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rachetmath · 2 months

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Robyn: So Arc-

Jaune: You can call me “Jaune”. I’ve been here for five months.

Robyn: Well okay. Jaune um… what’s your day like with Fiona.

Jaune: Normal.

Robyn: Really? Nothing’s going on with you two?

Jaune: No. I just help her out. That’s it.

Robyn: Really?

Jaune: Yes.

Somewhere else

Nora: So Fiona. How long have you and Jaune been a couple?

Fiona: We’re not couple. What makes you think that?

Nora: You see him everyday. More than me.

Fiona: He helps me with the orphanage.

Nora: Nothing else?

Fiona: No!

Jaune and Fiona were in the Orphanage.

???: Mr. Arc? Mr. Thyme?

Jaune: What is it Rex?

Rex: Are you and Ms. Thyme a couple?

Fiona: Oh my- Robyn!

Robyn appears only to have May and Nora with her.

Jaune: Nora, you too?!

Nora: Look d-

Jaune: Nora.

Nora: *forgot the kid* Oh.

Jaune: Rex go to your room.

Rex: Okay. *leaves*

Jaune: Now what the hell wrong with you two?

Fiona: Why are you so obsessed with this?

Robyn: Because you two-

May: Look Fiona I been watching you two a lot and I have to admit it’s hard not to believe you’re not dating. In fact, I wouldn’t be surpise to call you both a married couple.

Fiona: Ugh you too May. Seriously wat-

May: You and Jaune do Laundry together.

May: Spend time with kids together.

May: In fact, when Jaune’s training leads him to get hurt, you are the first to drag him to the nursery and patch him up. Even when he tells us “Don’t worry about it.”

May: In fact you two are always in the kitchen together making dinner.

May: And Jaune, boy what Nora told me about you was damn lie. I saw what you did. Slow dancing in the night.

Nora: He was that smooth?

May: Smooth as Micheal Jackson.

Nora: Oh no.

Fiona: Um.

Jaune: Damn.

Nora: Oh yes. Finally. Fuck you Pyrrha! He go get right. *pulls scroll out her pocket and makes a call*

???: Hello.

Nora: Fuck you Weiss. You lose. He found someone better. He found the princess and gone make her his queen.

Jaune: Nora, calm down.

Nora: Fuck off Jaune. This is my victory.

In the twilight.

Pyrrha: Okay bitch, what did I do?

Adam: I mean you left the guy and died a meaningless death like Summer.

Summer: I gave birth to another silver eyed warrior. That has to count.

Hazel: Does she know how to use her eyes though?

Summer: Shut up.

Ironwood: And she destroyed Atlas and got Penny, Vine, Clover and myself killed so she’s kind a misfortune upon us.

Summer: Okay ya’ll need to stop disrespecting my daughter. Ya’ll made mistake.

Ironwood: Or so you say.

Summer: We can fight. We can fight right now James.

Pyrrha: I don’t understand.

Penny: Friend Pyrrha you are the main source of his trauma and pain.

Pyrrha: B-you know what… fuck all you.

Roman: Whoa Invincible Champion, it’s not our fault your ‘boyfriend’ decided to break that little curse you placed on him.

Pyrrha: Oh come on- I’m leaving. I don’t need this.

Summer: My death had meaning. My daughter has a mystery to solve.

Adam: So finally one of your daughters is actually trying to know what happened to you. It’s too bad they have to find the same woman that took one of them many years to find.

Summer: Oh my god.

Roman: Not to mention at least Penny’s death served a purpose. Winter’s alive. She kept thousands of people alive. While your death, Pyrrha, caused more suffering than good.

Pyrrha: You know what who wants to fight first? Who? Cause I’ll show you why they written me off. Name one. Who can body me? Who?! Step up. STEP UP!

Adam: Oh I never run from no challenge. Especially no One-V-One, come on bitch.

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #may marigold #robyn hill #fiona thyme #jaune x fiona #weiss schnee #shepards knight #pyrrha nikos #adam taurus #roman torchwick #james ironwood #penny polendina #summer rose #jaune x pyrrha #rwby arkos

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margariemargarita · 3 months

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kaidan 'damsel in distress' alenko

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nightmaskart · 3 months

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Sir Kovust Koruvar, finished commission

#knight #lamb #shepard #paladin #d&d character

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wu-sisyphus-gang · 1 month

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Fiona: Wow this is so cool! That’s your weapon? You’re so interesting.

Jaune: I know you’re not real. Get out of my head.

#fiona thyme #rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #shepards knight

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seithr · 2 months

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remembered that my shepard/spacer shep has a still alive mom in the alliance according to ME2/3

also remembered that that character (katrine/caia) always has a sister uninvolved in the family's career military history

remembering she had to mourn her elder sister who just Disappeared for two years, and would have spent even longer knowing shepard isn't alive bc their alliance mom probably can't just tell a civillian doctor,

#in every universe katrine has - previous/ended relationship #- some kind of impaired hearing/legs #- a younger sister who idolizes her who she pushes away for stupid reasons #oh i want them to meet. i want horizon to crush shepard and a call to reduce her to nothing. pulverizing that self-titled selfless knight #something something samara and katrine are both knights who became isolated from their sense of duty to others #samara how do you get over losing your wife/fiancee and your family disliking your adherence to duty meant to protect them. ... good talk.#hey while i'm dumping katrine shepard lore in my tags. in this verse corporal toombs from akuze is (user has been banned from the extranet)#i need an oc tag #armour clanking #mass effect #oc lore please dont go in the main tags. stay here. dont make me have to do the weird rb trick in case i need to edit this 😭

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ciggrtte · 1 year

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grey's anatomy icons [special old cast]

check my profile for more icons!

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milfsincrime · 1 year

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women: reblog if you agree

crimmy minds: penelope garcia, elle greenaway, jennifer jareau, emily prentiss, alex blake, tara lewis

ncis: kate todd, abby sciuto, ziva david, jenny shepard, abby borin, alex quinn, jack sloane, ellie bishop, jess knight

svu: olivia benson, abbie carmichael, alex cabot, casey novak, melinda warner, kathy stabler, liz donnelly, rita calhoun, amanda rollins, kat tamin

milfs: hot yes

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hadesgarden · 1 year

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Jumping on the bandwagon with some Barbie posters that I made enjoy!

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aceghosts · 2 months

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Tagged by @nightbloodbix, @cloudofbutterflies92, @g0dspeeed, and @alexxmason to do this chart for an OC, and I decided to do Rooney since they're on my mind!

Tagging (Opt In/Out): @bbrocklesnar, @marivenah, @carlosoliveiraa, @voidika, @captastra, @captmactavish, @direwombat, @amalkavian, @strangefable, @cassietrn, @theelderhazelnut, @fourlittleseedlings, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @clicheantagonist, @katsigian, and anyone else who wants to do this!

Chart under the cut:

#I won't let fear compromise who I am #commander rooney shepard #oh man my photoshop skills really failed me on this lol #and Rooney is definitely difficult to get in a relationship with since they're guarded #like they're kind and empathetic but it's hard for someone to see the real Rooney #the scarred parts they're trying to hide #also Rooney just wants to be your knight in shining armor <3

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kbade123 · 4 months

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I recently watched the first episode of NCIS (Yankee White) and all throughout the episode I couldn't help but wonder what all the other agents from later seasons were doing at that moment. And then I started thinking about the ages of those agents.

Yankee White premiered September 23, 2003

Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Age: 52

Nick Torres

Age: 23

Tim McGee

Age: 26

Ellie Bishop

Age: 19

Tony DiNozzo

Age: 35

Jenny Shepard

Age: 40

Kasie Hines

Age: 11 what??

Jessica Knight

Age: 19

Jimmy Palmer

Age: 26

Abbie Sciuto

Age: 34

Ziva David

Age: 24

Leon Vance

Age: 40

Alden Parker

Age: 47

Kate Todd

Age: 30

Clayton Reeves

Age: 18

Jack Sloane

Age: 36

Alex Quinn

Age: 30

Donald Mallard

Age: 70

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rachetmath · 2 months

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#jaune arc #fiona thyme #jauna x fiona #shepards knight

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wu-sisyphus-gang · 1 month

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Fiona: I’ll do whatever you want~.

Jaune: Can you tell me if I’m being annoying. Be honest I can take it.

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #fiona thyme #shepards knight

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seithr · 6 days

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something about fem characters getting masc titles does something insane to me. emperor and sir and my lord and master. ough flavour

#i ascribe to 'ser' being appropriately gender neutral for all knights in a Not Turbo Misogyny setting where women can be knighted #since Lord and Lady then get reserved for a different tier of landed nobility: esp when knighthood is a very Loose military concept in media #but for example: Edelgard von Hraesvelg being Emperor not -press. prev comic of 'father figure' Commander Shepard (F). King. Sire. Houoh.#Ok I think I've said enough tonight. enough charged commentary I got work tmrw and its 6 LMAO. GN mwah.#armour clanking #do not be weird to me about x or y while i sleep i know critical theory etcetc shh i like monarchy only when its clearly fake. SNZZZ #all my posts primarily fuelled by wuoaugh this would be so cool if but women. im correct

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weyounpussyindulgence · 11 months

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#jeffrey combs #reanimator #bride of reanimator #herbert west #the frighteners #milton dammers #love and a 45 #dinosaur bob #castle freak #john reilly #from beyond #crawford tillinghast #the phantom empire 1988 #andrew paris #felony 1994 #bill knight #would you rather #shepard lambrick #wrens posts

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spahhzy · 1 year

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A Verse 2~ Shepard's Knight.

Jaune was prepping for the beach trip with his girlfriend Fiona Thyme.

Jaune: Babe, you almost ready?

Fiona: One minute!

The sound of footsteps slapping the wooden floor made Jaune aware that Fiona was on her way as Jaune was prepping his duffle bag.

Fiona: Babe turn around~

Jaune: Hmm, let's hurry up and get yourself p-p-pac-

In front of Jaune, was his girlfriend in a rather skimpy bathing suit showing off her curves and beauty.

Fiona: Well? Like it?~

Fiona twirled, and Jaune caught sight of two jiggling plump round cheeks, clapping at him.

Fiona didn't get to say much as suddenly she was back up stairs in a pinch as Jaune was no where to be seen.

Fiona: Jaune? Babe?

In the bathroom downstairs.

Jaune was sweating bullets as he picked up his scroll and called a number. It rang a good few times before it finally someone answered.

Jaune: Pastor Weiss...w-w-when you said that t-the lord is my shepard...what kind of sheep were we talking about?

Jaune: C-cause those lambchops...are looking more like yam-chops.

Jaune: Pastor Weiss g-go ahead and throw the whole book at me.

#jaune arc #fiona thyme #shepards knight #Carlo Malis #incorrect quotes #weiss schnee

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cloudyswritings · 16 days

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Is anyone else haunted by the idea of a mass effect and hollow knight crossover? Like just the idea of a very very distant future for the world of Hallownest is them being among the stars. So anyway you’re gonna be forced to listen to my thoughts about it.

Two possibilities:

One:

The time of Hallownest(Hallowworld? Hallowholm?, idk man) arriving in the stars is during the rise of the prothean empire, and the two of them end up sharing a very very uneasy border. See I imagine the bugs would generally be a lot hardier to damage but would probably be behind technology wise. I imagine the war would escalated as both civilizations grow in power with the Protheans glassing planets and the bugs doing crazy shit like dumping a higher being on a Prothean world and letting them slowly(or very very quickly) subsume it, or like intentionally making world uninhabitable by dropping Wyrms onto them. Like without any of their natural predators or detergents Wyrms could completely devour the life of a planet kinda fast.

Why the reapers show up both civilizations begrudgingly band together to fight them, and like things go mostly like in cannon? But the bugs weather it way way better because the gods and higher beings can and do protect their people, but because of that the overall civilization of the bugs splintered into basically a bunch of nation states but on a planetary scale and while there’s still nominally a capitol in the form of Hallownest(run by little ghost or perhaps Hollow??) the bugs largely stayed isolated and eventually stopped spacefaring—with the reapers basically saying good enough—and that’s basically the state they’d be in when canon rolls around, with a lot of their larger scale infrastructure having fallen apart and a very stressed Hollow basically supergluing shit together and maybe having time to meet with human delegates.

Also I like to imagine that the earth was one of the worlds that got Wyrms dropped on it during a border skirmish, for whatever reason the particular Wyrms that got dropped didn’t do too much damage and basically just live in the Sahara desert, that said they’re completely genetically different from beings that evolved on earth so humans in this verse would be very unsurprised to find alien life given they’ve been living with some freeloaders on earth.

Two:

The other option is that the bugs come onto the scene a little bit before humans do, but as a race that isn’t dependent(at first) on mass effect technology. Instead they’d use dreamgates and other soul magics(especially giant soul batteries that basically work like a stargate) to move world to work without ships. This might sound great but it’d be much more intensive energy and resource wise so I imagine they’d start using ships eventually, though still way less than other species.

I think they’d end up being the species that the Rachni end up with, like a sort of political asylum thing, but that decision would put them on the shit list of the council, they definitely wouldn’t be getting a seat on the council at all.

I feel like they might end up stumbling across the first combat war between the humans and Turians and basically trying to mediate a peace accord of some sort.

Also Hollow would still be extremely stressed.

In both of these AUs here’s what I think Shepard would be like:

She’d most likely be a demigod of some sort, specifically I love the idea that she’s a half root, and like her wounds just get sealed up by this pale pink wood.

she’d absolutely have the lifespan of a root and probably be somewhere between a hum and root in height

she’d really look like a bunch of flesh colored roots grown into the shape of a human I think.

Her hair would be like, really fine needles or maybe really bushy leaves.

she’d probably fully ascend when the Normandy gets shot down, and like the planet ends up being fully overgrown by her when Cerberus comes looking for her.

#hollow knight #hk headcanons #mass effect #mass effect shepard #fem shepard #hk hollow #World building #ig

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