Bernard gets the Marina in the divorce 🤷♀️
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Danny: helping Alfred cook breakfast for everyone because he feels bad, he eats so much more than everyone else.
Alfred: so happy that there is yet another person wanting to learn to cook and is actually good at it.
Dick: walks in and sees Danny getting to cook with Alfred and is immensely jealous because he is hardcore banned from cooking after the Thanksgiving disaster from 15 years ago.
Danny: makes eye contact with Dick.
Dick:..........
Danny:.........
Dick:........
Dick: Goes running to Tim to tattle on Alfred and Danny
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a Red Hood and a Pinkie Pie.
reference ↓ ↓ ↓
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thinking again about that time tim broke into dick’s apartment in bludhaven and immediately started making fun of his home security the moment dick walked in the door
nightwing (1996) issue 6
and then the next time we see someone break into dick’s apartment (this time it’s a stranger trying to rob him) we find out that he has installed a human-sized glue trap in front of his home entertainment system (and coincidentally, right next to the window)
nightwing (1996) issue 12
this is a cartoonishly deranged thing for dick to put in his apartment as actual security but also i believe with my whole heart that this was meant for tim. this is cruel and unusual punishment for some random home invader but completely justified if it was actually meant to clown on one’s annoying younger brother all along
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pov ur pie about to go find robin and knock some sense into him because he’s messing with tim-the-neighbor and bernard-the-genius’s relationship
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stress relief also kinda test
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Sad Boy Hours: Billy Batson
He's trying so hard to get the screaming adults in the room to just stop screaming at each other and be reasonable.
He is immediately dismissed and storms off, justifiably insulted.
And Billy goes right back to blaming himself, trying to figure out where he went wrong, how he could have fixed things, managed the emotions of the room better--even though he is 100% correct and the adults are absolutely failing, and badly.
"Even if he's wrong...I should respect him." Honey, the thing that's eating at you is the absolute dogshit way they act and then expect you to just accept as normal. These grown-ass heroes should not be hitting each other.
And a degree, honey. Several of them.
He sounds like a teacher trying to get the class to behave and that script keeps failing him. Over and over the adults around him dismiss him for his optimism, ignore his calls for reason. And they're heroes. They're the good guys and they tear into each other regularly and viciously. And Billy is fifteen years old in a room of adults screaming at each other. The team is sometimes down right abusive, and this child is trying to keep them from falling apart.
I worry about him, ya know?
(anyway, thank you for coming to my Sad Boy Hours)
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I love drawing ponies in piles, wanted to make one for my own little creations ❤️ Melon and DC would absolutely not get along, and she'd also probably find Inq to be boring. Inquiry would of course treat Melon as kindly as she treats everypony else.
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HIM
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"So, you and Tim and Robin?" -
"Yeah, we're actually a throuple. But it's kind of a secret, so don't tell anyone yet."
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I don't know why, but I kinda love girls who are weird, hyper and crazy.
Honorable mentions:
Joy - Inside Out
Luz Noceda - The Owl House
Luan Loud - The Loud House
Polly Geist - Monster Prom
Satania - Gabriel DropOut
Jashin-chan - Dropkick on my Devil
Marii Buratei - Joshiraku
Amaryllis - High Guardian Spice
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Annual Wayne Enterprises Thanksgiving Dinner
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and we hope you all have a fantastic one.
Tonight, Wayne Enterprises is holding a Thanksgiving dinner for those who are unable to have their own tomorrow. Like usual, Nightwing is patrolling the event so there aren't interruptions.
Even if you do not celebrate Thanksgiving, free food is free food.
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