#levi is upset with me?!

[astaroth1357]

Don't mind me, just my mind living happily in Lesson 32 for the next some odd weeks.

#man i played favorites SO hard #mammon's not well? oh no! #asmo's acting scary? yikes! #satan's asleep? well shit #beel wont eat? dear god! #levi is upset with me?! #screaming #crying #banging my head against a wall #and staring out the window like a forlorn sailor's wife waiting for a ship on the horizon #mc people are drowning #not now levi is sad somebody get my scuba gear #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me thoughts #obey me spoilers #obey me nightbringer spoilers #obey me leviathan

[mammon-s]

Lucifer stringing you up (not upside down bc you’d die) because of some mischief you did with Mammon, but you were wearing a skirt when he tied you up there and now the rest of the brothers keep coming by to “check on you” when they’re really just finding an excuse to look up your skirt 💞

I imagine you’d be in a pose somewhat like this (link below nothing explicit just a shibari reference fully clothed)

#They are all desperate little pervs 💞💞 #Levi especially would be coming by like 10 different times to ‘make sure you’re okay’ lmao #mammon would be so upset he missed out on it bc he’d be strung up too #it’s also partially so Luci can see you in shibari #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me smut #obey me suggestive

[cosmicstarlatte]

Wedding (Obey Me!)

First Guest: Wow all the groomsmen look so handsome.

Second Guest: They're all the grooms.

MC (placing another guy up at the altar): Almost forgot one!

#My grooms would be Diavolo Lucifer Mammon Levi Beel #Omg Levi would look out of place amongst them #Who would yall marry??? #obey me shitpost #obey me headcanons #obey me shall we date #Yeah my father would be upset #BUT DAD HES GONNA BE THE FUTURE KING (Of hell yeah but we can talk about that later damn) #When I said daddy I meant LUCIFER father 🙄 #obey me humor #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹ #shitpostcifer

[asmorule34]

diavolo after he calls luke a chihuahua (this is the most sinister april fool’s prank he could conjure up) and luke responds w “get ur nose out of my business and into the hands of a plastic surgeon.”

#barbatos comforting diavolo like he wasn’t the one who taught luke that insult : 🤗 #this is obvi a joke bcuz diavolo’s tamest april fools prank would be announcing he’s stepping down as king #which would result in demons and witches and reapers tearing eachother apart because there are no longer rules #the celestial realm and human world catch word of this and explode into chaos #the three realms are ablaze. everyone is dying. suffering is commonplace. #then diavolo goes APRIL FOOLS GUYS because he is so silly and so fun #then everybody realizes how much they hated chaos and reconcile and rebuild the realms together and demons angels and humans become bff’s! #when he gets asked about this later he says HAHA THIS WAS ALL ACCORDING TO THE PLAN OF MY EXCHANGE PROGRAM! (it was absolutely not) #(he thought the worst that could happen was lucifer getting upset) #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me diavolo #obey me luke #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #i spam tag but i am free.

[nerdy-talks]

Obey Me! Scenario : When Insults Backfire

! Trigger Warning ! - mild suggestion of verbal degradation/degradation kink

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*MC compliments Solomon in front of Barbatos*

Barbatos : You are simply hopeless, aren’t you?

MC : What did you just call me?

Barbatos : Though I suppose I can't expect much more from a naïve human.

MC : Hopeless? Naïve? Hehehe....

Solomon : You really shouldn’t insult my adorable apprentice like that, Barbatos.

MC : Well now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves-

Barbatos : Shall I insult you instead then? Imbecile.

MC : I beg to differ. Solomon is far from being an imbecile.

Barbatos : *looks at Solomon* It appears your apprentice isn’t very bright either. Why else would they choose to defend someone like you?

MC : He’s a wonderful teacher and an amazing friend, I trust him implicitly.

Barbatos : How foolishly misguided…

MC : Thank you

Barbatos : Quite dense, too.

MC : Aww, you’re too kind

Barbatos : It appears I have two imbeciles on my hands.

MC : Say it again. What am I?

Barbatos : I believe I just called you an imbecile.

MC : Elaborate.

Solomon : That's not necessary-

Barbatos : A moron.

MC : Hmm...

Barbatos : Dolt.

MC : Ohhh...

Barbatos : Simpleton.

MC : Ahhh...

Barbatos : Idiot. Or are you just too dim-witted to understand?

MC : Yes, keep going. More. Please degrade me more~

Barbatos : ….

Solomon : ….

Barbatos : I’ve changed my mind. I believe “pervert” is a much more fitting way to describe you.

MC : Mmmm, yessss~

Solomon : I really need to keep you away from Asmodeus…

#just imagine the look of disgust on Barbatos's face #not to mention how disappointed Solomon would be lol #when it doubt just blame Asmo xD #actually Levi would probably be the one to blame here #since it's canon that he likes verbal abuse #I'd honestly be pretty upset if someone insulted me like this. especially someone I know/like/care about #I'd rather be called a bitch instead of being called stupid xD #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #obey me nightbringer solomon #obey me nightbringer barbatos #obey me scenario #obey me scenarios #obey me crack #obey me barbatos scenario #obey me mc #obey me imagine #obey me nightbringer imagine #obey me nightbringer scenario #tw : degradation

[maegalkarven]

I like how Levi and Gortash break each other's boundaries all the time, but somehow it's fine bc it's them.

"Integrity is all and good and I'll fight teeth and nail to keep it. But also if my husband decides on some incredibly major thing for me, I somehow do not really mind."

This is an unhealthy dynamic what works wonders for them.

Gortash plans their wedding without as much as informing Levi of it. Levi is practically dragged to the altar.

Levi makes Gortash immortal by interweaving their lifespans and making sure one can't die while the other is alive (he uses the wish spell). Gortash only finds out about it 15-20 years later when ppl start to notice he doesn't fucking age, and also several assassins' attacks what should have been fatal left him with just some more scars to wear. People whisper their achduke is unkillable.

Gortash creates the genius little implant for Levi's eye bc he hates seeing the mark Orin left on Levi's face and hates even more Levi using Raphael's eye as the prosthetic eye.

The tricky part is what the implant should change along with Levi's body when he shifts into wild form. It won't do for his husband's head to explode because the prosthetic eye is too big for the bird's head.

He tries it on several test subjects until it's perfect. It's both a great gift and a claim over Levi's body; the eye is also a tracking device and basically works as a scrying eye.

Levi doesn't even ask about possible tracking installments and waves it off with a laugh when Wyll brings it up with concern.

Levi kills people he thinks are unnecessary in Gortash's life, regardless of Gortash's opinion on the matter.

And so on.

#dark urge: levi #durgetash #the dark urge x enver gortash #dark urge x gortash #durge x gortash #also levi is incredibly INTO body horror. he looses a body part and it can't be restored by magic? #he damn sure races back to his husband all excited bc ENVER IT'S SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. DO THE THING YOU DID WITH THE EYE #ENVER WHY ARE YOU UPSET? #while Gortash looks at like half of a limb of his husband missing and prays he doesn't kill the idiot himself #tbh Levi's regenerative abilities are on the top so it only happens like 500 years into their marriage #but still #gortash looking at the only person but noah he actually prefers to keep their flesh: why are you like this #levi: hmm...bhaal probably. so? give me a hand here #gortash: *groans*

[c-kiddo]

finished scavengers reign s1 .

#theres only 1 season rn but. i assume theyre setting up a second one too . based on the ending #kiddo say #spoilers ahead : #the flowers T_T #with the baby levis is killing me. little guys . thats so funny and silly and T_T awwwww w bebe levi #and ALSO . ursula wearing a pink shirt like sam. dies. #ursula and azi teaming up was very ghostbird + grace core to me. ngl i was so excited about it #man that was good . im glad my little autism guy barry lived #and got away from kris. even tho he was so upset at first :(((( #aahg. everything was just so good and interesting and i feel like theres so many layers to things to talk about . #like i need to go back through and note all the things that were connected to eachother bc its so much. through the whole ecosystem #of the planet but then also interpersonal things too #but. i feel like only liek 2 people have watched this show . #so if you have .stares autismly o_o #like th big creature that ate kamen

[aengelren]

Officially two weeks left..

#spoilers no NOT read further if you’re an anime only #&2&3&3&3&:9:9:9:9:&:’!;!;!! #how am i supposed to see my baby d!e in 14 days #i remember when 139 dropped i grieved for MONTHS #the whole internet was going crazy #anyways #I’m truly upset over this like seeing it become ‘real’ and ending a journey that’s been with me for so long is hard #we’ll make the most of it #</3 #eren jaeger #attack on titan #eren #shingeki no kyojin #aot #eren yeager #anime #mikasa ackerman #Levi Ackerman

[st4rboyhere]

Well that got a lot more attention then I though it would.

First part: Upsetting Levi

(@beezlebubsslut and @m4mmonn asked for a part two)

He knew the reason you were keeping your hand on his crotch to purposely make him upset and flustered, moving it to his thighs whenever he tried to grind against it, only putting it back after a few minutes have passed.

His hands shake, the controller almost falling out of his hands as your fingers slip past the waistband of his boxers, thumb and forefinger ghosting against the head.

You quickly grab his cock hard and slip it out his boxers, a choked moan coming from levi as he twitches intensely from your touch.

His cock stood tall, twitching and pathetically weeping against his stomach, his eyes shutting as you ran your finger up and down his slit, loud pants replacing with desperate moans and pleas for you to do more.

“Mm..no,” you say, removing your fingers from his cock and continuing to watch him play.

“Oh Levi..Its looks like you died..were you even paying attention? Now I’m definitely not gonna touch you.”

You took out your phone, ignoring his apology’s and sobbing.

God, this was just way to fun.

masterlist

#obey me levi x mc #levi smut #obey me levithan #levi x you #levi x reader #levi drabble #do you ever eat water #im a simp #obey me shall we date #upsetting Levi

[lostmanuscript]

I know it's my blog but also I feel bad for constantly switching fos... just. Alan.

#thinking abt his death screen animation and how like. there is a scene in my head of levi finding him like that during one of the loops #and just. angsty shit. #that death screen is brutal. #like ppl talk abt it in a jokey ''look at my babygirl'' kinda way and the first time i saw it i almost broke down #it made me physically upset

[constellationcore]

every so often I think back to that long Jonah “rose colored” glasses post I made and think about the approximate three others I’ve attempted to made since (about Sarah, evie, and Ruth iirc) but I’ve deleted all of them in the massive fear that they’ll be ooc

I’d like to think of those sorts of posts, and even some of my art to a certain extent, like funny shaped clouds where people point at them and say “that’s not Ruth shaped at all” and I will cry internally and never judge clouds again

#elliotisonline #I’m just one guy yaknow ? I try my best to make art and things I enjoy #but am also terrified that I’ll inadvertently cause upset by severely mischaracterizing #not that I’ve ever personally gotten criticism like that? but I’ve seen enough of it levied fairly that I worry i'll still mess up yk #it’s such a silly thing in reality. I am just one tiny person. but I don’t want to fuck up :’) #i'll probably delete this later. this feels very whiny to me but sometimes. the anxiety wins out

[journey-to-the-attic]

hope you don't mind me pretty much spamming your ask box lately 😭 /lh

but yeah like i said jtta is consuming my mind and it's all i've been thinking abt these days /pos

i remember when i was re-reading it a few days ago, i saw httyd get mentioned and i got so happy (i LOVE httyd 😭)

what does IK think of the movies if she has seen them??!?! 👀

also i hc satan would love toothless, since he acts like a cat sometimes and satan loves cats-

ty that's all i have for today *disappears into thin air*

no worries it's not spam at all!! i always love getting asks ^^

and heck yeah ik would love the movies!! anything with cool dragons has always been a shoe-in for her, so you'd have been likely to find her watching them whenever she got bored at home when she was younger

ik has a toothless plushie from aunt lisa and every time he visits her house satan always finds and sits there holding it the entire time. he only refrains from just taking it home with him because he knows ik would get upset (she gets him his own at some point and he nearly cries)

#answering asks #valenrien #personally while i do love the movies in isolation i think they're AWFUL adaptations of the og books #like. they didn't even include the dragon furious???? or the dragon rebellion??? #alvin the treacherous is some other guy entirely. as are fishlegs and snotlout and stoick and just about everyone else #also they completely replaced camicazi with astrid who (and i'm sorry for this is vastly inferior) #(tbf i guess camicazi's name might have been a bit of an issue. and if they were gonna pair her with hiccup i'm glad they just replaced her #they didn't even give hiccup the red hair and blue eyes #let me clarify my stance. the httyd movies are great but they really should've just changed some of the names #and done it as an original story #because it is basically an entire separate entity to the books #anyway ik doesn't share my opinions on the matter because she's just like 'cool dragons? sold' #though she would be a little upset about the lack of book toothless (who is tiny and green and also such a little shit) #i do however like to imagine that levi would share in my pain

[cosmicstarlatte]

TIL I suck at rhythm games.

Also:

KARASU IS SO CUTE

KARASU IS SO CUTE

KARASU IS SO CUTE

KARASU IS SO CUTE

KARASU IS SO CUTE

#obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #AHAHAHA DEVILSITTERS THO!?!? WE HAVE A BABY MONITOR YALL #YO CHECK OUT NOODLE BOY BWAHAHAHAHA #I WAS GIGGLING SO HARD WHEN LEVI GOT EXCITED ABOUT THE RURI PHONE THING HE IS SO FREAKIN PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #I'm upset about getting the Asmo UR...he forever haunts me im sorry he's my least favorite lol #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹

[zincbot]

just housed the first 6 episodes of scavengers reign. i'm so fucking upset

#scavengers reign #scavengers reign spoilers #LEVI #ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #levi's death actually actually made me cry #and azi's reaction was fucking brutal #because! they were just fuckinh learning how to live dammit #god i wish azi had been able to kill that stupid psychic bastard #oh my god #this show is so good but i'm ruined. levi.. #like since ep 1 i was waiting for major character death cause i thought no way are all these mfers getting out of here alive #buti wasn't expecting levi... especially because i was really really intrigued by how their transformation into #a blend of biological and mechanical was going. the way azi softened. the wish to go swimming. #the way that blending with the mold connected levi to the natural world for the first time. made them realize they could be a part of it #the dream they had. where they had biological hands. man. man. I'm literally ruined. i'm so upset #oh also sam died/is abt to die whatever- #i'm Kidding okay it's just that sam's incoming death was a lot longer coming esp with all the environmental clues. #the mimic plant things are such an interesting idea a thing about this show i LOVE is how it shows different flora and fauna interacting #it's so good it's such good speculative biology #sam: literally dying #me: wow this is so interesting #the behaviour of the mimic was very interesting too it returned to try and rebury sam as a priority #very cool #anyway this show rules but WAAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAA

[earl-grey-love]

I've definitely been spoiled with content of my faves in this game. I'd like to thank my luck for that.

#I pulled 2 of the Satan URs from free daily summons #super lucky 💕 #happy cus one of them let me unlock his uniform outfit on the home screen which great cus #hot take but I don't like their demon forms I think they look a bit silly in those outfits? #exception is Barbs btw its impossible for him not to look perfect #actually my fave Levi UR+ that I got I was originally upset about cus I got it while trying to get a duplicate of a Barbs card #I got 2 of the Levi one but now its one of my strongest and favourite cards #he looks sooooooooo cute and happy in it 😍 #I have the most cards of these 3 but I also have 5 solo cards of Simeon too #I have very mixed and complicated feelings about him tbh #but I like him more than some of the others so idm having him on my team #sunny speaks #ship: anything for you dear #ship: cat demon #ship: levi up

[omtai]

tfw I already feel like a bother for simply existing in the store and then the person at the till looks at me rock up and quietly says to themselves “oh god” before selling me my stupid fucking jeans … gonna be honest kitten do you want me to kill myself

#whatever. WHATEVER! #i got secondhand levis for £10 so I don’t care. #but I do care #I am never gonna be a customer ever again bro #and I feel stupid for being a little upset #cuz I told my sister and she made me feel like an idiot for assuming they were saying that to me #maybe cuz I was the only one there and they were fucking LOOKING at me #whatever. I don’t care