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thoughtcascades · 22 days
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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depscesi · 3 months
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If you get a sucked off by muppet does it count as a blowjob or a handjob?
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and-corn · 8 months
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if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it
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tantrill · 9 months
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The Immersion of Video Games
The funny thing about media is that it often feels less interactive than it should. Books bring the brain fully to bear to grasp the character, locations, events, and thousands of details into something coherent.
Film and television do most of the heavy lifting for you with a version created to show what the creative is trying to say with their art.
Video games though have a magic to them that is hard to surpass. All the visual splendor and details you can imagine, but with the voicing and choices in your hands to deal with. It is magic that we an tell stories in such a manner.
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cemeterything · 3 months
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love an object that is both a talisman and cursed. faith necklaces you feel insecure and abandoned without. an item you carry in memory of a loved one lost that you'll risk your life to get back as fiercely as you would for any living person because it's all you have left of them. a totem intended to symbolise protection that becomes witness to all the terrible things that have been done to you. valued possessions that possess you in turn, becoming as much a part of you as a limb or vital organ.
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booksandpaperss · 5 months
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and the REALLY good ones will probably do it better than canon lmao
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breadandblankets · 2 months
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Duke: "So then Ra's went-"
Damian: "You know that's not grandfather's name right"
Duke: "Hm?"
Damian: "that's not his name it's a title, you're supposed to say the whole title, his name isn't 'Head'"
Duke:
Damian:
Duke: "She give me Ra's on my Ghul til I…"
Damian, sighing, unsheathing a sword: "Thomas, I know you will survive this, so I will not be holding back"
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fandomdancie · 4 months
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Just rolling around in my brain how isolated and affection starved all these (romanceable) companions are, pre-tadpole
Karlach spent a decade in Avernus fighting and dodging devils
Shadowheart was ostracized by her cloister for damn near her whole life
Gale was isolated from most mortals and spent a year in near-total isolation in his tower
Wyll had been traveling basically solo as the Blade of Frontiers since he was kicked out of the Gate a teen
Astarion spent two centuries getting tortured and isolated by Cazador
Lae’zel might have had a better social life, but comes from a culture that devalues physical and emotional tenderness/closeness
Halsin spent the last century obsessing over the shadow curse
No wonder all these people are out here going feral for the first person (Tav) that shows them kindness/softness/physical touch/protection
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cowardlykrow · 2 months
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Stop light shenanigans
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thoughtcascades · 10 months
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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them
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tangledinredstring · 23 days
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These calls between Bill Seacaster and Pok Gukgak at the end of the month are clearly a regular thing, and I don't think they are anything to do with Pok's work.
I'm not talking about shipping. (Where is that even coming from?)
No, I believe this is a common opener in the conversation:
"Captain Seacaster, I must urgently update you on how great my son is doing in school, you will not believe it."
"Ah, yes, my darling boy has likewise made a name for himself at his studies, just as I knew he would! Why just the other day..."
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3:13 pm at home
“Being around my family for an extended period of time makes me physically ill. I don't know how else to explain it…”
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chinelacanta · 9 months
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“marineford au with luffy would be very angsty” is a 100% true statement but also i think he’d get on sengoku’s nerves so much he’d just toss him out of there
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frownyalfred · 9 months
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the batkids get Bruce some combination of horrifically drunk and high on Ivy’s pollen or something one night after a mission and they ask him the hottest question currently across all the leagues — how many JL members he’s slept with — thinking it’ll be something like two or three.
Bruce is facedown on the table and slowly puts up a hand. A full hand. Gasps around the room. The gasps turn into choking as the second slowly joins the first, slowly opening one by one like he had to count.
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amamozarte · 10 days
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Important
What’s the most amount of time you’re willing to spend in the shower? Note: “in the shower” refers to being in the water, not drying hair after shower or any other post water activities.
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x3nshit · 11 months
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you have to be at least a little delusional in order to lead a happy life
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