as a fellow virgin male enthusiast, who are thee virgins of each fandom ur in??
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sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ : ooooh, ive never really given any deep thought to who takes the virgin crown before. let’s dive in !
𓆩𖥔𓆪 — disclaimer ! these are just my opinions. if you disagree, cool. don't really care to hear it but let's be civilized and cordial.
Chainsaw Man - Obvious Answer
i know. you know. we all know who it is. do you think I should explain why? no. we all know I don't so we're gonna move on.
Demon Slayer - Himejima Gyomei
I’ll be honest, I was torn between Gyomei and Giyuu, but ultimately, Mr. Stone is taking the cake on this one. Now listen, I know we’re all enamored and absolutely riveted by the man's sheer size, but we have to be honest with ourselves (even if it hurts). And it’s not because he’s a sensitive soul and he cries over grass getting cut, but because he’s just a pious man imo. I truly believe that intercourse of any kind is the absolute last thing on his mind, if it’s there at all. Even if he did have sex, I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be for pleasure.
Haikyuu - Asahi Azumane
i struggled with this one because id have to go school by school and more than one came to mind (maybe I'll do that later just for funsies 🤭) but Asahi is scoring high on my vir-dometer. Asahi seems like the type of guy who would wait until he's in a strong committed relationship before he has sex. Casual sex, one-night stands, and even early into the relationship. Something as intimate and personal as sex shouldn't just be done willy nilly (hehe, willy) and he has to be sure and secure in himself and his partner. What a guy, right?
Jujutsu Kaisen - Kokichi Muta
I feel like he's a virgin just because he's chronically in the friend zone. He just kind of has the misleading aura to him that keeps landing him there, like "Oh, he doesn't seem like the type that wants to be in a relationship/have casual sex. But I enjoy his company so win some lose some." Of course, he doesn't feel like that, but he also won't clear that misconception/misunderstanding up. Sure he'd like to get laid, but not at the expense of how people perceive him. He knows his time will come soon enough, though.
My Hero Academia - Shigaraki Tomura
Now before y'all jump down my gullet and bring up AFO Shiggy, I want to implore you all to be fucking forreal. That boy can barely talk to the people in his league, let alone get someone into his bed. And if he did (by some miraculous act of god), i'm almost positive he'd do one of two things. Sit there confused as to what to do next or he'd cum during foreplay and fall asleep. He's just incredibly, debilitatingly awkward to me and I pity the boy.
Obey Me - Belphegor
Belphie's just lazy, to be completely honest. I can't see him putting in any actual effort to lose his virginity. Sex is a physical activity that, depending on how soft or rough/fast or slow you are, can be quite strenuous. Is 10-20 minutes of physical activity worth like, 4 minutes of afterglow? No. No it isn't. It'd be much better spent sleeping. Or taking a nap. Resting his eyes, if you will. If he ever decides to spare the energy to bone, however, he's not doing any work. Purely spoiled pillow prince.
Tokyo Revengers - Kisaki Tetta
Kisaki is still a virgin just because of how obsessive and delusional he is. There's only one person for him and he's tunnel visioned on making them his and his alone. It's different from waiting for the right one because he knows who the right one is. They just don't know yet. He doesn't have a single moment to waste on some random fling or distract himself from his ultimate goal of making his target officially his.
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𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎: 04/16/2024
𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎: Hotcakes with strawberry mermalade
𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎
𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜: 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏
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You don't really know what got into you this morning as soon as your eyes laid on the clock signaling two hours before getting to your work place. You really don't know why you got up with a sudden need to cook... But what exactly did you want to cook?
You looked through your mini recipe book you always kept safe on your phone's notes.
Something salty? An omelette? Fruit? A smoothie? Strawberry smoothie?! You were close, your mouth drooling at the thought of every dish you got remember, but still couldn't find the perfect one.
"Hotcakes! Got it!" You whisper-shouted glad to finally know what you've been secretly craving for, careful to do not wake up your partner, who had told you last night has had a rough week. So now that's finally his day off, you could make a little treat for the both of you.
You put on your apron and started taking the ingredients as fast and as silently you could, getting everything done an hour later.
Now the last detail was the missing topping, the strawberry mermalade.
Maybe you got too engrossed making the hotcakes you didn't notice the last ingredient to satisfy your appetite was missing on your refrigerator.
"Crap..." You searched everywhere, forgetting about having to keep the volume as low as possible, waking your spouse on the process.
Just as he arouse from his sleep, the smell of something delicious creeped up on his nosetrills, fading any annoyance he might have had from someone interrumpting his resting time.
As he was about to get up and greet you, he heard the front door close in a hurry, well—more like shut.
He got to the dining room and saw the table was impeccable; two plates, cutlery, glasses filled with milk and on the center, a couple of hotcakes piles all fluffy and smooth looking.
A smile came to form on his face, thinking how marvelous and skilled you might have seemed like when cooking this, for the both of you, which was something that made his heart warm up even more.
He decided to look further around since he knew you couldn't have gone to work just yet, something might have been missing for everything to be perfect, which was something he's come to know and love about you. Wanting to get everything as best as you could was always inspiring for him.
There was a small container, matching with the tableware set up, it was the only thing left on the bar which divided the kitchen from the dining room, empty.
He thought you were missing the maple syrup.
After some thinking on how you could react to him knowing about your surprise and getting bummed about it, he chose to try and sleep a bit more while waiting for you and act as if he knew nothing once you woke him by yourself.
Minutes passed and like the giddy little child he felt like when waiting for a present he knew was coming, he finally heard the door opening and a relieved sigh scaping you.
He had to put on the best act now! He could not fail!
"Hey honey-Wake up, breakfast's ready" he heard now closer to him, a hand shaking slightly his shoulder.
He had to pretend he had not been awake before you arrived from your emergency drive for ingredients, but the way he got up quickly from the bed didn't convince you much. Still, you didn't give it more importance and led him to your suprise.
"Wow! Are these for us?!" He exclaimed maybe a little to excited and made such excessive moves with his hands you couldn't believe him anymore.
"You got up earlier right?" You asked, seemingly not sad but a little disappointed with yourself for not getting everything right on the first try.
"U-Uhm-n-no?" He tried once more, but his nervousness by your piercing gaze now fixated on discovering his lies made him obvious.
"O-Ok ok! maybe... But I swear I had a similar reaction to this one! I-I loved it sweetheart!" Now he got closer to embrace you.
All his and your concern dissolved as fast as the delectable and comforting hotcakes in your mouths, along the strawberry mermalade you explained you had to grab to make it worth it, you spent a lovely morning with your other half.
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BNHA ๋ ࣭ ⭑ Izuku Midoriya, Kirishima Eijiro, Denki Kaminari, Sero Hanta, Togata Mirio, Takami Keigo
HQ! ๋ ࣭ ⭑ Hinata Shouyo, Tadashi Yamaguchi, Ryonusuke Tanaka, Yu Nishinoya, Daichi Sawamura, Koshi Sugawara, Asahi Asumane, Ittetsu Takeda
Gakuen Babysitters ๋ ࣭ ⭑Ryuuchi Kashima
Obey me! ๋ ࣭ ⭑Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Diavolo, Simeon, Solomon
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Re watching haikyuu for the sixteenth time and I can't stress enough how good the ships are and how original the characters are as well.
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Let's take Karasuno alone.
Daichi's design couldn't be any more plain and yet people see his thighs and go "Daddy~" as if man wasn't a copy paste of any background character in the history of anime.
But here's the thing. Even if he is, he also isn't?????? We got the strong protective dad figure but they also added him the good cop bad cop personality (whether he scolds Asahi or anyone else).
We got Suga, who again couldn't have a less plain design and yet he is???? So much???? He's not only the "kind and soft character", he is the mom figure, the wind of fresh air, the one that competed against Kageyama for his place as setter, the one who made OIKAWA interested, he's a devious little shit in most fanfictions and I fucking love how "not so obvious" he is as a character.
Then we got Asahi. The king giant is a clichè that I didn't think would work here, but when you give a man THAT HAIR, A MAN BUN AND A LIL BIT OF BEARD and STILL make him the Ace and HAVING SUCH A COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP WITH NOYA - holy shit, don't get me started on Noya - well, the game changes.
I don't even have to point out Noya. His existence carries the whole show. Congrats to haikyuu for being the only anime with Nishinoya You.
But what really solds the whole thing together is how the characters interact with each other. I mean, we all love the "dad and mom" of the friend group, but who the fuck expected the kind giant and the loud short storm to have such a complex relationship??? Who expected everyone to be so fond of Suga, who expected Daichi to be mean only to ASAHI out of ALL people?????
Who expected Tanaka to be more than the fun one that brings chaos whenever he opens mouth? Who expected him to be such a HUGE presence and leaving a great mark on the first years, especially Hinata to the point he inherited his number???
I am so. Fucking. Sold. To this anime, and I will never stop ranting about the most random detail about it. Period.
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