OK SO OBVI, ALPHA CENTAURI, A, C, AZIRAPHALE+CROWLEY, THE'RE TWO STARS THAT WERE THOUGHT TO BE 1 BY SCIENTISTS FOR A LONG TIME BECAUSE OF HOW CLOSE TOGETHER THEY ARE AND AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY USED TO BE ONE CHARACTER BUT WERE THEN SPLIT IN TWO AND ARE LITERAL SOULMATES, BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!!!
Alpha Centauri A is a class G star, which means that they shine YELLOW to WHITE YELLOW
and Alpha Centauri B is a class K star which means that it is one of the second dimmest classes of stars (the dimmest being brown dwarfs) and they shine YELLOW ORANGE to ORANGE
you can't tell me this was unintentional. you just can't, it's so PERFECT.
listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
thinking about the way eddie coos when he sinks his cock into you for what feels like the millionth time in one night just to hear how wet you are, you’re whining in embarrassment bc you can hear the loud squelching noises of arousal and air pushing its way out of you but eddie just pushes your thighs out wider and hums, “hear that, baby? listen to your sweet little pussy talking to me— fuck— give me one more, come on.”
Thinking about having a pretty naked puppyboy wearing nothing but a collar and leash cockwarming me under my desk while I’m in an online class.
Absentmindedly petting a hand through his hair and listening to his little involuntary noises. If he gets impatient and starts to lick or suck, then tangling my fingers at the nape of his neck and pulling until he whines. Closing my thighs around his head to shut him up if I have to unmute.
When class is over, if he’s been good, I’ll finally let him suck me off until I cum all over his pretty begging face. And if he’s been really good, I might pull him up onto my lap and make him hump my leg until he cums, shaking and whining like the little puppywhore that he is.
The preservation of male sexual access to women is at the heart of racist and sexist movements, presently and throughout history. I am critical of anything that encourages women to "evaluate" or dissolve their sexual boundaries and anything that forces women to be accessible to males.
Headcanon that Mike isn't great at cooking so Ness is the one to cook.
canon.
everything Mike cooks gets burn or set on fire
"better over cooked than undercooked, right?" Mentality
Which is TRUE.....
but also omg sir you can't cook for shit
I'd like to think he'd try to get better at it though.... Having Ness cook when he gets off from a whole day of already doing so and waiting tables has gotta be rough.
So yeah, Mike's not the best at cooking... But I think he'd still try and get better over time as a result