#source: incorrectmerlinquotes

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Hey, just curious, totally hypothetical question here - if we got married, would I get diplomatic immunity?

Mobei-Jun: What did you do.

Shang Qinghua:

Shang Qinghua: On a completely unrelated note, will you marry me?

Mobei-Jun: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

#source: incorrectmerlinquotes #incorrect scum villian #incorrect quotes #scum villain #svsss #shang qinghua #airplane bro #mobei jun #moshang #Mobei-jun says yes anyway

[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

Theo: I want to go apple picking! Pumpkin picking! Drink hot cider! Read spooky stories! Murder someone!

Liam: ...

Tho: You know. Autumn shit.

#teen wolf #thiam #theo raeken #cody christian #liam dunbar #dylan sprayberry #source: incorrectmerlinquotes

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Virgil: Hey, just curious, totally hypothetical question here — if we got married, would I get diplomatic immunity?

Roman: What did you do?

Virgil:

Virgil: On a completely unrelated note, will you marry me?

Roman: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

#source: incorrectmerlinquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides #roman sanders #virgil sanders #prinxiety

[incorrectringsofpower]

Elrond, trying to apologize: ..__ /… ___ ._. ._. _.__

Durin: What was THAT?

Elrond: Remorse code

Durin:

Elrond:

Durin: I'm even angrier with you now.

#trop #trop crack #the rings of power #elrond #durin iv #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: incorrectmerlinquotes

[incorrect-uncharted]

Sam: Stop asking Rafe if he's killed children!

Nate: I'll stop asking him when he stops killing children!

Rafe:

Rafe: You know, that seems pretty fair.

#not sure if this fits but good quote #maybe with marlowe heh #uncharted #incorrect uncharted #rafe adler #sam drake #nathan drake #source: incorrectmerlinquotes

[incorrect-supers]

X-Men: First Punch?

Charles Xavier: Would you punch Alex for 10 bucks?

Erik Lensherr: No!

Raven Darkholme: Absolutely not!

Sean Cassidy: Alright, yeah, sure, why not

Hank McCoy: I will pay you 10 dollars to let me punch Alex.

#source: incorrectmerlinquotes #xmen #xmen first class #alex summers #charles xavier #erik lensherr #raven darkholme #sean cassidy #hank mccoy

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Gwaine: Eating is, without a doubt, my favourite of the survival-based activities.

Gwaine: Like, I'll breathe, but I don't enjoy it.

#merlin #bbc merlin #sir gwaine #((source: unknown)) #incorrect quote #incorrectmerlinquotes

[overheard-at-star-command]

Booster: You deserve some sort of award for putting up with me, Buzz. Buzz: You're my award, ranger. XR: You deserve some sort of award for putting up with me, Mira. Mira: Yeah, I do. You're a real idiot sometimes.

#blosc incorrect quotes #team lightyear #starcommand!buzz #mira nova #xr #buzz lightyear of star command #source: @incorrectmerlinquotes

[originaljediinjeans]

XL: Am I supposed to feel intimidated right now? Because I kind of don't.

XR: Why not?

XL: Well, for starters, you're...what, two years old?

XR: No, I'm two and a half!

#source: @incorrectmerlinquotes #XR #XL #blosc incorrect quotes

[incorrectstevebucky]

Bucky: I can't believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool". They're all posers.

Steve: Bucky, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.

#stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quote #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect stucky quotes #incorrect stevebucky quotes #incorrect stucky #Chris Evans #Sebastian Stan #source: incorrectmerlinquotes

[house-in-the-cerulean-sea]

Linus: Anybody would be lucky to date me.

Linus: I was "a pleasure to have in class".

#house in the cerulean sea #incorrect quotes #source: incorrectmerlinquotes #linus baker

[incorrecthlvraiquotes]

Benrey: I cut my finger and it's bleeding.

Gordon: Just put some pressure on it.

Benrey: [Looks down at his finger] If you don't go out and get a job, your family will starve.

Gordon:

Gordon: No--

#hlvrai #half life but the ai is self aware #half life vr but the ai is self aware #wayneradiotv #incorrect hlvrai #incorrect quotes #incorrect hlvrai quotes #source: ??? #source: incorrectmerlinquotes #Benrey #benry #gordon freeman #gordon #gordon feetman

[stingywiththeirusername]

Lee Seolhwa: Alright, so I have good news and bad news. First of, you're-- well, you're going to die.

Kim Dokja: Lovely! What's the bad news?

#source: incorrectmerlinquotes #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #lee seolhwa #kim dokja #gen z culture in a nutshell #shitposting

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Draco: You're trying to use my ego against me?

Harry: Well, yeah, I thought it would work.

Draco: No, it worked. I'll do it.

#source: incorrectmerlinquotes #Draco Malfoy #Harry Potter #Drarry #HP #incorrect quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nate: I know it sounds like I am drunk.

Nate: But I am not.

Nate: I just have a severe concussion.

#nathan drake #uncharted #incorrect uncharted #source: incorrectmerlinquotes

[insert-current-hyperfixation]

It: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game--

Richie, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

It:

It: I was actually going to hunt you all for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

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