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darksaiyangoku · 10 months

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Hellgoku Stories: Wet Floor

Oscar, Yang, Ruby and Jaune all gathered around the table, eating Yang's famous pork chow mein.

Ruby: Mmnn!!!! You've really outdone yourself this time, Yang!

Yang: Thanks Ruby! *beams*

Jaune: By the way, what happened with the floor?

Oscar: Hm? What do you mean?

Ruby: As soon as we came in, it was like walking on an ice rink. Did you guys make that much of a mess while cooking?

Oscar: ...

Yang: ...

[45 minutes ago]

Yang lay on the floor in the missionary position. Het legs pointed to the air as Oscar thrusted into her pussy.

Yang: Ahhhhh~!!! Oh god~!!!

Oscar: Agh~!! You like that~? You like getting pounded~? *crushes her wrists*

Yang: YES~! YES~! YES~! YES~! YES~! YES~! FUCK ME~! FUCK ME~! FUCK ME~! FUCK ME~! FUCK ME~! FUCK ME~!

[Present]

Oscar: Well, you know...

Yang: Accidents happen, hehe.

#rwby #hellgoku #red hellgoku #oscar pine #yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune arc #forest dragon #rwby forest dragon #forest dragon rwby #oscar x yang #yang x oscar #yang xiao long x oscar pine #oscar pine x yang xiao long

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zexapher · 3 months

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The Best Laid Schemes

The best laid schemes go oft astray. Poor Weiss, bet she’d been practicing lines in her head all day. And speaking of, Jaune certainly wasn’t too quick to recruit everyone else for his little trip, once he saw Weiss was onboard. Wouldn’t be surprised if he went through a line or two on the way over as well.

Even if they are now somewhat overshadowed by the immaculate story we’ve been blessed with in Volume 9, pre-Volume 9 White Knight moments are still very good. They’ll always have a place in my heart.

Some of you may have noticed me sneak in a not-so-subtle little Parks and Recreation Reference there. Love that show, and I quite like the idea of Weiss taking on a bit of a Leslie Knope edge while she tries to rebuild Atlas and Mantle, which makes Ruby Ann Perkins.

Hope you all enjoy this little comic I threw together yesterday!

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lovingdabeessss · 1 year

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Yang “now we can die together!!” Xiao long is hilarious actually she just knows Blake likes terrible puns

Ozpin is definitely still super religious considering gods used to answer when you worshiped them this doesn’t mesh well with Yang who punched Satan in the tits like it was nothing

#rwby #blake belladonna #rwby bumbleby #yang xiao long #bumbleby #yang x blake #ruby rose #weiss schnee #oscar pine #rwby ozpin

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superiorsturgeon · 9 months

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Anxious Arkos

Jaune: *acting as crossing guard for the children of Mantle, being hit on by Mantle milf brigade*

Pyrrha: ☹️ *feeling a queasy cold weight in her guts, imagining awful scenarios of Jaune being invited to milf’s houses and seduced by soft, sexy older woman who can cook*

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Pyrrha: *acting as high-profile security for Atlas elites, being flirted with by famous and wealthy Atlesians*

Jaune: 😣 *pacing anxiously, imagining equally awful scenarios of Pyrrha forgetting him forever and leaving on the arm of a rich well-endowed Atlas man with perfect hair who doesn’t trip over his own feet like a dork*

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Jaune/Pyrrha: *clinging to one another in the intervention chair*

RWBY_N_RO: *gathered around, exhausted by Arkos anxiety*

Ruby: Jaune, Pyrrha, this is an intervention!

Weiss: You’re both driving us crazy with your constant worrying about one of you leaving the other!

Nora: You’re cute together, but you’re both so anxious that the rest of us are losing sleep reassuring you every time you have separate missions!

Pyrrha: We’re sorry! 😢

Jaune: It’s just that we read these “NTR” stories on the internet, and-!

Blake: WHAT DID I TELL YOU TWO CINNAMON ROLLS ABOUT READING THOSE?!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #team rwby #team jnpr #ruby rose #weiss schnee #nora valkyrie #yang xiao long #lie ren #blake belladonna #oscar pine #pyrrha lives #people with any kind of anxiety should probably avoid NTR or cheating fics

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schmaltzydoodles · 9 months

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saw a post where someone said this was Rosegarden coded and i agree wholeheartedly

🌸🌸🌸

See pinned post about commissions °ʚ(´꒳`)ɞ°

#schmaltzy art #schmaltzy doodles #rwby #ruby rose #yang xiao long #oscar pine #rosegarden #ruby x oscar #ruby rose x oscar pine

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arc-misadventures · 1 year

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Three Questions

Ruby: Jaune, remember we only have three questions to ask the lamp.

Jaune: Yep.

Ruby: And, those three questions are?

Jaune: What is, Ozpin hiding from us, here are the other maidens, and a spare question in case we need to ask about something else.

Ruby: Good, now ask the magic lamp the questions!

Jaune: Okay!

Jaune: …

Jaune: How do I ask her?

Ruby: Oh! First you have to say its name. Then you ask it the questions.

Jaune: And, it’s name is…?

Ruby: Oh! It’s, Pyrrha!

Jaune: Pyrrha? Hmm… That’s a pretty name. Okay… Come on out, Pyrrha!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Sounds like I’m calling my dog out; are you sure this is… WHAT THE HELL?!!

Pyrrha: Hello~! My name is, Pyrrha. I am the Relic of Wisdom. I know everything that has ever happened in this world, even to the most minute of details. You may only ask me three questions. After you have asked these three questions, you cannot ask me another question for on hundred years. So… What is your first question~?

Jaune: …

Ruby: Whoa, she’s pretty…

Jaune: …

Ruby: Jaune?

Jaune: …

Ruby: Jaune, the questions?

Jaune: …

Ruby: Jaune! The…?!

Jaune: Willyoumarryme!

Ruby: WHAT?!

Pyrrha: Oh my~!

Ruby: Jaune, why did you ask that?!

Jaune: I don’t know it was the first thing that came to mind! I saw her, I looked into her eyes, and I just thought, ‘I need this woman in my life.’ Okay?!

Ruby: You literally just met her! You don’t know anything about her, she doesn’t know anything about you!

Pyrrha: That’s not true.

Ruby: What?

Pyrrha: I am the, Relic of Knowledge; I know everything about, Luna Jaune Arc~!

Ruby: Wait, your first name is, Luna?!

Jaune: I… I never liked being called, Luna. I prefer, Jaune.

Pyrrha: He lost his first tooth when his sister hir him with a bat. Ahh~! He freaked out so much, he thought his sister knocked out a part of his skull.

Jaune: Technically true; teeth grow out from your skull!

Pyrrha: His favourite memory was winning his prized, Pumpkin Pete’s hoodie. Which I’m totally going to steal from him~!

Jaune: I knew it! She wants to marry me for my hoodie!

Pyrrha: But, won’t you give your darling wife your hoodie to keep me warm while you’re away~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Fine you may have my hoodie…

Pyrrha: Yay~!

Ruby: Wait! You’re agreeing to his proposal?!

Pyrrha: Why not?

Ruby: Because you’re a mystical relic lady thing, and, Jaune’s… Jaune…?

Jaune: Hey!

Pyrrha: I know, but I already know everything about him, and I love everything about him. He caring, courageous, kind, and is willing to put his life on the line for others. Most important of all, he can surprise me. I knew based upon his preferences that he would probably be attracted to me, but to suddenly ask me to marry him… Well, A woman such as I couldn’t possibly say no to such a heartfelt request~!

Jaune: Wait… If you know what my preferences are, does that mean you also know what I’m in to…?

Pyrrha: Yes, and I’m looking forward to experiencing those fantasies of yours~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Awesome…

Ruby: Ahh! Jaune! You just asked her another question! We needed that!

Pyrrha: No he didn’t.

Jaune: I didn’t?

Ruby: But, he asked if you knew what he was into; That’s asking a question.

Pyrrha: But, I’m his wife, he can ask me anything he wants, and I will tell him. There will be no secrets between us, we are husband, and wife after all~!

Jaune: Just how I want it to be!

Ruby: So… Jaune asking you to marry him doesn’t count as part of the three questions rule thing?

Pyrrha: Mmm… No.

Ruby: Oh… Okay…? So, uhh… Can you answer our questions then?

Pyrrha: Of course.

Ruby: Great! First question: Wha…?!

Pyrrha: Ahh-ah-ah! Not so fast now.

Ruby: What’s wrong?

Pyrrha: Before I answer any of your questions, Jaune, and I first need to do something…

Jaune: And, that is?

Pyrrha: Consummate our marriage~!

Ruby: WHAT?!

Jaune: Oh… So uhh… H-How do you want to do it then, my genie~?

Pyrrha: Oh, I have a few ideas~! But, first, Ms. Rose. I’ll let you know when you can ask your questions. Till then… Bye~!

Ruby: No wait!

Yang: Ruby, you’re back!

Blake: What did it say?

Weiss: Wait… Where’s, Jaune?

Nora: Yeah! Where’s, Jaune?! Tell me, or, I’ll break your legs!

Ren: Nora, calm down, I’m sure he’s okay, he’s still in the relic?

Ruby: Yeah…

Oscar: Why would he still be in there?

Ruby: I’m gonna be blunt with you guys… Jaune said, Pyrrha’s name, and she appeared before us!

Weiss: She?

Ruby: The spirit of the relic is female, and her name is, Pyrrha.

Weiss: Oh, I thought it was some sort of password.

Ren: Me too.

Ruby: Anyway, Pyrrha appeared before us, and, Jaune… Jaune asked her to marry her… And, she said, yes…

WBYNPR: …

WBYNPR: HE DID WHAT?!

Ruby: They kicked me out so they could… consummate the marriage…

WBYPR: They’re doing what?!

Nora: Whoo! Get some fearless leader!

Ruby: Yeah… I… I have no idea what’s going on anymore…

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lie ren #oscar pine #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha x jaune #rwby arkos

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c-jay-s-text-posts-only · 1 year

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A Special Mission

Written with permission from @juanarc-thethird

With further inspiration from @riku-izanami

Late one evening, team RWBY were hiding in the bushes. They were waiting for Jaune, Nora, Ren, and Oscar to return from the Schnee Family’s estate; their goal - to cut a long introduction short - was to extort money from Weiss’ Father. He’d cut her allowance off again; as usual, without good reason, and was content not to restore it.

He’d cut Winter off as well - which everyone involved thought was strange, so the two sisters consulted together, and hatched a plan.

Time passed, and Weiss was getting more and more worried.

As far as she was concerned, they were taking too long.

“Do you really think they’re okay?” She asked for the umpteenth time,

“I’m sure they’re fine.” Ruby patted her shoulder, “I’ve been travelling with them for-like-ever now, they know what they’re doing.”

“I hope you’re right . . .” Weiss conceded, but she still felt uncomfortable,

“I’m more concerned about how this was all your idea.” Remarked Blake, “I know you don’t like your father, but I never thought you’d go so far as to blackmail him to fund our adventures.”

“Yeah, I’m with Blake on this one.” Put-in Yang, “We know how screwed up your family is, but this is pretty sick!”

“Yes . . . we’re a messy house.” Weiss agreed with a sigh, “But if he’s going to say that I’m not a member of the Schnee Family anymore, then he’ll get what’s coming to him.”

Just then, they all heard the sound of an approaching vehicle, and they poked their heads out to see.

A large, double-wide military van cruised along the road towards them; Ruby whipped Crescent Rose and peered through the scope. She could see Ren and Oscar in the front, while Nora, who popped her head out of the moonroof, turned around to wave at them.

Ren brought the van to a stop when he saw Ruby go out into the middle of the road.

“We’re back!” Shouted Nora, “Did we miss anything?!”

“Nope!” Yang popped the ‘p’, “Thing’s’re movin’ a mile-a-minute around here.”

“Sweet, ‘cuz have we got a lot to tell you all!” Nora vaulted herself from the roof of the van, and executed a perfect mid-air tumble.

She landed easily in front of them. Ren and Oscar just opened their doors and stepped out.

Ruby was excited.

“So how’d it go?” She asked, “Did you get the money?”

Nora’s winning smile faltered.

“Y- . . . yeah . . . about that . . .” She began, “We- uh . . . we didn’t . . . we didn’t get anything . . .”

“What?!” Weiss couldn’t believe it, “What was the point of this mission then? What happened?!”

“Look, it’s not our fault!” Nora insisted defensively, “He’s a horrible person! Now I get why you wanted to blackmail him so bad!”

“Well that makes three of us now.” Muttered Blake,

“Okay, tell us what happened from the start-” Yang tried,

“No, seriously, I can’t believe he’d be so ruthless!” But Nora wasn’t finished, “Like, everything he did to his own employees and family?! It’s terrifying! People like your father are the ones you have to stay away from!

“Nora!” Yang interrupted, “Just tell us what happened already!”

“Okay-okay-okay!” And Nora took a breath to calm down, “We just went there, and then we gave him the run-down, y’know, like: ‘pay us this much, and we’ll keep our mouths shut’, blah-blah-blah.”

“Uh-huh . . .” Nodded Ruby,

“Sounds about right.” Yang nodded as well,

“But then he kinda, sorta got angry . . .” Continued Nora, “so then I got cheesed . . .”

“. . . Okay . . .?” Weiss was growing concerned.

Nora raised her eyebrows and glanced away.

“And then . . . things kinda just . . . went from there . . .”

Team RWBY exchanged worried looks.

“You-” Weiss tried, “You didn’t threaten to break his legs, did you?”

Nora gasped dramatically.

“I am oh-ffended!” She exclaimed, putting a hand on her chest, “Of course, you know I totally did . . .”

“Alright, then did you actually break his legs?” Asked Blake,

“Of course I didn’t!” Nora looked even more offended, “What kind of violent woman do you take me for?!”

No one had an answer; secretly, Weiss was relieved to know Nora hadn’t gone that far.

“Well, thank the Gods for that.” She murmured,

“But we did kidnap his wife~!” Nora’s eyes lit up,

“You what?!” Weiss exclaimed,

“You did what?!” Yang's eyes popped open.

Nora giggled excitedly and meandered over to the back of the van. With a click, the doors opened, revealing a fine rump firmly straddling a well-known waist - the boots and pants stuck out from underneath her. A wet, sucking noise cut through the air from behind the seats.

Weiss was horrified.

“Mother!?” She shrieked,

“Oh shit!” Yang’s jaw hit the ground,

“Woah . . .” Blake was surprised,

“Yo . . . I didn’t know he could work it like that . . .” Ruby whispered.

Willow sat up and turned around when she realised someone had called her; now everyone could see how she looked.

Her hair was let down and dishevelled, flowing freely past her shoulders. She had taken off her blue jacket, and her blouse was open, but not enough to expose anything indecent, just the impossibly deep valley of her chest - which Weiss would only very quietly admit to being jealous of.

“Oh!” Willow brushed a few strands of hair away, “Hello Daughter. I didn’t realise we’d gotten here so soon, no one told me . . .”

“Too soon . . .” A familiar voice from near Willow cracked and sighed dreamily.

“Yeah sorry, Ma’am." Nora apologised, thoroughly unabashed, “Didn’t wanna interrupt the uh- y’know . . .”

She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively, but Willow just gave her a warm smile.

“Please, sweetheart.” She said, “Call me by my name. It’s really the least I can let you do, considering everything you’ve all done for me.”

“Please, don’t stop on our account.” Blake thought this was very funny.

Weiss found her voice again and addressed her issue calmly.

“Mother, why are you kissing . . . him?” It was very difficult for Weiss to ask without wanting to throw up in her own mouth.

Willow gave Weiss a perplexed look.

“I had to pass the time somehow, didn’t I?” She told her, as if it was the most obvious thing, “Besides, he’s actually quite charming. I’d have been a fool to stay back at the Manor and let this gorgeous, young man walk away.”

The familiar voice gasped like he’d just seen something amazing, and he sat up a little, just enough for the others to see the expression on his face. Jaune's lips seemed brighter in the low light, and his cheeks and chin were smeared with pink lipstick; a lonely mark stood proudly out on his forehead.

“You really think I'm gorgeous?” His smile looked hopeful.

Willow turned back to him, returning an all too tender smile, and gently stroked the underside of his cheek; her eyes twinkled in a sweet and unbridled way.

“Of course, Love.” Willow nodded.

Jaune flopped back down and giggled in such a giddy fashion, even kicking his feet like a little girl. Willow tittered along with him; it was so cute to her. Yang thought it was almost adorable.

‘Man, if only I didn't already know why he's so happy.’ She mused, ‘. . . It's really sad now that I think about it.’

“Oh come on, Mother!” Interrupted Weiss, “Jaune of all people?!”

Willow looked a little surprised and switched her gaze between Jaune and her daughter.

“Jaune?” She asked, “This the annoying boy you wrote to us about?”

“Yes, that's him!” Weiss nodded fervently.

Jaune looked embarrassed; he hated remembering how foolish he’d been back in those days. But Willow just cupped Jaune’s face, eyeing him analytically.

“Hmmm . . . well, he’s more handsome than you'd let on.” She appraised, “And he’s hardly scraggly. He's quite well-built and kept. He’s also been nothing short of the perfect gentleman since he and his friends helped me escape.”

“What?” Weiss felt her world begin to crumble,

“Oh- and his hands have only ever been right where they needed to be.” Willow smirked coyly, "He's also very huggable and warm, it's just what I needed after all this time."

“Um-” Ruby raised a finger,

“Around my shoulders or on my back.” Willow clarified, “He asked permission before touching anything else.”

“Oh-” Ruby lowered her finger, “Wooowwwww . . .”

“Excuse me!” Weiss tried to argue, “Are we forgetting who this is?! He was scraggly when we met!”

“Well, he’s clearly not anymore.” Willow furrowed her brow, then broke into a teasing smile, “Weiss you're looking at-”

She stopped for a moment and turned to Nora.

“Um, what is it you young people call it?” She asked, “A beef tart- no, pie, was it?"

“Uh- Beef cake.” Nora corrected her, “Close enough.”

“Ooh yes, that’s it!” Willow snapped her fingers, “He’s a proper Beef cake. Not over-muscled, but not too frail either. And he’s the perfect height too!”

The others couldn't see it, but Jaune’s face had turned as red as Ruby’s cloak. He felt so loved.

“D’oh, stop it!” He crooned, “You’ll make me blush!”

“You dunce, you'd blush for just about anything, wouldn't you?!” Snapped Weiss,

“Weiss,” Her mother warned, “He’s not a dunce, he’s a dear. But if he’s to wear the dunce cap for anyone, it will be for me.”

Willow turned back to Jaune, tickling his chin.

“Now, darling, be a good boy, and bring those wonderful lips back to Mommy.” She licked her own,

“Woof!” Jaune’s voice cracked a little.

Just as their lips were about to touch.

“Mother, stop it!” Weiss was ready to rip her hair out.

Willow, exasperated, rolled her eyes and sighed.

“Oh relax, will you, Dear.” She chided, still stroking Jaune’s face, “It’s not as if you two are together.”

“That’s as may be!” Admitted Weiss blushing, “But he’s still my friend!”

“A friend you regularly spurned if my memory serves correctly.” Willow's reminder was firm, “Who was it complaining about his every advance in her letters? Not me, certainly. I wasn’t there, but if I had been, I’d have urged you to say yes. Or I'd have taken him out myself, perhaps.”

“YOOOOOOOOOO-!!” Yang, Nora, and Ruby shrilled, none of them could believe their ears.

Willow Schnee thought Jaune Arc was attractive?

A billionaire woman liked - for lack of a better word - a bumpkin?

What had happened to the world since team RNJR started their adventures together?

And not only that!

In spite of her constant drinking, Willow had read the letters Weiss wrote home. She had been paying attention to her after all.

Now that really topped it off!

Weiss shrunk back a little.

Deep down, she knew her mother was right. Although she had apologised to Jaune for being so rude in the early days, she had a very sinking feeling that he hadn’t accepted it.

Now she worried Jaune was doing this just to spite her.

Weiss would admit she knew next to nothing about boys outside of what Winter, Klein, and her father had told her, and what she had seen in Whitley.

Most of it had been not promising - Klein notwithstanding of course, because he was always so wonderful - and it led her to believe all boys had a sordid, icky endgame, one which only they would benefit from. So, Weiss had opted to stay away from them.

Despite of the forewarning, she had briefly dropped her guard and pursued Neptune back at Beacon, but that was ancient history now. There were bigger fish to fry, and romance was not among the cards as far as she was concerned.

While Weiss stewed in her thoughts, Oscar and Ren gave their friends a proper run-down of what had happened.

It was just as Nora said.

They went to the Manor and were invited inside. They spoke to Jacques and laid out their proposal, but as it turned out, he was already prepared for the blackmail they had, and he threatened to call the police after having them escorted out.

So, the team had to fall back and rethink their strategy. But as they made their daring getaway, they came across Willow; she had seen and heard everything and was desperate to get away as well.

She even promised to help with blackmailing Jacques further, which everyone thought was hilarious, and immediately invited her along. When they jumped into the van, Nora noticed how Willow was acting, and - in her infinite wisdom - offered Jaune to her, mostly so she could let out her frustrations. She knew Jaune was good for venting.

Ren was too, but he was her man.

So it was arranged.

Jaune and Willow took the seats in the very back of the van, while Ren drove with Oscar in the passenger seat.

Nora stayed between both parties and decided to watch their six, occasionally poking her head out and very suspiciously eyeing Schnee Manor while they drove away, as if the whole mansion, grounds and all, might get up and chase after them.

Jaune stayed huddled with Willow, keeping her company. He'd done this sort of thing before; comforting people came easily to him.

Now because Nora was too busy keeping a lookout from the moonroof, and Ren and Oscar kept their eyes on the road, none of them had seen what was going on between Jaune and Willow; until Nora came back down and heard a noise, a very distinct smooching noise, so she peered over the seat to look.

As soon as she saw it, Nora wanted to whoop and cheer for Jaune; seeing him lock lips with Willow Schnee of all people was equally as amazing as it was funny - his luck really seemed to hold out as far as mothers were concerned, and Weiss’ was definitely no exception.

But what really made Nora happy was the look on Jaune’s face after they shared their first kiss.

They had all been through so much since The Fall; everyone knew Jaune blamed himself for damn-near all of it - both she and Ren knew this was mostly because he felt guilty about Pyrrha.

And when she saw Jaune open his eyes again, Nora saw a spark in them.

One she was sure had been snuffed out some time ago.

Nora was so happy she nearly couldn’t contain herself, but she knew they had to be quiet, so telling the others about it would have to wait, at least until they were far enough away. But by the time they were, they had arrived back to their friends.

Weiss began feeling very light-headed.

“I don’t like to be that person.” Oscar called to Willow and Jaune, “But it's time we left. They’ll have caught on to us by now.”

Willow let out a disappointed whine, and accidentally wiggled her hips on Jaune as she adjusted herself.

“Oh, please, just five more minutes?” She begged, “We’ve finally come to a-”

Willow stopped when she felt something poke up behind her.

Something big. And thick.

“Oh~,” She purred,

“Sorry . . .” Jaune looked most embarrassed.

But Willow didn’t mind at all.

“Make it ten.” She bit her lip, “I doubt any road will be smooth enough for what I want to do next~.”

“Ew.” Weiss’ frown was so broad, Blake thought her mouth might fall off.

“Make it fifteen!” Ruby piped up, “I want in!”

“What?!” Demanded Weiss,

“The fuck!?” Yang’s eyes popped open.

To everyone's shock, Willow looked excited.

“Oh my, yes!” Undaunted, she pushed the back seat down, allowing for more space in the van, “The more, the merrier.”

“YES!” Ruby pumped her fist, then stuck her finger up Yang's nose, "IN! YO! FACE!"

And with a flourish, she used her semblance to close the gap; dashing inside and slamming the door behind her before Yang could do anything. The van rocked and creaked as the three of them started going at it. Weiss and Yang were speechless.

“This might just about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.” Nora was happy for Jaune,

“I think this is the quietest it’s even been between these two.” Blake pointed to Yang and Weiss,

“WWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!” Wailed Yang,

“And there it goes . . .” Blake sighed,

“Why do these things keep happening to me?!” Weiss couldn’t believe it, “I go to Beacon, I don't get to lead! I see a nice boy, but he's a dirty flirt! And then Beacon is destroyed, I'm forced to come back here, help save the world-”

Weiss was so upset, she couldn't stop thinking about everything she'd seen go wrong.

“Be strong, Weiss,” Yang wrapped her weakly into a hug, “We’ll get through this together!”

“Shut up, don’t touch me!” Weiss hugged her back,

“I don’t want to be the one who jinxes it,” Ventured Ren, “But things could’ve been worse . . .”

“Oh, worse, how?!” Demanded Yang,

“Could’ve been?!” Weiss was indignant, “I fail to see-!? ”

“Winter and Raven.” Blake figured.

Weiss gagged, and Yang snarled; both girls tightened their grip on each other.

“Well . . .” Nora rocked back and forth on her toes, “I can’t speak for Raven, but . . .”

“But what?!” Snapped Weiss, “Out with it!”

“I mean-” Nora pretended to think carefully about what to say next, “How do you think we got the van?”

Weiss turned as white as her hair.

“Dear God . . .” Muttered Blake,

“There’s more . . .” Added Oscar,

“Nooo . . .” Groaned Yang, “No mo-ho-ho-ho-ore . . . It was enough to know that this guy fucks! And that my baby sister wants to too!”

A symphony of sweet moans rang out from the van.

“AAOOHH GODS, SHUT THEM UP!” Yang couldn’t take it anymore,

“Yeah, Winter’s arranged to see him soon.” Oscar said quickly, “Either after we escape Atlas, or when we meet her later. We have to keep the van somehow-”

“NNNOOOOO!” With that final sob, Weiss passed out in Yang’s arms.

“YES~!” Willow trilled from inside the van,

“And-now THIS is a katana~!” Hollered Ruby.

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A very awkward thirty minutes later, Weiss woke up, and the teams were on their way to a safe haven, far away from Schnee Manor. The ride was quiet, aside from the tires humming on the road beneath them.

Both Weiss and Yang were upset - Weiss more so than Yang, but that still didn’t mean it was something to sneeze at.

Jaune could feel Weiss’ angry eyes boring holes into him.

“Um-” He tried,

“Not!” Weiss interrupted, “A word out of you.”

The message received, Jaune shrank into himself, and shut his mouth. Strangely, Blake stepped up to defend him.

“You can’t be mad at him, Weiss.” She said, “He didn’t do anything wrong really.”

“Oh, can’t I?” Snorted Weiss, “Nothing wrong, indeed!”

“You heard what Ren and Nora said,” Blake reminded her, “He was only doing what he could to cheer her up.”

“He didn’t even try to stop kissing my mother.” Weiss was not having it, “But he did it for her, because it made her happy, so I can’t be mad at him for that now can I?!”

Jaune wanted to say something.

“I-” He tried again,

“Shut up!” Weiss interrupted again.

Once more, Jaune deflated. This time, Ren defended him.

“I think this has more to do with being repressed than anything else.” He reasoned from the driver’s seat, “Your mother went years without the touch of a loved one or a true lover. Jaune is willing to fill that role for her.”

Yang spotted the chance for a dirty joke, but didn't dare take it.

“And Jaune’s always thinking about what’s best for us.” Oscar put-in from the passenger seat,

“Annd he still has to bang your sister for the van in a while.” Nora added, almost too chipperly,

“Not helping, Nora, but thank you.” Ren called,

“Look, can we not talk about banging each other’s sisters for a sec?” Yang was feeling enormously uncomfortable.

Weiss was still upset.

“Well, he might’ve held better control over himself!” She said huffily, “And that- um, other sword of his . . .”

Jaune shifted awkwardly in his seat, but relaxed a little when Willow’s arms snaked discreetly over his shoulders. Thankfully, no one else seemed to notice.

“Alright, I hate to be on Vee-Bee’s side,” Yang admitted, “But I can’t really judge him either.”

At that moment, Ruby popped her head up from behind the seat next to Jaune; she was most eager to hear this.

Weiss was taken aback.

“Excuse me!” She put a hand on her chest,

“Weissy, have you seen your mother lately?” Yang asked, “Like, actually looked at her from head to toe?”

“What has that got to do with-” Weiss tried to brush it off,

“Weiss, your mom is hot.” Yang said bluntly, “There’s no easy way for me to say this.”

Weiss was appalled and speechless. Because she didn’t say anything, Yang took that as her cue to continue.

“I mean, look at her,” She insisted, “like, really look at her! She’s pretty, she has boobs as big as mine, a slim waist, and butt so fine, Blake almost looks a little small next to it-”

The words were out of Yang’s mouth before she could stop herself. Blake raised her eyebrows in a challenging way.

“Careful . . .” She warned,

“Sorry,” And Yang continued, “But I seriously can’t blame Jaune, looking at this objectively anyway. If I was a man with a working pair of eyes, your mom would give me a hard-on too. Hell, I like girls too, and she's doing me favours just being here with us!”

Willow blushed and smirked proudly behind Jaune’s head, she felt very flattered. Until now, she and Ruby had been quietly recovering out of the others’ sight.

“Um . . . thank you?” Jaune shrugged, unsure of what was going on just then.

Yang gave him a very pointed look.

“You’re still not off the hook with me, dude.” She said, shaking her head.

Once more, Jaune recoiled and sighed.

“Anyways, the point is there’s nothing we can do about this now.” Blake explained, “What’s done is done, and we should be focused on the real issue. How are we going to get money for our adventure?”

“Ideas, anyone?” Oscar asked, turning around to face his friends,

“Become professional jewel thieves?” Suggested Yang,

“Stage a series of bank robberies?” Weiss considered,

“Become prostitutes!” Declared Nora,

“WHAT?!” All the other girls were disgusted,

“What?” Nora shrugged, “It’s legal in Mantle.”

“. . . Seconded, I guess . . .” Ren muttered loud enough for everyone to hear.

Jaune knew this was only so he could keep an eye on Nora - if push came to shove. It had been her idea, after all.

Ruby shook her head.

“Okay, let’s try this again,” Ruby piped up for the first time in a while, “do we have any legal ideas?”

Willow, who hadn’t said anything either, poked her head out and calmly intervened.

“My dear, if you needed money, you should have just asked me.” She said, addressing Weiss specifically.

Everyone stopped fussing for a moment, and flipped their gaze between Weiss and her mother. Collectively, they all ignored where Willow’s hands were resting.

“I . . . I could have?” Weiss seemed surprised,

“Of course!” Willow assured her, “Whatever made you think you couldn’t?”

Weiss looked down and mumbled; she looked a little hurt.

“I . . . I didn’t think you’d answer if I did the asking . . .” She said quietly.

Willow smiled kindly.

“Weiss, you’re my daughter.” She said, “My sweet, darling girl. I know you may not think I would, but I’d do anything for you if you asked. I’m not your father, but like you and everyone else, I’ve been hurt by him too.”

‘. . . Oh . . .’

Jaune looked a little to the left and reached up, gently clutching her hand, he brushed his thumb over her own; Willow accepted the gesture, and their fingers twined.

Once again, Weiss was speechless. She didn’t know what to think. For so long, Willow had made herself an invalid, in Weiss’ eyes, and now to see her coming back to life in such a profound way . . .

To see her coming back into her life . . .

It was moving . . .

“Thank you . . .” Weiss nearly wanted to cry.

At last, they arrived at Atlas’ Edge. This was like a border crossing for the Kingdoms of Atlas and Mantle; some of the airships travelling between the two kingdoms were big enough to carry small vehicles, like cars and pick-up trucks.

Now, the general public had their own fleet of airships for basic travel, but authorised personnel, such as Atlas Specialists and certain huntsmen still affiliated with the military, were transported using different ones. These were twice the size of the others, big enough in fact to carry military equipment like weapons, dust shipments, and, of course, the double-wide vans.

Willow directed Ren towards the authorised airships, and he gently cruised the van to a stop. Everyone got out and stretched their legs, and after a few minutes, they saw Winter come out from the shadows. Weiss was relieved to see her big sister.

“Winter!” She called.

Winter wasted no time and gave her sister a hug.

“I’m glad to see you made it out safely.” She said, hugging Weiss back, “All of you. We’ll be taking you to Doctor Polendina’s Pharmacy, you can lay low there until this situation blows over.”

“Thank you, Winter.” Weiss was grateful,

“Phew!” Remarked Nora, “That’ll be great. Your dad sucks, bee-tee-dubz.”

“What?” Winter blinked, “Oh yes, um, you’re right, he does.”

“Hold on, who’s we?” Asked Blake.

Before Winter could answer, an airship drew smoothly into the dock, and the ramp lowered.

“I can fly an airship.” She explained, “But I knew I should wait out here to make sure you arrived on time. Specialist Amin is in the cockpit now. Speaking of which, by the way, you’re late.”

Weiss gulped. Although she knew the teams were in a hurry, she hadn’t known how close they’d cut it.

“Five minutes behind schedule, what kept you?” Winter demanded.

“Five minutes isn't too bad though, is it?” Asked Ruby.

At that moment, Winter spotted her and Willow limping into view.

“What happened to them?” She was concerned,

“We- uh, heh-heh . . . we kinda had a little fun on the way?” Ruby chuckled, abashed,

“Fun?” Winter raised an eyebrow, “You two? Together?”

“Well yes, my dear,” Willow smiled, “Jaune was quite good to us both.”

Winter’s forehead wrinkled somewhat, she looked stern.

“But mother~,” She almost whined in a petulant way, “I thought we agreed I’d be the first to do it!”

Weiss’ eyes nearly fell out of her head.

‘Nora hadn’t lied?!’ She realised.

“I’m sorry, Winter.” Willow apologised earnestly, “But we both know he’s just what we need.”

Winter pouted uncharacteristically.

“. . . Fine.” She sighed, then turned to Jaune, “In that case, I have a favour to ask.”

“Uhh . . . yes, Ma’am?” He looked a little nervous,

“I’ll be needing you, your friend in green, and Specialist Amin.” Winter said firmly, “In the van after we load it up.”

“Oh.” Blake was stunned,

“. . . Uuuuhhhh . . .” Yang had no words,

“All three-?!” If Weiss’ jaw hadn’t dropped before, it’d have fallen from the cliff when she heard Winter say that.

Ruby had jumped back into the van to help Marrow and Nora load it up, so she hadn’t heard anything. Neither Yang nor Blake nor Oscar could believe it themselves, there was so much going on!

Since when was Jaune so good with cold women?

Jaune had nothing to say himself, he just gulped; once again, he could feel Weiss’ angry eyes boring holes into him. Ren was nervous too, the look in Winter’s eyes was a hungry one, and he didn’t know what to make of it.

“Altogether, they’ll suit my purposes.” Winter stated, matter-of-factly, “We still have approximately thirty minutes before our scheduled departure time.”

“Um, I- I don’t think my girlfriend would-” Ren tried, blushing brighter than anyone thought was possible,

“How much are you willing to offer?” Nora had bounded over before anyone noticed, she had heard everything.

Both Willow and Winter smirked.

“How ever much you’d like.” They said together.

Nora’s eyes lit up and sparkled like fireworks.

“YOU GOTTA DEAL!” And with both hands, she shook Winter and Willow’s, and then she turned to her teammates, “ALRIGHTY BWOIS, GET IN THERE!”

And reeling her hands back, she slapped their backsides harder than intended. Jaune and Ren yelped and stared in utter disbelief as Nora, unabashed as ever, ran back to the hull of the airship.

“HEY, BISCUIT-BREATH!” She hollered at Marrow, “GET YOUR TAIL DOWN HERE, MISS WINTER’S ASKED FOR YOUR HELP!”

How could it have gone so far?

“Jaune?” Ren gulped, “I’m both scared and aroused . . . what do I do?”

Jaune just shook his head.

“I’unno, dude.” He sighed, “Let’s just get it going . . .”

And cracking his neck, Jaune made his way over to the hull. Ren quietly followed him. Winter kept on smirking and led them on, swaying her hips as she went.

Willow gazed proudly at them all.

“That’s my eldest.” She smiled, then she had a thought, “Do you know? I think I’ll go watch them.”

And with that, Willow headed for the airship as well.

Everyone who remained outside couldn’t help staring as Marrow dropped down from a higher level and clambered excitedly into the van.

Yang ventured over to where Weiss was standing.

“Uhh . . . Weissy?” She asked carefully, “Are you okay?”

Weiss didn’t answer.

“Weiss?” Yang tried again.

Still nothing happened.

“I think we need to give her some time.” Blake patted her shoulder, “I don’t know how I’d take it if my mother wanted to have um, relations, with Jaune of all people.”

Yang agreed. It would be a very jarring moment.

Although Yang would also admit, she knew she would be very angry if she found out Raven wanted to spend time with Jaune like that. And Gods forbid if Summer were still around!

She wouldn't excuse it, no matter how much he looked like her father.

“We should get on board.” Said Oscar, “We’re still escaping.”

Yang and Blake nodded at each other, and scooping up Weiss, they scrambled up the ramp and entered the airship. As they did, Oscar thought of something.

“Hey, where’d Ruby go?” He asked.

Yang and Blake looked around. Sure enough, Ruby was nowhere to be seen. Then Blake remembered.

“Wasn’t she helping load the van?” She pointed out,

“Yeah!” Yang snapped her fingers, “So she has to be in the-”

She stopped short.

“I remember seeing her get in the van, but I don’t remember seeing her get out . . .” Blake pointed out.

Yang stood stock-still for a moment.

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!” She shrieked at last.

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darksaiyangoku · 5 months

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RWBY: Sneaky Nora

—Note: Oscar is 20—

Oscar: *whistling*

Jaune: Hey Oscar, you fancy meeting with us at The Crow Bar? It's Quiz Night.

Oscar: Sure. Just let me finish my shower first.

Jaune: Okay, but you better be quick. The teams are limited to four per table and Merc just might steal your spot. *leaves*

Oscar: Wha- hey! *sighs* Guess I'd better hit the showers then. *takes off shirt*

Nora: Cute boy Oz!

Oscar: Gah! Nora! W-What are you doing here?

Nora: I'm working on a Team RWBYALPN calendar, and I need one more picture to complete the set.

Oscar: Can't this wait? I gotta get to the showers and-

Nora: Come on, Oscar! It's just one picture. Pleeeeease???

Oscar: *sighs* Okay, but make it quick. What pose do you want?

Nora: Surprise me!

[Beacon Common Room]

Blake and Yang were sitting on the sofa watching TV. Soon, Yang hears her scroll ping.

Yang: Hm? *checks her scroll and blushes wildly*

Blake: Yang? Who was it?

Yang: *blushing* I-I-I-I- *faints*

Blake: Yang? What was all that about? *picks up her scroll*

Blake saw a text sent to Yang from Nora and her eyes nearly popped out. Clear as day, there was a picture of a shirtless, muscular Oscar Pine.

Blake: *chuckles*Nora, you little minx.

#rwby #yang xiao long #oscar pine #nora valkyrie #jaune arc #blake belladonna #forest dragon #rwby forest dragon #forest dragon rwby #oscar x yang #yang x oscar #oscar pine x yang xiao long #yang xiao long x oscar pine

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lipeg · 4 months

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The RWBY team and Jaune were in Nevermore made by the Glyphs of Weiss.

Thanks to the Semblante Jaune, Weiss's Nevermore was twice as big to support the weight of the five.

They were approaching the walls of the city of Vacuo.

Ruby was more excited than ever to see Atlas's ships.

But when she got closer, she saw far fewer ships than she had in Atlas' kingdom.

Weiss: It looks like we have a reception waiting for us

Jaune: I'm not so sure

Nevermore dived.

In front of the city gates stood Qrow, Winter, Robyn, Oscar where most of his hair was white, Theodore was also present.

Nevermore landed on the ground, Ruby ran off in the direction of her dear uncle.

Ruby: UNCLE QROW!

Like a bullet, she ran out to hug her uncle. Qrow opened his arms to welcome his niece, tears falling from his eyes with happiness.

Yang ran to his dear uncle, Weiss ran to hug his dear sister.

Blake thought something was wrong, she looked back and saw Jaune with his hands in his pockets looking back.

Her cat ears heard a noise.

They were surrounding, Vacuo soldiers had their guns pointed at Team RWBY and Jaune.

Blake: Why are they pointing guns at us?

Blake and Yang and Weiss and Ruby drew their weapons.

Weiss: Winter tells them to put down their guns!

Winter: I'm not in command, Weiss

Weiss was surprised.

???: So those responsible for the destruction of Atlas are here in my kingdom

Weiss: YOU!!!

Weiss pointed Myrtenaster at the woman who had just arrived.

Winter: Weiss put down his weapon

Weiss: You've forgotten who she is, sister! Killer number Atlas is in front of us

???: Young lady, you don't have any authority, I'm the authority

Ruby: Who is she?

Weiss: Eula Lawrence, she's the biggest murderer and traitor in Atlas!

Eula: And current ruler of Vacuo

Weiss: WHAT!!!!

Eula: Arrest them and throw them in jail, we'll hold the tribunal to convict those responsible for the fall of Atlas in a week's time

Ruby: We save Atlas...

Eula: Being "saved" means destroying an inner kingdom and losing a small percentage of its population. So, you saved a lot of people! So much so that we have several Atlas scientists and engineers missing or lost

Jaune: They're all dead Eula

Everyone looked at Jaune, who had his head down.

Eula: Are you sure

Jaune pulled his scroll out of his trouser pocket and threw it to Eula.

Jaune: Here's a list of the names of almost all the missing people, some of whom I couldn't find.

Ruby: Jaune what are you talking about

Jaune: The water in that place was acidic Ruby

Everyone kept quiet.

Ruby: what?

Jaune: The sea water there was acidic. For anyone without an awakened aura or with little aura is asking to die. You certainly don't explore that place much, do you?

Blake: No

Jaune: So you were unaware of the many dangers that this place holds. I don't think you've all been underground in that place

Jaune took his left hand out of his pocket and stared at it with a sad expression, then he closed his hand tightly.

Jaune: I tried to save people from Atlas but I didn't succeed either time Eula, I'm sorry

Eula: No need Jaune, I know very well what happened in Atlas was your idea

Weiss: Did you two know each other?

Jaune: Of course, after all, she's my girlfriend

Everyone's mouth dropped. Everyone was shocked.

Weiss's soul left his body.

Yang: WHEN! HOW! You caught a big fish

Jaune: On that mission, it was just me and a few other soldiers who ended up dying in the storm.

Eula: For the first time, someone in Atlas gave me a real duel. He's worthy of being my man

Jaune: Ruby surrenders

Ruby: BUT!

Jaune: There's nothing you can do to stop it, Atlas was destroyed as a result of your plan, the idea of evacuating Atlas using the staff was also your idea. You indirectly have blood on your hands

Ruby was frustrated.

Jaune: Eula is very honorable, she will let you have a fair trial so you don't have to worry

Ruby accepted, even though she didn't want to. The RWBY team was arrested, Qrow and the others followed the guards.

Jaune and Eula were in her office.

Eula: So Jaune, I don't know what you've been through but I know you're much older, so do you have anything important to share?

Jaune: Yeah, I have many important things

His eyes were shining.

Jaune: Very important

I like this meme. I really like it.

But RWBY was in such a difficult situation after V9 that I wanted to finish Jaune without anyone. That he didn't stay with Ruby or Weiss.

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rachetmath · 1 year

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Grimm Day

Winter: So, Mr. Arc, what is your relationship with my sister?

Jaune: Non-existent.

Winter: Really?

Jaune: I mean I liked her back at Beacon but after asking her out a bunch of times and still be second to Neptune- yeah I got over it. Plus she didn’t like me back so…

Winter: I see.

Yang: Then what about Ruby?

Jaune: I mean we chill but Penny… Seriously?

Yang: Oh that most definitely could put a strain on the relationship.

Jaune: Exactly. Plus, if anything, her and Oscar are getting closer.

Yang: You lying.

Jaune: Nah they to be close.

Winter: What makes you say that?

Jaune: I mean obviously the battle at Heaven Academy spoke volumes ahead. Then Argus she was quick to defend him.

Yang: Well that is true even before we got there and told you everything she was helping him.

Jaune: Plus when your sister called my name to stop me from hurting him, how’d I responded?

Yang*remembers*

Yang: Oh yeah…

Jaune: Yeah, I was ready to swing on both of them.

Yang: Damn you was.

Jaune: Then in Atlas she trusted him to look after the lamp. Lets him in on your team meetings. Not to mention the moment when we got back from certain death, she assumed Emerald hurt him and was ready to fight her.

Winter: Wow. T-that’s almost hard to swallow.

Yang: No. No. I refuse to believe that. I’m her sister, I know everything.

Jaune: I mean you may be here sister but just like your mom your never present in her life.

Yang: *red eyes*

Jaune: I’m just saying the evidence speaks for itself. Hell, they probably kissed already.

Yang: Put that on something.

Jaune: On my name. And the little lien I have in my pocket.

Yang: How much?

Jaune: Fifty.

Yang: Deal.

Later on the same day.

Ruby: Everyone, me and Oscar are dating.

Yang: *shocked*

Jaune: Wow… … that’s… great. By any chance did you kiss?

Ruby: … … Yes.

Jaune: Before or after you started dating?

Ruby: B-before.

Yang was so devastated she didn’t notice Jaune reached into her pocket stole the money she gambled away.

Jaune: Easy money.

However, Jaune, despite his victory was not as pleased with the results. As he stared at them as well as everyone else. Ren cuddles with Nora. Blake tries to help Yang snap out of her crisis. Weiss still talking to Neptune on the scroll. Jaune was reminded of something he doesn’t to be reminded of. He was silent but then-

Emerald: Hey.

Jaune: *response to her voice*

Emerald: Are you alright?

Jaune sees everyone stare at him but instead of saying anything he throws on a smiles and tells them;

Jaune: Yeah. I’m fine. Really… I’m… … … okay.

The night comes as everyone sleeps while Jaune grabs a guitar he bought after a successful mission. Jaune finds a nearby stone and sits down as he clears his throat and prepares to play.

Jaune: *plays the guitar*

Jaune: Mama told me when I was young

"Come sit beside me, my only son

And listen closely to what I say

And if you do this it'll help you

Some sunny day"

Oh, yeah

Oh, take your time, don't live too fast

Troubles will come and they will pass

You'll find a woman, yeah, and you'll find love

And don't forget son there is someone up above

And be a simple kind of man

Oh, be something you love and understand

Baby, be a simple kind of man

Oh, won't you do this for me son, if you can?

Jaune continues to play as the sadness starts to fill the night. Jaune too focused on the strings didn’t take to consideration that grimm were starting to gather do to his negativity only. However instead of attacking him. They just looked. Once then they just gathered around him. Surrounding him. And just laid down listening to the song as he processed to play.

#rwby #winter schnee #yang xiao long #Jaune Arc #ruby rose #Oscar Pine #ruby x oscar #rwby rosegarden #weiss schnee #weiss x jaune #whiteknight #emerald sustrai

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 10 months

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Yang: (scratching Jaguar!Diana behind the ears) So, wait, the jaguars name is Diana, and your name is Diana? Doesn't that get confusing?

WW Diana: A little, but it's fine. I'm just happy she's getting along so well with another person! She usually just focuses on Bruce.

Yang: That must make being her keeper difficult.

WW Diana: (flirtatiously) Well, I don't particularly mind sharing the responsibility.

Blake & Panther!Blake: (glaring at the exchange with a murderous aura)

WW Diana: Wow, Yang, you have quite the physique! (Trails fingers up Yang’s forearm and bicep) I bet these big cats are nothing for you to handle.

Blake: (ears slick back and storms over)

Jaguar!Diana: (licks Yang’s face before full body rubbing against Tiger!Yang)

Panther!Blake: (roars and charges J!D)

Ilia: (in the observation area eating popcorn) Oh, this should be good.

Jaune: My money's on the panther.

Oscar: I call Blake winning.

Clark: My money's on Diana and Wonder Cat.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby x justice league #jaguar diana #panther blake #tiger yang #jealous blake #ilia amitola #oscar pine #jaune arc

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superiorsturgeon · 8 months

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How JNPR Adopted Oscar

Mistral Kingdom Clerk: *looking over paperwork* So…you four…

JNPR: 😁

Clerk: …want to jointly adopt THIS young man…

Oscar: 👋 🙂

Clerk: …and become his legal guardians?

Pyrrha: *puts her hands on Oscar’s shoulders proudly* That’s correct! ☺️

Clerk: Aren’t you four a little young yourselves to be adopting a child…?

Nora: That’s what everyone says! But we’ve got our Vale ID’s right here!

Jaune: *lays four fake ID’s on the desk*

Clerk: 🤨 *examines cards and carefully compares them to JNPR faces*

JNPR: 😅

Clerk: …hm, very well, but you should know that the kingdom of Mistral has a preference for married households when considering applications for adoption!

Ren: Ah, we thought you might say so, so we brought our marriage certificates!

Jaune: *produces forged Arkos and Renora marriage licenses*

Clerk: *carefully inspects documents* …so you’re actually married?

JNPR: *hold up hands with fake wedding rings*

Pyrrha: *kisses Jaune’s cheek*

Ren: *kisses Nora’s hair*

Jaune/Nora: 🥰

Clerk: 😒

JNPRO: 😃

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Ruby: Congratulations! *hugging Oscar*

Oscar: *holding a certificate of adoption* 😁