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augenblicklich-lila · 1 year

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cod incorrect quotes #11

Love y'all ♡

the usual jazz, mainly Y/N/Reader stuff, platonic and romantic. ♡♡♡

I actually did publish that one-shot so feel free to check it out :D The amount of time I spent hovering over that post button could've been spent doing sth productive. Oh well.

- Lila

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ ♛ （ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━━✫・*。 ⊂　　ノ　　　・゜+. しーーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)

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Y/N, pointing: May I sit there? König: That's my lap Y/N: That doesn't answer my question, König.

Price: Good morning. Ghost: Good morning. Gaz: Good morning. Soap: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Y/N: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS Soap: Now that's what I'm talking about!

Price: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Gaz: Have everyone stand. Soap: Bring three more chairs! Ghost: The most important ones can sit down. Y/N: Kill three.

Y/N: Croissants: dropped Rudy: Road: works ahead Soap: BBQ sauce: on my titties Alejandro: Shavacado: fre Gaz: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Ghost: Ghost, grumpily: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you. (I bet most of them wouldn't know shit about vines but Y/N showed them and they haven't stopped making references since. Gaz however, would definitely know beforehand.)

Y/N, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Alejandro: Hey. Gaz: Hi. Ghost: Hello. Rodolfo: Hey! Y/N: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Soap: We were out of Doritos.

Ghost: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Soap: What if it bites me and it dies!? Gaz: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Soap, learn to listen. Alejandro: What if it bites itself and I die? Y/N: That’s voodoo. Alejandro: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Rodolfo: That’s correlation, not causation. Soap: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Y/N: That’s kinky. Ghost: Oh my God. Price: I don't think God can help us with this anymore.

Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’ Ghost: oh no Y/N: Sounds fake but okay Gaz: A flustered mess Soap: cries I love you too

Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Price: Several traffic violations. Ghost: Three counts of resisting arrest. Gaz: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Soap: Also, that’s not our car.

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ 　 ∧＿∧ （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。 ⊂　　ノ　　　・゜+. しーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨) “Hie thee home, little wanderer.”

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squiddokiddo · 4 months

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Hey there!

I know Gordon is your favourite but do you have any headcanons for the other brothers?

Yeah, I know I definitely have some but now I'm being asked about it I'm drawing a blank lol, here's a list of some.

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Scott headcanons:

The only straight Tracy brother.

Likes cooking but doesn't get time to do it very often.

Scott's pancakes are the best.

Practically lives on black coffee and espresso shots.

As a kid, one of his dream jobs was a theme park ride tester. Others include aerial display pilot, airline pilot, falconer and a chocolate taster.

Virgil headcanons:

Demi-romantic Asexual.

One of only two people on the island who will eat marmite, the other is Grandma. (Parker also loves marmite, spread generously on toast)

Had a bit of an emo phase during his teens which later evolved into a grunge phase.

He can handle all sorts of gross things, being a medic and everything, but childbirth makes him a bit squeamish, a total of two people have unexpectedly fallen into labour during a rescue and delivering those babies was super challenging but very rewarding for him.

Virgil keeps all sorts of essential items for any rescuees he may have on board Thunderbird 2 including the obvious like, water, food and medical supplies but also: sanitary products, baby products, medicines for allergies, talcum powder and eczema cream, pet food and products, fidget and plush toys, ect.

Tried to eat pinecones as a toddler, Jeff and Lucy had to keep a close eye on him at Christmas because he'd try to shove their giant redwood pinecone decorations in his mouth. He grew out of his taste for pinecones when he was three.

Alan headcanons:

Bisexual

Gets god awful acne, as he's gotten older it's settled down a bit but he still gets pretty bad outbreaks from time to time.

Into 2000's and gen z culture, lucky for him his dad knows all about that. Unlucky for Grandma she remembers the trends Jeff was into when he was young.

Loves Vines and quotes them all the time with Gordon. His favourite Vines are probably the Freshavacadoo one and Hurricane Tortilla.

Dog person, has never really gotten along with cats despite still liking them. His favourite dog breed is a golden retriever.

Is an absolute legend at Mario Kart, John taught him how to play when they were kids.

John Headcanons:

Unlabeled/questioning - he isn't sure of his sexuality, it's not something he's too worried about right now though.

Has social anxiety, he copes very well with interacting with people at a distance like video calls and messaging but struggles a lot with face to face interactions.

Doesn't really play videogames that much but on the rare occasion that he does, he absolutely demolishes his competition whether that be on Mario Kart, Pokémon or Tetris.

Was into 80's and 90's video and arcade games as a kid, more for the fascination with programming and the machines' inner workings rather than the games themselves.

Hates ice skating, dealing with gravity is difficult enough without walking on a slippery surface with blades on his feet.

Can be the most sarcastic bitch if he's in a mood.

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#thunderbirds are go #thunderbirds #thunderbirds headcanons #scott tracy #virgil tracy #alan tracy #john tracy #tracy brothers #thunderfam #squiddo's inbox #squiddokiddo answers #janetm74 #ask me anything #ask me #sfw interaction only #tw birth mention #tw pregnancy mention #tw medical

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calicostorms · 2 years

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Sleepy hcs......bc I am sleepy

David always starts out the night on his back with an arm out so angel can lay on his chest, but ends up curled up around them with an arm over their waist n his nose pressed to the nape of their neck

Asher sleep talks so coherently that people think he's awake but nothing he says makes ANY sense. Has quoted vines in his sleep multiple times

Milo snores (but will deny it) and doesn't cuddle most nights but will always reach out one hand to hold sweethearts so he knows they're there

Vincent steals the blankets then gets too warm and kicks them all off the bed

Sam tosses and turns in his sleep a lot, but if darlin wraps an arm around him he'll finally stay put n it seems to relax him

William can fall asleep ANYWHERE, at any time, and everyone thinks it's funny. Bright Eyes has definitely taken videos of him sleeping weird places

Lasko sleeps with a weighted blanket and at least three stuffed animals every night

Damien can't fall asleep to classical music because he gets too caught up in it, but Gavin will pass the fuuuuck out anytime it's on

#calico speaks #not tagging every character #redacted asmr

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jumping-joey1104 · 7 months

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I write so much for Sreepypasta I have to do something for Slenderverse. Gotta reign in both fandoms to my hell-site of a blog SO

Slenderverse Crack Headcanons

(Includes EverymanHybrid, Mlandersen0, TribeTwelve, and Marble Hornets)

EverymanHybrid

Evan is the kind of guy to use any nearby container to fill with energy drinks

Dude has definitely used an empty bleach bottle to fill with a cursed concoction of Monsters and Red-Bull

Only drinks the lo-carb monster because "it's healthier"

Vinny would've been a twitch streamer if EverymanHybrid took place nowadays

The closest person I could compare with how he acts on stream is Philza

Has gotten doxxed like 3 times now but he does not care

Jeff would stream with Vincent but only plays minecraft, and is ten times better at it than anyone else

Probably has a discord server and for some reason he made Evan admin and now everyone calls him senpai

He knows what it means and hates it, He has a separate channel to put Evan and his associates by crime in and locks them in there

Alex is the one that started it all

MLAndersen0

Nobody knows where Michael got his ugly ass curtains, and he refuses to say where he go a sheet of pure denim fabric

He would have so many fidget toys, he just likes the little clicks, and yes he would throw them at Shaun like a latina mother and her chanclas

For some reason this man can make a mean drink, coffee, alcohol, hell even koolaid. You ask him for a drink he's bringing you a margarita

Shaun would play Call of Duty, all of the games. He plays them

Goes into extensive research on what slurs he can reclaim so he could bully kids online with a good conscience

"What slurs can I reclaim if my brother is a psychopath?" And Stormy just looks at him with fear

Speaking of Stormy she can outdrink both men, one time Michael dared them to take a shot of 99 proof and she took three

She quotes vines all the time, regularly asks Michael "Where's the B" and he doesn't understand at all

Shaun understands her and they quote vines together while Michael cries in confusion

Eric Cyberbullies Micheal with pictures of cups dangerously close to the edge of a surface

Tribetwelve

Noah has gone three days without sleep, slams down a sugar-free redbull and passed out in his kitchen before and blames the collective

Dude was a huge party guy in Highschool but always ended up sitting in a corner petting the dog at the party

This raggedy ass man loves the resident evil movies and says their peak cinematography, refuses to take any other suggestions

Kevin is peak stoner mode, and has tricked Noah into eating edibles before. By tricked I mean he left them out and Noah ate half of them before he was caught

Dude is the WORST tripsitter btw, he's the type of guy that would smoke a blunt and go "Do you think god loves us" before putting on a horror movie

Dude can handle marijuana perfectly but can only drink one cup of alcohol before getting black out, absolute lightweight

Milo has watched so much anime, so much. He has at least eleven shirts revolving around Sailor Moon and Beserk.

He's never watched Beserk he just likes the art, Noah and Kevin refuse to tell him what it is. They just wait until he finds out.

Probably the best at drawing out of all of them, he just has the gift of art and abuses it. His journal has a ton of different doodles

All three suck at Mario Kart but still play it together, yes it ends up with Kevin and Noah fighting while Milo wins the race

Marble Hornets

Tim is so tired of everyone, all the time. If given the choice he will mentally destroy everyone but Brian says no.

Definitely can quote all of Hamilton and says he would play Aaron Burr just so because he knows all his lines. He's a silent theater nerd

Brian is a loud theater nerd, one time he yelled at Alex "You see the stage to your left? Keep walking till you hit a wall."

Whenever he comes to practice with Tim he'll have two of the same drinks so he can give one to Tim.

Jay is so dumb, bless his soul. He forgets words and just randomly replaces them to the men's horror. "I wanted to have eggs for breakfast but I couldn't find my Skittle"

Tim and Alex are the only ones that understand him, but Alex makes fun of him "You mean skillet?"

Alex get picked on so much by them, Tim calls him cringe and he'll cry in the bathroom for 15 minutes before saying a comeback

He is for sure one of the most sarcastic jerk you would ever meet even if he tried to be nice

Poor Jessica is just standing there the whole time, she's the single mother of three sons and she knows it.

Both her and Amy are so tired of trying to keep the men from getting arrested when they're recording

#everymanhybrid headcanons #mlandersen0 headcanons #slenderverse #tribetwelve headcanons #slenderverse headcanons #tw alchohol mention #tw drugs #tw tribetwelve

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stupidspidey · 7 months

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AJR - Living Room

if you told me in 2013 that this was the absolute pinnacle of music and that it would get no better than this, chances are i would’ve told you “that’s nice, leave me alone creep” and went to go kick the shit out of my brother at Mario on the DS. Now if you told me now that these guys ended up being my favourite band, i’d probably give you the same response but i’d go play a Spider-Man game instead. Regardless, Living Room by AJR is just… not good, by any sense of the word realistically, don’t get me wrong it’s got its merits but holy fuck, it’s really hard to listen to. Now, i don’t want to be too unfair about this, believe it or not sitting here for a good 5 minute read yelling about how bad something is is REALLY undesirable in a review, and it’s even more undesirable since my girlfriend refuses to sleep with me because of it. (jk rose ily) So, i’m gonna take their advice from one of their next albums that came after this and well, skip to The Good Part, which unfortunately should only take me like, 20 lines, maximum, before i start either repeating myself or talking about how a line in “The World is a Marble Heart” is was reused as a backing vocal in “I Won’t” like, 10 years later.

The Good

My GOD, do these guys know how to write a decent line or few. Sure there’s a few “Thirsty, Thirsty, Thursdays!” in there but, every one of those is definitely made up for by the honestly-adorable Infinity or the surprisingly-hopeful My Calling, each lyric will either strike you as cheesy in a really cute way, or inspiring in a really dumb way, the album could honestly be mistaken as written about someone with how directed and loving each line feels from the start to the end and briefly sidestepping around at least 49.2% of each song. Big White Bed especially, but as i wrote that down all i could think to describe the song was “I love you… BITCH. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you… BITCH.” from a vine like 10-or-so years ago. So, really, pretty appropriate for their timing on the albums release realistically. A really specific praise for the album but, i think the art itself is really pretty? something about it feels so real. Like, if you made an album with two of your brothers and basically pro-tools, a mic and a big idea (yeah, that’s a quote from one of the songs, Big Idea.) would you not just make the album art you all sat on the comfy family sofa in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere with your band name splattered on the wall in a nice deep red? I know i would if i could fit all 5 of my brothers onto one tiny-ass couch. Now unfortunately i can only realistically think of these two points for the positive part but, i will say this: Every track on this album, has thought behind it. It sometimes comes across as them just lobbing the entire processing power of a Windows 7 computer running pro-tools at you, but if you listen to the audio-commentary edition of the album (because, for some reason they made that?) it really is easy to tell the three of them had passion for the thing, especially seen in Jack’s (the J in AJR) enthusiasm about finally making it out of slummin’ it in the streets while his two way-fucking-taller brothers tap danced and sang, outside of his appearance in Pink Panther 2 and Sesame Street of course. (seriously, i’m deadass, look it up, he even has an iMDB page.) Now, unfortunately, on that point, i can’t realistically stay on the positives forever on this without ending up on some TikTok calling me a brainrotted liberal or some slur that hasn’t been unsealed since some crusty fucking 4channer woke up from his food comatose over a reddit girl with fat tits so, with that point.

The Bad

Ok right so, you know how i mentioned this was considered some sort of principle of music back then in 2013? Well guess what, motherfucker. I wasn’t even joking, the way people view Bruno Mars now is the way people viewed Living Room in 2013, though it was hard not to when their brain cells rubbed together and they decided the best way to promote their album was to tag every artist under the sun on gods green-motherfucking-earth and tell them to listen to it. Even then, the only one who listened really was Sia, and realistically what the fuck have you actually seen Sia do in the past like 5 years? This is a real question seriously please for the love of GOD tell me i have no idea past *Chandelier*. Anyway, enough of throwing Sia some strays (i’m sorry ma’am i’m sure there’s a grammy somewhere i didn’t bother googling), back onto Twenty-One Pilo— Coldplay— I mean, AJR. The album had passion behind it, don’t get me wrong here, but it is completely misplaced. The only way i can describe this is that, if this was the latest release around the time of E.T. for the Atari 2600? Music probably wouldn’t have survived past that either. Though realistically it was probably one of the better albums of that era since by then every other song was the most bassy-pile of “please dance to this” you’d ever seen, but i’m sure there’s someone still out there hitting the dab to fuckin’ The World is a Marble Heart, surely. The album itself had some pretty… interesting, approaches, but really you can only get around 30 seconds into the first song before that fucker starts yodelling? why the fuck is he yodelling? Regardless, no matter how many times you make a sequel to Turning Out or how many times you make some good shit like The DJ is Crying for Help, to those guys at TikTok? you’ll allwwaayyss be the guys who made Thirsty. You could get a treaty and a vulcan salute from half of space, but all those motherfuckers will still only know you for Thirsty. Personally? i’d be so fucking mad. I mean, you look to your left and Kanye has just dropped Yeezus, and what do you have to compete against that? a new national holiday celebrated exclusively by kids who get bullied at school, Thirsty Thursday, if i were them i wouldn’t have even made it to The Click without some sort of apology statement.

The Ending

Now, if i’m being completely real here. I can’t entirely slander Living Room, it’s got ideas, it’s got (marble) heart, and most importantly… It let Neotheater exist so… some good out of the bad right? Sure, for anyone else, unless you’re subconsciously subscribed to every single opinion on r/Music like some sort of absorption sponge. And just… in future, for anyone reading this, Include yodelling in your song and i will fucking SLICE you, not for poor mixing choices, not even for poor taste, but for reminding me that i sat here for an hour, and reviewed an album. Worst part? one out of five baby, i’m not down until i hear the fat lady sing, i’ve still gotta drop my useless thoughts for The Click, Neotheater, OK ORCHESTRA and *The Maybe Man. So, i’m gonna go out with a BANG! and by that? i mean get gunned down by the mexican cartel for even daring to include a good section in this slice of piss.

4/10 - Not enough yodelling really.

#Spotify #AJR #ajrimsosorryiloveyou #LivingRoom

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threewinterbird · 1 year

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Roses and kittens “episode 4″

“So” Hannah started, knocking her opponent off the island with a wall of thorns “something strange is definitely going on at the mission site.”

“You think? It was smooth sailing until like, last week.” Purpled responded as he finished off his own attacker with a stab to the chest.

The crowd cheered as their champions tore through the competition. Events such as this were common. Rose often had her matches held in the largest arenas, drawing in massive crowds. Citizens from all around Hypixel came to watch the best of the empire’s warriors demonstrate their skill in combat.

Sometimes it’s all three of the champions, other times it’s just one of them. Today Rose and Vio were performing for their adoring fans.

For anyone else it may not have been the best time to talk, but Rose found little challenge in her routine matches. Hence the distracted discussion.

“There hasn’t been any kind of resistance in a while. The stealth tactics were working so well. How can they even see us?”

“I don’t know..” Hannah admitted.

“Well maybe you should get on that miss magic.”

“Oh like I’m in charge of knowing things, why don’t you figure it out ‘shadow of Hypixel’?” Hannah rolled her eyes as she put air quotes around one of Purpled’s many titles. With a flick of her wrist she sent an opponent flying away with a vine.

Purpled dodged a slash from an attacker, teleporting to a perch above her. He leaned over to look down at her.

“Whatever, I’ll just get Boomer to look into it. Either way we can’t tell Hypixel. He’ll start breathing down our necks, and I like our current arrangement.” Purpled said “it took a while for us to get to this point, and I’m not throwing it away just because this world is full of weirdos.”

Hannah wholeheartedly agreed. At the moment, Hypixel was letting them run their operations relatively unsupervised. But she knew that the freedom they had would disappear as soon as they weren’t yielding results.

She threw down a seed that grew into a flytrap, snatching up the aggressor in front of her.

“Alright, no one says anything the boss, agreed?” Hannah held out her hand.

Purpled leapt from his perch above her, and In a swift maneuver Hannah caught him, carrying them both above the islands with the strength of her wings.

“Agreed. You wanna end this?” Vio asked.

She smirked. Channeling her powers, Rose engulfed the floating islands in vines, and crushed them until they were dust.

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Tina felt like she had improved. She really did. Having someone else to practice with was working infinitely better than trying to do flips and air boxing alone in her room.

There was something exhilarating about standing in a field and trying to beat the crap out of her friend. Neither of them got too injured, as their respective transformations boosted both durability and pain tolerance.

Callahan was floating on the sidelines, occasionally giving pointers. He was able to help them both improve, and develop at least some technique.

Tina threw a punch that sent Foolish back a couple feet. As he recovered, she readied her stance again.

“Ow” Foolish pouted “why are you so mean”

“Because you're bad and you suck at this. I’ll get you!” Tina shouted as she lunged at him.

He laughed and sidestepped to dodge her strike.

They continued to spar like this until the sun started to go down. The area they were in was fairly remote, and it was unlit during the night. Tina said her goodbyes and parted ways with Foolish.

She walked home with Callahan by her side. When Tina got home she flopped onto her bed. The training had helped. She felt a little better about her abilities if the minions came back. Or when. She wasn’t really too sure about them.

Callahan had informed her that Hypixel currently had three champions, and that she’d already met all of them.

Tina thought back to her past opponents. There was the guy with the giant frog. That had been strange. She never could have predicted how her life would change the day he first showed up.

Then there was the kid with the purple cloak. He had been a bit scary, being the first one who wasn’t blindsided by her. But now she wasn’t alone, and she was sure they could beat him again.

And finally there was the one with the wings that almost seemed to glow in the light. The image was burned into her mind. Tina knew she was evil and trying to take over the world, but she could appreciate the aesthetic.

Tina fell asleep thinking about wings the colour of autumn and dangerous flowers.

She woke up to the sound of her phone’s notifications. Tina groggily looked over at the invitation on her screen.

Who is calling for you, guardian?

“Good morning Callahan” Tina said, still shaking off the sleepiness “oh it’s Karl. He’s asking to hang out today.”

I don’t know who that is. But I trust you’ll remain vigilant even in your off time.

“Don’t worry, I will” Tina smiled at Callahan and looked back at her phone to respond to Karl.

T: sounds good :)

And so she got ready to head about her day.

Hanging out with Karl was nice. Sure the minions of Hypixel could show up at any moment and spread distrust and discord, but one had to maintain a proper work life balance when fighting the forces of evil.

They went and ordered drinks. Karl pretended like he had no money on him and Tina ended up paying for them both. He claimed he would pay her back, but only time would tell.

As they were walking down a road, Tina felt the now familiar feeling that came with the champion’s arrival. Across the street, a shouting match broke out.

Tina racked her brain in how to get to the champion without involving Karl. She wanted to keep her friends out of danger, but she knew it would be incredibly suspicious to leave without explaining why. Even an excuse could lead to him following her.

“Tina, what’s up? You just stopped mid conversation” Karl said.

Tina realized that she had stopped walking. “Oh, uh, I have to go. Don’t follow me!” Perfect. 10/10 no notes exit. Tina turned and ran towards the energy.

On her way, she transformed mid run. Ribbons elegantly flowing behind her. She did a twirl, barely losing any speed.

Tina skid to a stop in front of the champion, coming face to face with a giant frog.

“Yo! The same trick won’t work on me twice, Betsy here’s come along to put up a good fight.” The voice came from on top of the large creature.

Standing on its head was a man Tina knew to be Amphibian, the minion she encountered when she first became a guardian.

“You won’t get away with this!” Tina declared. She put up her fists.

Amphibian leapt back as the frog he had been standing on moments prior lunged forward right towards Tina.

She yelped and dove to the side. She felt an impact beside her as the best cracked the pavement. the frog turned towards her, and Tina jumped, vaulting herself over the frog.

Her vault landed her within a few feet of Amphibian. She nearly went to strike when a voice shouted out.

“Watch out!” The voice cried. Tina was pulled back just as a large frog tongue crashed into the ground she had resided in just seconds ago. She was tinged behind a column of a nearby building.

Tina was standing face to face with Karl, who seemed to have ignored her very clear and reasonable request when she left without a good reason. Worry was evident on his face, and his eyes kept darting behind her to where she knew the champion and his beast were.

“What's going on?” He asked Tina.

“There isn’t really time to explain” Tina gave a weak smile.

Callahan floated up beside the two.

Guardian, it seems you are surrounded by people with the potential to become protectors of this realm.

Eyes growing even wider, Karl seemed alarmed by the new presence.

“Tina, what is that?” Karl gestured at Callahan.

“Do you trust me and that I wouldn’t do anything that would be too bad?” Tina asked.

“Of course,” Karl responded.

Then do you, Karl of this realm, accept the duties and power of being a guardian? Do you swear to protect this realm from those who wish to do it harm?

With one last glance at Amphibian and his frog, Karl turned his gaze back to Tina and Callahan.

“I do”

In a flash of light Karl transformed. On his head were two round ears. He had a thin tail and fine whiskers on his face.

“I’m a mouse!” He exclaimed.

“Oh, You are!” Tina turned her attention back to the minion and his frog. “Care to help dealing with this guy?”

Karl took a small bow with a dramatic flourish and grinned.

“Stealthy secret gift!” He said in a playful tone, and disappeared.

Tina stepped out from behind the pillar.

“Thank you for politely waiting while I took my brief break. Now prepare for defeat!” She ran towards the side of the frog to close the distance between her and Amphibian.

On the other side of the creature, a small box appeared. It was colourfully wrapped with a nice little bow. A short tune played from inside the box, and it burst into confetti. The blast seemed to stun the frog, and sent the champion towards Tina. Reacting quickly, commendably so she must say, she aimed her hands towards him.

“Purifying heart blast” she shouted. With her declaration, the minion and his frog disappeared.

In the aftermath of the fight, Tina looked around. Standing across the street was Karl, grinning like a madman.

“Care to explain what just happened?”

#My writing #fanfic #rk au #tinakitten #hannahxxrose

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jawanaka · 2 years

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💬💬💬👀

Show me the Witcher quotes!!!!

Hehehe, as you asked, three quotes from three different witcher fics:

First up, Ciri and Adda from The Swallow of Novigrad

"They already do" Ciri interrupted, nodding towards the parchment lying on the table between them. "They always will and once your son comes of age they will do the same to him. It’s a wound they cannot stop probing, a knife they will not stop twisting. They will not stop because you ask them nicely or meekly roll over." Ciri sent the parchment sliding across the table. "They want to call you a Striga? Fine. Be the Striga. Go for their throats."

The room fell silent once more. The rain was now beating on the glass windows of the tower as the queen stared down at her painted reflection.

"Do you know what human blood tastes like?" Adda asked suddenly. "Not the little drops you get when you prick your finger on a needle, real blood still being pumped by the beating heart of your victim? The way they move when you sink your fangs and claws into them." She clenched her fist, painted nails digging into the palm of her hand. "I do, I remember. Not all of it mind you, not as coherent memory but flashes, shards of events that surface at the oddest time." She slowly unclenched her fist. "And they think I'm a danger to them. When I first held my newborn son and the only thing I could think of was that I knew, knew, what he would taste like. I almost throw myself from the tower. And the church laughs and use my pain against me." The queen breathed out and then seemingly steeled herself.

"Fine then." She said at last "Let's be the Striga."

From Where Paths Lead

He passes quickly through the forested hills and into the valley duchy proper. The pines and firs, woodcutters cottages and summer huts used by the shepherds give way to deciduous forest whose last colors are draining away, small villages with brightly painted houses and terracotta rooftiles. The landscape opens up and soon the gentle hills are covered with empty fields, with sprawling estates and small castles. And vines, everywhere vines. Covering the plains and climbing up on terraced hillsides, attended by farmers who carefully prepare them for winter. The red and white lifeblood of Toussaint he thinks and surprises himself with the poetic twist of his thoughts. Is it age or the coming change of season that has led him down this road?

Eskel has never been one to wax poetic. He supposes it something in the water.

Soon he reaches the Sansretour, winding as it does through the landscape, watering the hills and fields of the duchy. The bridge crossing it is constructed from pale and weathered stone and from the inn cleverly built into it an aroma of fried river fish and shallots wafts onto the passersby, beckoning them inside. Eskel can hear the songs and raucous laughter from the common room, the odd sing-song cadence of Toussaintese inflated common tongue. With the twilight quickly approaching, he is sorely tempted to stay on for the night. But he presses on, purposefully, determined yet careful to let his horse pick its steps so that it doesn't fall. Far ahead the bells of Beauclair are singing, silver notes ringing out into the night sky as the sun sets behind the Amell mountains.

It is most definitely something in the water.

And lastly, from The Sins of Fathers

"Did he say why me?"

"Yes madam, Ro-the captain-general" a ghost of as smile touched Ves face as she recited, "’was hoping that your close proximity to the empress coupled together with a residual loyalty to the Temerian royal house would entice you to look favorably upon his request.’"

Triss raised an eyebrow, "Is that really what he said captain?"

Ves didn’t move a single facial muscle "No madam. His exact words were 'Merigold is the only one in that lot I know we can count on, she's a slippery cunt but she always looked out for Foltest and his kin when she could, even when she didn't have to'.

Triss chuckled. "Now that sounds like the Vernon Roche I know." She nodded to the other woman who stood. "Thank you for bringing me this captain. I will make sure to forward the information to the empress. Try and get some rest, the castle is a safe as we could make it" Ves nodded and turned about in place. Triss watched her leave and again lifted her teacup to her lips. It had grown cold. She softly blew on the cup, steam starting to rise as it reheated. As she sipped her now warm tea she read the letter for a third time, before folding it up and putting it into the embroidered purse attached to her belt. She pushed herself up from the chair by the armrests and left the balcony, carrying peace and war in her purse as her tea again grew cold behind her.

#asks #my writing #eskel #triss merigold #adda the white

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chaosdmagicks · 2 years

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RULES.

one. selective and private.

this means i will not follow everyone back. if i don’t see us interacting, i won’t follow back. and if we haven’t interacted within around two weeks of following each other, then i most likely will unfollow. i like having my dash clean. i’m also mutuals - only, which means that all open starters and starter calls are for mutuals only, as well as memes.

two. following back.

i won’t follow back if you: post hateful content aka anything homophobic, transphobic, racist etc. i also won’t follow if you post too much ooc. from time to time is okay, i do it, too, but not when ooc > ic. i also won’t follow any 13 reasons why blogs, multis with muses are okay, but i will probably block your tags for the characters. and same goes for any descendant muses.

three. memes.

never shy away from sending them in. whether we’ve roleplayed for years now, or if we’re new mutuals. also, it’s okay to send in as many as you please. i might not answer all, but the more you send, the bigger chances of me actually answering anything, tbh. i no longer put a lot of priority to memes, though. they get done slowly, and not at all in any order, so keep that in mind.

four. triggers.

i don’t personally have any triggers that need tagging. if anything comes up, will definitely let everyone know, but as of now, i’m good with anything. however, if you need any tagging, just let me know. i do read everyone’s rules, but after a time i forget, i’m only human. so if i forget to tag something, just shoot me a message and i will do better in the future. i want you all to enjoy dumblr.

five. shipping.

i like shipping. i like it a lot. however, i do want to focus on other ships on this blog: platonic, familiar, enemies, frenemies, role-models, etc. plus, wanda isn't exactly the easiest character to ship with, especially in her current storyline which i am more prone to exploring. however, nothing is off the table, i do also roleplay wanda as a closeted pansexual.

six. pre-plotting.

this blog is mainly plotting - based. i do enjoy threads which have been at least slightly thought-out and when i have some kind of path to guide me. this doesn’t mean i won’t do random threads, but it does mean those will be most likely quickly dropped and i won’t be telling you about it.

seven. mcu vs 616.

as mentioned in my pinned, my wanda is mcu-based. i have not had the privilege of reading the comics yet, but i amd hoping that will be changing soon. with that said, i am more than happy to do comic based threads. any comic based threads, as long as you're okay with me coming at you with 28643247 questions to make sure i'm not messing anything up (i will also happily read up about it prior to writing).

eight. nsfw.

this blog will contain a lot of nsfw content. that includes sexual, gore, violence and language. the gorier the better for me, sorry but not at all. and i do write smut, which i’m also not at all sorry for. i enjoy it. there might be sexual graphics here etc too, so if that’s not something you enjoy on your dash, you shouldn’t follow me. however, everything will be tagged accordingly.

nine. mun.

hello, i go by tosia. she/her, of age. english is not my first language, but i do live in the uk. love quoting vine ad tiktok. hmu if you’re on gae witch kinktok pls. i’m very easily approachable, honestly. never fear of contacting me, just keep in mind that should we hit off, i will not leave u alone, lol.

#rules.

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blckmrcls · 1 year

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rules.

one. selective and private.

two. following back.

three. memes.

four. triggers.

five. shipping.

i like shipping. i like it a lot. however, wendesday is not an easily shippable character and i do not intend to compromise her character for the sake of a ship. i also roleplay her as a comphet lesbian who is demiromantic and asexual which i will get into in my headcanons. so, if you're only following for a ship, i am not the person. everything with wendesday is a slow burn, romantic or platonic. additionally, i solely roleplay her as a minor so no nsfw or smut will be present here.

six. pre-plotting.

this blog is mainly plotting - based. i do enjoy threads which have been at least slightly thought - out and when i have some kind of path to guide me. this doesn’t mean i won’t do random threads, but it does mean those will be most likely quickly dropped and i won’t be telling you about it.

seven. my take on wendesday.

as you may have read in my about section and in rule no.5, i have my own take on wendesday. i will be roleplaying her as a comphet lesbian, but i will be acknowledging what happened in s1 (further explained in a headcanon). she is also demiromantic and it takes a lot for her to create a romantic connection with anyone (not to be mistaken with her being romantic because that will not happen), and she is asexual. i am still figuring out to what level her asexuality extends and that will likely come as i write her, but she is definitely not within the socially described norm when it comes to sexual desires. moreover, i've headcanoned that she is autistic and has ocd (i feel like both are self explanatory but nonetheless, headcanons will be made). lastly, i am going to try and focus on wendesday's latin american heritage, which means that i will attempt to have her speak spanish more (mine is v rusty and it's european spanish, so any native speakers are always welcomed to correct me if i ever do anything injustice) and connect with her culture.

eight. mun.

hello, i go by tosia. she/her, of age. english is not my first language, but i do live in the uk. love quoting vine and tiktok. hmu if you’re on gae witch kinktok pls. i’m very easily approachable, honestly. never fear of contacting me, just keep in mind that should we hit off, i will not leave u alone, lol.

#rules.

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thywintwobird · 1 year

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Roses and kittens - part 7 pov Hannah

“So” Hannah started, knocking her opponent off the island with a wall of thorns “something strange is definitely going on at the mission site.”

“You think? It was smooth sailing until like, last week.” Purpled responded as he finished off his own attacker with a stab to the chest.

Sometimes it’s all three of the champions, other times it’s just one of them. Today Rose and Vio were performing for their adoring fans.

For anyone else it may not have been the best time to talk, but Rose found little challenge in her routine matches. Hence the distracted discussion.

“There hasn’t been any kind of resistance in a while. The stealth tactics were working so well. How can they even see us?”

“I don’t know..” Hannah admitted.

“Well maybe you should get on that miss magic.”

Purpled dodged a slash from an attacker, teleporting to a perch above her. He leaned over to look down at her.

She threw down a seed that grew into a flytrap, snatching up the aggressor in front of her.

“Alright, no one says anything the boss, agreed?” Hannah held out her hand.

Purpled leapt from his perch above her, and In a swift maneuver Hannah caught him, carrying them both above the islands with the strength of her wings.

“Agreed. You wanna end this?” Vio asked.

She smirked. Channeling her powers, Rose engulfed the floating islands in vines, and crushed them until they were dust.

#hannahxxrose #rk au

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mythgirlimagines · 2 years

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ANON-CORRECT QUOTES

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(How interactions between Wet Sock and Scar tend to go...)

Wet Sock: (smiling slightly) My top surgery went really well.

Scar: (returning that smile) That's great, High Demon of Frost! My bottom surgery is next week!

Wet Sock/Scar: (in unison) I can't believe we're both goth and trans!

Egg: (wedging themselves in between the two) I'm a birdkeeper!

Source: Meme

Image Source: (https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/crr622/the_little_mermaid_2020/)

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Wyre: (brooding in the corner, sighing) I'm so upset...

Nerd: (paternal instincts kicking in, genuinely kind for once) Why? What happened?

Wyre: (glaring at Nerd) Shut the f*** up!

Nerd: (back to the usual Nerd) Okay, Wyre! F*** YOU! STAY UPSET! Hope your day gets worse! Like, actually!

Source: Twitter

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Purple: (about to attend her first ever major poetry competition)

Fusion: (smiling in pride) Before you go, Purple, I have a little surprise for you!

Fusion: (reaching into his hair and pulling out a hoodie) It's my old lucky hoodie! I was going to save it until I graduated, but I thought you might like to have it today!

Purple: (smiling, as she takes the hoodie) Fusion...I truly am astounded! This garment shall function as my personal talisman!

Purple: (unfolds the hoodie, revealing it to be way too big for her)

Fusion II: (smirking) Or you could throw it up in the air and cover that big hole in the ozone.

Source: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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(Context: Sparkle is trying to get the other Anons into magical girl anime, so she could have another infodump buddy...)

Sparkle: (to Curious) BUT YOU HAVE TO LOVE THE PRETTY CURE SERIES!

Curious: (with a dissonant grin on their face) Well, I do not have to do anything except do my duties and die.

Curious: (turning to the screen with a pained smile, as applause sounds in the background)

Sparkle: (highly concerned for her kohai)

Source: Vine

Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic71PtlDH-E)

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Dream/Eldritch: (on a date together)

Eldritch: (blushing, currently at a loss of words)

Myth: (spectating on their date from the bushes) Psst! Ritchie! Just tell her something hot!

Eldritch: (dead-serious, gazing at Dream) The rate of global warming has been increased by nearly three times as much, over the last three decades.

Dream: (confused)

Myth: (sarcastically) Yep, that's definitely what I meant. Good job, Ritchie.

Source: Texts From Last Night

Image Source: (https://ifunny.co/picture/tell-me-something-that-ll-make-hot-the-rate-of-Hlwnzxk84)

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(The Baby Squad introducing their found family to others...)

Iris: (gesturing to each respective Anon) Janon adopted me as his sibling, Wet Sock and Egg are basically my parents, Myth is the single and childless adult Wet Sock is still pining for, and Curious keeps telling everyone that Janon is their master.

Janon: (sarcastically) That's why I'm so lively and colorful...

Source: Parks and Recreation

Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFN9dt1FrC0)

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(During the Mastermind trial...)

The Fancy One/Mastermind: (answering the Survivor's plees about their motivations) I’m not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome?~★

The Fancy One/Mastermind: (looking back in regret at Myth exposing them) I triggered it 35 minutes ago.~★

Source: Watchmen

Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5g3tUrBvPo)

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As always, I hope you enjoy what I've created for all of you! Be sure to stay tuned for more content by yours truly!

-Fusion Anon

#submission #great as always!#anon #fusion anon #incorrect quote #fusion anon ii #purple anon #iris anon #just anon #eldritch anon #dream anon #curious anon #sparkling anon #egg anon #wet sock anon #anon nerd #anon scar #my evil twin #anon kg

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aramis-stop-fucking-the-queen · 3 years

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JT: How does it feel to be the worst cop ever huh?

Malcolm: *without missing a beat* Shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos

JT: You fucking take that back

Gil: What the fuck

#prodigal son #malcolm bright #jt tarmel #gil arroyo #save prodigal son #the three of them definitely quote vines all the time #gil has no idea whats going on #he is very concerned #and confused #which only encourages them to do it more #and never explain anything

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clouds-rambles · 3 years

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Ok I’ll bite. Can I request venti, zhongli, Qiqi, Kaeya and Diluc HCs with a reader who sends them vines and memes? Not something romantic, but something funny?

—🌸

Hook, line and sinker. Hi hello tysm this is so cute

Pairing(s); (Platonic, seperate) Venti, Zhongli, Qiqi, Kaeya, and Diluc x reader

Warning(s); fluff

Keep reading under the cut!

Venti

One look at the two of your instagram dms is that it’s literally just filled with memes and dumb videos

A lot of responses is just variations of ‘me’ and key smashes

Whenever Venti greets you it’ll just be a quote from the ‘funniest video of the week’ where the two of you keep sending the same video believing it’s peak humour

Venti definitely has a meme page with half a million followers. And somehow you’re always the first like and comment on the post

Reader is hypeman for Venti confirmed?

“Ehehe, [name] do you remember that one video...”

“What the one that you sent me three times in a row to make sure I watched it?”

“Yeah!”

“Oh yeah I did it was really funny”

Zhongli

He’s a boomer so you never receive responses to the memes you sent but the next time you see it he definitely mentions it

“[name], that video you texted me the other day gave me quite a chuckle”

“Which one was it?”

“The one with the chilli sauce”

“hehe that one was pretty funny”

He sends you exactly one video that he thought was funny but it’s like 5 minutes long, so it takes you 5 hours to watch it

Not gonna lie though it’s a well constructed joke that got you a few looks after you finally get the punchline... like an hour afterwards

Qiqi

Qiqi doesn’t actually have a proper phone. Sure she has a burner phone stashed in her bag in case something happens when she’s wondering about alone so sending her memes is out the question

Though sometimes you’ll just run across the house with your phone in hand to show her a video you think she’ll love

Most of the videos you show her aren’t actually vines or memes they’re just cats being cats and, if you can find them, you’ll show her videos of finches

“[name]”

“Yes Qiqi?”

“Can you show me that video with the finches again please?”

“Of course I can!”

Kaeya

Unpopular opinion but Kaeya is the kind of ‘live in the moment’ guy that seems to think he’s above everyone because he’s used the same blackberry as he did 15 years ago

So sending him videos are a no go

Sometimes, with the egging on of Venti, you’ll just print out random memes and stick them about his house.

These memes are like glitter, Kaeya will think they’re all out the house but then will immediately find another one

In all honesty Kaeya can’t stay mad because he admires your dedication

“Say [name], why is there a shadow the hedgehog poster in my bathroom that says ‘nice cock’?”

“I’ve gotta hype the homies up, you can take it down-”

“No, no, it’s nice to be reminded that I indeed do have a nice cock”

“I literally hate your ego right now”

Diluc

Diluc is probably the best at the social media thing considering he enjoys marketing for the Angels Share. So as much as he won’t admit it nobody will be any the wiser

But you know your friend better than anyone. The quirk of his mouth when you send him a particularly funny meme, the excess of air that comes out of his nose when he conceals a laugh. Meme culture is not wasted on your friend

Though it is wasted on him after you send the nth picture of batman to him

“Please [name] stop sending me pictures of batman”

“hehe~ stop being a crime fighting vigilante”

“Why is it always lego batman too?”

“Lego batman was a masterpiece”

#platonic #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #zhongli x reader #venti x reader #kaeya x reader #diluc x reader #genshin zhongli #genshin venti #genshin qiqi #genshin kaeya #genshin diluc

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littencloud9 · 3 years

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part 3 of satoglad headcanons bc i can

hehe

| i don’t know, they seem like the dumbasses to fake date. except everyone thought they were actually dating. it makes gladion hella flustered to act lovey dovey in public though (he’s not against it, but still…)

| ash is a morning showerer and gladion is a night showerer. they argue about it until lillie brings up that she showers twice a day. then they combine forces to attack her

| ash loves vines so much and quotes them all the time that gladion completes them for him sometimes

| they like doing puzzles together! somehow it’s super chaotic but they still do a decent job

| they started making a photo album together about three months in when they first started dating. it gets filled up in like a year and now they have one for every six months or so. it’s full of photos of the alolan gang, but there’s always a special section dedicated to them (doodled with a lot of comments by both of them)

| speaking of which, lillie is obsessed with taking polaroids of them. she writes her own commentary and ash loves them. gladion gets bullied by her half the time but hey, memories

| gladion is deathly afraid of heights (‘i can fall any moment ash, do you want me to die?!’). ash tries to drag him to skydiving once but he earned a kick in the shins

| they’re super supportive of each other’s ambitions

| ash speaks in kantonese when he calls misty and brock. sometimes gladion’s there to listen. he’ll never admit it, but he finds ash speaking in his mother tongue soothing to the ear

| ash also uses kantonese when he doesn’t have the courage to say certain things to gladion. the first time he said i love you was in kantonese, but gladion wasn’t aware, of course

| ash introduces gladion to kantonian food and he falls in love. delia always makes sure to cook that cuisine when he comes over

| oh, and delia loves gladion. she thinks he’s a ‘very lovely boy’ and ash dies from embarrassment each time

| lusamine: here gladion take this money and get ash something nice

gladion: …this is enough to buy a wedding ring

lusamine: my point exactly

| out of all of ash’s friend groups, gladion gets along extremely well with brock and dawn (dp gang!!). dawn loves asking questions about their relationship and brock has to calm her down half the time

| silvally on the other hand, gets along really well with iris. nobody knows how or why, but it just took a huge liking to her the moment they met

| oh yeah, ash definitely has gatherings with his friends that gladion tries to participate in, even though he’s always drained by the end of it

| they’re both ‘organised mess’ types when it comes to cleaning. arceus save them if they ever move in together

| in those AUs where ash is champion and gladion is Aether president, gladion always forgets to eat because he drowns himself in work. ash brings food for him a lot and is always worried about his workaholic boyfriend

| not that gladion will ever admit it though. he thinks it makes him seem like his mother

| umbreon and torracat are best friends i don’t make the rules. they bitch about their trainers all the time

| they go to kalos or something together for their honeymoon. of course they pick lumiose city, and they spent their week just travelling around the districts and staring at the pretty night sky together. clemont offered his gym for them to stay since it’s on prism tower

| bonnie really loves them together too. she was also super fascinated by all of gladion’s pokémon and ash’s alolan pokémon

| ash and gladion go on runs together when they both feel like it (rarely though, because dragging gladion out in the sun is already difficult enough. ‘why do i need sun for, ash? do you want me to photosynthesise like a plant?!’)

| they share so many inside jokes that sometimes they have a full blown conversation that nobody can understand

#pokémon #sun and moon #trainer gladion #rival gladion #ash ketchum #satoglad #trustedpartnershipping #pokémon sun and moon #pokémon sumo #headcanons #pokeani #anipoke

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writing-for-me-at-this-point · 4 years

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Gen Z Humor | Lucifer + Mammon + Satan

Request: Hey! Heard you started writing Obey Me requests. If you wouldn’t mind I’d like to ask for something. Could I get head-cannons of Lucifer, Mammon, and Satan reacting to an MC who like... I’m trying to find the best way to say this... Has complete Gen Z humor. Like they’d see a snail falling off the leaf and they’d be like “god i wish that were me.” or they just regularly quote vines and tiktok sounds or dances. If not that’s okay ❤️ Thanks for reading.

Word Count: 744 words

Page Count: 2.1 pages

A.N. Hope you enjoy this!

Lucifer

- Fucking B O O M E R.

- He really is lost sometimes, he's so used to speaking so formally and having to "reminisce" about the old days (from when he was getting used to being a demon and such), even if he'd rather not talk about this is the nobles and such.

- So walking down the street with him on the way to the palace, and seeing someone walk into the glass door, had him chuckle before hearing your small comment.

- "Oh, mood tho."

- WHAT.

- I feel like the more you hang out with him, and the more he hears these things, he'll start to understand them.

- In about a week or two he picks up on things like, "mood", "head empty" and shit like that.

- I can see him downloading some human apps, on the phone from the he uses when in the human realm, and sitting in bed for HOURS watching tik toks and youtube video compilations.

- He is a man on a mission.

- To not be a fucking boomer.

- But, now that he understands a bit more, you make his demons heart drop.

- Why is watching someone fall off the RAD roof a mood???

- These are demons, they'll be fine, you're human! You'll die.

- I can see him having a serious conversation with you in his office where you need to explain these are jokes, and that you don't want to die, despite everything.

- He now, every time he sits down, lets out a small 'oof'

- He realizes this with a look of horror when Diavolo just gives him a l o o k.

- Sky Daddy help him.

Mammon

- Also uses this humor at times.

- Wasn't too into human social media before you came, he only interacted with humans when witches came for his fine ass, and it happens plenty.

- But when you came and you two became close, you pull out your old phone and show him some videos, vines, tik toks.

- WHAT DID YOU CREATE.

- Saves so he can buy a human phone and download EVERYTHING YOU HAD.

- Was smart enough to give himself a 'human' name.

- MarkusMoney.mamm has now followed you on EVERYTHING.

- He wants to have this be a thing between you two, so he makes sure he's always up to date with us zoomers.

- "Mammon, honey, you're a fucking boomer times a thousand."

- "Shut up, zoomer, what are you gonna do? Give me your student loans?"

- You both leave all the brothers confused.

- Save for Levi and Belphie, who can kinda keep up, or just laugh along.

- Mammon: "[ Y/n ], did you know birthdays are fatal in large doses?"

- [ Y/n ]: "Oh bitch, I want some more then."

- Lucifer: "For the love of father, please, just shut the fuck up."

- Mammon and [ Y/n ]: Y E E T

- Lucifer: That doesn't even make sense!

- Levi: It doesn't need to. That's the beauty of it.

- Lucifer: Oh, smite me.

- All Three: Mood.

Satan

- He's the embodiment of the question, "What is the root of boomer?"

- It's him.

- He's the root.

- He's definitely the least confused, and understands it from up listening to the context of the situation.

- You always manage to get a good chuckle out of him.

- He lives for the morbid humor.

- You guys watch the video of kermit jumping off the roof, and hearing your "I wish that was me."

- You thought you straight iced the mf for a second.

- He just hunched over for a while before you looked and saw him laughing so hard he wasn't making any sounds.

- Wouldn't use your zoomer slang unless its something small.

- "Mood" is his favorite.

- He'll watch Beel drop his food because he was rushing around too quickly, see his dejected face, and just in the most dead and seasoned voice.

- Satan: Fucking mood.

- [ Y/n ]: Satan, no.

- Beel: Satan, why?

- One thing he hates tho.

- Why all his little dark heart.

- "NOT TODAY, SATAN."

#reader insert #x reader #obey me x reader #obey me imagines #obey me x you #obey me #lucifer x reader #lucifer x mc #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me lucifer x mc #mammon x reader #mammon x mc #om! mammon x reader #obey me mammon x reader #obey me mammon x mc #satan x reader #satan x mc #obey me satan #obey me satan x reader

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fabricated-misslieness · 4 years

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Hello! May I request sfw/nfsw hcs for Corpse (or Sykkuno) x Male reader please? If not that's cool, I hope you have a wonderful day! - 🥀

Corpse Husband and Sykkuno x male reader

Ah, back to my normal format-- WAIT A WILTED FLOWER ANON

Requested: Yes

SFW & NSFW Relationship Headcanons with Corpse and Sykkuno

Corpse Husband

SFW

My man’s got drip, so if you don’t got drip, he’s probably going to help you dress up.

Imagine matching outfits with Corpse, that’d be so cool.

Painting your nails together is nice bonding time.

He doesn’t go out in public very often, so if you don’t either, that’s great. That said, if you do go out, you’re probably going out together.

Crippling social anxiety ain’t going to stand going outside alone

Corpse doesn’t take care of himself well, so you have to. You’ve got to remind him to shower, brush his teeth, eat, and go to sleep for at least three hours. Don’t pressure him into trying more than three, cuz it’s hard, y’know? And help with the foil

You’ve got to help him with his issues, reassure him he’s good and that he’s enough.

If he’s feeling depressed, you’ve got cuddles for days, though you do have to get up sometime.

If you’re gen z, he'll quote a vine or tiktok and expect you to go along with him. If you don’t know the reference, you’ll get a feigned disappointed look and a small teasing comment.

Sometimes he starts singing his songs while he’s doing something, so follow along with him, it’s cute.

Stargazing and other edgy date ideas are his go-tos.

If you’re dating him and aren’t like a youtuber or internet personality, you’re not allowed in his youtube room.

Maybe he’ll tell you he’s a youtuber, but even if he does, you’re still not allowed.

Coffee, always, every morning

You’re a tea person? Okay, but he’s not drinking any of your stuff, he’s drinking his dirty Earth beans, as Jack calls them.

You’re a coffee person? You wake up to a hot cup of coffee, but not breakfast.

Corpse needs you to cook for him, he’s not the best cook, certainly not the worst, but he likes your food.

Unless you suck at cooking, in that case, he’ll cook.

I don’t see him as much of a physical affection kinda person, apart from cuddling since it’s relaxing.

He’s fine with it cause it’s you, he won’t really take hugs or shake hands with strangers, but you’ve got to initiate everything apart from cuddles and kisses, unless he’s in some sort of love bug mood.

Sometimes he’ll just silently drag you to the bed or couch and plop himself in your lap.

You better get good at reading him, cause sometimes he wants something, but he doesn’t want to be a bother, but he really wants it-- it’s just a mess.

Help raise his self-esteem, too.

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Once again, you have to initiate everything.

I don’t imagine Corpse is very experienced in being bottom so you have to guide him.

He’ll probably feel like he’s being a nuisance to you, so you have to reassure him he isn’t.

The first time is awkward but once you get comfortable together, he’s good at it.

The first few times he’s a pillow baby, when you get comfortable he might be a brat sometimes. Most of the time, though, he’s a pillow baby.

Corpse loves to please you and do what you ask of him, but he has his boundaries, of course. Things like testing his flexibility too much, hard degrading, knife play, public sex, etc.

He’s probably into slight praise, since he’ll grow a bit desensitised to praise if you use it too much; choking, bondage, overstimulation, orgasm denial, and degrading. How can one be into degrading and praise at the same time, you ask?

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Would probably love you dirty talking to him and making him beg, too.

Favorite position is from behind because you can go deep and you won’t see his face. He gets a little embarrassed from his moans and your gaze on him.

He’s a mix between a moaner and a groaner, more of a moaner though. His moans in comparison to his voice are a way higher pitch, like his laugh to his voice, which is a fact that gets him a little embarrassed.

His voice makes dirty talking amazing, and so is his begging. (For reference, remember that one time he was saying “Please vote Rae” like he was desperate)

He likes receiving but he also loves giving, he gets to pleasure you and choke himself at the same time. His face going down on you is an absolute turn on, it’s so sexy, and the way he smirks up at you.

After care is just cuddles for him, since he feels a little lazy and doesn’t want to get up to clean himself up. He only will if you tell him to.

As for how often you have sex, it depends on you. The only times he’d initiate is sexual tension or special occasions.

Sykkuno

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He’s inexperienced, since as he says “The ladies aren’t attracted to me.”, which they are but he doesn’t give himself enough credit.

He’s a cuddle bug if you’re alone. That said, he likes showing off that he’s yours in public by holding hands and kissing your cheek, but anything apart from that will render him into a blush.

Sensitive baby, so most pick up lines and flirting make him flustered.

Sykkuno is a disaster in planning dates, he finds a place he wants to go to but he thinks you wouldn’t want to go there, a place you’d like but you end up not liking it, some place you like but he doesn’t, he’s just a mess.

You’ve gotta take care of him, but not as much as Corpse. You have to make sure Sykkuno doesn’t forget to shower and that he eats nutritional meals, rather than only gamer or college student food.

Imagine dressing him up like a soft boy. He’d be so cute. The pastels already go so well with him.

The kisses he initiates are always soft and short and usually don’t drift off into anything else. Anything rougher than a normal kiss would drag out a small moan from his throat, making him embarrassed.

He likes hugging you from behind and resting his head on your back. If you turn around and hug him back, he’s a little flustered. If you nuzzle into him, he’ll get even more flustered.

Cuddles are usually spooning, laying his head on your lap or embracing with a soft blanket over the two of you.

He loves it when you play with his hair, it lulls him into a sleepy state.

Coming out to the internet entirely depends on you. Whether you want to or not, it’s your decision.

If you do, however, you’ll definitely be in plenty of videos, including OTV ones.

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Also inexperienced here, totally inexperienced.

You’re his guide. He’s a stuttering mess throughout the first few times, and he will always be, though just a little less.

There’s a lot of “umm”s and “uh, okay?” when he doesn’t understand.

Once you actually get to the fucking, he’s a total pillow baby. His moans are so pretty and he mewls and whines along with them.

They’re high pitched and loud, one after the other with small breath breaks.

He pants and sweats a lot from the beginning.

Usually, at the end he has small tears in his eyes. They’re not from pain or anything, they’re from all the pleasure you’re giving him.

He prefers receiving over giving since he doesn’t think he’s very good at giving, that said, his face going down on you is hella cute too.

He has tears in his eyes and his face is flushed red.

His ahegao face is just as beautiful, if not, even more.

Favorite positions would be riding, because he doesn’t want you to do everything, and from behind, because he’s embarrassed about the faces he makes, despite all the praise you give him.

Kinks would probably overstimulation and praise.

After care is totally up to you, since he’s too tired for anything. He will complain about how sticky he feels if you don’t want to get up either, which ultimately urges you to get up and help him.

How often you have sex depends on how Sykkuno is feeling, which could be entirely random.

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