Sanuso incorrect quotes!!
(some are slightly suggestive)
Sanji: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Usopp: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Sanji: Oh damn-
Sanji: Just be careful, Usopp!
Usopp: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Sanji!
Usopp: It's everything around me that's careless.
Usopp: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Sanji: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to make breakfast.
Usopp: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Usopp: I fell—
Sanji: From heaven?
Usopp: No, I literally fell—
Sanji: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Usopp: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Sanji: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Usopp: Okay, but if you're not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Sanji: Dude- It's satire!
Usopp: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
Usopp: We both look very handsome tonight.
Sanji: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Usopp: I couldn't take that chance.
Usopp: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Sanji: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
Usopp: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Sanji: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Sanji: Is something burning?
Usopp, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Sanji: Usopp, the toaster is literally on fire.
*Usopp comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Sanji’s bedroom.*
Sanji: Mon trésor, are you.. coming to bed?
Usopp: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Usopp: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Sanji: ...
Sanji: The stars are so beautiful...
Usopp: They're just giant balls of gas.
Sanji: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Usopp: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Sanji: Oh...
Sanji: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Usopp: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Sanji: I—
Sanji: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Sanji: When we started dating, you know what Usopp often said to me?
Nami: Please stop flirting with other people?
Usopp: So, what’s Sanji's type?
Nami: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.
Usopp: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Nami: Did I mention oblivious?
Usopp: Yeah, why?
Nami: Okay, just making sure.
Zoro: Hey, what’s up?
Usopp: The sky.
Zoro: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Usopp: Oh, Sanji.
Sanji: *highfives Usopp* Nice one, mon amour.
Robin: Wow, you and Usopp are home early from the movies. What happened?
Sanji: We got kicked out because Usopp wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.
Usopp: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!
Nami: I like your top, Sanji!
Usopp: I have a name, you know.
Sanji: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
Nami: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Usopp: Well Sanji and I-
Sanji: *elbows Usopp*
Usopp: ...wouldn't know.
Sanji: sapnu puaS.
Nami: What??
Usopp: What language is that.
Sanji: Turn your phone 180 degrees <3
*Sanji was removed from the groupchat*
Usopp: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Sanji, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Chopper: Wow, Usopp was late too! What a coincidence!
Usopp: Where are you going?
Sanji: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Usopp: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Zoro and Nami, knowing full well that Usopp got Sanji an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
Sanji, holding a rock: Usopp just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Nami: If you don't marry him, I will.
Zoro: So, are you two dating now?
Sanji & Usopp: Yes.
Zoro: Why?
Sanji: I happen to find Usopp very appealing.
Zoro: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Usopp.
Usopp: *yawns*
Sanji: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Usopp: Then you must be exhuasted.
Nami: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely and have their girlfriends very far away.
Usopp: Come on, Nami. Nobody actually believes that Sanji is in love with me.
Nami, to The Crew: Raise your hand if you think that Sanji is helplessly in love with Usopp.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Usopp: Sanji, put your hand down.
Usopp: Sanji annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Nami: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Usopp: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
Usopp: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.
Sanji: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Nami: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Zoro: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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It really weirds me out when people hc Shu as trans, especially transfem, because if that were true he’d be a completely different character.
If he was transmasc, that implies that he’s AFAB. This in turn means that the whole point of his childhood, that being that he was shunned and bullied by his peers and even family members for being a boy and liking “girl” things, wouldn’t even exist because he would’ve been confirming to gender norms the whole time.
If he was transfem, it would make that whole point of his personal journey/story about defying gender norms completely moot. You’d just end up shoving him right back into the box that the whole purpose of his character is set to break, and that’s not a good thing from a storytelling perspective.
I’ve seen a fair handful of people celebrating that he’s “officially implied transfem” after Raison D’etre, and that simply isn’t true. His grandfather is the one being implied to be trans. The way Shu interprets the story of his grandfather is one of two men, and in the play him and Mika put on that’s how it’s portrayed. This is because Shu was looking to relate to the story, contrary to Mika who was looking for the “truth”.
Shu has never been trans, nor has that ever been implied to be the case, he’s always just been gender-non-conforming. I see it as somewhat inherently invalidating to his canon identity to try and push the idea that he’s transfem just because he likes dolls and dresses (especially since most of the people in this fandom seem that have pretty progressive mindsets, so you’d think that a canonically GNC cis character would be well received), regardless of the fact that unlike someone like Arashi he has never expressed a want to actually become a woman.
The same concept would apply to Hajime as well, and I think in his case in particular it’s worth noting that he actively has said he dislikes being seen as a girl, and yet people will still have those transfem headcanons. This is not me trying to say I’m against that type of hc in general, it just frustrates me when it’s used on a character where it actively goes against who they are.
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Gureshin Week Day 4: Fem!Gureshin
🩷✨Madoka Magica AU✨🩷
@gureshin-week-2023
GRIEF / SEED
The world ends in despair.
Quote from Richard Siken, i know i know.
AU explanation under the cut 👇👇 look im overly dramatic
For fifteen year old Guren Ichinose, the heir of a lowly clan, life offers few possibilities. But when she enters First Shibuya High School, everything changes.
Shinya Hiiragi, part of the very family oppressing Guren's clan and a magical girl, rescues her from harm and asks Guren and her friends Sayuri and Shigure to join her to rebel against their oppressive system.
But then Mahiru Hiiragi, Guren's childhood friend, reappears as a magical girl more powerful than any before, proclaiming that the world will end at the end of the year, and at once the city is met with an increasing swarm of witches from a mysterious organization, The Sisterhood of the Thousand Nights.
As the year wears on, Guren’s friends Sayuri and Shigure join Mito and Goshi in the fold of magical girls, and all must use their newly obtained powers to prevent the nearing apocalypse.
But they fail.
At the end, all that is left against the great witch Mahiru is Shinya, and in front of Guren's eyes, Shinya dies, and all hope is lost. Guren, at Mahiru’s behest finally becomes a magical girl to bring Shinya back to life and turn back time, hoping that if she can do it all again, she might save Shinya from this terrible fate.
The rules are simple -
Shinya cannot learn the truth.
Shinya cannot know Guren loves her.
Shinya cannot become a magical girl.
But every time she turns back the clock, it becomes harder and harder to stop. Every time she repeats the year yet again, reliving an oblivious meeting, Shinya's death becomes more and more inevitable, the devastation of the apocalypse more and more complete. In every timeline, in every reiteration, the angels, the incubators, will take their due, on the despair of the young.
Guren is the reason the world will end. This is the point, the mechanism of magical girls, after all.
The gears of Armageddon will turn. Shinya will choose love over safety, Shinya will die, the world will fall and Guren will rise from the ashes with all the world's blood on her hands.
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