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crabrat · 27 days

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James: So I’m in the store looking for some garam masala (hot spice)……but you’re not here!

James: [the most obnoxious wink ever ]

Regulus:

#shamelessly stolen from my cousin #listen i just think that james is the kind of man to make horrible decisions #such as this joke #will love desi james to my fucking grave #desi james potter #james potter #james x regulus #regulus black #mauraders #mauraders incorrect quotes #jegulus #sunseeker #starchaser #harry potter #mauraders era #dead gay wizards

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viralfrog · 4 months

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#funny #memes #humor #meme #lol #jokes

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itsdappleagain · 1 month

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jesus no

#transgender #jesus #comic #my art #anyone. is there an audience for this joke anywhere #image id is in the built in image description #trans #containment breach

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hilarioushitshq · 3 months

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Not Karl..

#funny memes #humor #lol #funny stuff #memes #jokes #funny shit #funny #funny post

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pirateprincessjess · 2 months

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

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mayhemchicken-artblog · 2 months

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

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catchymemes · 2 months

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