#rpg humor

[fomalhaut48]

DnD gems, vol. 76.

DM: "If you put a red cap on the gnome's head, it will start feeling evil."

DM: "You get the feat to be able to communicate with small animals." PC: "Like bunnies?" DM: "Precisely. I don't know if this power will be useful…" PC: "What, you already gave us a feat called Pumpkin Connoisseur, anything goes now! We can ask a bunny to bring us a pumpkin!"

DM: "The first lights of morning shine on a giant spider the size of a house…" PC: "I HATE Monday mornings!!!"

Giant spider: "The cat is my commander, my prince…" PC: "I don't WANT to imagine what a spider is doing with a cat…"

DM: "The giant spider now looks like a frightened puppy."

NPC: "The other NPC won't talk to you." PC: "I point my gun at him and say 'so YOU will, I guess?'"

Cat NPC: "Don't be afraid, I'm not a dog, I don't bite!" PC: "But you scratch!"

DM (shows image of cat with eyes all over it) PC: "Okay, a cat with a slightly suspicious amount of eyes?"

DM: "This guy shows up." (Shows thin, bearded naked man wearing only a dirty diaper) PC: "Wow, handsome man!"

DM: "The cats are cute, sweet, adorable and fluffy! And they explode if you try to touch them!"

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #rpg #rpg humor

[zeemczed-blog]

When the elf casts wild shape...

#Dungeons and Dragons #DnD #RPG humor #RPGs #Elves #Druids #Okay it's just a long eared hedgehog #BUT STILL

[mountainpressure]

I’m sorry 😂😂😂

#siralim ultimate #separated at birth #lol #rpg humor #gaming #alexander lukashenko

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#rpgs #rpg #games #video game #video games #twitter #tweets #meme #memes #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[channelab3]

THE BINDER OF SHAME: Totally true made up gaming stories.

The RPG.net Rants

Uncensored, Unforgettable and Uncorrected

2002 was the year I first started to post stories for the amusement of others. (Aside from that shameful X-FILES fan fiction of course.) I began with these gaming anecdotes that I shared on the forums of RPG.net, a relatively safe haven for me at the time. They were strange little tales told in a kind of screenplay format that I used when I sketched out story dialogue.

The first one was pretty simple but as they went on they became more and more grandiose but they were raw and fun little bits of humor. I never bothered to proofread the things or set up any real kind of coherence or internal continuity- although snippets of these tales do show up in PRICE BEAKS AND HEARTACHES.

I'm posting them to the blog so I can add them to version of THE BINDER OF SHAME I keep here. I will do the first two today and then set up one a week until they're all there.

I've moved on a lot since I first created them but many of the folks that first came to know me through them are still reading my work now and they still keep finding new readers all the time.

If you have no idea what I am talking about prepare to be amazed, amused and offended.

And be warned these stories appear exactly as I did when I posted them on the forums. I haven't tried to edit them for fear of diluting their raw power.

Also I'm pretty damn lazy...

1.) The Team That Couldn't Shoot Straight

2.) The day I killed the entire party before the first combat encounter

3.) A Night At The Inn, A Day At The Racists

4.) The God Trip

5.) Achy Breaky Mythos

6.) Monty Python Mishaps In The Deepest Pit Of Homebrew Hell

7.) Kobayashi Maru With Random Violence and Supermodels

8.) What Do You Mean You Lost My Wife's Kidney?

9.) Never Leave Your Nads Behind

10.) Death By Thumbs

11) Night Of The Caped Cadavers

12.) Cannibals, Rednecks And Transgendered Astronauts

13.) Trapped In Jedi Academy

14.) Reservoir Torgs

15.) The Wrong Room In Ryleh

16.) The Great Gamma World Death March

17.) The Bad Rifts Project

18.) The D&D Session That Mostly Wasn't

19.) The Prequel Trilogy I: The Creep On The Boarderlands

20.) The Prequel Trilogy II: The Dead Guy Gets The Pizzas

21.) The Prequel Trilogy III: All Hands On Dec

22.) The Last Straw Trilogy Part One: Warhammer The Spoilers Generation

23.) The Last Straw Trilogy Part Two: Talisman- This Time Its Personal

24.) The Last Straw Trilogy Part Three: Once More With Filking

25.) Vampire The Mass Kid Raid: A postscript

The Binder of Shame 

The Second Edition

1.) The Dammed Treasure of Lord deGreasy 2.) Crisis On Infinite Jerks 3.) With A Pinch Of Assault 4.) The Good, The Bad And The Feces

The Binder of Shame 

The Latest Unfinished Campaign

Where The Hell Is Harry

#rpg horror stories #rpg humor

[retrogamingblog2]

#mario #nintendo #gaming #video games #paper mario #paper mario color splash #wii u #funny #lol #humor #meme #rpg #super mario

[doycetopia]

#ttrpg #rpg humor #youtube #youtube shorts #tiktok

[the-august-one]

When the player doesn't care - Fair Maiden

#curated tags #curated comments #rpg humor #video #viva la dirt league #Youtube

[dr-chibbers]

DM: “The Platypus attacks you”

Player: I block their attack”

DM: “you mean…?”

Player: “Yes, I Parry the Platypus”

#funny #pmseymourva #humor #lol #memes #perry the platypus #dr. doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #dnd #tabletop rpg

[oldschoolfrp]

First contact, or a miscommunication about which miniatures you were supposed to bring to tonight's game (John Karp, The Space Gamer 17, May-June 1978)

#The Space Gamer #John Karp #wargaming #sci fi #D&D #Dungeons & Dragons #dnd #gaming humor #RPG #Space Gamer #spaceship #rocket ship #first contact #mismatch

[fomalhaut48]

DnD gems, vol. 74.

DM: "Try to figure out this riddle: 'intellectuals always leave you something'." PC: "How many of them have we met until now?!"

PC: "You ghost, what are you doing in a museum?" Ghost: "This is a museum?! Aww, my mom always said I'd be famous one day!" PC: "Your head is not attached, were you executed?" Ghost: "Haha, I lost my head, so funny!"

DM: "You see the wild magic setting your wizard alight." PC: "Can't I go back to the quiet room and switch off?"

PC: "I want to look around if I see some handles to switch the traps off." DM: "Sure, go ahead!" PC (critical fumble): "Oh, never mind…"

DM: "You find an odd hammer, its head is made of leather." PC: "What use would I have for this?" DM: "And what do I know?!"

DM: "There are objects inside the scientist's magic bag, but you can only summon them if you say their name, you can be generic, like 'book' or something." PC1: "Scroll!" DM: "Wrong!" PC2: "Potion!" DM: "Wrong!" PC3: "Glasses!" DM: "RIGHT! You get a pair of magic glasses, how did you know, PC3?!" PC3: "Well, I pictured a random classic scientist, they wear glasses, no?"

DM: "OMG, PC, you just killed the enemy in one shot! Congratulations, guys, you just became murderers!"

PC: "The enemy knocked me down?! I reach up and stab him in the balls!"

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #rpg #rpg humor

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #dark humor #video games #rpgs #warhammer 40k #40k #rogue trader #sarcasm #irony #joke #parody

[whereserpentswalk]

#196 #my thougts #fantasy #urban fantasy #magical realism #weird #weirdness #enby #invisibility #shapeshifting #rpg #ttrpg #video game #character customization #my writing #writing #humor #shitpost

[mariopokemonuniverse]

Super Mario RPG: Bowser Accidentally Kissing Mario in 1996 vs 2023

An unexpected classic, hilarious accidental ship from gaming history reborn.

#mario #super mario series #super mario bowser #super mario rpg #super mario rpg remake #bowser #accidental kiss #Accidental ship #funny stuff #funny #funny post #funny content #funny gaming moments #humor #lol #nintendo #super mario #compare and contrast

[retrogamingblog2]

#pokemon #nintendo #pokemon mystery dungeon #gba #funny #gaming #video games #mudkip #hoenn #gen iii #riolu #lucario #sinnoh #lol #humor #meme #pmd #rpg #gameboy advance #ds #nintendo ds #2000s #2000ish #pmd red rescue team #anime #nostalgia #retro #retrogaming

[dungeonmalcontent]

Add an extra layer to your ttrpg games. Whenever the player teleport make there be a small percent chance that they hit a teleportation throttle. Too much magical activity makes the teleport shunt them to a backstage relay room. A disembodied voice of a cosmic IT person instructs them to flip a lever to reset the teleport fusebox breaker which sends them on their way again. Let them know there's some weird and mundane cosmic powers that are really tired of making the magic and the rest of the universe work properly. Maybe segue your story to being hired by that cosmic entity department to perform a task that these 5th dimensional beings are too dimensional to do properly.

#d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #5e #ttrpg #fantasy #writing #silly ideas #humor #tabletop rpgs