, Soren is the type to just hug. One of the five starts crying and there's a swarm of comfort around immediately

8. Which one dissociates

Striga and Soren tend to during new moon/full moon respectively, best to just leave them to lay in bed for the day bc their energy is at 0

9. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them

Nanoha and Striga are a bit flustered, Virve and Kältre like it, Soren is indifferent. All do look at butts tho

10. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?

It's an old hunting hut that was converted to a living space by Virve's family when she moved in with Kältre, it's kinda small for five people but it's cozy, it's warm, it's pretty cluttered and one of the corners has been turned into a mattress/pillow/blanket/fur pile that fits all five

11. What do their dates look like

Walks in the forest, grabbing some food and walking to a meadow or stream to eat, going for a swim, going to the nearby village for a drink, staying home when the three others are gone and enjoying peace and quiet for a while

12. How does each act when getting drunk

Kältre gets loud and clumsy, Soren gets sleepy and cuddly, Virve also kinda loud but less so than Kältre, Nanoha gets giggly and sloppy and has to be looked after, Striga barely drinks because it hits her so hard, she gets emotional and very clumsy

13. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give them a kiss

Striga and Nanoha give kisses but don't wake the others up, Virve will wake them up if it's almost noon and it's time to get your butt out of bed

14. Have they saved each other's lives before

Striga is fairly sure she would have made it out of the blizzard during new moon if by just huddling under a rock, but Soren finding her and bringing her to a warm spot didn't do any harm for sure

15. Does one have an interest the other thinks is weird but wants to listen to it regardless

Not really, whatever little crafts they do is something the others are always interested in and willing to hear about

16. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images

Virve and Kältre, and Nanoha uses one by mistake and Kältre informs her that it's from a hentai and she goes and how did you know that you wee cunting man

17. Does one of them kinkshame the other

Nanoha thinks Virve and Kältre have too much interest in Soren's werewolf and Striga's full vampire forms

18. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them

Not really, Striga is a lil ashamed about her cold hands and feet sometimes but it's fine to the others, put on some woolly socks and put your hand on Virve's tiddy, it's soft and warm

19. What kinda joyrides do they go on? Relaxing ones or wild ones?

Soren agrees one time to let Kältre sit on his back and come along to a proper werewolf hike, very very wild ride

20. Where would they vacation for a honeymoon

No time for vacations, the grind never stops --------------

21. Do people ever get annoyed of their PDA

Honestly sometimes yeah, hands off his tiddies for once woman

22. Would they live in the city of the country

They live in the city, Neja grew up in a city too so it's comfortable for her

23. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope

Not really? I can believe Yecal having some kind of PTSD from some events but nothing very severe. Neja will cuddle and pet feathers if needed

24. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there

General tender spots for Neja are the sides, inner thighs, neck, nothing unusual

25. Do they dance together

Neither really knows how to dance but it doesn't stop them

26. Do they sing together

Ditto, it's not super pretty but they have fun

27. Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners

They are both alright at cooking, Neja makes some mean spicy noodles and Yecal some proper sauce, if one is running late from work then the other can have food ready just fine

28. Are they a reckless couple or safe

They began as very reckless but have toned it down a lot for each other

29. What be they kinks and do they try each other's kinks

Yecal gets pegged

30. What would their Valentine's gifts be to each other

Neja with a ribbon on her boobs (maybe some wine if she wants to splurge, some candy), she enjoys flowers and candy and wine herself

31. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up

Not often, if anything it's small arguments about money of if Yecal tried to fix something he doesn't know how to and made a mess when Neja was gone. They make up with kisses and hugs every time though, nobody stays mad for long

32. Which one's top, bottom, verse

They switch flawlessly, sometimes a small girl wants to be small girl and sometimes she wants to ram her husband into the mattress yanno

33. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them

Yecal will defend Neja in anything, she needs to be held back also because she do be smol

34. Which one has a favorite movie that they have the other watch with them again and again

If either then Neja

35. Do they want kids

Nah, neither dislikes them but they don't want any of their own. They struggle keeping a houseplant alive so no way they would have a kid

#striga: this is the skin of a killer virve #virve: hawt #long oc thing #listen when you're a pastel princess clocking at 5ft and 100lbs it's hard to take your anger seriously #then she will bite

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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Do Howdy and Barnaby ever get together in your human au 🥺🥺

of course they do, who do you think i am

oh BOY do i have things to say about human!Laughingstock! im so unwell about them allow me to talk and talk and talk and ta-

so in this au they're like... the ultimate slowburn. their feelings for each other slowly simmer and grow over the course of *checks nonexistent watch* a lil over a decade i think. it's not very dramatic - just soft & silly w/ just a heap of pining and a pinch of angst for Flavor

it starts when they were teens - Howdy had a lil crush on Barnaby in middle school. and how could he not? Barnaby was cute, hilarious, and kind. at this point, they weren't friends! Barnaby knew Howdy's name, but only because they'd shared a school since elementary (as with 6/7 of the other neighbors) & speaking from experience, you just Know Those Names. Howdy slowly "grew out of" this crush, especially when the friend group started forming and he & Barnaby became actual friends.

that crush would fluctuate over the years. It starts out strong and then softens into just this hum in the back of Howdy's mind. always there, often easy to ignore, just... part of him, in a way.

Barnaby has a similar experience. when he and Howdy became friends, he got a lil crush - how could he not? Howdy was cute, laughed at all of his jokes and had a few of his own, and was endearingly eccentric. but at the time, Barnaby didn't recognize the crush for what it was. so he elected to ignore it until the crush dwindled to something easily manageable, something he wouldn't realize is still there. as with Howdy's, it'd never fully go away

and its noticeable enough to their friends that they'd all kinda side-eye how touchy Howdy & Barnaby are with each other (Barnaby is a physical guy, but damn. if Howdy is nearby they Will find a way to be touching at all times), the way they always laugh at each others jokes, the way they always ask "where's [x] / is [x] coming with" whenever the other is absent. but the group couldn't be sure if they were looking into it or not. it's too subtle. over time they get so used to it that they don't bat an eye - Howdy is Barnaby's best friend after Wally. of course they're close!

but then there's this one college party Howdy drags Barnaby to (and by extension, Wally). they're drunk off their asses, Wally's edible has kicked in, the party is pretty chill and everyone is having a decent time. all three of them are on the couch, and Barnaby and Howdy start drunk-complimenting each other. naturally, this feeds their mutual attraction, and one thing leads to another! they make out on the couch. naturally with Wally sandwiched between them, snacking on chips and committing the moment to memory (it's a surprise tool that'll help them later!) neither Barnaby nor Howdy will remember this

now, something i'd like to state for Barnaby in this au! he has had a lot of relationships - from one night stands to actually dating someone for months. sometimes the one night stands were a "he takes someone home after a date, & they leave while he's sleeping and ghost him" situation. with actual dating, the other person always breaks things off after a few weeks, if not days. it breaks Barnaby's heart a little bit every time. to the point where in his mid-20s, he just... stops dating. he avoids other people's advancements towards him, he always takes a friend with him to bars/etc as a buffer, he becomes an expert at gracefully turning people down

("why, pray tell" no one asks "do they always leave him? he's such a catch!" that he is! when he was in school, it was his friend group. he'd try to introduce his 'girlfriend' to his friends, and it'd be an immediate "eugh, you're friends with those freaks? no way!" as an adult, people found it off-putting how (by societal standards) unusually close he was with Wally. also, again, a "weird" friend group. they'd think it's too much, or just not their scene, or 'why don't you date your little blue haired boyfriend', etc. Barnaby never holds it against Wally or his friends. he has the mindset of if that person was the one, they would accept every part of Barnaby - and his friends are indeed part of him. Howdy has also dated around a little, but to a much lesser extent. he's too busy! he doesn't have time for that!)

but the ball really starts rolling in their late 20s. something the group does together - as a fun lil rare hobby - is LARPing. they get really into it! Sally made them all custom costumes, Julie helped make the weapons (like a giant sword for herself), etc etc. they fully commit to the bit (even Frank <3). so at this event's point in the timeline, Eddie is fully integrated into the clique, but that's unimportant - just to show where we are!

so they're all doing their thing, it's a pretty big LARP event - there's always way more people than our dear neighbors, yk. they're just part of the crowd! & there's a big battle hosted, the group is split between teams, but Barnaby & Howdy are on the same side! yay! during the battle, Barnaby is "mortally wounded." Howdy half-drags him away from the main battle under the cover of their teammates (including Eddie and Julie) and sits him down by the tree. now, Howdy & Barnaby are the ones who get into the roleplay the most. they get lost in the sauce! they perform the hell out of everything they do!

& since Barnaby is "dying", he really acts like it. Howdy acts accordingly, but again, they get a little too emotional, a little too into it, a little lost in the sauce. genuine tears are in their eyes, Howdy's voice is genuinely shaking a little as he holds Barnaby in his "dying moments" (Barnaby is holding the sword between his arm and his side. he has ketchup on his armor.) Eddie and Julie are getting choked up just watching this happen. and as Howdy & Barnaby look into each others' tear-filled eyes, those little feelings that have been so quiet for so long come right back babey! full force! but then they all get hit with "arrows" and have to die right there and then, and the moments over. but! both Barnaby & Howdy walk away from this LARP session grappling with Partially Realized Feelings.

Barnaby struggles with this the most, since yk at this point he's sworn off dating. he's being careful with his heart! but when he tells Wally all of this, cause he tells Wally everything, Wally's like "oh. yes, i know! remember that one college party where you two kissed for an hour". and then he goes on to point out every instance where he's thought "right, Howdy and Barnaby are in love" (bc Wally is way more observant than he lets on! he saw that shit! his peepers were peepin!)

BUT IT'S STILL A SLOW BURN BABEY!

Barnaby and Howdy don't approach each other about this. they're both in the boat of "well, i'll just keep going and see what happens" to the point where they're practically dating without ever saying anything to each other. Howdy notices how Barnaby lingers around the store more. Barnaby notices how Howdy keeps turning up at his work to talk more. (they already chat so much...) but they still! dont! say! anything! but they both Know! they're not emotionally circling each other they are Dancing to their Own Music!

and Barnaby is letting himself believe that this can work because, well... Howdy already accepts him as he is. Howdy is part of the group. Howdy loves Wally just like the rest of em. Howdy has seen Barnaby at his (presumed) worst and didn't even flinch! as for Howdy, well, he just thinks this is right! his whole life no one has really caught his eyes or heart, but Barnaby is different. he's always been in Howdy's peripherals. it feels natural to love him so deeply. Barnaby slots into his life like the final piece of a puzzle!

there's a lot of stuff that happens in this inbetween state - Howdy's store burns down & almost takes him with it, there's some family drama that needs to be handled, The Crash happens, etc etc etc - so it's a while before they "actually" get together. but they're both patient! they've waited this long, even if they didn't know they were waiting. neither of them are in a rush. they're young. they have time.

#oughhhhhh so normal about them sooooo so normal (lying)#'do you know how they get together' yes. obviously. its not dramatic or a big thing or anything #they're just at a function together - maybe there's a little late evening art show in town that wally is participating in #or an afterparty for one of sallys successful plays #but in my mind barnaby and howdy are ofc sitting together off to the side #Flirting. yk how it is. barnaby's like 'hey can i practice some pickup lines ;)' & ofc howdy agrees yk yk #they're all terrible btw. howdy laughs at every single one. barnaby is on an emotional high. the rizz is strong w this one #one thing leads to another - barnaby says a terrible line essentially asking if howdy wants to ~come home with him~#but like. howdy agrees. and immediately the tone between them goes from lighthearted & joking to dead serious & tense #everything between them has gone unspoken until now but Now Theyre Saying It #suffice to say they leave the party early! they're giddy giggly lil bitches about it - acting like teens sneaking out yk yk #GOD THEY'RE SO FUCKING AGHHHHHH THROWING THEM FULL STRENGTH INTO A WOODCHIPPER #sorry. sorry. im calm now. thats a lie. i will proceed to explode #but anyway anyway #so that was a whole thing & basically long story short Barnaby has the morning of his dreams #Howdy makes him and Wally pancakes and they all have a nice quiet breakfast together. The Domesticity🤌#im gonna go shove my head in a blender now. excuse me #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #gonna leave that as the tag #but yeah their story is just! slow! its a soft descent!#meanwhile frank & eddie are stumbling through their feelings like newborn fawns #but yeah and howdy & barnaby continue to take their time #its a while before barnaby is like 'hey wanna move in with us?'#howdy '....yeah sure'#and Boom! Howdy moves in!#and they actually get married a while later without anyone but wally knowing. they do it for tax reasons initially.#since they're not ready to be Married married but! they! want! the! benefits!#they keep their own last names and dont have rings bc again! theyre not ready for that yet!#FUCK IM OUTTA TAGS I HAD MORE TO SAY! TUMBLR INCREASE YOUR TAG COUNT! AGH

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bebaexoexo · 4 years

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Shit Oh Sehun did only in the first half of 2019

because I gave up and this list is way too long already why is this boy such a mess also it's not basically 2021

His team in exo arcade kept losing so he sulked (baby had to be comforted by his hyungs)

Refused to wear potective gear and made his hyungs worry

Acted cute as a punishment for losing exo arcade

Billboard master sehun

Somehow convinced ksoo to wear a cute birthday hat

Boyfriend insta live with ksoo on his birthday

Red suit at smtown wow

EXO LADDER ANTICS (@exo2018subs youre doin great things for the fandom uwu)

"There are no cameras here... are there cameras here?" Says in a room full of cameras

Jongdae "shrimp fishing"

Sehun "sehun fishing?"

Cuddles his giant self on baekhyuns tiny shoulders

LA Vacation time with suho

Kai KNEADING sehuns knee on tv

ROUGEFASHIONBOOK

PCY "Sehun-ah"

Sehun "whose this?"

Convinces the members to take a punishment because he just wants them to

Members "why should we?"

Sehun "because youre my members"

Sehuns laugh

Chanyeol gave up his solo stage because he wanted to perform 'we young' w/ hunnie

Ksoo wants to travel with hunnie more ahhh

"Ive told exo-ls this before, 'i hope that you all will find what you want', and that's what I wanted to say to the hyungs too"

MADAME FIGARO

Constant insta lives of him being VIVIs dad

Sehun throughout Coffee friends 'i love this, i like this, this is nice yea i like thi-'

Vivi *ignoring him in every livestream*

Sehun 'oh wow so handsome. Guys vivi is so great look at him'

Sehun *finally joins the ladder*

The rest of exo *standing ovation*

Sehun *sees his hyungs* *rolls on the ground*

'I like it fairy' on Coffee friends

Ate half the tangerines he was supposed to peel on Coffee friends

Couldnt understand why everyone wanted a big fancy room to themselves as a reward on Exo ladder

Won the biggest fanciest room for himself

Desperarely begged members to sleep with him, too scared to sleep by himself

'Anyone who wants to sleep with me has to jump in the water'

'Ksoo hyung if you jump into the water you can have my bed'

'Ah im going crazy x1000'

'Guys im really scared. Are you sleeping on your own? Can you do it?'

'Okay rock paper scissors and the winner sleeps with me'

'IM GOING HOME THEN'

Finally suho gave in coz he felt bad for his little baby. i cant hes too much

Used pool water to tidy his hair, baekhyun 'wahh a real man'

'I have a feeling ill win 300 000won, I know it, everyone watch me I just know wow'... wins the least amount of food allowance

Pretend to know all about deers at a deer farm but then started screaming and running away scared as soon as they got close

Members kept stealing his answers in capture the moment so he just melted into the sofa, stomping his foot, screaming at the camera. RIP Hint Fairy

After begging someone to sleep with him...

Sehun @ Suho: 'I'm sorry but dont touch me or I'm sending you to the floor' *play fighting* 'ah fuck it I love you'

'I suddenly want to become a fish"

Suho 'whales are so smart...they have IQ of about 60-90... very similar to Sehun I think' *que Sehun pulling faces and making noises at the whales*

Bet all his allowance in order to get wanton noodles -> lost, and then bet 2 wishes (pds make him do whatever) and lost twice more... left with nothing

Starts drinking from bath pools just because they're called wine and beer

Okay but Sehun just being an actual child playing the pools in exo ladder and laughing and messing around just warmed my heart so much

Pranked poor leader Suho by constantly putting shampoo in his hair while he was showering. Suho ended up trying to wash it out for half an hour like 'why wont the shampoo stop!?'

When the activity and healing team split on the last day of Exo ladder... 'even without Chanyeol and Jondae theres not much of a difference' LOL

Kai 'sit down and cook the food'

Sehun 'you know I have a standing up illness'

Kai 'attention seeking illness?'

Sehun 'yes'

Suho delivering a very deep and emotional reflection, Sehun falls asleep

LADDER

Sehuns charming points according to xiumin 'tall, handsome and cute'

New nickname 'Chip' aka little baby teacup

Giggly cute reuinion with Mina @ seoul fashion week

Brought his most expensive champagne for xiumins housewarming

Starts appreciating cooks after 25 years of life just because he made tteokbokki one time

Another insta V Live with VIVI or just... Vi coz half of vivis fluff was shaved off

Went to support JD for his solo with ksoo hyung

Recommended Peter Pan to Exo-L's for their 7th anniversary

Spends ages looking at sunglasses and posing in a shop but leaves with a lollipop

Q: 'Whats Exo-L to Exo?'

Sehun: 'if y0u kNoW iT alr3Ady tHen why'Re you asKinG'

According to Chen, Sehun is the driving force of Exo uwu

Won 'overseas male artist' @ the weibo awards

Omg but Ohsehunbars birthday project for sehun. A party at an aquarium WITH MERMAIDS

Sehun:

EXO-L:

Coex artium for sehuns birthday: (눈_눈)

Solo choki performance at dne's concerts

Topped "April 2019 Netizens Favourite Magazine Cover" hosted by Weibo for his Cosmopolitan China cover

SHIRTLESS SEHUN IN THE HAWAII PHOTOBOOK

Okay but OT9 being together on Xiuweet time did something to my heart

When asked to say something to xiumin as a goodbye 'I have a soft heart so I'll probably cry too'

Sehun cracking jokes and being a strong little brother for a stadium full of sobbing fans and hyungs

Volunteered at a children's home, Sunduk Home, for children's day and danced to Love Shot

UM APPARENTLY EXO-CS IS HAPPENING?

*uploads an Exo-CS spoiler on instagram*

Yeol: 'ya take that doing the company's gonna scold us'

Sehun being a lil bitch: 'no turning back now'

Okay but EXO-CS IN WKOREA!?

Chanyeol uploads a picture of him and Sehun from WKorea...

Sehun 'if you upload a picture of my face without my permission you'll be in trouble'

Met Donald Trump

Joint dad live streams with chanyeol and their sons Toben and vivi

Just Sehun with meerkats and racoons

Was supposed to cook with chanyeol but kept eating all the ingredients instead

Username 'Sehuns Anus' makes a 2019 comeback

#exo #sehun #exo k #kyungsoo #baekhyun #exo vine

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since im exhausted and its three in the morning, what would Bill's characters be like when theyre sleepy?😘

I died and got resurrected by this ask😫❤️

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Axel would be really mumbly and incoherent, knuckling his eyes. He gets really warm when he’s tired, like his body is like “bitch I’ll be your own blanket if you don’t go tf to sleep.” He would be able to sleep anytime, anywhere, though he prefers to be against you, lips pouted out as he lays against you. He’d mumble some stupid and yet adorable questions against your skin, asking if pigeons know they’re in the city or if dogs can actually communicate in barks☺️

Gordan will deny this until he dies, but he is the clingiest man. Every part of him has to be touching you when he gets so tired he literally can’t sleep. So overtired to the point energy has taken over. When he’s that pent up, that exhausted, he has to just koala his tall ass around you. If you recreationally wear socks when you go to bed, there is a 99% chance he will complain about it, and if you don’t take them off, he will do it himself with his bare feet😌

Henry is Henry, and he’s an absolute doll. Sleepy or not. He gets really giggly and high-like and affectionate when he’s tired. He’s super sensitive to touch, the slightest graze of your fingers makes him giggle and curl deeper into your side. Any compliments you may give him makes him rub his eyes and smile shyly. The submissiveness from him is childlike and so endearing you can’t help but absolutely melt every single time😘

Mark is kinda a dick when he’s tired. But a quiet dick. You’ll ask him if he’s tired and he’ll have some snarky remarks, or you’ll ask him if he wants to go lay down and he’ll snap at you to not treat him like a baby. But ultimately, all you’d have to do is lace your fingers in his hair and scratch gently, asking him “are you sure?” and suddenly you’ve got a puddle of Mark in your hands 😣

Mickey is a love bug whether or not he’s tired. He’s a morning person no matter what time he goes to bed, he just always wakes up painfully early. So, he’s like, half asleep, staring at something mundane with the most wide eyes, and when you gently shake his shoulder to snap him out of his trance and he just sleepily smiles. He turns into an “okay” man when he’s tired.

“Mickey lets go to bed.” “Okay.”

“Mickey, do you want some water?” “Okay.”

“Mickey, you walked past the bedroom.” “Okay.”

He’ll stare at you while you cuddle him, and he’s just got this dopey, sweet smile on his face until you chuckle and tell him to get some sleep.

“Mickey, get some sleep, baby.” “Okay...”😍

Roman is a brat. He gets real difficult, real clingy and real whiny when he’s tired. Ideally, he falls asleep in the pitch darkness, the only sound coming from your breathing. But if he’s so tired he’s lost all ability to compromise (which isn’t all that rare), you just gently, slowly, encourage him to lay his head on your shoulder, and the minute you start scratching his scalp, that’s in. Out like a lil light🥰

The Kid is always tired. He’s always sleepy, and he always needs your contact. You have to ask him if he’s sleepy because he won’t come out and say it. You’ll be watching tv, his eyes are wide from fighting exhaustion, but when you kiss his cheek and ask him if he wants to go to bed, he whimpers almost silently and nods his head🥺

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nakamoto-papoyaki · 6 years

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Hi ship your mutuals with nct challenge ily x

Whilst you’re at it give your mutuals nicknames

akdjlksdj okay rip ive gotten a lot more mutuals recently and there’s only 18 members so i shall try my bestest

@yukhis - taeil, eva only you would be able to take care of this old man :> no but really you two would be so adorable, the mature but also childish couple that everyone KNOWS is gonna be together until they turn into prunes, he would always be playing pranks on you just to get a reaction but then smother you with love n kisses so you won’t be grumpy at him: taeil’s caretaker

@yougotthatbilly - johnny, we had this talk when we first started talking haha, how #bomb you two would be together, like he would be the guy to always make you laugh even if you aren’t down and he would be so soft n gentle with you just to make sure that you’re happy and comfortable being with him: johnny’s biggest accomplishment/ wife

@melonmark - taeyong, sorina you are so so soft n sweet so of course i ship you with taeyong, you both are such cute lil dorks putting the two of you together would be so perfect!!! He would be his usual puppy self around you and it would just make you so giggly which he would think is the absolute cutest thing he would constantly nuzzle his face into yours: mark’s first n last crush

@osakaprinceyutaa - yuta, oof i couldn’t think of anyone better to take responsibility of mr.yuta than you akky bby. You are like the sweetest lil bean i know and um your soft yuta imagines actually make me sob uncontrollably. Yuta would definitely spoil you with affection and cuddles, never ever letting you go. You just being your sweet self would make him so enamored with you lksjlaksdj he would be fangirling anytime you even breathe: yuta’s osaka princess

@kuntented - kun, i have never seen anyone so dedicated to her man than you. You and kun would be the couple that has their shit together. Like the two of you just complete each other. You would be helping him cook for the dreamie babies or even help him take care of them aslkjallk but when you have time alone you’re both just being a cute ass couple as he shows you places around seoul or just being with him in the dorm and just being in his company: kun’s papa to his mama

@nsfw-nct-svt - doyoung, doyoung would definitely love taking care of you and doting on your every need. He would be absolutely head over heels in love with you. When you hang out with the other members and they make a joke about you (that you think is funny) but he would take it so seriously like ‘that’s not funny, apologize to her right now or we can step outside’. He would be so protective over you uwu but you would think it’s the cutest thing n try to calm him down with luv: lucas’ biggest hoe

@wait-whaaaat - ten, huhuhu gurl you say shy guys are your type but ten would never allow that, he would get soooo much joy making you blush in public with randomly calling you beautiful mid conversation on like a lunch date or smth he would always make sure people know he’s in love with you, always wrapping his arm around you or holding your hand whenever you’re out: ten’s not-so-secret hard stan

@neokollection - jaehyun, i mean i’ve already told you how cUte you two would be together, the ultimate aes couple, idk i just see your personalities fitting so well together, issa perfect recipe for bread loaves jaehyun’s bby girl

@multyfan1458 - winwin, did someone say softest babies??? Both of you would be so awkward and shy around each other but just because the both of you are so stupid into each other. You’re both worried you’ll say something stupid and weird so you’re just a pair of blushie bbys that just spend a good majority of their time being super cute with each other n lazy cuddles: winwin’s cuddle monkey

@junguwuz - jungwoo, youre his other uwu half. Like you guys would be that disgustingly cute couple wearing aes ass outfits together when you go out and he would ALWAYS be smiling at you with big :> smile he does, you don’t even have to be doing anything you’ll just be talking and he won’t respond so you look up at him and he has the biggest smile on his face n just says ‘i love you’ in that cute ass soft uwu voice he does: jungwoo’s uwu master

@dreammutual - lucas, omg both of you would be so crazy together. Lucas would always be dragging you around with him to go on crazy adventures at 2am when you have class in the morning. He would be so vocal about how much he loves you, you could literally send him a pic of your leg armpit and he would run to every members dorm screaming ‘OHMYGAD LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL MY GIRLFRIEND IS’. There would never be a dull moment, he’d be making your ass cry in laughter 24/7: jeno’s soft gf

@er1anne - mark, bitch collect ya manz already, you would be so done with his shit but it’s okay because you love his awkward ass and he loves to see you smile, it would make him do that lil :D teethie smile he does when he gets excited seeing your face light up at him being a dumbass. But honestly at the same time the two of you could stay up until 3 am just having deep ass conversations about life n then fall asleep in each others arms without realizing it: mark’s proud wife

@badabing-badayong - renjun, ya’ll wild as hell and i feel like things would never be boring between the two of you, and if anything the two of you would just be cuddlin watching netflix together on a lazy sunday when you’re not destroying the world lkfjaskldj. He would without a doubt put someone in a headlock for you if they so much as looked at you wrong: hyuck’s #1 fan

@qiangoth - jeno, ummmm omg you’re so sweet it sometimes makes my heart sob. Jeno would adore anything and everything about you, always checking in to make sure you’re okay n if he can get you anything when you’re doing your work. He would always look at you with those big uwu eye smiles, always wanting to hold your hand just to see you blush: the world’s cutest nct stan

@gulab-jaemin - haechan, oof another crazy bunch but talented as hEck. You both would feed of each others crazy energy and just roast members to the ground, one badass power couple. You would be the only person he would say is cuter than himself >uchenle’s crackhead bff

@07deardream - jaemin, okay val and jaemin are soulmates fight me on this. Two uber sweet babies with visuals that can slice my a$$ into thirds like wow such a beautiful couple. Jaemin would be your best friend, that just happens to love the crap outta you. Always sending you that sweet charming smile of his when he looks over at you, only of course when the two of you aren’t holding hands and buying super cute aes things or plushies. Back hugs are a totally casual thing with him, he loves anytime he gets to spend with you. It’s his life mission to make you the happiest girl in the world: jaemin’s soulmate

@boijae - chenle, oh i can already hear the screeches. The two of you would be so chaotic and loud everyone would have to invest in noise cancelling headphones alkdjlasdj. He would make you so happy just being his crackhead dolphin self and really make you comfortable with just being yourself. When the two of you aren’t screeching in laughter he would show up randomly at your house with a bouquet of flowers and take out food when you’re feeling just the tiniest bit sad: nct’s biggest unloyal hoe

@jaembugs - jisung, okay oh my gawd this would be the cutest thing. Bek bby you are so stupid sweet, oof you’re like my adorable baby sister uwu so baby chick jisung would be so cute with you. Jisung would be so nervous around you, nervously playing with his hands and stammering over his words. Trying not to say the wrong thing but make sure that you know how much he special you are to him. But you think its so cute that a tol bby gets so flustered around you, you just go into his arms to let him know you love him too oh god im soft: the softest dreamie stan

#oof i got too carried away #sorry this was late #but i love all my bbs #i hope u enjoyed #mutuals

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l0vey-d0vey-moved · 6 years

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Every number with a five? If that's too much feel free to skip some jshjdjdh

safkjsk its ok!! i’ve done like. a lot more than this don’t worry. i’m assuming like, 5s and 15s, etc, so !!! correct me if im wrong skajfsljfs

5. Were you already close friends before going out as a couple?

why,,, yes!! we had grown closer when we first launched into space, because, uhhhhhh i was the one who probably freaked out the most. and even though lance was p flirty towards me in the beginning, he was pretty sympathetic because he really missed his family too.

15. What fictional couples would you compare yourselves to?

oh man this is kinda difficult??? tbh the first disney couple that came to mind was tiana and naveen for some reason? i’m not sure though :o

25. What personality traits does your partner find most attractive about you?

the first trait he loves is that i’m so incredibly kind and caring to everyone i meet (i mean, unless you mess w/ me or my friends + family), even though we’re like. in the middle of a fuckin’ intergalactic war.

i’m super passionate about all of my interests!! especially dogs and lance!!! i could babble on about either of those topics to him and he’d either stare at me lovingly or just attack my face with kisses bc!!! you’re!! so!! goddamn!!! cute!!!!!!

he also looooves how affectionate i am. even though i’m a little shyer, doesn’t mean i hate pda. i just am super anxious with affection in public so i just. trap him in my grasp in private.

35. What is your partner’s scent like?

hm.. well, after training or battles, it’s usually like. sweat mixed with a metallic smell (hehehehehe BLOOOOOD). usually, however, i like to describe it as sweet as vanilla, and as nice as fruit. i like fruity scents, like, a lot :o

45. How do you both like to kiss?

SAFHAKJSF UHHH,,, weeeelll??? since i’ve never really kissed anyone and. dont know how kissing works. i just usually stay for like. neck, jaw, cheek, and mb knuckles/hand kisses. lance pretty much just likes to kiss any part of my body that’s exposed (that im comfy with, of course ;>) and it makes me all giggly and flustered. he loves it.

55. Do you express your love lavishly or discreetly?

probably pretty discreetly in public, but lavishly in private. i would do like. more than hold hands or hug in public, but im an anxious little dorko. he understands though!! at least i’m even super affectionate in private. as long as he knows i love him, he’s okay with it.

65. You have a whole weekend to yourselves and 500 in cash- what do you do?

only $500?????? well. first of all. WE MOTHERFUCKIN GET DAISY!!!! daisy’s a pitbull mix that will make me cry anytime i see her. she’s a sweetheart though and loves cuddles!!!! also when we’re done with getting her stuff, lance will probably spend the rest of the money on us both getting pedicures!! or something like that bc self care :D

75. How have you both made a positive impact on each other’s lives?

oh man. lance has honestly helped me love myself a lot more than i ever could alone (also in irl!!!) and he helps me realize i need to take care of myself a lot more than i should. i’ve also made lance realize (slowly but surely) that he’s perfect the way he is, and he doesn’t need to toughen up when he’s not feeling great. also, he finally starts to speak up for himself (bc he doesnt want me to fuckin explode on someone. remember when “shiro”/kuron snapped at lance? yea. even though i really respected shiro, that was the last straw. i fucking lunged at him and hunk had to hold me back because how dare you say that to him?

85. How do you both keep in touch when you’re away from each other?

we try to call eachother each night and text as often as we can. before he leaves, we both give eachother a big dang hug. the others won’t say anything anymore.

95. Who would win in an arm-wrestling contest?

GFABSHJFK LANCE. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. i am a v weak person.

105. If you were both ingredients, what would each of you be and what would be the resulting recipe? (e.g. PB & jelly sandwich)

this is a weird question owo,, the first that came to mind was like sugar (lance) and lemons (me bc im a sour lil bitch) to make lemonade, or pepper (again. lance.) and salt (me. also bc im a salty bitch.)

115. What is something you love that your partner hates?

at first i thought, well, i love taking photos w/ my polaroid camera, but i feel like he would love modeling/posing for me!!! but tbh i think its that i like snakes and cats, both of which he hates. he thinks snakes are creepy and cats are boring. however, snakes are just noodles with googly eyes!! i don’t think i’d personally have one, but still! p cute :o

125. How did you first reveal to people that you were going out?

SKFJAJSFJ lance probably bragged about me to keith, saying “i have the prettiest s/o ever” and for keith (poor oblivious keith) it just. clicked. then we were found cuddling in lance’s room. i was asleep and tucked into his jacket, lance was still awake and like. the whole gang walked in bc keith snitched on lance, and im surprised i didnt wake up.

(annnd i skipped the last one because it has to do with weddings, which i’m not entirely fond of :/,, but thanks for the ask yo!!!

#answers #liaselfships #filled lacuna #<3

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ghostycas · 6 years

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fuckit im doing my own stadamdrew headcanons

she long n nsfw so she going under the cut

ok so,

warnings b4 i go -bottom/sub adum top/andwew n stewen being heckin supportive

- adam and andrew fuck first. (lesbihonest…. theyve fucked.) - Adam’s never been w a guy before and he nearly had a panic attack as andrew kisses down his chest so they gotta put on the brakes - (andrews already laying between his legs and his breath is ghosting over adams groin when he mutters “wanna slow down?” but o jesus no adam does not he just can’t really breathe when drew looks at him like that) - adams eyes r bigger than ever and srsly they’re gonna fall out if he doesn’t relax so andrew grabs his hand and puts it on his head - he pushes at adams fingers until he grips into drew’s hair and drew looks up and says “you’re in control” - andrew goes down on him and adams tight grip on his locks turns soft and petting within seconds - he pants so prettily and guilds andrews head just how he likes it and andrew sticks his tongue out so nicely as adam cries and cums onto it and cries some more - when they’re back at the same eye level he offers but drew shakes him off since he can barely move. instead adam sinks his hands into drew’s hair again and apologizes a hundred times over for dumb things until drew smacks him away and turns him over and forces him to spoon w him

- andrew n steven r next. ovi. - they’re in a hotel room, buzzed and full of whatever they’ve been binging on lately, and it’s just a mess - they’re giggling like kids cuz they’re trying to mess around but andrews still got one shoe on and it’s really funny for some reason - steven nearly falls over trying to get outta his tight pants and andrew has to grab at him and they’re both laughing messes - once they’re finally laying down half naked andrew has to pine stevens face between his hands to get him to stop laughing and focus on kissing him and steven just melts into goo between his hands, reaching up to grip them and hold them and tangle they’re fingers together - they don’t wanna go all the way just yet but andrew keeps sticking fingers in stevens mouth n it’s really hot and steven has to say “u betta stop unless u gonna put those somewhere” - …. he puts them somewhere - stevens hand is pressing their cocks together and andrews hands are fumbling downstairs and steven can’t even think let alone see straight - andrew comes first bc steven writhing and twisting on his fingers is really hot and he looks down to see they’re cocks in his little hand and he just tucks his face into his shoulder and looses it - it wouldn’t take much more but a lil bit of sweet talk speeds it up hella - “do you need more? you want another? c’mon sweetheart c’mon honey cum for me steven c’mon baby” - yup! that’ll do it!

- then they’re in a hotel room. vegas maybe?? it’s just the three of them so they just got one double queen room for the night (since they’re blowing hundreds of dollars on food) - steven and adam are pretty much drunk, stevens dumbly hanging off his shoulder as they walk from the elevator to their room - andrew isn’t like drunk but he’s feeling good™️ yah know - adam and steven collapse on the one bed and stevens obviously cuddling all up in his aaarea. - andrew is giggly and is like /hey,, lemme get in on that,,,/ - and steven literally screams as he pulls andrew on top of them and now they’re just wrestling - they land w andrew tucked sideways into adams chest & under adams arm and steven on top of both of them w his arms wide over them mumbling about his boys, his pals, his boys - adam and andrew make awkward eye conact but adam just smiles and presses his nose into his hair - stevens face is already against adams collarbone and he’s like …. “would it be weird if i gave u a hickey rn” - andrews like… yes (cuz he doesn’t know… yah know… he’s trying to be protecting both his boys) but adam just laughs and is like “go for it man” - andrew like looses his shit like, legs flailing laughing - but he calms rIGHT the FUCK down when steven actually does it………. - steven laughs and is like “is weird w the beard…” but he must find a spot he likes cuz he’s like, kissing up adams neck like right in front of andrew - and adam is still giggly but he’s got a soft hand petting over stevens hair as he marks him up and yah uh andrew’s kiiiinda hard

- it takes them a second to realize what’s going on (“having fun there steven??”) but uhhhhh - so andrew kisses adam and then playfully licks at steven and they kinda know what’s going on - (lucky adams a little drunk (still able to fully consent ok this is allll fine) because if he was fully sober and had t w o boys on him he would probably be crying) - and steven playfully kisses andrew and they’re both kinda laying on adam and andrew (stupidly) goes “yah uhh i’ve had sex w both of u xD xD!!!” - and steven and adam make weird eye contact and then steven just like, hits andrew in the shoulder and goes “why did u get to have sex w adam first??!!” - “dude he came onto me!!!” - “totally not fair” - “you can have ur turn!!!” - and then shit goes kinda quiet, aaaaaand steven starts pushing at adams shirt until it comes off somehow and now adam and steven are rolling around licking and nipping at each others chests and honestly the zipper in these jeans AINT gonna make it if andrew don’t do something - adams laughing and holding stevens head at a safe distance to keep him from attacking his chest and muttering something about how he’s sooo cute and whatever - andrew interrupts by trying to kiss adam, and when he gets a good angle adam like melts back into the bed with steven falling between them so andrew, a problem solver, crawls on top of adam to kiss him until he’s jelly - “r we…. r we doing this?” says steven from his spot on the bed - andrew breaks apart to giggle. “i’m in.” - adam is literally starry eyed. like he’s got one arm hooked under steven holding him close and one hand on andrews thigh - steven is staring at him and oh jeez don’t embarrass ur self bianchi - *shifty eyes…* “…can i bottom?” - ok and andrew literally goes into cardiac arrest like (the hc can end here if you’d like. adam just just killed andrew gn!) - steven smiles like the damn sun and is like “yes bitch ask for what u want!! respect!!” (but no really he just like makes out w him for a second while andrew is literally still dying in the background) - drew’s got a hand around his zipper signifying that he plans to top adam (hooolllyyy sh#t) - “steven?” asks cuz he doesn’t really know how to do this w three people - steven sees that he’s literally one second away from already fuckimg adam and he’s like “yes. do it.” - and now they’re naked - and someone for some reason brought supplies and steven is kissing adam and adams jerking him off and andrew is stretching adam and it sounds like a mess looks like a mess but feels fucking incredible because there’s like… trust and love and gentle gentle hands and everyone is feeling good - steven gets close to adams head (adams on his back, andrew on his knees between his legs) petting thru his hair and holding andrews hand and lives vicariously thru BOTH of them as andrew sliiides home - adam maybe cries - (its bc steven is kissing him and andrew is holding him and they’re smiling at eachother and /his boys his boys his boys/) - andrew pets back his hair and shushes him and presses his mouth to his forehead and his mouth and his throat and adam tries to keep breathing - steven is … the worst bc he’s so into this (it’s like… porn right in front of u… and it’s real and emotional and he can touch them oh my god) and he’s like “c’mon drew, give it to him, c’mon he needs it” - adam can’t even understand what he’s saying but he agrees! - “c’mon drew, give our boy what he wants cmon” and jfc andrew is gonna blow if he doesn’t shut him up so he grabs him and kisses him good and holds him and feels him up cuz he can!!! - he wraps a hand around stevens cock and lays him down beside adam. he thrusts into adam as he jerks up and pulls out as he jerks down and adam is right in his ear panting and crying “ohhhmhgoddstehhhsteven o oh m my g g ooooahh” w every thrust and ok! that’s it for mr lim cheque please! - he’s hold onto andrews arm as he cums and crying into adams neck and holy shit - andrew gives him a sweet kiss before turning back to adam and adam can feel his intentions in the swell of his cock and ok! he’s ready - “c’mon drew. fuck me.” … n u don’t gotta tell him twice ok - the next like two minutes is adam holding andrew around the shoulders and grabbing his back and completely blissed out. andrew n steven are saying something and he thinks he’s saying something ? but he really can’t hear over the blood in his ears - steven catching his breath, but he’s reached down and is gently jerking adam off since he prob can’t cum from cock alone (he prob can) and really just wants his hands on them - andrews whispering “i’m gunna cum oh my god” - “hows it feel” steven asks breathily - “oh my god. steven. steven.” - “it’s ok baby we got u” - and now andrew is sputtering their names and adam is actually just muttering a string of “yes” and “more” but he’s on totally on a different planet - “i’m gonna come” andrew’s muttering “ohh my god” - “oh my god!” adam yells, turning his face into stevens neck “i’m gonna come i’m gonna” suddenly out of his sub drop - steven doesn’t even know what to say as andrew pulls out and comes on adams hip and adams hand replaces stevens and he comes on his stomach - adams eyes r clear now and he’s like woooooowie cloud 9 but could probably use an inhaler - andrew thinks he could faint right here but instead he pushes his face to where theirs r close and just whispers “jesus christ i love you two” and - well that’s the end of that - (jk they clean up and snuggle and it’s sweet but they’re covered in marks and they’ve gotta film tomorrrow and NO ONE BROUGHT A TURTLE NECK)

like? Kudos it here :)

#ok OH MY GOD #i hate myself #stadamdrew #stadamdrew fic #standrew #adamdrew #fic #worth it fic #bfwi #its ok y'all i hate myself too

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beefstew252 · 7 years

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i was tagged by @davidbowie69 to do this time- consuming tageroony

(answer 92 questions and tag 20 ppl)

the last

1. drink: water cuz im basic

2. phone call: mi amiga ella

3. text message: “ehehhehehehehehhe with like a million laughy face emojis cuz im too awkward to live”

4. song you listened to: telephone line by ELO

5. time you cried: probs last night when i cried myself to sleep or yesterday when i watched life and was too scared so i leaked from my seeing crevices

have you

6. dated someone twice: never even been on a date whoops im a loooser

7. kissed someone and regretted it: lhehehehehe my mommy

8. been cheated on: friend wise- yes but not like in relationships lol im not kewl

9. lost someone special: mhmhmhmhm i move everyday and am unlovable soo not a good combo

10. been depressed: lol yup yup yup everyday but i cover it with smiley face stickers and sprinkles

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: mayyybbeeee when i accidently drank a bunk of mikes hard lemonade hehehhhhehehe

list 3 favorite colors

12. yellow

13. mintish green

14. sky blue

in the last year you have…

15. made new friends: @davidbowie69 i love my mommm

16. fallen out of love: nope im always in love with everyone ever

17. laughed until you cried: EVERYDAY im a giggly person tbh

18. found out someone was talking about you: not really but i constantly feel like my friends talk about how horrible i am sooooo same difference

19. met someone who changed you: everyone i meet tbh <3333333

20. found out who your friends are: i think maybe if they actually love me as much as i love themmmmm <333

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: what even is face book tbh

generale

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: girl i dont understand this booking faceeeee

23. do you have any pets: my dear pet rock mildred and her associate mr pebbleton (but i wanna doggo so badddd)

24. do you want to change your name: nah m8 sofia is fineeee af i think

25. what did you do for your last birthday: 4 days agooo hmmm i slept in and had avocado toast like a true millennial and went to the grocery store with my mom lol and then went to my fav place in the world an art store then had cake and watched life which was horrifying twas pretty fun

26. what time did you wake up: 10ish but usually like afternoonish whoops

27. what were you doing last night at midnight: i was watching the OA which was actually amazin tbh

28. name something you can’t wait for: WINNING THE PRESIDENCY WITH MY VICE PRES KANYE IN 2020 HONESTLYYYY

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: just now when she told me to do the laundry

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i had stayed in one place and had real, true friendships

31. what are you listening to right now: build me up buttercup- the foundations

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: no not really???

33. something that is getting on your nerves: constantly thinkin im not good enough and some “people” i know heh

34. most visited website: tumblr, netflix and gmail tbh

lost questions. i just put in random info about me

wow op was a little bitch--- keepin this in thx ellie

35. moles: yes but theyre outside and probably have rabies and are blind af and no longer are in my backyard---- jkjk yea i do tho

36. marks: everywhere on my ugly af self

37. childhood dream: i wanted to be a squirrel when i grew up sooo

38. hair color: dark brown

39. long or short hair: short shoulder lengthish??

40. do you have a crush on someone: yeah everyone i meet ever

41. what do you like about yourself: my curly af hair and strangely large energy reserves (gracias mitochondria)

42. piercings: ear piercins

43. blood type: idk man but i hope its the kind from that episode of doctor who with the aliens and they controlled u with blood or somethin and david tennant lost an arm it was wild

44. nickname: sofie, sofie dofie, didi, olaf, mr. f@#*ing compassion, slink, softpants once again, sof fresh, coneybear? leaf?, ronnie, macaronnie, charlie kelly tbh

45. relationship status: hahahahahahahahahahaha

46. zodiac: cancer, (yes i know im a crabb dont make funna me)

47. pronouns: she/her also ultimate supreme ruler of 7M tbh

48. favorite tv show: stranger things, its always sunny in philadelphia, parks and rec, the office, tbh the new show i just binged yesterday called the OA, friends, etcetcetc

49. tattoos: nope i have a very low pain tolerance

50. right or left hand: right im bland af

51. surgery: yea my poor eye lol ive had like 3 on that one alone whwhwhw

52. hair dyed different color: no id look like a uglier potato

53. sport: competitive cloud watching

54. *GASP* there is no spoon…there is no question 54……………………. ………………………..hey remember those wayside school books because i sure do------ also keepin this im unoriginal and still dont understand tags lol

55. vacation: the moon

56. pair of trainers: white superstar adidas or grossly dirty “white” converse cuz im basic once again

plus generales

57. eating: i just ate strawberries and a grilled cheese sandwich sooo

58. drinking: w a t e r ---stay hydrated mis amigos

59. i’m about to: host the most lit party in the world tbh (mario kart and pizza binches)

60. *bo burnham voice in my head, for some reason* it’s not real. time is an illusion.------ im lazy do u see a trend????!?

61. waiting for: my next trip to the northeast cuz i miss it

62. want: a real friend tbh. also *dr evil voice* 1 MILLion DOllaRs

63. get married: yup and i agree with the bae on “why couldn’t this have been question 64 because when i’m sixty four by the beatles is also the best song ever sooooo”

64. career: eww the future i h8 probs an astronaut so i can fly into the void

which is better

65. hugs or kisses: AWW ILL TAKE ANYTHIN

66. lips or eyes: eyes who even looks at lips eww theyre like chapped and stuff

67. shorter or taller: short lil bean or tall beans everyone is valid

68. older or younger: all the ages?

69. yOU hAVe GOt To bE KiDdINg ME wHY is 69 SKipPeD--- gracias por las cosas

70. nice arms or nice stomach: eww nice personality honestly

71. sensitive or loud: sensitive like me hehehehhee

72. hook up or relationship: relationshippppp<3 if any soul could stand me for longer than a day

73. troublemaker or hesitant: ??????? i like robbie rotton

have you ever…

don’t we need tequila apple juice for this part

74. kissed a stranger: no but today i made a snarky comment quietly about a kid who was smoothie drinkin and bikin and we made solid eye contact for like 30 secs sooo same difference

75. drank hard liquor: i licked vodka once it was gross and i almost threw up

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: jason sat on and broke my glasses once so same thing

77. turned someone down: yeah the monster livin in my drawer tried to take me to the movies once and i was like BOI UR A MONSTER LIVIN IN MY ROOM COME ON

78. sex on the first date: eWWWWWEWWewewewewwwwew

79. broken someone’s heart: hah no one has ever liked me in the history of the human race sooo

80. had your heart broken: everyday

81. been arrested: im what the police call “an angel”

82. cried when someone died: every time my fav character died or any other time im an emotional lil bean honestly

83. fallen for a friend: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehehehhehe

do you believe in…

84. yourself: eww no i suck

85. miracles: one time someone said i was pretty

86. love at first sight: yes i’m certain that it happens all the time STEALIN IT ELLIE SOZ NOT SOZ

87. santa claus: yes yes yes

88. kiss on the first date: mmmmmmmmmidkman

89. angels: me

other

man, op really ran outta ideas here

90. current best friend’s name: none of my “best friends” think im their best friend too soooo no im a lonely person but if i had to say somethin itd be russell crow(e?) as javert tbh

91. eye color: poop brown

92: favorite movie: all of them but also good will hunting, cinema paridiso, life is beautiful, dead poets society, breakfast club, 16 candles the list goes ONNNNN man

well, it’s been real

i tag vlad putin and jeff

#tagged #im bad at these

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