you like the 1970s? okay show me your bush then. oh you don’t have one? that’s what i thought poser
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2k follower event ! - 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐀𝐖 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓
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i cannot believe we are at 2k??? 😭😭 this is so crazy to me, thank you all so much<33 i love you guys and i love creating for all of you and im so glad you all enjoy my work and have decided to follow me and support me 🫶🫶 enjoy the (emoish) y2k (ish) theme for 2k followers <3
NOTE you will need a twitter account to view most, if not all, of these links!
fandoms this event includes ; the last of us, resident evil, call of duty (im not comfortable doing any of the other fandoms i would normally do.)
CD PLAYER - NOW PLAYING: P LINKS FOR 2K
BABY TEE - the last of us
⋆ DINA putting the strap she found on patrol to good use
⋆ ELLIE helping her inexperienced!best friend
⋆ ABBY teasing you after you backtalked her
⋆ JESSE letting you ride him before he goes out for patrol
⋆ grinding on JOEL's boner to wake him up in the morning
⋆ getting your pussy ate by DINA
⋆ ELLIE gently fucking her cutesy girlfriend with a dildo
STAR CLIPS - resident evil
⋆ CARLOS fucking his brat!gf softly as a punishment after begging for rough sex
⋆ re4!LEON using his roommates cunt in the middle of the night
⋆ re2!LEON eating out his best friend and then softly fucking them
⋆ ADA watching you squirm for her own pleasure
⋆ softdom!JILL letting you fuck her with her strap
⋆ pleasuring yourself and re2!CLAIRE at the same time
⋆ trans!LUIS handcuffing you and fucking you with his strap
MINI SKIRT - call of duty: mw
⋆ KONIG using his virgin!gf's thighs to get off
⋆ PRICE giving his neighbor a nice lil gift for christmas
⋆ after a hard mission SOAP needs to relax by eating a nice warm pussy
⋆ teasing GHOST under the table during a meeting
⋆ mean!SOAP who keeps edging you even though your right on the brink of the best orgasm of your life :((
⋆ GAZ letting you use him however you please
⋆ PRICE makes love to you before he goes on a 3 month long mission
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i was fine until that last scene when pinocchio puts sebastian’s body in a matchbox and carries it with him for the rest of his life. every human has a little matchbox with their loved ones inside of their hearts
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I’m a bit late but I also wanted to make something for the very talented @sharkfinn 's dtiys (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧ congrats on 2K!
I had a lot of fun drawing this :) hope you like it (o゜▽゜)o☆
close-up under the cut :p
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ok so the suitor squad (1) proposed on the same day to the same woman and (2) are literally best friends who almost certainly have known each other longer than any of them have known lucy. this leaves us with a few possibilities:
the fact that they all proposed on the same day was completely by coincidence. funny in terms of them all reaching the same conclusion that may 25 was The Day, but otherwise kind of a boring option. also very unrealistic. next please
they all decided to just Wing It on the same day. all's fair in love and war. whoever got there first and got a yes was going to marry lucy. good luck boys. let the hunger games begin
they planned this VERY deliberately. they knew jack would go first, then quincey, then arthur, assuming she didn't say yes to a proposal before all three men had a chance to propose. this option implies that they themselves, The Boyfriends, knew that jack had the least chance of success and arthur had the most likely positive outcome. (which is the correct assessment, but also.... sorry jack.) also implies that both jack and quincey had to send a message to the group chat along the lines of "no dice. good luck art let's go buddy"
my personal favorite: they did not realize that all three of them were courting the same woman, and in Bro Solidarity decided to propose on the same day to their three individual girlfriends. unfortunately there was only one collective girlfriend. c'est la vie
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