#jesus christ they're so.

[mrghostrat]

dust and light

i swear to somebody, the actual good omens parallels were a complete accident when i wrote this scene in BNF, where crowley is a writer in the agnes nutter fandom and aziraphale is his big bang partner. i've been on fire ever since i realised.

"The way you talked about the lighting in that last scene was just so striking— I really want to capture it somehow; find a way to paint the different layers of sunbeams and dust motes, just as you’ve written them.” Aziraphale’s grin caught himself quite off guard. “What are you planning?” Crowley shifted with an exaggerated, bashful shrug, but his grin remained steady on his face. “Not sure, just some kind of metaphor about the light and the warmth, probably. Maybe note some stark differences between the bookshop and a dusty room with no light, or a bright place with no dust. Each feeling equally inadequate compared to the shop, and that being… Er, I dunno, a reflection of their lives without one another in it, or something.”

#jesus christ how did this happen #i'm unokay #they're burrowed so deep in my head it's not even intentional anymore #good omens #gomens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #bnf au #i mean this art has literally nothign to do with bnf au but #rat draws #rat writes #ineffable husbands

[cabinette]

I don't even care about them. i don't care about them at ALL.

#Making out while theyre both drunk and Senshi is all drowsy n still but chilchuck is happy n loopy #they're so bad at it it's so unsexy. to anyone but them #pots n picks #chilshi #jesus fucking christ they make me so so so so so so so so sick. THEY MAKE ME SOOOOOSO O S IIIIIICK #I CARE ABOUT THEM SO MUCH #art cabinet #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #senshi of izganda

[feluka]

don't forget to leave out a plate of dates and a glass of milk for when hamas comes sliding in through the tunnels to leave you a gift-wrapped boxes that are labelled 'EVIL GRENADES' in english in large font

#just saw that the brand of dates they used doesn't even grow locally. jesus fucking christ they're so dumb

[ghosting-fox]

a moment of silence for our Sunman, a plushie gets more game than he does 😔

Bonus:

#jesus christ this was an ass to edit #i know some panels look shitty i tried my best :"((( #anyways haha wouldn't it be nice if we'd have official merchandise of the daycare attendant that doesn't leave you in debt?? haha #at least i got some knock off sun n moon plushies #and yes i DO sleep with them bc they're very comfortable thank you very much #so more or less self indulgent comic bc i really love plushies #fnaf security breach #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf superstar daycare #fnaf sun #sundrop #sun x y/n #sundrop x y/n #doodles #Ghost doodles

[artforinfinity]

I have made so many of these I can't stop

Parts 4 and 5 cus they're my favorites :)

Reblogs appreciated <3

#jojo no kimyou na bouken #giorno giovanna #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #koichi hirose #jotaro kujo #trish una #leone abbacchio #bruno bucciarati #pannacotta fugo #aya tsuji #mikitaka hazekura #vento aureo #diamond is unbreakable #golden wind #shitposts #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT WAS SO MANY TAGS AAAA #ok hi I have like 4 more of these and idk when to post them because they're like from 1 2 7 and 8 #which is a bit... inconsistent #so I will post them eventually but idk when lol #also I haven't drawn shit for part 3 idk why I just have no ideas lmao #jjba #bruabba #josuyasu #jojo's bizarre adventure

[existennialmemes]

If you're visiting family for Easter, and they won't respect your gender, remind them that Jesus's chromosomes are canonically XX, as he inherited all of his human DNA from Mary.

Unless of course they think that Mary was actually a child-bearing XY cis woman, which is also a delightful and realistic possibility. So either Jesus is Trans or Mary is Intersex.

Or it could also be both!

Happy Easter Day of Trans Visibility!

Further reading on that if you're interested:

#trans rights #easter #trans day of visibility #intersex rights #trans shitposting #jesus christ #trans jesus #yes there are XY cis women #yes they can have children #they're rare but that's also partially because checking someone's chromosomes is very rarely done to begin with #so given the fact that we've found any with how infrequently we even look #it implies that atypical sex chromosomes may actually be more common than we think #both because Jesus's could've been assigned female #despite being XY like his mom #so Mary could be an intersex cis woman #and Jesus could be an intersex XY trans man #Happy Easter Day of Trans Visibility

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking) #amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke) #not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS' #i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!' #while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me' #sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy. #who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.' #and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times) #that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

[peterskateboard]

i feel totally normal about this

totally

totally normal

OSCAR ISAAC HERNANDEZ ESTRADA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEE

#jesus fucking christ #he's too fine #oscar isaac #miguel o'hara #he drives me insane #THAT SMILE #LOOK AT THAT SMILE #AND THOSE DIMPLES #they're so incredibly sexy #so fucking cute

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

every time i rewatch the miracle aligner music video i am just flabbergasted. FLABBERGASTED. like. they really chose to make it like THAT. and by 'like THAT' i am specifically referring to:

1) “an attempt to extract the truth... approximately" *cue rosepetals and intense eye contact*

2) THIS being the opening shot of the two of them

3) miles legitimately spending the first minute of the entire video blatantly checking alex out

4) literal rainbow lighting around them

5) endless hand holding and twirling

6) that moment where miles's hand reaches ever so reflexively for alex's neck

7) the fucking closing scene?????????

#i mean seriously #jesus fucking christ #you'd think i'd be immune to this mv by now but if anything it just gets worse every time i watch it #absolute INSANITY #also don't even get me started on their dorky little coordinated mating dance #and the fact that they probably practised it themselves messing about in dressing rooms or one of their living rooms or something #also #incredulousness aside for a moment #i love this video so much for how much fun they're clearly having the whole way through #like how much it's just *them* messing about and being their idiotic selves with each other #but yeah #i'll never be remotely normal about the fact they planned and performed and approved literally every moment of insanity here #i mean for real #there's just no way they didn't know exactly what they were doing with this #milex #miracle aligner #milex gifs #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #lulu posts #my gifs

[bootdork]

Sorry but as a Christian you cannot possibly be siding with Israel. Israel is bombing the oldest churches in the world, shooting at people inside their parish, exterminating the oldest Christian community in the world, bombing congregations during mass. You cannot claim to follow Christ's teachings if you condone this immense violence.

Exodus 22:21 "Do not oppress or mistreat a foreigner."

Psalm 11:5 "God tests the righteous, but those who love violence, he detests."

Psalm 68:30 "Scatter those people who delight in war."

Matthew 5:9 "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called children of God."

Habakkuk 2:9-13 "Woe to him who builds his realm by unjust gain to set his nest on high, to escape the clutches of ruin! You have plotted the ruin of many peoples, shaming your own house and forfeiting your life. The stones of the wall will cry out, and the beams of the woodwork will echo it. ‘Woe to him who builds a city with bloodshed and establishes a town by crime!'"

#speaking into a wall when it comes to extremist evangelicals #Jesus was a palestinian refugee and now you all turn your backs on the very same people #The american evangelicals funding and cheering on this genocide are a poison #frankly i think they're so far removed from Christ that it's silly to even call them Christians #yeah I'm sure the Christ who taught compassion and peace and nonviolence would LOVE that you're burying children under rubble. #free palestine #free gaza #free west bank #Palestine will be free and the land will heal. #christianity #catholicism

[crucefix]

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | 2007 | dir. David Yates

#harry potter #hpedit #filmedit #pottersource #magicfolk #why yes i am fuming that they're already being remade <3 #crazy how they had a 90% perfect cast and they're never going to be able to top it #like jesus christ at least wait another 15 - 20 years man #forever fuming over the lost potential of a first wizarding war series #it could've been so good . and they're just remaking incredibly recent and beloved content instead like WHYYY godddd d dd #death to hbo! death to hbo! #gifs #though it is now possible we could actually get ben barnes sirius #can u imagine .

[earlgodwin]

both cesare borgia and juan borgia historically catching homosexuality allegations with other famous figures is incredibly amusing to me!!! leonardo da vinci was so infatuated with cesare that he painted jesus christ using cesare's likeness and sultan cem was so enamored with juan that he let him wear his turkish robes throughout the vatican

#i must say they're the it boys of the renaissance italy #like every description of them is yapping about how gorgeous they looked #so it's not surprising that it wasn't the noble ladies who were obsessed with them but also important historical men as well #love that for them #cesare borgia #juan borgia #the borgias #borgia #history #historical figures #leonardo da vinci #sultan cem #cem sultan #cesare and juan #jesus christ #text post

[journeytomonkiekid]

can you answer my question about my ideas? I was here thinking that the interaction of the three would be more or less like this (shiro and wan ji would be vying for the monkey's attention) but in the end it becomes very clear that while monkey and wan ji are dating, shiro touches his life and just shows up to annoy their lives, and the fact that he calls Shiro son is just a cute and polite way of showing affection so much so that in addition to shiro there are other characters that monkey calls daughter or son or even sister or brother, showing respect, which tells me ? do you think it might work? because I would really like to do this story (ie wan ji and macaque would be together while shiro would be their annoying student lol)

If you can't have Wan Ji and Macaque not be in charge of a kid, then don't include my OC. Not even gonna touch on how the character being named Shiro tells me you don't give an a shit about respecting the fact that this show is set in China and about Chinese mythology and characters. This is your last warning to leave me alone. I don't want ur fanchild-made-student anywhere near Wan Ji.

#For context #this oc they're talking about was a fanchild before I had to make clear again that I don't want that in my comic #now they're trying to say 'what if they're a student or not actually related to them' to try to get me to agree #I'm so fed up #stop this #also Wan Ji wouldn't be competing with a CHILD for attention from Macaque jesus christ #I don't want Wan Ji to be involved with kids #I'm so tired of my dad constantly pushing kids onto me to babysit because I refuse to have my own #I DONT NEED MY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO GO THROUGH THE SAME SHIT #YOU HAVE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO WANT THEIR OCS TO HAVE KIDS #GO BOTHER THEM

[sanshinexx]

Here's part two of drawing my family pictures as the Bad Batch because I can and you can't stop me

#i can tell you right now that drawing their armor was a fucking pain in the ass #and the l e g s jesus fucking christ #why do i have to care about anatomy #don't ask where crosshair and wrecker's legs are btw i wouldn't know #fun fact the original picture is from our summer vacation to Italy back in 2018 #tech is me in this picture actually real and true #another fun fact #omega's eyebrows were blonde until the very last minute because i felt like they looked kinda odd #and she does actually have dark eyebrows in the show so-- #i don't know if they look any better now but ehh good enough #hunter looks so wrong for some reason but i can't fix him i'm sorry #also yes they're all in their blacks because a) i couldn't be bothered to draw all the armor again and b) they deserve the comfort #i might do proper shadings if i find the motivation for this but until then this is what you're getting #the bad batch #bad batch #tbb #the bad batch fanart #bad batch fanart #tbb fanart #hunter #omega #crosshair #wrecker #echo #tech #the clone wars #star wars #star wars fanart #fan art #art

[b1gwings]

today's dndads was so fucking good and people are making good points about the parallels and cycles of Henry not being proud of Sparrow, and then Sparrow not being proud of Normal which is all so real and heartwrenching. I also noticed something in addition to that when they came back from the past and he started to walk into the woods.

I haven't been able to stop thinking about last episode when Normal said something to Scam about "I can't be around another adult who thinks they deserve to die." The twins are the main adults in his life that think like this, especially with Lark's whole "if someone's going to die for this, it's going to be me" attitude. One of my friends told me about a really good post they saw (although they couldn't find it :( ) about how this is an effect of the adults in Normal's life not wanting to take accountability. They want it to be fixed, but they'd rather die to punish themselves instead of stick around to help fix it.

Normal is sick of this behavior and this seniment. Lark, Sparrow, and the other kiddads ROYALLY fucked up everyone's life -- even though it's their fault Normal would rather see them do something about it. Which makes a lot of fucking sense? He's been around this his entire life, and since learning about Code Purple it's just gotten worse.

Which is why him trying to just walk out into the woods struck me as so interesting. Obviously, baby Normal was not responsible for releasing the flesh monster onto D.A.D.D.I.E.S HQ just like Lark was not responsible for releasting the Doodler. The way I see it, Lark blames himself wholeheartedly for this whole mess. Sparrow too. Their self-hatred only festers into an immensely heavy guilt. It's hard to get out from under those huge feelings. And, yeah, it would be easier to just die -- to punish themselves for fucking up so bad -- than having to figure out a way to fix it. It feels hopeless.

Normal has a moment with that guilt in this episode. He fully believes that it's his fault Code Purple ever happened, and that guilt makes him feel like he needs to isolate himself. It's the same principle of wanting to avoid whatever fucked up shit comes after. Normal can't help but feel that hopelessness that runs in his family -- he's not good enough for these awesome, helpful people because all he's done so far is fuck things up. And despite resenting this behavior from the adults in his life, he falls back into it. Because what is he supposed to do? He's just a kid who messes things up no matter how hard he tries to fix it. Why would his friends even want him around anyway? They're the ones who are actually saving the world.

I just really love the way dndads works with cycles. There are so many and they're all so good (and heartbreaking).

#they're just kids :( #CANNOT wait for the teen talk btw #didn't proofread this sorry if it's clunky in some places #Normal is going through a lot right now #(frantically) here's how things can still work out for the Oak family #i love the Oaks #im so normal about them #im also so not okay after that ep jesus christ #dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons & daddies #dndads s2 #normal oak #sparrow oak #lark oak #henry oak #btw i hope it's clear that im not trying to say any of these characters r bad ppl ? i love the oaks so bad :( #they're just all so fucked in the head (I love them) #in the wise words of oakay “normal is stronger than me i would have killed myself by now” LMAOO #dungeons & daddies spoilers

[lozeyart]

My mind is in darkness now - my God, I am sick! I've been used!

And you knew all the time!

God! I'll never ever know why you chose me for your crime

Your foul, bloody crime!

You have murdered me! You have murdered me!

#I saw jesus christ superstar recently #the tour I mean #AND IT WAS SO GOOD??? #I'm absolutely obsessed now #Had to draw fanart for it #I absolutely had to #these were both done VERY quickly so they're super messy #referenced Elvie Ellis for these #elvie ellis #jesus christ superstar #jcs #jcs fanart #fanart #art #judas' death