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starkidmunson · 3 months

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glitter & crimson

“Marry.”

“What?”

“Marry. He’s hot, I’m not gonna kill him.”

“Eddie, we’re not playing FMK; you’re supposed to be telling me his name.”

“Oh. That’s…. Joe Jonas.”

“…he’s literally from Hawkins. And he’s holding a hockey stick.”

“Nobody from Hawkins is that hot, man, no way.”

~~~

Gareth posts the clip to his personal TikTok. Before he can get around to reposting it on Corroded Coffin’s band account, it has more than 100k views. Things only spiral from there, because once the band shares it, the video goes more viral and ends up on the screens of the right people.

chiblkhwks: harrington94 is social media challenged, but we’re going to make sure he sees this. Will keep you posted.

The comment is immediately overshadowed by a busy day of PR. A photoshoot to an interview to a radio show to the green room at the Fillmore in Boston, before an intimate pre-album release show for members of their fan club. Eddie has completely forgotten about the video entirely, but Gareth’s phone pings with a text notification.

“A response has been issued!” He declares to the room, still grinning down at the screen of his phone.

The rest of the band shares a collectively confused look, all seeming pleased to find they’re not alone in whatever they’ve missed.

“What?” Jeff asks for the group.

In lieu of an explanation, Gareth just flips the phone in his hand around to show a TikTok, stitched with the clip they’d made earlier that morning.

~~~

“Marry. He’s hot, I’m not gonna kill him.”

#Stitch

“Is… is that supposed to be a compliment?” Steve asks, making a pinched face as he laces up his skates.

“You watched the whole video. He compared you to Joe Jonas.” The girl behind the camera responds, but he levels her with an unimpressed look. She doesn’t respond, and after a beat, he sighs.

“Yeah, alright, I guess Joe Jonas is hot. I’ll take the compliment.” He huffs, standing to his feet and moving from the bench he’d been suiting up on toward the ice. The girl follows him, gliding toward the net once they're in the rink, never falling out of pace with him.

“Do you know who it is talking in the video?” She presses, and Steve looks unimpressed again.

“You mean the other hot guy?” He asks with a grin, then nods. “That was Eddie. I’m surprised you don’t know him, the Party listens to Corroded Coffin all the time.”

The video loops back to the stitched clip from Gareth’s initial TikTok then. Everyone in the room processes what just unfolded.

“The Party? Did… did Steve Harrington just make a reference to DnD? Or is that some sports thing I dont understand?” Jeff asks.

Freak raises his hand, indicating he’s next to speak. “Not only that, but his nerdy DnD friends listen to us all the time?”

“Did King Steve call Joe Jonas hot?” Eddie asks, visibly still trying to connect the wires in his brain that fried at Steve’s agreement. “Did he call me hot?”

All three turn toward Eddie, whose face is still reflecting the long form math equation his brain is trying to work out, and Jeff sighs.

“Well, boys. I think we’ve officially lost him.” He says, bowing his head. Freak and Gareth join him solemnly, making Eddie huff and cross his arms over his chest.

“You’re all so dramatic.”

“Gee, I wonder who encouraged us to be this way,” Freak exaggerates through a grin, before shoving a guitar into Eddie’s chest, just in time for Paige to open the door and summon them.

“We can have a meltdown over Harrington after the gig,” Gareth promises with a pat to Eddie’s back as everyone moves around him, exiting the green room and heading for the stage.

~~~

Riding his post-show high, Eddie makes a bold move in the CC band TikTok, commenting under the video Steve had stitched.

corrodedcoff!n: we’ll be in chicago 1/26 if harrington94 and ‘the party’ are free 🎫

He only gets about 20 minutes of peace before Gareth is jumping around, proclaiming himself the greatest wingman in history.

“It’s an offer for free concert tickets made over social media, and he hasn’t even answered, Gare Bear.” Eddie tries to get him to relax, but he, too, is eager to see how the other reacts to the offer.

He wakes up the next morning to the answer he’d been waiting on, and his stomach flips as he reads it over.

harrington94: only if you guys come to the home game 1/27 🏒

__________

Steve doesn’t even bat an eye when Max shoves her way into the locker room, b-lining straight for him.

“Can I help you?” He asks without looking up, unhooking the padding from his calf and letting it drop to the ground in front of his locker.

“Are you using TikTok to publicly flirt with Eddie Munson?” She asks, voice quieter than he’d typically expect from her, but he just scoffs.

“I’m just being friendly! You’re the one who started this in the first place! What, you didn’t expect me to log on and check if they’d responded?” He asks in response, freeing his foot from the skate, before placing a cover over the blade and letting the boot drop into the lower shelf beside his locker.

“I’m just confused because you’ve been super weird about coming out, and now you’re out here hitting on a rockstar all over social media, that’s all.” Max says, and Steve freezes for a moment.

“Do you…” he trails off, before closing his eyes and rubbing a thumb into his temple. “You really think I just accidentally came out?”

“You called Joe Jonas and Eddie Munson hot, encouraged this rockstar to come to your game when he’s in town and also accepted tickets to see him perform, Steve.” Max was monotone, and held her hands up defensively when he groaned. “I’m not starting anything, I’m just saying that this could get blown out of proportion now.”

They discuss a little further, deciding neither of them will publicly acknowledge anything that’s been posted to the account for now, until they actually come up with a plan.

Once he’s in his car heading home, Steve calls Robin.

“Dingus,” she greets, as always, and he lets out a grumble. “Uh oh. What happened?”

“I think I accidentally came out on the internet, and it’s Eddie Munson’s fault.” He’s met with several seconds of silence as he starts his car on the path to him and Robin’s shared apartment.

“Eddie, the drug dealer from high school?” Robin eventually asks, confused, and Steve groans again.

“Yeah. He uh, also is in a band?” He supplies, and Robin’s quiet for a moment as she processes. Then, he hears the tapping of a keyboard. “What are you doing?”

“Looking Eddie up, obviously.” Steve can practically see her eye roll, even though they’re not FaceTiming. “You’re nothing if not consistent, I guess. Doe-eyed curly brunet.”

Steve scoffs. “You say as though you’re not the one currently waking up beside Nance every morning.”

He’s met again by a short silence, before Robin lets out a little puff of air, in a small laugh. “Thank you again for being so cool about that, by the way.” She says, before he hears clicking on her end. “Apparently, Eddie is out as bi. Corroded Coffin does a charity show for the Trevor Project every year, and he’s been to a lot of Pride events.”

Steve’s stomach twists with each new bit of information she provides, because a part of him wants to be that out, wants to be like Robin or apparently Eddie, freely sharing that part of themselves with the world and having no one give a shit. But that’s not how it works on so many levels for Steve. Beside the shit he’d have to deal with on the ice from certain other players, he had no idea how it would impact the team overall. There’s no way to gauge how fans would react, when there’s never been an openly gay player in the NHL. And that didn't even begin to touch on how his parents would react.

“Hey,” Robin breaks him out of his spiral and he realizes he’s been chewing a hole into his cheek. “I can hear how loud you’re thinking right now. Do you need me to come home?” She asks, gently, and he sighs.

“Please.” He mumbles after a long pause, and is grateful when he hears the jingle of car keys from the other end of the phone.

~~~

Robin scrolls through article after article once she gets to their place, pulling Steve onto the sofa with her and laying his head in her lap. Her fingers twist through his hair, doing her best to keep him calm as she reads up on the situation playing out to try and help gauge how big of a hole he’s dug himself this time.

“I don’t think there’s really anyone who thinks you were flirting with him. Not seriously, at least.” She tries to assure him, but he’d already seen the twitter posts to contradict that before she came over. He sighs and rolls onto his back, so he’s looking up at her, and shrugs.

“I kind of don’t think there’s any avoiding it, at this point.” He mumbles. “I’m not… I’m not ready to come out, not like this. Not on this scale. I think the only thing I can do is carry on and hope it doesn’t get turned into any bigger of a deal.”

Robin hums down at him, and continues to brush his hair back out of his eyes. “Okay. So you don’t come out yet. But don’t overcompensate for it, okay?” He scrunches his face up at her, and she types something into her phone before turning it back into his face. He immediately pales, met with a photo of him out with Heidi last year. With a black eye on full display, he looks miserable behind a fake smile.

“Low blow,” he grumbles, pushing himself away from Robin to sit up beside her, and she raises her eyebrow at him, still holding the photo pointed in his direction.

“‘Maybe they won’t notice or ask why my literal teammate punched me in the face at practice if I take a fucking supermodel out to dinner.’” Robin’s imitation is a little too good, a sure sign of too much time spent together.

“Hey, it worked, didn’t it!” He asks, taking the phone off of her and closing out of the image before locking it. He drops it back into her lap with a sigh. “I just don’t know how many times I can keep getting away with hiding it.”

“Well, it helps that Billy got traded out to LA. He would be insufferable about this, and would absolutely make everything 10 times worse.” Robin muses.

Steve sighs and hesitates for a moment before dropping his head back into her lap, curling into her. “I just want it to be on my terms, when I’m ready.”

“We’ll figure it out, and it’ll all be okay, no matter what. Okay?” She assures quietly, leaning down to press a kiss to his cheek.

His phone dings with a new notification; Max texted him a screenshot from TikTok.

corrodedcoff!n: you’ve got yourself a deal 🤝🏻

#hockey player!steve #rockstar!eddie #Eddie Munson #Steve Harrington #Steddie #should I keep going?#lmk if anyone is interested in part 2 #anti billy hargrove #hockey au #Steddie hockey au #Steddie rockstar au #starkidmunson writes #glitter & crimson

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arieslost · 27 days

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loudest in the paddock | cl16

summary: you’re charlie’s biggest fan.

word count: 1,013

warnings: suggestive comments at the end, possible bad writing (apologies in advance if this ends up being true)

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being charles leclerc’s girlfriend is a badge of honor that you wear with pride, and you love to make it known to everyone, whether there’s a camera on you or not.

the fans have a field day with all of your reactions that get captured on camera during race weekends, to the point where charles has a folder on his phone that is home to a number of memes that they’ve made of you. you just get easily excited, and clips of you yelling about something, whether good or bad, have gone viral on many separate occasions.

things are a little different this race. since the moment max’s brakes caught fire and then exploded as he was coming into the pit lane, you’ve been laser focused on the fact that your boyfriend’s teammate is in the lead, with your boyfriend himself only a couple seconds behind in p2. the only time your eyes weren’t glued to the tv was when you noticed someone standing in front of you to block the camera’s view of your celebratory dance when it was official that max had DNFed.

you’re practically biting your nails off as the laps go by, praying harder than you ever have before that this race ends well for ferrari. you hadn’t been able to attend the last race, so the possibility of witnessing charles on the podium in the flesh had you shaking in your boots. especially after how rough last season was.

and then george crashes on the last lap.

“what?!” you exclaim, flying out of your chair and covering your mouth with both hands.

the tv switches to a different camera that shows his car on its side in the middle of the track, and you can feel your heart in your throat as you wait for what looks like an obvious red flag. you can hear someone say your name, and out of the corner of your eye you can see your own face on another tv. usually you smile, wave, or make a funny face at the camera when you catch it filming you, but right now you’re too worried about the fact that only a yellow flag has been called along with a virtual safety car. your hands go from your mouth to your head as it’s confirmed that the race will finish under the virtual safety car, meaning a guaranteed ferrari 1-2 and charles on the podium.

you waste no time in throwing your headset down and cheering, getting wrapped up in hugs by the team as they pass you by to head to the side of the track and cheer carlos and charles across the finish line. while they do so, you rush out of the garage to find your way to the podium in order to get the best spot to see both ferrari drivers up there and hear the dulcet tones of a different anthem than that of the dutch one.

the wait goes by quicker than you thought, and they’re announcing lando’s name as he walks onto the podium to claim his third place finish. then the graphics behind the podium change to charles’, and the second his name is called you do what you’ve been waiting to do since the moment max retired from the race.

years of attending concerts and dance competitions had thoroughly prepared you for this moment. you cup your hands around your mouth, and the second you spot charles, you shout as loud as you possibly can.

“CHARLIEEEE!”

your scream renders everyone else silent for a few shocked moments, and you giggle when charles nearly trips over his own feet as he cranes his neck to try and find you. you shout his name again, sending the ferrari team into a chorus of similar cheers, and when charles finally spots you, his smile grows impossibly brighter and he blows you a kiss from the second place position on the podium.

he looks nothing short of ethereal— his hair fluffy and messy from being encased in his helmet, the rings adorning his fingers, the way he holds his chin up with barely contained pride as the team sings the italian national anthem. you make a mental note to tell him he’s been looking a lot like tony stark lately, and you’re loving it. even more so when he gets drenched in champagne, the confetti sticking to his soaked skin.

he has no struggle in finding you after the ceremony— as soon as you spot him, you let out a wolf whistle that has him blushing.

“there’s my girl,” he laughs as you launch yourself into his arms, kissing the top of your head. “made sure i could hear you all the way from the podium, huh?”

“of course, what did you expect?” you ask, smiling widely as you look at the trophy that got sandwiched between you both. “i’m so proud of you, charles. the whole world needs to know about it.”

“here,” he holds the trophy out to you. “pour toi, ma belle.”

“you’re shouldn’t have,” you tease, taking it into your hands and admiring it as best you can while trying to ignore your reflection in its surface. “this is amazing. you’re amazing. where’s carlos?”

“i thought you were my girlfriend,” he snatches the trophy back. “no more trophy for you.”

“but he won,” you continue, rolling your eyes when he pouts. “hey, i only gave him gracious applause. i seem to recall screaming your name before.”

“and it’s the only name you ever will.” he says with a wink, and you elbow him in the ribs.

“you are so…” you trail off, at a loss for words courtesy of his audacity.

“correct?” he supplies, wrapping an arm around your waist and pressing a kiss to your temple.

“i was thinking ‘unbelievable.’”

“i’m taking that as a compliment.” he says, before leaning in and whispering in your ear. “now let’s go back to the hotel and see how loud you can be for me there, hmm?”

you can only hope that the hotel walls are soundproof.

note: for some reason writing for charles is like fucking impossible for me so if this flops i have nothing and no one to blame but myself 💪🏼💪🏼

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pinksatinsashes · 4 months

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The Dream Girl's Guide to Setting and Achieving Goals

If there's one thing that I am insanely good at, it's planning and setting goals.

However I have not always been great at achieving them.

Call it laziness, lack of self discipline or being over ambitious, you can take your pick. But every year I would set goals and every year I would never achieve them.

This year I was, and am determined to transform. I'm tired of putting it off. I've tried a completely different method (read about that here) and it's finally working out, I cant't wait to share it with you.

Why is Setting and Achieving Goals Important?

Setting and achieving goals will forever be important, no matter what stage of life you're in if you don't want time to pass while you stay in the same place.

If you're happy staying exactly as you are, looking the same way, doing the same thing everyday, making the same money, dating the same guy or having the same conversations, year after year after year. Then this post simply isn't for you.

But for the rest of us, who want more, who understand that wanting something different means that you have to do something different, who want to grow, learn and develop and that who understand that time is the most valuable thing that we have; setting and achieving things, day after day, month after month and year after year is insanely important.

If you are one of us, I'm sure you already knew that, the issue might be actually following through.

You're good at setting goals, not so much with actually achieving them?

Maybe it's not your fault, maybe you're just doing it wrong.

------------- How To Set Goals -------------

How many of us start the new year, or the random day that we decide we need to be better by writing a list of Goals?

Maybe that list looks something like this.

Lose 10lbs

Grow Hair Longer

Dress Better

Save Money

Get 1000 followers on X platform

Can you see the problem here? My STEM girlies are yelling at the screen saying that the goals aren't SMART (Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Timely).

The real problem?

All of these goals are end products.

And to eliminate this problem, and make these goals better, we have to turn them into habits.

-------- How to turn Goals into Habits --------

Let's go through our list again.

Lose 10lbs -> Workout 4 times a week, do one form of excerise a day and eat at a caloric deficit.

Grow Hair Longer -> Keep hair in protective styles, use hair growth oils daily, only brush hair when in conditioner

Dress Better -> Sell the clothes I don't like to buy clothes I do like, do a closet clear out once a month, only buy things that are high quality

Save Money -> Budget all money once a month, unsubscribe from things I no longer use, declutter and sell things I no longer need once a month.

Get 1000 followers on X platform -> Post 3 times a week, create meaningful content, reply to all comments left on posts daily, interact with posts from others in the sam niche every day

Can you see the difference?

By changing your goals from the end product to the process these goals suddenly mean more. They're more helpful and seem much more achievable.

End goals cannot always be controlled, you can do everything right, post 3 times a week, reply to all your comments and your following count may still not change for months... then all of a sudden something goes viral and they'll call you an overnight success.

By shifting your focus to the things you can control, rather than the end product, your sense of achievement comes from your consistency and hard work, allowing you to keep going even when you don't see any changes.

This prevents you from giving up when success could be just around the corner.

-------- How To Achieve Your Goals --------

Now that we've gone through how to set Goals, lets talk about how to achieve them.

A lot of people just stop at the first part and never think about the things that they can do to ensure that their goals are met.

Never stop at the list.

Why?

You have no initiative to ever look at this list again so you'll most likely forget you even wrote them down in a few weeks

You haven't factored how your life may make achieving these goals a priority.

The answer to this problem?

Turning your Habits into Routines.

It's all well and good setting goals, even setting good goals. But you also need to make sure that you're creating an environment that's conducive to the goals you want to achieve, the habits you want to keep, and the life you want to create.

------- How to turn Habits into Routines ------

We've written down all our goals, turned them into habits and now it's time of the most important part, turning them into routines.

This is important because consistency is key, always. Instead of saying that you'll do something 3 times a week and leaving at that, let's go deeper.

Which days of the week will you do it? What time? For how long?

Leaving it up to chance is risky. What if you forget?

We need to create consistent routines.

Pick which days to do your habits

Pick what time you'll do your habits

Pick how long you'll do them for

Pick what you'll do before and after.

Try to make this as consistent as possible, for example, same time every day, same day every week.

Make sure that every single hour is accounted for, even if it's just set as free time.

Its easy to convince yourself you don't have enough time to do things, let's put all the things you have to do into a spreadsheet with how long it'll take and when you'll do it. Better yet we can use a calendar app or website.

See all the free time you've got?

Now creating routine is so much more than writing it down and doing it everyday or every week. At first you may have to check the app every five seconds to see what you're meant to be doing but if you stay consistent, after a few weeks it'll become second nature.

------------ Removing Distractions ----------

Organising your time and creating a routine is really eye-opening because it gives you a chance to wonder what the f*** you've been spending your time doing.

Nothing productive probably. Take a look at your screentime, what apps are you spending your time on? How long are you spending? Is this part of the life you'd like to build for yourself?

It might be time for a break.

I am being so honest when I said that getting rid of every single distraction that could be keeping me from my goal was the single most important decision I could've made when planning 2024.

I went full on, no Netflix, no YouTube, no music, no games, no social media. No distractions. For at least the first month of my new routine and I plan on only adding everything back slowly.

I advise you do the same.

Remove the things that you can see could distract you from your goals. What's keeping you from going to bed early? What would you rather do than going to the gym?

I'm telling you, I haven't stopped working on myself, because I genuinely have nothing better to do. I've cut all the distractions out. Going on my one hour walk is now what I look forward to all day. The gym is the best part of my day.

My days currently consist of self improvement, wellness podcasts, reading Jane Austen, being active, cleaning my spaces, skincare and early nights.

But it feels like I'm living my dream life? Whenever I think of my ideal day it's never included 4 hours of mindless scrolling or spending 2 hours down a YouTube rabbit hole.

When I think of my dream life it's always been home cooked meals, reading and fancy skincare routines. I couldn't be happier and I really don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.

TRY IT.

This is probably the most important step because the power that distractions have on us is so real.

You can do all the planning and have the best intentions but if your want to play games, scroll mindlessly on social media, text a guy that doesn't care about you or engage in celebrity drama is greater than your want to be better? Good Luck Charlie.

---- Making Your Goal Your Obsession ----

This is actually the fun part.

All I do is listen to podcasts about my goal, read books about my goals, make pinterest boards about my goals and talk to myself about my goals. I'm so obsessed.

Make a reading list, find some podcasts that align with your goals, follow blogs with the same mindset, talk to those of your friends that will get it.

This makes sure that nothing can distract you, and you can't just 'forget' to work towards your goal.

However, you must not let your time obsessing over your goal be more than your time actually working on your goal. Do not forget that.

------------- Books that could help ------------

Atomic Habits by James Clear

Digital Minimalism by Cal Newport

----- May the odds be ever in your favour.. -----

#dgg #level up #level up mindset #black femininity #hypergamy #black hypergamy #hypergamous #dreamgirl #black women in luxury #2024 planning #new year #glowup #wellness #self care #mine

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pucksandpower · 1 year

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omg could u do a social media au of harry styles fan gf!y/n x daniel??? her reacting to harry doing a shoey at his perth show, absolutely losing her shit w the rest of the fans from both fandoms and daniel too cause they’re both fans of eachother yk

Daniel Ricciardo x Harrie!Reader - Social Media AU

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yourusername my boyfriend might leave me for harry styles and i can’t even be mad about it

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danielricciardo don’t be silly, i would never leave you

yourusername awww

danielricciardo you’d just be my side chick

yourusername understandable tbh

dannystyles my two worlds are colliding

ricroll this is too much for me to handle 😭

f1wagupdates if you are daniel’s wag and daniel is harry’s wag, does that make you harry’s wag too by association?

yourusername philosophy 101

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yourusername these spot the difference games are getting harder

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danielricciardo we’re basically twins at this point

yourusername yeah but he’s harry styles and you’re … you

danielricciardo hey you love me

yourusername do i love you more than i love harry styles though?

danielricciardo well you have have my number tattooed on your butt and not harry’s

yourusername easy fix

redbullracing next up: danny ric goes on a world tour and harry styles signs with us?

yourusername is there a petition for me to sign to make this happen?

danielricciardo y/n made me memorize the lyrics to every. harry. styles. song. ever. i have this in the bag

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yourusername in this world, it's just us (and harry)

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danielricciardo you, me, and our future best man

harrystyles does this mean i’m invited to the wedding?

yourusername you can be the groom! daniel would understand

danielricciardo wait now i’m the side chick?

yourusername oh how the turntables …

maxverstappen1 you guys are going viral

maxverstappen1 and i’m the actual best man obviously

harryberry imagine harry styles helping with your proposal 😭

honeybadgering imagine harry styles helping with your proposal while daniel ricciardo is down on one knee for you 😭

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hlficlibrary · 3 months

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When she locks eyes with a gorgeous silver fox from across the room, she starts to think she could've been wrong. There are lots of things standing in the way of anything real happening with her and Louis, but that doesn't stop them from falling for one another. True love isn't always easy, but they do make lovin' fun.

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When a random bloke offers his lap for a seat on a busy bus in December, Louis' Christmas ends up being much different, and far less lonely than he was expecting.

🩷 What Side Of Love Are You On? by @fallinglikethis {T, 25k}

Ever since Harry finally made the decision to come out to his mother as bisexual, she’s been foisting women on him left and right, determined it’s just a phase. But when she puts out a personal ad to find the perfect partner for her son, things really get complicated. Suddenly, Harry’s heart is being pulled in two very different directions. On one side is the sweet, caring woman he has fun with, but doesn’t know his mother chose for him. On the other is a man who seems to be his mother’s worst nightmare, but makes Harry’s heart flutter in ways he’s never felt before. When all is said and done, maybe they’ll all learn that when there is no clear path to go down, the best option is to follow your heart.

A Because I Said So Au with a bisexual twist.

🩷 A Road To Something Better by @taggiecb {E, 25k}

Louis Tomlinson, famous romance novelist, has just had the rug pulled out from under his feet when his boyfriend leaves him without notice. What's the most appropriate response to this? Move a thousand miles away and seclude himself in a tiny lake town, of course. But nothing is as he expects it to be in the very best way, especially not the handsome mayor of McAll, Idaho.

🩷 Naked & Proud by kiwikero / @icanhazzalou {E, 18k}

The town itself is tiny, as evidenced by the ten minutes it’s taken Louis to drive the entire thing. There’s not a single recognisable brand in sight—no Tesco or McDonald’s or even a bloody Starbucks. Lining the streets instead are mom and pop stores with names like ‘Jerry’s Burgers’ and ‘The Market Basket’ and…

“'Naked & Proud?'” Louis almost slams on the brakes at the outlandish sign, the name written in a seemingly innocent font, words curved around a large cartoon peach. He can’t help turning into the carpark, easing the car into a spot next to a beat up truck.

He isn’t sure what to make of it. Surely it isn’t a strip joint or sex shop, not with the families and little old ladies going in and out of the establishment. Some kind of nudist hangout, perhaps?

And, oh, God. Did Louis’ mother accidentally send him to live in a nudist colony?

In which Harry runs an organic store, not a nudist colony, and Louis doesn't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.

🩷 Single Bells Ring by nonsensedarling / @absoloutenonsense {M, 16k}

A holiday singles event is not where Louis wants to be tonight, but there he is, helping his best friend find love. Just as Louis is settling in, ready to have a terrible time, he meets the fittest alpha he’s ever come across.

🩷 love so soft, you ain’t had nothing softer (series) by @neondiamond {E, 15k}

Louis is an Alpha with an odd obsession for gummy bears. Harry is an Omega who makes friends a little too easily. They meet on the bus.

🩷 Breathe me in, breathe me out by @lunarheslwt {G, 14k}

Louis was just passing the autumn collection, when an unfamiliar but addicting scent tickled his nose. Cinnamon. He turned as he realised something. He felt calm. Relaxed. The permanent agitation that he carried was melting away the more he breathed in the scent, as faint as it was. Consumed by the crazed desire to seek out the specific candle, Louis began picking up candles and sniffing them madly, when a deep voice piped up, startling him. “Uh, sir, we don’t allow candle fetishists in here.” Louis froze mid sniff in mortification. Willing himself to not blush, he turned, a retort at the tip of his tongue. Except, it died in his throat as he took in the man before him. “I uh,” Louis blurted out accidentally, temporarily rendered speechless by the frankly unfairly beautiful man before him. Only at the man’s grin widening did he regain his wits. “You’re gonna kink shame me?”

Or, Louis is drawn into a quaint candle shop in his desire to find ways to soothe himself while struggling with touch depri. It takes him two more run-ins and with the lovely alpha sales assistant, and a drop, to figure out the source of the scent that imprints upon him and calms his omega. Idiots to lovers

🩷 Far Afield by QuickedWeen / @becomeawendybird {T, 11k}

Harry Styles is a witch who owns the best flower shop in Manchester. Lottie Tomlinson is planning her wedding, and brings her brother along to her first appointment. Both men have been having a bad day and sparks fly.

🩷 The Art of the Giants by asphodelknox / @iamasphodelknox {G, 10k}

Louis is dancing away from an old relationship when he meets Harry at a bookstore in the busy streets of Seattle. Harry is just a bookstore owner hoping his handsome weekly visitor could become something more.

🩷 All Shook Up by @littleroverlouis {T, 9k}

Memphis, Tennessee is looking to crown the Ultimate Elvis Tribute artist. A majority of the contestants are content to shake their hips on stage, but singer-songwriter Harry is taking it more seriously. He is confident his voice and charisma will send him straight through to the finals.

He is already polishing his crown before even setting foot on stage, until he meets a fellow competitor. Louis is talented, charming, and a natural born performer. He commands the stage— and Harry's attention.

Harry has his eye on the prize and the Ultimate title, but what happens when someone becomes the ultimate prize?

🩷 The Way to My Heart by LadyAJ_13 / @ladyaj-13 {T, 6k}

Louis' having a bit of a dry spell, until he bumps into an attractive alpha in the supermarket and leaves with his number. It was a hard bump. Very... muscular.

The only problem is, said alpha asks Louis to cook for him - which is not exactly his skill set.

🩷 Only Reason by @letsjustsee {NR, 5k}

“We are so lucky to have with us one of the leading experts on beekeeping in the modern age, Dr. Louis Draper.” No. No, no, no… “I know I speak for many of us when I say that this man’s books have guided our practice, or helped us get started,” Harry continued, and Louis watched as the crowd nodded their heads in agreement. Oh shit. No. What? No. But then Harry was gesturing towards him, saying “Dr. Draper?” into the microphone, the crowd was applauding, and Louis found himself walking up the stairs to the stage.

Or, Louis is most definitely smitten with Harry from the second he sees him, but he is also most definitely not the world's foremost expert on beekeeping. He decides to roll with it anyway.

🩷 Unplant by @hellolovers13 {M, 4k}

Please do not disturb my plant She needs 2 hours of sunlight a day and I live in a sunless flat I’ll be back to collect her soon Thank you and stay well.

or Louis should've looked where he was going, then he wouldn't have to desperately try to save a little flower now.

🩷 Validation by @lululawrence {NR, 3k}

“Hey, how are you?” Harry asked. He’d found that sometimes just a smile and a kind face was all that was needed to brighten someone’s day.

“Oh, uhm. I’m alright. Can you validate me?”

Harry chuckled inwardly, but decided to go ahead and take him literally.

Or the one where Harry worked in a parking garage and he totally didn’t mean for this, the whole validation of people as well as their parking tickets, to become a thing. It just kinda...did.

🩷 more than that by @nouies {NR, 3k}

Harry looks for the best bread in France. He finds Louis.

🩷 an honest mistake by @disgruntledkittenface {NR, 2k}

“You look different when you’re not covered in come,” he blurts out, immediately regretting each and every life choice that has led to this exact moment. Elevator Guy is going to hate him.

Louis has ridden the elevator with his neighbor all week. The first time they speak, there’s a misunderstanding.

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mitsies · 1 year

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reactions to you getting hurt ; jjk

how they react when you get hurt!

suguru geto, yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, kento nanami, satoru gojo

; suguru geto -

‣ im gonna be real... geto wouldn't care too much!

‣ he helps you up if you fell, dusts off your coat, cracks a joke about you being clumsy and moves on!

‣ you need a band-aid or something? your leg isn't broken, you can grab one yourself

‣ in the case of a serious, life-threatening injury, though- he doesn't leave your side

‣ he's playing nurse, keeping you company and cooking your favorite dishes- whether you're able to appreciate it or not

‣ simultaneously encourages you to try everything yourself, is somehow convinced that independence = health

‣ he refuses to leave your side, he's seen too much death to risk it- he doesn't know what he would do with himself if you left him, too

; yuji itadori -

‣ yuji is, to say the least, dramatic

‣ you fell on the pavement? you are NOT allowed to walk

‣ treats it like you got hit by a truck and bounced off of a cement wall to land into the ground

‣ insists on carrying you everywhere he can, even if you hate it

‣ god forbid you have a cut that's bleeding just a little, because if you do you are getting rushed to the ER

‣ on the other hand- if it was a serious injury, yuji would blame himself, even if he had nothing to do with it

‣ he thinks he could've done more to protect you, and that he brought this upon you- as a result, he distances himself from you as best he can

; megumi fushiguro -

‣ megumi is concerned but acts like he doesn't care

‣ when you fall and cut your knee, he helps you up, and inspects your wound

‣ you insist it's nothing major but he insists right back that it should be cleaned up

‣ takes u to the nearest bathroom to do that & checks in on you every now and then <3

‣ if you got seriously injured, tho?

‣ he can't look at you. he can't stand to be around you. he throws himself into his work to try and forget because it just hurts so bad

‣ he doesn't know what would happen if he were to lose you, you mean the world to him

; kento nanami -

‣ nanami is the most normal out of all of them

‣ if you fall, he helps you up, asks if you're fine

‣ if you are, you keep on movin! if you're not, he helps further

‣ he trusts your capabilities as a human being, he knows you know how to take care of yourself

‣ should you get gravely wounded, nanami also diligently takes care of you

‣ you're his #1 priority always, and he waits on you. doesn't let you do difficult things, keeps you in bed if you're too tired, makes sure you sleep- he does it all

‣ i feel like he's less shattered than geto, though- he's hopeful you'll be better, he's gonna make sure of it

; satoru gojo -

‣ piece of shit.

‣ if you fall? he's got his phone on you, recording you for his stupid little social media

‣ "say a funny catchphrase so it goes viral!"

‣ if it's more severe, he helps u up, and if needed he takes you to the hospital

‣ (secretly very caring and concerned but hates feelings so he covers it with jokes and laughter)

‣ let's say you broke an arm or something: while you're getting treated, he's photoshopping a thumbnail for the video

‣ eventually releases a monstrosity titled ‘SECRET NINJA TRAINING GONE WRONG (3 AM) (HAUNTED????’

‣ the thumbnail is him gasping w hands on his cheeks and… u lying on the ground

‣ funny part is he photoshopped ur ass to look extra fuckinh fat. like

‣ it’s SWOLLEN like a dead whale. botched bbl era

‣ he says it was for the views. in reality, he was trying to get ur mind off the injury and make u laugh <3

‣ in the comments when someone asked ‘why did u photoshop their ass’ he says ‘??? i didnt’

‣ 'idk what photoshop is'

‣ 'is that greek???'

‣ 'omg wait i love ppl who can speak other languages'

‣ i hate u gojo satoru.

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1015luv · 2 years

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── say it back; enhypen x reader

'you don't say 'i love you' back, how do the members of enhypen respond?'

a/n: is this mostly clingy and soft enhypen? probably. is this self-indulgent? most definitely. based off of tiktoks i've seen and thought it was cute. tried switching to using more 'you' than (y/n), let me know if you like it better or if I should switch back. anyways more under the cut, thank you for reading < 3

warnings || soft and clingy enhypen, use of petnames(?)

heeseung

was supposed to leave to hang out with the other enhypen members, so he slips on his shoes and calls out for you. "bye (y/n), love you" he yells, opening the door as he waits for your to reply with your lovely voice saying those words he loves. when they don't come he stops mid step, turning his heel back into the apartment and towards your open bedroom door. pokes his head in, seeing you still nestled in bed. takes his shoes off and goes to kneel in front of your face. he knows you were talkative a few moments before when you were telling him how he looked so handsome in his outfit, so he goes to poke your nose a few times. laughing when you scrunch it in response. "i said i love you (y/n), i'll see you later" he repeats, hopeful eyes waiting for you to reply. you turn in your spot on the bed, making him frown before grinning at your playful silence. "fine, i guess you don't love me enough to bring your bubble tea order with me on the way home" he sighs, about to get up from spot before you sit up and grab his arm. "you wouldn't dare" "oh i would if you keep withholding that cute morning voice of yours saying those words i love the most" heeseung winked, crossing his arms as he waits for you to say. you blush at his comment, turning your head quickly. but you still say it back, because bubble tea is way more important that a tiktok trend.

jay

doesn't notice, smiles and waves as he leaves for the day, leaving you sitting at the kitchen table with a confused look, almost looking like that standing emoji. i mean it wasn't the first time the joke didn't deliver, so he probably didn't realize. at least, that's what you're telling yourself as you scramble to pick up your phone from its hidden position, your attempts to record a cute prank for tiktok now useless. jay does come home hours later back to you frowning, grumbling about how the couples that did the prank had funny reactions. jay tilts his head in confusion as he wraps his arms around your waist. "what's going on inside that head of yours love?" he questions, glancing over your shoulder at the tiktok they were trying to mimick. "oh is that why you wouldn't say i love you back this morning?" he questions, you nodding as you throw away your phone in exchange for returning his embrace. "ah, my slow but handsome boyfriend, i'll get my viral tiktok moment with you another time" you declare, jay laughing and pressing a soft kiss to your forehead in response.

jake

does a double take almost animatedly, eyes widening and mouth wide open in shock. "love? did you hear me?" he questioned, poking his head back in the room he left you in. "yes i did, make sure to grab the my shampoo i ran out last night!" you reply, your eyes glued to the computer screen. jake walked over, looking at you like a lost puppy with a slight frown on his features. "did you hear the other thing i said?" he asked again, you shaking your head as you met his gaze briefly before going back to the computer. it was really hard not to laugh, considering he hasn't realized yet. "nope, is everything alright?" you responded, tilting your head as you glance back at him. jake tackles you off the chair and onto the kitchen floor, his hands reach your sides to tickle and pinch them to incite your laughter. "i know you heard it, say it back" jake laughed as you pushed his hands away frantically. from that day on, you learned not to ignore his affection, at least for the sake of how ticklish you were.

sunghoon

forgets about whatever he needed to do that day, decides to annoy you enough that you'll say the three little words he wanted to hear. starts with following you around the house, crossing his arms as you continue on your day without give him much attention. proceeds to poke you repeatedly, which ends with you pushing his fingers away from your body. finally ends with him clinging to you like a koala, his tall figure slumped over yours, as he complains about how you don't love him anymore in a song-like voice. "has anyone ever told you you're annoying sunghoon" you tease, sunghoon glaring at your childishly. "clearly someone who hasn't been saying i love you back" he retorts, making you lose your initial composure and kissing his cheek. "sorry hoonie, i love you" instantly makes a smile appear on his features, feels like he's has been reawakens and spins you around in his own happiness. only for the two of you to end up on the floor after he gets dizzy, which results in you two staring at one another before laughing.

sunoo

feigns a shocked expression, watching you across the room as you continue to read your newest book as if you didn't just ignore him. he huffs as he stomps in front of you, plucking out the soft covered book and crossing his arms. "do you have anything to say?" sunoo stared at you, you only staring at him innocently as you reach for the book in his hands. sunoo proceeded to put the book over his head, squinting at you as if to say come and try it. after about thirty minutes of a impromptu staring contest, sunoo sighed and turned on his heel. "i GUESS someone doesn't love me" he complained somewhat jokingly, slowly walking away in attempts to make you feel bad. you rolled their eyes, already over the joke and hopped onto his back. sunoo yelped, especially when you started kissing his cheeks and repeatedly said how much you loved him.

jungwon

notices the phone as he comes back into the room to ask for his good-bye kisses and affections, making a funny face before kissing your cheeks. "can't get me with that prank, nice try though" he laughs, walking towards the phone and ending the recording. you crosses your arms with a huff, rolling your eyes at your failed attempt. "no fair, the others probably showed you it" you complain, tugging him back into bed and laying on top of him as a sign of protest. he shakes his head, already seeing his morning continuing here instead of the place he had to go to. "nope, pretty sure you sent it to me instead of your friend and even sent a messaged saying 'omg jungwon would totally react to this if i did it' he mimics your voice, putting air quotes around the message and smiling when you leaned down to shut him up with more kisses.

niki

also a pouty baby, but totally the type to ignore you. acts a bit chlidish but oh well. he knows what you're doing and wants to play too. cue the silent household, the enhypen guys looking at the two with worry and confusion when they sit on the otherside of the couch. this lasts 1 day at max. since niki crumbles first when he feels touch-starved, wrapping his arms around you in bed and showing you his frowning lips. "(y/n) talk to me, i know you're just not saying it on purpose" niki whined, a small smile forming on your lips as you wrap your arms around him as well. cupping his cheeks in your hands, you leave kisses on his cheeks and lips, making niki grin in satisfaction. niki connects your lips to his while holding you close, already forgetting why the two weren't speaking in the first place.

taglist: @hell1cy @wtfhyuck likes and reblogs are appreciated ♡

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asarajaa · 14 hours

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can I get some headcanons about jealous Kenma?? Thank you!!

Sure! Hope you like it <3!

Warnings: gn!reader Words: 2541

Jelous Kenma hcs

₊˚ෆ I don't think Kenma is the jelousy type tbh.

₊˚ෆ But sometimes he has insecurities because, look at you, how is it that you-a beautiful, incredible, gorgeous (and the list goes on) person- ended up with a guy like him?

₊˚ෆ The boy thinks that you're out of his league and that he's so lucky to have you.

₊˚ෆ However, if you're ignoring him, well, that's different.

₊˚ෆ At first, he doesn't notice beacuse, why would you ignore him?

₊˚ෆ But once he does- proceed with caution.

₊˚ෆ This boy will make anything to caught your attention.

₊˚ෆ There was this time when you decided to try videogames, but no Kenmas videogames, no, otome videogames.

You were just chilling in your boyfriends bed, scrolling through social media while your boyfriend was playing in his computer until you saw this new viral otome game. In your boredom, you decided to give it a try and- omg

What is this thing and where was it your whole life???

The hours went by and you were just giggling and moving while playing with your phone. After failing the mission for the 34th time in a row, Kenma decided to have a little break.

Kenma lay down on his bed only to find you 100% focused on your phone. At first, he though you were only watching a video and when the video's over you'll give him attention.

With that in mind, he waited patiently on the other side of his bed for you to notice him. But when the minutes went by and you weren't paying him any attention, he though he had enough.

"Uhm, babe? What are you watching?" he asked calmly, with no signs that he wanted your attention because he's not attention starved.

(Oh, but he is)

You shuddered and give a small jump "Kenma? I didn't notice you" you said while you returned your gaze back to the game, his brow furrowing. "What were you saying?" you asked.

"I asked you what were you watching" he repetead himself.

"Actually, I'm talking to a guy of this ne- oh my god" you let out a giggle while your fingertips were tapping.

His brow furrowed more because who were you talking to and why was he more important than him, your boyfriend?

"A guy? I know him?" he asked, moving closer to you.

"I don't think so?" you chuckle imagine your boyfriend playing the otome game "His name is Zach, he's 24 and has electric blue eyes with baby blue hair" you gave him hints, hoping that he'd hear of him since he's the main male lead of the game.

"Who on this earth has baby blue hair' Like-"

"Shoyo has orange hair."

"..."

"...Do you want me to dye my hair baby blue?"

"Baby- What?" you asked shocked, what on earth was he talking a- oh.

Oh.

"Are you jelous?" you were teasing him.

"..."

" You know I'm p-playing an otome-game, r-right?" you were trying your best to not laugh but his cute red face was not helping.

He quietly gets up of the bed and started walking towards his computer.

Now you were laughing.

"B-Baby! Wait! I didn't mean to but-"

₊˚ෆ He thinks that's the most embarassed time he's ever been.

₊˚ෆ Kenma will start playing videogames again like nothing happend.

₊˚ෆ At the end, you had to cuddle with him and explain him all the situation, while you tried your best to not laugh.

Thank you all for sending request! I'm so happy to do them!

Please, tell me your opn about this one, I really appreciate if you guys comment on how can I improve <3

26/04/24

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu #hq #hq x reader #kozume kenma #kenma x reader #haikyuu kozume #please tell me you opn in the comments #asarajas works #asarajas works (haikyuu)#anime fanfic #send requests

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importantgalaxyrunaway · 5 months

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Comments- Colby Brock x y/n- part 7-

AUTHORS NOTE: omg guys I am so so sorry just got back into Sam and Colby and decided to finish this in my drafts I had like a paragraph written already. This is my first time back into writing fanfiction since a concussion i had so I’m trying my best sorry it’s so short this is a continuation of my series where y/n got possessed in the last part

warnings: mentions on possession, fluff, slight slight angst,

“Babe” Colby called from his computer “you should come see this”

after me getting possessed I insisted on them posting the video. We were so lucky that we caught it on camera. They were hesitant at first but I said I want people to know what happened. It’s insane that I got possessed but I want people to know what really happened. It was a really scary experience. But I’m still really worried about the video. Would they say I’m just overreacting?. That it was fake and I was just a coward? But I always get some kind of nervous when they post a video with me in it. But this video was special. I still haven’t gotten to watch it yet. I had spent most of the time recovering and spending my time with Colby.

I go over to the computer and see him sitting reading comments. I sit down on his lap, even though he’s just wearing such a simple outfit sweatshirt and comfy pants he still looks hot. I look through the comments and to my surprise they are divided into basically two parts (well maybe 3 with the amount of people commenting “I don’t claim any negative energy from this video”) the first is about how scary it was when I got possessed and how bad they feel for me. The second is how people are talking about how they think me and Colby are dating and that there is so much chemistry between us. Another thing I noticed is that the video went viral. I mean stupid viral, more than most of their videos combined. It had only been out for 5 days and it already reached 50 million views!!! Mostly I think because of my possession from outside viewers who weren’t subscribed but there were plenty of fans. Some of the comments said the following:

Cheriklover333: I feel so bad for y/n she looks so scared I cant imagine how horrible it must feel to be posses like that

kurtwagnerisacinnimonroll: did anyone notice how Colby looked at y/n 😩. I need someone like that and did yall notice her hickeys 😳

Polaris-alt-account: people who think Colby and y/n are dating 👇

that comment had over 500k likes

I groan “shit! Shit! Shit!” I rub my temples “colbs I never wanted this im sorry I dragged you into this—“

“hey hey it’s okay baby” he wraps his arms around me and presses his head on top of mine. The weight of his body on mine feels good. The closeness and warmth feels good. His hands slip into mine and grasp it lightly but firm. He is protective but caring. “You didn’t drag me into anything. I don’t care what people think I just wanna be yours”

I nod but I still have tears in my eyes not much and I feel stupid for crying but I can’t help but think I’m the one that got us into this whole mess. My gaze drifts back to the computer monitor

rosefromtitanic: you guys need to chill yes I see the way he looks at her but they should come out and say it before we jump to conclusions I think they should do a Q and A

a smile on my face appears as a light bulb practically goes off in my brain. My eyes wander to my boyfriend. And again I’m taken aback by just how breathtaking he is…I can see his muscles and I wonder what under his shirt…………snap out of it!! You need to focus.

“colbs how do you feel about about making our relationship public?”

Edit: I TRIED I REALLY DID ITS THE BEST I COULD DO FEEDBACK PLEASE!!! might write a part 8. But x men is currently my hyperfixation and am definitely going to be writing for Peter maximof and young Charles Xavier so if you’re interested send ideas. Going to write for young Coryo snow even though he’s evil he’s hot. Tried my best couldn’t leave you all hanging

#i’m back #colby brock imagine #colby x reader #colby brock #sam and colby #sam and colby x reader #colby brock fanfic #colby brock x reader #fanfiction #fanfic #youtuber crushes #colby brock x y/n #colby brock fluff #first fanfic in 6 months since major injury yay!!!#sorry its so short #short fanfic

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yes-i-write-fanfiction · 1 year

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Hi can you do the tfp cons getting discover by humans and going viral but instead of panicking,they start fangirling and start treating them as celebrities please

You can almost hear the way Megatron is rolling his optics. He should have known that this would be how the general population of humans would react to the reveal of cybertronians. They can't even think two steps further and even consider what this might mean, what the bigger picture is. Well, he can't complain too much. At least now he knows that most of humanity will be fine with being enslaved once he conquers Earth. Besides, Megatron is used to the attention and the adoring fans, he was a popular gladiator once. Unconsciously starts making more poses when he notices a camera from now on (it's his past as a gladiator surfacing).

Soundwave instantly thinks of a hundred different ways to use this to the decepticon's advantage. Other than that he's mostly just amused by the reactions. If he gets caught on camera again he might do something silly like giving the viewers a peace sign or showing a meme on his face screen, just to troll them.

Well of course they adore him, he's Starscream after all! Humans might be lesser beings but even they can recognize his splendor! All of this positive attention really boosts Starscream's ego and he actively goes to the comment sections to read the humans gushing about him.

Knockout LOVES the attention and reading all the comments about how handsome he is and how amazing his paint job is. Finally, people are paying attention to his appearance. Somehow he starts to polish his armor even more, just in case he gets caught on camera again. It wouldn't do to disappoint his fans after all. Totally up for posing with anyone who wants to take a picture (though they are not allowed to touch him with their greasy, oily hands.)

All of this attention and praise makes Breakdown act all bashful. He saw several comments mentioning his "bodacious boobs" and now he can't stop covering his chest with his hands, just because of how aware he is of them now. Will also take a picture with his fans if they ask (he doesn't know how to say no) but acts really awkward about it. Will even do a quick pose if they ask nicely.

Shockwave just straight up don't care, though he is confused by all the requests of people wanting to be stepped on. Humans are odd, nonsensical creatures indeed.

Dreadwing don't really have much of an opinion of humans but he thinks this reaction is better than them panicking. Some day in the future, once the war is won, Earth will become part of decepticon rule and it's a good thing humans seem so willing to accept cybertronians.

Oh, now isn't this amusing? Airachnid will use the adoration of her fans to lure them into the woods and toy with them before ultimately killing them. Maybe she'll allow a few to live and turn them into henchmen. Honestly, she's just gonna be as evil as she's always been.

#transformers imagine #transformers prime #megatron #soundwave #starscream #knockout #breakdown #shockwave #dreadwing #airachnid

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wisteriagoesvroom · 27 days

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manifesting chaos in the 2024 f1 season (wiz edition)

kudos to @keepthedelta for starting this idea way back when, theirs were hilarious

- jos verstappen and carlos sainz snr have an actual fistfight, but agree to do it on pay per view TV for maximal profit and impact. carlos snr wins only because he still has good core strength from driving endurance races and also he definitely does yogilates

- forced to get more sponsorship money, kick stake sauber drivers have to do an embarrassingly slutty ad for vitamin water. turns out valtteri and guan yu is very game for it and it actually goes super viral, but only in china

- FIA announces seoul gp 2026 and do an embarrassing eGames tie up as well as get nct's most junior division (most of them are 10 years old) to promote it for some reason. 2025 Charles leclerc finally makes his debut on MDC singing an slow-fi hip hop song with lots of air horns. it’s the one he co-wrote with lewis hamilton as an anthem for the ferrari team

- no more grill the grid. liberty media takes things to the next level and makes all the drivers do elimination games from squid game. drivers may be injured or perish. however as per FIA regs they are still expected to recover well enough to drive by the following sunday

- seb vettel returns but only for one race to drive a literal tractor across a field in austria to promote saving the bees

- alex albon is told he gets to move to red bull again except alex albon was busy taking some proper off time with his girlfriend during the summer so he misses the email and the tweets. by the time he catches up with the rumours, red bull have already musical chaired first liam lawson and then daniel ricciardo in the seat only to immediately take it back and give it to a fifteen year old who’s currently taking a nap in the rb junior academy room somewhere

- zak brown starts a new tie up with an aerospace company and andrea accidentally builds a rocket ship that blasts the papaya boys into space. lando and oscar do a livestream in the MCL38 parked on the side of an asteroid

- nico rosberg appears on a sky broadcast in a t-shirt that people swear lewis hamilton once wore, and it in fact may be the exact same one. neither of them comments on it at all

- otmar somehow returns and spends half his time instructing his drivers to try and chase / destroy that orange twink… i mean, car. somehow he will manage to run a team more embarrassingly than haas.

#f1 #f1 predictions #f1 memes #f1blr #the way i wrote this pre-bahrain and forgot about it in the drafts #the Liberty Media one is shockingly accurate tho lmao #in light of the announcement that teams are supposed to lessen their marketing content so Liberty can push their own #anyway i found this while searching for something else so like-- enjoy #still fully believe jos and carlos snr might fight each other cus we're only in april rn #what i did not anticipate pre-bahrain was how much Alpine truly would be in the trenches #one one hand: poor them #one the other: kind of incredible that haas is not the laggard rn

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leoluved · 2 years

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moon boys + tiktok

summary: just what the title suggests ! warnings: established relationship, boys being super cute, kind of crack but not really, mentions of alcohol, sex, but no smut. word count: 643

steven ࿓

- stevens tiktok has a cursed image as the profile picture, he thought it was funny and then got used to it and didn’t wanna change it

- he’s got some random name like ‘sandforbrains335’ a name generator chose it because he thought it was “too much of a responsibility to have a good username” ..not enough responsibility for a computer to choose it

- he’s usually the one sending you videos, most of the tiktoks he sends you are cute cat videos, or short history explanation clips

- completely loves when there’s more than one part to them, he likes watching them one by one

- he slowly starts to learn all of these new words and you end up getting texts like “i cant wait to get out of my gift shopist era.” you think it’s hilarious

- steven doesn’t often make videos unless you ask him to with you, but sometimes you catch him pointing his phone at you. and while you think he’s taking a picture he’s actually making those cute little montage vlog tiktoks about your date

- he’s super sweet, sometimes he asks if you want to save the videos you send him for later at night when the both of you are cuddled up

- you always do <3

marc ࿓

- marc doesn’t have tiktok, at first, he refuses and says it’s a waste of time

- you got him a newer phone for his birthday, and once he finally set it up you asked. “will you download tiktok now?“

- once he finally gives in he sets up a very casual profile, you don’t even think he verified it.

- marc’s profile picture is a very casual mirror selfie of him, he doesn’t think he would use the app very much so he goes for a random photo in his camera roll

- his username is simple just like everything else. spectormarc. he’s surprised it isn’t taken, but he doesn’t show his excitement

- when he gets drunk he likes learning fun dances, mostly the complicated ones. he never posts them but once you see his profile you learn he’s got like 400 drafts

- marc posts a couple videos and one of them goes viral and he randomly wakes up w like a thousand more followers so he goes private LMAO

jake ࿓

- jake loves tiktok, he’s never really been a social media person in terms of putting out content but he’s always enjoyed some good banter now and then

- he’s pretty and he knows it, so he’s always showing his face in his videos and little montages of his day, they’re not the glittery kind either… he’ll walk around the streets and take videos of things he just finds interesting

- look here’s a rat taking this slice of pizza, that’s kind of funny, here’s some geese attacking this guy, that’s even funnier.

- his profile picture is him wearing sunglasses and pointing a pistol to the camera. he tells everyone it’s a fake gun (it’s not)

- jake racks up tons of followers in no time and sometimes when he’s bored and driving around, he’ll park in an empty parking lot and he’ll go on live stream, everyone loves this

- his username is definitely user62458937, he says he can’t think of one to change it to, prompting everyone to give him colorful suggestions

- jake loves making those prank tiktoks and somehow you always manage to be the victim, i mean, he couldn’t really record his alters reaction to pranks.. even though he did pull them.

- his comment section is a bunch of feral people gushing over how handsome he is, you won’t disagree he’s perfect, but you can’t help but get a little jealous. don’t worry, jake won’t hesitate to remind you how much you mean to him all night :-)

#hehe #moon knight x reader #marc spector x reader #steven grant x reader #jake lockley x reader #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #moon knight #˚ . ☆ ⋆。˚ — my writing.

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skygemspeaks · 2 years

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imagine stede as a funny little youtube man

his channel is about different kinds of fabric and how to take care of them. also, for some reason, about pirates. he has like 20 videos about them. no one knows why. it's just kind of his Thing now.

from the very beginning, his videos are weirdly well-produced; pro camera, pro lighting setup, cool backdrop, etc.

he starts gaining a respectable following slowly, but ends up going viral within a few months. for most people who discover his channel, it goes something like this:

you see one of his videos in your recommended, and wonder why it's on there. you have no interest in the history of silk, its production, or how to properly care for it.

but then you see that the video has a million views, and it's about fifteen minutes long, so you click on it just to see what all the hype is about.

at first, the video is exactly what the title promises it will be. and okay, maybe you can see the appeal a little bit because this Stede guy is SUCH a riot. he says some of the weirdest things, and he's got this cute little awkward character thing going on (because it has to be a character he's putting on, right? no one's actually Like That, right?)

so you're intrigued enough to keep watching, and occasionally stede makes a comment to the guy behind the camera, and their interactions are kind of funny, because the camera guy is obviously a lot younger than stede and is more versed in the ways of the internet. he explains "what the kids are into" to stede. maybe translates some comments from stede's other videos that he hadn't understood.

their exchanges are pretty hilarious, and you find yourself getting invested. if you're queer, maybe it's at this point that your gaydar really starts going off (if it hasn't been going from the very beginning).

and THEN, suddenly, there's the sound of a door opening, and a person coming in, already complaining about something

stede looks off camera at them, his expression affronted.

the person comes on camera, then looks right at it, and his expression lights up.

"cheers, my dears!" he says by way of greeting, with a little wave. and then he turns to stede and starts complaining to him about someone named "Karl" and how he won't stop shitting everywhere, and "Buttons" refuses to do anything about him.

you're watching this interaction with your mouth wide open, wondering if it's staged. you decide you don't even care if it is, because it's so funny. stede looks so annoyed! but he still gets up with a sigh and walks off camera, presumably to settle things with Karl and Buttons.

the screen cuts then to stede again, back in his previous spot, as he continues talking about silk, completely ignoring the previous interruption and never bringing it up again.

you listen for the rest of the video, and nothing else happens. you don't pay any attention to what stede's saying anymore because you can't stop thinking about karl, and wondering what the fuck is up with him.

you go down into the comments, and see it's full of people saying things like "lol, classic karl" and "omg!! cheers, frenchie! been a while since we've seen you!" and "aklsjalsjdkaskld lucius has nerves of steel, i think i'd die if i had to explain the meaning of 'daddy' to my own father figure"

you don't know what you've stumbled onto, but you thank god that you decided to click on this video because it's the highlight of your day.

you click on another of stede's videos, and then another and another and another. this is what you learn from them: yes, lucius is always there to play translator for stede about internet lingo. no, stede doesn't always get interrupted by one of his friends, but it happens often enough that his viewers seem to have become familiar with everyone in his friend group. yes, stede is a little bit dorky and his fans will be the first ones to admit that but if you ever see any hate directed towards him in the comments there's always dozens of comments defending him and telling the hater to fuck off.

also, stede has this weird obsession with pirates. you figure it makes about as much sense as anything else about the guy.

before you know it, it's been three hours, you've seen two dozen of stede's videos, become intimately acquainted with his friends and their dramas, and you realize with a sinking feeling that you've become weirdly invested in this strange little man.

#our flag means death #stede bonnet #frenchie ofmd #lucius spriggs #ofmd youtuber au #maybe i'll post more about this au if people are interested in it lol it's pretty fun

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rollercoasterwords · 1 year

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Yes yes yes to all of your points about jegulus and the capitalism of fandom as a whole. I find the whole thing so interesting in a mildly terrifying way lmao

One thing I’ve noticed with jegulus on TikTok that I’ve never really registered seeing with another ship (tho I could obviously be wrong, thx algorithm) is that people advertise their fics in a way I’ve not really seen before in forms of countdowns and trailers pre posting. And yes be proud of what you’ve created, I am the biggest supporter of tooting your own horn but sometimes it feels a little… off to me. Like almost like people are viewing fic writing as becoming ‘content creators’ and trying to go viral with these pieces of work in the same way that art and TikToks goes viral. And with the marauders and jegulus in particular being such a TikTok heavy fandom (as you pointed out in your essay) maybe that’s why it’s more apparent, because a lot more people interacting with this subsection of the fandom have been ‘raised’ (for lack of a better word) to view the internet as a place where the point is to go viral and become well known, so to create art for the sake of creation is an entirely alien concept. So why would you not make a trailer for your story and post it half a dozen times to TikTok?

And then pair that with jegulus having fewer works than bigger ships which means that the ‘bigger’ fics are known and read by the majority, which ultimately means that people have a better chance of going ‘viral’ if they post a story with that pairing compared to wolfstar where the competition is higher.

I’ve never really kept a track of these fics that are advertised and hyped up before chapters are posted, but I would be interested in how many are abandoned if and when the author doesn’t get a barrage of kudos and comments, and the subsequent serotonin boost with it.

Sorry this ask doesn’t really have much of a point or direction, (and I’m not even sure if it even made much sense ☠️) it’s just something I’ve been noticing with increasing frequency recently and I was wondering if you had any thoughts, as you write your points and arguments so well!!

anon i literally want to kiss u on the mouth u brought up sooooo many good points!! yes i have so so so many thoughts about this maybe i need to make a separate post bc like....ive talked so much about the way that like. people interact as readers with the like tiktok/social media/influencer mindset but ive definitely seen it crop up with people who write fanfic too. and the thing is bc there aren't really cleanly delineated boundaries between readers + writers of fanfic (like....most of the writers are also readers, and many of the readers are also writers) it definitely comes from both sides.

i think for anyone who has like. internalized this mentality that art must be validated by an audience to be worthwhile and that you can only be Seen by turning urself into content for consumption it's very easy to approach fanfiction with a mindset stuck in a consumer economy. and like. that isn't a moral failing, because we are literally all being conditioned to think of any creative pursuit as something that is only worthwhile if it can be turned into Profitable Content. but i DO think it's important to recognize when we're falling into that mindset, because fanfiction is so antithetical to it. and also just like....i don't think any of these people who are approaching fanfiction with this underlying idea that they need to curate an audience for validation will be able to find deep or lasting joy, because if your primary motivation in writing is just to get as many eyes on it as possible, then like....idk. it will never be enough. there will always be someone with a more popular story, with more people reading it.

and like. i actually mentioned this in my little tiktokification essay that escaped confinement, and i got a bunch of responses of people in the tags or reblogs going "there is NOTHING WRONG with wanting to share your work and wanting people to read it!!!" and i was like...i didn't say there was anything wrong with it?? i said if your primary motivation in creating art is just to get as many eyes on it as possible, you probably will not find lasting joy in the creation of that art. so :/

anyway now i think i want to write another essay so thank u for that anon lmao

#just like #YES i have so many thoughts about this side of things #but i feel like people get defensive kind of quickly...#like i am not trying to call anybody out when i talk about any of this shit #we are ALL being brainwashed to view art as content for consumption #and it's not like you've done something bad if you. simply have never been presented with a different perspective #that's WHY i'm trying to present a different perspective #anyway #ranting and raving

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sweetindigosky · 2 years

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thinking about modern! Dracula and Lisa who go all out for Halloween:

- Lisa loves the season of fall, but Halloween is by far her favorite holiday. Meaning she goes all out starting the first day of October: decorations all over their already Gothic-inspired home, spiderwebs, skeletons, those stupid, fake bats, dimmed lights, shockingly historically accurate candelabras.

- Dracula on the other hand, needs a bit more convincing. To him, the whole thing is a sham, a ploy for big businesses to make money. Which is true, but Lisa helps him loosen up a bit and just have fun. Being the very personification of the spirit, Dracula takes this very seriously. Costumes? He makes his and Lisa’s by hand and he does the make-up if she asks. One year they go as gender-bent Dr. Frankenstein and Frankenstein’s monster (can’t tell me Dracula wouldn’t have known Mary Shelley personally), another year as The Phantom of the opera and Christine (what can he say, I just know he’s a drama king at heart), and, often than not, he just straight up goes as Dracula, or more accurately, one of the many portrayals of him over the years. His favorite is probably Bela Lugosi’s version, the elegance really stands out to him. All the neighbors (the very few he has) praise the realistic fangs. Lisa doesn’t have the heart to tell them they’re not fake.

-Lisa isn’t an intensely public person, but every now and then she posts on Facebook or “that new-fangled app” Tiktok. I just know one post showing off her and Drac’s costumes would go unintentionally viral. Yep, the Tiktok girlies would eat up any post she makes to be honest. Lisa pretty quickly figures out the trends and asks Drac to do them with her( he folds pretty easily whenever she asks for anything, let’s be real). And the tiktok peeps eat that shit up too. Unsurprisingly, there’s an abundance of thirst comments for Vlad, to his confusion.

-All of the neighborhood kids get a kick out seeing their decorations, being scared shitless and fascinated at the same time. Not to mention on the actual day, they give out full size candy bars, a small reward for those who dare brave the Tepes, driveway.

#halloween #castlevania #dracula #vladtepes #castlevania netflix #castlevania imagines #Castlevania headcanons #headcanons

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“The closest thing to suspicious Jikook have ever done that is somewhat on a similar wavelength is the Jimin’s birthday Vlive. The way Jimin initially talks to him over the phone is a little 🤨 which I honestly would have dismissed were it not for Hoseok later saying what he did ('but why are you doing this [live] in his [jungkook's] studio?') and inadvertently yielding a reaction out of Jimin that didn’t make sense. Hoseok doubling down on that by giving him a hug of reassurance (which, to me, felt a bit consoling in a way, like I didn’t mean to put you on the spot, oops) made it even weirder, but it was funny primarily because I don’t think Hoseok intentionally meant to create that awkward atmosphere. My feelings on the Vlive would be a little more concrete if we were able to see Jungkook’s facial expressions (jungkook can be heard almost giving an explanation but then just resorting to chuckling), but I work with what I have.”

copy pasted that from a jikook blog, thoughts?

Hi anon!

Aaargh... Jkkrs don't like when I do this, but I'm gonna, because ofcourse I have thoughts.

So, this is the live you mention:

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Please go watch the whole after you've read my thoughts, and you'll most likely see what I see. What often happens is someone (humhum.. a Jkkr) makes a comment on twitter about a situation being sus, it gets picked up by others and the whole thing goes viral without actually being true. Jkkrs take a few instances, enlarge it... and this live goes down in history as a Jikook moment (which isn't exactly wrong, because Jk and Jimin were together for a bit) yet the context is completely wrong. It gets copied by newer fans who might not have even seen the whole live.

Jimin was nervous, awkward, and shy from the start. He makes the same comments and gestures indicating that throughout the entire live. (excuse my bad screenshots 🙈)

He makes it very clear from the start that he feels awkward doing a live alone, that he doesn't know what to say, that he feels awkward when there's a silent moment. He actually calls Jk (who he knows is still in the building after practise, working out) to come help him do this live, because he feels awkward.

Jk agrees to come for a bit, which evidently makes Jimin feel more at ease. You have to understand that, even though they're used to it, being in front of a screen, alone, for millions of people... who basically all comment "happy birthday", is not easy. You have to constantly come up with things to say to make it interesting. Having another member there makes it easier, because they can interact with each other, which is more natural than interacting with army from within the comments. Tae struggles with this as well. So Jk being there makes Jimin more comfortable.

Jimin states that it feels different with Jk there, which is true, because he is more at ease.

It then becomes clear that Jk is not going to spend Jimin's birtday dinner with his parents. That he is really bad at giving gifts (inlcuding to Jimin). Jimin even says that Jk is becoming more like Yoongi, by claiming a git is on the way... yet the result is never shown. Not very boyfriend-ish imo. He also makes it clear he’s not going to stay long, since he wants to finish his workout and there’s people waiting on him.

There’s no actual ‘sus’ moments there. They are not extremely touchy or close or flirty, they’re just friendly and Jimin is thankful that Jk came to help him out.

Then Hobi enters, and it doesn’t get sus then also imo. Maybe confusing, since he’s asking why Jk is in this studio… but I think the awkwardness is from Hobi realizing that Jimin felt awkward alone. He asks/states ‘are you doing this (this live) now?’ Which is a rhetorical question.

Then the ‘sus’ would be this:

But I think Jimin gets shy because it’s implied he was feeling awkward alone. Hobi certainly knows Jimin and Jk wouldn’t have been doing something sus on camera for millions to watch, so that cannot be it imo. Jimin and Jk have never not been allowed to do stuff together, so then being there for this live isn’t sus. The only palpable tension comes from Jimin feeling nervous about doing a live alone, something I think Hobi would know Jimin would feel. Hobi asking Jk if he prepared the cake, and his surprise and disbelief when Jk jokingly answers ‘yes’ tells me he would not have suspected Jk to do something like that for Jimin. If Jikook were boyfriends, something like that would not make Hobi react like this. Jimin and Hobi are also more touchy and physical than Jimin and Jk.

After they all leave Jimin comes back and addresses the awkwardness he feels again.

So yeah… that’s basically my take on it. I don’t think it was sus at all. It was a precious live to me. I love how open Jimin was about feeling awkward, because as he stated himself.. there was a time he wouldn’t let himself be vulnerable like that. Being vulnerable makes us stronger and I think that shows in Jimin.

#straws #ship analysis

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