#or dick

[ghostbsuter]

There was a teen in the cave.

A teen no one knows and looks like he could be a wayne, stands in the cave.

"Actually, I'm a wayne." He says with a shrug.

Bruce, Batman, carefully thinks of the implication.

"Not yet," The teen, Danny, doesn't say anything. Simple smiles. "You're not a wayne, yet. You will be. But not yet."

Then Bruce sighs, dropping the batman mask in order to take in the teen.

"Does future me know of the time travel?"

Dannys smile grows into a grin, deciding to take pity on the man. "You, grandbat, have..." He makes a vague gesture. "Theories, which none of your children ever confirmed."

The bat's mind short-circuits at the choice of words

Dick is sputtering incomprehensibly, there are Baffled expression all around.

Because.

Because that child isn't Bruce's, but one of theirs.

"Who is it?" Jason demands, hand clenching his gun uselessly.

Danny continues to smile, a hint of mischief now peeking out.

The cave is filled with theories, some yell, some sob, yet all eyes leave danny.

All but one pair.

She had known the moment his body language switched just enough for her to read.

She had known the moment he disappeared before the clan.

Had known when his hand found hers, shoulders bumping.

Her heart clenches, throat dry and memories of her childhood flooding to mind.

So she asks, voice soft and hesitant.

"Am I a good mother?"

And danny looks up at cass, adoration and pride laid out plain for her to see and accept.

"You're the best."

And so they both watch the clan together, silent and comfortable.

(Cass doesn't question when she finds him, how and why. All she knows is that she's more attentive when out on patrol, looking and waiting.)

(This is how Cassandra Cain-Wayne returns one night from patrol, a child, barely out of toddler stage and clinging to her form.)

(This is how the Batclan officially meets one Daniel James Cain-Wayne, freshly washed and clothed, a cookie in hand and hiding shyly behind Cass.)

(When they meet, all they say is "Welcome home, danny," and "Good to see you again.", Danny doesn't necessarily get it, but that's okay. Maybe his new mom will explain it one day when he's bigger.)

#dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #cassandra cain is dannys mom #time travel shenanigans lead to conspiracy theories #half of the batclan think jason is the dad #or dick #damian and tim are outruled just bc age and tim denying it with no one protesting #alfred knows #danny moves like cass #he gave them both a cookie in the shadows #danny won him over by calling him great grand bat #he tells him of all the mischief they got up to bc no one would believe the baby had alfie wrapped around his finger like that #theyre just in denial #theyre all wrapped around the finger #danny “i mastered how to wrpaonize my cuteness” cain-wayne

[ghost-bxrd]

Next fic will be Grave Pretender! ✨

A one-shot with Jason making use of copious amounts of special effects make up and many hours of drama classes ✨😂

#Grave Pretender #poor Bruce isn’t gonna have a fun time #or tim #or dick #Jason tho is having fun #which is all that matters #hehe #yes I have a favorite child and it’s Jason #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #bruce wayne #robin #tim drake #red hood #fic #batman

[feralattentionwhore]

💕 Breathe for me 💕

See more at @feralattenton

•Men* don't touch this post•

#bites u bites u bites u #okay to reblog #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #nsft #nblw nsft #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #nsft wlw #wlw ns/fw #t4t nsft #bi nsft #nb nsft #feral exposed #my nails r pretty #obviously prettiest around ur neck #or dick #whichever you prefer

[vanilla-after-dark]

i wish i had a vibrator in me while i take this dumb course on info security

#or dick

[hwajin]

See I don’t think Hyunjin’s in a relationship but that man is DEFINITELY fucking he just has the vibe lately

yeah fucking me 🤪 LMAO NAH but he's the one i don't see it at all with (maybe i'm HELLA biased 😭😭) but like he always always seems like a hopeless romantic to me who's just on the look out for love i can't imagine him having casual sex on the side ygm 😭

#i mean good for him if he's getting pussy #or dick #he deserves it 🙏🙏 #but i feel like he just comes home from work and paints his lil paintings and watches his dramas and reads his romances #and calls it a day 😭😭😭 #kathys asks

[levmada]

would levi prefer his s/o to shave *down there* ?

Literally Levi couldn’t care less as long as ur clean bc he loves ur pussy

#OR DICK #all shapes and sizes and amounts of hair bb #levi ackerman #kane has mail

[lemoncranes]

there isn't enough gay in my life. 

#or dick #but the self loathing is STRONG these days

[pirateprincessblog]

I hate the word boob with passion

#pirateprincessthoughts [🪐] #i cant keep reading if i see that word #or dick #or member #idk #like shaft is still okay #and penis sounds so formal #just like vagina #pussy and cock enthusiast

[newtid]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

#could've said dick joke but penis joke sounds funnier #shitpost #digital art #art #oc #doodle #oc art #cat #anthro #cat oc #feline #original character

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

#(yes) #(i have actually gotten into the habit of calling my bottom growth a dick/tdick) #(feels validating. especially bc i dont have the money for phallo) #spitblaze says things #ftm #doin numbers

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

#i wrote the idea for this drawing down at like 3am #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #robin #nightwing #batman #dc comics #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well. #my art

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[randoparody]

#dc comics #batman #dc robin #dc universe #superhero #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #nightwing #superman #superman the animated series #batman the animated series #conner kent #kon el #superboy #timkon #superbat