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melon-cream-enmu · 1 year

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Repost from old blog (bringing this here for the sake of linking it in the mc spell induced heat smut that I’m working on)

Obey me dick headcanons!

Cw horse cock, monster cock, just lots of nonhuman cocks. Can be seen as teratophilia so avoid if you wish to. First person but I don’t describe myself, just use ‘I, me, my’ and the like. I do say I want Lucifer to make me his housewife, so a gendered term there. I am afab so thats what this includes. Also asmo has/can have a pussy in addition to his cock so if you don’t like that please avoid. Mention of piss in Satan’s, but not graphic

Belphie has a horse cock and I mean an actual horse cock

Is he a cow? Yeah I mean aesthetically so it wouldn’t be a horse but shut up and let me fantasize about him lazily softly rocking his hips as the fat flat tip pops wetly in and out of me before easing it into me. Already so overstimulated and have cum so many times, the first time he pulls out there’s creamy white cum on the dark base of his cock, or however far down I could go

Levis dick is three slick purple slime looking appendages all twisting together into one ‘cock’ but as he gets closer to coming the unfurl inside me and there’s very small suckers that clamp onto my walls and he can hardly pull out if he can at all, his cock wanting to stay in me as long as possible.

Beel…..oh beel….his cock🤤large round glowing knot near the base, full of eggs to be pumped into me….so much cum spurred into me in ways to fertilize those eggs. He worked me open with his tongue and fingers for hours in hopes of opening me up as much as possible. Cant decide if it would be actual fly mutant monster creatures or demon babies with cute fly like irises and lil wet scrumpled wings that need to dry and unfurl. Maybe mutant monster baby thingies when he’s not in his rut but when he is in his rut, I’ll be prepared to be extra round and heavy with lil cute babies. Or they don’t fertilize at all unless he’s in a rut, idk

Asmos dick…I can’t decide if I want it to be a pretty thing sculpted by the Greek gods…or armored like a scorpions tail…🤔… either way he has a pussy too, or can phase between his glorious sleek cock and a gorgeous pussy with the cutest softest patch of hair neatly groomed on his mound

Satan may also have a horse cock…cuz his thing…it’s…it’s a unicorn…I don’t headcannon him having a bumpy cat like cock like I’ve seen others headcannon. I have a very love/hate relationship with Satan, and that comes into play with my absolute turn off of heavy pet play and role play aspects, so I don’t really want to headcanon him with something so…domesticated? I also want him to hate fuck the piss outta me and degrade me for it, all while using it to wetly abuse my clit with his fingers. And gOD horse cocks just sound so yummy, that big massive tip popping in for the first time, god this man would have me crying and begging for more. And don’t get me started on how badly I want him to slap his long, thick, heavy as fuck cock on my pussy until my lips are all red and I can’t handle not having it in me any longer

Mammon I’m not sure about. Stuck between textured, tapered, and with white down feathers instead of pubes, or very human like with lots of cold piercings…I don’t know, but whatever it looks like he knows how to use it. He’s whiney and loving and sweet….looking very submissive and breedable my guy keep it up

Now Lucifer…his cock is….wow. It’s thick, long, heavy, very human, but absolutely gorgeous. That’s really all I can say about his. I just want him to fuck me and call me stupid and his stupid little human, too weak to survive on my own, has to marry me and make me his lil house wife and toy

Diavolo….also…has a horse cock….dontlookatme. I just can’t think of a demon prince having a human cock. But it’s so pretty. Not like Satan or belphies(who have dark bases but green and purple on the rest of the length respectively) diavolos is a dark base with the rest being his skin color.

Barbatos. I don’t think about him a lot? I don’t know I don’t hate him I don’t adore him he just exists as a good character. His dick/s like his tail, long, slim, wet, and split off into two at the tip

#obey me smut #cream om #lucifer x mc #mammon smut #leviathan smut #satan smut #asmodeus smut #beelzebub smut #belphegor smut #diavolo x mc #barbatos smut #cream filled

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viemags · 9 months

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Obey Me Boys & Royals Horn Headcanons

I was just browsing through my notes to delete some documents that I don't need anymore, then I saw these Headcanons about the OM! Boys that I had like a year ago and just wanted to share the "old me" rants I have about them! This is hella adorable(stupid really) and I have A LOT of things I want to say, yet some may be bullshit so yea... Hope you enjoy!

LUCIFER

Lucifart...pfftt definately me giving awful nickname just to piss him off. Remember the audio drama where his brothers butcher his name, this is another one yet inappropriate lol. Sweet because this mf lowers his pride for you and let's you touch his sensitive horns. You will also have the luxury to groom them. I would also be really curious about the gem on his forehead. He purrs too!(Tries to hide, but slips when he's really comfy) 10/10 would do again♡

MAMMON (Why is there no Yellow?🥲)

Mammoney corkscrew horn? Would it work tho? Imagine when he was new to it and young he tried doing it just to be cool and as a party trick lol. Would it work if I curl my hair in it? If I like drop a marble would it glide? The possibilities of his horns are endless! Also joysticks pfft. 10/10 would recommend for teasing with an abundance of my love for him. He probably does weird sounds when you stroke his horns, but will relax and just purr happily when he gets used to it.

LEVIATHAN

When I first saw Levi's horns I thought, are those tree branches? Not in a bad way, but in a Levi "woah" way 'cuz their unique like Mammon's, but cooler because they branch out! You can put ornaments or flowers in it!! Or tease him if you can hang little hangers and laundry to dry them hwhw. Goes hsssss when pleased by the horn petting.

SATAN

Satan's horns looks rough and sharp like his tail probably because of his aggression I dunno. Still Imagine putting flowers in it, cute. Or OR him putting the kitties on top of his horns ahhh!! He also purrs! I will die if he purrs AND the kitties purr at the same time! And me being a little shit reving it like a motorcycle🤦🏻‍♀️ (Be ready for some wild goose chase around HOL)

ASMODEUS

I can see Asmo having horns that shine or like reflects light because he takes care of it religiously. Also probably puts glitter in it. I would jokingly use it as joysticks too ngl. Also it's very unique too since his has an ombre!! Would def look good with rings and other accessories. Would downright moan when his horns are touched, whether it's because he is enjoying it or just teasing you.

BEELZEBUB

Beel's horns are built different lol, but fr tho his are the only one curling forward to his face unlike the others where they curl on the sides of their heads. Makes me think I can hold on to it, but probably not a good idea. Tho what if his horns be built like that if it represents how he is someone who they can rely on to carry them when their in need. And Belphie taking it literally by making Beel carry him. Would be really good for putting accessories, and it would make a very happy Beel♡

BELPHEGOR

When I first saw Belphie's horn my initial thought is, "that shits heavy, is your head ok?" I get it he's a cow , but that's probably one of the reasons he's always asleep 'cuz his head is too heavy he's always tired picking it up lol. Would definately play and twirl my fingers around it.

DIAVOLO

Dia's horns spells WEALTHY. I feel like I'm not worthy of touching it because I'm broke lol. I think the gold spots might be cold to the touch, but his horns are warm. Imagine helping him with his papers, and when you take a break his instinct is to flop his head on your lap, and make you play with his horns. Would def goof around until Barbs walks in with a stick threatening you both to finish you tasks lol. Give Dia more physical affection and love♡

BARBATOS

Barbs' horn make me do a double take because are those wings? They look like sticks? Will they break if I touch them? Will they flap? Brothers go brr when Barbs flies with his horns. Just kidding. Very unique and creepy at first. Got me thinking If Solomon asked to play with it before. Also what if you're the only one Barbs lets to touch his horns! Since he can see the future he can predict when you wanted to ask to touch his horns, so he will take extra care of it, and devise the perfect environment and break you both have to relax♡

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me barbatos #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me headcanons #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan

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mammonsdabloon · 1 year

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Obey Me! as my quote book #1

Warnings: nothing really except swearing

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Luke: “What’s grooming?”

Simeon: “it’s cleaning, like bathing a dog.”

Solomon: “it’s also a felony!”

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Belphie: “cloud cum.”

Lucifer: “it’s water.”

Belphie: “….cloud cum.”

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Belphie: “bitch right now I can’t even remember my name I think it’s like Jessica or something.”

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Diavolo, at 1AM: “I would like to learn how to yodel.”

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Belphie: “LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE. I SAID OYASUMI THAT MEANS GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.”

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Simeon: “you can’t dive head first or you’ll hurt your head and DIE.”

Luke: “well I’ve never died in my entire life!”

Simeon: *trying not to laugh*

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Mammon: “I’ll call you back, a plane just crashed into my car.”

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Thirteen: *takes pill out of tits* “I’m like a pez dispenser.”

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Mammon, in a box: “Hi! Say it back!”

Lucifer: “do I look like I want to say it back?”

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MC: *holds penny*

Satan: “don’t you dare throw Abraham Lincoln at me.”

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Random news article: “black holes may not be black, or even holes.”

Mammon: “THEN WHAT ARE THEY??? WHITE SQUARES?? PURPLE TRIANGLES??!”

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Satan: “you built like a sixteenth note.”

Lucifer: “….”

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Mammon: “think of it as your initiation.”

MC: “being told you’re a piece of shit?”

Mammon: “yeah!”

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Literally everyone to Solomon: “no I am convinced you are not human you have to be some kinda fucking NPC!”

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Solomon: “how to claim your soda: put a glow stick in it! No one else is doing that.”

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MC, over the phone: “what’re you doing?”

Satan: “watching the scooby doo movie half asleep…”

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Levi: “cremate me and put me in a salt shaker.”

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Asmo: “ushy gushy my puss-“

Levi: “stop.”

Asmo: “no.”

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MC: “set your heart ablaze.”

Levi: “STOP.”

MC: “yeah, that’s a great story title.”

Levi: “STOP IT.”

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Thirteen: “bro give me Solomon’s address so I can go to his crusty ass residence.”

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Barbatos: “does anyone have scissors?”

Diavolo: “scissors?”

Barbatos: “never mind I have a knife.”

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Lucifer: “Mario is a 40yr old man who lives in his mothers basement.”

Levi: “….”

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Barbatos: “my new students are equipped with flamethrowers.”

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Beel: “when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. Or make orange juice and make everyone wonder how you did it.”

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Asmo: “why would I bring indoor kids outside.”

Levi: “Asmo, out of all the things to do in the summer why would you play OUTSIDE??”

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Mephisto: “I am not trying to cosplay as roadkill on a sunday evening.”

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Raphael: “it doesn’t take much convincing you’d be surprised at how much you can have me do.”

Luke: “can you do a cartwheel?”

Solomon: “can you be my hit man?”

Raphael: “YES.”

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there will be more 👁️👁️

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666writingcafe · 2 years

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Spirit Week (The Remix)

Author's Note: I am starting my rewrite after Satan sends his congratulations sticker.

MC: He's referring to the start of Spirit Week next Monday.

Mammon: THANK YOU!!!!

Asmo: I know. I was just messing with him.

Mammon: HEEEEY!!! *angry emoji*

Satan: Spirit Week? Wait, have they made an announcement about that?

Beel: Yes, from the RAD Newspaper Club.

Mammon: Wait, you mean you knew about this too?! Seriously?!

Satan: I turned off notifications for the RAD account, so I didn't notice.

Mammon: They never shut up, do they? It's annoying.

Asmo: Yeah, I know. I turned off notifications for both RAD and Mammon.

Mammon: *angry sticker*

MC: I've been ordered to not turn off any notifications, so...

Satan: Who told you? Lucifer?

MC: Diavolo.

Satan: Never mind, then. No overriding that.

Beel: This year's themes: Monday: Wedding Day; Tuesday: Hawaiian Day; Wednesday: Pajama Day; Thursday: Pink Insanity Day; Friday: Beach Day

Satan: So, for Wedding Day, you think we can just wear a tuxedo?

Asmo: A tuxedo?! How DULL! Weddings are all about wearing DRESSES! Everybody knows that!

MC: I'm dressing up as the groom.

Asmo: Can I be the bride????

MC: No. Our marriage would immediately end in divorce, I'm afraid. We're better off friends.

Asmo: *several crying emojis*

Beel: Well, the best part about Pajama Day is that I won't even have to put on clothes when I get out of bed that morning.

MC: Don't you sleep in the nude???

Beel: No...? I wear boxers.

MC: Somehow, I don't think Lucifer's going to let you walk out of the house in just your boxers, Beel. At least throw on an old t-shirt and some sweatpants.

Beel: Are you dressing up for Pajama Day?

MC: No. I won't be able to stay awake if I do.

Mammon: The only good day is Beach Day on Friday.

Asmo: I bet you're planning on heading straight to the beach after school, aren't you Mammon?

Mammon: You betcha! *sunglasses emoji*

Satan: Well, if you're thinking of going to Siren Beach, you'd better be careful.

Mammon: Why?

Satan: Don't you remember what happened last year at the Monster Fair?

Mammon: Oh yeah, Levi released Lotan into the ocean.

Asmo: That was horrifying! *scared emoji*

Beel: *shivering dog sticker*

Mammon: *dead sticker*

MC: What was Monster Fair?

Asmo: It was sort of like a human world pet show in a way. People bring in a monster which they show off, and the best one wins.

Asmo: Do you have a pet, MC?

MC: Back in the human world, I have four cats.

Asmo: Well, I think any pet would be cuter than that sea serpent of Levi's.

MC: You really don't read the RAD messages, do you?

Levi: It wasn't a sea serpent.

Mammon: There he is.

Levi: Lotan is the seven-headed sea monster. He was my second-best friend after Henry.

Levi: He would've won first place for sure, but then Lucifer said I couldn't keep him in the house, so I had to release him into the ocean.

MC: That explains a few things...

Levi: Lotaaaaaannnnn

Levi: *crying sticker*

Mammon: Such a pain in the butt...

Satan: So, as a result, there will be no Monster Fair this year.

Mammon: They should've cancelled Spirit Week, too.

Lucifer: I won't allow it.

MC: Won't, or can't?

Mammon: *shocked sticker*

Levi: *shocked sticker*

Satan: *shocked sticker*

Asmo: *shocked sticker*

Beel: Bye, MC. It was nice knowing you.

Lucifer: Can't. Diavolo looks forward to Spirit Week most of all.

Mammon: SUCH a pain in the butt...

Asmo: How did you not die?!

#obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me brothers #obey me asmo #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub

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hoesoflamentation · 3 years

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intro + masterlist (18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI)

i am currently not accepting requests.

About Me

haley, 23, bisexual (she/they)

pathetic little meow meow

formerly located @ belphicorn

i write a lot of obey me! smut

infp, 6w7, cancer sun, aquarius moon

i simp for a lotta 2d characters, but my faves include mammon, simeon, mephistopheles, sakusa, tsukishima, oikawa, & nishinoya

Friend Me

om! id: 2651294160

Recents:

500 Followers Event (status: CLOSED!)

Smut Commissions (status: CLOSED!)

K!nktober 2021 Masterlist (18+)

50 Shades of Obey Me! (18+)

Who is your Obey Me! baby daddy? (18+)

Plan a wedding & I'll tell you which Obey Me! guy is your groom

Who is your actual Obey Me! soulmate?

Which Obey Me! guy would f**k you? (18+)

Which Obey Me! smut trope are you? (18+)

Lucifer

Don't provoke me. (Lucifer x AFAB!MC, 18+ 🎃

Like you did for him (Lucifer x AFAB!MC + Levi x AFAB!MC, 18+)

Mammon

Playtime with Daddy. (Mammon x F!MC, 18+ 🎃)

What Daddy wants. (Mammon x F!MC, 18+ 🎃)

One hell of a birthday present. (Mammon x GN!MC, 18+)

You deserve better. (Mammon x F!MC, 18+)

Leviathan

That's an order. (admiral!Levi x GN!MC, 18+ 🎃)

Like you did for him (Lucifer x AFAB!MC + Levi x AFAB!MC, 18+)

"See something you like?" (admiral!Levi x GN!MC, 18+)

Satan

tbd~

Asmodeus

The way you look tonight. (Asmo x GN!MC, 18+ 🎃)

Beelzebub

Open your mouth. (Beel x GN!MC x Belphie, 18+ 🎃)

The whole thing. (Beel x GN!MC, 18+ 🎃)

Good enough to eat (Beel x GN!MC, 18+)

Belphegor

Open your mouth. (Beel x GN!MC x Belphie, 18+ 🎃)

Diavolo

Breed me like you mean it. (primal!Diavolo x AFAB!MC, 18+ 🎃)

Barbatos

Birthday breeding (Barbatos x F!MC, 18+)

Solomon

"You're so needy." (Solomon x F!MC, 18+)

Simeon

tbd~

Mephistopheles

tbd~

Raphael

tbd~

Thirteen

tbd~

The Seven Demons of Christmas (Brothers, Diavolo, & GN!MC)

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me smut #obey me fluff #obey me fanfic #obey me crack #obey me headcanons #hoesoflamentation masterlist #masterlist

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ded-space · 3 years

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A Stray Puppy, Can We Keep It?? (GN!Teen!MC!) Ft. The OM! Bro's

Reblogging Perms ✅

*You and the bro's (except Lucifer who's with Diavolo) were walking home from School when they hear a soft whimper*

Mammon:GAhh! Oi! Who's there! *Takes Stance*

Satan: Sigh.. It sounds like a small animal.

Asmo: Oou! I hope it's a cute one!

Beel: Is it tasty?

Belphie: I don't think so.. Beel.

Levi: Eer- It sounds like it's coming from that alleyway..

Mc: Let's investigate! *You look down the alleyway and see a small puppy in a box"

Satan: By the looks of it it's been here a while..

Asmo: I bet it would clean up nice! :D

Mammon: What're we gonna do 'bout it?

Levi: Of course we have to take care of it!

Belphie: We don't have to.

Beel: But we should.

Mc: Let's try and convince Lucifer to keep her!

Beel: How do you know it's a- *Hand covers his mouth*

Belphie: You will learn in anatomy class next semester..

Satan: Hmm.. Mc, I believe you would have the best shot at getting Lucifer's approval. I think you should be the one to talk to him about it.

Mc: Me!?

Asmo: Yep! It's because he's crushing on you!

Mammon: Tsk!

Levi: Hm Hm! Stupid Mammon is also!

Mammon: Shuddup! Dumb Otaku! Ya like Mc too!

Levi: EEhhh!? *Blushies*

Asmo: Ouu! He didn't deny it! Things are getting interesting!

Belphie: And nowhere..

Beel: *Found some jerky in his pocket*

Satan: I agree, *snatches the jerky from Beel* She's Probably hungry. *offers out the food to the puppy*

Belphie: *Pats pouting Beel on back* It'll be alright we have more at home.

Beel: Mm 😔

Mammon: Won't it bite ya?

Levi: W-why would she, we're feeding her?

Asmo: If she's scared, it's possible that she might bite.

*The puppy crawls out of the box, inching towards the offering*

Satan: Despite being more of a cat person myself, I must say this puppy is quite cute.

Levi: I-I think she has a bit of a limp?

Asmo: Poor thing!

Belphie: She might be too tired to walk properly.

Beel: Mm Let's hope she's not injured.

*The puppy begins to naw on the jerky*

Mammon: So what're we gonna call 'er?

Asmo: Oou! How about Jem!

Beel: Bisquit!

Levi: Ruri!

Belphie: Athena?

Satan: Hinata?

Mammon: Ellie!

Mc: Those are all good names! How about we do a draw!

(A/N:I actually put the names into a randomizer)

Mc: Athena wins! So we'll call her Athena!

Asmo: She looks cold..

Satan: You're right.. Mammon, Give me your jacket.

Mammon: What!? Why mine!?

Belphie: Sigh, just give it to him Mammon.

Levi: *Chuckles*

Mammon: *Looks to Mc* Grr.. Fine. *Hands Satan his jacket.* Tsk.

Satan: *Wraps Athena in Mammon's jacket*

Beel: Can we go home now?

Asmo: Yes! Let's!

*Everyone (Except Lucifer) gets home*

Satan: Asmo would you please get the shower running?

Asmo: Sure!

Satan: Beel and Belphie, will you two go out and try to find some dog food for Athena.

Beel: Mm.

Belphie: Argh I'm tired but I guess..

Satan: Mammon, will you help out in cleaning her off?

Mammon: Yeah, aight.

Satan: Levi, since you found using Mammons jaket so funny earlier would you throw it in the wash?

Levi: Fine-

Mc: I'll start thinking about how to approach Lucifer about this.

Satan: Good Idea.

*Everyone except Lucifer meets back up in the common room in preparation for his arrival*

*Athena is clean and groomed. Beel and Belphie are back with the dog food.*

*Click-Click, the door unlocks*

Lucifer: *Walks in* Why are you all gathered here?

Mc: We made a friend on our way home from school! *Holds up Athena, who's wagging her tail*

Lucifer: She's very cute, who does she belong to?

Mc: ..She was abandoned.. Please Lucifer can we keep her!? Athena is the sweetest! And We'll take good care of her!

Lucifer: You already named her!?

Mc: Yeah, we did a draw. Belphie chose the name, I think it suits her.

Lucifer: I don't think my brothers can handle the responsibility that comes with having a pet.. Just think about what happened to Henry 1.0..

Levi: T-that's different!

Mc: The 7 of us can split the responsibility and i'll make sure she's taken care of so please! We all worked together to take care of her just now! Satan, Asmo, and Mammon all washed and groomed her! Beel and Belphie went out and got her food! Levi washed Mammon's jacket and I played with her while we waited for you to get home!

Lucifer: Why did Levi have to wash Mammon's.. I suppose it's irrelevant.

Everyone: *Puppy dog eyes (Even Satan)*

Lucifer: ..Eer- Very well! However, if I find out she's not being well taken care of she is going to be put up for adoption! You're lucky I'm a dog person..

Everyone: Thank You Lucifer!

Mc: *You give Lucifer the biggest hug!*

Asmo: Is Lucifer blushing!?

Lucifer: N-No I'M NOT

Mammon: *Click* *Flash*

Lucifer: MAMMONN!!

Mammon: EEK!

Levi: HEHEHEH

Satan: Pfft-

Beel: MUNCH *He ate all the dog food while everyone was talking*

Belphie: ZzZzzZZ *Fell asleep*

Athena: ARRF! 🐶 *snuggles Lucifer's leg*

A Month Later;

*Athena follows everyone around, marching behind people cutely*

Mammon: *Taught Athena some tricks, how to play dead, roll over, and shake! Fetch.. is a work in progress..*

Beel: *Now has a little friend to share leftovers with*

Asmo: *Put's little accessories and outfits on Athena, He's constantly pampering her.*

Lucifer: *Enjoys when Athena lays on his lap as he watches TV or does paperwork. It's a very cute sight.*

Belphie: *Athena likes to take naps with Belphie*

Satan: *Likes taking Athena to different dog parks, sometimes with Mammon so they can play*

Levi: *Athena likes to tap keys on his gaming pc, it's all cute, fun and games until he loses his save..*

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books-and-catears · 3 years

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Allow me to share another brainrot,, time traveler mc

After they time travelled with the help of barbatos and belphie performed creeky crack on neck, and then they came back, Tiny problem, they accidentally gained a small part of barbatos's time travel magik somehow

And god was it chaotic the first few month's - accidentally creating time lines and having to get out of them-- they keep a small journal of a diagram wherever they jump to, and usually go to solomon or, of course, barbatos for help (barbatos becomes a father figure not clickbait) Though, this helped them became a bit more creative, they also like noting down random events that happen in timelimes

So many more opportunities for mc!! Yayyyy!!!

(I have a whole appearance for them in my head oh god i am back on my time traveler shenaigans)

Also im another regular here now *pulls up a minecart and sits sideways on it* boohoo cracker

If you're a regular here, I am freaking blessed cause your ideas are too freaking amazing. *Takes a seat next to you on the sideways Minecart*

Twisting Time Pt. 3

Barbatos: Two in one day? You're speeding up this time MC.

MC: Well it wasn't hard. Instead of fighting over who is the biggest TSL fan, I pretended to be an anime enthusiast who really wanted to know about TSL instead.

Barbatos: Is this why you were stuck in his room for the last 4 days?

MC: It took us three days to finish the whole series. He spent the fourth day ranting about his opinion on how grand it is. All I had to do was listen and smile and he randomly started crying and hugged me telling me he's grateful I'm here and listening.

Barbatos: And that's when you sprung the offer of the pact on him?

MC: Yep. And Beel was even easier.

Barbatos: You cooked up a feast for him and he agreed to a pact?

MC: Well I also promised him I'd cook this again once in two months.

Barbatos: But a feast surely must be hard to make on your own.

MC: I used Mammon and Levi's help. Pacts are a wonderful thing. *Giggles*

Barbatos: You're a sly one. *Chuckles* I hope you know what you're doing after everything you'd left behind.

This time around it was okay. You could feel it. It felt wrong at times...like it wasn't fair. Like you already knew everything ahead of time, the initial excitement of the unknown and meeting for the first time gone.

The others were all unaware of the pacts you were making. The secret was between you and them. You weren't here to fix the family among each other anymore.

You were here to fix you. You still loved them of course, only a selfish kind.

But it was all for a better future. You convinced yourself to be strong, as you prepared to pact with Asmo and Satan next.

MC: Asmo! There you are!

Asmo: Ah in a rush to see me this morning, MC? How adorable!

MC: *jokes* Of course I want to see you. Who doesn't want to see beautiful things early in the morning?

Asmo: Oh flattery will get you everywhere. Come on inside, let me me show you how beautiful I can really be.

MC: Well I heard you and Solomon have a pact. Can I have one too?

Asmo: I can't just give a pact to anybody MC. You will have to earn. I wonder how you will.

MC: Would you like to do a nostalgic fashion show with all your favourite dresses?

Asmo: .... Oh MC.

Satan: What are you hiding behind your back MC?

MC: Take a guess.

*Something meows behind MC's back*

Satan: ... A cat?!

MC: Not just any cat. I enchanted her with disguise magic so that noone else can see she's a real cat. They will just see a soft toy. *hands him the kitten*

Satan: Why are you doing this?

MC: Well Asmo said I needed to earn my pacts so I'm trying to earn yours.

Satan: ...

Cat: *meows*

Satan: Consider my pact achieved. Now come let's name and feed this kitty.

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Somewhere in a parallel timeline...

MC: Solomon! I'm so glad to find you here! I think I'm lost again.

Solomon: *sigh* Which one are you?

MC: Um the real one?

Solomon: *bigger sigh* No you're not. All of you are the real ones. But from the fact that you're not wearing a ribbon and didn't know about that means you're not MC Blue, Orange, Pink, Yellow or Green.

MC: Why are there so many versions of me??

Solomon: You've been going haywire after you came back to life. But then again even I probably can't handle Barbatos's power.

MC: And the colors?

Solomon: Every color represents the brother each version of you likes. So tell me Red or Violet? Red is Beel, Violet is Belphie.

MC: Um do you have a color? *Blushes*

Solomon: .....Why yes. *ties a white ribbon to your collar* I suppose you'd like to stay here's with me? *Smirks*

MC: *nods*

Solomon: Well then you'd better hide in my bedroom for a while. All your versions are looking for me since MC Teal took Barbatos out on a vacation.

MC: Oh. Well jeez I'm literally all over the place. *hides in his bedroom looking out*

MC Blue: *runs in crying* SOLOMON!

Solomon: Did you enter a wrong time line again?

MC Blue: I JUST SAW LUCIFER AND DIAVOLO GETTING MARRIED AND THEY ASKED ME TO BE THEIR BEST HUMAN. How could Lucifer do this to me???*crying louder*

Solomon: *trying so hard to hold back laughter* It's okay it's okay. That's not your Lucifer. Let's revisit the diagram and find your way back shall we?

*After MC Blue leaves*

MC white: Is it bad that I really wanna see that timeline they just talked about?

Solomon: I'll show you how to get there. I just hope we get to see them kiss the groom. Now let's go.

#obey me headcanon #obey me imagine #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me levi #obey me belphie #obey me lucifer #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me fluff #obey me x TimeTravller!MC #obey me x reader

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astrablossom · 4 years

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Thank you for the male mc! Being masculine, the lack of male stuff for obey me is kind of sad. That said, do you have headcanons of the sinblings giving male mc a blowjob? Like are they teasing, and would they do it in public, etc. Thank you have a good day 💜

You are so right, that's why I'm trying to expand a bit more. Lucky for you I'm working on something with the brothers being underneath so stay tuned. Anyways, here is my best headcanons for the bros. And have a nice day too :)

Lucifer: We already know he is a tease, it's practically canon. He's more of a reciever but won't say no if you ask and butter him up. After a long day you cuddle up near him in bed, kissing his ear and ask gently in a soft tone. Hearing you beg will make him likely to say yes. Sleepy blowjobs from him is the best because he looks annoyed and his hair is disheveled but secretly enjoys your length in his mouth. Domestic Lucifer at your service.

"Do all humans have such a high sex drive or is it just you?"

He believes it's a honor to even see him on his knees for you and will take his time licking and sucking the cock thoroughly. If you're being punished he won't make you cum, no matter how much you beg. Make sure to say please and thank you afterwards. He has a status to keep up so he is less likely to do anything that would ruin Diavolo or his own reputation. However he did like that one where he sucked you off on his office table. You looked so handsome with your legs open.

Mammon: A gooey mess when you asked him to give you a bj. You try to calm him down, saying it's okay if he doesn't want to but that kinda irritates him.

"THE Mammon can give even a puny human a blowjob, don't worry?" Did he just say that out loud?

The first time it happened is when you get back a bit late from a study session. You flopped down on your bed exhausted when you feel hands tugging on your clothes. "Don't worry bout' it." If you look you'll see how shy he is and you stay silent watching him pull your pants and boxers down. One thing about Mammon's blowjobs is that it's super wet. Whenever he gets down he likes suckling the entire thing in one go, salivia always catching your hole. If he is feeling kinky he'll plant kisses on your "jingle balls" (he actually said that once) while slipping a finger in. If you praise or degrade him while pushing his head further down except a loud moan. Demon is not afraid of moaning. He has no gag reflex.

Generally speaking he is a bit spontaneous and will not hesitate to give you a blowjob if he catches you talking too long with a demon or if he is just horny. He sucked you off a few times in a empty classroom or if you helped him with his money making schemes. He wants to try it in Lucifer's chair next.

Leviathan: The otaku has seen enough anime to know what to do. Will actually summon the courage to make the first move but is nervous about how you'll react to his tongue. It happens during a make out session and you unbuckle yourself when you see him moving down. However your eyes pop out when you see his tongue becoming more fork like. The tips kinda shake like a snake does.

"T-This doesn't scare you?" He looks away embarrassed and you blink.

"Baby please suck me, I'm begging you." You watch his snake like tongue slither up the base of your cock, the wet muscle squeezing like no tomorrow. If feels so weird but so good, his salivia for some reason is super slimy. But it's good for friction. Levi likes when you urge him on, praising him for how good he is and how fast you'll cum. Because he's nervous he takes his time sucking you. Prefers when you cum on his face and will call you a normie if it isn't a bucket load. Will hold your cum in his mouth for a few seconds before swallowing, he looks a bit dazed.

Considered using his tail but was too shy to ask. Not sure if this counts as public but maybe he'll suck your dick while you're live on his channel playing a game with the camera off?

Satan: The poetic demon has read his fair share of erotic books for the past millennia. But you always have to beg with him. He only gives you a blowjob on special occasions: birthday, holidays, or if he's feeling generous.

A nibbler at heart. Nibbles on the skin because he likes the feeling of your muscles thriving under his hold. He likes to take you down in one swoop and pull off slowly while pinching his lips, it's painful but somewhat erotic to you. Also like Lucifer and will tease until you're sobbing and begging his name. That's when he'll hit you with the double combo and have you spilling in no time.

"You're juices are thicker than sweet ambrosia." He once said, licking your cum off his cheek. He likes giving you a blowjob in the library as you try to read a book aloud, the stutters in your voice were too beautiful. Will do it in Lucifer's room or while Belphie is sleeping if you don't stop him.

Asmodeus: Do you need to ask? Sir Horny over here is a fan of exhibitionism. He was the one who introduced you to the gloryhole in the school bathroom.

"A quick fix if you need one! Or you could just ask me!" When you do comply it's either your greatest decision or biggest regret. He will make you stand with your shirt in between your mouth while sitting to suck you off. He starts off slow but will quickly pick up the pace before slowly down once more, chuckling when you whimper. When you least expect it he'll hit you with that double combo swirly and you grab his head tightly. He enjoys being face fucked and will swallow anything you give him.

Not a picky person but the area must be clean. The living room or his favorite stores in the fitting rooms are a go to.

Beelzebub: He once called your dick bite size and you stopped talking to him for a little bit. This might be odd to say but Beel got a big mouth. To inhale food and to suckle you like a popsicle. His tongue is hot and warm all over you and his mouth is heavenly. He has had a lot of experience with men and women in his past.

"You taste really good y'know? Now I'm a different kind of hungry." Likes when you wrap your legs around his neck as he runs his whole mouth along the side. He peppers your cock in kisses, giving you a very slow but heavy oragasm. Swallows everything and sucks the tip till you cry from overstimulation.

He isn't a fan of outside. He likes doing this in the privacy of his room.

Belphegor: Lazy bones gives the worst blowjobs when sleepy, falls asleep a lot and you have to get off in his mouth. All by yourself.

Prefers to suck you off when he can't sleep. Will crawl down to your crotch and gives your cock a nice long lick. He likes just giving you nice long licks for some reason, like a cat. It's rare when he gets seriously but if he does there is little to no spit. The clean up is too much. Tends to wake you up with his blowjobs.

"Let me warm your cock in my mouth." Often times will cockwarm your cock in his mouth but who are you to complain. He isn't keen on outdoor places but prefers semi-public places like a classroom, library, anywhere where he can sit. Will become serious if he sucks you off when Lucifer is nearby.

Bonus!

Diavolo: Absolutely loves tending to his little human. I am convinced this demon is huge so when he sucks it feels like your dick entered a hot ass cave.

He was known for a bit of party person back in his youth, often times engaging in harems so he has the experience. He does this thing where he curls his tongue just right above the tip before swiping away quickly that absolutely sends you everytime. His record for making you cum was two minutes.

"I'm sure you can do better than that. Don't disappoint your future king now."

He has your legs up over his broad shoulders as he takes you in, his tongue brushing occasionally against your hole. Each time you buck in his mouth it grooms his ego.

He won't do in public but he isn't afraid to let people know that you belong to him. Prepare for lots of ass pinches.

#obey me #shall we date obey me #shall we date? obey me #obey me fandom #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon #obey me smut #ao3 smut #obey me diavolo #obey me mc #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #astrablossom asks #obey me male mc

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harunayuuka2060 · 4 years

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A little scenario of mc touching the boys ( undateables and brothers except luke) tail, wings or horns. And mc doesn't know what is happening to them or is just incredible dense. The boys have got a temperature and breathing heavily ( I think you know what I mean by that part). The boys lost a bet.

I’m not on my pervy mode so you might not be satisfied with the outcome. :((

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It all started with a simple bet, where they all claimed that they were not attracted to you and that you had no effect on them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1. Lucifer - You saw that his feathers were a little bit messy so you decided to give it a slight brush using your fingers. You started smoothing it from top to bottom. “Mhmm... M-MC, Ahh... N-Not there...” He moaned. You apologized, “Does it hurt? But I cannot straighten them out if I stop.” And so you continued. He has been moaning your name and ended up hugging you. “M-MC... I’m going to... I’m going to...” And he fainted.

2. Mammon - He has been feeling lightheaded when you decided to play with his wings. “MC... I-It tickles...” He said, covering his mouth from any possible moans that were about to escape from his mouth. You pinched the tip of his wings a little and he could swear that he was about to pass out from the intense pleasure you were giving him. “There, I’ve done treating your wound- Mammon? Huh? You fell asleep too?”

3. Leviathan - You lightly tugged on his tail, weighing it on your hands. “Whoa, it’s quite thick and heavy!” He blushes profusely. “Wh-What? Aren’t you done yet? Mmp!” He was like a seasoned eel when your scratched the tip of his tail. “A-Ahh! O-Ohh Ngh!” He cried. “Why does it feel so good and humiliating at the same time... Ahh...” “Levi, are you alright?”

4. Satan - “No... Please MC... Stop... Stop grooming my tail...” He managed to say as he kept his composure. You didn’t listen to him and still put on a moisturizer on his tail to make it smooth and glossy. He knew to himself that he looks quite funny right now as he felt his temperature rising. “Satan, your tail is twitching.” “It’s because of you idiot. I said you need to stop now.”

5. Asmo - You were just innocently kissing the wounds on his wings because he told you that it would make the pain go away, but he never expected that he would be on such bliss with your feathery kisses. “S-Suck on them, MC...” He whispered so that you couldn’t hear him.

6. Beel - You ride on his shoulder and used his horns as your handle. The moment your hands gripped them, he didn’t expect the strong stimulation and his knees went weak. “Beel? Are you sick? You almost fell.” You asked, worried. He couldn’t answer you because he was still in the state of pleasure.

7. Belphie - “MC... Pull it harder... Please!” He begged. He wanted to come so much. You were having doubts because he was asking you to pull harder on his tail. “B-But... You’re going to hurt.” He hugged you closer. “Please... just a little bit more...”

8. Diavolo - You decided to give his horns a light stroke since he mentioned that it could calm his nerves. Though he felt an opposite effect. He should have done it by himself but yours was so pleasurable that he didn’t notice himself already on heat that you had actually burnt your finger. “Dia... You should have told me if you are angry or something.” “What is it again, MC?” He asked, not understanding what you were saying to him.

9. Barbatos - You lightly massaged his bat ears and you heard him make a soft sound. “Barb?” “Please continue. Don’t mind me.”

10. Simeon - He knew that you have no ill intention, but the way you give his wings a soft tap, he could feel electricity coursing through his body. In fact, he never realized not until now that he was sensitive. He had to cover his mouth to avoid startling you from the inaudible moans he was trying to suppress. “Your wings are so soft, Simeon!” “O-Oh... Thank you...Mm...”

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me brothers #obey me undateables #anon ask #ask answered

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gnocchighoul · 4 years

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Could we perhaps get the other brother's relationship with Tater Tot please? 👉👈

Anon,,,,,,, you absolutely can, i am Always down to talk about miss tater 🥺💗

(Don’t know Tater Tot? She’s Lucifer and MC’s pet kitten chimera from my fic, Operation Hot Potato)

Mammon

Mammon is lowkey freaked out by Tater Tot.

He doesn’t know how to treat her. Can he pet her? Should he not? What does it mean when she rubs her cheeks all over him but then nibbles his hand?! Is her tail supposed to move like that?!

(A few days after MC brought the lil white kitten home, Tater somehow wormed her way into Mammon’s bedroom and curled up on top of his bare back while he was sleeping. When he woke up and realized that it was her, he freaked the fuck out lol)

He ends up talking to her like she’s a person and it’s honestly hilarious. He literally talks to her like she’s a grown ass human adult when anybody else is around--if he even spares a glance her way, that is.

Around everybody else, he pretends to be indifferent towards her (at least at first)

BUT.

As soon as he’s alone with the cat.

He treats her like she is his BABY. Literally. He literally holds her like a baby and just absolutely gushes over her. He’s a cooing mess. It’s lowkey embarrassing. He doesn’t care.

Tater Tot loves him though. She likes to groom his hair (lowkey she thinks that he’s her kitten because of their matching white hair lmaooo)

Levi

Thinks she’s cute but is Terrified of her getting into his room and chewing on all of his cords, so he keeps his distance.

Doesn’t want the weird cat thinking that he likes it or anything, cause then it’ll get attached to him and demand entrance into his room. Blegh.

His plan backfires.

It doesn’t take long for Tater Tot to become curious about the one household member who won’t give her any attention, so she sets out on a quest to discover why.

For a week straight, Tater follows him everywhere. She stalks him from the shadows, from around corners and doorways, trying to understand the weird resident otaku--trying to figure out why the hell he won’t give her any love.

Lowkey she scares the shit out of him during that week. He just catches glimpses of her out of the corner of her eye--he starts to think that he’s losing his mind.

Until one day, he opens the door to his room and she ZOOMS inside before he can stop her.

And Levi screams. He’s Terrified that she’s going to destroy everything he loves (or make a snack out of his cables and electrocute herself--Lucifer will kill him if that happens.)

He turns around, expecting the cat to already be wrecking shit, and--

She’s just sitting in his tub.

Lounging on his pillows (not the expensive dakimakura, though, just the normal ones) and staring at him with an expression that’s weirdly smug but also very content.

They quickly come to an agreement after that, and Tater becomes his gaming buddy. (She mostly just sits in his lap and snoozes, but it’s about the principle.)

Satan

Do I even need to say that he loves Tater Tot? Because he does. He loves her so fucking much.

But he also has beef with her.

He just can’t wrap his head around how smitten Tater is with Lucifer. Seriously, the damn cat loves that jerk--he just doesn’t get it.

Like lowkey it pisses him off but he just can’t stay angry at her--especially not when she rolls over and shows him her lil belly, or lets him squish her pink lil toe beans.

Satan and MC compete to see who can spoil her the most.

He’s basically Tater Tot’s rich aunt that constantly buys her presents. It’s something new pretty much every day--a new cat tree, toys, clothes, snacks--

With MC’s permission, he even takes Tater to pet stores and will let the fluffy little baby choose her own presents.

His bedroom is basically one big playground for Tater to explore--but only AFTER she learns how to control her fire-breathing tendencies.

He loves her but he fears for the safety of his books.

(Also, he totally steals her away from MC and Lucifer as often as she will let him)

(It’s a part of his plan to annoy MC so much, that they’ll convince Lucifer to let him get his own cat. Preferably one that doesn’t sneeze fireballs.)

(Which eventually it works)

Asmo

Asmo is thrilled to have a cat in the house because now he can appeal to an entirely new community on Devilgram, lol

He definitely makes her an account and they have weekly photoshoots. She becomes a pro model in no time at all (thanks to his absolutely wonderful mentoring, of course)

He quickly discovers that Tater Tot is just as obsessed with his bath as he is, and he’s shocked but not surprised because who wouldn’t love his bath?

She also likes to sit on his vanity and watch him apply makeup, and he decides that he loves her because of it.

He talks to her all the time. Tater Tot knows more secrets about him than anybody else in the Devildom.

He gets pet-safe nailpolish and gives her weekly manicures. (sidenote, nail polish is toxic to real cats, so please don’t actually do this) (Miss Tater is fictional and also not Actually a cat so it’s okay for her sdfghjkl)

Honestly Asmo loves Tater Tot, but he has one gripe about her: she gets hair EVERYWHERE.

Beel

Diavolo help him, he is so soft for this cat.

Tater Tot very quickly realizes that Beel always has snacks, and he very quickly becomes one of her favorite demons because of it.

MC tries so hard to keep Tater Tot on a feeding schedule (she’s a little glutton--they think it has something to do with how she spent the first 2 months of her life on the streets) but Beel just. Is not helpful xD

After being fed, Tater will go straight to Beel and pretend that she’s starving, and he falls for it every. single. Time.

It’s a good thing that she isn’t a real cat, otherwise she would probably be SO chonky dfghjklkjhgf

Tater likes to stand on everyone’s shoulders, but Beel is her favorite because of how tall he is. He’s learned how to stand very still because sometimes she’ll stand up on his shoulders with her front paws on top of his head, just to experience The Tall.

Belphie

If Tater Tot can’t be found causing chaos with MC or pestering Lucifer (or being spoiled by Satan) then it’s pretty much guaranteed that she’s napping with Belphie.

She especially looooves napping in the hood of his sweater.

When she’s still small, he’ll sometimes forget that she’s even there--she’s just so tiny and light!!

If he has to leave the house, he won’t think anything of it (half the time just completely forgetting that she’s curled up in his hood) and he’ll be like,,, checking out at a store when the cashier is suddenly like “um,,, sir?” and Tater just meeps in his ear.

(meanwhile Mammon and MC are tearing apart the house of lamentation looking for her)

He totally has at least two cat-pouch-sweaters.

Belphie loves her. Finally, he has a reliable nap buddy.

#tater tot's adventures #anon #gnocchicanons

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storiesofsass · 4 years

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Warning: somewhat incoherent rambling

So I posted a reply to @marinaredwixi post about Obey Me.

But I don't think Solomon, Diavolo or even God himself is going to be the bad guy here.

Sure they all have a hand in the mess that's going on for their own interests and that's quite important and I have a theory about it but they aren't the ultimate villain here.

Then who is? And my answer is Lilith.

Now, why Lilith? If anything, she's been nothing but nice to us when we do interact with her, she's placed on a pedestal and from what we know of her, she's pretty great.

Now, I've spent too many sleepless nights playing MM and other otome/games but there's one thing I know and it's never to trust anything that sounds too good to be true.

All the information we have about Lilith comes from naturally biased sources. We actually know nothing about the true Lilith outside of the rose colored glasses of the brothers.

What we do know however, is that she's connected to us somehow either by ancestry or something else. (Personally, I think it's both)

She's dead and a ghost

She's kinda the reason for the war as far as we currently know. (She isn't however, the reason for Satan's birth and I stand by that. Lilith's sentence was the straw that broke the camel's back so to speak or not since there's something that brothers me about a certain Devilgram's story)

Everything else just sounds way too good to be true. I've read Belphie's Hatred Devilgram too many times and during the game of Guess Who her description read too much like a Mary Sue's

Someone who can say things that could surprise Asmo, gets along with everyone.

Someone who is kind and loves humans

But also a little mischievous

I rolled my eyes so hard at it but something jumped out at me during my 100th reread of the Devilgram.

Every description given except Belphie's to a point was more or less nothing but praise.

There's nothing that they mentioned that could be a negative trait.

Not even Lucifer, everything shown was practically laden with icing and sugar.

Now within the context of the Devilgram, it makes sense, as it was a dream of a memory Belphie had while talking to MC while he was still in the attic. A happy memory of a time where he actually used to get along with Lucifer.

Now, we are going to talk about an entirely different event, I'm getting somewhere ok. I have to discuss this before I can move on to the big picture.

Belphie as we know, is an unreliable narrator, mostly because of the rose colored glasses, mostly because he's manipulative.

So the whole argument with Lucifer and how Belphie got in the attic can only be told by one other person.

Lucifer.

But he's also an unreliable narrator.

Pride isn't going to let him tell the version of the story that makes him look bad and he didn't, maybe it was because I read the Unspoken Feelings Devilgram before reaching that chapter but Belphie's behavior in both stories don't match up with each other.

In Lucifer's story, Belphie is confrontational and looking for a fight

In the Devilgram, while initially confrontational, Belphie cools off by the end.

Let's say he gets locked up in the attic the next day, he wouldn't have gone in guns blazing like that.

That isn't Belphie's personality and as we saw in the Devilgram, he wasn't in any state of rage.

He only goes into a state of rage when he believes that Lucifer betrayed him by placing Diavolo over him (Belphegor).

Now this creates an interesting plot point.

The betrayal in itself.

We know that Lucifer's loyalty is because of the deal he made with Diavolo, the reason for his response is because Diavolo could and would do much worse and his hands would honestly be tied in that situation.

For many reasons but also for an important one.

The brothers, despite all the arguments, fights etc would always put each other over everything.

After all doing so is the reason they fell from heaven.

We see this in action when Beel finds out about Belphie being in the attic. When Lucifer attacks Beelzebub, Asmodues asks Lucifer why would he intentionally hurt his brother like that while looking hurt.

Beel also sees what Lucifer did as a betrayal, as he locked up Belphie against his will and lied to everyone.

It's essentially an unwritten rule that guides them.

So what happens when one of them is clearly the bad guy?

So about Lilith.

I believe that Lilith had a hand in manipulating Belphegor.

We had seen that she could

1. Interact with the brothers in their dreams (ie. Telling Beel in his sleep to save Belphie)

2. Manipulate reality or people to a degree (whatever she did in chapter 16)

Now, we know that she has been waiting for us, she tells us that, but for how long?

If she knew that we were special, what's stopping her from knowing what could possibly happen as well and pushing for a series of events that benefits her.

Belphie, already plauged with thoughts and a very rapidly degrading mental health status, edged on by Lilith to talk to Lucifer would lash out like that.

Something else to note is that Belphie is a night owl and Lucifer is an insomniac, that conversation could have happened mere hours after the first confrontation while everyone would be dead asleep. Explains why no one heard or knew anything. And the ending of Unspoken Feelings Devilgram being a discussion between Beel and Belphie before they go to bed.

Let's think of a timeline or reality where Belphie didn't go in the attic.

For starters, he wouldn't have made a pact with us. Being attracted to us is a bit uncertain tbh.

We won't have made the bonds with the brothers that allowed us to make the pacts either, outside of Mammon.

Every pact (except Mammon) we have made was a direct cause of Belphie being in the attic.

Levi's was because we needed the CD so we could distract Lucifer to be able to head into the attic

Beel, Asmo, Satan happened because we were actively looking for pacts with the brothers so we could free Belphie

Belphie did it as a love confession and you can't convince me otherwise.

Lucifer's was because of everything that happened, you had singlehandedly repaired a lot of the damage between the relationships of the brothers, you are essentially a replacement for Lilith and his pride hates feeling left out as much as it hates feeling like he's giving up control.

You would have had a mundane year and left provided that dear ol Belphie didn't use the opportunity to show his brothers how awful humans are and make your life hell.

Lilith would have known this and would have gotten him temporarily out of the way, not only saving him from Diavolo but grooming MC to take her place.

MC is currently the new Lilith among the brothers but instead of being a cute little sister, they are the person everyone wants to fuck.

This creates a strange balance among the brothers.

Sure they are all competing for your affections but the unspoken rule among them keeps them all in check as to how far they are willing to go to get it.

Great, now MC is the one thing that brings them together, wouldn't it be funny if something were to happen to them?

Let's go to Lilith's conversation with MC.

She mentions that she had lost her path back to the Celestial Realm and implies that she wishes to go back.

We know this is a bad idea as mere moments before Levi was talking about how pissed the Celestial Realm would be if they would found out Lilith lived and MC, now her closest desendant in terms of connection would have to answer the call.

Let's go back a bit more to when Luke was staying in HoL.

How did Luke know how to find the grimmore? We never got the answer from him and I have reason to believe that Lilith is the reason.

Timeline of events is as follows, MC and Beel put Luke in the closet but he disappears, when they find him again it's because Lucifer is pissed because Luke found the Grimmore.

My theory is that when they put Luke in the closet, Lilith took him to the coffin and with it the grimmore.

I mean both just so happens to be connected to our dear ol Lilith.

Lucifer would have killed Luke if Beel and MC didn't step in thanks to Mammon.

That would lead to the Celestial Realm not being very happy about it and would definitely lead to either a power struggle or worst case scenario, all out war.

So does our current scenario with MC becoming the new Lilith and the Celestial Realm and by extension the brothers in another case oh so finding out that Lilith is alive.

Case 1. The Celestial Realm after Luke and Simeon inevitably report back to Michael about their experience in the Devildom, does their own investigation on MC and somehow finds out they're the desendant of Lilith, they'll want answers and the brothers would now be threatened by any move the Celestial Realm takes against the MC and would react to anything they consider a threat.

Case 2. MC helps Lilith get back to the Celestial Realm. Again, the Celestial Realm wants answers but this time the brothers get to know that Lilith was alive as a ghost among them for so long. Now that they have Lilith back, they aren't letting her go again not matter what anyone says. MC may or may not be shoved out of the picture except to or especially by their chosen love interest.

Either way, same thing happens. A worse case scenario of war between the two realms.

While Belphie blamed humans for what happened to Lilith, Lilith blames the Celestial Realm and wants to have her revenge.

Note in both cases, the brothers would have no reason to drag humans into it and even have more of a reason to protect humans from being collateral damage.

But Niko, wouldn't that destroy the Devildom too?

Yeah. Remember the memory Lilith keeps showing us? The one where Lucifer makes the deal with Diavolo?

Everything is framed to make it seem like a really sweet moment. But I think otherwise, mostly anyway.

It is a sweet moment that also foreshadows what Lilith is using to manipulate her brothers 'I will do anything to make you happy'

And Lilith's reason for destroying the Devildom as collateral damage.

We all know Lucifer, he hates being controlled. And despite of the cute friendship that he has with Diavolo, Diavolo has all of the control between himself and Lucifer.

Lilith wants to save her brothers. Or rather that's what she thinks she's doing.

The destruction of the Devildom to her would mean freeing them from RAD, from Diavolo.

Then they would all be happy with her or her chosen replacement in MC. Even though Diavolo's plan in having all three realms together would be the kind of thing Lilith would have loved before the war.

Though one of the main themes of the game is about moving on from tragedy.

In order for them to truly move on from Lilith, they need to shatter the rose colored glasses they have on her.

What better way to do that than for her to be the villain?

#I started writing this at 11pm and ended at 1 #Niko's crackhead theories

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