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[thepalestrose]

[ Team JNPR running from Grimm ]

Pyrrha: We need a plan!

Ren: Jaune, what should we do?!

Jaune, starting to panic: I-I don't know! I'm not good at thinking on my feet!!

Nora, picking Jaune up: How about now?!

Jaune:

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[caterpillarinacave]

Jaune: Hit the lights!

Nora: *punches the light switch and breaks it*

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[willsonlmt]

Pyrrha fumming and explaing why shes mad at some girl that ruined a moment she was having with jaune.

Pyrrha: Ren, how do i get revenge on this girl?

Ren: The best form of revenge is letting go of your anger and finding happiness elsewhere.

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: Nora, what's the best way to get revenge on this girl?

Nora: Depends on whether you want them alive or not by the end.

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[davidellisartworkstuff]

1 day left to grab your JNPR plushies! Well done everyone for getting them funded! 🎉

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[iamafanofcartoons]

Based on @rwbybutincorrect post

https://www.tumblr.com/rwbybutincorrect/710092024245895169/pyrrha-hey-can-we-stay-in-your-dorm-tonight

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[thatorigamiguy]

Jaune: “So when I was a little kid, my second older sister became really addicted to oxytocin. She went from getting A’s to D’s and she looked horrible all the time, but mom and dad just thought that she was under a lot of stress and that the classes were just harder than she originally thought. But her habits ended up getting worse and worse, to the point that she was spending all of her savings and whatever pitiful amount she could get her hands on to support her habit. One day while everyone was out of the house, she grabbed me by the hand and said we were going on a “Field Trip.” I didn’t question it, I was a kid and I had thought that she had come back to her old self even though she looked like absolute hell.”

“So, we ended up taking a bullhead into Vale and went to what I still consider to this very day to be the shadiest looking apartment building, up several flights of stairs to the third floor and she knocks on the door. After a moment, the door opens up and she ushers me inside we’re a I see a really messy room attended by two guys: A super jacked up Tiger Faunus and a scrawny looking human guy. the human guy has a bag in his hand and he askes her with a dubious look “So, how you gonna pay for it this time?”

She immediately responds “I’m paying with him.”

“Him,” being me. That’s right, my sister tried to sell me to the what I now realize were her dealers in exchange for more Oxy. The silence that followed after was deafening and both her dealers could only stare at her in complete disbelief. Angered at their hesitance, she asks them “Don’t you assholes do trafficking or some shit like that? I’ll just tell my parents that he was kidnapped, just give me the damn oxy!”

Another awkward pause of silence as the dealers both share a wary glance at each other, before the Tiger Faunus mutters “It’s a deal” as the human tosses her the bag and she hightails it out of that shithole slamming the door behind her and not even giving me a second look. The tiger Faunus shakes his head muttering about how my sister was a “Crazy Bitch,” before looking down at me with an apologetic look.

“Listen, I’m really sorry about this kid.” He said as he pulled out his scroll, “Here, give me your home phone and I’ll have your parents pick you up. Were do you live anyways?”

I hesitantly tell them that I live in Ansel, causing them to both give me shocked look before the scrawny guy all but shouts “She dragged you on a two hour bullhead ride for this? For fucks sakes, I told you we should’ve stopped dealing to her the moment she started paying us in bags of quarters!”

The two dealers bickered with one another for moment, before the Tiger Faunus called up my mom and the Scrawny guys was kind enough to lend me his DS with Mario on it to pass the time. My parents come and grab me and man I thought they were going to grease the dealers then and there but they let them slide after putting the fear of brothers into the two of them and then took me home. They, quite obviously, learned of what my sister had done from me and the sheer unbridled rage from my mom and the absolute ice cold vitriol my dad expressed to my sister was something I’ll always remember to this day and they pretty much gave her two options: go to rehab and get cleaned up, or not only get kicked out of our home but to have her name banished off the Arc family name to forever be an exile and pariah of the Arc family for the rest of her miserable days in abject shame.

She chose to go to rehab, kicked her drug habit, and managed to get sober after two years and has remained sober since. My parents bought me Pokemon Black and Chrono Trigger for what I went through as compensation.”

Jaune took a drink of his water, a little parched from his rather long story only to take note of the horrified slack jawed looks of both his team and team RWBY. Both Pyrrha and Ruby had tears in their eyes and he swore he heard Weiss muttering under her breath something about “mistreating him to much,” whatever that meant. The awkward silence was broken when Yang, who Jaune had noticed her eyes were red and also a little teary eyed, finally broke the silence.”

Yang: “...Jaune?”

Jaune: “Yes Yang?”

Yang: “...What in the actual fuck?”

Jaune: “Oh you think that was bad? That pales in comparison to this one time-”

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[rwbybutincorrect]

Nora: GUYS BACON IS CALLED BACON BECAUSE YOU BAKE THE ON.

Ren: The what

Pyrrha: What

Jaune: Nurse please do something, she's out again

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[hadesisqueer]

Nora: If you had to date a member of your team, who would you choose?

Pyrrha: I- I'd rather not say.

Ruby: Um-

Weiss: I'm not answering that.

Yang: Yeah- me neither.

Blake, without missing a beat: Yang.

Nora:

Pyrrha:

Ruby:

Weiss:

Yang, blushing:

Blake: Wait-

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[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Gotta Catch 'Em All!: ORNJ

Ren: (holding Mienshao plush) Is everyone almost ready?

Oscar: (sticking Rosarade plush into his "backpack" so it sticks out) Ready!

Nora: (cradling Tinkaton plush like a baby) Who's an adorable little psychopath? You are! Who strikes fear into those big scaredy, steel birdies? It's you!

Oscar: Where's Jaune?

Jaune: (outside) Guys! I need help!

ORN: (look out the window at Jaune turtling on his back from all the Pokémon plushies pinned to him)

Ren: Jaune, we were supposed to have one Pokémon for our costumes.

Jaune: But I gotta catch 'em all!!!

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[madmanwonder]

Jaune: You know what they said. Time flies when you are big ball of f*cking depression and anxiety *Clap his hands with a huge smile* Lets go!

Pyrrha/Ren/Nora:…

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[13thalcoragent]

The Power of Love (And Violence)

Kyler: *wrestling for control over her body against Salem* You know what I’d like, Salem?

Kyler: *struggles* I’d like to leave your Witch Circle and never step foot in the Badlands again.

Kyler: *struggles more* I’d like to study how to be a Huntress.

Kyler: *struggles even more* I’d like to attend Beacon Academy as a normal girl and help people with my friends.

Kyler: *struggles even more still* But most of all, I’d like… *hesitates* …to kiss Oscar.

RWBY+JNPR: *side-eyes Oscar*

Oscar: *blushes*

Kyler: …on the lips.

Oscar: *smiles*

Jaune: *looks down to Oscar with a cheeky smile* Oscar? *smile changes to questioning glance*

Oscar: You know what, Salem?

Oscar: *spawns a giant sunflower*

Oscar: *eyes glowing with magic* I’d like that too.

5 MINUTES LATER, THROUGH THE POWER OF TRUE LOVE, MAGIC, AND OSCAR’S SEMBLANCE

Salem: *defeated and being gnawed on by a sentient sunflower*

Oscar+Kyler: *kissing in a romantic position*

Yang: *not so subtly hands Jaune a Lien card*

Jaune: *confidently accepts the card*

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[thepalestrose]

[Training in the courtyard] Jaune, swinging his sword clumsily: I feel like I'm getting worse at this. Pyrrha, gently: It's just a minor setback, Jaune. Remember, Mistral wasn't built in a day. Nora, shouting from a distance: Yeah, but it burned in one!

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[caterpillarinacave]

Pyrrha: I saw Jaune crying, and then his scroll alarm went off and he just stopped??? Just like that???

Ren: That’s called time management, Pyrrha.

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[willsonlmt]

Nora and Ren in a shady district of vale.

Ren: Okay tell me exactly what happened tonight.

Nora: Well, long story short, i dragged jaune out with me to do some gambling. Turns out, im not as good at Black Jack as i thought i was, and in order to pay off my debts, i told them to take jaune till i can pay them tomorrow.

Ren: You sold jaune to the mafia!

Nora: No, i loaned him till i can pay off my deposit tomorrow, silly.

Ren: Pyrrha's gonna freak out when you tell her.

Nora: Actually i have a plan for that.

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In their dorm room, they're standing next to pyrrhas bed that has a golden retriever dog wearing jaunes hoodie sitting on it.

Pyrrha came into the dorm after her workout.

Nora: Okay, pyrrha dont freak out, but jaune through a freak accident got turned into a dog.

Pyrrha: Ren whats actually happening?

Ren: Nora lost him to the mafia were getting him back in the morning.

Pyrrha: 'sighs' Okay, let's get some sleep. Will go get human jaune in the morning.

Pyrrha gets changed for bed and lays down. Then pats the bed next to her.

Pyrrha: Come cuddle, jaune.

And dog jaune lays next to her.

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[davidellisartworkstuff]

Down bad

Pyrrha, twirling over a Grimm and slicing it to pieces, immediately throwing her spear into another and calling it back with her semblance through three more.*

Pyrrha, panting: Phew! Jaune, well done out there! You did a grand job! *Winks*

Jaune gawking, his shield springing open suddenly, fumbling it: Gah! Uh thanks! You too! You were the uh the bee’s knees! *Blushing madly behind his palms.* Urghhhh.

Nora to Ren: Another one down with the badness huh.

Ren: Mmmm. Down bad indeed. Truly tragic.

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[iamafanofcartoons]

Greetings @wu-sisyphus-gang .  I saw your post,

https://wu-sisyphus-gang.tumblr.com/post/704989024984678400/ren-i-had-sex-with-nora-and-it-didnt-immediately

I honestly found it hilarious, and was inspired to make a photo-meme based on it.

I’m happy to make any other photo-memes if you want to send me one in the ask box that suits your fancy.

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