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tiredofsatansbullshit · 5 months

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Batfam as things my friends and I have said

Tim, at a toy store: Don't get close to me with that affectionate shit. *spots toy trucks* Look, trucks :D

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Cassandra: Maybe that's why my life's so peaceful. Because I don't like men

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Tim: I'm bisexual. I don't like choosing

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Damian: They're holding hands. I hope they die

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Stephanie: If I had a penis....

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Stephanie: The other day Duke learnt about periods. He was devastated.

Duke, fake crying: Shit ain't right

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Tim: Can I just kill myself, guys? Dick: Not yet, Timmy

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Jason: I don't wanna smell it, Dick

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Jason: Stephanie, I wanna drink

Stephanie + Jason simultaneously: Drink alcohol. yeah.

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Duke: I'm doing it correctly but my answers still not coming up

Damian: Then you're not doing it correctly

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Dick, pointing at pads: How strong is your pussy?

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Jason: Am I scared or am I hard?

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Cassandra: Why did you look at me with that tone???

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Bruce: The omegaverse? That was in the spiderman movie, right?

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Stephanie: Why must we decide? Tim: The bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve

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Damian: I'm not exotic, I'm just brown

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Stephanie: Are penises heavy?

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Duke: I'm just...

Stephanie: Ken

Tim: a girl

Duke: dead.

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Dick: Now that we're alone let's get into the real stuff. What's your childhood trauma, babygirl?

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Dick: Look at those gay flags

Jason: Those are countries

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buck2eddie · 5 months

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-Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian.

#ok so technically im not on tumblr but im gonna make an exception so i can post this #i saw this percbeth quote and my brain went alright then time to make this buddie #look ONE DAY I'll read the books!!! i have a really nice bookset of them my friend got me #probably gonna watch the show and hope this gets me going with the books!!#anyways. i leave you with this edit and im disappearing again ok goodbye just gonna add some tags #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddieedit #911 abc #911edit #m*edits

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fairydrowning · 1 year

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"Happiness is in the quiet, ordinary things. A table, a chair, a book with a paper-knife stuck between the pages. And the petal falling from the rose, and the light flickering as we sit silent."

– Virginia Woolf, The Waves

#today i enjoyed a lot with my friends and i hope y'all are also having a great week #if not then remember this dark phase of your life will end soon and happiness gonna visits you again and light phase of your life is just #ahead #dark academia #light academia #excerpts #fragments #poetry #books & libraries #dark academism #light academism #words #literature quotes #english literature #classic literature #books and literature #positivity

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xulips · 8 months

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Kohane and Akito liking yuri manga is so funny and honestly I see it as canon now, but that begs the question.

Would An and Touya like yaoi manga then?

mangas? you mean Gay Chinese Men Novel?

aki&koha yuri (aka pt 1)

#ask #req #this is sos fucking stupid who let you guys enable my brain #why did i put effort into this #i had to ask my friend to send her favourite quote from the book just for this #+ and also art. but that was an accident #project sekai #prsk #toya aoyagi #aoyagi toya #an shiraishi #shiraishi an #the caption is probably inaccurate sorry i dont read mzds i do however have like 2 friends who do

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ruegarding · 3 months

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some of percy's thoughts abt the gods in tlt

and one bonus som

#perseus “fuck them gods” jackson #otherwise known as: percy understood luke's feelings this entire time his problem w luke was always personal #luke betrayed HIM luke hurt HIS friends etc #will never forgive rick for acting like percy only understood luke in hoo like it's been here this whole time smh #(if rick wanted to talk abt luke then percy should've been considering joining gaea my official opinion)#the whole scene w calypso in botl...well i could say a few things abt that honestly...part of it has to do w ethan :3 #anyway yes percy does have some positive thoughts but i'm not including them bc that's not the point of this post #i also left out some stuff bc it was repetitive and vague and fifteen quotes seemed like enough to get the point across #perseus jackson #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #the lightning thief #pjo hoo toa #pjo books #percy #min talks pjo

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lekawi · 1 year

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"He looked furious, and also rather - in Thomas's view glorious. Proud and strong as the Persian kings of old"

Tag list: @anarmorofwords @rinadragomir @iloveallmyocs @cant-think-of-anything @khaleesiofalicante @drunkonimagination @life-through-the-eyes-of @summergrace-art @thomaslightwood @ddepressedbookworm @axoloteca @astriefer @lord-jethro @runecarstairs @laylax13s @221bornottobe @ibrushmyteeth-donttellanyone @cityofthomastair5

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coquelicoq · 1 month

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[ID adapted from alt: Two panels (the first is on the left) from the Natsume's Book of Friends manga in which Natori uses the phrase "clowder of cats". The first is from chapter 101 and he's saying to Matoba, Natsume, and Nyanko-sensei, "So Ban is aware of the clowder of cats that Natsume saw." The second is from chapter 102 and he, Natsume, and sensei are looking at a dozen or so ceramic lucky cats surrounding a man passed out on the floor. Natori says, "Wow, this is a real 'clowder' of cats..." /end ID]

ugh gretchen stop trying to make clowder happen, it's not going to happen 🙄

#i had to look this up. i've been reading english for three decades and i s2g i never saw this word before #apparently it's a collective noun for a group of cats. like a pride of lions‚ a murder of crows‚ a clowder of cats #if you say so gretchen...#i love that he says it like a normal word the first time but he must have gotten some weird looks because he's quote unquoting it #the second time #wow this is a real [pause] CLOWDER of cats...#<-said no one ever you big weirdo #i have to wonder though if this is just a totally normal word in japanese and it's an artefact of translation #because we don't really have a collective noun for cats in wide use in english...#natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #kittehs #fun with words #my posts #natori shuuichi #homura cats arc

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sisididis · 4 months

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Let me tell you, the post-House of Hades heartbreak is like no other.

#my entries #percy jackson #the house of hades #nico di angelo #i spent way too long playing tetris with book quotes on photopea but i had to compile them. i had to.#“the only person who ever accepted me was bianca and she died!” sends me spiralling every time #how much misery can misery take? percy should have asked nico instead of akhlys #on another note i really loved house of hades particularly the parts that explored tartarus #i find the underworld and its lore fascinating and the more tenebrous the place the better!#it's another reason why the battle of the labyrinth was one of the more enjoyable reads #apart from daedalus icarus and perdix's story i mean #theseus and the minotaur was on the first greek myths i'd learnt about as a child #also it was great to see someone except hazel care for nico for once #jason is a great friend #cupid when i catch you!

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dreamingpartone · 2 years

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...but still she was awake, and she felt the little breeze and the sun’s warmth and she heard the little insect-scrapings and the bell-song of that bird high above. It was all good. She had forgotten how good the world was.

#lyra silvertongue #will parry #his dark materials #hdm fanart #doodles and miscellania #hdm book spoilers #happy midsummer bench day once again my friends <3 #the quote in the caption is one of my faves but please know this is mostly about lyra staring at will sleeping (again)#particularly the ''delicate shadows his eyelashes made when the sun finally reached them'' which i have been wanting to draw for like #ten years or something outrageous #i've never been sure i could capture it well enough but this year i thought why not let's give it a try #i can always attempt it again in another ten years' time :')

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fairytail-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Makarov: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Laxus: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Makarov: You just told me you're pregnant.

Bickslow: Congratulations Laxus, you're glowing!

#one of the best qualities a person can have is commitment to the bit like bix shows here.#and i dont mean commitment. i mean balls-to-the-wall sold my soul for the bit type thing. so committed to the bit we're gonna have a spring #wedding type thing. my fave thing abt my friend korra is theyre absolutely always like this. you could say the most out of left field shit #and without batting an eye korra will take that baton and RUN WITH IT. fucking BOOK IT DOWN THE TRACK. love that.#anyways #makarov dreyar #laxus dreyar #bickslow #thunder legion #raijinshuu #fairy tail #incorrect fairy tail quotes #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote

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lesbianspeedy · 2 months

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im at the point where if youre in a conversation with me for more than five minutes i'll somehow bring up renee r@pp (censored to not appear in tags). like the rot is so severe

#all my friends are TIRED #and im not going to join the quote unquote fandom to find someone to talk to #bc the day i join an artists fandomtwt or whatever is the day i lose all hope for humanity #and yet its all i can fucking talk about #i have to give at least two people daily updates or i fucking lose it #i just want to go back to being this obsessed with my little picture book people #they arent real thats so much easier #save me little blonde drawings im scared of the real blonde person

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biblical-angel · 1 year

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Unravel Me - Tahereh Mafi

#this permanently altered my brain chemistry methinks #shatter me and warnette will always have a special place in my heart #shatter me #tahereh mafi #warnette #book quote #i want to be your best friend in the entire world

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songofwizardry · 5 months

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hey there's a lot of shit out in the world but like. there's also 300k fanfics written as labours of love and exuberant comment threads on art that point out and gush over little details and there's people who spend hours sewing tiny details on their cosplays and there's fragments of poetry that get shared over and over and bring emotions over and over and there's entire communities of people built around 'we loved a story together' or 'we made a story together' and there's people poring over every line in a work and building theories together and there's getting together with your friends to have ridiculous fantasy adventures every week and yeah. there's some good stories here too yknow.

#text post #my post #yes this post was made immediately after d&d when i am emotional about the absolute fucking luck and joy of getting to do this regularly #but like #yknow not to quote the 11th doctor on you but it's TRUE we are all stories in the end #anyway i've been listening to lilli furfaro's stories a lot can you tell #just like. art and people and shared story and yeah #i got like three ao3 comments from the same person last week cause i'd left a comment on their work #and like. we don't know each other we've never met but now we've gone through each other pages and realised we feel the same way about this #and we have made each other smile with comments multiple times over the last week. that's fucking wild #like you know you watch a cosplay video and you see how many people and how much love and how much togetherness has gone into it #you recommend a book to a friend with your favourite passages underlined #you take part in a fic exchange and you make each other cry with words #you watch your friends roll dice and have emotions and fight and succeed and fail and you build a world together #idk idk i'd say i'm too emotional about this but i think i am the right amount of emotional actually #as lilli furfaro said. stories stitched together are how families are born

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coquelicoq · 7 months

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i like the natsume dub, but i'm glad i watched it with subs first. for one thing, the japanese voice acting simply cannot be beat. for another, the dub translates nicknames into english - for instance, the little tatsumi that hatches from an egg, turning natsume into a teen dad, is called "eggy" in the dub instead of "tama" (which unless i'm mistaken is a shortened form of the japanese word for "egg") - which isn't a bad thing, but it does end up creating the possibility of a little misunderstanding once you get to taki's first episode. because if you couldn't hear the japanese, and you were accustomed to characters getting jokey english nicknames like eggy, and you heard that a character who hadn't talked for almost a year was named something that sounded phonetically like "talkie", would you assume that she had a completely different name in japanese that was a pun on the japanese word for "talk"? because that's probably what i would have assumed lol. but luckily i watched it in japanese with subs first, so. crisis averted!

#natsume VO: everybody talks‚ but for nearly an entire year‚ that 'talkie' girl tried not to. <-what it sounds like he's saying in the dub #you can practically hear the air quotes #especially because when it's her first episode you have no idea that she's about to become a recurring character #she could be another one-off guest character natsume meets once and maybe encounters a second time three seasons later #as opposed to his new best friend. you don't know that in her first episode #so given that this could be her only appearance...it wouldn't be that crazy for her to have some novelty name For The Lulz #like i probably would've watched the whole show thinking ah yes here is Natsume & his friends Tanuma Nishimura Kitamoto and Talkie #i would have come on here and made a total fool of myself spelling her name like that #people would have been like tf are you talking about dude #i'd be like you know‚ the girl with the spell circles?#and they would have been like DO YOU MEAN TAKI?????#i would have had to retire. never show my face here again.#natsume's book of friends #translation #names #puns #my posts #natsume yuujinchou #taki tooru #watch me write this whole thing about how the dub makes it possible for you to think her name is a pun when it obviously isn't #and then have a japanese speaker come on here like 'actually 'taki' IS a pun in japanese. the dub perfectly translated this joke'#that would be so funny. what if

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opens-up-4-nobody · 3 months

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#tfw youre hanging out with friends and u throw out controversial take after controversial take #like its me hi im the hater its me #u wanna hear them? i mean thrm in in like the silliest way possible. its not that serious lol #i hated h4n solo growing up and still do. i dont think i like the writing of ne1l gaim4n and only liked the 1st season of g0od 0mens #i thought the 1st season of 0ur flag was fine and didnt really like the 2nd. i dont think anyone in l0rd of the rings is hot. especially #not 4aragon. leg0las is like whatever. sam is my favorite character. i also didnt like l0rd of the rings when i 1st watched it #the gathering was a watch party for that 1st movie and i like it way more now lol. also i dont like overt romance. i like the implication #of romance. if u kiss onscreen im like 99% of thr time not interested. also while im being a hater. i dont thibk steven king is a good #writer and domt like his books. i like the idea of them. wish they were written by anyone else lol. also im too dyslex1c to read physical #books :-( which no one vibes with bc everyone's a grad student overachiever lol. and back to back it all sounds like im trying to b #contrary but i promise its maybe just that i have weird standards. like i also hated movies about animals growing up. it made me mad that #those movies were trying to manipulate my feelings. like jesus child chill tf out. i would also randomly decide i hated lots of things and #characters. some of which i stand by today but most of which im like lol chill #so idk maybe i just have bad opinions. i also wander the earth wearing outfits that i pick out bc it feels like im playing dressup #and i have unhinged options abt narut0. sas and naru fall into the 1% of kisses i care abt lmao #and unhinged options abt bleach the show. idk maybe im just kinda weird. i also study organisms that most ppl look at as globs of goo #and i used to study bits of dirt. my brain was just build ever so slightly weird. not too weird. just enough that i have quote unquote #controversial takes ans im not afraid to say them in a room full of ppl who disagree with me bc its really not that serious lol #i dunno i just think its kinda funny i guess #im just slightly weird in the least interesting way possible #unrelated #also i don't yuvk other ppls yum im just like ay not for me i guess

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thatcreepydoll · 5 months

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lotf as things me and my friends have said part one (mostly groups)

✨rules✨

•if it has a 🤺 next to it, i said it

•if it has a ✨ next to it, razzle dazzle said it

•if it has a 🍎 next to it, apple vendor said it

•if it has a 😼 next to it, senpai oatmeal said it

•if it has a 💞 next to it, pinkalicious said it

•if it has a ⭐️ next to it, it’s a special feature person

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🍎sam: I KINDA JUST SPAWNED HERE. ✨eric: THIS ISNT FORTNITE SAM!

🍎piggy: i will support you, but shut the f🚫ck up

😼maurice: IS RALPH A FURRY?! 🤺simon: *to jack* maurice just called your husband a furry

💞jack: I WANNA BE A LESBIAN! 🤺piggy: BUT YOUR GAY??

🍎jack: that happened to me at the conch meeting today 🤺ralph: YOU GOT ROBBED OF CRACK?! 🍎jack: yea. i hate it when that happens 🤺ralph: WHAT?!

🤺roger: BYE I FORGOT THAT PIGGY IS AN ORPHAN

⭐️simon: ralph and jack act like a married couple

🤺maurice: *the first time seeing piggy* oh he’s so parched- OH HE’S ROUND

⭐️piggy: i can fix that problem!! ⭐️roger: yeah, by tossing it into the trash or the local fire.

🍎piggy: JACK IS A WALKING RED FLAG HE WEARS WARPAINT. 🤺ralph: yes and it enhanced his gorgeousness

🤺ralph: yes, gold star. ✨simon: that’s my second gold star!!!

✨eric: gordon ramsey vocal range

😼simon: THERES NO SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY

✨maurice: why did bro hit the griddy before dying??

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