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captainwaffles · 2 years
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Aro Ned Leeds
Think of the way he acts in Nwh and how everyone interacts with him. He seems not to understand how he and Peter should by society norms act different than him and MJ. He seems to miss things that are seen as romantic by others, and like same. The way he and Betty’s relationship was in ffh is also just amazing
Peter and Mj would of course know and totally respect it. They’d understand that this friendship is just as important as their romance. Peter would always do his best to hang out out with Ned and Mj equally. Ned would assure him though, it’s okay to be with your Girlfriend more. Mj wouldn’t hear of it though.
He isn’t asexual though. That why he loved the idea of being bachelors in Europe.
He would constantly doubt himself though. Going back and forth and feeling isolated from others. It did get better (for better or worse) after NWH without Mj and Peter being a couple Ned and Mj where like best platonic soulmates. Peter would see this and be actually kinda happy for Ned
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Don’t mind me…I’m just thinking about how spiders are naturally talented and skilled weavers and they know how to weave their webs and even make functional, stylish homes and nests and whatnot.
So maybe that’s why Spider-Man knows how to sew his suits. He inherited that trait from the spider and just instinctively know how to weave his suits. Maybe. That’s my explanation for it.
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peterparkussy · 2 years
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discoveries
reader develops a sensitivity overnight and wonders what the cause could be.
peter parker x reader// warnings: lg, smut?
dark themes if you squint
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You thought your ears had cleared. Everything was louder to you the creaking of the bed when you got up, the crunch your feet made when they step through the carpet, and when you locked the door the click it made was striking. Maybe years of trying to pop your ears and failing, overnight your hearing was just perfect. Only if things didn’t get worse. You were feeling everything not to mention when you inhaled it felt like your lungs were transparent the cool air soothing to the point where your nostrils felt raw- Ignoring your newfound hypersensitivity to seemingly everything you tried to proceed with your day but the blood rushing in your ears made you uneasy.
You were in the shower but you couldn’t continue being thrown off by a faint beeping, you tried to ignore it but it kept getting louder-clearer you felt the beeps echo throughout you, and the floor felt hollow. All you could focus on was the sound. You were in almost a trance now, you shut off the water and stepped out, probably hadn’t blinked once. You might have dried off before draping on your robe that hung behind the door. Pacing out of the bathroom you marched towards the noise. You stayed on a higher floor just about at the top of the compound, you weren't looking around; you were drawn to the beeping there was nothing you can do to stop it. Your body was in control. Down one floor you kept going, earning weird looks and questions you couldn’t process. On another floor, the beeps were closer but what could this noise be? a weapon, was the compound going to explode? Again? Your heart rate picked up, you felt a presence now close around but that faded away shortly from your focus or fear at your arrival on the final floor. You stomp into the kitchen to see a timer beeping faintly calming your nerves. Clicking the cool metal button you shut the device off, walking into the den to see Wanda taking a nap on the couch, you could hear her faint snores; you couldn’t hear that before a countless amount of times you’ve walked in on her sleeping. “Wands” you called out waking her she sat up slightly rubbing sleep off her eyes, “I think your stuff is done the alarm is beeping,” you say eyes wide. You were dripping from the shower, you definitely skipped drying off; your robe was barely tied your arms securing it tightly on one side of your body. “Oh thank you, my timer needs new batteries it’s so low I can barely hear it” she yawned and you nodded turning to walk away. “How did you hear it?�� she asked when you were in the middle of the kitchen you paused breath catching in your throat How did you hear it? this shits been happening all day “I was outside the door” you lied. Wanda could usually tell when something was up, but she was still groggy so you hoped that’d be enough to keep her from questioning you further. Not giving her a chance to respond picking up your pace you bulked your way back upstairs. You hoped to be alone now to possibly evaluate what the hell could be happening to you, it was quiet and peaceful so you plopped into bed the springs louder than they had ever been as the vibrations of the noise died down you took a deep breath. And for the first time, your senses had failed you “So how did you hear that alarm?” you jumped when you heard Peter's voice from the corner of your room. He pressed against the door, came in, and locked it. Click* “I don’t know,” you said with a shrug and he started walking to your bed “Don’t lie to me” he looked at you knowingly but he couldn’t be further from the truth, really you were about to google what your symptoms are and hope for the best because the last thing you would do is take a trip down to medbay just to be escorted to Banner. “I’m not lying Pete, seriously” you leaned to open your laptop but he shut down before your screen could even illuminate “I have an idea of what could have happened” he leaned in closer. you tilted your head in confusion urging him to go on “You know what a good girl you are when you swallow for me? hmm” Your breath caught from his bluntness and praise and not to mention the diagnosis hinted. All you did was nod and he kept explaining “Well daddy’s cum is good for you and when you take your medicine you get nice and strong..” he trailed his calloused fingers from your shoulder down your arm grazing over your breasts and cupping your face. You looked up at him, doe eyes not being able to miss the bulge in his pants, his grey pants. Peter knew the effects his sperm had but he wasn’t certain if it would be this effective but something about giving you the ability, and the same ones at him makes him absolutely feral.
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𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗿𝗼: hey, marko. do you think i could snort you like cocaine?
𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗺𝗮𝗻: w. what
𝗱𝗼𝗰 𝗼𝗰𝗸: your thought process never ceases to truly amaze me, dillon.
𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗺𝗮𝗻: i'm deeply uncomfortable-
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so i recently went on a trip to Disneyland and finally experienced avengers campus(but more importantly the spider-man ride) and know i have a really cute headcannon
So for those of you who don't know, in the spider-man ride we're told Peter has created AI helping robots called "spider-bots"
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they're fucking adorable
but anyway
all i can imagine is Peter wanting to build these helper bots but needing help and Otto has experience with AI helper bots so he goes to Otto for help and after some convincing from Peter
Otto: Son are you sure you want my help? I haven't had the best outcomes with those
Peter: Yeah but...I'm not attaching these to my body
Otto:...touche
In conclusion, Otto and Peter building robots together
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ljlokijinx · 10 months
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Ive just had a very depressing marvel thought.
Like the apelu in NWH made everyone forget Peter.
Everyone. No exceptions.
Peter is also someone right?
I mean I know marvel decanonized in but holy shit I would read tf out of an amnesiac Peter fic, especially if it was like Strange or Pepper who recognized him first.
If u have the energy to write this( or it already exists) pls link in comments bc i need this for my soul.
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arachnidiots · 2 months
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good morning! peter first made a spider-man social media account around the time he was 15/16 and interacting with other heroes as well as being recognized. he mostly made it because he wanted to reply to the stuff about him online and correct people about the name and stuff. he was okaaaay at keeping up, there’d be the occasional posting from him on twitter but he mostly replied and liked a lot of stuff. when he came back following the blip, it sort of completely fell away. he wanted to enjoy his really great summer trip and leave spider-man behind. he needed a break! but of course that also didn’t happen and by the time that the summer was over his life was completely derailed. the account got a lot of activity and mentions, mostly people arguing over stuff and taking sides. there was a lot of memes, posts, graphics. he just never opened the app again and completely turned away from social media to escape. he doesn’t really pick it up again until they come up with how to lure all the wayward villains and lands on calling the bugle’s tip line. after the memory wipe, he largely forgets about the account until he gets the classic notification ping: twitter misses you! and decides to give it a scroll. it offered him a lot of connection to the community in the past, and although he’s weary of the media at least this lets him take some control. he’s not the most active but every other day you might catch a little like from spider-man in your notifications or a reply to a little question.
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peternumber4 · 1 year
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nwh gave me So Many Ideas
mcu peter has no friends or family. he's all alone. as much as i want them to fix this (ASAP, one spider boy can only take so much) imagine the POSSIBILITIES
they could introduce harry osborn like they have in the past spiderman franchises. i never talk about it but harry osborn was such a great addition to peter parker's character. the hot, brooding, sarcastic best friend who masks his intelligence, and has major daddy issues. i know ned is sort of the harry replacement in the mcu but i'm greedy so why can't we have both. i imagine they'd meet through either college courses or an internship and become quick friends. peter is in desperate need of a new support system and it could come in the form of a character that is already familiar to previous spiderman fans.
(i know that it's so unlikely that this would happen after green goblin was already introduced in the mcu as a multiversal villain but if every multiverse has a peter, every multiverse has a harry... right? it would be interesting to watch peter struggle to trust harry because his father in an alternate universe was responsible for may's death—and i stand by that whether harry ends up as a villain or an ally)
on the topic of past spiderman movies, it would also be an incredible addition to bring in some gwen stacy action too. obviously not romantically, i love petermj too much for that, but she could join a bonus friend group made up of her, harry, and peter to make up for the one he lost by the spell. also she would balance out harry's bad attitude. i imagine their dynamic would be that of james franco harry osborn, emma stone gwen stacy, and tom holland peter parker. like that would just be so *chefs kiss*
also, one of my favorite possibilities, is that they could bring back HARLEY KEENER. (oh boy am i passionate about this one) the mcu is so incredible and they hardly ever do things without a reason and they brought ty simpkins back for tony's funeral. they brought him back once, WHY NOT BRING HIM BACK AGAIN? imagine him and harley meet (or possibly room together) at a community college in new york and become instant friends. peter is so grateful because he's finally able to find someone that he can be himself with, after losing everyone else he loved and trusted. and little does he know, it's tony's other genius kid
ALSO ALSO ALSO i am in love with the idea of young avengers, correct? there will be a LOng ass post about that to come but in an ideal world, peter and kate bishop would both be part of it. imagine before all of that happens, kate and peter meet somehow (a chance encounter in a coffee shop, a shared college class, running into each other when a villain attacks new york, kate seeking peter out for a new ally—quite literally endless possibilities) and become friends. i can just picture the quips and insults they would send back and forth. just imagine peter being like that one scene in civil war where he won't shut up while fighting sam and bucky, and then kate being like that scene in hawkeye where clint is completely deaf and she keeps trying to talk to him. their combined dumbass energy is incredible and i need it to happen.
anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk, there will be way more to come. i am a little obsessed with mcu if you can't tell and i have So much to say
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hawkogurl · 4 months
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You weren't blunt! I saw your post on the tag and it made me think on my own fan preferences so I shared. He's ableist, misogynistic, and all of what you've stated. He's very hateable, and sometimes one's cope characters are just a radioactive mosh pit of toxicity. I'm sorry for causing confusion.
Oh you’re good! I couldn’t really piece the connection together based on your ask so it very much caught me off guard, but there’s nothing to really apologize for. That’s half the reason I asked. The ask confused me a bit, but it didn’t seem like you had any real bad intentions. No harm, no bad blood. We cool.
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thinkingjasico · 2 years
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Nico: You think I'm being too pragmatic?
Jason: No, that's one of my favorite things about you
Nico: Well, what are your other favorite things?
Jason: I love your relentless optimism
Nico: Yeah. I am a glass half full kind of boy
Jason: I really like how you're a people person
Nico: I love people. I love them so much
Jason: You like sports
Nico: I think the Mets are going to go all the way this year
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redheadarcher · 8 months
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i was about to go to sleep but no way home was on tv & i was watching it and then i started thinking about how…
scarlett doesn’t cry easily. she never did. and it’s especially rare to catch her crying in front of other people. but if she was involved with the whole thing just like mj & ned ( i’m not saying she was, but if ) she would cry with peter’s goodbye. she wouldn't care, she'd just cry because it would break her heart to know that they’d forget about peter and there was nothing she could do about it.
he was one of her closest friends. i imagine they became especially close after they got back from the blip, and losing him as a friend would be hard for her to accept because after all, he was the only friend she had who was also a hero and was pretty much the same age as her, therefore the only one who could understand her. she’d welcome kate, kamala and cassie into her life soon after that, and the’d fill that spot too— but peter was the first so that it would be really hard.
and maybe even after having the girls to share that part of her life, she’d still felt that something was missing, but she could never say exactly what and that’s sad.
i also imagine she’d promise him that she’d keep protecting ned and mj, that she’d keep an eye on them for him. and she would still be their friend after that but since she'd no longer remember about her promise, they’d be just friends from school. without peter, and with everyone moving on with their lives outside of school, things wouldn't be the same after a while and they’d eventually lose contact.
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sensesdialed · 1 year
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DEFAULT VERSE CHANGE
as of 11/22/22, the majority of replies (asks/threads/starters/etc) that are NOT explicitly set during a specific timeframe will default to peter’s post-trilogy/college verse. depending on who/what the interaction is, this could be nwh compliant or include my alternate version of the ending where the memories of peter stay intact. the point is they’ll automatically take place while peter around 18/19 years old, enrolled at esu, and living in his own apartment 
of course i’ll still be writing plenty of stuff that takes place during and in between the trilogy, especially if i feel it fits the prompt better, he’s just no longer being automatically placed somewhere in that hoco-ffh area 
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captainwaffles · 2 years
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No you don’t understand, Peter being quippier after nwh is so sad. He lost Ned, Mj and Aunt May, people he could joke with. The villains he now fights are the only people he has, his only chance to be funny
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jaybirdbluelily · 1 year
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Head canon that Peter Parker found his apartment on Craigslist
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jackklinemybeloved · 2 years
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hmmmm I am Thinking about Peter going to May’s food pantry post-no way home while he’s struggling and he keeps seeing a bunch of employees who he used to work with not recognize him and there’s all this grieving about May happening and everything there reminds him of her. but it’s also a place where he can get a hot meal and feel a little closer to her and be reminded of her generosity and how he wants to carry on her legacy
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ossacruenta · 1 year
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What Poisonious Flowering Plant Are You?
tagged by @astridnorddottir <3
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Oleander
This is the poison of stagnation. You grow drowsy. Your heart rate slows, and when you do move you can't seem to stop shaking. It may seem to others that you're lazy, or reticent. Like you avoid hard work on purpose, like you always take the easy way out. But you know deep down that it wouldn't be like this if you weren't so tired, so deeply tired. If you weren't crushed under the weight of sorrow like a mile of water over your head. Nothing brings you peace, except rest and-- though you can hardly dare to ask-- having someone tend to you gently and sweetly. A good gardener speaks to their plants, sings to them, waters them, fertilizes their soil, prunes the dead parts, nurtures the new growth. You yearn to be cared for like that, even though you feel you don't deserve it. The secret is that you do. You always have. And someday, you'll learn that, and receive that care, and the exhaustion won't keep you from growing strong and lovely anymore. You were never the problem. These are simply poor growing conditions for you.
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